From KCTV5 news in Kansas City:
Breaking: Emergency crews are currently trying to tranquilize a 300-pound chimpanzee on the loose near 78th and Indiana.
KCTV5 - Kansas City
KCTV5
We now have word it was a gorilla on the loose near 78th and Indiana. It has now been subdued.KCTV5 - Kansas City
KCTV5
Why on earth would there be a giant gorilla on the loose in Kansas City? It doesn't make any sense. Unless...
For every prey, there is a predator.
49 recs | 20 comments
Well done, sir.
I haven’t laughed that hard in quite awhile…
c_dowley - October 19, 2010
How do we know the Giant Walking Banana wasn't used as tranquilizer?
lemonverbena - October 19, 2010
"We now have word that a 300-pound chimpanzee is physically impossible."
lemonverbena - October 19, 2010
If you haven't seen Jeff's first treatment of the Giant Walking Banana phenomenon:
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/4/27/1447342/by-the-way
Decatur - October 19, 2010
Why do you have a KC twitter feed?
Eh, who cares. Thanks for making my coworkers think I’m crazing for staring at a banana while laughing maniacally.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 19, 2010
So this is what genetically altered foods have done to us.
DaveValleDrinkNight - October 19, 2010
I was hoping that someone finally ate that yellow bastard.
Aaroniero Arruruerie - October 19, 2010
I swear there was a Yuni joke in here somewhere
d0nkey - October 19, 2010
Things like this only can exist here.
I love here.
SethGrandpa - October 19, 2010
Sec 108, in the giant walking banana thread:
Bearskin Rugburn - October 19, 2010
I'm rec'ing this post but also the original one.
appleshampoo - October 19, 2010
Holy cow the threat has come to my home pub!!
Beveridge Place is under attack by banana-chasing gorillas!!
(Scroll down for video.)
short - October 19, 2010
Nooooooo, not Beverdige Place!
It may not be local for me, but I still love stopping in there when I’m in the area and want a beer.
c_dowley - October 19, 2010
ME TOOOOO
royalcurve - October 19, 2010
I refuse to believe some tranquilzer darts could take down The King,
LeftArrow2 - October 19, 2010
WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING FELIX WITH TRANQ DARTS
the other side - October 19, 2010
How do you not slip on a giant banana?
perfectstrat - October 19, 2010
The Royals Super Heroes have been alerted
All people can now rest peacefullyJeff Zimmerman - October 19, 2010
This is too funny!
Thanks for the plug sir.
Royalman - October 22, 2010
The banana is so famous, he's been immortalized
msb - October 20, 2010
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