Follow along with this handy game log
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Top 1
sit down
Bottom 1
RIBBLE RABBLE RARRR
I hope you don't mind but I seem to have hit a hit to center field
GRAAA
Top 2
sit down
Bottom 2
FOOOOOO
Top 3
sit down
Bottom 3
BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA
I am ever so sorry but I have hit a hit to left
SNORK
Top 4
sit down
Bottom 4
KOO. KOO KOO KU KU.
Top 5
sit down?
LIKE FUN I WILL
aw
I'm playing in a baseball game!
I very much apologize but it appears that I have received a short-hop and applied a tag to you
ih hoppen
Hey guys what's happening?
lol
Aw no way
Whoops!
My bad you guys
Bottom 5
LERKY DERKY LERKY DERKY ZOOMZOO CWWWW
Well feast on these nips, if that isn't a base hit!
ZX
Top 6
I did it!
Bottom 6
eh
Now you fucked up.
DOUBLE
No
DOUBLE
Yes!
Balls
Top 7
Being a specialist means I'm special!
What do you mean whole inning
Bottom 7
Well there's only one way out of this
DOUBLE
PLAY
Top 8
I only know how to throw four pitches at a time
I get paid more than the country you're from!
Everybody know what time it is??
It's Romo time!!
In the playoffs!!!
Romo'd
Bottom 8
Oh right me again
Top 9
Bottom 9
Now listen if y'all'll just copperate
Dip my ballsack in a Louisiana anthill, I did it again!
I hope you'll forgive me but I have gone and hit a hit to right
SURPRISE BITCHES
49 recs | 46 comments
My stomach hurts from laughing, jerk.
Patrick Stites - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Hell yes. You're a genius.
thehemogoblin - October 21, 2010
Damn you, you win at life again, Sullivan!
JAH - October 21, 2010
The Brian Wilson one is my favorite, by far. Good work, King Jeff.
Kirk - October 21, 2010
This is unbelievably delicious
jctGamer - October 21, 2010
Outstanding.
walkoff baltimore chop - October 21, 2010
I have the hugest smile on my face right now
Go Jeff
baetown415 - October 21, 2010
Excellent
sanfrankid - October 21, 2010
Needs more Sweeney.
Just kidding, this is incredible.
sanford_and_son - October 21, 2010
SURPRISE BITCHES
Is there any particular reason that Country Joe is off his rocker?
GiantBrass - October 21, 2010
Awesome, just awesome.
Hopefulmsfan - October 21, 2010
I just got a copy of Brian Wilson's latest head shot:
Shrug - October 21, 2010
Truth be told, we have literally dozens of these exact things in my file cabinet at work
It’s right next to me. I can open the drawer, and look at 20 Wooly Willies just sitting in it, waiting to be played with.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
HititHere - October 21, 2010
Umm... Why?
Thingray - October 21, 2010
maybe he works at Archie McPhee?
pdb - October 21, 2010
That could be a pretty sweet gig.
Two Rs and Two Ls - October 21, 2010
He looks much more Captain Bluto than Wooly Willy
Bearskin Rugburn - October 21, 2010
I've read this 3 times and I can't stop laughing.
This was great.
Gobroks - October 21, 2010 via mobile
You are a fucking madman
M-O-O-N, that spells HOLY SHIT YOU’RE INSANE
AHAHAHAHAHA
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
Well done
49er16 - October 21, 2010
Image size less than 300 pixels high, please.
Eyebrows - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Greedily, I now want an illustration of Posada's base running adventures.
msb - October 21, 2010
POSEY POSEY POSEY POSEY POSEY
Sullivan gives me a heart attack again. I’m going to be expecting payment soon.
perfectstrat - October 21, 2010
Possibly the best game recap I've ever seen.
My officemates think I’m crazy for random fits of laughter.
twistedlogic - October 21, 2010
Amazing.
Joe Metro - October 21, 2010
I'm saving up some of my special tickles for the next time I see you, Jeff.
Eyebrows - October 21, 2010 via mobile
We've found a player that's less coherent than Byrnes,
JY - October 21, 2010
DOUBLE
No!
DOUBLE
Yes!
As always, Jeff, this is terrific
tootthekazoo - October 21, 2010
I love this.
Murray, Present - October 21, 2010
Bravo, Jeff
doctorK - October 21, 2010
Polite Posey is hilarious.
jponry - October 21, 2010
Please use a subject line in future comments.
Joe Metro - October 21, 2010
Possibly one of my favorite LL posts of all time.
Ryan Divish - October 21, 2010
this is teh awesome
haverecords - October 21, 2010
This is so awesome! Bravo.
goGSW24 - October 21, 2010
Always good to have visitors from McCovey Chronicles,
but on LL, please use the subject line in the future!
Understood that it seems a bit pedantic, so an explanation is here
seattlebruin - October 21, 2010
Cool. I totally understand.
goGSW24 - October 21, 2010
Also, GO BRUINS!
goGSW24 - October 21, 2010
omg
omg.
omg.
bondslegend - October 21, 2010
Seriously, this is fanfreakingtastic
bondslegend - October 21, 2010
I love it
And it makes me miss Tuesdays with Sean Green that much more.
Drew_D - October 21, 2010
Tuesdays with Sean Green aren't coming back
nor will be starting Tuesdays with Shawn Kelley
seattlebruin - October 25, 2010
I love you so much
So, so much.
GrahamCrakalaka - October 21, 2010
We all love you for this.
Signed,
AN
cuppingmaster - October 21, 2010
God this is great.
dba - October 21, 2010
This is fantastic. What an incredible post. Thank you sir.
TrustBaseball - October 21, 2010
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