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A Cliff Lee Poll

Update: game over. Phillies it is!

For the longest time, it looked like this was coming down to a battle between the Rangers and Yankees. Either Lee would take the giant contract and go to New York in search of a title, or he'd take a little less - and lesser odds of winning - to stay closer to his Arkansas home.

But tonight, out of nowhere, it seems the Phillies have emerged as a surprise and hilarious suitor. And that could change everything. So I want to know: where do Mariners fans want to see Lee wind up? Keep the contracts in mind. Do you want to see Lee sign a giant six-year deal with Texas, a gianter seven-year deal with New York, or whatever the hell the Phillies have put on the table?

Poll
Your preference?
Lee --> Texas, six years with seventh-year option
115 votes
Lee --> New York, seven years
66 votes
Lee --> Philadelphia, who knows
1385 votes

1566 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs  |  147 comments

Comments

Philly of course.
Just in terms of the destinations, I'd expect Philly to be unanimous

but Lee’s 32, so the contract matters.

Oh, thats true, misread your intent of the poll.

So I shall say, Philly of course, assuming they offer up a competitive contract.

You're missing the "Who the hell knows" option.
Get him out of the AL West and away from the Yankees.

And rub Jack Z’s trade victory in the face of the Phillies for every game he starts in the duration of the contract while we’re at it.

Long live Zduriencik.
HAIL TO THE Z

This is a happy day for Mariners fans :)

I don't want Cliff Lee kicking our ass for a few years before he turns into a bad contract (if he even does) for the Rangers.

So I voted Philly.

I voted Phillies. I want to cheer for him next year, but not as a Yankee or a Ranger.

You deserve the payday, Cliff, might as well have the Phillies sign the checks and pitch against the NL.

Philly

Not only does he stay away from both the Yankees and Rangers, he gets to torment them should either ever make a WS against the Phillies.

Huh. I misread the question like an idiot and voted for the wrong one.

This is why I tend to not respond to polls =(. My answer should be Phillies.

Although I’ll pretend like I meant my answer and justify it thusly:

Definitely Texas. For one, Fuck Cliff Lee. He was a Mariner for 2 months. For two, the longer he’s on the contract the more likely he gets injured. We’re not competing this year, I don’t mind him being good next year, and hopefully he’ll collapse Texas’s payroll afterward. He probably won’t be as good in Texas anyway since his pitching style involves more contact. Also, it would be nice to have the Yankees not get what they want and I hate Philadelphia.

Yep, let’s say that’s my reasoning. Woo reasoning!

But really Phillies since I'd prefer not to think about him or care.
Phillies

Because he’ll never play against us again, so we can root for him unashamedly while holy s*** he turned Tyson Gillies into Justin Smoak!!!

This is really the important part.

Phillippe Aumont, J.C. Ramirez, Tyson Gillies, Mark Lowe → Justin Smoak, Josh Lueke, Matt Lawson, Blake Beavan

And the Rangers gambled on Lee wanting to re-sign and lost.

Meanwhile, they get to face Justin Smoak for years and years in our lineup.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

As soon as I saw the headline that Ron thought Cliff would re-sign, I was afeard he'd go to NY
They get a first rounder and sandwich though.
Acceptable loss.
Phillies.

You said it best yourself: Hilarious.

Are the Phillies morans?

I can imagine trading away one ace for another. “We’re going a different direction with the top of our rotation.”

But to give him away for 3 prospects with pulses, give up his last cost controlled year, and then decide that you want him enough to back up dump truck of Sacajawea dollar coins to his house, that’s pretty stupid.

Seriously, they need to get a brain.
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Rec'd on the assumption that that person's surname is Moran.
Have you taken an econ class?

It’s a sunk cost, it was a stupid decision but there is no point in them worrying about it now when it’s in the past. Halladay Lee Hamels Oswalt starting four, good god.

No, that's ridiculous

They already have a #1 in Halladay, so they should trade Oswalt and Hamels for a #2 and a #3, and then find a #4 instead of signing Cliff Lee. Philadelphia just doesn’t understand how a rotation should be built.

I love it if GMZ didn't understand, only for cheaper.
Of course they're smart for signing him.

They were idiots for letting him go in the first place, and this just underscores that mistake a whole lot.

Ballgame

Phillies it is.

Gahahahahaha

Wonderful

Who was it mentioned Lee going back to a place he'd loved?
jon heyman has been saying it.

Hilarious-he was getting blown up about the mystery team this am. So happy he was right.

Only reason that guy's employed is because Scott Boras talks to him before anyone else.
hahahahaha fuck you Texas.
I searched for this on Twitter.

5 seconds later there were 1,012 Tweets I missed. 10 seconds later, 1,372. Apparently this is big news. Who knew?

I love this
HAPPY DANCE!

Looks like the ump is spanking himself.
I love the fan on the right side bobbing his head.
Ala Stewart, "Look at what I can do!"
Give them Fister and Vargas for Oswalt and Hamels. Should fix that problem.
So now the Rangers get to throw gobs of money at Adrian Beltre, who they have no place for.
Geez.

The Angels and Rangers both have a whole lot of money and nowhere to put it.

That's why strippers wear shoes...
No, they can give it to Beltre. Texas needs to replace the face, and the Angels need

some option at 3B. If Beltre’s smart he waits for a seriously long and very lucrative contract. Who’s his agent again…nevermind.

The Rangers biggest contract is at third base.

The Angels make too much sense though…

But they've got all that money and Michael Young is awful at 3B.
Wow

Sherman says it’s in the 5 year, $100 million range. He must have left a ton of money on the table.

Which makes me like him THAT much more now!
Huh. Going to the NL, to where he enjoyed himself, closer to home, and his wife was treated with respect :)
Cliff Fucking Lee you did right.

You will have a hard time spending 100 million. Obviously you don’t want to make it any harder on yourself. Well played.

Guess spitting on Cliff Lee's wife was a bad idea after all.
Cue New Yorker singing "I gotta be me."
Dear Rangers and Yankees,

Neener, neener, neener!!!

Bigger news story: Cliff Lee signing with Phillies or outrage by Yankee fans that they don't get everything they want?
Outraged Yankee fans at number two

behind Brett Favre’s streak ending.

Holy shit. Way to go Philly!

there will be so much pants shitting in NYC tomorrow over missing out on all the big guys.

The subways will be smellier than usual!
So can we go in and try to help the Phillies shave some payroll?
WHEEEEEEE! PHILLIES!
This makes me absurdly happy.
I thank God almighty the Mariners don't play in the National League.
Odds on us getting the Phillies in interleague?
WE DO! WE DO!

O HAPPY DAY!

June 17-19 at Safeco.
I'll be going to Cliff's start and cheering him the whole game

Man’s given Mariner fans so much joy in the past year.

Phili is going to be so bad in four years :)
Still, those four World Series trophies will be nice consolation.
Aw crap

Now we have to listen to Yankee fans get bent out of shape for the next 5 years.

It'll be about Felix by then
Oh, that conversation has already begun.
They'll only be bent out of shape for a year. AND I WANT TO HEAR ALL OF THEIR WAILING.
That would involve listening to Yankee fans

but as RC said, who really gives a shit what they think or say?

Some of them are already floating retarded Felix trades
I'll take their entire farm system.

Save Jack the time rebuilding.

This is entertaining

in retrospect

Very entertaining.
Yeah, this is very entertaining.
Look forward to the New York press tomorrow

Cliff Lee is a jerk
We don’t want him anyway
We weren’t wiling to bow to his extortionist demands

It’s gonna be awesome. They might be ready to start now on ESPN if they could stop blowing Brett Favre for five minutes.

Cliff Lee is awesome. I'm irrationally taking this move as evidence he clearly loves us.

He can’t stand to play against us.

I'm a little sad he's in the NL

I won’t see him as much any more.

heh.

“It wasn’t about the $ or winning. If it was the Yankees would’ve been his pick. The $ and a chance to win. He wanted to be back in Philly. Good for him.”

This is my favorite thing ever.
Wonder what we're gonna have to give Philadelphia to get him this time.

We don’t have Maikel Cleto anymore. Maybe Josh Fields, Rich Poythress, and the recently DFAed Rob Johnson for good measure?

Now we know

why Rob was DFAed. That Jack is a crafty one, he is.

Serious question

Shouldn’t the ridiculous American League be a selling point to get great free agents in the NL, at least in the short term?

You can tell the guy, look, you can go sign for a ton of money with Texas, Anaheim, New York or Boston. Great, you’ll never get to a World Series though, because in order to do so you’ll have to go through three of: Texas, Anaheim, New York and Boston. Or you could come join us, coast to the World Series and only have to face one of them. Your choice.

Thanks for Justin Smoak!!
So

the Phillies have Leee, Halladay, Oswalt and Hamels and the Mariners have Felix, Fister, Vargas, maybe Bedard, and David Pauley and/or Luke French. We’re going to lose 150 games next season.

The Phillies rotation has no bearing on how many games we win, and you've conveinently neglected to mention Michael Pineda in your argument.
Like Jeff said, I doubt Pineda makes the opening day roster due to the whole service time issues.

And I was really saying how our rotation looks so much worse without Lee in it this year.

So Lee was worth 50 wins in 2 months?

Man, with a full season, we wouldn’t have lost a single game. A SINGLE GAME!

Philly's rotation is 'eh'

I’ll be impressed with the Phils when they acquire Greinke to round out the back end of the rotation.

I expect the Yankees to have him by Christmas. Maybe Soria, too.
Surprising and Awesome news.

Now I can continue to root for Cliff Lee!

Hallday-Lee-Oswalt-Hamels-Whoever

Also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEXAS! And HAHAHAHAHAHA Yankees!

If Lee wasn’t signing with us, this was the best case scenario.

There is something terribly wrong with that mans head.

It looks kind of like a pinto bean

Is that James Cromwell?

It is best to stay away from a man when his blood is up, Edmund.

His blood is always up.

Perhaps you should stay away from him altogether then.

It is indeed. Playing Dr. Zefram Cochrane from Star Trek: First Contact
Nice- last week Babe was on followed by LA Confidential...it was a nice juxtaposition. A. Hoggett v. Capt. Dudley Smith.
He's great in LA Confidential.

One of my favorite movies.

I just realized that was him before I saw this comment.
Joe Blanton...

Yes, No, Maybe?

Word is they’re looking to ship him off on the cheap to make room for Lee.

I still wish Joe Blanton's fat whale ass would spontaneously combust for pushing Ichiro

Joe Blanton is a fat disgusting pig who sweats when he eats. I want him no where near the Mariners.

Seconded. Fuck that guy. If we traded for him, we should sign Jason Ellison just for the sole purpose of kicking his ass.
Can the Mariners afford him?

He makes $8.5 million in 2011 and 2012.

Renegotiate his contract and pay him in Crisco and Orca fat. If he played for the M's I'd defecate in my hands and throw it at him every game he pitched.

“Fuck?!?! Where’s that shit coming from? Maybe I’ll eat it.”

That's a waste of a perfectly good orca.
Perhaps then the Husband Orca could track down Joe Blanton and kill him...

like they did to Richard Harris in “Orca: The Killer Whale.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4d74eYeyww

Only if they send us a bunch of cash

Which would kind of defeat the purpose of trading Joe Blanton to clear payroll for Lee…

Cupcakes can sit on a tack.
That starting rotation is officially crazy town
I hope they make Moyer the #5.
I'd just say fuck it and have the "5th starter" just be a collection of relievers every time out.

Because yeah gotta find some way to get those guys some work now.

John Smoltz should come out of retirement to be their #5.
The only thing missing is an ESPN special where Cliff announces that he's taking his talents to Paddy's Pub,
That would be the day.

Cliff Lee is way too humble for that.

Also, last year to the day we were the ones celebrating getting Lee from the Phillies.

weird.

So the Yankees lost out on Cliff Lee TWICE....

Bwhahahahahahaha!

Yea, and

I’m sure some of them will blame us for “backing out” on the NYY deal.

I’m so glad NY and Texas lost out.

Exactly, Merry Cliffmas to us. They must be pagans in NY and Texas.
Not one of the prospects dealt for Cliff Lee made BA's top 10 Phillies prospect list
Suck on it, Yankees.

Here’s a great takedown Matt Taibbi did on Yankee fans/Cliff Lee after the World Series ended. All the more enjoyable now that they got deservedly and richly screwed like the losers they are.

Late to the party...

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rubén Amaro sure does seem like he wants to follow in Gillicks footsteps and makes sure that none of his teams ever make the playoffs again,
Does anybody here remember how Felix was just voted the best pitcher in the American League?

Over Cliff Lee.

Don't you have falling down or exploding to do somewhere?
Or poor decisions to make involving WD-40.
Cliff Lee can even throw an impressive curveball in the offseason.

This turned out way better than I thought it was going to.

This turned out perfectly, except not for the Yankee$ or the Ranger$. Thank you Cliff Fucking Lee.

I’ve got your M’s jersey and I will wear it proudly, especially now that you’ve turned down the money and will play where you want to play for the next 5 years. I wish you the very best .

Mystery Team!!

Apparently Philly woke up the morning after the Cliff Lee trade and realized “Hey…we could have more than one awesome starter at the same time.”

Oh this is so great!

I think I will worship Cliff Lee forever. I already did because of his pitching. But now… he fucked the Yankees big-time! What an awesome human being!

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