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Jeff Francoeur's Crazy Eyes

This guy has been scaring the crap out of me all month.

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He looks somewhat normal in the second one.
The one-eye-slightly-bigger-than-the-other-eye look always weirds me out
I think one of my eyes opens wider than the others :(
Others? Are you a spider?
Bitch I might be
But I'm just a little tiny spider
I thought the second one was the oddest of the
It looks kind of like Kenny Loggins circa 1985
The at-bat one is the creepiest

“I AM GOING TO FIND YOU BALL AND COOK YOU AND EAT YOU FOR DINNER AND MURDER YOUR CHILDREN. AFTER I HIT YOU WITH THIS BAT FIRST.”

That's more like Dickey Time.
If the left one turns out to be glass, it would go a long way toward explaining his plate discipline.
aka the Peter Falk Effect.
This is not new territory

That's Candy Van level creepy
You'd figure with eyes that big he'd be able to see OBP on the scoreboard.
I love how he has the same facial expression in every photo
Jake Gyllenhaal seems like the obvious choice for a Francoeur biopic.
Great, now in my mind Jeff Francouer = Cookie Monster

and Eric Wedge = Vincent Price

and they’re destined to meet

not sure if anyone mentioned this before

but eric wedge in that picture looks like mr. feeny from boy meets world

HE'S GOT THE HYDROPSYCHOSIS! THE CRAZY EYES!
"My favorite movie is Requiem for a Dream!"

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