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Rob Johnson is a Padre

According to Shannon Drayer and confirmed by Larry Stone, the Mariners have traded Rob Johnson to --who else?-- the Padres for the handsome return of a Player to be Named Later or cash.

Since there's nothing to discuss as far as the return, feel free to use this as another Rob Johnson's gone celebration thread for the time being.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Curious how this affects Jeff's bandwagon team.
Saying goodbye...

Going away… Seems like goodbye’s such a hard thing to say…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNfHU748SYQ

Wow, just the other day I was looking at teams depth charts, noticed the Padres only had 1 catcher, and that how wonderful it would be if they took Johnson

It’s like a dream come true… only it involves Rob Johnson, so it’s a terrible dream

*thought how wonderful
Wasn't expecting that destination but hey, neat!
Just curious...

where did you expect him to go?

Kansas City
Now who would make you think that?
Because they love our shitty nobodies in a way that I don't think even San Diego has been able to appreciate.
What?

I though KC was a good, young quality ballclub with good prospects on the up-and-coming.

Maybe I missed something.

Are you being sarcastic?
They have the best farm system in baseball.

But yeah, still an awful MLB team right now.

Best farm system in baseball only makes a team good when it looks like management has some idea how to utilize it.

Like Tampa Bay. Kansas City doesn’t get the benefit of any doubt until they somehow field good team, despite how good their prospects may be.

Ding Ding Ding we have a winner.

(sorry, my reply button is Fucked up)

Wow.

We have the opportunity to get a living, breathing player in return for Rob Johnson. Z is the man!

Or hey maybe 20 dollars.

You could buy some beer.

God, I knew we should have talked to them before they traded Adrian Gonzalez
Fare thee well, Rob. At least you can ice your balls down with cold Port products after whiffing on Heath Bell sliders.
Send over a bucket of ice with a bottle of champagne. Have the card read,

 “Tough luck, get drunk on me, use the bucket to ice down your marbles, yours Z.”

I was hoping he would try a career change to rodeo clown.

At least then the goal is to let the bull get by you.

Jason Churchill is reporting the Mariners will receive Mat Latos.
4.0 WAR Mat Latos?

That can’t be right.

He's joking
What, who would ever do that?

Don’t get my damn hopes up.

Hey Kansas City....
It wouldn't surprise me as that site is terrible
Let's not turn this into a "Rip PI thread".

Everyone has their opinion, and that’s fine.

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, not to their own facts.
If it's fine then why even reply?
Mmmm straight cash
Plenty enoughy to fuel Z's cocaine habit.
He has a coke habit?
Two bottle a day, but at least it's delicious, zero calorie Coke Zero
Make that three.

Wouldn't you if you were the GM of this team?
No.

Cocaine is a drug you take during the good times, not the bad.

No. You should cite your sources.
Bah, I'm not in school anymore so I don't have to.
Coke makes you get shit done.
This is the kind of thing you say when you have never seen drugs of any kind at any point in your life
It's nice there is one high school student that hasn't.
Pot isn't a drug.
As per the dictionary on my computer, a drug is

a substance taken for its narcotic or stimulant effects, often illegally

Our hated rivals just let us make them worse.

Wacky.

I wonder if I can talk any coworkers into making wacky bets about how many passed balls their new catcher will put up next season
I bet you can, but first you'll have to talk up his ability to call the game and work with the pitching staff.
Don't forget that he was the personal catcher for Cy Young winner Felix Hernandez.
Introduce them to the exciting and important stat, CERA
This move needed to be done.

He was just blocking Steve Baron anyway.

So who's going to be the new Mariner everyone loves to hate?
Doesn't Halman have to stick with the big league club this year?

He could be a candidate.

Not sure what you mean, but no.
I think he's thinking Halman is out of options and is getting that confused with rule 5 rules.
Yeah I thought I read something that he's out of options.
So he was added to the 40 man before 09,

“If a player is on the 40-man roster and not the active 25 man roster for any part of more than three seasons (in which he spent 20 or more total days of service in the minors), he is out of options and may not be assigned to the minors without first clearing waivers.”

So this would make this year his last ‘option’ year?

(sorry to side track)

No, that would make this his first option year

I believe Greg Halman was added to the 40-man this year

He was added in the '08 offseason.

2011 will be his last option year, I think.

Aw crap

why was Halman added to the 40 man so early? Was it due to him signing really young?

Yeah. He was in the AZL in 2005.

He’s been in this system forever.

Yup.

Balentien was added with even less experience at the upper levels, from what I remember.

But I think for the same reason

I think he may have predated the additional year of servitude they added in ’06.

He did.

He was in the VSL for a long time before ever coming up. Halman, on the other hand, never officially did time in the summer leagues.

Olivo?
I'm just waiting for the signing to become official.
Hierarchy of possibility...

1. Olivo
2. Figgins
3. League
4. Josh Wilson
5. Tuiasosopo
6. Olson
7. Bradley

I think there will be Tui hate here, but maybe not the 'average' fan.

For the average fan I’d guess:
1. Bradley (Money)
2. Figgins (Money)
3. League (Blown Saves)
4. J.Wilson (Like people will know the difference between either of them.)
5. Ryan (if he doesn’t bounce back with the stick.
6. Olivo (this low because of dingers. Fans love dingers)

You could replace money with expectations

People hated Lopez partially because we expected him to be better than he was. When we expect nothing out of a player, they are difficult to hate.

In my experience...

The “average” fans I encounter absolutely love Josh Wilson, due to him being a scrappy grit machine fueled by determination.

Holy god every muscle in my body tensed up in agony as I read that.
Hope you have a change of pants handy.
I think most people on the internet like Josh Wilson more than we should.
I love Josh Wilson
If only they'd give Josh Wilson more playing time he'd be great

Keep him in the lineup, coach, get him batting 4th or 5th, he was batting .300 before Jack Wilson returned from injury and took his playing time! Right??!

Bradley should be below Figgins...

Even though he’s done shitty, people like him because he hasn’t blown up here yet.

Mine’s as follows:
1 Jack Wilson
2 Figgins
3 Tui
4 Olivo
5 whoever eles is shitty or no one likes

I thought people liked him because everyone else hated him.
Figgins is nowhere on my list

One of the reasons I hated Lopez was he held Figgins back from punching Wakamatsu.

I suspect Olivo’s going to be my least favorite Mariner due to a combination of money / passed balls / crappy AB’s / Just Enough Power to Entice Casual Fans.

League is curable.

He just needs to start throwing his good pitch again. And until he does, I will be disappointed in him.

Ichiro
He hurts the team
I know...

Why are we wasting 18 million a year on a FUCKING LEADOFF HITTER!!! I WANTS DINGERS!!!

I hate this line of questioning.

We do not love to hate people. We dislike and sometimes hate players who suck. It isn’t complicated.

Whoever Jeff tells us to.
There is a santa claus

This is an awesome xmas gift.

How many catchers have moved between us and the Padres?

Ben Davis
Olivo
Lampkin?

I can't believe Tom Lampkin was nearly a two win player in 1999.
Hey.

Lamp was awwwwesome.

Torrealba
Wiki Gonzalez too, I believe.
Too bad we still have to see him two series every year.
Yay, we got something for him!

Something >> Nothing.

Not necessarily.

Depends on the something.

They could send Jack Z a $10 gift card to Starbucks for Rob Johnson and I'd applaud the move.
Well, yeah.

That’s still a good something. I’m talking about, say, an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable. That’s a bad something.

But still better than Rob.

The dump heap can catch.

It could be Scott Spe...

Oops, almost said his name.

Your tune will change when you find out somehow Yuni is coming back
No more 4-strikeout innings

FIRE JACK Z!

Hey, just one more trade with the Padres before opening day, and we've cleared that 2% threshold!
I'm going to wear a Rob Johnson M's jersey to the games in San Diego and go absolutely apeshit every time he comes to the plate.
If you wait three months you can probably get them for 75% off!
So... still too much money?
What the fuck kind of cheap-ass store sells Rob Johnson jerseys in the first place??
And what the fuck kinda of cheap-ass motherfucker would buy a Rob Johnson jersey?
It would be really retarded to buy a jersey of a shitty player and wear it to Petco and go apeshit whenever they come to the plate.

Only idiots do that. Complete idiots.

I was nearly passed out that entire game
Like seriously, I had like eight beers during the USA-England game and you people are a bunch of alcoholics
You say alcoholics like its a bad thing.

I just really enjoy the company of beer.

"An Ode to Alcoholism," and other assorted addictions.

Performed by Alice in Chains, feat. The Lookout Landing Symphony.

Too soon

We Die Young was a beautiful harbinger. And heavy as balls. Pour one out

I wonder what Jack Z said when he found out someone would actually take RJ off our hands

Hoyer: “We’re interested in Rob Johnson”
GMZ: “are you serious?”
Hoyer: “as a heart attack, what would you want in return?”
GMZ: “Straight cash homie”

I’m pretty sure that’s how it went down.

I hope we get Clayton Richard or Wade LeBlanc, whoever is the one with the funny pitch face.
They both kind of have the same pitch face.

Richard
Leblanc

Except I linked the pictures to the opposite player, so reverse them.
I think getting just about anybody in return makes this a great deal.

He “calls a good game”, that’s got to be worth at least a AA/AAA player. If not, cash works for me.

Soccer trades seem to run entirely on cash and loaned players.

Anything in the MLB CBA preventing a loan? Simply out of curiosity. I want RoJo gone as badly as anybody.

You could trade a player for himself as the player to be named later.

I believe this happened once.

It's happened at least seven times

Including Brad Gulden who was traded here and back to the Yankees 30 years ago.

RoboRob! NOOOO!

There was a time...

When Johnson was going to save us from the catching doldrums that were Keji Jojima

Quite the backfire that was.

Kenji was really bad at the plaste his last year in Seattle, but Rob Johnson made him look like a champ.

2nd to last year, you mean

His last year here, 2009, he wasn’t half bad.

In his defense 2010 is very forgettable
I think many of us would like to forget 2010
The Padres once gave us Ben Davis, we're just returning the favor with Rob Johnson.
And Ben Davis got us Miguel Olivo!
How terrible is that offense going to be when you combine RobJob, no Adrian Gonzalez, and Petco Park?

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