It's A Big Day For Mariner Birthdays
by Jeff Sullivan on Dec 27, 2010 10:31 AM PST
in Miscellaneous
Nothing's more interesting than reading whose birthday it is!
- Happy 28th birthday to the newly-signed Chris Gimenez. There was some concern - albeit limited - that the Mariners were a bit hasty in designating Rob Johnson for assignment. I'll grant that Johnson could still be a perfectly acceptable Major League player, but is there any available evidence that he's better than Gimenez? I know a lot of us* are still kind of bitter about the whole Gimenez/Michael Saunders thing, but it's not like Johnson was much of a fan favorite, so that's about even. In an instance like this, better the devil you don't know, I think.
- Happy 29th birthday to still-current closer David Aardsma.
Friend: Hey buddy, happy birthday!
Aardsma: Aw thanks man, you shouldn't have!
Aardsma: :opens:
Aardsma: Why does everybody keep getting me luggage
- And a happy 36th birthday to Nate Bland. If the name 'Nate Bland' doesn't sound familiar, there's a reason for that, but Bland was indeed Mariner property between 12/20/04 and 3/29/05. He was brought into camp to compete with George Sherrill and Matt Thornton for the lefty reliever job before getting released towards the end, and as such he joins guys like Pokey Reese and Aaron Heilman (and many others) as one-time members of the organization who never appeared in a game.
* some of us**
** me
Is anyone actually still bitter at Gimenez?
Matthew - December 27, 2010
Yes
Jeff Sullivan - December 27, 2010
Is it you?
Matthew - December 27, 2010
I am the voice of the people
Jeff Sullivan - December 27, 2010
It's going to be disappointing if Jeff's comment gets more recs than Matthew's.
thehemogoblin - December 27, 2010
I am rec'ing this for reverse psychology.
Double06 - December 27, 2010
As the voice of the people,
how sad are you with Spezza going down?
Mark Winkel - December 28, 2010
Blasphemy
Vox Dei - December 28, 2010
Get a life
Dewey N - December 29, 2010 via mobile
I must have missed something. Why are we bitter at Chris Gimenez?
flashbeak - December 27, 2010
Robbed Michael Saunders' first big-league homer.
Eyeball Kid - December 27, 2010
...and gave it to Kendry Morales.
ThundaPC - December 27, 2010
PRICK
Jeff Sullivan - December 27, 2010
Don't worry, Kendry got his in the end.
thehemogoblin - December 27, 2010
There's no freude like schadenfreude!
Fuckers.
harkening - December 27, 2010
What's encircled to the left?
Double06 - December 27, 2010
Don't remember. I stole the image from LL the day that it happened.
I think it was May 29th or so. Search “Kendry Morales” and it will be on the first page of the results.
thehemogoblin - December 27, 2010
On that fateful day, Kendry Morales put a new meaning to the term "Lookout Landing."
thehemogoblin - December 27, 2010
Because Jeff told us we were.
harkening - December 27, 2010
I had forgotten Gimenez existed, actually.
MT Olson - December 27, 2010
The NRI's...
reminds me of the time Luis Polonia was Mariner property one spring.
basebliman - December 27, 2010
Carlos Baerga!
BurlesonBlue - December 27, 2010
Isn't he eligible for the HOF this year?
Thingray - December 28, 2010
Fernando Vina should be too, right?
Corco - December 28, 2010
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