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First Box Score Of The Year

Yeah, bitches. Just littered with star power right here.

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Make note of that HBP, as Ricky Orta owned Cal League product Thomas Neal in the head, sending a message that the Cactus League doesn't have room for two teams with the same whatever the Mariners and Giants have in common. Neal was said to be laughing after the game, but that just means that Orta knocked the silly bits loose.

I've heard of Kenn Kasparek, and he threw forty-seven consecutive balls in the tenth inning before getting pulled. I've never heard of Anthony Vasquez, but he didn't throw forty-seven consecutive balls in the tenth inning, so in conclusion, Anthony Vasquez is better than Kenn Kasparek, who somehow managed to walk infinity times more Giants than Jesus Colome.

Players to appear in both last year's first box score and this year's first box score: Chris Woodward, Chris Seddon, Mike Carp, Matt Tuiasosopo. Spring Training: It Matters!

Seddon, by the way, allowed four runs in two innings in this year's debut, against zero runs in two innings in last year's debut. Based on this two-point trendline, Chris Seddon's career has really gone to hell in a handbasket.

Tim Lincecum pitching to Chone Figgins featured the same total body volume as a normal-sized person standing still.

Ryan Langerhans drew walks in all three of his plate appearances, which is kind of lazy.

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Man, Lincecum has aged terribly.
He looks like Orel Hershisher now

And not Orel Hershisher the LA Dodgers pitcher, but Orel Hershisher the retired-LA-Dodgers-pitcher-turned-TV-announcer.

Why do say that?

He looks sort of weird in the picture, but hey, it’s just one picture.

Yay sample size.
He always looks like shit
Can you imagine what he'd look like if instead of growing up on Mercer Island

he was from Methville, OR?

Didn't he grow up in Renton?

My friend went to high school with him at Liberty High School which is in Renton.

Yes, it was Renton

I also went to school with him

They really should get him to do those "Beyond the Curve" ads

I expect John Keister is a bit cheaper, however.

What year did you graduate?
Until you go down to Spring Training it is easy to believe the games mean something and people win/lose jobs during game performance.

However, once you actually get down to Arizona and watch a few games; you realize these games don’t mean anything. It is practice. How a pitcher throws in their bullpens is just as important as what happens in the games, sometimes more important.

It is fun. My trip to Spring Training is my favorite time of the year.
But wow are the box scores meaningless.

Thank you Jeff, I've never laughed so much reading one thread.
What the dick, Kasparek.

Trade that bum to Kansas City.

great post
I always forget to capatalize and use punctuation :(
Just pretend it's not the internet!
I hear walking is good for your health!
With the ghosts of 2008 Mariners still in my head, it boggles my mind to think our team could draw 8 walks.

Even in Spring Training against AA pitching.

AA pitching?

It must burn the Giants, and their fans, to know they gave $23M over two years to an AA pitcher.

I know right? Cause he pitched all 10 innings.

Wait what?!? You’re telling me he only pitched one inning?!? Gasp.

And he didn't give up any walks, right? Gasp
Lincecum looks like he is trying to hold in a bong hit for too long.

"Holding"? That photo is edited sir.

Here’s the real one:

I hope Doug Fister maintains his new and improved 2.5 K/IP.
Also, the K/BB of ꝏ.
The Internet can't count high enough to comprehend how good Doug Fister has become.
You were going for ∞

I presume?

Ryan Langerhans is the new B.J. Upton.
He's black now?
He's at least hanging out with black people

but when he is, he’s bow hunting. So, I dunno, does that cancel out?

Wait, you can hunt black people now?!
Clearly someone hasn't seen Surviving the Game
And here I thought I'd seen everything ever done by The Great Busey.

AND JOHN C. MCGINLEY! Where the hell have I been?!?

Doesn't that make him

The new Ted Nugent?

You could do an entire Faces series for Tim Lincecum and never run out of material.

Holy crap he’s ugly.

But damn can he pitch.
Based on that picture

I think Tim Lincecum age 40 may be uglier than Randy Johnson will ever be.

That's a rather tall order.
I see what you did there.

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