Things Jose Lopez Has In Common With A Southwest Airlines Honey Roasted Peanut
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT
in Miscellaneous
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut have a sweet exterior
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are brown
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are between 25 and 26 years old
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut share the same knowledge of the strike zone
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut split down the middle if you chew them right
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are featured in this post
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut contain a surprising amount of fat
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are best suited for a supporting role
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut get served
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut tend not to be individually satisfying
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are easily forgotten
- Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are typically found within a loose outer garment that is difficult to remove
What
Graham MacAree - September 21, 2009
I have recently eaten a lot of peanuts
Jeff Sullivan - September 21, 2009
If you'd flown JetBlue, they have TVs in the back of every seat and you wouldn't have had so much time to think about peanuts
seattlebruin - September 21, 2009
SAS and Lufthansa too
Way to shop around Jeff.
Robert - September 21, 2009
I can't believe this is the guy we religiously follow
any idiot can comparison shop on the internet
seattlebruin - September 21, 2009
I just this very morning was comparison shopping flights to Tehran
Perhaps you guys should have been following me instead
Robert - September 21, 2009
Tehran is terrible this time of year
seattlebruin - September 21, 2009
Sometimes the best stories are the ones that you facilitate
Robert - September 21, 2009
Like the one about Robert, Lufthansa and Tehran?
seattlebruin - September 21, 2009
Isn't that the one with a rubber ducky and a slingshot?
royalcurve - September 21, 2009
I'll come
Fett42 - September 21, 2009
I have 100% faith that you would use your knowledge of the arabic language to get me burned at the stake.
Robert - September 21, 2009
You'll be fine as long as you realize that the state religion isn't Throw to John Carlson
seattlebruin - September 21, 2009
Bullshit
Robert - September 21, 2009
Luckily for you Farsi is the language of Iran
Fett42 - September 21, 2009
They're more into beheadings and stonings there anyways.
Decatur - September 22, 2009
And Middle East Airlines
Bearskin Rugburn - September 22, 2009
seattlebruin - September 21, 2009
I find Jose Lopez to be unsatisfying.
Wait, who were we talking about?
Eyebrows - September 21, 2009 via mobile
Good thing seattlebruin doesn’t give up easily.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - September 21, 2009
Jose Lopez is a fucking baseball wizard.
royalcurve - September 21, 2009
Subject line gayboy
Poochie - September 21, 2009
[snort]
msb - September 21, 2009
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut have the
Eyebrows - September 21, 2009 via mobile
DAMN IT.
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut have the same number of opposite field homeruns.
Eyebrows - September 21, 2009 via mobile
Hmmm...
I’m guessing he didn’t promise to hit any to RF…
PositivePaul - September 21, 2009
.
Can you imagine Loafie attempting to play soccer?
I Lick Squirrels - September 21, 2009
He would average three goals a game
seattlebruin - September 21, 2009
Not even using Mobile LL and you're doing this?
royalcurve - September 21, 2009
MobiLLe*
Mariner John - September 21, 2009
Not to me it's not.
royalcurve - September 21, 2009
by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2009 6:05 PM EDT via mobile
Eyebrows - September 21, 2009
What is a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut's favorite book?
Robert - September 21, 2009
Based on a sample size three
Nietzche’s “On the Genealogy of Morality”
Fett42 - September 21, 2009
YOU'RE SO WRONG
It’s Go Dog, Go.
Eyebrows - September 21, 2009 via mobile
I fucking love that book.
lailaihei - September 21, 2009
I'm more of a Hop on Pop man.
Eyebrows - September 21, 2009 via mobile
I love Seuss, but I'm going to read Go Dog, Go to my kid every night.
For my own pleasure, mostly.
lailaihei - September 21, 2009
Do you like my hat?
Actually, after about the 105th consecutive day reading it at bedtime, it starts to lose its luster. But it does an amazing job teaching a toddler the concepts of up, down, on, under, etc.
G_ - September 21, 2009
2 big dogs going up
One little dog going down
lailaihei - September 21, 2009
Holy crap, have any of you ever read Caps for Sale?
http://www.amazon.com/Caps-Sale-Peddler-Monkeys-Business/dp/0064431436
I apparantly made my dad read that to me every night for about a year and a half when I was a toddler.
Decatur - September 22, 2009
I liked Caps for sale.
The one that drove my mother insane after 5 children was Mike Mulligan and his steam shovel
msb - September 22, 2009
True story...
When I was a college instructor teaching ESL, I used his “ABC Book” as a textbook in my pronunciation class…
PositivePaul - September 21, 2009
How did that work out for you?
lailaihei - September 21, 2009
My students loved it!
We had all sorts of jokes in the other classes. Nothin’ like hearing someone from UAE say “Camel on the Ceiling, C.. C.. C…”
PositivePaul - September 21, 2009
I'm a Pale Green Pants girl.
royalcurve - September 21, 2009
What a great story
Sneetches and other stories is probably my favorite Suess book overall. Too Many Daves and The Zax are both awesome.
appleshampoo - September 21, 2009
.
?
Aaron Campeau - September 21, 2009
Don't you people ever read flags?
Robert - September 21, 2009
No?
seattlebruin - September 21, 2009
I read Taylor's. :(
royalcurve - September 21, 2009
The world can be a cruel forbidding place
Robert - September 21, 2009
I have no idea what you're talking about.
royalcurve - September 21, 2009
I don't even know how to respond to this
Fett42 - September 21, 2009
He also shares a majority of his day with a bunch of other nuts???
PositivePaul - September 21, 2009
There's a small sack size joke in here somewhere I'm sure of it.
pdb - September 21, 2009
Maybe SB can corroborate.
Eyebrows - September 21, 2009 via mobile
Uhhhhhhhhhh ok.
Goose - September 21, 2009
Tuesdays with Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanuts?
Dewey N - September 21, 2009
It's obvious that he used Monday so he could save the Tuesday time slot for the return of Tuesdays with Sean Green
Robert - September 21, 2009
Man Tuesdays WIth Sean Green was really funny
Jeff should write those again
seattlebruin - September 21, 2009
Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanuts sounds like a man from the 1800s
Dewey N - September 21, 2009
How about the top 50 moments with Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanuts?
Robert - September 21, 2009
This is incredibly well-written.
Kudos Jeff, I can’t disagree with any of these and I have the sudden urge to go eat some peanuts.
MT Olson - September 21, 2009
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut grew up in close proximity to a very similar item, only to see it removed at the point of physical maturity.
abender20 - September 21, 2009
I am going to destroy you and Waukegon
seattlebruin - September 22, 2009
But mainly you
seattlebruin - September 22, 2009
If I do come to Seattle over winter break, we can have duel to finish this.
abender20 - September 22, 2009
And then you must kill Robert to bring back your words
Kirsten Schlewitz - September 22, 2009
If I open his head up like a can of soup, will a bunch of articles and pronouns fall out?
abender20 - September 22, 2009
Airline Peanut jokes? Honestly Jeff you're scraping rock bottom here.
I though this specific sort of thing was on the list of dead memes.
Poochie - September 21, 2009
That's what I get for not reading any posts
Jeff Sullivan - September 21, 2009
I wouldn't read the sidebar if this were my site either
just sayin
Poochie - September 21, 2009
What a weird coincidence
Jeff Sullivan - September 21, 2009
Don't worry I have it covered
Robert - September 21, 2009
Meme?
Big Jared - September 22, 2009
This is bizarre, makes no sense and is only tenuously tied to a single reference ever made on the site.
I love it.
Matthew - September 22, 2009
Par for the course
Bearskin Rugburn - September 22, 2009
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