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2010 Seattle Mariners Top Ten Unremarkable Moments: #5

June 27

I don't know if it's true, but for as long as I can remember, it's certainly felt like the Mariners have stepped up during interleague play. They went 11-7 during 2009. 9-9 during an otherwise miserable 2008. They were just 9-9 in 2007, but 14-4 in 2006, a year in which they otherwise lost 56% of their games. Going through the logs, it seems the last time the Mariners finished below .500 in interleague play was 1999, meaning they've gone 11 consecutive seasons now winning at least as often as they've lost against NL opponents. That's a solid if unexciting streak, and it helps explain why, when it comes to going up against the Senior Circuit, I've long felt pretty optimistic.

This past summer, the M's had their major trip through the NL scheduled for June. It didn't start off so well, as they lost four of five to San Diego and St. Louis, but they closed the Cardinals series on a high note and then had good success against Cincinnati, Chicago, and Milwaukee, winning seven of nine and just doing their usual thing for that time of year. Just as there's something about playing the Angels or Rangers that always seems to bring out the worst in this team, there's something about playing much of the National League that always seems to bring out the best.

The M's got up on Sunday, June 27 looking to win their third consecutive series and pull their record to 32-43. They were scheduled to go up against lefty Chris Narveson - who at that point had a 5.76 ERA - and taking the hill on their own behalf was Jason Vargas, whose season ERA stood at 2.66. The odds seemed to be in the Mariners' favor, and spirits were about as high as spirits get for a team that's 14 games out of the race.

Unfortunately for the Mariners, the scene was all too familiar. Vargas pitched fairly well for a while, limiting the damage, but the lineup couldn't get anything going against Narveson. Through five innings, the M's had managed just a line drive single and a bloop double, and a Brewers rally in the bottom of the fifth stretched the score to 3-0. Headed to the sixth, the M's faced a three-run deficit with 12 outs to go, and all year long for this team, that was a mighty tall task.

Ryan Langerhans pinch-hit for Vargas to lead off the sixth and grounded out. It was then that the Mariners had their fifth-most unremarkable moment of the 2010 season. Facing Narveson, Ichiro took a first-pitch fastball over the plate. He then reached up with his left forearm and wiped his mouth.

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Aww man, this is going to make me actually look for Ichiro to do this each time he takes a pitch.
Sometimes he'll touch his chin or adjust his helmet
Foreshadowing the top 4?
While I agree the moment itself deserves its place at #5 (though one might argue #7, but that's splitting hairs)

This clip may also be the running for sexiest gif of 2010.

Let's not go around handing out 2011 LLemmies before the 2010 ones are even complete
There's no way I can top something so mundane as wiping my mouth, so you can count me out

As a feat of unremarkable prowess this one is brilliant. Absolutely yawn inducing.

"there's something about playing much of the National League that always seems to bring out the best"

The pitchers get to hit in the National League. That means when the Mariners’ best hitters finally get at-bats in games.

This is surreal.

This is fucking surreal.

Nothing has made me want to go put on my Ichiro jersey more in the past month.

Not even his Gold Glove win. Thank you, Jeff, for the continued praise of Ichiro!

Jeff

Please have my wife. Leave the keys on the counter when you’re done. Go ahead and kick my dog on the way out, too. She’ll thank you for it.

I love how happy and satiated he looks in the third screenshot.

 “AAAAaaaaaahhhhhh…”

My thoughts exactly
What a bullshit strike call.
Unremarkably bullshit.
I did not see this one coming.

I would never have thought that anything that Ichiro did could be considered unremarkable. It just goes to show that I have not recognized just how unremarkable this past year has really been for the Mariners and their fans.

Brilliant. Unremarkable and completely brilliant.
Trying to explain the brilliance of this series to my wife is painful.

This has to be the most brilliant series of posts I have ever seen. The suspense for what is #1 is killng me, and my cackling is making my wife uncomfortable.

I had the same problem with my wife
I'll defer to authority

But in my book everything Ichiro does is magic, therefore this fails the criteria.

I hear ya.

Sadly, Ichiro’s exudement of magic is so enduring, so everlasting that it’s… routine by now? Commonplace, maybe? Just short of remarkable, even?

Jeff is reminding the children that if you work hard enough, you can wipe your mouth just like Ichiro too

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