I don't think I'll ever stop watching this. To hell with you, beautiful afternoon.
Minaya: Hey Jim, I wanted to ask you about Brian Schneider.
Bowden: Schneider? I barely know her!
Minaya: I've got this Milledge guy, think he could be a big-time player.
Bowden: That's what she said!
Minaya: He's still developing, he's not a finished product, but he's developing into something special.
Bowden: I've got something special developing right here.
Bowden: :gestures to crotch:
Minaya: Maybe throw in Ryan Church? Milledge for Schneider and Church? Do you think we could swing that?
Bowden: Yeah, I think we could swing that.
Minaya:
Bowden:
Minaya:
Bowden: In bed
18 recs | 293 comments
Does anyone know who that .... talented ... hostess is?
msb - February 22, 2010
Those are some big talents.
Scruffy Lefty - February 22, 2010
Wilder posted an amusing screen capture in the fanshot E.M. put up.
Kermit. - February 22, 2010
I think it's his fiance/wife
According to Deadspin, her name is Joy Browning, but I think she goes by Joy Jolise.
Bidding on another outfielder?
She’s also been photographed with Pat Sajack & Snoop Dogg…
ConorGlassey - February 22, 2010
This actually makes it less creepy which annoys me
Aaron Campeau - February 22, 2010
Yeah, same now that I think about it
Shit
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
Definitely her,
@purejoyinc
go to www.foxsports.com click on GM’s Corner (lunch w/ benefits) I’m guest starring ;)
Janic - February 22, 2010
The account is now gone.
This could have been the last tweet.
Janic - February 23, 2010
Disagree
Bearskin Rugburn - February 22, 2010
I think you're right
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
I bet he got a kick out of the fact that his auction sign started with "69"
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
Lame
Jeff Sullivan - February 22, 2010
Hell's bells.
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
All kinds of stupid Wheel of Fortune jokes, jesus
Kermit. - February 22, 2010
Fiance?
Given the other pictures, I’m feeling “escort.”
philkid3 - February 23, 2010
Here I thought she was doing it for the 300$ appearance fee. Instead she is doing it out of ... "love"?
mark sobba - February 23, 2010
And how did Bowden not mention Fister?
msb - February 22, 2010
God bless America/FOX
waldo rojas - February 22, 2010
Jim Bowden is the gift that keeps on giving.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
Jim Bowden's career arc is identical to that of Yuni's
Robert - February 22, 2010
8:40 - 9:00 HAHAHA
PositivePaul - February 22, 2010
Oh have you not gotten to last 5 seconds yet
RunningFool - February 22, 2010
YES!
PositivePaul - February 22, 2010
Wow. Just... wow.
ExiledToSoCal - February 22, 2010
I just saw the last few seconds also.
I have no words.
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
Seriously.
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
I want to rec this so many times
CKel - February 22, 2010
I watched this, but I'm not exactly sure what I saw.
Will watching it again help?
arbeck77 - February 22, 2010
Yes.
seattle_since_81 - February 22, 2010
Oh, damn
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
I always picture Bowden as John Daly
And this needed more Dave Cameron.
OceanBird - February 22, 2010
"GMs After Dark"
msb - February 22, 2010
Did he just ask what OPS was?
And why does this look like it was produced by college kids?
Scruffy Lefty - February 22, 2010
Well. Fox.
msb - February 22, 2010
Seriously what the fuck.
Scruffy Lefty - February 22, 2010
It almost looks like a parody, the production is so bad.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
And the pervy cut scenes with that lady only make it more surreal.
Teej - February 22, 2010
Plus the inclusion of Jim Bowden.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
HE HAS BEEN TWICE EMPLOYED AS A MAJOR LEAGUE GM.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
I genuinely don't understand why those scenes exist. It can't be for some weird "sex appeal" reason, because she's repellent
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
They seem excessively un needed, yea
seattlesundevil - February 22, 2010
She is attractive, just annoying.
Guys are dumb, remember. We can ignore annoying.
I’m not saying they were needed though.
appleshampoo - February 22, 2010
Fox
Teej - February 22, 2010
Right.
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
I didn't think she was that attractive
Dewey N - February 22, 2010
Random overdub!
Scruffy Lefty - February 22, 2010
Is it just me or does Dave Cameron look like a young Jack Zduriencik?
Bowden: “Do you follow any of the Fangraphs.com, Baseball Prospectus kind of stats?”
Justin Upton: "I think that stuff’s crazy to be honest with you. "
Bowden: The stat heads have you at a $20M preformance last year.
Justin Upton: Me likey!
Janic - February 22, 2010
I have always had a hard time with certain curse words.
But now I know when I call someone an “asshole” I will be thinking of Bowden in that video. WOW.
mark sobba - February 22, 2010
Dayton Moore likes to score runs.
Scruffy Lefty - February 22, 2010
Slow down dave.
Scruffy Lefty - February 22, 2010
HA!
I was thinking the same thing.
What’s up with the blonde chick? That seems unnecessary….
section331 - February 22, 2010
But her stats give him joy!
Eyeball Kid - February 22, 2010
I really doubt that for some reason.
section331 - February 22, 2010
Is this the knob gag I hope it is?
Eyeball Kid - February 22, 2010
He talked like they gave him a time limit.
baetown415 - February 22, 2010
No, that's pretty much how he always talk, if you hear him on the radio and Fangraphs Audio.
Benne - February 23, 2010
Daniels looks waaay too young to be a GM.
Coach Owens - February 22, 2010
Also way too high.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
and way too much like Zach Braff
Sam Page - February 22, 2010
Zach Braff and Ray Ramano's love child.
Andrew E - February 22, 2010
That's a good thing
Zach Braff is the best
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
I'd like him more if he weren't a one-trick pony. It was great while it lasted.
Maybe they’ll cast a movie in ten years with him, Michael Cera, Lisa Kudrow, Hugh Grant, Nicholas Cage, Matthew Perry, Justin Long, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, etc.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
Big Vin Diesel doesn't belong on the same list as those schmucks!
katal - February 22, 2010
Mo Vaughn had more range than Vin.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
Jack Nicholson.
John Morgan - February 22, 2010
Die in a fire
BigR - February 22, 2010
That would be the title.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
I'll have a screenplay mocked up by tomorrow.
It features an awkward boy, a dizzy girl, an foppish limey, a failure, a yuppie, a nice guy, a tough guy, I don’t know who Paul Walker is, and an irascible old man.
John Morgan - February 22, 2010
I'm hoping that they all wander into a large building, Grant bandies about for a bit, the building catches on fire, and they perish. Roll credits.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
Yeah, I won't say he's anything special outside of Scrubs
But he was so perfect as JD, and JD was an amazing character
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
Yeah for some reason I was thinking he was an old one
Dewey N - February 22, 2010
He broke the record for...
…youngest GM ever when hired. Oddly enough, he seems like a better public speaker now than he was when he got hired.
GhettoBear04 - February 22, 2010
Bahahahaha
“But these stats give me joy” haahahhaa
brayden04 - February 22, 2010
Is it important for players to really understand any stats?
Stats are vital for the front office, scouts, and coaches.
Stats are important for fans and the media to have some understand of what is going on.
But even counting stats seem like they should be an after thought to active players.
If you are taking a test. You worry about getting this question right. You are not thinking about how your grade for the test/class is getting better/worse with each question.
mark sobba - February 22, 2010
Yes it's important.
Like any job, you want to know what your employer is looking for. If you know what the stats mean, and what stats your club likes, you can focus on improving those stats.
brayden04 - February 22, 2010
But in a case like Betancourt. You would want to ride your batting average and scouting report to a payday.
Not advanced metrics.
Scruffy Lefty - February 22, 2010
True. If you suck. Is it really helpful to find out there are 10 different ways you suck?
How much is any of this controllable by the player?
mark sobba - February 22, 2010
To be fair, he did get Dayton Moore to trade for him
seattlebruin - February 22, 2010
He doesn't have to
use them in an arbitration hearing. At least the bad ones. There may be some advanced stats out there by which Yuni doesn’t suck. Maybe.
brayden04 - February 22, 2010
Fair enough.
I have never really known what others thought on the subject.
mark sobba - February 22, 2010
If it was me personally. I would love to have all the info available to me.
In hopes that I could improve.
Scruffy Lefty - February 22, 2010
Or at least in the hopes of winning your arbitration case.
marc w - February 22, 2010
Basically, to anyone who swings away because hits matter, not walks
It lets them know they should stop being quite so stupid.
Ben Buchanan - February 22, 2010
Absolutely.
The players of all people shouldn’t be left out in the dark. Knowing something as simple as their BABIP can help them to understand why they might be struggling at present.
Janic - February 22, 2010
It might be a guy actually.
Scruffy Lefty - February 22, 2010
This is so bad.
After seeing the finished product, I wonder if the contributors would be happy to come on his show again. All the sexual innuendo is just stupid and embarrassing.
Janic - February 22, 2010
I thought Dayton Moore would be there so they can make fun of him.
bagsflyfree - February 22, 2010
They didn't?
zeke5123 - February 22, 2010
The last minute or so was genius.
It’s like parody, but without the self-awareness.
JY - February 22, 2010
Justin Upton reminds me of Dave Chappelle
Dewey N - February 22, 2010
I thought we had gotten beyond this
Poochie - February 22, 2010 via mobile
Rumor has it some non-white people do, in fact, look or sound alike
Bearskin Rugburn - February 22, 2010
I apologize for my racialism
Dewey N - February 22, 2010
This is really a nitpick in this Dali of baseball videos
but does VORP really measure defense?
Sam Page - February 22, 2010
Does anyone actually use VORP anymore?
BrianL - February 22, 2010
No
which adds to the beauty of this thing
Sam Page - February 22, 2010
This is only giving me further reason never to give any of my money to BP.
BrianL - February 22, 2010
Dayton Moore uses runs scored.
Craig Powers - February 22, 2010
And numbers to justify their moves.
msb - February 22, 2010
That was probably my favorite line.
zeeehjee - February 22, 2010
VORP adjusts for position, but not skill.
So you get credit for being a shortstop, but it doesn’t factor in how you compare to other shortstops.
Teej - February 22, 2010
Dayton Moore on stats vs. scouts: "At the end of the day I'm going with the scouts"
As he says this, a little factoid pops up on the bottom of the screen:
[2009: 65-97 Record]
BrianL - February 22, 2010
"At the end of the day"!!!!
JY - February 22, 2010
I am surprised they did not have Bowden rap during the introduction
Dewey N - February 22, 2010
Such a bizarre video.
JonBBT - February 22, 2010
Yeah...
So, obviously, I don’t know what to say. I don’t… i just don’t know.
davidcameron - February 22, 2010
Didn't know how it was going to be put together when you agreed to it eh?
seattlesundevil - February 22, 2010
You and everyone else.
msb - February 22, 2010
Dave Cameron: speechless.
Truly, this is a thing that has happened.
JY - February 22, 2010
You were good in it
Didn’t know that you’re likeness would be used for exploitation when you agreed to do it, huh?
seattle_since_81 - February 22, 2010
I though they were Artistic Photographs!
msb - February 22, 2010
The question is Dave, do you use that line on all the girls?
SethGrandpa - February 22, 2010
I'm surprised he let "You don't have to get guys who dive for balls" get by without a cutaway to the chick
OlSalty - February 22, 2010
I bet that's what you say to all the girls.
Craig Powers - February 22, 2010
wut da fuk
Robert - February 22, 2010
Jim Bowden is awesome.
Zach Sanders - February 22, 2010
Jesus fuck.
Also, hahahaha Dayton Moore.
I Lick Squirrels - February 22, 2010
Jim Bowden must have produced this show as well...
Andrew E - February 22, 2010
It's somewhat fitting that Moore's connection is horrible.
Coach Owens - February 22, 2010
What. The. Fuck.
Well great. Now I think Jim Bowden is an idiot AND an old, lecherous pervert.
BrianL - February 22, 2010
Well great. Now I know Jim Bowden is an idiot AND an old, lecherous pervert.
msb - February 22, 2010
"These stats give me joy"
He was looking at her boobies…
Andrew E - February 22, 2010
I may steal this from you.
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010 via mobile
Unless that was in the video, in which case, ew.
Haven’t been able to watch yet.
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010 via mobile
It was.
Teej - February 22, 2010
Prepare to be creeped out.
BrianL - February 22, 2010
GOD
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
I have this belief that you, having not seen the video, might think of this as some subtle thing.
Like, being a creeper, Bowden glanced at the girls ta-tas and the camera just happened to catch it.
And then you’ll watch the video and fall over laughing when you see the reality of the situation.
philkid3 - February 22, 2010
How could you possibly laugh
At talents like those?
In all seriousness, Bowden displayed some serious acting talent. Pr0n level acting. That was Sex Trek 3: The Wrath of Bob quality right there.
ExiledToSoCal - February 22, 2010
He didn't glance.
It was more of a stare.
Andrew E - February 22, 2010
Yes.
philkid3 - February 22, 2010
I would actually put it more towards the "leer" end of the spectrum
pdb - February 22, 2010
Yeah he sort of copped a feel
with his eyes
Bearskin Rugburn - February 22, 2010
I think it was setup that way, which makes it worse.
InSpokane - February 22, 2010
The way he was looking at her "stats" made me think he wanted to Funk Blast em!
Andrew E - February 22, 2010
God DAMN son. You're on a roll. Maybe you should take a celebratory beer bong.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
I don't get it
Bearskin Rugburn - February 22, 2010
Definitely a setup. Really tacky.
redwolf75 - February 22, 2010
I never said it was less tacky. Just that it was setup.
InSpokane - February 23, 2010
I am torn between prurient curiosity and horror at the thought of GM's Corner nos. 1 & 2.
msb - February 22, 2010
Uhh.. Wow. I apparently didn't watch the last 15 seconds or so the first time I saw this..
What. The. Fuck.
seattlesundevil - February 22, 2010
The second time through, it's better when just listening to it and not watching.
Dayton Moore is funny any way you slice it, unless you’re a KC fan.
Kermit. - February 22, 2010
Agreed
Watching it was painful. Just listening was much better.
ToddK - February 22, 2010
That is the best baseball video ever made.
It’s amazing how much to talk about there is from just 12 minutes of viewing. I think the best part is where Dayton Moore blatantly lies to America by claiming he likes OBP.
philkid3 - February 22, 2010
OH SHIT MY BRAIN
chinn - February 22, 2010
I can't think of anything to add other than noting how facinatingly entertaining this was.
ThundaPC - February 22, 2010
Epic
Bearskin Rugburn - February 22, 2010
I really, really wish I had speakers on my work computer
I hate having to wait until I get home to listen to this, as I’m sure that it is amazing
tootthekazoo - February 22, 2010
It might actually be better without sound
Jeff Sullivan - February 22, 2010
My computer here can hardly handle having a thread open on this site
Is there a mobile link available? I’m on Foxsport’s website on my phone, but don’t see this GM’s corner anywhere (just ones from earlier in the month)
tootthekazoo - February 22, 2010
Though I have not watched it with sound yet
You may be right about it being good without sound
tootthekazoo - February 22, 2010
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
OlSalty - February 22, 2010
I think this would be ten times funnier if that were Bowden's wife.
Bearskin Rugburn - February 22, 2010
100 times funnier if it was his daughter!
Andrew E - February 22, 2010
This is one disturbing statement.
ToddK - February 23, 2010
To recap:
Jeff Sullivan - February 22, 2010
You are a genius
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
No Dave? :(
msb - February 22, 2010
I honestly can't remember what Dave said and I watched it twice.
mark sobba - February 22, 2010
YES YES YES
And there are supposed to be more of these!
OlSalty - February 22, 2010
FOUR MORE
http://msn.foxsports.com/video/shows/gm-corner
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010 via mobile
Oh, I guess I read that wrong.
Those are other, unrelated videos.
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010 via mobile
I cant stop watching........all of them..........
Limerickx - February 22, 2010
OH FUCK WAIT
WEEKLY
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010 via mobile
This video is giving me a headache.
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010 via mobile
Or gif, rather. I am losing IQ points with each repetition.
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010 via mobile
I'm going to start drooling on myself soon.
Brain. Damage. Setting. In.
ExiledToSoCal - February 22, 2010
When was this part?
Scruffy Lefty - February 22, 2010
Last 5 seconds.
Mariner John - February 22, 2010
Which one of these GMs is not like the others?
And Jim, please keep it in your pants.
Wilder. - February 22, 2010
This gif has frozen on my browser with Jim Bowden staring right at her stats.
BrianL - February 22, 2010
Mine too.
It’s really all you need to know.
Craig Powers - February 22, 2010
I haven't seen blatant objectifying of women in this way
in decades! Or not without it being a joke. Seriously, I’m so glad this video has come into my life. I feel bad for Dave though, because he was making serious points and all Bowden can do is say “XYZ SHFSM WYAL” or whatever.
marinerdan - February 22, 2010
And now I know what Blaxploitation mixed with baseball would look like.
Matthew - February 22, 2010
I wish I knew how to make GIF's
OlSalty - February 22, 2010
I'm glad you don't know how.
If that moved my head would explode.
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
Sorry Royal, it was too tempting
seattle_since_81 - February 22, 2010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BrianL - February 22, 2010
Definitely NSFRC
And yet… I kind of hope there are opportunities to use it in the future.
Sorry :(
JY - February 22, 2010
I want to run away as fast as I can but at the same time, I can't look away
Crystal for DH - February 22, 2010
Oh God, this is fantastic.
Ben Buchanan - February 22, 2010
<3
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
Ahahaha thank you
OlSalty - February 22, 2010
So wonderful
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
This is one of the coolest gifs I have ever seen created on LL.
Wilder. - February 22, 2010
:(
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
Oh you probably rec'd it.
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
I most certainly didn't.
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
At least your head hasn't exploded
That’s what I was most worried about.
seattle_since_81 - February 22, 2010
Slight eye twitch, but otherwise unharmed. Thank you.
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
WHEEE
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
Can we at least get a NSFW warning on this one?
seattlebruin - February 23, 2010
Violence is safe for everywhere in America!
Eyebrows - February 23, 2010 via mobile
Hahahaha! Is that from Scanners?
wazzu93 - February 23, 2010
I think the creepiest part of this is that he has a picture of Ken Rosenthal on the wall.
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
I was wondering about that myself.
JY - February 22, 2010
...
royalcurve - February 22, 2010
Get em, Brock.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
YESYESYESYES
marc w - February 22, 2010
Is he hugging himself or doing the gangsta pose?
Vatinius - February 22, 2010
Gangsta pose, after saying "Let's break it down"
OlSalty - February 22, 2010
And calling Theo Epstein, Dave Dombrowski, and Dayton Moore his "GM Posse"
OlSalty - February 22, 2010
Where in the video is this I can't find it
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
Different video
http://msn.foxsports.com/video/shows/gm-corner
It’s from the “Big market GMs” video below.
OlSalty - February 22, 2010
Wow.
Just, wow.
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
That's the B Boy stance.
abender20 - February 22, 2010
Ahahahahahaha
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
This is a really weird video
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
Really? The Roberto Kelly trade was his worst trade?
Mariner John - February 22, 2010
You're suprised that a man who can't evaluate talent properly
Can’t evaluate talent properly?
Trenchtown - February 24, 2010
Also why did they show a picture of Joe Mauer when Epstein was talking?
This is terrible and thus fantastic.
Mariner John - February 22, 2010
I was wondering that too
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
I like the part where Bowden is standing in a field with his arms crossed
But he’s still doing a voice over for some reason
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
And the camera is rocking and moving back and forth, why?
Kermit. - February 22, 2010
Is this a step up from the Dan Devone segment?
“STATHEADS!”
(and holy crap is this weird to listen to now given the change in circumstances)
JY - February 22, 2010
Who are Jeff and Jason??
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
Jeff Shaw and Jason Churchill (??? on the second one)
Mariner John - February 22, 2010
That's definitely not Churchill.
Reasonable guess though. Churchill would be talking for one thing. And he’d probably be wearing a hat, because I think I’ve only ever seen him without one once.
JY - February 22, 2010
I couldn't view the video so I was just guessing.
I should’ve just said Shaw and left it at that.
Mariner John - February 22, 2010
On the chance you're being serious....
Jeff Shaw and Jason Barker (I think?) are both former authors for USS Mariner.
Jason was one of the co-founders, I think, and Jeff came on later as USSM sort of absorbed Mariners Musings, bringing in Pete White, who then went to grad school and dropped out of the blogging gig.
JY - February 22, 2010
Ah. I've only been following the blogosphere for about 10 months.
I was being serious though.
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
I thought as much in this case.
I’m one of the pseudo-historians of it since I’ve been around pretty much since the get-go, with Baseball116 and all that nonsense. There are others that have me beat though, since they remember the usenet days.
JY - February 22, 2010
Why I remember when that 15 year old whippersnapper Dave Cameron told me I was wrong.
msb - February 22, 2010
I was thinking of you when I was typing that out.
JY - February 22, 2010
I was wrong, as a matter of fact.
msb - February 23, 2010
Thank God we're finally free of New York Vinnie.
BrianL - February 22, 2010
You guys have no idea how excited I am to watch this video when I get home
seattlebruin - February 22, 2010
Jim Bowden knows.
Wilder. - February 22, 2010
I suddenly feel qualified to be a major leage GM
If the Royals can be considered a major leave team.
zeeehjee - February 22, 2010
Ya I spelled League wrong twice
Thats right.
zeeehjee - February 22, 2010
Don't worry your still qualified to be a GM for the Royals!
Andrew E - February 22, 2010
You're
Sorry but I can’t stand this
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
"You + Are = You're" used to be my motto for the longest time.
katal - February 22, 2010
Sorry, I go back to school this spring.
Maybe it will help?
Andrew E - February 22, 2010
I guees I would be qualified as well...
Andrew E - February 22, 2010
And that's why you're pimp shit.
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
Your welcome
Robert - February 22, 2010
No, no, no
That’s wrong!
katal - February 22, 2010
Hah
Jon Daniels going from the Rangers to the Mets.
vivaelpujols - February 22, 2010
The idea had been floated this offseason...
…makes sense, the millisecond JD stops getting flak from the local media for trading Teixeira away without getting enough big league players back (etc, etc), there’s speculation that he’ll leave for the Mets.
GhettoBear04 - February 22, 2010
did anyone else hear
“Matt Camp” instead of Kemp? I only realized who he meant when Upton mentioned LA. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bowden can’t pronounce half the names in MLB.
Sam Page - February 22, 2010
At the next Q&A with the front office that needs to be played for everyones enjoyment.
And I am sure Jack Z will have something nice to say about Bowden afterwards.
mark sobba - February 22, 2010
I can imagine what Bavasi would say.
katal - February 22, 2010
"We don't base our decisions off of stats or scouts."
zeeehjee - February 22, 2010
"I prefer the Ouija board"
BrianL - February 22, 2010
"Jim and I once TP'd Dave Samson's house"
Goose - February 22, 2010
I could only watch a minute and a half.
I am weak.
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
Nonononono, you have to watch the last 5 seconds. That's where the miracle happens.
Kermit. - February 22, 2010
a;KJWBRW213 L,.LKJDB;
gaaah DAAAAHHHHH
FUUUUCK
That has to be the most terrible thing ever. EVER.
WHYYYYYYYYY
WHY DOES SHE RANDOMLY SAY SHIT? CHICKS DIG SABERMETRICS? WHAHAHHA:LNK
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
Dave Cameron apparently uses UZR to pick up chicks.
Goose - February 22, 2010
His poor wife.
katal - February 22, 2010
God this is like our 2girls1cup
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
Truth.
katal - February 22, 2010
People need to start posting reaction videos on YouTube.
philkid3 - February 23, 2010
Only with baseball.
mark sobba - February 23, 2010
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUSLY TERRIBLE
WHO?! HOW? WHY WERE DOLLARS SPENT ON THE PRODUCTION OF THIS?!
WHY ARE THERE TICKERTAPE WOOSHY SOUND EFFECTS FOR THE RIBBON GRAPHIC!?>
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
For some reason this got me to acutally laugh out loud.
SethGrandpa - February 23, 2010
GOD
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
I am going to go drink now.
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
Good man.
JY - February 22, 2010
This was amazing
The random drop in comments by that lady had me rolling
tootthekazoo - February 22, 2010
That was no lady ...
msb - February 23, 2010
This was awesome.
I’m not sure what else to say.
Edgar for Pres - February 22, 2010
It's funny, because now I feel that Jim Bowden never took anything he did as a GM seriously.
JLC - February 22, 2010
So, this is the greatest thing ever.
IceStormV1 - February 22, 2010
Did Moore do his segment on dial-up?
sammy - February 22, 2010
He doesn't believe in advanced technology
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
These videos may be the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
Goose - February 22, 2010
Why the fuck does he ask Theo Epstein if "Carmine" is hot
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
because hurr hurr hurr
JY - February 22, 2010
Just the weirdest fuckin video man
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
The best part is when he's informed that Carmine is a male name.
I really wanted him to say “no homo” at that moment.
JY - February 22, 2010
He might as well have
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
I fully expect Bowden to be talking with Ed Wade and Andy McPhail from the Girls Gone Wild bus in a couple of months.
Goose - February 22, 2010
SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOOO
JY - February 22, 2010
Exactly.
Goose - February 22, 2010
Though I suppose a more appropriate pair of guest starts would be Steve Phillips and Harold Reynolds.
Goose - February 22, 2010
Or stars. Fuck.
Goose - February 22, 2010
It makes me seriously wonder just how Fox Sports came to decide that Bowden was qualified to host a video series on sabermetrics.
Was it the one playoff appearance a team of his made, in the more than fifteen seasons that he was a GM? Was it his interpersonal relation skills that got him fired from the Reds? The FBI investigation? Did he tell a hilarious “that’s what she said” joke to Ken Rosenthal? I want to know.
katal - February 22, 2010
It's almost as if they're paying lip service to it so as to appear to be taking it seriously
while really not.
pdb - February 22, 2010
"Is she hot?"
Griffin Cooper - February 22, 2010
Reminds me of
Eyebrows - February 22, 2010
Must rec this every time I see it.
Who is the wrestler again?
appleshampoo - February 23, 2010
Edge!
marinerdan - February 23, 2010
Dear God
Bill Bavasi might have been Bill Bavasi but at least he wasn’t Jim Bowden
aws - February 22, 2010
Amen.
mark sobba - February 23, 2010
I only wish I could watch that for the first time again
stupidquestions - February 23, 2010
How did anybody with any background in professional editing approve this?
JAH - February 23, 2010
Bowden was writer, editor, producer and director.
Oh and head of casting, that’s how.
Andrew E - February 23, 2010
My favourite thing to come out of the fallout from this:
This introduction of the word ‘Cougar’ to myself.
EnglishMariner - February 23, 2010
Stats and cleavage!
That oughta hold those little SOBs.
Eyebrows - February 23, 2010 via mobile
God, what a bizarre video.
I just watched it for the third time and still have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Benne - February 24, 2010
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