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10/19: Open LCS Games Thread


Cole Hamels

#35 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

6-3

190

L

L

Dec 27, 1983



Matt Cain

#18 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

6-3

245

R

R

Oct 01, 1984



Tommy Hunter

#35 / Pitcher / Texas Rangers

6-3

255

R

R

Jul 03, 1986



A.J. Burnett

#34 / Pitcher / New York Yankees

6-5

230

R

R

Jan 03, 1977


It amazes me that A.J. Burnett still gets to use his personal catcher today.

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Eric Wedge took a year off to grow a moustache.
I had the same thought!

Either that, or he wants us to know he isn’t Russell Branyan.

And holy crap, we've hired Stacy Keach.

Jean "Rosey" LaRose from Strange Brew

Crappy screenshot, best I could do
Photobucket

Twitter reports that Zooey will sing God Bless America.
I thought Cain was going for the Giants...
He's pitching now
No Bumgarner?

You got my hopes up…

And starring as AJ Burnett will be JK Simmons
I love JK Simmons.
I don;t see him as AJ though.
Yeah... I kind of see it.

But I also wanted to take the opportunity to express my love for JK Simmons.

A fine Benny Southstreet.

here and here

The Yankees lineup seems like the type that will pound Hunter into the ground
You know maybe they should just hit Werth third
Cole Hamels bunts like a queer
GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS
The necklaces are a "new craze"?

really?

I didn't realize people were still wearing them.
Phiten was a very big sponsor for the Mariners this season.

From the Boat race to giving out free bracelet vouchers and demonstrations. It’s definitely more mainstream, and a LOT of the players seem to be wearing them now. More than ever had in the past.

Are the phiten the same as the magnetic crap?

And the phiten have been around for a good 3 or more years now.

Phiten is the namd of the Japanese comany that makes the Titanium infused products, yes.

They have been around, yes, but were not plastered all around the ballpark until this season.

I guess I'm ignorant from apathy. Isn't Phiten Seattle based?
They have a Corporate headquarters here, yes.

The company is Japanese based, and every employee in the corporate store is from Japan.

Well is good to know that the Americans don't have the market on useless crap cornered.
HELLO CHINA!
It's also funny because you're 1/2 Chinese.
It's okay Raul.

At least you still have your D.

OH SHIT IT'S CODY ROSS TIME
FUCK YEAH CODY ROSS
Two first names, bitches!

CODY ROSS
CLIFF LEE

If they meet, it'll be an an anti-matter explosion.
ALSO MY HEART WILL EXPLODE
Cody Ross is like Jose Lopez but 100 times more awesome
Of course it would be Ross up right now.
This will either be glorious or disappointing but not excessively so.
THE MAN CANNOT BE STOPPED
You have got to be shitting me.
Dude's just doing it for the NLCS MVP award.
HIS OPS IS 2.225.
Selfish.
Cody Ross hurts the Giants by.....
I love this misfit team.
So, who replaced Cody Ross with a remorseless engine of despair?
So that's where my penis went.
Will you marry me?

I’m in awe of your effervescent beauty. You are incredible and funny.

Aslo, you have WIFI.
Aslo is the Norwegian way to say that. It's in the dicktionary.
Not that I think I qualified, but there should be a LLemmie for best assist.

Some of us are more John Stockton’s than Michael Jordans of commentators.

YES TALK ABOUT THE TRADE MORE

FUCK YOU YANKEES!

Exhibit B that the National League is silly.
It wastes the talents of Cody Ross?
Yes, because 4 1/2 hour Yankees-Red Sox games are so much better
That is... an odd rebuttal.
The DH is the first thing to get killed when I'm commissioner

As unpopular a thing that is to say here.

I'm fine with that.

Edgar retired, so we don’t need it anymore.

I'm with you also.
Why not? The Mariners are already did.
They done did, did they?
Tell you what....
Eric Gregg was a wonderful umpire?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GIANTS / RANGERS WORLD SERIES!!!!

FUCK YOU EAST COAST
FUCK YOU TV RATINGS

And Honestly the first world series I would actually be interested in for the past 5 years...
Anything without the Yankees will make me happy.
As long as the Rangers lose.
I know it helps them as an org if they win,

but I’d still rather have them win than having the Yankees get another one.

How about neither one wins the WS?

Go GIANTS!

I'm trying.. Really trying to get behind the Giants.

But it’s so hard when their entire offense is Cody Ross.

"Mariners" sounds even worse coming out of McCarver's old face
Bonds looks slimmer

HUH

Probably because he has a hot date coming up!
Probably been workin out.
THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

Someone is cheating.

OH SHIT! MARRY ME ZOOEY!
Aw darn, Jeff missed is favorite actress/singer sing God Bless America
Was it Bone's sister?
Bones', I suppose.

I’m watching gameday at work, so I really don’t know.

You are correct.
What do I win? Giants WS?
I like Bones more.

On the show she was her cousin, not her sister, just saying.

But they look so alike they could be sisters!

Just watched that episode.

When was she on the show?

I completely lost interest over the last season and a half.

I'll admit it's been disappointing recently.

This season has sucked, and the season before was off and on for me. I still have faith.

Christmas episode last season.

They tried to out act eachother and it was awesome.

She was on the show around mid-season last year.
Eliza Dushku?
I didn't know she could sing.
It was easy to forget just how good the Giants big 3 is when everyone was talking about the Phillies big 3.

I’m just really impressed with the Giants starters. Bullpen though… here we go.

And the Giants big 3 does not have to face Cody Ross!
The picture of Wilson on gameday is sans beard.

He looks sane clean shaven.

Damn it Wilson have a 1-2-3 inning for a change
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
That kid finally found his stride.
-.122 WPA today
That's not how I remember Raul.
Most boring playoffs EVER.

Yet I enjoy the results thus far.

Its not boring if you like good pitching.
Cliff Lee was quite entertaining last night
If by entertaining, you mean

so incredible the game itself no longer mattered, yes.

It seems as if the Rangers need to only win 1 of the next 3 games to guarantee a trip to the World Series.

A Cliff Lee loss seems unimaginable and I don’t recall ever thinking that about a pitcher. But I also have a short memory.

Cait looks like a fetal alcohol child.
I've got three of those in my basement.

No questions, please.

So hey, the Yankees are going to win tonight.
Tommy Hunter is a large man.
Probably should have named him Tommy Vegetarian.
I see where you're going with this,

but nobody loves a goddamned vegetarian.

How is Tommy Hunter pitching in the ALCS?

A worse Doug Fister!

That's unfair to compare him to someone so glorious.
I slightly better David Pauley!
A
No I think you probably are slightly better than David Pauley.
Much better.
Previously it was like "This gold sucks compared to this platinum."

Now it’s like “This garbage can doesn’t smell as bad as this one!”

AGAIN--- My favorite headline ever from ST:

“AWESOME FISTER RENDERS ANGELS USELESS.”

Wait, are you saying his name sounds like a sexual innuendo?
I believe that is the implication.
No -- I tend to shy away from that sort of base humor.

I prefer jokes like “Brevity is.”

I really like having the Pitch Tracker device on-screen on TBS

I wish Fox would pick that up.

Jeffrey Maier is back in town, I see.
Yankee Stadium - Where even the infield popups are home runs
That fat fuck in the hoody straight tried to grab the guys mitt!
Replay!
It takes maybe all of five seconds to decide to replay it and they moved on anyway.
One of the Yankee fans actually tried to reach into Cruz's glove to pull out the ball assuming he had already caught it.
Well shit, how do you rule that?

THEY’RE NOT LOOKING AT THAT?

WHAT THE FUCK?
They'd have to walk ALL THE WAY to the cameras.

I mean… how much work do you expect them to do?

Wait I just assumed I'd got the replay rules wrong

What the fuck indeed.

Actually, it looks like the fans reached over, but the ball was actually over the fence anyways.

I can’t believe they didn’t even look at it though.

His glove was pushed downward. If nothing else it could have been an injury risk.
Robinson Cano willed that home run over the fence.
That is major interference.

I think the ball was over the wall and the fans had the right to the ball, but they interfered by sticking their hands into the area of play and knocking Cruz’s glove down.

Bad call.

The fan clearly touched Nelson Cruz' glove IN THE FIELD OF PLAY.

The ball was over the fence and would not have been caught by Cruz, unless Cruz had made a jump to make the catch like vintage Griffey, Gutierrez, Mike Cameron, or Ichiro.

You still have to review that.

Ladies and gentlemen, your quintessential New Yankee Stadium home run
Jim Reynolds is wearing a size 8 1/2 cap so maybe he couldn't see it.
Jim Reynolds has barely one job.
He'll have less than that if there's any justice.
It's almost like starting a fly ball righty against the Yankees in New York is a bad idea.
That was foul.
FUCKING HELL UMPS YOU ARE TERRIBLE
That was a foul ball you dipshit ump.
How could you call that ball fair?!
Looks foul.

Probably call it a home run though just to be as incompetent as possible.

GOOD THING WE HAVE THOSE TWO EXTRA OFFICIALS
No shit.

This is awful.

At least they're reviewing it.
Watch them review the other play by accident, realize they're idiots, and blow a call in the Rangers favor later to make up for it.
FAN INTERFERENCE!
Berkman should be forced to round the bases backwards.
Lance Berkman and the Yankees didn't even argue, whichmeans that from the dugout they could see it was foul.

And the umpires still called it fair upon initial review.

Microchips in footballs have been mentioned.

How about baseballs? Seems easy enough.

It would break
And be TREMENDOUSLY expensive.
Does anyone know where I can find a good image of Larry LaRue?

Besides this one:

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Rec for random Grizzly Adams reference
This isn't your parent's Rangers. They can do the little things.

Like hit for power.

From Jeff's Twitter

It appears to the "double-wank"
That would describe the gentleman quite well
Oops! I meant "appears to BE the double wank"
I rather preferred him conjuring the "double-wank" with those gestures.

Even though I have no idea what the “double-wank” is, it seemed like something George Lucas could monetize with a Pizza Hut tie-in.

Yankee fans' reputation as insufferable douchebags is well deserved
They are certainly the most arrogant, in my experience
It's weird -- Why do they smell like Philly chessesteak???
I was going to post something about how his friends and family were going to see him online....

But then I realized that they probably already know he’s a jerk.

Years ago, I sat behind some guys just like those guys

It was in Detroit at a Tigers game. They had taken a bus from New York for the game. They had started drinking when they got on the bus.

I'm impressed they were awake
They were Yankee fans.

Drink doesn’t make them pass out. It just makes them more obnoxious.

Footage of this guy DIAF

I like how the seat next to him also vaporizes.
Sweet. Texas up 2-0.
Or... That sucks, Texas is winning.

I don’t know what I think about this yet.

Just take the pills we gave you and close your eyes.
Just be happy we have a new manager that wants to give "110 Percent."
The pills help us accept 110% as a real possiblity.
I AM SO SICK OF SWALLOWING.
Dude, I have a friend namned Fucker.

I had no idea these Yankees were in with him.

I'm not sure if I want to see Hereafter or not.

On the one hand Clint Eastwood and Matt Damon. On the other, uh what?

It looks awful and I've stopped giving Clint the benefit of the doubt.

Add in some very mixed reviews and unless it’s nominated for 20 Oscars there’s no way I’m seeing it.

Why were you giving him the benefit of the doubt? Unforgiven?
Pretty much.

There’s been some decent ones since then, like Letters from Iwo Jima, but his last few have been downright terrible.

I'm really mad he's getting to do the Hoover movie.

That shit was meant for Oliver Stone

Stone hasn't exactly done anything decent recently either.

Though an Eastwood-Dustin Lance Black collaboration is not something I ever would have envisioned.

Gran Torino was pretty good.
I liked Million Dollar Baby, Letters From Iwo Jima, and Gran Torino.

He’s doing well, as far as I’m concerned.

Is Bud Selig a lich?
Soon to be demi-lich.

Just gotta get some of those gems installed in his mouth. He’s stolen enough souls, I’d wager.

So I just looked up Robinson Cano's stats for the first time.

Him winning the MVP would be akin to CC winning the Cy Young.

You forgot to add the extra points for playing for the Yankees.
So the guy who who ran onto the field yesterday was trying to hurt A-Rod because he's dating Cameron Diaz.

Also, I never would have guessed that a guy named Grim LeRogue was crazy.

Now there's an informative headline.
At least try not to sound elated when the Yankees get a hit, Ernie.
Elvis Andrus:

Still really good.

How did that get through the infield?

Everyone knows Derek Jeter has amazing range…

I really hope Hamilton goes yard after the fan interference with Gardner
Aw :(
It would have been karma.
Derek Holland goes 3-0 on Curtis Granderson after Granderson attempts to bunt 3 times

And then walks him on the next pitch.

I just did many things around the house and...holyshitwhatthehell it's still the 5th inning
That doesn't look good.
That slide by Teixeira was the most retarded slide I
*I've ever seen

But on the replay I now realize that he pulled a hamstring while running, so disregard

He didn't even slide head first.
That looks like a pretty legit hamstring injury
Once again via Das Twitter der Jeff

You don't even need to see their faces to know they're douches.
Sometimes fans down the line think the ball is foul and they go after it,

but these guys clearly knew the ball was in play, and their own player was going after it. But that wasn’t going to deter them.

This is the Cano 'dinger'
Ah

thought it was the later play down the third base line.

Their own player hit it.
Though upon seeing them...
Rec'd for use of three languages in the space of seven words.

Although “des Jeffes” would have been more impressive.

What in the fuck?
What in the blue fuck?
Weeeeee!

Oooooh.

Whoa!

Gameday viewing excitement..

Wish I could see the NY faces.. Well, maybe not.

Watching Bengie Molina pound his chest at 10,000 frames is what you're missing

Also, please use the subject line when commenting :)

(Thanks for the tip; Didn't realize. Guess it messes with one of the viewing modes?)
It has to do with making comments easier to read, part of the LL commenting guidelines, linked on the sidebar of the front page

Also, it allows individual comments to be link-able

Got it. Thus, the '.' subject titles.. Thanks.
I didn't see those guidelines before..

I assumed the ‘.. read this’, this, and this..’ links were the usual legal BS I ignore when signing something. ;).. But understood. Thanks.

Please use the subject line, always.
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If you had lived on Long Island for 37 years...
I love that this guy can afford tickets to the playoffs, yet apparently is wearing a garbage bag around his waist in lieu of pants.
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I am now happy that the Rangers are winning.

This is awkward.

I'm not going to lie, as a long-time NYC resident, it's simply impossible to root for the Yankees
I wanted to root for them.

The Rangers getting WS money would suck and I am hoping that whoever wins the NLCS would just destroy the Yankees. I wanted to see them get their hopes up only to be utterly crushed later.

Me too

It’s just so difficult to keep wanting it when you have to watch them.

Exactly. It's in my blood like a virus. Unconditional Yankee hate.
I'm in the same boat. They can't get WS money.

Yet, this is painful to watch.

"I love meatballs! I love juggling them in my hands! Let me show you..."
AJ Burnett finds a way.

Go Rangers.

Bengie Molina is still rounding third.
Jiggling and sexually assaulting himself.
He hit a triple this year!
Dumb fan questions!
This is the worst game ever.
This is worse than a 17 inning Oakland/Mariner game with Greg Olson pitching.
Garrett you mean?
Too bad Giardi didn't pull Burnett like he pulled that XXL Chalupa.

Catch that one, New York Jerk
Joba Chamberlain is just awful.

And it always makes me happy.

A-Rod with a The Show reaction.

Thank you for that.
Why yes, that DID make my evening.

Many thanks to you.

Can I borrow this?
Yankee Stadium is dumb.

It’s stupid when pop ups leave the yard.

Joba must have had a little too much 4loko in the bullpen.
I'm sorry but Loko would help you bring the gas
Oh good we get to see this song.
YES!

I hope T-Pain remixes it.

The extended cut!
What the hell song is this?

Smoke ’em if ya got ’em.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BLESS AMERICA. MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME SWEEEEEEEEEEEET HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME GOD BLESS AMERICA. MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME.

COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH
It's an America-based song!
This is a terrible rendition of a not very good song.
Oh, I see. A little improv to start a national classic.
Toby Keith was unavailable.
The only thing better than God Bless America is a needlessly extended God Bless America.
I'm gonna go watch a movie

I figure I should get done right around the bottom of the ninth.

Nolan Ryan's gonna win this bitch.
Jon Daniels who?

Nolan Ryan nuff said.

Did anyone else hear Molina on that home plate celebration?

the announcers claim he said “take that”

The fcc will surely disagree

Awesome

This game needs more hot sauce.
Thug Motivation 101 by Young Jeezy when Ron Washington walks out on the field.
Clay Rapada and Darren Oliver.

Nothing could go wrong here.

I guess Feliz is only for seven run leads
Is it just me, or does Molina's chest protector look like a bib when he's standing?
Nothing but bad feelings right now.
27.00 ERA Oliver
He just improved to 18.00!
Why didn't Girardi argue that? It got his pant leg clearly.
Has arguing a call ever changed a call?

This is an honest question, but I’m guessing no.

He can force the umpires to convene, which could get it changed if other umps saw differently from another angle. But it's probably unlikely to be changed on a HBP.
TBS advocating cheating.
Michael Young makes the play this time.
Generic announcers are not exciting at all.
Oliver looked impressive on Gameday.
Baseball.

Yankees roll over the Twins….get owned by the Rangers.

Hahahahahahahaha

Serves them right for building a joke of a stadium.

It looks like the Yankees are going to have to face Lee one more time.

This is so difficult. Texas cannot go to the World Series, yet, I cannot cheer for Lee to lose.

This is still not a comfortable lead.
Man, those look like really cushion-y seats

Shame no one’s in them.

Nolan Ryan is happy.
.

John Lithgow should play him in the movie.
Damn, Nolan turned into the baseball equivalent of Jake LaMotta...

so much for the work outs. When I saw him I was reminded of an old Saturday Night Live skit where the Starship Enterprise is turned into a revolving restaurant. Khan is the health inspector and starts docking Kirk for not having a sneeze guard over the salad bar. Out of no where comes this fat Asian guy playing Sulu and Khan blurts out, “Sulu? My God, man, what happened to you?”

Nolan Ryan is fat.

But he can still kick my ass.

Mass exodus out of the stadium.
Yankee fans just know how to watch baseball.

Best fans in baseball.

So the fans that interfered with the homerun ball already left the stadium?
Hopefully to swallow a bullet.
We have our work cut out for us the next few years

Texas is already good, but when you add in that TV money…

This is fucking awesome.

I take so much pleasure in the demise of the Yankees.

Cruz hitting 450 ft bombs with braces and rubber bands on.

Jose Lopez step your game up.

The Rangers played well enough to sweep the Yankees.
"The Yankees can't wait to face Cliff Lee."

….vs. Tim Lincecum.

Yankees fans behind home plate disappeared, then reappeared when the NYY had the basses loaded, then disappeared again after they missed their chance.

I’ve just never seen that happen before. Is that SOP for club-level dickheads?

The kind of people who have the money to throw at that may be doing it just for the status anyway.

We’re talking about New York here.

I would guess it has to do with wanting to be imprinted in Yankee Lore

by being present in the video library, should the Yankees make an epic comeback. That’s bragging rights for the rest of your life, I guess.

There's a buffet area for the people in those seats [the cream of the cream of the crop seats].
The gifs in this thread are amazing.

And the Rangers are going to win the ALCS on the very first try.

Fuck this motherfucking sport. We’re the only team in the American League without a pennant.

Excellent work by w00tah

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