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Season's Final Fun Fact?

Yeah, I doubt it. This year has been a statistical Easter egg hunt, and I still haven't checked in the garden.

Willie Bloomquist, Seattle Mariner: .263/.322/.324

2010 Seattle Mariners: .236/.298/.339

That bench player we all couldn't wait to get rid of out-hit our entire team.

Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes you end up with Josh Wilson.

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I was trying to get this week off to a good start, goddamnit
It's a cheery fact in that 2010 is now behind us.
Come on this is funny
Willie Bloomquist!
I love being a Mariners fan.

This really is funny.

He could've been a starter!
He could have been MVP
But not a contender.

At least the Reds give him that.

I comletely forgot he went there.
You're not alone here.
See! Converting to Ms fandom was the right move.
I agree 100% with this comment.

It’s hilarious.

I mean, really, Princess Willie outhit our team. The one with Ichiro on it.

I didn't say it wasn't funny
Well at least we had more power.

DINGERS!

101 dingers, 101 losses.

And the best part was that at the game, on the video board they showed a woman who was at the game celebrating her 101st birthday. It was perfect.

Hope you enjoyed the last baseball game you'll ever see. 2010 Mariners baseball!
Assuming she maintains her good health, we'll have no choice but to make RRS our ace.
She just might. We thought she looked great for 101 years old.
Well Jose Lopez sure did screw up those projections of us having fewer homers than losses
Of course, by the time I respond to sb, you've done this.
Of course he out-hit our team.

This is what you all get for wanting to change the site logo. Are you happy now, bitch?

At least Josh is grit-free.
And look what happened!
If anything, we have learned that we need more grit.
I saw a preview for a movie last night called True Grit and naturally assumed it would be starring Boom Boom.
This recalls a very old meme
How can you win without grit?

I think this proves it. Science.

I have even better news. Willie Bloomquist is going to be a free agent!
I bet you he's the next Jose Bautista.

He just needs someone to give him a shot at starting regularly.

I would wonder if Josh Wilson is the next Mariner turned Royal.

But they’ve been strangely competent recently, or at least their farm system is no longer bad. What they do with that is another matter.

The scary thing is what happens for them when Moustakas, Hosmer, and Montgomery come up.

They could actually be relevant.

Myers and Lamb aren't exactly slouches eiter.

Whether Myers can catch or not, no one knows exactly, but he can certainly hit.

Has it been 2 years already?
Yuniesky Betancourt out-hit the team as well

We could build a solid roster of shitty* players that are better than the collective Mariners

*Shitty meaning that your thought after hearing the player’s name is That Guy is Shitty!

How many of you would have turned your nose up at Alberto Callaspo or Kevin Kouzmanoff for third? Guess what!

How about Juan Uribe or Miguel Tejada at short? That would not have looked appealing, right?

Man, in about a week this will all seem hilarious to me
I would have taken Uribe!
I manually calculated the Mariners hitting stats without Ichiro.

I used the BR stats and their formula for calculating OBP and SLG.

Non-Ichiro Mariner totals: .224/.287/.332

*entire fanbase barfs*
At least no one likes Josh Wilson
At least Josh Wilson was cheaper

Unfortunately, we can’t say the same for Jack Wilson.

And just like the Mariners, Willie Bloomquist also won't be playing in this postseason
Boom Boom plays for the Reds.

Fucking A.

He was acquired too late to be playoff-eligible
Was he left off Cincy's post season roster?

He first came up in 2002, so he never made the playoffs with the M’s.

Well there's my Monday morning kick to the crotch sponsored by Lookout Landing.
I want to flag this for abuse.

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