I know, I can't believe it either. Look out, Neftali Feliz.
Vancil, pictured here, appears to be a right-handed thrower of baseballs, which helps to explain why he's been signed by a baseball organization. A 23 year old starter who went undrafted out of Division 2 Abilene Christian University (alma mater of the unforgettable Bill Gilbreth), Vancil led the Lone Star Conference in strikeouts and finished #4 in ERA as a senior before advancing to the independent Frontier League for the summer, where he was bad. He did throw the Florence Freedom's first ever no-hitter, and he only needed 149 pitches to do it, so that says something about both Vancil and Vancil's manager. Just can't pull a guy when he's chasing that kind of history.
What we know:
What we assume:
In all seriousness, while it's easy to snark about some complete unknown, the fact of the matter is that someone in the organization thinks he's interesting, and because of that Vancil's probably having the best week of his life. So there are your warm fuzzies for the night as we all take a little break from laughing at the Mets. Ha ha. Stupid Mets.
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Vancil sounds like a type of medicine
Dewey N - January 25, 2010
No it sounds like vagisil
Poochie - January 25, 2010
Which is not a type of medicine?
Dewey N - January 25, 2010
Yeah figures you would know
Poochie - January 25, 2010
What
Dewey N - January 25, 2010
Chris Jakubostrich 2.0
Minus the bendy stuff :(
200tang - January 25, 2010
What?
Other than once playing for the same team, how are they alike?
Matthew - January 25, 2010
That's all I got
Should I have said minus the talent too?
200tang - January 25, 2010
You should probably refrain from saying that unless you actually have a scouting report
or some kind of evidence to point to.
Matthew - January 25, 2010
I think he wanted to give himself a reason to call someone Jakubostrich 2.0
Marinerfanjake - January 25, 2010
He's no Kevin Quintanilla
Matthew - January 25, 2010
Florence Freedom
Also the one-time home of Jakubauskas. Huge fans of the freedom, we must be.
Pete_ - January 25, 2010
Jak was bad in the Frontier League too
Hope!
Jeff Sullivan - January 25, 2010
Jak had never really pitched before.
JY - January 25, 2010
So this falls somewhere between Kill Yourself Level and Automatic BJ Level
Poochie - January 25, 2010
Time for some autoerotic asphyxiation!
Dewey N - January 25, 2010
Can this be acheived with paws?
ToddK - January 26, 2010
There goes this week's podcast topic.
JY - January 25, 2010
Jeff did the same research,
also known as the only possible research, on this guy!
Matthew - January 25, 2010
Someone should friend him on Facebook and ask him what he throws.
JY - January 25, 2010
Done
Pete_ - January 25, 2010
I had no expectation of someone taking me seriously.
Kudos to you, sir.
JY - January 25, 2010
Baseballs.
kentroyals5 - January 25, 2010
Not sure what he throws...
But he likes the Fresh Prince, Dane Cook, and staying up late. And he hates waking up for school!!
patsfan - January 25, 2010
I've still got another 25 minutes of material on this guy
Jeff Sullivan - January 25, 2010
Does any of it have to do with his angry throwing face and it being caused by his inability to strike batters out?
Dewey N - January 25, 2010
Stay tuned tomorrow where we discuss how much Preston Vancil looks like he smells!
Matthew - January 25, 2010
Preston is going to regret ever signing that contract
Jeff Sullivan - January 25, 2010
More assumptions? Dispelling of myths?
JY - January 25, 2010
I'm pretty sure he played baseball before he was a college junior
Jeff Sullivan - January 25, 2010
I for sure thought we were going to go for Sheets
Dewey N - January 25, 2010
Rope-A-Dope
Matthew - January 25, 2010
I hear
he’s the Ben Sheets of medium/small Texas colleges.
moyerLIVES - January 25, 2010
Who?
Minor League contract?
ARock - January 25, 2010
Yes.
He’s never played in affiliated ball, so he doesn’t even have a baseball-reference page.
JY - January 25, 2010
WE GOT HIM
We got Vancil. Oman. I’m gonna go lie down.
moyerLIVES - January 25, 2010
He looks excited
Neat.
Pete_ - January 25, 2010
Only good if your logged in to Facebook, sorry.
Pete_ - January 25, 2010
It looks like flames should be shooting out of his eyes.
JY - January 25, 2010
FREEDOM
Poochie - January 25, 2010
Preston Vancil is a fan of, among others,
-God
-Dane Cook
-Megan Fox
-Megan Foxx (?!)
-Republican National Committee
-I HATE WAKING UP FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Linkin Park
Huh.
I Lick Squirrels - January 25, 2010
No politics and no religion and how abnormal.
Zygomorphic - January 25, 2010
We've not had this much fun...
since the MySpace pages of Chris Tillman and Tony Butler.
JY - January 25, 2010
Vancil doesn't look like as big a douchebag as Tillman.
Goose - January 25, 2010
He's not wearing an Angels hat, so that helps.
JY - January 25, 2010
Hot girlfriend. Also, this:
“Baseball has never been given to me. Everytime I get pushed down by it, my drive gets stronger. I am going to make it, I refuse anything else.”
Pete_ - January 25, 2010
He's got a friend with a cucumber in her eye
bit off topic but interesting nontheless
Marinerfanjake - January 25, 2010
Also, it appears that Preston Vancil and a teammate
were recently defeated by a team of superheroes.
I Lick Squirrels - January 25, 2010
He does, however,
seem like a snappy dresser.
I Lick Squirrels - January 25, 2010
And appparently he is
helpful.
I Lick Squirrels - January 25, 2010
...
No comment.
I Lick Squirrels - January 25, 2010
Are we done?
abender20 - January 25, 2010
Good.
abender20 - January 25, 2010
His friend Heather is very supportive.
msb - January 25, 2010
Hey I went to school with him
You stole him right out from under the Rangers…This could be a watershed moment
SaltyDawg - January 25, 2010
Actually, we stole him from under the Mets it seems.
JY - January 25, 2010
But he went undrafted out of ACU
Abilene is Rangers’ country. It stings.
SaltyDawg - January 25, 2010
It shouldn't still hurt me that Yuni sucks.
But it does.
Pete_ - January 25, 2010
I'm sorry for posting this Preston
Jeff Sullivan - January 25, 2010
No, you're not.
melenious - January 25, 2010
What did we say about lying?
Dewey N - January 25, 2010
He's probably never had this many fans before!
Matthew - January 25, 2010
Today we learn a lesson about uploading Facebook photos as a professional
Jeff Sullivan - January 25, 2010
?
Dewey N - January 25, 2010
Or at least setting your Facebook photos to private.
Goose - January 25, 2010
At least Chris Cooley had the good sense to leave his penis in the frame.
abender20 - January 25, 2010
So he really is Yuniesky Betancourt after all? Maaaaaaan....
Zygomorphic - January 25, 2010
What
abender20 - January 25, 2010
You're right.
I’m sorry for my role.
Pete_ - January 25, 2010
I'd say spring training needs to get here sooner...
but you hate spring training so…
JY - January 25, 2010
One of Preston Vancil's teammates in college was named Matthew Sullivan.
I Lick Squirrels - January 25, 2010
It looks like he's riding an invisible horse
JLC - January 25, 2010
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