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10/9: Open Playoffs Game Thread



Matt Garza

#22 / Pitcher / Tampa Bay Rays

6-4

215

R

R

Nov 26, 1983



Colby Lewis

#48 / Pitcher / Texas Rangers

6-4

230

R

R

Aug 02, 1979



Brian Duensing

#52 / Pitcher / Minnesota Twins

5-11

195

L

L

Feb 22, 1983



Phil Hughes

#65 / Pitcher / New York Yankees

6-5

240

R

R

Jun 24, 1986


Bad news, Minnesota.

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Matt Garza dares you to say something about his goat beard.
Was George Bush sitting next to Patrick Warburton?
Maybe.

I was too busy trying to spot Secret service agents.

First playoff baseball game I've gotten a chance to watch!
Speaking of Mark Reynolds, 211 more strikeouts this year!
Halman can't get to the big leagues soon enough.
I hate this deafeated feeling...

All season with the Mariners, I gave up once the other team scored. Chances were I wouldn’t see a comeback. Now that’s how I feel watching the AL playoff games. I want more offense, godamnit!

Sounds like someone didn't watch the Phils or Braves last night
I did catch the Braves/Giants and it was good fun, although I'm not totally invested in either team.

But I care more about the AL games and both my teams are on the brink of getting swept.

I was sure this started at 6.

Booooo Texas.

I find it incredibly interesting that Tampa bats Jaso in the leadoff spot.

Can’t think of any other catcher that has batted leadoff

Jason Kendall has batted leadoff at times in his career.
The A's have batted Suzuki leadoff in the past as well.
Doesn't Buck Martinez' description of Mike Maddux describe ALL pitching coaches?
Colby Lewis is angry with the person who took the last Triscut.
Wow, more bad ump calls

And the announcer can’t seem to see the obvious in the replay, either

Stupid, stupid Rays.
How the fuck did the Rays have the best record in baseball?
It's playing in that easy AL East
They play in a weak division!
Why is it always Carlos Pena up with runners on and two outs?
Based on frequency and volume of comments, I suspect this Rays/Rangers game is as exciting as a Mariners game.
That would actually be an incorrect assumption.
He came off, he was out.
The magic of baseball.

He came off, he was safe.

Robots.
And robot accessories?
Can we get robots with burny laser eyes?!?!
The new style ejection!
We have to work up gradually.

We’ll start with a fleet of Roombas for a groundskeeping crew.

Some seriously bad umpiring in these playoffs so far.
.

So did it hit you?

Utley paused again.
"I’m not sure."

"I'm glad there's no instant replay," Posey said
I think Buck Martinez and Chris Berman would be better utilized on the Red Sox/Angels broadcasts.
Buck Martinez would be better utilized on a college radio broadcast
I had no idea the strike zone extended into the other fucking batter's box nowadays
You pay taxes on the whole road, don't you?
Im going to start driving on sidewalks now.
It's just wasted space.

They might as well use it for something.

I really really hate Texas.
I feel like I'm the only one here who wants Texas to succeed

Not that I would prefer a sweep

Texas suceeds.

They get playoff money, they have new ownership, they have new tv contract, they have surge of fairweather fans, they have key players hitting their prime, Cliff Lee is starting to like Texas. Bad news dood.

The Rangers succeeding work directly against the Mariners future
Because the only way we'll make the playoffs is if there are 3 bad teams in the West?
No, but there's no reason to root for longer odds.
Why root for the direct opposition to improve,

at the moment we need all the help we can get, and the team with easily the best farm in the division getting a lot more money is not a good thing.

I'm not rooting for them to improve. They're already improved.

In reality, I’m rooting for the Giants are the Phillies.

Fair enough,

I’m just hoping that if they fail that the Mariners will take their place in the playoffs soon!

Please, God, please.

Before I turn 30, please.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
From Buck Martinez's wikipedia page

His most frequently used catch phrase is “Fisted,” which is used to describe what he likes to have happen to him at the hands of another man.

So Rangers now down to only Nippert in the bullpen.
YES!

Fingers crossed for extras!

Lots and lots of extras!
Ohh...Rays might just take this!
FUCK EXTRAS LET'S GO RAYS
If only they had a decent middle reliever.
I just came from watching my Gamecocks beat the fuck out of Alabam-- Wha?? GO RAYS!!!
CRAWFORD!

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

And the Rangers bullpen is now empty.
Cliff Lee warming up.
Well now he's not needed.
Nah, they just showed him sitting there.
They also showed him standing there throwing pitches.
Cliff Lee in the bullpen?

Wo.

All the starters are there.
Well then, Let's Go Twins!
Fuck you Nelson Cruz.
I fear the Twins may be doomed.
Once I heard they wouldn't have Morneau, I feared the Twins would be doomed.
Not as doomed as the Reds, who are super doomed.
Go Yankees! I love Jeter and his awesomeness.

I hope he wins the Pulitzer prize for writing the book on defense, and the Nobel Peace Prize because he is Bob Marley with a decent haircut.

No disrespect intended....

but I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

reply meant to kevin_ess. geez.
Happens all the time.

Also, I wrote it because I’m a Mariners fan, and we are known for having the worst luck ever. I was hoping to spread that to NY.

Well in that case, write on!
Damnit Minnesota, why don't you have somebody besides Liriano who can generate a swing and a miss?
They dont draft/trade for them.
Everything getting hit hard and still not one swinging strike.

Uh oh’s.

Did he just get nutted?
Yup, Twins are fucked.
I feel like Megaman with that homerun music.
The Twins are boned.

The Yankees will come to the next series slightly more rested or, if we’re lucky, a bit more out of shape.

In the interim, everyone here will be more aggravating than usual.
That's really the only reason I root against Yankees. Everyone at work gets so arrogant and confrontational.
It's the reason that hits closest to home.

I have other problems with them.

As I do I, but they always tend to lead back to the system, not the individual team.
Ugh bad sentence
It was intelligible.
Well that's like half a swinging strike.
It just hit me that I'll likely have to cheer for either the Rangers or yankees next week.
Cheer for the NL teams instead?
If it's a Phillies/Giants NLCS, then that's my World Series.

What an awesome series that will be.

I'm looking forward to that more than anything else that could happen.

I’ll probably root NL casually for the Series, again.

Or just root for the Sounders.
I'll have drinking/game watching partners in the NL the way things are shaping up.

The Sounders lack that on this coast.

You are an awesome person with a plan.
I'll be cheering for the Yanks over the Rangers if thats what it comes to.

Can’t very well have Texas beating us to the World Series.

I suppose the Rangers going to the WS would help them quite a bit finanicially.
Twins have the Yankees right where they want them
Well played, Mauer.
Went to get milk + a drink during the 2nd inning and decided against getting a 4loko.

Bad choice, what a terrible game.

I did a 4loko, beer, vodka mix the other night that tasted quite ridiculous
Ouch.

Thank god you get crack cocaine when you buy 4Loko. I’m not sure how else you could wind down.

I just realized earlier today that there is a C on the Twins' cap

Which probably means Twin Cities, huh?

Nah, they just never got over Left Eye's death.
Joe Mauer has a Minnesota accent

just thought I’d point that out…

Is that an "Ass-Hole" chant I hear.
That's what I heard.
Why is the crowd chanting "ASS-HOLE!"?
Apparently we switched to a WWE crowd on accident.
Now batting: Nick Swish-

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Classy crowd.
can't spell classy without...

aww forget it

I wonder how much the Twins regret not getting Cliff Lee.
They should have offered more, then.

Actually, I don’t know that they could have easily matched the other packages.

Now they're chanting "Ballgame Over"!
Did anyone else just lose all sound?
Not me
Weird. Every other channel is fine.
Okay, weird - both TNT and TBS are soundless for me.
It's all part of Conan's master plan
Well then fuck Conan, because it's still happening, and he's not on until November.
Turn on the radio.

The lovely Jon Miller is waxing poetic with Orel Hirshiser.

AND STILL NO SOUND ON EITHER TBS OR TNT

What is going on???

Please hit a dinger, Kubel.
That is not a dinger.
Felix for Cy Young plug!
Who did what where now?!
What he said.
OKAY. Is anyone else without sound on TBS/TNT? This is fucking weird.
I read lips--"The fucking Yankees just brought out a barrel and bent the Twins over it. "
You need a job commentating. And quick.
I'm on Gameday Audio. It went out for a minute or so in the 5th, but thats it.
Still no fucking sound. I'm changing the channel now.
AND HERE COMES THE TWI...oh no wait the Yankees still have Rivera, so the Twins are still fucked.
I WISH EVERY ONE OF THE YANKEES DIED FROM EATING DEAD SQUIRREL-LADEN INDIAN FOOD.
And i still have no sound on my picture box.
Well Minnesota, you had your chance, and now you're screwed.
This is going to be the worst ALDS ever.
You're up by 5 runs Giardi, is bringing in Rivera really neccassary?
Thanks Yankees, I had forgotten briefly that I could be bored of a baseball game.
Thanks for playing Minnesota, you're the Braves of the AL.
And now it's time to ignore Facebook for the next three days.
There's the reason I hate the Yankees.

Advance to ALCS? Barely any celebratory reaction from the players and coaches. Even the champagne party looked half-assed. Like they “had to” do it for the cameras.

PLANE CRASH.
God no. Then we would have to sit through the endless Canonization of each Yankees' player.

It’s hard enough stomaching it now, I couldn’t bear every sports news show sucking on Derek Jeter’s specteral dick.

Two fucking hours.

Whatever. It’s better than the goddamned balloons they drag through Times Square every year.

Why have a champagne party when they didn't even win anything?

Or do the Yankees have an ALCS Appearances banner, too?

That kinda sucked.
Fuck you Yankees
I want to fuck Joe Maddon and then introduce him to the band NoMeansNo.

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