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2010 Seattle Mariners Top Ten Unremarkable Moments: #6

July 2

Yesterday, we talked about the Mariners playing for pride in the middle of August. A month and a half earlier, they were doing much the same thing, and, for a time, they were doing it equally well. The M's hit a local minimum on June 15th, when a loss to the Cardinals dropped them to 24-41. However, they then went on to win nine of their next 12 games, including a sweep of the visiting Reds that saw the M's pitching staff allow all of one single run. The team began July with a 33-44 record, and while 33-44 isn't a good record, or even close to being a good record, it also isn't embarrassing. It's right on the border of respectability.

July got started with a 4-2 loss to the Yankees. No matter; the M's had taken the first two of the series, and there's no shame in losing by two in New York when you throw Ryan Rowland-Smith up against CC Sabathia. The team flew to Detroit that evening looking to sustain its recent good play. Set to face Max Scherzer on a Friday night, the M's were at a disadvantage, but with Doug Fister taking the mound on their behalf, the odds weren't impossible. This was a winnable game, and, lately, the M's had been winning a lot of winnable games.

Unfortunately for them, the game didn't start out so well. Though a Franklin Gutierrez home run in the top of the second established an early lead, Fister immediately gave it back and then some, allowing a two-run double to Don Kelly and a two-run single to Austin Jackson in the bottom half to put the Tigers up 4-1. That's where the score remained into the bottom of the fifth, when the Tigers would tack on one more.

Behind 5-1, Fister was replaced by Chad Cordero, and while Cordero kept the Tigers off the board, Scherzer stayed strong, and it was still a 5-1 game in the bottom of the seventh. It was then that the Mariners had their sixth-most unremarkable moment of the 2010 season. Sean White came in to relieve Cordero to start the inning and put one on with one out. Johnny Damon stepped up to the plate as Ramon Santiago took his lead off first base, and after White came set, he threw over to the bag. Santiago took a few steps back, and Russell Branyan returned the ball to the mound.

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Comments

Those ugly white hats are mildly remarkable.
The surrender hats make the moment exponentially less remarkable
Surrender hats?

That’s perfect.

The .gif is by far the best part.
So far

We have 2 At-Bat moments, 2 pitching moments, and 1 transaction moment!

I remember where marc w. was that day.

Anxiously awaiting his turn for the restroom as he stroked the keys of his keyboard, searching YouTube, searching for the latest embarrassing viral video and wondering if there was something he was supposed to watch on TV before deciding that no, there was probably nothing important on. When Sean White came in, marc w gave a yell to bathroom’s occupant and received a response muffled by the door that sounded vaguely like “Turducken Doormelf.” Confused, he got up from the couch and went tot he kitchen, and as Sean White through over to first, marc w. decided he was going to help himself to a banana.

Coincidentally, his kitchen door was just steps away from the grassy knoll.
Get off his lawn...
This was poorly written but I had not yet had my coffee.
Now that I am caffeinated my grammar will be impeccable.

I new I should of weighted rather then hurryed.

I have no idea what's going on in this subthread.
I've been told that if you peel a banana from the bottom, like a monkey, it removes the little strands.
I knew it.

This was an obvious pick. My friend Fernando said it was going to be higher on the list. I said no way. #6. Suck it ’Nando. You owe me $10.

I think the 1st base umpire is yawning at the end of the .gif
Nah just finishing a cigarette.
Those hats aren't unremarkable

I don’t know if they qualify as “good” but you definitely notice the difference.

White is the absence of color.

So it is by default unremarkable.

That is incorrect. Black is the absence of color. White is the simultaneous presence of all colors of the spectrum of visible light, which is actually quite a remarkable phenomena.

What you’re thinking of is crayons.

You'll find that most of the time I'm thinking about crayons.
But...

when you’re mixing paint you need brown, green, red, whatever a bunch of colors to make black. So how can a Not Color have colors as its constituents?

Because black paint or ink is not a true black.

Black in those regards is actually an incredibly dark blue because we cannot create black.

I have no idea how you expect me to find that out.

Unless you were to like, tell me or something. Then I guess yeah, I might find that out.

the border of respectability

Such great heights!

I'm thinkin its a sign.
I thought I had this figured out in terms of where you were going with this, but clearly

now I realize I have no clue. It is a wonderful series of posts to read. So very unremarkable. So very 2010.

Santiago made it back standing up

It was we who were caught napping.

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