Sometimes I watch a player on the Mariners do terrible.
and I think about that family guy clip about the no armed second baseman. “Which calls to mind the question, once again, why with all the 2 armed youngsters waiting in the minor leagues does this team stick with an armless second baseman”
…
“And he hasn’t had a hit in ever.”
“In ever Jerry. In ever.”
@Ken_Rosenthal OK, let's get this on the record: I am 5-foot-4 1/2 - and don't forget the half! EVERY player is taller than me - some more than others!
Let's do this, Giants!
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
I do not remember Jeremy Fikac.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
I cannot believe you do not remember Fikac.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Dude had like a 20% HR/FB rate!
CapSea - October 21, 2010
FEE-catch.
marc w - October 21, 2010
Time for another 14K night, Timmy.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Fuck that:
26.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Halladay with the winning solo dinger?
the other side - October 21, 2010
I was thinking a pop up to Cody Ross to end it, but sure, we can be realistic too.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Keep it real damnit!
the other side - October 21, 2010
Good point. 27 k's!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
This shit better be good this time.
the other side - October 21, 2010
I don't care as long as the Giants win.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Oh fuck, I'm on board now.
Go Giants…
the other side - October 21, 2010
And with Section331's tweet, I head out to baseball-less dinner with the Aged P
@section331 Grateful Dead sings National Anthem, Lincecum “getting ready” in the clubhouse….
msb - October 21, 2010
I thought those were some bums they found on Haight.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Time to make this game thread rock.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
?
the other side - October 21, 2010
What the hell is that block of cheese doing there?
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Done and done.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Placido should have a Milton Bradley game named after him.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Placido Kerplunko.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
I came very close to posting this myself but figured you had a better one in mind.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
I could have gone the easy route with an impotency joke.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Flaccido Nogoplumpo
CapSea - October 21, 2010
This is the reason I didn't buy a Joe Flacco jersey.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
I have heard he was opposed to going long.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
He really only has problems with the slant.
Kenneth Arthur - October 21, 2010
He'd has to watch his friend stuff it into the hole?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
No wonder the guy always goes to the running game too early.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
He does
It’s called, “Fuck Charlie Manuel”
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
Milton :(
jackyz - October 21, 2010 via mobile
:| :) :|
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Strikeouts are more fun Timmy.
the other side - October 21, 2010
He's being more democratic this game.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
That Napa commerical needs to be shot.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Fuck this NAPA commercial.
Wow
the other side - October 21, 2010
Andres Torres looks like Guti's fat cousin that wanted to take over the drug cartel but didn't have the cajones.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
But he's slim and athletic, no?
Decatur - October 21, 2010
And was way better than Guti this year.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
Awwwwww
the other side - October 21, 2010
He's short and average widthed
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Guti could totally pull off drug cartel.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Are you saying Guti has grande cajones?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
That is why you don't bunt!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
That was actually a smart and well-executed hit and run.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
So there goes one no-hitter.
the other side - October 21, 2010
This ump is doing a good job - Halladay is living about 3-5 inches off the outside corner to left handers and a lot of umps will give him that.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
The fielding in the NL this postseason has been hard to watch.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
At times (like just then) it's been great to watch.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
It has helped a bit.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
I've found that the NL often plays like the ball was made of shower soap.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Rob Johnson would be perfect in the NL.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Because he's gay?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
He said NL, not anal.
Kenneth Arthur - October 21, 2010
I was thinking he meant Rob likes to drop the soap.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
These terms do not go together
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
Anyone seen any signs?
Perhaps one about last night’s meal being not up to par?
CapSea - October 21, 2010
We're not in Philadelphia.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
I assume they travelled.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
So it's settled then.
The Giants must lose tonight.
JY - October 21, 2010
Great minds.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
:(
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Yeah, I saw one. It said "LAST NIGHTS MEAL WAS NOT UP TO PAR!"
Does that count?
Kenneth Arthur - October 21, 2010
"What the fuck are you looking at man?!?"
Awesome unwarranted aggression.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
GO PHILADELPHIA!
I WANT TO SEE THE SIGNS AGAIN
CapSea - October 21, 2010
:(
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Win this one game and not any other game!
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Roy's trying out a new look.
the other side - October 21, 2010
It appears that Cody Ross is dressed as blackface.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
This would explain why he got so much better at baseball.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
He needs all that because it's really sunny in SF.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Should have waited til next game to pull that one out.
the other side - October 21, 2010
That's over my head.
Oh wait. I get it. Unintentional.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Also, it's overcast and was raining before the game.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
I hear those stadium lights aren't working either.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
They broke again?!?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Sandoval appears to have his own gravitational pull.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Roy's just throwing a lot of sliders.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Ugh.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
I mean, yeah, dude is so fat he could be Silva's brother!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
He's not large enough to be spherical, much like Phoebos and Demos
Decatur - October 21, 2010
So rather, he's potato shaped.
JY - October 21, 2010
To be fair, the Earth isn't spherical either. It's an oblate spheroid.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
That's because of centrifugal force, though, not a want of gravity.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
That happens to every guy in the morning. You're not that special.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Wrong reply
CapSea - October 21, 2010
John, Oler,ud, sucked.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
Phillies are weilding a 100 pitch Halladay
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Feline AIDS is the number one killer of domestic cats.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
FIV?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
I think your trying to say he's FAT.
the other side - October 21, 2010
We get it Tim, hes big.
the other side - October 21, 2010
I keep thinking of him as "Fat Panda" in my mind.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
Jeff is so lazy. Can't even join us in the game thread.
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2010/10/21/1765987/phillies-vs-giants-nlcs-game-5-tim-lincecum-roy-halladay-world-series
Decatur - October 21, 2010
I need to buy some shampoo...
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
In-game Jeff has been forced into servitude in a forum that may or may not actually exist
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
Sounds like a Kafka story.
JY - October 21, 2010
I woke up today and I found that I was a giant banana.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
That happens to every guy in the morning. You're not that special.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
That movie looks pretty good.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Halladay is TOAST.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
I kind of like the All State Meyhem guy.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
I only like him because he was on Rescue Me and Oz.
SeaKoala - October 21, 2010
And 30 Rock too I think.
SeaKoala - October 21, 2010
Ah fuck.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Every single time I get a new appreciation for how much Joe Buck annoys me.
the other side - October 21, 2010
He is the god damned worst.
sanford_and_son - October 21, 2010
HIT THE BAT!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
No it didn't.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
What the freaknic happened there?
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Sandoval forgot where the base was.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Two fucking ugly plays in one.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
That was the most bizarre sac bunt I've ever seen.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
OH JESUS
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
That was bullshit.
the other side - October 21, 2010
The only thing that makes that more hilarious is if Halladay runs to first and is safe.
the other side - October 21, 2010
How the fuck does the home plate ump miss that?
drblacknwhite - October 21, 2010
Oh shiiiit.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Oh, jeebus.
drblacknwhite - October 21, 2010
Karma
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
Well Fuck.
the other side - October 21, 2010
FUCKFUCKFUCK
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Only counts as 1.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
FUCK
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
FUCK
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Fuck all of this. Fuck it all.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Signs!
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Quiet, you.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
Ugh
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
That was a mistake of a pitch.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
This is not the game I thought I was going to watch,
the other side - October 21, 2010
Yankees play tomorrow.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
That's not what he meant.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
I know.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
That is the game I thought I was not going to watch.
JY - October 21, 2010
Fuck that game.
the other side - October 21, 2010
It'll probably last long than 4 hours so you should call your doctor.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Ugh.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
It was a really good try.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Afterward, the dead blood is released and the area around the stadium turns gangrenous.
This would apply regardless of the home park in that series.
JY - October 21, 2010
Ibanez beat out Sandoval to the bag.
Even the tortoise can outrun a snail.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Please keep the Timmy closeups to a minimum, Fox.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Lincecum's fastball sucks now.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
Lincecum is having a rough time.
Tonight he definitely needs to relax over a home cooked meal.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
What was the meaning behind that sign?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Some handsome and brilliant anarchist decided it would be a good sign for game six. Can't remember who exactly.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
I'll look into it.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
As bad as Linceum is doing, I think we can all agree he is no Jeremy Fikac.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
There is only one Jeremy Fikac.
the other side - October 21, 2010
That contract is sooooooooooooooo bad.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Ryan Howard?
Barry Zito?
Mariner John - October 21, 2010
Howard in this instance.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Barry Zito is not on the Giants' playoff rosters.
JY - October 21, 2010
Yeah I forgot.
Not watching the game, just following the game thread and those stood out as the biggest offenders on the involved teams.
Mariner John - October 21, 2010
Jose Lopez?
Decatur - October 21, 2010
Lopez is on the best possible contract imaginable.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Whichever contract he signs this offseason, I mean.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
As long as he signs for NottheMariners $X/Years it's a great contract.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
*If he signs.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Touch hat, swipe letters = hit & run.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Lincecum in the hole!
CapSea - October 21, 2010
What was Eric Wedge doing on the promo for the Good Guys?
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
That would have been incredible.
the other side - October 21, 2010
This game's only getting stranger.
drblacknwhite - October 21, 2010
Chase Utley is single handedly trying to bring national attention to the flaws in UZR.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Does not account for CLUTCH!
See: Jeter, Derek.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Plan for hitters
hit it to the right side.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Based on his height compared to the 5'10 Freddy Sanchez, I think today's home plate umpire might be Dikembe Mutombo
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Much better.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Timmy doesn't look amazing.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Ring around the rosey a Buster full of Posey....
CapSea - October 21, 2010
I am the first person ever to think of this I'm sure.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
TRAILBLAZER!!
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Well, other than
Jay
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
I'm going to try again and fail better.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
you get a rec when I get back to the computer
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
(I am presently out drinking/eating)
Founder’s Dirty Bastard Ale is pretty awesome.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Noted.
Will put on “To Drink” list.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Add Ithaca's Flower Power to the list if you end up on the east coast.
It’s like Elysian’s jasmine IPA, but more intent on kicking one’s ass. Surprising, for a hippie-named beer
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
I can't get enough of the Jasmine IPA.
I get so sad when they tell me they have no more. Sad face.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Another term for "Posey" is "Nosegay."
CapSea - October 21, 2010
The term's original is literally "to keep the nose gay," as in "happy," and it referred to a bunch of flowers with strong scents.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Bust her nose gay is probably an illegal position in Utah
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Bust her posey, then, would be akin to deflowering.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
SOMEONE WARN JOSH WILSON
CapSea - October 21, 2010
You are on fire.
the other side - October 21, 2010
He is a delicate flower
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
CODY FUCKING ROSS
the other side - October 21, 2010
CODY ROSS
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Senor Fuego
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
Cody Ross is a golden god.
drblacknwhite - October 21, 2010
Except that was kinda dumb.
drblacknwhite - October 21, 2010
My world is shattered.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
CODY ROSS?
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Did Lincecum have a herpie explosion?
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
One. Singular. Herpie.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
I feel like that should count as 1/3 of a strikeout.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Why does Jack Wilson always win at tag?
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Because no one likes to chase ugly!
CapSea - October 21, 2010
God bless you.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
No Ross Gloading
beastwarking - October 21, 2010
.
SeaKoala - October 21, 2010
The camera cannot see Lincecum over the dugout fence
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Perhaps I am in error
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
I saw a SF player in the dugout that looked like he needed a booster seat, you see.
Not much of a Giant. ha ha ha
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
I rolled on the floor and subsequently laughed my ass off.
Though now I am not sure how to sit down without my rear.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
What is the best place to sell an old bike?
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Craigslist, Uribe.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
No, I don't like this one very much. I'll have to think of another.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
I enjoyed it.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Ahh.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Craigslist?
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Errors!
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
The good kind!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
I swear I see awfulness like this much more when I watch NL games
CapSea - October 21, 2010
It's as though they aren't really playing the game the right way.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
I don't remember Halladay being quite such a whiny bitch
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
RALLY TIME BITCHES
the other side - October 21, 2010
All I could picture then was lawn darts.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
It's because Ibanez throws like he's using his weak hand.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
He's so good at fielding he needs a challenge.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
He came up as a catcher.
Imagine!
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
That is news to me. Watching him throw to second would be amazing.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Attempts to throw out baserunners would have looked like that Halladay bunt earlier.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
"When you're running the bases, depth perception is very important."
Thanks Tim.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Have you ever seen a one-eyed baseball player?
I always wondered about that in that one episode of Futurama.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
No, but I've seen a one eyed bat.
Hahaha penis joke.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Genital humor has been poorly received of late.
Alley oop…
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Calling Decatur...
CapSea - October 21, 2010
But we have been open to humoring genitals.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
You let me down, Decatur.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
You are a cockwagon.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
I just looked up what this means and realized it doesn't make much sense.
Maybe PENIS PENIS PENIS would be more appropriate.
Decatur - October 21, 2010
Sometimes I watch a player on the Mariners do terrible.
and I think about that family guy clip about the no armed second baseman. “Which calls to mind the question, once again, why with all the 2 armed youngsters waiting in the minor leagues does this team stick with an armless second baseman”
…
“And he hasn’t had a hit in ever.”
“In ever Jerry. In ever.”
CapSea - October 21, 2010
WATER IS COMING OUT OF THE SKY
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
OH FUCK PATHETIC FALLACY
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
DAMMIT
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Wasn't Million Dollar Baby Eastwood's masterpiece?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Unforgiven
ignacio - October 21, 2010
That movie is pretty sweet.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Acting and directing-wise, yes.
katal - October 21, 2010
We don't complain about Werth needing a haircut.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
He should grow on Afro.
and everyone else on the team should shave their heads.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Then the Phillies would be Jayson and the afro-nots.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
But doesn't he already possess a golden fleece?
ignacio - October 21, 2010
this is also getting a rec later
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Yeah America!
U.S.A!!!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Who just turned on a baseball game?
This guy.
katal - October 21, 2010
I feel old school.
katal - October 21, 2010
Does your TV have 13 channels plus UHF?
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
It has at least 13 channels, but no UHF.
Honestly, I don’t even know what UHF is beyond a Weird Al song and movie…
katal - October 21, 2010
That's as much as most people know.
It was an alternate frequency that had mostly public acceess type programming from what I understand.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Huh... the things I've missed out on in life.
Public access is always infinitely much enticing in theory than in practice.
katal - October 21, 2010
Goddess Kring.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Don't get me started.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Mike Hunt?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Mostly Kring, but Mike was a peach too.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
That was the channel where I first learned that bottles could be used for something other than holding liquid.
After which point my mom walked in and I was grounded for a month.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
I remember one where she had her vag on the green screen and she would then jump through the green screen.
Gross.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
This is getting out of hand so I'd like to call a halt to the discussion.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Thank you kind sir.
the other side - October 21, 2010
But the Giants are doing well so...
Causation!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Nope.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Indeed thanks.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
This one time, at band camp...
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Laugh out loud!
CapSea - October 21, 2010
I know, right?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
I'm watching the CapSea show.
Kermit. - October 21, 2010
Oh, hey.
Those old pictures of you on FB? Awesome. Both Laura and I really liked them.
katal - October 21, 2010
Daguerrotype was an exceptional form of photography
Kermit. - October 21, 2010
it's the schlongest running show on television.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
No tip for you, my funny friend.
Kermit. - October 21, 2010
?
the other side - October 21, 2010
Maybe it's just me.
the other side - October 21, 2010
The other game on here is Oregon/UCLA.
This seems odd.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Oregon is #1 in AP. Crazy.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Not BCS.
Thats crazy.
the other side - October 21, 2010
ROBOTS!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
The BCS is the old Politburo in disguise
lemonverbena - October 21, 2010
New Oregon people will conquer cosmic space!
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Seriously, enough of Ohio hogging the spotlight.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Why haven't they mentioned how polite Posey is yet?
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
I find it astonishing enough that a young catcher gloved a difficult pitch.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Good contact.
katal - October 21, 2010
Again.
the other side - October 21, 2010
These fans are terrible at catching.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
I'm sure they still think they could manage better
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
This game needs more God Bless America.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Who's singing tonight?
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
I dunno. They're still in the 6th. I just want this game to hurry.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Well that was not what I was expecting.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Fat Toad.
katal - October 21, 2010
Irabu?
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Woah, I just looked up this story.
Crazy.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
.
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/list/steinbrenner.html
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Wow, that guy was quite the arsehole.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Imagine what baseball would be like had he succeeded in buying the Cleveland Indians.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
We could have had Wedge a lot earlier!
msb - October 21, 2010
God, thats an enlightening read.
the other side - October 21, 2010
I think it would have been a better nickname for Sandoval.
katal - October 21, 2010
WHY CAN NONE OF YOU FIELD?
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Not a great game for the right side of the infield.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Good old Ibanez
Hit4TheCycle - October 21, 2010
Thank god Ibanez is a Philly.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Halladay done!
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Damnit Rollins.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
His name is Jimmy.
He was destined to steal things.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Lineout double play!
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
That was fortunate.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Oh fortuna! Your circle has finally turned to me!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
OH SNAP!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Oh thank god.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
What. The. Fuck
the other side - October 21, 2010
Oh drama
Oh first WS appearance since ’02
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS?
CapSea - October 21, 2010
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS?
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Is this a drag queen?
ignacio - October 21, 2010
It is SF
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
WHAT THE FUUUCK.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
JESUS CHRIST THAT CHRISTMAS TREE CAN TALK
CapSea - October 21, 2010
I just fucking choked on my popcorn.
the other side - October 21, 2010
SO FUNNY!!
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
That hat will shield her from rain and possibly meteor strikes
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
I went to this show. And walked out.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Well, may as well have the worst dressed tranvestite in history sing the worst patriotic song in history.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Only in San Fran.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Or Capitol Hill.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
'Tho not a transvestite.
msb - October 21, 2010
Did that sound as amazing as it looked?
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
That MLB network commercial has a glaring lack of Eric Byrnes.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Eric Byrnes in a suit is like a dog in a Halloween costume.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
More like
Big Jared - October 21, 2010
This is utterly tasteless and will be recced later.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Romo does not look like his gameday photo.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Jesus, Giants - make it happen.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
NO
SIGNS
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
That kind of looked like Rollins could have got there.
the other side - October 21, 2010
He is known as the BJ Upton of shortstops.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Perhaps Rollins should consider using his glove to try to get the ball.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Chalupa - Spanish for small boat.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Less delicious than a small donkey.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
By a lot.
the other side - October 21, 2010
That Silverado is pulling a Chalupa!
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Synergy.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Girardi gets good and deep in there.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Fuck you, Utley.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
What the fuck was that hopping thing that white dude did.
the other side - October 21, 2010
It's a white thing, you wouldn't understand.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Not jumping, that's for damned sure.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Shit was ugly.
the other side - October 21, 2010
Panda trying to jump yesterday was pretty entertaining.
msb - October 21, 2010
I wish there was a realistic chance of Ackley urning into Utley.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Mix their ashes.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Took me a minute to catch that one. Well done.
the other side - October 21, 2010
That sounds like hoodoo to me.
I’m on boards.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
So he really is Castro.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
That is a voluptuous beard he has going on.
the other side - October 21, 2010
There goes an ankle.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Give it the ol' Schilling!
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Penny for the old guy
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
So I didn't miss a pitching duel, then.
msb - October 21, 2010
You missed the most memorable god bless america singing ever.
the other side - October 21, 2010
I saw the outfit.
I liked that they thought to ask someone from such a SF institution
msb - October 21, 2010
I predict a Ryan Howard K.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
No sombrero. Too bad.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Sorry. MobiLLe cut off.
I predict a Ryan Howard Kickass fly out to left field.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Good save.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
You done goofed.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Eric Wedge is getting interviewed on FSN
ignacio - October 21, 2010
"Changeup"
“My mistake, that was a fastball”
Good grief.
surfmonkey89 - October 21, 2010
LONG FLY BALL DEEP...
And it’s caught at the warning track.
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
Dammit.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
I don't feel so good about this game anymore.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
I feel fantastic.
Signs!
JY - October 21, 2010 via mobile
I don't like your signs.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Who'll pitch for the Phillies next game*?
*If necessary?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Surprise!
Moyer!
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Are you pulling my chain?
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Yes.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Cruel.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Think it would be Hamels
msb - October 21, 2010
Nope, Oswalt.
msb - October 21, 2010
Old man is not on the playoff roster.
JY - October 21, 2010
Nope.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkk
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Interestingly, this counts as zero.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Sigh.
Signs.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
God I hate that fucking hillbilly.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
If those sign dudes don't copy one of my ideas I'm going to fly to Philadelphia and rip off their testicles.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
I cheered for your team for this game!
CapSea - October 21, 2010
You should get this printed in the paper like the Zodiac Killer.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
I was wondering if Sandoval could make that play
ignacio - October 21, 2010
Affeldt looks like Olsen with a beard.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
Didn't Olson have a beard towards the end of the season?
JY - October 21, 2010
But he didn't use Just for Men
ignacio - October 21, 2010
No. No he doesn't.
LonelyintheBleachers - October 21, 2010
These John Hancock commercials annoy me because the questions that they ask are not the type that would cause someone to pause and think.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Lidge in. Game not over.
Big Jared - October 21, 2010
Oh this would be incredible!
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Close the books on this one.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
Too bad they can't celebrate at home.
kevin_ess - October 21, 2010
They can do that in the WS. This way, more baseball!
wazzu93 - October 21, 2010
I was really optimistic about a full on meltdown. Darn!~
Big Jared - October 21, 2010
Why was that gentleman not throwing fastballs?
JY - October 21, 2010
Signs.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
Bollocks.
Eyeball Kid - October 21, 2010
Bollocks on signs?
JY - October 21, 2010
Dude, this is a family blog. Let's keep the bad language to a minimum.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
The gentleman interviewing Jayson Werth is very short.
CapSea - October 21, 2010
I think he's standing in a hole
ignacio - October 21, 2010
Hahahaha-Ken Rosenthal looks like a munchkin from Oz next to Halladay and Werth.
wazzu93 - October 21, 2010
Next to most people...
msb - October 21, 2010
I know Halladay is 6'6 but never knew Rosenthal was so tiny. He's always standing on steps.
wazzu93 - October 21, 2010
Oh he's a tiny man.
JY - October 21, 2010
He should carry a step stool.
wazzu93 - October 21, 2010
.
msb - October 21, 2010
@Ken_Rosenthal OK, let's get this on the record: I am 5-foot-4 1/2 - and don't forget the half! EVERY player is taller than me - some more than others!
msb - October 22, 2010
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