I can't stand this picture of C.J. Wilson. Why did he pose like this? If you're going to pose for a funny picture, you must absolutely consider whether it will be funny given repeat viewings. This, like so many of my prized childhood movies, has failed the repeat-viewings test, and it's failed in spectacular fashion.
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This is going to be awful.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Awww the Joe Dirt effect.
Robert - October 15, 2010
Joe Dirt was funny after multiple viewings.
Fin - October 15, 2010
Or if you're a crack addict.
Coach Owens - October 15, 2010
Joe Dirt made me want to shoot myself by the fourth time.
Robert - October 15, 2010
No Rays :(
Coach Owens - October 15, 2010
I liked them better before they sold out
bluemax - October 15, 2010
When did they ever sell out?
joey90 - October 15, 2010
When they kept winning.
Scruffy Lefty - October 15, 2010
I can only like things that are as miserable as me
bluemax - October 15, 2010
Well then I have just the team for you.
Fin - October 15, 2010
Well they didn't sell out manny baseball games.
Decatur - October 15, 2010
Come on baseball! Entertain me at work!
sanford_and_son - October 15, 2010
Holy jesus, has CC gotten even fatter?
sanford_and_son - October 15, 2010
His bloomers used to be a party tent.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Since last week?
Droid Rage - October 15, 2010
Seriously! He looks fucking huge.
sanford_and_son - October 15, 2010
I'm having a hard time wanting Yankees to win
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
I still laugh at the picture.
And I still laugh when I watch Spaceballs.
boomdonkey - October 15, 2010
Looks like CC is sick of CJ's pose as well..
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
Go Rangers Go!
Scruffy Lefty - October 15, 2010
Fuck this.
drblacknwhite - October 15, 2010
Hamma!
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
As I much as I want the Rangers to lose
Seeing CC get lit up is always fun.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Huh.
How bout that.
sanford_and_son - October 15, 2010
Finally get to watch a game on cable and boy are the announcers poopy.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
I think this is the last series TBS are doing
Then we have FOX to enjoy!
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Who is it tonight?
I’d been listening to Jon Miller and Joe Morgan (“CC is not on his game tonight”)
msb - October 15, 2010
Ron Darling, John Smoltz and I forget the main guy's name
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Ernie Johnson.
drblacknwhite - October 15, 2010
ERINE JOHNSON!
Scruffy Lefty - October 15, 2010
Ernie doing baseball play by play?!
Ron Darling is very boring.
msb - October 15, 2010
And Craig Sager too!?!
msb - October 15, 2010
He looks like a broadcaster from the 70's.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
It's too bad that Gus Johnson doesn't broadcast baseball.
Coach Owens - October 15, 2010
Well,
sometimes these things happen in (baseball).
misterjonez - October 15, 2010
The one time I forget my radio and am out of town.
I gotta find a stream quick,
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
If there is one thing Sabathia knows how to do it's pitching on a big stage!
ThundaPC - October 15, 2010
I can't believe a teeny tiny part of me is rooting for a small texas success.
Maybe they can take it to 7 games then lose at home.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
If anyone deserves to win it all this year it's the Yankees
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
CC SABATHIA KNOWS HOW TO WIN
Joe Metro - October 15, 2010
CY FUCKING YOUNG.
sanford_and_son - October 15, 2010
God, can these announcers be biased anymore for the Yankees?
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Jeff Francoeur : Baseball Team :: Tits : Boar
Cougriculture - October 15, 2010
Yeah, go ahead and walk Matt Treanor
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
What a break.
drblacknwhite - October 15, 2010
Aw man
I was hoping they’d chase him. Also holy shit safe.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Replay?
Scruffy Lefty - October 15, 2010
What the fuck was that?
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
Golly, I hope we get some replays of that.
msb - October 15, 2010
He was out.
Nelson Cruz needs to duck the arm.
Scruffy Lefty - October 15, 2010
Ump well positioned, too
msb - October 15, 2010
Wow, good call.
drblacknwhite - October 15, 2010
Standing O for CJ there.
msb - October 15, 2010
He's probably safe if he slides headfirst
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
Elvis Andrus is so good.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
CJ owes him a sodypop for that
msb - October 15, 2010
International broadcasters say Texas still owe A Rod 10 million.. wow.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
What happens if you drink your gatorade out of order?
msb - October 15, 2010
52-C.C.'s number and waist size.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Has Joe Morgan gotten more incoherent?
or is it just me, unable to parse his sentences?
msb - October 15, 2010
I've been fortunate enough to only hear him a couple if times this season
but I find it very hard to believe he could get more incoherent.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
46 pitches
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
Wow, these guys love the Yankees, huh?
FaceRuiner - October 15, 2010
Is anyone else surprised to see Derek Jeter on the front page of mlb.com
as a representation of the Yankees?
Coach Owens - October 15, 2010
These Yankees have been in every Postseason Situation tm
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
Think part of the difference is that NY has had a team for a few years longer than Texas?
msb - October 15, 2010
Yes, though it is worth nothing that the Yankees have made the playoffs 24 times since the Rangers came into existance
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
Not that that has a single thing to do with this game or 2010 postseason...
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
Oh my god I'm stupid 'noting' not 'nothing'
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
Goddamnit Yankees.
Goose - October 15, 2010
The Rangers radio broadcast is advertising a car lot that has an A-Rod pinata.
Goose - October 15, 2010
Lot of bitterness regarding A-rod on the Rangers broadcast.
Goose - October 15, 2010
How do I find the ESPN Jon Miller radio stream?
I’ve Googled the hell out of radio stations and all I can find are the stupid network shows?
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Whooopsy.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Balk!
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
"Classic fundamentals by Alex Rodriguez!"
ThundaPC - October 15, 2010
Was there a reason that Jeter had to make a quick throw there?
He was out by like 15 feet…
FaceRuiner - October 15, 2010
Jeter only makes off-balance throws
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
He's a GGer.
joey90 - October 15, 2010
Lot of bitterness on the Rangers broadcast regarding A
Goose - October 15, 2010
:( :) Cliff sighting.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
I want to see a list of baseball players who have "slump-proof" swings.
ThundaPC - October 15, 2010
If Cano's swing is slump-proff then he should never fail to get a hit.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Ooh a lead.
That’s kinda shiny.
the other side - October 15, 2010
Fuck this series.
I don’t want to root for either.
the other side - October 15, 2010
I agree. I hope they both lose the series..
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
Good luck with that.
the other side - October 15, 2010
Would that mean the Twins advance? :)
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
Actually, in Japanese baseball, tie games exist; they only play 12 innings during regular season.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
Didn't that used to be 10?
When did that change?
Two Rs and Two Ls - October 15, 2010
Not sure if it changed. I've always known it as 12, but could've been 10 at one time.
Wiki:
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
I didn't know that they RE-PLAYED games.
That’s interesting.
Two Rs and Two Ls - October 15, 2010
It's weird, though.
No matter how many times they air it, everything is the same.
kevin_ess - October 15, 2010
Yeah, me neither.
Those things make it hard for me to take Japanese Baseball seriously.. I’ve heard it’s because they don’t want games going later than the last train.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
Makes sense to me.
joey90 - October 15, 2010
While that's nice and courteous of them
6-hour 23-inning ballgames are simply epic affairs.
Two Rs and Two Ls - October 15, 2010
That actually makes a lot of sense. Majority of them don't own cars and if your out in japan past midnight your stuck their until morning.
LeftArrow2 - October 15, 2010
Fucking selfish Japanese people.
Your slanty eyes make me ANGRY.
kevin_ess - October 16, 2010
Elvis Andrus looks like he has a gigantic Smarties necklace.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
I am a fan of this game :)
Ence - October 15, 2010
Man, that was a well-placed hit.
Two Rs and Two Ls - October 15, 2010
Dang.
sanford_and_son - October 15, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU YANKEES
Aw man, fuck you Texas .
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Goose - October 15, 2010
The Rangers may be beating Sabathia but they're not wearing him down.
Or something….
ThundaPC - October 15, 2010
They're not in NY, so it's not a high-stress game. Maybe that's it.
joey90 - October 15, 2010
Go Rangers.
I can’t believe I am happy about a Michael Young hit.
Droid Rage - October 15, 2010
CC is frustrated. Didn't backup any bases. Maybe too large to move.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
Suck it, Posada.
sanford_and_son - October 15, 2010
Uh-huh, you guys should just stop hyping up C.C. now.
ThundaPC - October 15, 2010
John Smoltz lied to me
He guaranteed CC would be better from that point on.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Rangers broadcast just flat out said that Posada is lazy.
Goose - October 15, 2010
And CC did not even cover home on that.
If Andrus has been on second he would have scored on the wild pitch.
Droid Rage - October 15, 2010
I love when the broadcast booths get into it.
It makes the games that much more enjoyable. Next, they should randomly pipe in each other’s broadcast audio to the opposing team’s broadcast booth PA system. Get ’em all whipped up at each other.
misterjonez - October 15, 2010
Brett Gardner had a .358 wOBA,, a 21.9 UZR(after having a 12.9 last year) and a 5.8 WAR.
I had no idea.
Goose - October 15, 2010
As if it wasn't already hard enough to root for the Yankees
They bring Joba in.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
THROW A PITCH YOU LARDY CUNT
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Did hell freeze over?
Just looked at the score board and this doesn’t seem right.
LeftArrow2 - October 15, 2010
Someones cheating obviously.
They’ll figure it out.
the other side - October 15, 2010
Must be Cliff's hat.
That’s a BAD HAT!
misterjonez - October 15, 2010
Love how they left the infield 3 inches long so the Yankees couldn't squirt one through.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Sounds naughty
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
Rick Sutcliffe said this was at the request of Nolan Ryan.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
I saw that. Cracks me up how the maintenance crews supposedly can affect the game.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Yankees will probably drench the base paths to slow down Texas.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
What's the score?
Cheddar28 - October 15, 2010
AWESOME
Joe Metro - October 15, 2010
I think we're tied up and heading into extras.
But I’d have to check MLB.com to make sure.
ThundaPC - October 15, 2010
.
Right here
Goose - October 15, 2010
Holy shit, nice Pete Rose safe slide, Gardner.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
LOOK AT THE HUSTLE PLAY BY BRETT GARDNER
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
THE YANKEES HAVE FOUND THEIR DAVE ROBERTS!
Goose - October 15, 2010
Frickin' finally-I still can't believe most of me is rooting for the Yankees.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
AND HERE COME THE YANKEES!
Goose - October 15, 2010
Ron Darling sounds like James Woods.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
I think Ron Washington would like a little bump right now.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Oliver's pitches look really slow.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
And like garbage..
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
A-Rod hitting a grand slam here would be the best thing ever.
Goose - October 15, 2010
Hahahaha, looks like the Mariners bullpen.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
An A-Rod dinger here would be unbe-fucking-lievable.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Rec'd for Fish Called Wanda line.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Unintentional
but I have seen the film.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
That'll do!
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Here we go now.
ThundaPC - October 15, 2010
Zoiks.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
AHAHA MICHEAL YOUNG!
BEST PLAYER IN THE AL WEST!
Goose - October 15, 2010
I don't care what kind of bruise would be caused or how much it would have hurt, Young has to get his body on that ball hit by Arod.
What a pussy.
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
Still nobody out..
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
Fucking hell.
truemsfan - October 15, 2010
Still wondering why Jon Miller is not on the NLDS broadcast side of things.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Because the NLDS is over?
joey90 - October 15, 2010
Sorry-meant CS.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
Bias?
No way a national broadcaster would ever let that kind of thing go on.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Right, because all 3 of the yeddies on the tv side aren't rooting for the Yanks :P
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
:)
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
I got it. :)
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Who the hell is Clay Rapada?
Goose - October 15, 2010
He's no Clay Zavada that's for sure
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Damn straight.
Goose - October 15, 2010
TIE GAME!
Goose - October 15, 2010
SONOFABITCH!
FaceRuiner - October 15, 2010
This is wonderful.
drblacknwhite - October 15, 2010
Wow. Impressive.. Can anyone pitch?
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
I could give it a go but I can't promise anything.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Game over.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
Yep,Brett Gardner=Yankee Dave Roberts.
Goose - October 15, 2010
Amazing!
ThundaPC - October 15, 2010
You have to love the looks on the Rangers fans' faces.
44FAN - October 15, 2010
Yep. Gardner's hustle started this.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
I can't really root for either team
but it’d be kind of funny if Texas doesn’t win a home game this postseason.
Two Rs and Two Ls - October 15, 2010
Thanks for that one pitch you threw Rapada.
Goose - October 15, 2010
Ha, ha. Nice location.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
This is going exactly as I hoped
CC is awful and the Yanks rally late.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Ahahahahahahahaha
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
This is all on Micheal Young and the fact that despite being over 30 he is still afraid of getting in front of a hot shot grounder.
How many times did we watch Adrian let a ball like that bounce of his chest only to pick it up and make a play.
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
Suck it Rangers.
Goose - October 15, 2010
Awww. I get to see repeated shots of 'sad Nolan'..
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
That expression they jjust showed is hysterical.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
He went from one beer in the first six innings to eight beers in the last 20 minutes.
Wilder. - October 15, 2010
Beer bong
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
He's snorting beers at this point.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
TIME TO CHANGE PITCHERS AGAIN WASHINGTON!
Goose - October 15, 2010
Ron Washington looks like he could use a pick-me-up of some kind.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
He needs to divvy out some for his pitchers..
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
I got just the thing!
Darryl Strawberry - October 15, 2010
I'm calling you right now!
Steve Howe - October 15, 2010
How this isn't green yet is beyond me.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
I've got a big at-bat coming up. What's the harm that one little pick-me-up can do?
JoshHamilton - October 15, 2010
That was one of the greatest expressions I've ever seen, Nolan.
drblacknwhite - October 15, 2010
I have no idea who to root for in this game still, so I figure I'll root for individual players I like
WOOOOO MARCUS THAMES!
JLC - October 15, 2010
Aw shit I like Holland too
JLC - October 15, 2010
Is it bad I never had confidence in the Rangers, even up 5-0?
Poochie - October 15, 2010
I'd actually forgotten that Wilson started this inning.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
I didn't even realize it was the same inning-poor CJ.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT
Poochie - October 15, 2010
Ordinarily I'd agree with you.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Five pitchers used and still not one out.
That is crap.
truemsfan - October 15, 2010
An out!
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
'bout damn time
FaceRuiner - October 15, 2010
Man, has there been a hit besides Gardner's that hasn't been absolutely hammered?
JLC - October 15, 2010
Thames was a shattered bat.
drblacknwhite - October 15, 2010
Fuckin' Rangers man, I tell ya
OlSalty - October 15, 2010
As an aside, Ron Darling is so bad I actually am looking forward to McCarver.
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
Wood is vulnerable.. I have no stats to back that up.
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
Doh!
HamFighter! - October 15, 2010
What the fuck? I leave the house to get some fried rice and then the Yankees are winning? I'll never eat fried rice again.
RustyJohn - October 15, 2010
Fried rice is fucking delicious though.
the other side - October 15, 2010
You're right. I'll retract that statement.
RustyJohn - October 15, 2010
I already feel raped by this series.
Don’t take the fucking rice too.
the other side - October 15, 2010
Can't walk the leadoff batter
[/Ron_Fairly]
Two Rs and Two Ls - October 15, 2010
I realize that the Rangers winning would be a clusterfuck for us but my irrational Yankees hate has kicked in.
the other side - October 15, 2010
Rationally I know Rangers' success is bad. Irrationally, wanting the Yankees to WIN is really hard.
Big Jared - October 15, 2010
I can't get past the total douchnozzelness of the entire Yankees organization and fan base.
the other side - October 15, 2010
Throw strikes you jackwagon.
Goose - October 15, 2010
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Goose - October 15, 2010
AWESOME
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
AMAZING!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 15, 2010
What the hell was that?
drblacknwhite - October 15, 2010
I direct you to my previous comment.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Moron
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
There is nothing ennobling about losing a game like this.
esoteric - October 15, 2010
What a dumbass! Jesus
ignacio - October 15, 2010
Texas broadcast just called that the worst baserunning blunder in franchise history.
Over dramatize much?
Goose - October 15, 2010
Probably the most important baserunning blunder.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
This is one of the things that pisses me off about sports today.
No that was not the greatest game ever played that you just saw. Shut the fuck up.
the other side - October 15, 2010
I wouldn't be surprised, based on leverage and playoffs and what not, that it was the costliest.
joof - October 15, 2010
Probably not
Poochie - October 16, 2010
That pickoff: -16.2% WPA
JLC - October 15, 2010
I do like cool jams.
Two Rs and Two Ls - October 15, 2010
Lets see if Young can make up for his poor fielding by at least reaching base against Rivera.
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
Gut would'a got it.
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
Jeter-Clutch!
Goose - October 15, 2010
Yankee Juggernaut™
Big Jared - October 15, 2010
The only Juggernaut more annoying than Vinnie Jones.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Dun,dun,dun, dun-dun
dun, dun,dun, dun-dun
Goose - October 15, 2010
Rivera is gonna blow the save for sure
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
In a multi-branch universe he might.
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
I often shift between dimensions
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
That'll be my excuse if Rivera actually blows it.
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
If Elvis Andrus hits a home run, the universe will divide by zero and simply end.
Goose - October 15, 2010
Before Lincecum/Hallady?
I would be fucking irate.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
You won't exist though so it won't really matter right?
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
Well no
But I wouldn’t want to die annoyed.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
To see that happen would almost be worth the Rangers win.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
If the Rangers screw this opportunity up, they deserve to lose this series
JLC - October 15, 2010
Wow, bunting with two strikes.
JLC - October 15, 2010
That was clutch.
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
Still not worried.
Goose - October 15, 2010
I would be too afraid to ever bunt with two strikes
Too much possibility for total embarrassment
FaceRuiner - October 15, 2010
If you mess up you could always ride out of the clubhouse on your bicycle.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
What do you say if you're Jorge Posada?
“Uhhhhh throw a cutter?”
Goose - October 15, 2010
No guys, he definitely checked his swing there.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Here comes some shit straight out of 'The Natural'.
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
Must have been an alternate ending.
drblacknwhite - October 15, 2010
Or not.
Jack Swan - October 15, 2010
I still contend that Rivera is really a real life Terminator.
Goose - October 15, 2010
Would that make Ichiro John Connors?
Wilder. - October 15, 2010
Suck it Rangers.
Goose - October 15, 2010
Cool.
Eyeball Kid - October 15, 2010
Ouch!
JLC - October 15, 2010
Gotta love heartbreaking losses
Stormton - October 15, 2010
This is going splendidly. Yankee win, Yankee win, Cliff Lee perfect game, Yankee win, Yankee win.
Decatur - October 15, 2010
Yayawwwwyaaaaayawwwwwyaaawwwww:(:):(:):(:)
I don’t know how to feel.
wazzu93 - October 15, 2010
aw
BRKLN M'S - October 15, 2010
I fucking hate this series.
the other side - October 15, 2010
Texas still does not have a win at home.
ThundaPC - October 15, 2010
So, am I glad I got interrupted around the 3rd inning?
msb - October 15, 2010
Rangers fans must be on suicide watch right now.
sanford_and_son - October 16, 2010
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