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Jeff Francoeur's Crazy Eyes, Part 2

Reporter: So Mitch, tell me, what's the clubhouse like after a big win like this?
Moreland: Oh, you know
Moreland: :looks over:
Reporter: :looks over:
Francoeur: :inserts entire fist in mouth:
Francoeur: :spit drips out:
Moreland: Kind of the same

[Be you warned, for here there be .gif(s)]

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I was completely expecting to see him do it

What a gyp

I would .gif that so hard
I think I'm starting to love Fracoeur again.
Now, I can't imagine what Francoeur would do in the clubhouse.

All I get is him in the corner, alternating between grumbles and laughter, alternating between hammering on and fiddling with some contraption no one knows the purpose of.

And when you ask him about what the contraption is, all he does is grunt and give you the stinkeye
And then shake his head and laugh as he rocks back and forth on his heels
No one can really tell what it is.

Chris Davis says he caught a glimpse of it once and it looked like a still made out of a mortar shell. But even that doesn’t fully explain the noises it sometimes makes. Then there’s the fluids.

Before the game, Francoeur throws a burlap sack over it and wraps it in bungee cords.

Murphy once asked him for a lift

but Francoeur said there wasn’t any room in the van.

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