I can't do it man. I'm tellin you, I can't do this much longer. It's killing me.
Here's the MLB.com box score. If you clicked that link and looked for more than two minutes, I hate you.
- Cliff Lee made his Cactus League debut today and threw a ton of strikes - 36 out of 46 pitches. Said he felt good, and while Wak says he was "a bit up in the zone", it was his first game. The PITCHfx information that was available throughout disappeared immediately following the conclusion, which also happened yesterday, and that's weird. Still, I don't recall seeing anything out of the ordinary, so as far as anyone's concerned, all systems are go. Cliff Lee is fine, which should make the rest of the ST coverage about him a real treat. Did you know that Cliff Lee has pitched in the World Series? Did you know that the Mariners have never been? I know, crazy right
- Mike Sweeney is hitting .769, which is literally about three times as high as I'd expect over a full season. With ST statistics I'm all about downplay downplay downplay, but Sweeney drilled a pair of doubles off Neftali Feliz, and Neftali Feliz is kind of spectacular, so, what? This is some kind of hot streak. It's like Sweeney's thinking "I'm gonna try my damndest to make that blogger eat his words." That's not a very Christian thing to do, Mike. And you're not supposed to use that word. What's the matter with you?
- Pitching in relief of Cliff Lee today: Sean White, Anthony Varvaro, Luke French, Ricky Orta, and Garrett Olson. I just...I just can't. No. There's nothing to say. They pitched, and they're not very good, but they pitched good, except for Orta, who didn't. God. Are there seriously another three weeks of this? Idea: we hand out the sure-thing roster spots and decide the #5 starter and bullpen competitions with tiebreakers from Scene It. Uh oh, looks like Mike Koplove has the ugliest passport photo!
- Jack Wilson returned and nothing tore within or fell off of his body.
- Participating in today's game for the Rangers: Mitch Moreland, Davis Stoneburner, Taylor Teagarden, Emerson Frostad, and - this one's almost too perfect - Craig Gentry. It's like they all got together to adopt theme-based fake identities and the last guy couldn't think of anything.
Guy B: Hey we should go to the bar and tell all the ladies we're Flemish. Let's hear those names!
Guy A: Frits Geert Van Ambroos!
Guy B: Herman Voor De Peeters!
Guy C: Jan Der Waffle
- More Lincecum tomorrow. Don't miss this week's LL Podcast, posted below.
Thank god it's only...3½ more weeks of pretend games
Shit
lemonverbena - March 10, 2010
I looked for more than 2 minutes and I am sorry.
The Typical Idiot Fan - March 10, 2010
Craig Gentry does not appreciate your mockery and demands you back to tilling the fields.
Matthew - March 10, 2010
And on printed type no less!
OlSalty - March 10, 2010
I don't care a whittle about ST games, but I might embroider this post on a pillow.
royalcurve - March 10, 2010
Mike Sweeney is going to make this team. I can feel it in my bones.
I will say that if they are considering keeping him, they need to give him a glove right now and run him out at 1B the next three weeks to see if his old body can handle the position. There is no way you can carry two bench bats that can’t field a positon. Run him out there and if he breaks down then the decision is made for them.
Rudy4three - March 10, 2010
It doesn't matter what Sweeney is hitting at the end of spring training
I just don’t think the organization is going to make that kind of decision based off of a month of performance when the last 4 years say he’s an only slightly above replacement level DH, and you’ve already sunk millions into Kotchman/Garko.
OlSalty - March 10, 2010
Salaries shouldn't be in the discussion of playing time.
If you think Sweeney is going to outperform Garko you go with Sweeney.
Terminator X - March 10, 2010
But again, this is Spring Training and the last 4 years suggest otherwise
That’s a big risk to take based on an awfully small of time (while playing fake baseball, no less) to be making a decision like that, and the money and talent that stands to be lost from the organization if you make that move is a part of that risk.
OlSalty - March 10, 2010
Though the money spent on Garko isn't that much, anyways, so it's a minor point
Since Kotchman probably stays even if Sweeney were to make the team.
OlSalty - March 10, 2010
No, it's not a point at all.
The money is gone either way. Salaries are irrelevant when discussing playing time/who makes the team. You go with the best players you have. Period.
Terminator X - March 11, 2010
I don't disagree with you, but it's part of the consideration when you're going forward with an unknown quantity
The thing is, you don’t actually know if Sweeney is better in this situation, you’re making a move based on a month of fake baseball. And if you’re wrong, you’ve lost Garko and the money you paid for him for a worse player, is my point.
This is a stupid thing to be arguing over anyway, it’s been what, 4 or 5 games of Sweeney being good?
OlSalty - March 11, 2010
I'm not saying that he should or shouldn't make the team, or that the decision should be made based on his ST stats.
But where there’s smoke there’s usually fire. If the guys who are smarter than us decide that Sweeney has actually improved his skillset and underlying ability level and they think he’ll be better than Garko then you go with Sweeney.
Terminator X - March 11, 2010
And I'm saying they're extremely unlikely to think Sweeney is actually better based off of a month of evidence
So…?
OlSalty - March 11, 2010
Never argued against or for that.
My issue was solely with your salary comment. I thought I was fairly clear on that.
Terminator X - March 11, 2010
He did have a strong second half in 2009, and even though our managment group
is very intelligent, Sweeney like Junior, seems to have the intangible angle working for him. I know Jack and Wak want performence not intangibles, but Sweeney has kinda proven to be a favorite of Wak’s. If he continues to smash the baseball and Garko doesn’t distinguish himself this spring, I wouldn’t say it’s that crazy to think that Sweeney could be on this club based on his second half of 2009, his “intangibles”, and a terrific spring.
Rudy4three - March 10, 2010
His "intangibles" and his terrific spring
May get him a nice trade.
The FO likes him enough to work overtime to find him a position… on another team.
wandergeist - March 11, 2010
And he's thinking about it too
According to Shannon Drayer
wandergeist - March 11, 2010
woo! back to .500
we’re only 3 games back of the Cactus League lead. Still in the hunt.
Snuffleupagus - March 10, 2010
Well even if you don't have the team's shittiness to bring out the best in your writing
You have the terribleness that is spring training. Also according to Firefox spell-check, terribleness is a word. Cool.
Mariner John - March 10, 2010
I'd like one of these, please.
“Griffey, using vague sources, came up with a photograph of Rob Johnson being flattened at the plate in a minor-league collision, and immediately seized upon that as something he had to put on T-shirts. "Catchers got to be wearing this," Junior said. "
msb - March 10, 2010
Cliff Lee IS happy to be a Mariner
kentroyals5 - March 10, 2010
Pitch ... Veins?
EnglishMariner - March 11, 2010
I love Clifton's Happy Pitch Face
lemonverbena - March 11, 2010
He's not pitching
He’s hanging from a tree branch getting a blowjob.
The media leaves out so much….
wandergeist - March 11, 2010
For what it's worth, Feliz hasn't had a great spring so far
Reports where stating he wasn’t “throwing well” before the games even started, and he has apparently been all over the place with his secondaries.
So you can probably still downplay downplay downplay if you really want to.
LSJ - March 10, 2010
Well he struck out the side.
Fett42 - March 10, 2010
Sounds like a career-ending injury.
Real sad story there. He had so much talent.
;)
Wilder. - March 10, 2010
His fastball looked great on pfx, but some of his secondaries were up in the zone.
This is out only hope going forward!
EnglishMariner - March 11, 2010
"That's not a very Christian thing to do, Mike."
msb - March 10, 2010
I've seen Christians frolic and skip before
Graham MacAree - March 10, 2010
that was because of the lions though
pdb - March 10, 2010
While the devout early christian in me is deeply offended
every other part is laughing.
Bearskin Rugburn - March 11, 2010
Need about 3 frames later
appleshampoo - March 10, 2010
It looks like this
wandergeist - March 11, 2010
Why can't Mike Sweeney say blogger?
We’re not the Royals. There shouldn’t be a moratorium on players acknowledging the blogosophere.
katal - March 10, 2010
He has a lisp where he can't pronounce his G's.
Wilder. - March 10, 2010
Further proof that
No one can resist the tickle
That didn’t take long.
OlSalty - March 10, 2010
That's a lovely picture they've found of Cliff. Very flattering.
Rudy4three - March 10, 2010
Imagine Vicente Padilla in that lighting
Bearskin Rugburn - March 11, 2010
AHHHH
Pass the brain bleach!
appleshampoo - March 11, 2010
This makes me want to cut myelf
Bearskin Rugburn - March 11, 2010
None of those names can compete with Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
Aaron Campeau - March 10, 2010
Which for those of you who don't know is his complete name
not his first name, his last name, and where he’s from.
pdb - March 10, 2010
Hull need to sign a noble steed on which he can ride into battle
Aaron Campeau - March 10, 2010
So awesome.
If I recall correctly, the “of” translates roughly to “or.” It’s like a hyphen.
Which kinda kills the fun of it, but I had to know.
Teej - March 10, 2010
That would seem to cast doubt on his family history, which is unkind.
This is Tom’s son. Or Bob’s. One of the two. I’m pretty sure.
marc w - March 10, 2010
Jan Vennegoor or Milkman
Teej - March 10, 2010
I'm assuming that milk is still delivered by hand in the Netherlands.
Teej - March 10, 2010
It's still delivered by hand in Washington.
Smith Bros. Farm makes me happy; King County’s stupid law that banished their entire dairy production facilities to the Cle Elum area does not.
harkening - March 11, 2010
By hand? I thought they were called udders?
Or breasts….
wandergeist - March 11, 2010
I think it's even better!
Aaron Campeau - March 11, 2010
I'm sure Sweeney would like to end his career as a Royal
and I’m sure Dayton Moore would enjoy getting another player to block Kila Ka’aihue.
Sweeney for Moustakas straight up. Do it GMZ.
Corco - March 10, 2010
Moustakas we go there?
OlSalty - March 10, 2010
I love Moustakas.
I think it is because of the eggplant.
msb - March 10, 2010
Garrett Olson got a save
I think I’m going to need another bottle of wine to be able to properly process that.
section331 - March 10, 2010
Is it odd that when I read this article I heard Jeff's voice like a narrator?
Granted it was after listening to the podcast but it still kind of threw me off.
Scrupio - March 10, 2010
Garrett Olson sucks so much he doesn't even have a link to his profile.
Mariner John - March 10, 2010
There's a second Garrett Olson
Poor guy
Jeff Sullivan - March 10, 2010
Do performances in March have more or less predictive value on how a player will do in April
compared to a performance in for example in May used to predict performance in June? Anybody know if this has been looked at in this way?
Edgar for Pres - March 10, 2010
Less I would say
Since you aren’t playing real teams.
Mariner John - March 10, 2010
I really wish Craig Gentry were a pilot
Aaron Campeau - March 10, 2010
Okay... I'll set up the punchline for you...
Why?
The Typical Idiot Fan - March 10, 2010
I refuse to moisten the dryness of my wit
Aaron Campeau - March 11, 2010
Craig Gentry sighting.
I was in the same class as him a couple times. Cool.
craig3410 - March 11, 2010
It was one of those college classes with ten trillion people in an auditorium,
so I don’t know him personally, but hey, I was in a class with someone mentioned on LL.
craig3410 - March 11, 2010
I mention all sorts of nobodies
Like my friend Kyle. I was in class with him
Jeff Sullivan - March 11, 2010
Oh yeah Kyle.
Fuck him, right?
Matt Erickson - March 11, 2010 via mobile
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