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A Casey Kotchman Fun Fact

Don't want any of that talent to seep in

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Don't want any of that talent to seep in

So a little while ago we learned from Shannon Drayer and a bunch of other people at the same time that Casey Kotchman has refused an assignment to Tacoma and become a free agent. Though this is the word most commonly used to describe such an action, I do find it to be curiously emphatic.

Zduriencik: Casey, we would like to outright you to Tacoma.
Kotchman: AW HELL NO
Kotchman: HELL NO
Kotchman: BITCH PLEASE YOU TAKE YOUR TACOMA AND SHOVE IT
Kotchman: I'M CASEY KOTCHMAN

Kotchman, of course, will be missed by nobody, other than Chone Figgins, who made up 33% of one of the more unusual clubhouse buddy pairs in baseball history. But because the team was so bad and everything blended together, you might have forgotten just how lousy Kotchman really was. You know what he batted? .217/.280/.346. Casey Kotchman came to the plate 457 times and posted a .616 OPS. As a regular first baseman.

His OPS+ - where 100 is average, and greater than 100 is above average - was 73. The last first baseman to come to the plate at least 450 times and post an OPS+ worse than 73 was Dan Meyer's 66 in 1978. (Meyer, fittingly, was a Mariner.)

Kevin Young put up an OPS+ of exactly 73 as the Pirates' regular first baseman in 1993. You should ask Pirates fans how they feel about Kevin Young sometime. Young spent 11 seasons putting up a 95 OPS+ as a first baseman with the Pirates and one season putting up a 92 OPS+ as a first baseman with the Royals, giving him one of the more classically miserable careers of the past two decades. Kevin Young, by the way, earned nearly twenty-nine million dollars.

We know Casey Kotchman got unlucky. By and large you don't have a season this terrible without at least a little bad luck, and an awful lot of his line drives found an awful lot of gloves. He's better than his 2010 numbers would suggest, and he could still turn into a fine bench player somewhere else. But there's a difference between getting unlucky and getting unlucky while posting a .616 OPS as a first baseman. Kotchman's true talent offense is already sufficiently mediocre that he can't afford any bad luck at all, and because of his failure to develop, his starting days are almost certainly over. He just isn't worth it.

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The Z/Kotchman exchange is exactly why LL is the first site I visit whenever I open my browser
I find the idea of Casey Kotchman talking like that very amusing for some reason.
Maybe they should call it 'all righting'.

Z: Casey, we’re all righting you to Tacoma, but don’t worry, everything is going to be all right!
Kotch: Fuck off bald man.

Rec'd for the math joke alone
Shoot

Now I have to go reread it to find the math joke I missed

Oh

The %. Cute

Who was the third?
The joke is likely that Chone Figgins is a small man.
Well, he was worth a shot..

I don’t understand why the shot lasted as long as it did, but whatever.

He'll go to the Giants and be a "hero"
Hey

We like our declining 1B that we sign to have an OPS of at least .650 before we sign them and they magically turn into a 138 OPS+ player.

I'll miss him

He was weird.

I will miss his Zangief face.

It was going so well!

above-average wOBA in April… around .250 with a .480 slugging, decent defense.

And he ended up costing the team a win and a half with his bat, and didn’t appear to do much with the glove either. Stunning.

(But holy shit, Dan Meyer gave away a win plus with his glove as well, at least by Fangraphs’ metric. That’s futility.)

Smoak is the future

no need for kotchman around these parts.

Hopefully Safeco isn't a no Smoaking facility
I want to carve a bat out of smoak and beat you over the head with it
So should we sell BQ pork at the Smoak House?
I like this team so much better without the sucking chestwounds
We traded for Tyler Colvin?
Kotchman, you were the best defensive 1B in team history

Now go the fuck away.

David Sequi disagrees.
*segui
*Segui

*done, sorry.

John Olerud sucks.
What does this make the 40 man at now?

A nice big house cleaning is a happening. Lets hope some improvements come.

29 I believe.
Well that's a lot of room to make some wholesale changes/improvements,

or protect some young guys from the rule 5 draft.

It's both; you can protect everyone and still have room on the 40 man.

Good position to be in.

I'm betting on us grabbing something in the Rule 5 ourselves.

I’m going to really go out on a limb here and say it will be either a reliever or a middle infielder, but more likely a reliever.

Goodbye Casey

You had your chance.

Good luck Casey.

Will not miss.

Don't Dis Dan Meyer

When I moved to Redmond as an 8-year-old in 1977, I lived two doors down from Dan Meyer and he helped spark my interest in baseball. Dammit, if he had lived somewhere else, I might never have become a Mariner fan and could have saved myself 33 years of suffering.

Screw you, Dan Meyer.

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