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Bad News, Texas

Looks like this bad boy's already been decided.

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The count stands at 499 for the Giants and 154 for the Rangers as of this writing. If the customer is always right, and if MLB.com's readers are its customers, then it looks like the Giants have something like a 75% chance of wrapping it all up in Game 5.

What's funny is that MLB.com is tricking you. By clicking 'Like' next to one of the logos, you think you're simply submitting a vote for which team you think is going to win, or which team you want to win. But you're not. You're actually recommending either this article or this one to your friends on Facebook. How dare you trick me into recommending your content to my friends on Facebook, MLB.com. The only content I want to recommend to my friends on Facebook are YouTube videos of cats eating popcorn.

And don't think I didn't notice the pun in the headline. I mean Jesus Christ

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I'm not entirely sure why but this is one of my favorite posts ever
Is it sad that the first thing I noticed...

…is that Darren O’Day looks like he’s trying the Cliff Lee Beard Starter Kit?

What on earth is that guy about to do to Cliff Lee's ear?
He looks like he's going to start putting the moves on an unsuspecting Cliff
I thought it was the devil, whispering into Cliff's ear

[“YankeesssssssYankeeeesssss”]

The Kid from Dazed and Confused vs. A Ruggedly Handsome Man That Another Man Is Way Too Close To
IT'S NOT EVEN REALLY A PUN. C'MON YOU GUYS.
If Lincecum ever got a movie about him Joseph Gordon Levitt should be playing him.

He can probably pull off the stoner-hipsterish? persona.

If anybody other than Wiley Wiggins plays Lincecum in a movie there's no point
Shouldn't it be aces' shoulders?

I think Tim qualifies.

I think it's just referring to Lee.

Thus only one ace.

But the subtitle says "or Lincecum."

Sort of confusing. :(

But the pun!

It wouldn’t be a pun if it was referring to Lincecum!

So games are now being played based on webpage recs?

God, I wish they’d go back to the good ol’ days when they were played in a simulation on a computer in some guy’s basement.

Wait, no I don't.

Judging by Jeff’s output, the Mariners are destined to win the 2011 World Series and go on an unprecedented run of 23 consecutive titles.

I can't find the pun
Oh I get it because the aces got rest in between starts
For that matter, how was Lee proven to be a human?

No, no, none of this adds up!

Everybody knows that if you have one bad game in the WS, you're doomed to have another!
Not to mention I'm almost certain the game is not at 7:30 ET.
By tuning in at 5:15 pacific,

you actually get to see proportionally more baseball.

USF DNA analysis
I was hoping for some sort of USDA testing
Well, that didn't taste like robot semen to me.
The puns have got to stop.

I know everyone has already complained about them, but for the love of god. Aren’t there any writers out there who can get my attention without making me want to stab my eyes out with a toothpick?

The only things you like on facebook are your own posts
Now I gotta go do some YouTube searching for cats.

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