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by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 15, 2010 12:38 AM PST in Miscellaneous
31 recs | 47 comments
yours or Roberts’
seattlebruin - January 15, 2010 reply
But it had something to do with the vastness of the Universe and dark matter.
CapSea - January 15, 2010 reply
calim - January 15, 2010 reply
Otherwise I would actually agree.
Matthew - January 15, 2010 reply
I am still not quite certain what it is you do, but my God, the craftsmanship.
Torrid - January 15, 2010 reply
Great job.
brayden04 - January 15, 2010 reply
JY - January 15, 2010 reply
EnglishMariner - January 15, 2010 reply
Probably because he’s Chan Ho Park.
Also “ENRAGED” looks more like “CONSTIPATED” to me.
That said, love it.
SethGrandpa - January 15, 2010 reply
Humongo - January 15, 2010 reply
Guilty is Aaron Heilman, Angry is Juan Castro, Cautious is Stephen Drew, Smug is Takeshi Saito, Hopeful is Carlos Pena, and I think Shy is Russ Ortiz…I could be wrong thought. It is depressing I don’t know the other Mariner, though.
BRKLN M'S - January 15, 2010 reply
Scruffy Lefty - January 15, 2010 reply
Bearskin Rugburn - January 15, 2010 reply
Attractive Nuisance - January 15, 2010 reply
Facial hair included.
ToddK - January 15, 2010 reply
Goose - January 15, 2010 reply
Jeff Sullivan - January 15, 2010 reply
Like Most Stoned, Most Crooked Hat, etc.
tootthekazoo - January 15, 2010 reply
Nick S - January 15, 2010 reply
Though I would have loved to see one of them as “Laird” with this over it:
ThundaPC - January 15, 2010 reply
wazzu93 - January 15, 2010 reply
JonBBT - January 15, 2010 reply
Slurvey - January 15, 2010 reply
Depressed looks like Ted from Scrubs.
gregrabble - January 15, 2010 reply
As this picture was clearly taken before that guy woke up.
BAVASI SUCKS!
TrustBaseball - January 15, 2010 reply
I feel bad not recognizing a Mariner.
In searching just now, I stumbled across the following two gems from the same list:
The Interrogation Of Levale Speigner
Andy “Dominates The IHOP” Dominique
OlSalty - January 15, 2010 reply
Poochie - January 15, 2010 reply
Poochie - January 17, 2010 reply
Jeff Sullivan - January 17, 2010 reply
Fuckmikereilly - January 15, 2010 reply
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I wonder whose brain would be more interesting to understand the inner workings of
yours or Roberts’
seattlebruin - January 15, 2010
I'm not close enough to Robert to make the joke that I want to make here.
But it had something to do with the vastness of the Universe and dark matter.
CapSea - January 15, 2010
Can you please make posters of this?
calim - January 15, 2010
Probably a copyright issue with player images.
Otherwise I would actually agree.
Matthew - January 15, 2010
Why are you so good at what you do Jeff?
I am still not quite certain what it is you do, but my God, the craftsmanship.
Torrid - January 15, 2010
This is fucking hilarious.
Great job.
brayden04 - January 15, 2010
The "hysterical" one put it over the top for me.
JY - January 15, 2010
This is so pimp shit it makes it dumps baby powder.
CapSea - January 15, 2010
LL are killing it at the moment!
EnglishMariner - January 15, 2010
I dunno...Chan Ho looks more depressed than the "DEPRESSED" guy.
Probably because he’s Chan Ho Park.
Also “ENRAGED” looks more like “CONSTIPATED” to me.
That said, love it.
SethGrandpa - January 15, 2010
*Ohka
Humongo - January 15, 2010
The only person I know on the Mood Chart is Carlos Silva. :(
EnglishMariner - January 15, 2010
Well...
Guilty is Aaron Heilman, Angry is Juan Castro, Cautious is Stephen Drew, Smug is Takeshi Saito, Hopeful is Carlos Pena, and I think Shy is Russ Ortiz…I could be wrong thought. It is depressing I don’t know the other Mariner, though.
BRKLN M'S - January 15, 2010
Jay Bruce is in there, as is Brett Myers, Kip Wells ...
CapSea - January 15, 2010
Ryan Freel is Enraged.
Scruffy Lefty - January 15, 2010
Smug is Tomo Ohka
Humongo - January 15, 2010
Which is so ironic really
Bearskin Rugburn - January 15, 2010
I heart this.
Attractive Nuisance - January 15, 2010
Suspicious looks like my sister in-law.
Facial hair included.
ToddK - January 15, 2010
The anxious one could also be stoned.
Goose - January 15, 2010
There are some phenomenal stoned pictures in the database
Jeff Sullivan - January 15, 2010
For example
Jeff Sullivan - January 15, 2010
I'm waiting for you to start doing posts about this stuff
Like Most Stoned, Most Crooked Hat, etc.
tootthekazoo - January 15, 2010
"SBN Player Picture Drug Chart."
CapSea - January 15, 2010
How is there not a Greinke picture for depressed
Nick S - January 15, 2010
This is great
Though I would have loved to see one of them as “Laird” with this over it:

tootthekazoo - January 15, 2010
Hypnotized.
ThundaPC - January 15, 2010
I was gonna say "shroomed" or "dropped".
wazzu93 - January 15, 2010
Or "stripclub"
JonBBT - January 15, 2010
Heilman did kill someone last summer after all.
Slurvey - January 15, 2010
"Suspicious," "Depressed" and "Smug" are my favorites.
Depressed looks like Ted from Scrubs.
JonBBT - January 15, 2010
Holy shit it does. Fantastic.
gregrabble - January 15, 2010
Too soon?
JonBBT - January 15, 2010
It would seem so
As this picture was clearly taken before that guy woke up.
ThundaPC - January 15, 2010
This may be too soon for 10 years. I don't care if he's asleep here.
BAVASI SUCKS!
TrustBaseball - January 15, 2010
Who is "surprised"?
I feel bad not recognizing a Mariner.
JonBBT - January 15, 2010
I have completely forgotten who that is but it's nobody important
In searching just now, I stumbled across the following two gems from the same list:
The Interrogation Of Levale Speigner
Andy “Dominates The IHOP” Dominique
Jeff Sullivan - January 15, 2010
Is the first picture taken in a hotel room?
Goose - January 15, 2010
Looks more like a porno booth
OlSalty - January 15, 2010
Close
Jeff Sullivan - January 15, 2010
aw jeez not another fat joke
Poochie - January 15, 2010
He is exceptionally fat
Jeff Sullivan - January 15, 2010
Wait he's called Phat Andy because he's fat?
Poochie - January 17, 2010
Wrong Andy
Jeff Sullivan - January 17, 2010
It could have very easily been the right one
Poochie - January 17, 2010
Hungry for Souls
Fuckmikereilly - January 15, 2010
Disturbingly satisfied.
ThundaPC - January 15, 2010
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