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Biggest Contribution: Rob Johnson, +10.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Luke French, -41.0%
Most Important AB: Johnson single, +11.0%
Most Important Pitch: Pennington homer, -16.3%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -36.0%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -17.0%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +3.0%
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After losses there should be a chart about blame.

People want to know who to blame when they feel bad. This chart really works best when we win. I blame Batista.

What do you think the numbers with the minus signs in front of them mean?
I blame Luke French
I blame Rob Johnson
No offense but (A) that's a really bad idea (B) this kind of already includes that anyway and (C) the fewer things we have in common with Halos Heaven the better
But we could always blame Halos Heaven so that'd be awesome
Every time Felix pitches, Robert's mouth should be biggest suckfest.
Biggest Suckfest: Luke French, -41.0%
Luke French was indeed a big pile of suck today

RRS seems to be better than French. Maybe going back to back lefties is a bad idea?
Batters teeing off a lesser version of the pitcher they were trying to hit just the day before.

Maybe Luke French just sucks in general.
It's hard to disagree with this right now
Why is Batista still on this team?
Because he won 16 games in 2007

Oh, wait, Bavasi isn’t the GM anymore. Great question…

Not all black people have pimpcanes.

This is racist, Jeff. I expected better from you.

It's not a pimpcane, it's a Stevie Wonder cane.
It's a Donald Trump sodomy stick, dingus.
Better racism?

So did I.

I thought it was a foil.
Goddamit French, I just saw that the Red Sox and Rangers both lost today. Stop sucking

And against the A’s no less. And after being spotted an early 3-0 lead no less. And having a great defense behind him no less.

Rob Johnson’s game calling also sucks.

But Rob Johnson! Catching genius!

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