July 2
Yesterday, we talked about the Mariners playing for pride in the middle of August. A month and a half earlier, they were doing much the same thing, and, for a time, they were doing it equally well. The M's hit a local minimum on June 15th, when a loss to the Cardinals dropped them to 24-41. However, they then went on to win nine of their next 12 games, including a sweep of the visiting Reds that saw the M's pitching staff allow all of one single run. The team began July with a 33-44 record, and while 33-44 isn't a good record, or even close to being a good record, it also isn't embarrassing. It's right on the border of respectability.
July got started with a 4-2 loss to the Yankees. No matter; the M's had taken the first two of the series, and there's no shame in losing by two in New York when you throw Ryan Rowland-Smith up against CC Sabathia. The team flew to Detroit that evening looking to sustain its recent good play. Set to face Max Scherzer on a Friday night, the M's were at a disadvantage, but with Doug Fister taking the mound on their behalf, the odds weren't impossible. This was a winnable game, and, lately, the M's had been winning a lot of winnable games.
Unfortunately for them, the game didn't start out so well. Though a Franklin Gutierrez home run in the top of the second established an early lead, Fister immediately gave it back and then some, allowing a two-run double to Don Kelly and a two-run single to Austin Jackson in the bottom half to put the Tigers up 4-1. That's where the score remained into the bottom of the fifth, when the Tigers would tack on one more.
Behind 5-1, Fister was replaced by Chad Cordero, and while Cordero kept the Tigers off the board, Scherzer stayed strong, and it was still a 5-1 game in the bottom of the seventh. It was then that the Mariners had their sixth-most unremarkable moment of the 2010 season. Sean White came in to relieve Cordero to start the inning and put one on with one out. Johnny Damon stepped up to the plate as Ramon Santiago took his lead off first base, and after White came set, he threw over to the bag. Santiago took a few steps back, and Russell Branyan returned the ball to the mound.

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This is probably
The greatest running series in the history of SBNation
snafu - November 19, 2010
Currently running, I'd say yes.
But surely Tuesdays with Sean Green is somewhere near the top.
jonthefon - November 19, 2010
Those ugly white hats are mildly remarkable.
yuniform - November 19, 2010
The surrender hats make the moment exponentially less remarkable
lemonverbena - November 19, 2010
Surrender hats?
That’s perfect.
Saxatak - November 19, 2010
The .gif is by far the best part.
Double06 - November 19, 2010
So far
We have 2 At-Bat moments, 2 pitching moments, and 1 transaction moment!
ThundaPC - November 19, 2010
I remember where marc w. was that day.
Anxiously awaiting his turn for the restroom as he stroked the keys of his keyboard, searching YouTube, searching for the latest embarrassing viral video and wondering if there was something he was supposed to watch on TV before deciding that no, there was probably nothing important on. When Sean White came in, marc w gave a yell to bathroom’s occupant and received a response muffled by the door that sounded vaguely like “Turducken Doormelf.” Confused, he got up from the couch and went tot he kitchen, and as Sean White through over to first, marc w. decided he was going to help himself to a banana.
CapSea - November 19, 2010
Coincidentally, his kitchen door was just steps away from the grassy knoll.
SeattExPat - November 19, 2010
Get off his lawn...
Thingray - November 19, 2010
This was poorly written but I had not yet had my coffee.
CapSea - November 19, 2010
Now that I am caffeinated my grammar will be impeccable.
I new I should of weighted rather then hurryed.
CapSea - November 19, 2010
I have no idea what's going on in this subthread.
marc w - November 19, 2010
I've been told that if you peel a banana from the bottom, like a monkey, it removes the little strands.
Kermit. - November 19, 2010
I've never peeled a monkey
Is it worthwhile?
Graham MacAree - November 19, 2010
I knew it.
This was an obvious pick. My friend Fernando said it was going to be higher on the list. I said no way. #6. Suck it ’Nando. You owe me $10.
Buckyfan - November 19, 2010
I think the 1st base umpire is yawning at the end of the .gif
rickpo - November 19, 2010
Nah just finishing a cigarette.
Parman - November 21, 2010
Those hats aren't unremarkable
I don’t know if they qualify as “good” but you definitely notice the difference.
baetown415 - November 19, 2010
White is the absence of color.
So it is by default unremarkable.
CapSea - November 19, 2010
That is incorrect. Black is the absence of color. White is the simultaneous presence of all colors of the spectrum of visible light, which is actually quite a remarkable phenomena.
What you’re thinking of is crayons.
Terminator X - November 19, 2010
You'll find that most of the time I'm thinking about crayons.
CapSea - November 19, 2010
Tasty
baetown415 - November 19, 2010
But...
when you’re mixing paint you need brown, green, red, whatever a bunch of colors to make black. So how can a Not Color have colors as its constituents?
Cheddar28 - November 22, 2010
Because black paint or ink is not a true black.
Black in those regards is actually an incredibly dark blue because we cannot create black.
Sec 108 - November 23, 2010
I have no idea how you expect me to find that out.
Unless you were to like, tell me or something. Then I guess yeah, I might find that out.
Terminator X - November 19, 2010
D'OH!
Terminator X - November 19, 2010
#6bore
ThomasG - November 19, 2010
the border of respectability
Such great heights!
dfa - November 19, 2010
I'm thinkin its a sign.
Cheddar28 - November 22, 2010
I thought I had this figured out in terms of where you were going with this, but clearly
now I realize I have no clue. It is a wonderful series of posts to read. So very unremarkable. So very 2010.
TrustBaseball - November 20, 2010
Santiago made it back standing up
It was we who were caught napping.
Paytheline - November 22, 2010
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