Lookout Landing

Awww, it's l'il Cliff!

Yeah Lee destroys bats.

Hey, Cody Ross can do it, too.

Well, Vlad has not a lot of range

missing Ichiro out there Cliff?

Good lord Vlad.

Criff Ree!

Jack Swan - October 27, 2010 reply

No.

I don't know.

It still gets a laugh out of me.

misterjonez - October 27, 2010 reply

Why would Young never try to get behind the ball?

He's too pretty

[picture of roger dorn from major league]

tsunamijesus - October 27, 2010 reply

Whoa.

They've gotta toss him, there's no way that happens accidentally.

Freddy Sanchez needs to tuck in his pants or something.

What kind of style is he going for?

Also, good hit.

Michael Young is losing this inning.

YESYESYES

KEEP GOING GIANTS

Michael Young sucks balls.

KEEP HITTING IT TO VLAD AND YOUNG

drblacknwhite - October 27, 2010 reply

or just over the infield

HOLY FUCK I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING

Clearly.

SeaKoala - October 27, 2010 reply

The Giants must be cheating

I think they replaced Cliff Lee's rosin with with flour.

We all know he can’t pitch without that stuff.

Ok now that the chance of utter domination by Lee is over I can start to root for the Giants in this game too

Series over

Giants win

tsunamijesus - October 27, 2010 reply

Here comes Cody Mothafuckin' Ross!

Well shit.

Vlad is the opposite of a player who "looks like a kid out there."

He has progeria?

Beat the shit out of Cliff Lee you fuckers

CapSea - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Tim, you know little enough about baseball

for the love of god don’t start talking about soccer.

That was really awkward. Tim did not know where he was going about halfway through.

Cody Ross has looked awfully familiar to me. Then I figured out who he looks like.

It’s this guy, from Friday Night Lights, Lost, Justified, and probably other good TV shows.

I actually remember him from Lost (after looking at the credits)!

I feel so accomplished!

SeaKoala - October 27, 2010 reply

It was pretty sweet when he showed up again in the sixth season.

How do I love good defense.

Too bad there is none in this game.

Renteria is when your diarrhea crawls back up your asshole.

I’ve seen AL pitchers do better.

That explains the brown hue on Cliff Lee's rear

CapSea - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Cliff Lee's double was impressive.

I really hope Erik is back next year.

I'd forgotten how out of his mind happy he looked when that happened.

I think that's my favourite moment in it.

Which is pretty impressive. much like that play by Uribe.

Cliff is already at 75 pitches through 4 innings.

I don't think Panda would have made that play.

Wow

I notice they aren't they saying 'MVP' every other sentence for Hamilton like they did for Cano

Obviously Hamilton's swing isn't slump-proof

This game is full of doubles.

Get one more!

Boom.

FREDDY SANCHEZ HEARS YOUR PRAYERS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have to agree with you.

GO GO GO GIANTS!

drblacknwhite - October 27, 2010 reply

Cliff Lee sucks.

Has he thrown one good curveball today?

I always thought the heart of the lineup is 3,4,5

CLIFF LEE WALKED SOMEONE

HE IS MORTAL

A walk!

Go Giants but I don't like to see Cliff out of sorts.

If this game has taught me anything it's that I'm over Cliff Lee.

You found a much hotter girl.

I pine way too long.

MAKE 'IM PAY, CODY

C'Mon Cliff, get it together.

Heydude - October 27, 2010 reply

They're playing the Safeco song.

Maybe it’ll help him.

or jinx him!

CFR!

Wooooo!

Fucking Ross is fucking boss.

Who is pitching?

I'm not sure

He doesn't seem to be smiling much.

Now I feel sad for him.

No fuck it! GO GIANTS GO!

Too bad Cliff Lee has no postseason experience to fall back on.

It's okay to root against Cliff Lee now?

Because I dont want the Rangers to win.

w00tah - October 27, 2010 reply

Be my guest.

Nolan Ryan is scowling at Cliff Lee.

THIS IS FANTASTIC

I am loving this!

Suck it Lee!

joof - October 27, 2010 reply

Holy crap this is fun!

Eeessh, pulled in the 5th. :( Sowwy Cwiff.

Awesome.

Who would've guessed?

He's.....human?

Big Jared - October 27, 2010 reply

Barry looks really skinny now.

Pirates/pre-cheating Bonds.

w00tah - October 27, 2010 reply

Funny,

Lee running into the dugout looks different now.

Feast on these nips, Cliff!

slackmaster - October 27, 2010 reply

I'm sorry, Cliffy

But WOOOOOOOO GO GIANTS

We might be able to afford Cliff Lee!

You would just trade him to the A's for their top draft pick.

44FAN - October 27, 2010 reply

Gotta love the playoffs!

HOLY FUCK

KABLOOEY!!!

OH. FUCK. YES.

Shit just got real son.

This game is locked up

Marinerfanjake - October 27, 2010 reply

HOT DAMN!

URIBE BITCHES!

joof - October 27, 2010 reply

YAYYYYYYYYYYY

Well, I think I'm about done with game one :(

Heydude - October 27, 2010 reply

ANDALE ANDALE URIBE

My neighbors feed is coming through about 5 seconds before mine.

He gave the HR away.

Your neighbour is Darren O'Day?

I see what you did there.

But he may be.

Also, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Edgar Renteria has 2252 hits and is 33 years old.

Oh wow.

If he can keep a job, he might do it.

Helps his cause that he's been playing professionally for 30 years.

fiftyone - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Suck it, Texas.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagaaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CapSea - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

"If you have two at bats in an inning, some damage has been done."

………………………………..

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Haha, fuck you Texas.

DEFENSE

Hahahaha

That’s unfortunate

And really fucking funny.

Aww...that's too bad.

Ah, so there's the AL West we know so well...

I just... where has the defense gone in this postseason?

I think AT&T park needs an error adjustment factor.

Aw

GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS

GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS

Timmy smells the win here.

hell yeah he does

one more strike baby

chenster - October 27, 2010 reply

And then three more innings.

10 more actually :)

a lot more torture to come

chenster - October 27, 2010 reply

I'm surprised the Rangers still have a 1 percent chance of winning this.

Yeah,

It happens

Twice in all major league baseballing history. That's less than 1 percent.

Of course, now the Rangers are up to 4 percent.

This game is the best game ever

Jeff Sullivan was so right in his preview about the predicting thing.

44FAN - October 27, 2010 reply

It's really easy to predict things when you are actually in the future

But then it's not predicting

Marinerfanjake - October 27, 2010 reply

Fuuuuuuck

I like the juxtaposition of these two comments.

You jammy prick.

Timmy's really using his legs to save runs tonight

Timmy has a boo boo.

They need to give Tim a shield instead of a glove.

Okay, enough with the comeback already.

STOP THIS

Some battle of the aces.

Headline never written: Battle of aces lays a deuce

Well this was a disspointing outcome to this matchup.

Not if the Giants win it isn't

So good hitting beats good pitching?

Wrong. Bad hitting beats good pitching.

I think you mean Giants beat everything

I'm glad these guys realize that they're bad at their jobs

Cliff Lee has no idea.

A wee bit faster, Tony.

Tony can still bring it

surfmonkey89 - October 27, 2010 reply

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Fuck you Kinsler!

Nice play by Huff.

Wow! Stupid baserunning.

TrustBaseball - October 27, 2010 reply

Someone was either yelling "GO! GO! GO!" or "NO! NO! NO!"

The ladies wear beards and the men wear thongs.

Welcome to SF.

Mark Lowe radio mention-yay.

Sighting!

Hi Mark!

Lowe!

Your welcome, Mark.

micky D - October 27, 2010 reply

You're*

micky D - October 27, 2010 reply

I miss you Mark.

Why again was he included in that deal?

I'm guessing to make up for the loss of Leuke.

I'd rather have Lowe.

I wouldn't.

Lueke looks to be a very similar pitcher and is both younger and (probably) healthier

Unfortunately.... Problems.

Exactly.

I like to root with a clear conscience.

Bahahaha Vlad

Who didn't see that coming?

AHAHAHAHA VLAD!

HA!

BWHAHAHAAHHA!

Vladdy-fense

Woopsie!

He's clearly powerless without his Gladiator helmet around.

Or without Ichiro to bail him out in right field

That too.

I think most any right fielder makes that play...

Poor Mark :(

Still, GIANTS!

Once a Mariner, always a Mariner.

At least Ishikawa is a Seattle native.

So it all evens out.

Losing is contagious... :-(

Well now it's just sad.

AHAHAHAHA VLAD AGAIN!

Vlad!

10-4, this here's the rubber duck, we've got ourselves a convoy.

CONVOY!!!!

So, odds on him starting tomorrow in right?

"RF"

Big Jared - October 27, 2010 reply

I hope Blowers was watching that and remembers it next time he tries to tell us that Rob Johnson runs well for a catcher.

I'm pretty sure Kirkman he gave up a hit on his first pitch last time I saw him against the Yankees.

I don't believe that confidence has much of a factor in baseball

But I hope tonight’s pounding completely demoralizes the Rangers.

I think batters can get the hinkys.

Of course this is pure opinion.

Or heck, what about Rick Ankiel? He lost it as a pitcher.

He never really had it as a pitcher.

Kirk - October 27, 2010 reply

I keep expecting the duck to quack.

Are you fucking kidding me Bochy?

Close enough!

Well this game should be over by now

Eww. Button your shirt Brian Wilson.

THAT'S your one piece of grooming advice for him?

HA!

I guess I’ve gotten used to the rest.

Bruce Bochy is bringing in his closer to protect a 7 run lead with 2 outs remaining.

Is there a mercy rule in the playoffs.

JAH - October 27, 2010 reply

Gimpin' ain't easy.

Yeah, give Vlad a high five! He helped you get one step closer to the end!

And holy shit Joe Buck just said the same thing.

Wilson is just trying to make this a save situation.

Oh god Kinsler's going to hit a dinger isn't he?

Good Lord

The Giants don’t like to make things easy

Torture! You need to listen to McCarver more.

I'm pretty sure that's the last thing I should be listening to.

Wrong- I'm watching muted with Jon Miller radio and a 4 second delay and it's better than FOX commentary.

But Joe Morgan.

Yeah, I like Miller

But Joe Morgan is worse than Buck and McCarver combined.

I put cotton balls in my right ear so problem solved...

Tim McCarver "We have no idea what we're talking about."

Finally.

The final score of a game started by Cliff Lee and Time Lincecum is 11-7.

Baseball!

Damn right, baseball.

Time Lincecum

Tim Lincecum’s time-traveling doppleganger from 2056.

And game time of 3:36

drblacknwhite - October 27, 2010 reply

Cliff's been in higher-scoring games.

Like this chestnut.

Put it this way:

The Rangers scored 7 runs for Cliff Lee, and it wasn’t enough.

fiftyone - October 27, 2010 via mobile reply

Technically they scored 2 for him.

7 games Giants win.

Do it again tomorrow!

Amen to this.

TrustBaseball - October 27, 2010 reply

That's some wart Freddy Sanchez is sporting under his lower lip

Woo Giants.

Poor Cliff.

the other side - October 27, 2010 reply

I hope lots of peeps watched the game with Edgar tonight.