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One Of These Days

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There used to be eight of them. Called themselves The Herd. They'd met each other and become friends at school, and for a time they were as inseparable as any good friends are at that age. They'd all sit together. They'd all eat together. They'd all go to 7-11 together after class, and they'd all go to movies together on the weekends. They were eight very different individuals, but they each belonged to the same group, and they each enjoyed each others' company.

The parents all met, and The Herd lived on with its original eight members for quite some time. Only gradually did it begin to dwindle in number, and at the heart of the dissolution - as is at the heart of every dissolution - was the lure of girls. It was a lack of girls that had brought The Herd together, and it was the attraction of girls that was, ever so slowly, breaking it apart.

Diamondbacks was first. Diamondbacks grew impatient, and showed up one morning wearing all the evidence of a haircut and a trip to the mall. It wasn't long before he had a date to the luau, and from that point on, he grew more difficult to reach. He was just having trouble finding the time. The Herd said they understood.

Angels was next. Angels had gone to the luau with the rest of the group, but found himself separated towards the end. Alone and uncomfortable, he found company with a girl he knew from rhetoric, and the two hit it off. They made plans for homecoming before saying goodbye for the night.

And one by one, The Herd continued to disperse. Astros found a big-hearted soccer player, to everyone's surprise. Rockies met a girl from another school during a piano recital. Rays was able to land one of the popular ones, but Rays had been lifting weights and had grown out of The Herd anyway, long before the formal split. For weeks, he didn't seem to fit in anymore. The Herd understood. There just wasn't enough time. No one ever has enough time.

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The three of them were sitting by a bench outside of a classroom. They'd all arranged to have the same 1pm free period Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and during this particular free period they were playing Fight City, a card game that Nationals had received from his aunt for his birthday. Mariners was leaning forward, picking the cards up off the ground and placing them into a haphazard stack, while Nationals double-checked the rules on the back of the box.

"I can see why they call themselves Cheapass Games," Mariners remarked, turning cards in his hand. Nationals smirked.

Rangers leaned back against the bench and looked left, towards the parking lot. His eyes lit up, and he turned to his friends.

"Oh hey, you guys," he said as a girl approached. She was not too tall and not too short, with olive skin and bright, engaging eyes. Mariners glanced over as Rangers reached his arm out, gesturing hither.

"This is Michelle."

Mariners looked up, then down, and then back at the cards in his hand. "Hey." Michelle smiled.

"Yeah, I ran into her in the library," Rangers went on. "I guess Mr. Davis assigned us both the same project so we were trying to check out the same books." Michelle kept smiling. Mariners thought it was a weird time to keep smiling.

Nationals kept staring at the box. "You guys want to play?"

"Actually," Rangers said, pushing himself to his feet, "we're gonna go try to work on this presentation in the library. Since we have the same topic, you know, we can probably help each other."

Mariners shuffled the cards in his hand. "K."

"All right, so, hey, another time, right?" Rangers put on his backpack and turned with Michelle towards the library. "I'll catch up with you guys later."

Mariners mumbled, looking up as Rangers and Michelle walked away, exchanging what looked to be cheerful smalltalk. They walked with the same pace in a diagonal across the lawn.

Nationals kept reading the box, bringing it closer to his eyes. He turned it over to each side before looking at the back again and setting it down on the ground.

"So, you want to play again?"

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I always imagined them playing pogs

:((((

Sorry about the lack of subject line...

but this is the saddest thing I’ve seen today. This blog is starting shove the A’s out of the place in my heart for favorite AL team.

Chilling

No more Judy Blume before bedtime for you, young man.

I don't get it...the Astros are a girl?
Oh gawd I suck at grammarising things.
Girls can be soccer players too!
This is an alien concept to me.

/chauvinist.

Bullshit, everyone knows girls don't care about soccer
Isn't one of the Aston Villa blog mods a girl?
Who the fuck are Aston Villa?
The sentence structure you use here indicates that you know Aston Villa is a soccer team
Grammer has betrayed you once again.
Naw he just forgot the ampersand.
Aston Villa sounds like the name of a fat dyke.
acblue?

Whatever happened to her?

Sex change went swimmingly
One of my friends had a theory about girls who play soccer

He said that any girl who plays soccer is given one additional point on the hotness scale. For whatever reason, a girl who was an 8 and played soccer was kicked up to a 9. And if the girl was less fortunate looking, it still didn’t hurt to kick her an extra point.

I have a friend with a similar theory

called “Breeding Stock”.

All this needs is to be set in Maine and a supernatural horror stalking them and this is a Stephen King novel.
I hate and love this at the same time.
Fuck Rangers & Michelle's a whore.

She’s just teasing Rangers, she’s going home with Giants after Rangers does her homework for her in the library.

Pat Burrell’s already got her number.

Love the icon.

Subject line please. It’s standard policy around here.

Please

I invoke the right of subject line! According to the Code of the Lookoutlanding, set down by the pirates Jeff and Mathew, you must use the subject line every time!

It is a site rule and has been for a long time.
The Herd wouldn't be so small

If you let the guys back in who dated a girl briefly in 1982 but haven’t seen her since.

The only character this story might be missing is the short, silent kid with the hoodie that says 1994 on it

you know, the kid with no friends whatsoever who doesn’t even talk to the Herd, much less the rest of the school, because he’s afraid someone might notice him. The one who always has his hood up, who walks down the hall like he’s afraid of his own shadow. The kid who doesn’t grow up to be anything of note – not a criminal, not a genius, nobody. He just looms in everyone’s memories forever, and it takes everyone a couple minutes to remember why.

Pirates?

they haven’t won since way before then though, right?

Hint: The Pirates didn't win the World Series in 1994
No one won the World Series in 1994.
Did we go to high school together?
(That kid in the hoodie is actually the ghost of the Expos 94 team)

That’s how close we were to hanging out by ourselves!

He tends to wander around muttering about some guy named the kid breaking some stupid home run record.
And now I'm depressed for the rest of the day.
Aww... I don't wanna hang out with the Nationals!
They had that cool toy for a while but then it broke.
Spoiled brat got another cool toy right after that though.
Whoa. Mindmeld.
It's just his parents trying to compensate for the divorce a few years back.
Back when his father had a dalliance with a nice senorita from Puerto Rico
But the brat traded it to a guy who seemed cool at the time, but ended up being a complete douchebag.
But their mom bought another cool toy.

Unfortunately he has to wait until Christmas to receive it.

They said they would have it fixed in a year or so, though

if only that companies’ replacement program didn’t take so damn long

It'll be OK guys; the socially-awkward misfit always grows up to be the most handsome and successful of the group.

We’re going to be the envy of 10-year high school reunion.

I don't have 10 years of this left in me.
At least you aren't a Cubs fan.
Cubs were the jock hero of high school

But that was like a million years ago and now he works at a gas station. Everybody at the bar laughs at him when he gets shot down by chicks over and over.

Uncle Rico.
He used to hang out with White Sox and Red Sox all the time but they cleaned up and got real jobs

so that they could finally get a girlfriend?

This is depressing

Especially considering my best friend just got a girlfriend and he hangs out with her more. :(

And my other best friend is in Australia: I am lonely. :(

You aren't allowed to have two best friends
Bullshit
It doesn't count if one of them is imaginary or John Carlson
That's why I'm not counting them.
Yeah, me and someone else.
This isn't true
I'm available

I like Yo Gi Oh, Fun Dip, and Cinnamon Colgate. I have a lot to offer.

You can't even spell your obscure interest correctly.
Another interest I didn't include is commiting typos
Or maybe I'm interested in this

Shouldn't there have been a reference to Cliff Lee in there somewhere?

Mariners and Michelle had a class together last semester, but Mariner’s BO drove her to another seat that happened to be by Rangers….

Yes, there are a number of ways this could have been done differently

Why just those eight? Why was it only those eight people who wound up being friends? Why not nine? Where was Marlins in all this?

My assumption was just that Marlins was a lot younger and successful more quickly

and thus he never really got a chance to bond with the Herd, like his brother, Diamondbacks.

I just kinda figured that Diamondbacks felt like he would never be able to be as good at sports and pick up girls like Marlins but then he figured it out too after the Herd had been close friends for a few years

Fuck Marlins and Diamondbacks.

Pricks left the group way too early. I’ll still hang out with the guys that went through years of anguish once in awhile.

What, like Rays,

who were the retarded one of the Herd for all those years until one day they tried pitching for the JV team and found out they could throw 92 MPH?

Maybe anagrams for the names too.

“Tosin Anal” for the Nationals has a nice ring to it. Or maybe “Satan Lion.”

Also, you should have found a way to integrate explosions.

Jeff > Michael Bay
Dateless in Seattle

Jeff, you are masterful.

Wonderful Jeff, you're a very talented writer.

It makes me truly happy that you are able to make your living doing this.

You have a low threshold of true happiness
Being easily amused is the true path to happiness.
The 2014 Mariners-Nationals series is gonna be AWESOME.

I mean, come on, Felix-Strasburg in game 1? Fuck yes.

And I predicted the Rays making the 2008 WS in like 2005, so you know I'm gold.
2014

The world will have ended two years ago, man. John Cusask wouldn’t lie to us.

I think BA predicted the M's in the world series in '08.

With a rotation fronted by Felix, Clint Nageotte, and Travis Blackley.

1 for 4 isn't bad!
Yeah, cause my summer wasn't shitty enough already.

I can’t even get sports right now. Blah. I’m tying a noose up.

If that is some refrence to the Dynamo winning 2 championships after the Astros started sucking

Then I would like to point out that 85% of the city of Houston didn’t care whatsoever when that happened. Snobby? Yeah, I’ll admit. If that wasn’t a reference to our soccer team, than carry on.

Who the fuck are the Dynamo
I understand

I will be leaving now

A team that cheated to beat the Sounders in the playoffs last year.
A Cheapass Games reference, I'll be damned.

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