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Washborn is being signed....

according to bleacher Report.

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Joel Pineiro also.

And Jon Garland.

Here it is,

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According to ESPN, the Seattle Mariners and former starting pitcher Jarrod Washburn are in active negotiations to bring the lefty back to the Emerald City.

Heading over to ESPN, “Washburn back to Seattle?” is an insider only article so I don’t know what it says.

Let's trace this

Boston.com:

The Mariners, one of the most active teams in free agency, have re-engaged on Washburn, but he may head to the National League. The Brewers could have interest in the Wisconsin native.

ESPN:

Cafardo says Washburn is taking with the Mariners about a possible return to Seattle. The Wisconsin native also has been linked to the Twins and Brewers. He is represented by Scott Boras, so no deal will come easily.

The awful awful Bleacher Report:

Seattle Mariners Near Deal with Starting Pitcher Jarrod Washburn
I agree that Bleacher report is terrible
and the pièce de résistance, "Washborn is being signed...."
But soci isn't implying it's the M's I think

merely that he’s in the process of being signed. Which he absolutely is.

If you put a ? mark on the end of the sentance, it makes it ok to say whatever you want!
I'd be fine with him one a 1/$4-$5MM contract.

The man himself wasn’t horrific like Silva, he just had a stupidly terrible contract.

He turned down 1/$5 from the Twins

so he probably wants more than that, which I’m against. Unless he just wants to pitch in front of the defense of awesome and would settle for less.

You would think so, but then again Adam LaRoche signed for 1/6M after turning down 2/17M the previous week.
If he wants more than that then I hope he enjoys wherever he ends up
Signing a 1 year deal with Texas would be horrible for Washburn

He’s a flyball lefty. Pitching in the bandbox in Arlington on a one year deal would be stupid as his HR/FB ratio would be elevated compared to his career line which will raise his ERA. In order to build value (if he’s going to do a one year deal), he really needs to be in a bigger ballpark.

When did Texas come into this?
Amazing
I should stop commenting when tired

Somehow I read “Texas” instead of “Twins.”

Don’t ask. I have no idea how I screwed that up either.

Motherfuckers

Just in case people thought an actual section of plastic seating was talking to them through the magic box
Looks like Graham got scooped again.

Damnit Dan Cortes.
That's ok, I guess.

As long as he comes cheap, he’s still an upgrade over Vargas/random #5 guy… right?

1 year deal, he puts out a sub 3.00 ERA and we trade him again at the deadline, amirite?
Take it from someone who has written at Bleacher Report

Do not trust anything you read at Bleacher Report, unless by some chance I’m the one who wrote it (Griffin Cooper). Especially nothing written by “Jack Daniels”. He went to my high school, and he’s the definition of an arrogant moron.

Come to think of it, "arrogant moron" probably isn't even in the dictionary
Jack Daniels has never let me down before.
Wait, no.

That guy twisted a faint rumor into the decision that the Hawks are trading for Brandon Marshall.

He does things like that on a semi-daily basis
Could still happen!
Holy shit

The Seahawks are trading for Brandon Marshall?? That Pete Carroll guy is all right.

This had better be an alcohol joke
No, I really just really like Bleacher Report.

Those guys really know the inside scoop and aren’t held back by annoying artificial constructs like fact or integrity.

When I still had a blog

they would routinely steal my stuff, post it (under my name), and allow various random people to edit it. Neat.

Serious?
Yep

and for some reason I could never get it to stop. Back when they were getting started, they contacted me and said they’d like to do a link exchange, and I said I really a) don’t have the traffic and b) don’t do link exchanges, and about a week after that my stuff started showing up on their site. Which, fine, whatever, nobody read it there either, but the fact that they were community-editable at that point really cheesed me off.

They tried to 'syndicate for free' LL about 18 months ago
I was surprised when I signed up to tell Mr. Jack Daniels that he was an idiot and it instantly was asking me to write an article

Apparently anyone can write whatever the hell they want there. Which isn’t really surprising I guess.

And that article linking Washburn to the M's has since been deleted.
No, it's still there.
Where? I can't seem to find it
It's

Here. And he’s added “you can view this article on my personal blog”.

Oh I see

Looks like he edited the first few paragraphs as well

Did that article say Jack Z was high?
Cause we didn't sign Vladimir Guerrero, apparently.

Or Adam LaRoche, and we didn’t bring back Russell Branyan (cause oh-em-gee we need power).

I like this part

Adding Sheets would without a doubt give the Mariners the league’s best pitching rotation and the league’s best defense.

Apparently Sheets plays some mean defense too. How about that.

Amusingly I think Sheets is supposed to be one of the worst defensive pitchers in the game
God Bleacher Report is horrible.

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