Lookout Landing

The 2010 Seattle Mariners fanbase should all get gold medals in the sad olympics

aussie_chop - October 11, 2010 reply

I'm hoping for perfect defense from both sides tonight.

I can’t handle hearing “errah” again.

No Brooks Conrad means you may be in luck

:(

Looks like it belongs on a business card

“My name is Derek Lowe, and we can satisfy all your farm implement needs”

"Did you really just ask me for a snow shovel you son of a b*tch?"

Thingray - October 11, 2010 reply

Damn, I was hoping he'd go hitless.

Me too.

Jason Heyward is shocked that he actually got a hit.

Holy god these announcers are bad.

Didn't this just start? How can it be top 3rd already?

A lot of quick outs, and not a Yankee in sight.

My fault.

Stupid ESPN has lame local radio show on instead of this-I thought it must start later.

Holy Shit! Yahoo-Jon Miller is on the SF Gameday feed-hurrah.

Happy Birthday, Jon Miller.

Woa, almost forgot about this game.

Let’s Go Braves!

THIS IS NOT GOING TO PLAN

Geezus.

Atlanta plays that Tomahawk chop chant as much as USC plays Conquest.

Probably I am biased, but when I see a fan doing it with their hand flattened out -- not with a foam tomahawk --

I can’t help but see the Nazi salute.

RALLY BUMGARNER

Seizure inducing.

COCKS

This is not a good inning.

Did the Braves actually hand out new tomahawks to the fans?

I have the game on mute out of courtesy to my roommate but I think it might be to my benefit regardless.

I'd say so.

Between the announcers and that god damn chant, I'm not sure why I haven't joined you yet.

I've just switched to Jon Miller

hopefully it’s not too out of sync

Radio feed is good on Gameday if you have it.

I'm afraid it won't synchronize.

Turn off the tv, close your eyes, and visualize the game :P

I did this for most of the season, actually.

Now that there are constant streams because of the playoffs, I’m taking advantage.

It's about a second ahead of the TV

Also, for other listeners, is that really Tim Lincecum on that advert? His voice is a lot deeper than I expected.

Sadly, if you only buy the postseason tv, they don't give you gameday with audio.

That will be another add on fee next year I'm sure. :)

Questions.

If Joe Girardi is calling in a reliever for someone at Taco Bell, shouldn’t it be at a Taco Bell in the Big Apple?

and wouldn’t Joba be better at eating vast amounts than Mo?

Derek Lee apparently lives and dies with his sinking fastball.

God damn I am looking forward to the gif of that.

STOP SAYING ERRAH

The ghost of Brooks Conrad still inhabits the infield it appears.

I laughed when I read he shares the 3 error record with 11 other people. Oy.

I hate this game.

That was the second 3 and 0 count you fucking moron.

I think Aubrey Huff is a fit for the Mariners.

Huff is goofy in all the best ways. I'd be stoked to see him as a Mariner.

Troy Glaus is bad now, right?

Is Hensley Muelens a real name?

How about a hit, Giants?

SIX PITCHES!?

Heart of the order!

SHUT UP

Please stop showing Lincecum.

But he's so nice to look at!

There should be a camera trained on Lincecum in the dugout at all times.

More celebration gifs!

Bumgarner looks like he would benefit from some garnered bum

We

fucking keyboard.

We’re going to get game five aren’t we?

Hopefully not.

I want game 1 to be Timmy vs Roy.

G IS FOR GIGANTIC

A IS FOR AWESOME

I IS FOR INCREDIBLE

N IS FOR NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY CRAP

T IS TERRIFIC

S IS FOR SUPER

A IS FOR AMAZING

R IS FOR REALLY GOOD

E IS FOR EXTRAORDINARY

G IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

O IS FOR OUTSTANDING

N IS FOR NEVER IN DOUBT

N IS FOR NEXT STOP WORLD SERIES

A IS FOR ANOTHER ONE IS GOING TO BITE THE DUST

W IS FOR WATCH OUT NATIONAL LEAGUE

I IS FOR IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING THE GIANTS ARE AWESOME

N IS FOR NO USE WATCHING, THE GIANTS ARE GOING TO WIN

! IS FOR EXCITEMENT AND EMPHASIS

YEAAAHHHH

That's all well and good, but who are the Gaints?

S IS FOR SUCK MY ASSHOLE

And now they're gonna wins something?

Derp'n USA.

w00tah - October 11, 2010 reply

Does S stand for SPELLING?

Somebody's jacked on the Sounders.

C IS FOR COOKIE

THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

Thank you, Cody Ross.

Damn

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like subject lines.

Amen to that.

Thingray - October 11, 2010 reply

Bumgarner is seriously having far better at-bats than any of his teammates.

Except for maybe Cody Ross.

Holy shit.

FUCK IT

That was quick.

Well shit.

Now this game feels over.

McCann re-pays TBS for all the facetime they've been giving him

Any Brave's fans around?

Braves?

No, but I wouldn't mind a game 5 as long as the Giants win.

Lincecum.

It’s in the bag.

Does he have another complete game shutout in him?

Because the faith I had in the Giants bullpen is shaken. SHAKEN!

Giants' offense!

I guess that would screw up the Timmy-Doc matchup though.

Exactly.

Wonder if Jane Fonda still cares about the Braves ...

Rally Bumgarner has so far been fucking useless

Counteract it with photos of McCann's oatmeal?

Posey's better!

Game is barely an hour old and it's the 7th.

So much for NL games taking forever.

Almost 2 hours-- it got underway at 4;30

Ah-thought it was 5 for some reason.

Are those empty seats?

Atlanta!

Spoiled fucks.

Amazing

Holy crap-game 4 is that barren? Idiots.

They should be ashamed of themselves.

They are. That's why they didn't go to the game.

GLAUS!

I fucking hate Bobby Cox and would be overjoyed if this his last game

I wanted to rec this... but then couldn't.

IT'S THREE BALLS AND NO STRIKES YOU IDIOT

I believe that was an errah on his part.

Let's go D'Lo?

Double play? Game 2?

Man, being a Mariners’ fan really makes you a debbie downer.

Uribe's two homer's with the bases loaded were grand slams. Wierd.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE IT IN THE THIGH

Probably thought he didn't have to after watching Chase Utley.

SAFE

YES

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

FUCKING AWESOME

I AM DYING

NEIGHBORHOOD PLAY UMP! COME ON!

I love it when you can hear your neighbor's yelling at the TV. They are happy.

Who needs Brooks Conrad?

I was just thinking that.

kennerdoloman - October 11, 2010 reply

Ok that was the first Conan ad that I actually chuckled at.

And up steps

Giants personified

Compliments of MCC.

Excellent/

The word emphatic comes to mind

I'm surprised Marylebone Cricket Club approve of such profanity let alone know how to gif it.

I prefer this version

I think he's saying fudge

Serious question - was mine too big?

No but the quality isn't as good.

True, I saw that. I was just making sure.

300px is the height limit for future reference

295X220 is fine

Thanks!

I like how someone rec'd this because they made a TWSS joke in their head

Oh and it was Kermit which I knew before checking

Hey what are you doing in here?

I'm going to need a bigger hat anymore people squeeze in here

Out at home! That was a pretty nice radio call

What Lowe said.

FUCK YES CODY ROSS

Old man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you were...

Rooting for the Giants, but I do love McCann.

Catchers that can hit and catch are sexy as hell

This has probably been the most enjoyable out of all the division series.

It's had some bizzare things happen.

That was graceful.

Heads up guys, the bullpens will figure into the outcome of this game.

This fucking team.

Is winning!

It's torture!

Giants baseball!

JMKaustin - October 11, 2010 reply

The radio was a second ahead earlier and is now a second behind despite me having done nothing.

I remember when Santiago Casilla was Jairo Garcia

CATCH IT YOU OAF

Jeebus.

Weeeeeee!

Brooks Conrad leading off the 9th?

Please win, Giants. My schoolwork is suffering terribly.

Holy shit he's retiring.

We get it.

This chant is slowly driving me insane.

This season didn't do it already?

At least the season had some variety in its awfulness.

Speaking of erras, how about the Cincinnati Reds?

And what is the deal with airline food?

COME ON BROOKS!

Awww.

COME ON HINSKE! WIN IT FOR BILLY AND BOBBY!

I don’t really care, I just want to see a Game 5.

My desire for more baseball is outweighed by a desite to see Timmy vs. Roy.

That's a nice consolation prize.

Same here.

What a clash of sexy pitching goodness. That game will be 45 minutes.

DAMN IT WILSON BE MORE AWESOME

Are we sure that is not Aardsma with a fake beard?

Droid Rage - October 11, 2010 reply

Living out his back-end-of-the alphabet fantasies?

Omar Infante, Atlanta turns it's eyes to you.

Excuse me, All Star Omar Infante.

Don't you fucking forget it.

I see you don't mind.

That's All Star Omar Infante, if you don't mind.

Goddamnit All Star Omar Infante.

Ok Melk Man, deliver us a win!

ONE MORE

Over bitches.

See ya Bobby.

GIANTS WIN!!!

FEAR THE BEARD!

Good job Melky Cabera, you just ended Booby Cox's and Billy Wagner's careers.

Why must you do these things to me, Brian Wilson?

Eli Whiteside sighting!

YES!

JMKaustin - October 11, 2010 reply

Alright, this is cool.

DING DONG BOBBY COX IS GONE!!!

The MLB needs a Brett Favre.

Sit the fuck down Roger.