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Friday Morning Quick Hits (to the ribs)

I can't believe I'm sourcing all of this from a Larry LaRue column, but here goes...

Cliff Lee still felt the strain while playing catch yesterday and the club has shut him down for a week. Wakamatsu mentioned the previous time frame in healing (six weeks) and that he "hoped" new treatments would get Lee back on the field sooner. My concern at this point isn't really in the injury, but in the timing. With it coming midway through Spring Training, Lee doesn't only have to heal, he has to stretch out still.

Like we saw with Ryan Rowland-Smith last season, injuries to starting pitchers at this juncture can cause them to take longer to get back up to game speed than at any other time of the year. I'm not predicting doom or anything, but if you haven't already prepared yourself for April without Cliff Lee, then I would start. On the plus side, maybe we add Cliff Lee and Erik Bedard to the rotation at the same time in early May! That would be fun, right?

Jack Hannahan is flying to Philadelphia to get checked out for a possible sports hernia on his groin injury. While that may come back negative, it does indicate that he is not progressing too well back to recovery.

Apparently, Don Wakamatsu confirmed that Casey Kotchman is the team's everyday first baseman and not a platoon player. On one hand, Wakamatsu also just said that about Milton Bradley in left field and that's clearly a fantasy. On the other hand, welcome back Mike Sweeney!

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Happy Friday!
I can't believe it either.
Ryan Garko is unattractive anyway
Really?

I don’t think he’s that bad…

I’d rank him above Sweeney.

I have to say I have a soft spot for the Garko.

by the way, if you just google ‘Garko’? you get some completely other glamour type boy.

Incredible second half run once everyone's healthy!

Who’s with me?

I'm with you, man
Mmmmmmm ...

That Kool Aid tastes good!

It was actually Flavor Aid, but whatever.
A furious surge

From deep in the basement of the division at the AS break, passing the A’s to reach a solidly uncontested 3rd place by September!

What I can't figure out is why I'm surprised
I've always wondered how a sports hernia is different from a regular hernia.
You get this kind from sports
You asked!
When areas of the abdominal wall become weakened, the abdominal organs can press into these weak areas, and even form pouches through the weakened abdominal wall. In patients with a sports hernia, these outpouchings do not form, but the symptoms exist.
Medicine ruins words like pouch, sac, and fluid
You think that's bad?
The most notable clinical sign is dilation of the superficial inguinal ring on the affected side, which can be palpated by the examining doctor when the scrotum is inverted with the little finger.
So someone's gonna touch Hanny's balls
Hannahands-on medicine!
I recognize about 30% of the words there

and it was still MORE than enough to give me shivers all over.

You only need to recognize three

“scrotum is inverted”

Doesn't it seem oddly specific to mention "the little finger"

Why? Are the other fingers too large? What if the physician has small hands? Is it because any other finger would be weird? Isn’t using the pinky like you’re raising a teacup more than a little weird in itself? Is it because the doctor is expected to do this with one hand and the other fingers are needed to do the “palpating” ? Why? What’s he doing with the other hand? Are they afraid the doc is going to do some medical version of monkey steals the peach?

And I disagree! I think it makes them more impactful when you use those words in non-medical contexts.

Just like ‘moist’

Moist and palpated inverted scrotum in the same thread, this is the worst post of all time*.

At least since I’ve been reading.

I really want to post the picture out of my lecture notes on hernia that involves herniation of a reasonable amount of abdominal content.

Looks like a watermelon testicle.

Baker has a little more on the Sweeney situation here

(link)

So, I asked, was [Wak] comfortable having Mike Sweeney play first base once, maybe twice a week if need be?

“If he was on the team, yeah.’’

I can’t believe everyone got scooped by LaRue.

I guess if he gets injured playing the field it'll be easier to cut him
In that case he goes on the DL

So they don’t have to cut him. They can keep him around as a babysitter mascot clubhouse presence.

I don't know if I'd label it a scoop.

But he does seem motivated when it comes to Baker

Seemed like he had the Sweeney story before anyone else

although with LaRue, it’s impossible to differentiate between a scoop and hopeful speculation.

It probably helps to be Sweeney's lapdog
SWEENEY IS A LAPDOG
Making this all the more degrading
Ryan Garko, Brad Nelson, Tommy Everidge, and Mike Carp are all going to play every day in Tacoma
So, that won't be an earthqauke we are feeling, just men running the bases?
Nothing quite like seeing Brad Nelson playing right field.
Right. Nelson in RF and LaHair in LF... good times.
If only LaHair was still around.
I HATE MIKE SWEENEY'S SWING
He looks like he's swinging a 60 oz bat.
Is "I bet you did?!" really a question?

Of course they did! There’s no need for it to be a question?

Great, now it happened to me.

Curse you, Jeff Sullivan.

Matthew wrote this.
I didn't write this post
Didn't even notice.

That’s my bad.

I feel like Geoff Baker
Please elaborate
People think Baker writes everything on his blog, even when Larry or Condotta stand in
True, and it annoys those guys immensely

How hard is it to look at the byline on there?

That's one thing about me and LaRue

people never confuse our blog posts

.

The hell they never do!

And besides...

When did the TNT let you out of your cage long enough to let you post non-anonymously on other people’s blogs? :-)

It's not even just the byline

Even the writing styles of said bloggers are distinguishable.

Maybe it’s Baker’s picture at the top of the blog that’s confusing people.

They literally slap his face on every post

That is what confuses me if I’m not looking closely

His face is everywhere
It's almost as if he's trying to create a brand
Geoff Baker's face

Burned into hides with hot metal instruments.

The stuff of nightmares.

The picture is a big part of it.
I will never understand people

Big blogs aren’t one-man performances, Internet.

I've always figured that you just have thousands of screennames and all the comments are actually by you
This whole site is a piece of one-man performance art?
If this were true it would be the most funny thing I could think of.

And oddly sad.

To be fair, the byline doesn't show up in Google Reader

So, unless somebody clicks through for the whole article (and yes, I know it has to be done to read the whole thing) then it can go missed

So you're saying that you're LL's third best writer?
Well then

Curse you, Jeff Sullivan.

Curse you, Matthew Carruth!

It is getting harder to tell
Reading is getting harder?
It was a backhanded compliment

Didn’t actually miss the byline.

Goddamit I hate you Mike Sweeney
They better go out and sign Gaudin to make up for this
But oh wait he's sucked in 9 innings of Spring Training so I guess he sucks
THIS TEAM SHOULD KNOW BETTER JESUS FUCK
I don't think Mike Sweeney would support that sort of remark
Re: Sweeney

At least this ensures the clubhouse to be depression-proof. He better produce like mad though.

It's official

We’re trying to build a bench worse than the one we had in 2008

Question?

So if Bradley plays LF nearly everyday. Is it going to be the old men Griffey and Sweeney DH platoon again? Is this really happening?

Appears to be the likelihood

Griffey/Sweeney platoon, Kotchman & Bradley everyday, Byrnes as the backup. We’ll see what happens when Lee comes back and we presumably go to an 11-man pitching staff, but that could be a long way off.

I still don't believe it.
How is Wak comfortable with Sweeney playing first if he hasn't done so at all in ST?

One Emeritus roster spot is more than enough already.

With that setup,

I would put money on one of Bradley/Griffdawg/Sweeney getting injured before Lee comes back, necessitating some kind of move to bring back Garko or Langerman (assuming we sneak him through waivers again). Wait, is Langerman on the 40-man? This shit gets so confusing.

Who the hell is "Langerman"?

Or is that Griffey’s new comic book persona:
Languor-man!

Langerhans

Random nickname Fin gave him that for some reason I picked up.

Langerhands

Lanyardhams
Lang-der-hanz

Neihaus said "Langerman" a couple times and it stuck.
Speaking of the Griffey/Sweeney platoon

What’s the deal with Sweeney’s reverse platoon split? With over 5600 PAs, 37 OPS points seems substantial. Why is the org convinced that at this point in his career Griffey can still perform better than Sweeney against RHs?

I'm not sure they are

I suspect if Griffey had no more history in Seattle than Sweeney, and wasn’t being counted on to keep Bradley under control and Ichiro happy, we’d be hearing about how Griffey was getting cut and the “veteran position race” had been won by Sweeney.

So Chad Gaudin was released by the Yankees

With Cliff Lee on the shelf indefinitely and Ian Snell a bit of a wild card, I kinda think it’d be great to bring him into the rotation. He’s better than Fister, probably better than Vargas, and possibly better than Snell. And no commitment.

OK Lee's not on the shelf indefinitely
Don't know what got into me there
Because it's almost opening day

Which makes us like children. And you try telling a child he has to wait over a month for something he really wants NOW.

Plus we're M's fans

And tend to lunge from tentative joy into worst-case despair at the first hint of a setback.

There is a lot of history to support this reaction.
The mule may flinch excessively

But he still has reason to flinch

That's it, I'm getting a donut
I think you mean a drink.
Has anyone made donut-flavored ale?
I have had a few Belgian style ales that taste a little like donuts.
Screw donut...

I want bacon ale!

Actually, Rauchbier isn’t that far away…

Mike Sweeney's spring training babip is north of .500
Uh, yay?
With a career babip of .301 and a more likely babip due to age of .290
So what you're saying is a .577 batting average is likely unsustainable
Let me ask Fogel
I just want to know where they see improvement versus just dumb luck because I assume they're also aware of this
Actually I don't even know what I was trying to say here, I'm just pissed

I guess I was thinking the justification for this in other people’s minds is “Well obviously he’s not going to hit .577, but he couldn’t possibly be THAT lucky, some of it must be him riding that hot streak from last year.”

Which I was just saying, yes, in 26 at bats he certainly could be just that lucky. Ground breaking stuff I know.

It all seemed so perfect and exciting before spring training happened.

How foolish of me to get my hopes up.

As Jack said

You don’t get any kind of prize for winning the offseason.

So it's not about the beginning of the day?
The end of the day is the beginning of the next day.

And if there’s a new day, there must be a new way… so I think it’s kindof a wash here.

But we don't want Wash here.
At least if it goes poorly enough for you,

You can always give it all up and go be with Elizabeth

It's the big one!
We seem to be considerably less than Fucking Baller
Shannon on 710 right now
"The bright spot is that the injury is not a tear..."

sigh.

Weee she says to forget about Washburn because she wants someone who can pitch now.

Shannon is good at her job.

GAUDIN!!!
Meanwhile Geoff still thinks that Washburn will be ready on or near opening day.
She is good

She’s smart, well informed, has rational opinions and isn’t afraid to air them.

I want to have her babies.

What I don't get about Washburn

It’s obvious he would have to build himself back up again, meaning he’s not ready to go for a few weeks either. But for someone in his position trying to latch on to replace someone injured, isn’t it in his best interest to try to get as much work done on his own as possible? I know he can’t pitch to live batters or anything, but it seems like with all his millions he could afford a trainer and some facilities to at least get out there and throw max-effort pitches in a simulated game or something to at least get his arm conditioned. Then if he gets a deal, it’s a much shorter delay to get back into the game.

I would love to go get him (irrational like for the guy), but if he really won’t be able to pitch until mid-April if we signed him right now…meh.

Winners don't need to train. They roll out of bed ready to pitch 6 innings and give up 4 runs.
But if he guts it out and throws 110 pitches in the effort then he officially qualifies as "a gamer".

As in “yeah, but he’s a gamer”.

"Look,

there’s actually a little gas gauge here that shows E after 95 pitches"

According to the piece by Hickey a week or so back

"He is throwing on a regular routine in hopes that he gets a job, and it’s possible that he could be ready to join a rotation in three weeks, maybe four, after finding a home.

“It’s all about the right situation for Jarrod,” Boras said. “He’s on the same kind of throwing schedule that other clients have been on when it’s taken them a three-to-four week schedule to get ready.”

Ugh.

This season will definitely require a flask.

The caption for Sweendog is awesome

I think it’s time for a new Ichiro!/Griffdawg/Sweendawg cellphone .gif, don’t you think?

Baker now on 710
Heh.

@ kirbyarnold U.S. Navy parachute team impressively drops into Peoria Stadium before the M’s game. No, they didn’t bring Jarrod Washburn with them.

Bradley at DH

Via Baker’s latest blog:
“Sweeney…will be a right handed DH on some days and a pinch-hitter on days when Milton Bradley assumes some of that role.”

So assuming your bench is Moore/Sweeney/Byrnes/Tui, it seems like you’ve essentially removed the possibility for Bradley to play DH and have any backup options in the outfield. You put Byrnes in LF, and of course Guti and Ichi. If any of them go down, now you’ve got no backup outfielder, unless you send Junior out there to flail around or lose your DH.

Unless I’m missing something. Fucking hell.

As Tui played OF yesterday, I think that'd be the plan.

I’m uh…. that’s… goooooo health!

Riiiiiiight.

I forgot about that. Like I honestly forgot. But it doesn’t really make me feel any better about it.

Come on Kansas City

You know you want a reunion tour.

That's what I've been hoping for

C’mon Dayton, you know you want him back now that the M’s have given him the stamp of approval you value so highly.

That's the last bit of hope that I'm cling on to.

Hopefully all of this is just PR fluff designed to land Sweeney a job somewhere that’s not Seattle.

That wacky play with Wilson stealing home makes the day better.
Any day that includes a steal of home --

Delayed, pure, or wacky — is a better day.

Ichiro stole home and also got a forced a runner out at 2nd on a base hit to right field.

This is a strange game so far.

Unless I missed something (listening with half an ear)

Ichiro got caught off the bag at first and went into a rundown between first and second with Wilson on 3rd. Wilson (not Ichiro) stole home while that was going on and came in head-first under the tag at the plate. Since Ichiro ended up safe at second he’d get creditted with part of a double steal, I think, but not of home.

Yep.

Also Ichiro advanced to 3rd on a balk directly afterward, which could confuse things.

Yah, 2 balks in the game.
Dave & Ken Phelps in a discussion of boning bats.

it really needed some Beavis & Butthead snickering.

As much as this all hurts

At least we aren’t the Cubs.
http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=5030935

I'm still very excited.
Ken Phelps! Ken Phelps! I got to have Ken Phelps' bat!
Suck it indeed.
Terrible news about Cliff Lee, however for me at least, good news on Sweeney.

That meathead Chris Snyder can go to hell.

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