I hate when people say "oh that was _ in a nutshell." I hate it. Generally speaking, anyway. They do it too often, making it feel forced and cheap, and it usually doesn't work, because whatever they're trying to summarize tends to be complicated - too complicated to be all wrapped up in a neat little package. Life has details. Life has subtleties, it has nuance. Life is hard to compress.
With that said, though, there are occasions - rare as they are - that just lend themselves to that sort of interpretation. There's a reason why this became an expression in the first place. A guy in Houston getting beat up in an alley? That's not Astros fanhood in a nutshell. But the Mariners' loss to Texas on September 29th? If you'd been away on business or something, and you missed the first 157 games, and you only caught this one, you would've gotten it. Out of those two hours and thirty-seven minutes, you would've understood what our entire season felt like.
Felix was good. Yeah, that was the norm. Felix tossed seven innings of one-run ball. But so did Tommy Hunter, in what was just the latest example of the lineup failing to support its ace. Not that this was a problem unique to Felix; it was happening to everyone. Felix just caught the brunt of it again on this particular afternoon. There were chances, to be sure, but between Junior's double play and Bradley's two strikeouts, they weren't seized, which is why the score remained 1-1 as long as it did. And then for the bullpen to come in and struggle, and for the winning run to come around on Hamilton's roller through the hole...people defend baseball's impossibly long season by claiming that every game unfolds in a different way, but watching the M's lose to Texas that Wednesday, I sure felt like I'd seen that game a million times before.
That was our season. No, those nine innings didn't capture every storyline that played out all summer long, but they captured all the accompanying emotions, which is good enough. The disappointment of letting Felix down. The aggravation of struggling to score runs. The frustration of having to deal with injuries. The exasperation of leaning on an inconsistent bullpen. The sighing resignation of getting beat by Texas. I don't even know why we had to play those last four games against Oakland. I guess there was Junior's home sendoff, but then, we thought we'd had one of these before, so who knows?
Looking back, you could say we should've had a clue how this season was going to go from the beginning. Or from even before the beginning, as it were. Every team has its injury problems, but to lose Cliff Lee for a month and a half due to a freak spring injury really got us off on the wrong foot. It wasn't the first time the M's had to deal with an injury to their big offseason pitching acquisition, and you'll remember that the first time didn't work out so well. Then, of course, there were the problems with Hannahan, and the whispers about Jack Wilson towards the end of March. Perhaps we should've known then and there that this wasn't going to be our year.
But if March was our warning, April was our flash flood. Three years in a row, now, we've gone into the season with what we thought was a reliable closer, and three years in a row that closer has blown the second game. I can still see Kurt Suzuki getting around on Aardsma's heater when I close my eyes. I don't remember every game that the Mariners lose, but I do remember most of the devastating ones, and there's a big psychological difference between blowing a save in May and blowing a save in the first week. Even though the leverage is a little higher in May - by that point, the races are beginning to sort themselves out - all you want early on is to start well. For all the optimism from March to carry over into the season. Every fan of every team in baseball just wants to feel good about his players for at least a little while, and pity the poor fans who're dealt an immediate reality check. Pity us.
It started there, but that's not where it ended. Aardsma's blown save only set the tone, and by the end of the month the M's were sitting at 9-14 and Aardsma was staring at an 0-3 record. Which isn't to suggest that he was most at fault for the early struggles, but his problems were certainly the most visible. Look around the team, though, and you'll see he wasn't the only one. 6.75 ERA for Vargas. 7.15 for RRS. .250 BA for Ichiro. Five errors for Lopez. And so on. April was miserable all around, and the only consolation was that no other team had yet pulled away.
May did begin with a little hope. We started hearing good things about Lee's rehab, and then a week later Erik Bedard's timetable got set. With Lee due to come back on May 19th and Bedard due to return on May 31st, every Mariners fan in the world was thinking the same thing: "just hold on a little longer." All anyone wanted was to simply tread water, to tread water until the help came along. And the M's, for their part, complied, by playing .500 ball until Lee showed up, and then picking it up a bit in anticipation of Bedard. When Bedard made his 2010 debut and shut down the Twins for five innings, the consensus at the time was that, okay, now the M's are going to play some baseball.
That boost, though - that much-anticipated injection of life and zest and vitality that we were supposed to receive from our three-ace rotation - never arrived. From the beginning, people saw Lee and Bedard as the saviors. As "the best trade deadline acquisitions in the league," and a few months early to boot. It was like people thought that a mediocre team + Lee and Bedard would turn into a spectacular team, a team that would ride the high of complete rotation integrity and play like the M's from nine years ago.
It was a fun daydream, but it was a daydream, and the reality is that the M's never could kick it up to the next gear, even after debuting what was supposed to be the best pitching staff the team had ever seen. There were some promising signs of life, like the three-game sweep of the Angels in early June and then, later, the four-game sweep of the Angels after the break, but they were tricks. False starts. For every step forward the M's seemed to take, there was a speed bump to follow. Bedard's one-inning start in San Diego. Bradley's first trip to the DL. Wilson's first trip to the DL. The Brandon Morrow complete game shutout. The sweep in Milwaukee. The sweep in Detroit. The M's would one day play like champions and the next day play like Houston, and they just couldn't break themselves out of the cycle. This was a team that clearly had talent, but - and I hate the way this word is abused by sports fans and announcers so, so much - they couldn't find any consistency. While every team has its good days and its bad days, the M's just couldn't seem to shift their balance a little further towards the former.
Even at the break, the situation didn't seem so bad, with the M's sitting only five back of first-place Texas. Given everything this team had already been through, you could say it might've even been fortunate to have still been within striking distance. And coming out of that break with the second sweep of the Angels might've provided a big lift had it not been for Texas' simultaneous, improbable four-game sweep in Fenway. The M's gave it their best shot, but they couldn't make up any ground, as it seemed like the Rangers filled the break by rolling around in nuclear waste to gain super powers.
Texas won 14 of its first 17 games after the ASB, and by the time the Mariners came to town in early August, the division gap had stretched to 9.5. Too far behind Texas in the division and Tampa Bay in the wild card, there was nothing left for the M's to do for themselves but try some young guys out every so often while playing out the string. There were ups and downs over the final two months, but no longer did the games mean much of anything, so the ups were lower, and the downs were higher. The final week was nothing more than the nutshell loss to Texas and a four-game home Griffey tribute against Oakland. While Junior reminded everyone time and time again that he didn't want to be the center of attention, it's hard to blame Safeco or the fans for that final weekend, because truth be told, there wasn't much else to celebrate. Better to acknowledge a possible retirement than honor just another season that saw the M's fall short of the playoffs.
After a year like this, it's important to recognize that not everything went wrong. Lost in the mix was a lot of good. Felix had no problem coming off 2009's workload, putting up another Cy Young-caliber season. Rob Johnson took a step up while Adam Moore established himself as a legitimate big league backstop. Franklin Gutierrez didn't slow down one bit. RRS proved his durability. Shawn Kelley threw a good 100 innings. Michael Saunders had a much better Major League go-around this time than the last. In the system, Dustin Ackley had a huge year while guys like Mauricio Robles and Dan Cortes figured out the strike zone. Though this was a disappointing season for the Mariners, it wasn't 2008, or anything close.
The bad, however, clearly outweighed the good, and while I don't need to go over every last thing that went wrong, I can touch on the worst. For one thing, and perhaps most significantly, maybe we should've been more reasonable in our expectations of Erik Bedard. It was easy to get caught up in the name value, but Bedard was coming off major, major surgery, and we should've known that it would take him time to get comfortable and up to 100%. We should've expected the walks. We should've expected the short outings. We should've known better than to just slide him in with Felix and Lee and call it the best rotation in baseball.
The Milton Bradley situation was a rough one, and even though he remained incident-free all season long, the leg problems flared up again and wouldn't go away, limiting him to 103 games and a substandard batting line. Jack Wilson wasn't the same in the field after coming off the DL, and between that and Jose Lopez never flashing much in the way of range, we saw a lot of hits just like Hamilton's grounder on the 29th. Mark Lowe and Brandon League's problems finding the strike zone perfectly complemented Aardsma's predictable regression. Ian Snell couldn't remember how to strike people out.
And on, and on. There was a story for every single player on the team this season, and too many of them were bad for the M's to remain in the race. At the beginning of the year, this looked like a tight division with all four teams within just a few games of each other in terms of true talent, but that's not how things shake out. In a situation where you have four teams projected somewhere around 85, odds are someone's going to push 95, and the Texas Rangers - with all of their youth, talent, and depth - were better-positioned to be the team to make that run than the Mariners were. This was a team that looked pretty good, but it didn't come with nearly the upside.
So, what have we learned? As you've all surely noticed, there's been a lot of piling on from media members and fans of other teams. The Mariners were the darlings of the '09 offseason, drawing seemingly endless attention and praise, and when they stumbled, people made fun. This is what happens when a bandwagon develops. When the bandwagon loses a wheel, passersby stop just long enough to spray mud from a puddle.
Those people should realize, though, that the minds who were most familiar with this team at the start of the year never once made it out to be favorites. Jack Zduriencik himself said that the Angels remained the team to beat while downplaying the awesomeness of his construction, and while you might expect a statement like that from a general manager, the analysts - the true analysts - backed him up. The Mariners were just a decent team in a pack of decent teams, with the Angels a little out in front. The M's were never the favorites, the M's were never supposed to be some amazing baseball team, and the only people who made them out as such were people who took a good story and chose to embellish it to sell papers and capture attention.
Still, while we were reasonable about the Mariners' chances this year and always understood that the odds were better that they'd miss the playoffs than make them, this season did come as what some might say was a necessary reality check, a reminder that, while the M's have a good front office, everything they touch doesn't turn to gold. The public backlash, of course, has been exaggerated - even Theo's Red Sox disappointed in 2006 - but nevertheless, 2010 cautions us to remain forever critical, even when we trust the men in charge. It's possible to be simultaneously supportive and objective, and I think, prior to the season, we were at risk of leaning too far to the left. We, as a community, can be better, and 2010 is our prompt.
Going forward, there's work to be done. I guess the most important thing to realize is that we still do have a really good front office, most recent season be damned. This team looked fine seven months ago, and a sample of one season doesn't prove that an FO is overrated or incapable. But it's a really good front office that needs to find some really good players if it wants the M's to reach the next level. Ackley and Saunders will step up, and that's good news, but there's a hole at first base. There's a hole at DH, hopefully. There are holes in the rotation and the bullpen and the bench. This team needs to get renovated, and it needs to get better.
So we head into a big offseason. I guess they're all big offseasons. Good teams need to stay good. Average teams need to improve. Horrible teams need to get average. There's no such thing as a minor offseason, for anyone. Of course the Mariners have a big offseason, then. And it's a big offseason because, even though there will likely be fewer eyes on the FO, there's going to be more pressure. 2011 is going to be Year 3 of the Zduriencik administration. Three offseasons isn't a lot of time, but it's enough time for the they-inherited-a-catastrophe excuse to hold less meaning. The expressed goal of the front office is for the team to "get good and stay good," and to get good, they have to get better. They have to get better, and they have to get better by bringing in players who aren't currently in the organization.
The situation isn't dire, by any means. There's a lot of talent here, and there's a good front office with financial flexibility. Overall, I'm thrilled to be a fan of the Mariners instead of, say, the Astros, or the Padres. We have it pretty good, and Jack and Tony and everyone still have my trust. But I'm getting tired of this climb. I'm getting tired of false summits. Let this be the offseason that the top finally comes into view.
19 recs | 123 comments
Great piece, Jeff.
All the little details really pull it together. Though what do I know – I traded my imagination away in the fifth grade for a squeeze-It and two packs of gushers.
Eyebrows - March 28, 2010
If you know what you're doing, gushers can have the range of a squirt gun.
That comes in very handy when you’re in elementary school.
Decatur - March 28, 2010
Yeah but that would require imagination, which he traded...
BrettJMiller - March 28, 2010
Ominous...
tait644 - March 28, 2010
No words abo ut our acquisition of Adrian Gonzalez?
katal - March 28, 2010
And now I no longer look forward to the season.
Thanks a lot.
katal - March 28, 2010
Thanks Debbie
OlSalty - March 28, 2010
And Joel Pineiro wrecked the Mariners in each start against us
Dewey N - March 28, 2010
Well yeah but Joel Pineiro is awesome
Poochie - March 28, 2010
The sad thing is,
The more I think about the season, this is the type of season that I am coming to more often.
aussie_chop - March 28, 2010
So, you're going to do the opposing view at some later point right?
RIGHT??!?!
moyerLIVES - March 28, 2010
I think he already did the opposing view
Dewey N - March 28, 2010
Stay tuned for "If it goes horribly horribly wrong."
Goose - March 28, 2010
I can't believe they all got the plague
Jeff Sullivan - March 28, 2010
Snakes on a chartered plane
lemonverbena - March 28, 2010
Peoria Hot Tub Time Machine
They become the 1986 Mariners: 67-95, 7th in the division.
But hey, Jose Lopez turns into Jim Presley, Casey Kotchman turns into Ken Phelps, and
Ichiro turns into Danny Tartabull!
wandergeist - March 29, 2010
They shouldn't be sharing that loofa.
Fin - March 28, 2010
Heh, this one was the "Not just knocked down, but kicked in the balls" writeup.
Hence…
Jesus! Let your foot off the neck a touch! Ouch!
The Typical Idiot Fan - March 28, 2010
I think in a lot of ways these kind of posts are what separate the players from the analyzers
I love Sabermetrics, don’t get me wrong. I just think though that it kind of ruins your fandom, in a way. Good refreshing post though.
C-Nage - March 28, 2010
How does understanding more about the game make you less of a fan?
seattlebruin - March 29, 2010
It doesn't, but I can understand how it changes your fandom.
JonBBT - March 29, 2010
Even if the season played out like this, it wouldn't bum me out too much.
Seems like the worst case scenario is that a bunch of stuff simply doesn’t work out. I hate to keep bringing back the Bavasi days but not a season goes by, even last year, where there’s seemingly a handful of players I couldn’t stand. What do we have this year….Milton Bradley, Eric Byrnes, Mike Sweeney, Casey Kotchman? I can’t see how they’ll evoke the same emotional annoyance as the collection of Batista, Silva, Yuni, Rob Johnson (injured).
I can see this season being a disappointment but not depressing. Bring on the season!
ThundaPC - March 28, 2010
Vidro, Jurassic Carl, etc.
appleshampoo - March 28, 2010
and thats why
it is can be so sad to be a Seattle sports fan. We are satisfied with the season being a disappointments, just not depressing. God we are sad.
JaaronGriffeyJr - March 28, 2010
How is his post saying that we'd be satisfied with being disappointed?
all he’s saying is that our worst case scenario has gone from “ten-year laughingstocks of baseball” to “well, that was a mild disappointment, but hey, we’re loaded for next year, too”
seattlebruin - March 29, 2010
Jeff isn't saying this, you are right.
I was commenting on ThundaPC’s comment, not the article directly.
JaaronGriffeyJr - March 29, 2010
I'm commenting on ThundaPC's comment
seattlebruin - March 29, 2010
Heh.
JaaronGriffeyJr - March 29, 2010
Although I see what you are doing with this piece,
I think it puts a damper on what is normally a time of hope for most teams. It’s a bummer. It goes against what opening day signifies. Bummer.
Woodinville_12thMan - March 28, 2010
It may go against what opening day signifies for most groups of fans of most teams, but here... well... I'll just defer to the logo in the top-left.
This is just a (long, well-written) reminder to temper our expectations and that Z is not magic or infallible.
Terminator X - March 28, 2010
...which presumably is why he did it a week before opening day
So we have time to ease back into irrational hope again before it is cruelly snatched from us. Again. This time for real.
wandergeist - March 28, 2010
So this is an extremely good piece.
I’ve been having thoughts about this kind of season for a few weeks now…as much as I can see this happening, I hope this ends up being just a hypothetical.
BrettJMiller - March 28, 2010
I love that a fantastic post like this comes straight after a post about players with fish-based names.
Eyeball Kid - March 28, 2010
You're sick Jeff, sick...
But at least it’s well written and honest.
Kurt Suzuki hitting a walk off homerun hurts. I’ll be at that game and if I have to suffer another Mariners collapse in Oakland I don’t know what I’m going to do.
OceanBird - March 28, 2010
Can't we jump off this bridge when we come to it?
And even then, can’t we just pretend we’re flying?
Jeremariner - March 28, 2010
There is no floor.
Terminator X - March 28, 2010
I was at that game when Kurt Suzuki hit the walk-off...
…it was the day after I was fired from my job, so I had a few too many to drink by the ninth inning. When I stumbled back to my apartment, I went to check the LL recap, but I saw that my girlfriend tweeted that she was dumping me, so I threw down my laptop in disgust. I heard a yelp, and noticed that I had accidentally hit my dog, breaking his neck.
Attractive Nuisance - March 28, 2010
What happened to your pickup truck?
wandergeist - March 28, 2010
Impounded after being stolen to run heroine and prostitutes.
Also, they left Mcdonalds wrappers underneath the seat.
JAH - March 28, 2010
Was the heroine the jilting girlfriend?
I’m so confused.
msb - March 28, 2010
I believe the heroine is the prostitutes' employer.
Selflessly helping those young ladies relocate, and feeding them while she’s at it.
That madam is one fine humanitarian.
ToddK - March 29, 2010
I think I hear a train leaving.
TrashiDawa - March 29, 2010
He's a witch!
Burn him!
Jeff Nye - March 28, 2010
At least we helped bury the Angels, and since Oakland wasn't mentioned I assume they were sucking hind tit.
So that’s always nice.
Kermit. - March 28, 2010
Looks like I picked the wrong season to stop sniffing glue.
JAH - March 28, 2010
So this means we're going to win the world series, right?
appleshampoo - March 28, 2010
Damn, the seasons over..
How long til Drayer reports we signed Pujols for 10 yrs / $280mm?
seamariners85 - March 28, 2010
I hope not!
JMKaustin - March 28, 2010
I love how all these write ups
Whether you have us in first or last, we always end up sweeping the Angels
Trenchtown - March 28, 2010
Needs a jump
It’s worth reading, but is it worth pushing down everything posted previously by 22 paragraphs?
wandergeist - March 28, 2010
JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
Graham MacAree - March 28, 2010
I can only speak for myself here.
My mother was far too lenient. Apparently she once made her younger brother cry and he wouldn’t talk to her for weeks because of it. After that she swore she would never raise her voice or use a cross word with anyone that she loved. Well that just gave me the open door to walk all over her and make ridiculous demands that she didn’t know how to refute.
Then there is Dad. That poor guy had no idea he was going to be forced to be the bad guy at all times. He knew he would have to on occasion, but he sure got tired of Mom shirking her parental duties. Finally he just wore down and I was running the place.
Sec 108 - March 29, 2010
Do you tell the waiter at a Chinese restaurant to go stuff it when he puts fortune cookies on your check?
abender20 - March 28, 2010
Oh for fuck's sake go to the grocery store and complain about them not honoring your expired coupons or something
Aaron Campeau - March 28, 2010
Go easy on the guy
his entire family, and a kitten, were once killed by a story that didn’t have a jump in it, so he’s a bit sensitive because he has since had a kid and doesn’t want that kid to die because of another careless incidence of writing without a jump.
pdb - March 28, 2010
Yes, won't you think of the children.
Mine, yours, somebody’s….
wandergeist - March 28, 2010
Yes, it is worth pushing down everything posted previously by 22 paragraphs.
Because it was good.
katal - March 28, 2010
See? That's a good answer
Much better than most of the bellyaching I prompted.
wandergeist - March 28, 2010
Try being constructive rather than annoying and maybe you'll get a better response
Aaron Campeau - March 28, 2010
I'm gonna close this subthread now
Jeff Sullivan - March 28, 2010
You're right
I’m not a fan of the more serious posts on this website being pushed way down the page. It is now much harder to read about ballplayers with fish-like names
tootthekazoo - March 28, 2010
And, finally....
…somebody got the joke.
wandergeist - March 28, 2010
rec'd
Jeff Sullivan - March 28, 2010
You are lying
Dewey N - March 28, 2010
You are no longer lying
Dewey N - March 28, 2010
bandwagon
Fett42 - March 28, 2010
yeah I need more analysis of animal related last names.
Mariner John - March 28, 2010
First we had Graham's
alternative history. Now we get speculative fiction. May we now request a Tolkienesque post on the Mariners quest for the ring? Ichiro could be Frodo, Lopez – Samwise Gangee (cause he’s fat), Cliff Lee – Strider, Gutierrez – Legolas, Jack Z – Gandolf. The lineup of Texas could stand in for the 9 dark riders. Genre fiction fans rejoice!
Or I’m drunk.
stredarts - March 28, 2010
This would be awesome.
appleshampoo - March 28, 2010
Neftali Feliz should be the Witch King though.
Crystal for DH - March 29, 2010
Behold Zandolf
stredarts - March 28, 2010
What a cheerful wizard.
msb - March 28, 2010
This is fucking amazing.
joof - March 28, 2010
Nice.
ThundaPC - March 28, 2010
Holy crap.
Goose - March 28, 2010
It's things like this that make me pause and realize that we're really weird.
Eyebrows - March 29, 2010
You know, this, and not all the Buseys and spiders.
Go figure.
Eyebrows - March 29, 2010
Everybody gets Busey though.
JY - March 29, 2010
I... wow.
royalcurve - March 29, 2010
This just makes me look forward to the real long-form game recaps that much more
I am undeterred by mere fiction
lemonverbena - March 28, 2010
How do you not make money off of this?
But I do think that it is good to remind us that we shouldn’t get carried away with optimism.
Fin - March 28, 2010
sigh
what a downer
scott5000 - March 28, 2010
You know, if this is our floor, than I'm mighty happy
It’s a testament to how far the organization has come to where 2nd place is a disappointment.
Course I’ll still be disappointed…
MT Olson - March 29, 2010
What an awesome post, Jeff.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2010
Now that I think about it, I'm glad Jeff forgot to mention the Adrian Beltre/John Lackey triple play.
JAH - March 29, 2010
Which also was the first time
There’s been a 1-5 triple play without the aid of another fielder. Of course, when Jose Lopez is caught well off 2nd base there’s no real reason to throw to Pedroia or Scutaro when you can just run him down yourself.
wandergeist - March 29, 2010
Lackey threw the pitch, Mike Cameron caught the fly ball, nabbed the runner tagging for home, then the catcher throws to Beltre at third to catch another runner trying to advance.
Or something.
JonBBT - March 29, 2010
What a morning.
Bomb goes off blocks from my childhood home, then this.
Bearskin Rugburn - March 29, 2010
Appreciate the piece
some people might not like to think about how our season may go wrong, but I look at it (as others have stated) of how far we have come that expectations both locally and nationally can be so high merely two seasons removed from the last year of the disastrous Bavasi regime.
I’ll have no trouble moving forward with a boatload of optimism.
Omerta - March 29, 2010
Glass half-full of piss and vinegar
Empty beer tulips also on the table.
lemonverbena - March 29, 2010
The Ultimate Glass-Half-Empty Guy
And as a Glass-Half-Full guy, I will be more than happy to repeatedly bring up this post after a successful season.
Edrac - March 29, 2010
I don't think anyone here would have a problem with you doing that.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2010
This isn't a prediction
Jeff Sullivan - March 29, 2010
It gives off the odor of being a prediction
of the reasons things will go wrong, if they happen to go wrong, and a far too believable one at that!
Being the overly dramatic and impresionable fan that I am, I am hoping for if things go right piece, so i can enter the season with inflated hopes and an ignorant but blissful smile.
Rich Langford - March 29, 2010
It's not a prediction though, it's a warning
You can still be hopeful, just don’t feel entitled after this offseason because there are a lot of things that can go wrong that could take us completely out of the race. A lot of stuff could go wrong for our division opponents too, but the idea is to separate hope from expectations.
OlSalty - March 29, 2010 via mobile
Will you have egg on your face if this does not come true?
Dewey N - March 29, 2010
I should hope not
Jeff Sullivan - March 29, 2010
Say, what kind of prediction is this anyway
Dewey N - March 29, 2010
Didn't Conan tell us
not to be cynical?
Lucas Cervi - March 29, 2010
This isn't cynicism
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2010
Although my belief that less than a fifth of people reading this post actually understand what it is saying probably is
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2010
I love this game!
Is it a person?
Kermit. - March 29, 2010
I think it's Zandolf!
Wilder. - March 29, 2010
A bit premature don't you think? We don't even no if it's mineral or a person yet
Kermit. - March 29, 2010
Know!
Kermit. - March 29, 2010
If you are unable to grasp the point of these things please don't criticize them
♥♥♥
-Robert
Robert - March 29, 2010
I am pre-emptively voting for you as 2010 LL Commenter of the Year
seattlebruin - March 29, 2010
Robert - this is where you're supposed to threaten to kill yourself if you don't win.
Eyebrows - March 29, 2010 via mobile
Fogel
Poochie - March 30, 2010
No, he's Robert
seattlebruin - March 30, 2010
This is a rather Orwellian statement,
don’t you think?
Attractive Nuisance - March 30, 2010
I really don't think requesting that people understand what they are commenting about before they make ridiculous statements
is destructive to the welfare of a free society or is it control by propaganda, surveillance, misinformation, denial of truth, and manipulation of the past. But, if you want to go take it that far, I guess you’re free to do so.
InSpokane - March 30, 2010
This made me slowly tear up
building into full on rage tears. Well done, usually it takes being out of the race at the all-star break to make me feel that way
kkobers - March 29, 2010
HACKTASTIC!
Jack Swan - March 29, 2010
Never leave us, Jeff
seattlebruin - March 29, 2010
Well done Jeff. It is worth reading twice.
InSpokane - March 29, 2010
I like this forecast
JBImaknee - March 29, 2010
Even the part where Rice graduate David Aardsma is horrible? =)
seattlebruin - March 29, 2010
well
I’ve come to accept that Rice grads (pitchers at least) are doomed. Though a good Aardsma and Niemann will go a long way towards overturning that. But if Aardsma being bad means the Rangers can win the division; sorry David….
JBImaknee - March 29, 2010
If I can be peaceful for a moment. . .
This was very well written, Jeff. And, until I came back to my senses, almost made me want to pull for the Mariners.
philkid3 - March 29, 2010
This is the written equivalent of someone stealing your Christmas presents when you're 6.
Sigh. Well done, though.
sanford_and_son - March 29, 2010
Required reading
For baseball fans regardless of team affiliation. Jeff (and Joe Posnanski) are simply ’don’t miss their stuff’ writers.
Ed Coffin - March 29, 2010
One of the more depressing, well written things I've read in a while
It may have been not what I wanted to hear right now, but it made me think. Very well done.
Brett the 49er - March 30, 2010
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