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2009 SBN Player Picture Mood Chart

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I wonder whose brain would be more interesting to understand the inner workings of

yours or Roberts’

I'm not close enough to Robert to make the joke that I want to make here.

But it had something to do with the vastness of the Universe and dark matter.

Can you please make posters of this?
Probably a copyright issue with player images.

Otherwise I would actually agree.

Why are you so good at what you do Jeff?

I am still not quite certain what it is you do, but my God, the craftsmanship.

This is fucking hilarious.

Great job.

The "hysterical" one put it over the top for me.
This is so pimp shit it makes it dumps baby powder.
LL are killing it at the moment!
I dunno...Chan Ho looks more depressed than the "DEPRESSED" guy.

Probably because he’s Chan Ho Park.

Also “ENRAGED” looks more like “CONSTIPATED” to me.

That said, love it.

The only person I know on the Mood Chart is Carlos Silva. :(
Well...

Guilty is Aaron Heilman, Angry is Juan Castro, Cautious is Stephen Drew, Smug is Takeshi Saito, Hopeful is Carlos Pena, and I think Shy is Russ Ortiz…I could be wrong thought. It is depressing I don’t know the other Mariner, though.

Jay Bruce is in there, as is Brett Myers, Kip Wells ...
Ryan Freel is Enraged.
Smug is Tomo Ohka
Which is so ironic really
Suspicious looks like my sister in-law.

Facial hair included.

The anxious one could also be stoned.
There are some phenomenal stoned pictures in the database
For example

I'm waiting for you to start doing posts about this stuff

Like Most Stoned, Most Crooked Hat, etc.

"SBN Player Picture Drug Chart."
How is there not a Greinke picture for depressed
This is great

Though I would have loved to see one of them as “Laird” with this over it:

Hypnotized.
I was gonna say "shroomed" or "dropped".
Or "stripclub"
Heilman did kill someone last summer after all.
"Suspicious," "Depressed" and "Smug" are my favorites.

Depressed looks like Ted from Scrubs.

Holy shit it does. Fantastic.
Too soon?

It would seem so

As this picture was clearly taken before that guy woke up.

This may be too soon for 10 years. I don't care if he's asleep here.

BAVASI SUCKS!

Who is "surprised"?

I feel bad not recognizing a Mariner.

I have completely forgotten who that is but it's nobody important

In searching just now, I stumbled across the following two gems from the same list:

The Interrogation Of Levale Speigner

Andy “Dominates The IHOP” Dominique

Is the first picture taken in a hotel room?
Looks more like a porno booth
aw jeez not another fat joke
He is exceptionally fat
Wait he's called Phat Andy because he's fat?
Wrong Andy
It could have very easily been the right one
Hungry for Souls

Disturbingly satisfied.

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