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4/10: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Well, Lopez looks surprisingly decent at 3B at least

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This is pretty much the polar opposite of last season which meand we'll make an heroic charge to the top of the standings in August
That'd be cool and dear GOD WHAT IS THAT THING ON THE SIDEBAR?
Somehow that homerun was Rob's fault.
Yes it was.

Everything is Rob Johnson’s fault.

Thanks you sir, that is perfect.
This is one shitty Felix Day
If Rob Johnson's parents had never met, it would only be a tie game.
My mission is clear...
Nothing to worry about, the heart of our order is coming up!
I don't live in Washington

But I am totally against this carbonated beverage tax!

Yes, let's talk politics please!
IT'S NOT LIKE THINGS ARE GOING TO GET ANY WORSE
Go for it then, Corco.

Entertain us.

I AM ENJOYING NOT BEING BANNED
Hmm. Perhaps if we get into a throw down argument

We will forget the fact that we’re losing this game. And that Rob Johnson is our catcher.

How did I manage to post this twice?
If you double tap the return key, it double posts.
Hmm. Perhaps if we get into a throw down argument

We will forget the fact that we’re losing this game. And that Rob Johnson is our catcher.

You might think, but you would be tragically incorrect.
Hmm. Perhaps if we get into a throw down argument

We will forget the fact that we’re losing this game. And that Rob Johnson is our catcher.

I would love to go into this

but there’s no way it doesn’t get into politics, which is a no go here.

Nelson Cruz is on a pace to hit 130 HRs this year.

Surprised, anyone?

IT'S BEEN SIX GAMES
Sweet Rob Johnson to lead it off!
This new thread will surely change our luck

Please, please, please!

Better to get these bad games out of the way early.
So , who's the consensus #1 talent in the 2011 draft?
Trey Griffey.

Is he old enough yet?

So why is Harrison out?
Pitch count? I'm not sure.
Pitch count
Yoko?

Also, death.

Pretty sure Kenji Johjima has back spasms.
I understand not getting drastic about our expectations for the season.

And I understand that good teams go through poor streaks. I get it. But seriously, how much dead weight does this team have?

Every hitter's weaknesses seem magnified at the moment.

I imagine it’ll swing at some point but, uh, now would be great.

It sucks worst when one of the cold streaks is at the start of the season.
DH

That’s it, but that’s plenty

Agreed, really just DH.

But it feels magnified since that’s our platoon.

About 440 pounds
On second thought, 670
Oh, I thought he said undead weight.
It's pretty depressing when I can't feel comfortable even on Felix days
Now I know how the Polish feel.
Polish people don't have feelings.
Surprisingly, we do.
Texas SP channel their inner Nolan Ryan against us.

EVERY GODDAMN TIME

Who the hell...

Is this bird looking cocksucker

I want to hack Nippert's head off just so that thing won't be around his neck any more
Wilson with the doinkers.
Oh Jack Wilson.

He just looks like he tries so hard with what he has, and it’s sad.

TYING RUN AT THE PLATE
Time to celebrate?! Our offense is clicking!
HIT ONE OUT ICHIRO
OK, quit with the April slumping, Ichiro.
First HR of the year would be swell.
Why are they talking about Rick Ankiel?
DON'T TRY TO PICK HIM OFF JUST LET US HAVE A BASERUNNER!!!
Ichiro loves going yard in Tejas.
but that will do as well!
And it leaves the infield!
RUNNERS ON BASE COMMENCE NOT HITTING
This has to stop.
ICHIRO IS HITTING
Oh god here we come!

Come on Figgins!

So Ichiro doesn't suck.

Duh

Another multi-hit inning!! Here come the Mariners!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEFTALI FELIZ WILL DESTROY US ALL

BUNT
NOT THE SACRIFICE KIND THOUGH
Please score. I can't take any more runners left on.
Load the base

And Guti will conveniently hit one out of Texas for you

Hurray 0-2 already!

Get on so Franklin can hit!

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A STRIKE
I love rhetorical questions
Who knows, it was 3 inches outside it seemed.
Ugh.

Figgers.

Unbelievable.
Fuck that strikezone
So that 2nd pitch was not even close to a strike.
Phantom lefty strike!
If the umpire knew what the strike zone was, I doubt Figgins swings there.
Guti is hot.

No homo.

Maybe a little homo. It is Gutz, after all.
I know a good-looking guy when I see one.

Pause

There is no shame in having man love for Gutierrez!
If the Seattle Mariners want to make real money, they'll produce a porno in which the plot involves Franklin Gutierrez and bloggers.
Time for a new Felixtowel.gif
COME ON GUTZ
Not a breaking ball, but thanks for trying figgy.
PLEASE GUTI PLEASE
This offense.
FUCKING ASS
Well there's your game
FUCKING TACOS
And of course at the most crucial part of the game

Gameday audio switches me to the spanish feed.

Funny, in spanish, I can STILL tell that we didn't score.
¿Por que?
Quien sabe? Gameday audio me odia.
well ya, gutz was up
WORST OFFENSIVE TEAM EVER
2 on? So what!
We have to be like 0-12 with runners in scoring position this series.
How much do you want to bet that if the Umpire doesn't call pitch 2 to Figgins a strike, he doesn't swing?

Figgins just doesn’t want to get called out there.

Is there anything worse than that emmit smith ad?
Rob Johnson and Mike Sweeney.
Griffey's bat speed.
Holocaust somehow caused by Rob Johnson dropping a baseball
Pretty sure the holocaust was Rob's fault.
Not fun

can’t wait to get back home where our offense will…coalesce, because..I..said so..?

At what point is it reasonable to start being worried?

I know it’s not quite yet, but we have to be getting reasonably close.

I'm kind of worried.
I think we've still got plenty of time

I’m not worried, just extremely frustrated

At the very least, the guys you know are gonna get on base

Figgy and Ichiro haven’t even BEGUN showing what they can do yet. We already knew we’d have trouble scoring with the bottom half of the order and a limited amount of power. If the top two start doing what we know they will, things will get better.

Problem is, doing it now, with Lee out until May, is a REALLY bad time. This is the month they just need to survive and try and stay close, and so far, its not going well.

Yeah, basically if the top 4 or 5 guys in our order aren't hitting, we're not gonna score.

Sucks to have them freezing cold when two of our best pitchers are hurt.

Yeah. Seriously just terrible timing right now
I'll have a lot more confidence if they cut Sweeney.

but, early days.

I highly doubt Sweeney gets cut anytime soon.
The best solution is for one of us to break into the clubhouse and somehow frame him

Or blackmail him into retirement

Our lineup isn't going to continue having a below-50 OPS+.

That said, considering how close the division’s going to be, ending the first week five games under .500 is a terrible way to start.

Oh my indeed George.

He's so shiny!!!!!!!!
Is he in the broadcast booth, or in a commercial?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hSnAxvRdmY
Commercial.

Although he could be an awesome announcer.

Classic episode!
Use the subject line
Of course Arias is 3-3.
Dude Arias cut it out
'Not many people can say that they've hammered Felix Hernandez'
Felix prefers doin' the hammering.
Casey Kotchman is really ugly.

Not Jack Wilson ugly, but he’s a gnarly looking dude.

Wow Gary Busey was in Predator 2?
Wow there was a Predator 2?
With Danny Glover I believe
And Bill Paxton

Who used to be the answer to a good trivia question before the AVP movies…

It's awful.

Awwwwful.

The Predator sequels are awful.
Wait, there's more than one?
Well, the AvP films.

Plus the movie coming out this summer doesn’t look that good to me; at least compared to the original.

Oh yeah, forgot about those.
Robert Rodriguez is rebooting the franchise. There's at least one clip out already.
Robert Rodriguez is incapable of making a serious film
I'm becoming an Astros fan.

At least then there won’t be silly hope.

I'm more partial to the Royals

Lots of former Mariners so it feels familiar

Plus Royals Review is more fun than Crawdad Soup or whatever the Astros blog is called
And RoyalsReview is awesome.
Which I see you've already covered.
Late to the party, but Rob Johnson leads the team today in WPA.
And leads the league in terrible.
Not if you correctly attribute the runs to him due to what should be his error.
Well yeah.

But that ruins the fun.

Sabathia no-hitter through 6.
I WOULD BE ROOTING FOR THIS IF THE GAME WEREN'T ON FOX AND THUS PREVENTING ME FROM WATCHING THE SEATTLE MARINERS
This is of great interest to me.
Sabathia has man titties.
Quick, how many pitchers have thrown no-hitters while boasting impressive manjugs?
So Felix passed Garcia for 5th place, strike outs as a Mariner.
Jeeze COME ON!
That was a perfect hit and run

poop

WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THE FIRST TO THIRD THING!!!
Hard to do when everyone is getting out all the time
The problem for us is the hit and run requires that thing called a hit.
THE HIT AND RUN IS A FUCKING TRAVESTY
Yeah, nothing more beautiful than seeing a weakly hit groundball scuttle through the infield
Look at that shit roll

It’s a beautiful metaphor for something, I’m sure.

The Rangers look so much like the Angels today it's not even funny
Who's throwing in the bullpen?
League I think.
Mark Grace

manages to be funny.

It's easy for him.

Guy’s awesome.

Mark Grace is the man.
He's fine as long as he isn't pining for Eric Byrnes or talking about how he used to play stick ball in the streets.
That a baby loafers
Hip Hip Jose!!
Listening to the Mariners on the radio is confusing because when they say Lopez my mental image is at second base
Yeah, that would've been a long run for him to catch the ball in foul territory on the 3b side.
I was really, really confused for about one second
It's been a while since we've seen a corked bat in baseball.
If I was the Bat Boy I'd sneak a wood painted metal bat into our clubhouse.
I think they might notice the sound it makes.
I'd have the PA guy playing Metallica every Mariners AB
Enter Sandman!

For Whom the Bells Toll!

Time to K Young here.
Fly balls in the park!
OK LET'S RALLY RIGHT HERE

GET FELIX THE W

Did you look through our lineup?
I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
It happened a few times last year!
TIME FOR SOME PLATE TOUCHING
Sounds dirty.

I like it.

I think I'm about to give up on MLB.tv/Gameday Audio and just demand my money back.
Good luck with that, I've heard nothing good about their return policy
Bahaha

Not going to happen

Its currently playing the Texas feed AND Mariners feed at the same time.

Very confusing.

Please M
Whoops.

Please M’s. Please.

It's Neftali Feliz, run.
Neftali Felix, Destroyer of Worlds.
$10 says they leave Sweeney in to face Feliz.
Y'all owe me $10.
Boy am I glad I didn't take that bet.
Great.

The destroyer of the AL West pitching.

Don't wait for that second pitch.

It’ll be bad.

Rob Johnson :(
A dinger would be nice.
I hate baseball.
"no nonsense baseball?"
So Bradley is swinging and missing. Alot.
Don't worry. He'll be fine.
Yeah got a good head on his shoulders.
I am starting to believe that bat speed comment. . .
His bat speed looks fine to me

He’s not exactly Griffey up there.

He just needs to relax and stop pressing so much.

He looks like he’s trying to hit a 5-run homer every time.

hehe

Silva=massive dissapointment

Ugly

Just ugly.

.048
SIX GAMES
I have hope, it's just diminishing somewhat
Ichiro has had 0-20 streaks.

Did that ever make you worry about him?

I. know.
Sorry, it's getting hard to tell who's being serious.
Getting kind of tired of Gameboard swinging through pitches.
We are so fucked.

Sorry Felix.
Not today.

Bradley's contact rate before today = 37.1%
SERIOUSLY WAK PUT THE GRIFFDAWG IN
Couldn't get much worse.

And heck maybe he breaks his back.

1-161
(INSERT NAME OF #1 TALENT IN 2011 DRAFT HERE)
Fuck you Sweeney.
Feliz's Eyebrows are hilarious

They reminds me of Deco’s.

I like that you've instinctively capitalized Eyebrows.
Deco is adorable
they should just leave Feliz in
Please capitalize your comments.
To new posters: Milton Bradley will be fine. Please shut up.
Goose is new?
I wasn't saying that he wasn't going to hit, I was just making an observation.
Is that what your crystal ball told you?
That's what understanding projection and sample size told him
That's what reality tells us.
Baseball can be pretty unpredictable.
Any other player I'd agree.....

But headcases aren’t known for recovering well.

Yeah, like Zach Grienke.

Bastard’s out of baseball.

It's too bad, he had Cy Young potential too if he could have just gotten it together
Griffey might have been a HOF if he hadn't tried to kill himself that one time
Yeah. And I really liked Ricky Henderson. Too bad he was such a headcase and had such a short career. =/
I'm thinking Milton is more of the Elijah Dukes mold.
Didn't Dukes threaten to kill his wife?

Don’t think Milton as done that.

Basically, Dukes should be in jail, Milton's got a bit of a temper.
I'm thinking you don't know Milton Bradley or Elijah Dukes
Just the only two guys I've seen in the OF at games

Constantely talking back to hecklers all game.

That's a strong case you've got there.
With everything that happened in Chicago

I don’t feel good about Milton’s start I have played sports with many of guys with tempers and “issues” they don’t respond well to starting out 1/20

Were they professionals?
Yes.

I wish the best for Milton, I actually really like him. Just concerned with his start. Every at bat has looked the exact same.

You played professional sports?

Damn, that’s impressive.

If you saw my career stats....

You wouldn’t be saying that.

How about Ty Cobb?

He had famous anger management issues! In fact, he both beat a man with no hands and stabbed someone!

Well there was that one anonymous scout that said he looked done

but I agree, I think he’s got Mariners disease.

By fine do you mean blow up and kill someone.

Because that would make it all worth it.

Holy shit, Mickelson eagled back to back holes.
We should bat him clean-up.
He's so money.
Crucify yourself for the good of the Mariners, Sweeney.
Lowe?

I thought League was up.

WHY IS FELIX STILL IN?
Because Lowe's in?
Felix turned white?
Dusty Baker disease
He's using Sammy Sosa's skin cream.
Felix is white now?
He's not, Gameday is wrong.
Ok so Gameday is lying to me then.

Carry on!

Don't burn him out, Wak.
Only Vlad could make contact with that.
Ichiro

and then turn it into a base hit.

Vlad is hilarious.
HOLY SHIT A-ROD
What?
Just an absolutely ridiculous diving backhand stop on BJ Upton to keep Sabathia's no-hitter going
Oh my God.

Just saved the no hitter for CC

A-Rod is the man
You deserved that, Rapuano.
CC has the no-hitter through 7 but has already thrown 102 pitches.

Could be interesting.

He's thrown 120 before hasn't he?

It’s probably early for that though.

Topped out at 130 in 2008

Did 120 several time

I hate to say this, but if he gets through 8 I hope Fox switches over to that game at this point.
Our game will be over at that point.
http://atdhe.net/

That’s how I’m watching it.

Hopefully they'll tune in in time to see him blow it/get pulled.
You aint the only one.
Is this game only seen in the Northwest and Texas?
Well, it isn't in California.
My friend in Texas said he's actually stuck with the Yankees ha!
Trade our AAA Tacoma team for a goddamn hitter.
Overreact much?
We have hitters.
Name 9
Ichiro, Figgens, Kotchmen, Gutierrez, Lopez, Bradly, Sweeny, Wilson, Tuiasosopo, Griffey, Sweeny, Byrnes, Moore

If worse comes to worst, the pitchers too.

Figgins!
I'll excuse Sweeney because he's shit.
I missed Kotchman altogether.

and Bradley.

That was 14.
5 bonus hitters!

I’m hoping for extra credit.

Who can take the ball out of the infield grass?
It looks like that orange abomination behind home plate isn't wearing a shirt and it's really distracting
When was the last time Aardsma pitched?
Walking Chris Davis, the automatic K, awesome.
Chris Davis just walked.
Reasons why I'm not flipping out yet.

Ichiro – .261
Figgins – .190
Lopez – .217
Bradley – .048
Kotchman – .176

This will not hold over the course of a season.

Good reasons not to freak out.

I’m frustrated though.

Oh absolutely, definitely frustrating.

But this is unsustainably bad.

Exactly. I'm not worried, but I'm sure as hell frustrated.
1-5 still isn't a good thing =(

I’m starting to get a little worried

Gutierrez- .409
Rob Johnson - HR
At least

Sweeney and Griffey are around to keep everybody’s spirits up.

Sarcasm or not...

That’s probably a good thing right now.

Is it fuck

You know what would keep people’s spirits up? Winning.

I agree

But there has to be some benefit to having veterans in there to make sure nobody get TOO down on themselves. At least that’s what I hope is happening.

Those veterans should be coaching.
I can't disagree with that.
Yeah

All the tickles in the world aren’t gonna take the place of putting some wins together.

It would be nice if they were coaches instead of players!!
Too bad they could not teach Langerhans to hug.

Apparently he could not get the hang of it though. Just kept reaching for the hug and missing.

Wow that was a ball?
So is Mike Napoli available?
They don't seem to like him there!

I’d do it if there’s any way they traded in-division

Like Wakamatsu says: Belief System.
Well, this doesn't look promising.
I'm trying to "Believe Big"

So we need a big inning. COME ON!!

Kotch, Johnson, Wilson.

Do we got 1 – 2 – 3? Or will something happen?

We'll probably see some Griffey.
OT Whoa

Phil Mickelson had back to back eagles… he’s tied for the lead at -11.

Was it Firestone

That had the magic ring commercials?

I've never seen the M's do well off Francisco.
At least Kotchman can't GIDP here
Time for another Kotch-bomb
I'll take it
Boy Francisco sure is a pantload
Attaboy Kotch!
PH GRIFFEY NOW
Maybe he could move his gut into the pitch
This is how it starts!
Rob Johnson BLAST ? :(
NO NOT ROB JOHNSON
WHY IS ROB JOHNSON HITTING?!?!?!?

WAK!!! WAKE UP!!!

But he's hit a home run this year.

and I’m joking.

Here come the M's!
Why in God's name is Rob Johnson hitting?
Where is GRIFFDAWG instead of Rob Johnson?
Jack Wilson is up next
Is Johnson a better hitter them Wilson?
On deck for Wilson.
Ugh I think I'd rather hit for Johnson because WHO WILL PLAY SHORTSTOP?
So in the event of us actually tying this game

we’d have Tui at short instead of Moore at catcher?

Wak never pinch hits.

Must drive you crazy.

Emotionally yes,

rationally no

GRIFFDAWG ON DECK

GET IT READY HAR HAR.

Is Griffdog really not hitting?
You know, Wak, you can PH for both of them.
No pinch hitter? WTF?
That wasn't possible the last couple days?
Oh God GIDP coming.
Jack Wilson has to be PH for right?
Griffey's on deck.
Ah good. Didn't hear it.
He is, griffs on deck.
Why must it be Rob Johnson hitting?
Take the walk Fuck Face
Don't swing here!
THAT WAS A BULLSHIT STRIKE!
That was a ball....
Chase a bad ball for k.
This won't end well
So, gameday says that was a ball.
Way to swing at ball four.
Hey way to swing at that ball you retard
So have these gotten any better yet?
also Go Mariners!!
WHY WOULD YOU SWING AT THAT YOU DICK
At the eyes, come on, how do you not take it?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SWING AT THAT SHIT FOR?
ROB JOHNSON IS AWESOME
THANK YOU ROB FUCKING JOHNSON!
One more time.

RUNNERS ON BASE COMMENCE NOT HITTING

ROB JOHNSON WALKED SOUND THE ALARM
Glad it only took three ball fours
Good Job Rob!
He walked.. Now it's Griffey..
k, not Griffey.
WHy WOULD ANYONE WALK ROB JOHNSON?
Come on, Griffey, Where's a hot tub time machine when you need one?
Wait what the fuck?

Griffey sitting down?

Oh man I'm getting nervous
LET'S FUCKING GO GRIFF-DAWG
COME ON GRIFF BOMB
Geez, I can't believe he swung at that sixth pitch.
Jack Wilson should probably bunt.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WAK
Oh fuck that shit.
WAK YOU FUCKING RETARD
HAHAHA JACK WILSON IS BATTING
Griffdawg come back
WAK WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS GRIFFEY
At least no DP!
THIS IS RETARDED
Gameday still has a white Furby hitting
He's gonna bunt
Guess his job is to bunt.
So why the fuck is Griffey on this team
What the fuck is this shit Wakamatsu?
After last year

it would be pretty filling to get a comeback 9th inning win in Texas

WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE THE FUCK IS GRIFFEY!
What the..I don't even
Jack Wilson is clearly not up there to hit
Hahahaha straight up sacrifice
WHAT IS GOING ON?!!
Does a bunt here decrease win expectancy?
Please Wilson,

I know you can lay down this bunt

Jesus Christ people are you fucking retarded?

He has to bunt here.

That was a way better play than Griffey hitting.
Ok .... Good job Wilson.

IBB to Ichiro. Let’s go FIGGINS!

Sacrificed the shit out of that bunt
Successful bunt=Figgins up with bases loaded.
Please make me proud Ichiro.
He probably could have gotten Rob at 2nd. I'll take it.
So now Ichiro or Chone have to get a hit.
OK we won't fuck this up
Please Ichiro.
So should we have done that?
WE JUST GAVE UP AN OUT TO A GUY WHO WALKED ROB JOHNSON

UNINTENTIONALLY

PLEASE ICHIRO PLEASE.
At least the bunt worked.
I would prefer taking the lead in this inning.
ICHIROOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLYT FUCK YES
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER
ICHIRO I LOVE YOU
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Rob johnson is a fast catcher??
ICHIROOOOOOOOO

What the fuck how did Johnson not score?!?!?!?!

Why was there no pinch runner?!?!?!?!
Fucking Rob Johnson!
What the fuck, Rob?

RUN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

WAY TO BE SLOW ROB JOHNSON
Damnit Johnson with the hesitation!

Why is Griffey PH’ing now?

I LOVE YOU LIKE NO OTHER
GODDAMIT ROB JOHNSON
What the fuck

Why weren’t they running

CC is getting iced.

Long 8th inning.

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT ROB JOHNSON
Why is Griffey hitting for Figgins?
This seems suboptimal
ROB JOHNSON!!! FUCK YOU
GRIFFEEY?!?!

WHERE’S CHONE

NOOOOOOOO! GIDP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHAT? WHAT?!
SUCK ON THAT EVERYONE WHOS NOT ICHIRO
Way to go Rob, You should have scored.
Wait, PH for Chone?
Now this is fucking stupid.

You have to let Figgins hit, way less change of a DP

Not to mention that Chone is a better hitter even before taking the PH penalty into account
On the plus side

Wacky new infield for the Mariners!

WHY IS GRIFFEY HITTING NOW
IF WE LOSE IT IS ROB JOHNSON'S FAULT
FIGGINS IS A GOOD HITTER WHY ARE WE PHING FOR HIM?!
WHY THE FUCK IS GRIFFEY PINCH HITTING FOR CHONE FIGGINS?????
How did they not intentionally walk him?
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Why would you pinch hit for Chone?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Griffey just hit a single for the tying RBI
THIS GAME SHOULD BE TIED FUCK YOU ROB YOU ARE WORTHLESS
GRIFFEY FOR FIGGINS, UH.....
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus I thought that was a tie game right off the bat
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
OH MAN. ICHIRO!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT WHAT WHAT
GRIFFEY! WAT
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
GRIFFFEEEEEEEEYYYY
HOLY SHIT WHY DID THAT WORK
IT WORKED BUT IT'S TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PROCESS WAK
FUCK YEAH GRIFFEY!
OMG IT WORKED
I love you griffey!
WHAT THE HELL
IT WORKED HOLY TITS
FUCK YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES!
Umm...

Obscene much?

Wait what?
There are comments throughout the thread saying fuck, and you focus on this one?
I'm apparently not very good at getting my tone across via typing.

I thought it was funny.

This was a reply to the comment one up.
Absolutely not.
Hell fucking yes
FUCKING ROB JOHNSON YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

CAN YOU NOT DO ANYTHING THAT EQUALS BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER!1

GRIFFEY!!!!!

Why the fuck is Griffey PH
for Figgins?
OUTFIELD FLY THIS BITCH
JUNIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
How have all of these bad calls worked out for us???
Hahahahahaha
GRIFFDAWG!!!!!!!
GIRFFEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still want him off this team

but I sure do heart Junior

AHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS

GRIFFDAWGGER!!!!!

I guess Frankie needs to go on the DL.
gRIFFFFEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe that worked
cLUTCH JUNIOR!!!!
GRIFFDAWGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZ IN THE HOUSE
IT WORKED BUT IT WAS STILL RETARDED
On multiple levels.

Figgins wouldn’t be a DP threat either.

FIRST PITCH MOTHERFUCKER
WE'RE SO SMART!!
What in tarnation.. Wow just wow.
YOU GOT LUCKY, WAK
WAKAMATSU IS A GENIOUS!
THIS IS HILARIOUS
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
WAK YOU GENIUS
KEN GRIFFEY WHAT THE FUCK

THAT BASE HIT JUST WARMED THE COCKLES OF MY HEART

CAN WE JUST BENCH GRIFFEY AND USE HIM AS A PINCH HITTER?
Gameday is slow...

What happened? Someone pleaseeeeee

Single. Tie game, 1st and 3rd
Thank you.

Everyone else too.

Griff single, tie game, 1st and 3rd
Griffey base hit tie game
Junior singled

game tied. 1st and 3rd/

GAMEDAY IS SOOOOO LOST
Holy shit, I can't believe Wak did that, and it worked
BELIEF SYSTEM!
SO MUCH TO PROCESS
OMFG GRIFFEY I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
EAT MY NUTS FRANCISCO
Sweet Sassy Molassey!
BYOB

Bring your own BOOYAH.

Gabe Kapler just made a hilarious misplay on a catchable fly ball

also, GRIFFEY!!!

WAK BALL BITCHES!
My god damn heart! Get the lead so Aardsma can come in!
You want Aardsma to come in to ease your heart?
Especially in Texas!
I still can't eat cookies, but BOY AM I HAPPY
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This calls for rotating Griffey heads
AND SIRENS!
Only for Griffdingers.
WAITING FOR MORE GRIFFEY HATING COMMENTS.
BAD PROCESS BRILLIANT RESULT
STOP CALLING IT PROCESS

YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THIS BASEBALL TEAM IS A PAPER COMPANY!

CALL IT A DECISION!

That was one clutch tickle.
I like the result

but the thought process was really awful right there.

Guess we find out who's on 2B without Chone. Tui?
Given that he just pinch ran for Griffey, yes.
Tui to 3rd, Lopez to 2nd?
Something like that
Okay that worked but seriously Wak. You're killing me with this madness
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Retarded process amazing result
Wait, did Griff actually PH for Figgy?

Or is gameday just totally broken?

He did
Wow.

But tied, so wooo hooo!

He did....

and it worked, strange.

Gameday was right.
This actually happened.

And actually worked!

FUCK YESSSSS.

So he is good for more than just tickles.

I just realized Sex Franklin is up.
If Griffey failed there, man, Wak would have gotten so much shit
Does Chone being replaced by Griffey

but us still tying the score count as an annoying run?

God damn submariner pitchers!
We better fucking win this game now
Please bring that run in. No more extras.
I agree, please no extra-innings.

Cannot handle another walk off

Tui at third and Loafie at second?
YES MAKE YOUR HOTTEST HITTER RIGHT NOW BUNT
So we can't watch the CC no hit bid because of the retarded Fox rules.

This is 100% good for baseball.

Is this one of those games where if we win, Texas is like, WTF?
Squeeze with your current best hitter?
Except I the squeeze actually makes sense.
I love the squeeze

DO IT AGAIN

THIS IS BETTER
oh god we're turning into the angels
I FUCKING LOVE FRANKLIN!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES SEX ME RAW!
GURZ OH MY FUCKING GOD
GUTI!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES!!!
FUCK ME IN THE ASS FRANKLIN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZ
GUTI-FUCKING-ERREZ
158-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEX ME SO HARD RIGHT NOW!
GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI

SINGLES ATTACK!!!!!!

BABIP regression!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUTI SO SEXY!
3 SINGLES EQUAL A MOTHER FUCKING LEAD
FRANKLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE THIS TEAM

OH GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
I hate gamecast

But where would some of us be without it. We are up by 1? Sac fly or single?

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Was someone asking for hitters earlier?

There is some hitters for you.

SEX ME GUTI!!!!

no homo

That is a sexy motherfucker.
Gutierrez is fucking the man.
Um,

the fucking man?

There are plenty here

who wouldn’t mind making that first statement true right now

Is there a list I can sign?
The man is getting fucked

by Guti.

FRANKLIN GUTIERREZ FUCK YES
HOW ARE WE WINNING ALL OF A SUDDEN?
Lots of singles.
WE ARE SO ANNOYING!
I know on the podcast you guys mocked comments like this but.....

GUTI WOOOOO!

GUTTTTTTI! You're the bomb!
NO ONE FUCKING QUESTION WAKAMATSU NOW!!!
But now we are going to have a weird infield for the bottom of the 9th.

It wasn’t a good decision to ph for Figgins.

Yes because making a bad decision and having it turn out really well is totally repeatable
I think I shall continue to do just that, thanks.
You just can't be happy can you?

But that Figgins call is a head scratcher for sure. It makes zero sense.

I don't get why he gets a pass on bad decisions just because our organization is headed in the right direction.

Bad process is still bad process.

Because he loads better then anything we've ever had.

All Managers hurt their teams with their decisions.

This is retarded logic.

We shouldn’t be satisfied with stupid decisions just because other managers are worse at their jobs.

Has a manager ever had a positive manager "WAR" for a team? No.

I don’t see how this is hard to understand.

Everything is relative to average

Wakamatsu is better than average

Orgasm single!
I AM NO LONGER FRUSTRATED BY NOT HITTING
I LOVE FRANKLIN GUTIERREZ!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Well at least these are line drives
WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME!
YES YES YES YES

GUTI I LOVE YOU.

Could gameday say in play, run(s)

This in play, no out is confusing the shut out of me!!

Yeah it's bullshit.
I was thinking the same thing
Also - CC is back up after sitting for almost 20 minutes, if anyone wants to watch.
Probably the wrong time to say that.
GUTI GUTI GUTI

GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI

I can't believe this is happening
Blow this game wide open, please.
MORE RUNS

AARDSMA IN ARLINGTON =|

According to my girlfriend, Gutierrez has 'BEDROOM EYES'
Time to give D.A some insurance
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
HOLY FUCK CC/Cano
I WANT TO WATCH BUT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
MULTIPLE FUCKGASM TO MLB
Try

atdhe.net

No baseball streams today.
Or I'm an idiot and can't read.

Yeah, let’s go with that.

Check again

one just posted

Whoops, false.
These 2010 Mariners

Always keep me guessing

Cano just saved CC's ass.
He's had a lot of ass-saving in this game.
Lopex having some trouble catching up to the mid 80s heat
Today is agood day
Fuckin Loafie....
God dammit Lopez.
This is why moving Bradley down in the lineup this early is stupid!
Yeah, the strikeout would have been much better there
Against a submarining RHP, his odds of getting a hit go way up.
Oh God I would of loved more runs there.
I knew he was going to ground into a double play.
Dude Lopez...
WTF just happened?!!!
Someone with numbers in their name used chatspeak, it seems.
well okay i got exicted
FUCK YOU DAVIS

YOU AND YOUR SPLITS

Oh, and Loafie, that was not helpful.

frown

dammit Loafie

Seriously, the man can stretch for them.
Sabathia looks gassed,
Lopez, you make me sad.

Stop it.

Atleast D.A isnt gonna face any real HR threats... hopefully
Everyone's a home run threat in that ballpark

and off of Aardsma.

Aardsma time.

Go get’em champ. You’re leading the lead in hearts per inning.

Gameday

Chug….chug………chug……………………wheeze

So, PH'ing Griffey for Figgins might be the dumbest think Wak has done in 2 years.

I still love Wak, but that made no sense.

Results based analysis@
Ok Aaaaardsma, don't mess it up, please.
4 outs to go for CC.
Nobody cares about the Yankees
I would actually love to watch
I found an ATDHE stream just in time for Kelly Shoppach to end it.
I already had another stream going and my laptop is dangerously close to overheating

so I couldn’t risk it. Sounds like I didn’t miss anything though!

People care about no-hitters
Still has a nice Change up
Do you put Tui at 2nd or 3rd?
Hopefully 3rd
Tui at second...
Damn I REALLY wish we could have scored a few more.

I don’t feel comfortable with any lead facing this lineup.

MLB.com is showing the no-hit bid on the homepage
Game terrifying.
If we win this,

I feel like the last week gets erased.

If we lose this, it will feel like the season’s over.

This is completely emotional.

I love baseball!
So glad to have it back!
Heart Attack Aardsma, here we go.
Thanks to Jose Lopez, this game is freaking me the fuck out.
KELLY SHOPPACH!
THE MAN THE MYTH
The 33% K rate
67% of the time he works every time.
Kelly Shoppach clean base hit.
No-hitter over.
No more no hitter for CC
Is that even relevant?
No. Fuck the Yankees.
All no hitters are relevant
Lead singer of Coldplay? Really guy?
What about Chris Martin?
COME ON SABATHIA SCREW IT UP SO FOX ISN'T JUSTIFIED IN BRINGING ME THE YANKEES GAME
YOU'RE WELCOME
No-no is no more for CC.
No no-no for CC
I am not filled with confidence.
NO FLY BALLS

GOOD……GOOOOOOD

The way this game's going I almost expected Colome to come in and get the save
D.A got the split?! Nice
Come on DA!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
Aardsma is not famous for his nasty stuff, Josh.
Go on, Aardsma!

Just two more!

That would have sucked for the Rays

They had that Buehrle perfect game against them last year, too

Tyler Teagarden?
Taylor.

What about him?

Dave called him Tyler on the radio
I feel like I must be a damn good no hitter jinx

It seems like every time I turn one on the next batter gets a hit

I'm sure a lot of people feel that way.
Oh no, Michael Young comes up this inning.
Only if someone gets on.
No he doesn't.

Unless someone gets on base

Come on Aardsma!!!
Phil Mickelson is now the Masters leader

If anyone cares.

Back to back eagles.
That's good, I have him going on my fantasy golf team
A typing homerun would be unpleasant here
Well don't say anything.
Why would you say nasty things like this?
I WOULD OF FUCKING CUT YOU

IF IT WEREN’T FOR GUTI!

It almost happened.

Thank you Guti.

Come on Aardsma, COME ON!!

I’m so nervous right now.

Fly balls make me a sad panda
This ends Tui's run

In 2008 he only played 3rd
In 2009 he only played 2nd
In 2010 he only played 1st

Until now :(

SIT DOWN BITCH

I’ve been waiting to say that

GUTIERREZ I LOVE YOU
GUTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD I CAME SO HARD
MLB "Beyond Baseball" commercials make me cry.
OH FUCK ME FRANKLIN!
GTUI! GUTI! GUTI!
GUTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH GUTI JESUS CHRIST DON'T EVER LEAVE US
GUTI!!!SEXXXXX!!!
HOLY SHIT GUTI!
HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT
GUTI GUTI GUTI I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
HOLY COCKS POP MY CHERRY
JESUS CHRIST GUTI YOU SEXY MONSTER
OH MY GOD

GUTIGASM

MOTHER F'N GUTZ!!!!!
Sexy and a half!
GUTI'S COCK IN MY MOUTH NOW PLEASE PLEASE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST DIED A LITTLE BIT

SUBJECT LINE
The exclamation points are the subject line
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUTI

OH MY GOD

SEX ME UP ALL DAY YOU HOT FUCKING MAN
SEX ME FRABKLIN
You're coming out, Eyebrows!
DAVE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GOING TO DIE. I NEED TO SEE THIS!
Guti...I LOVE YOU!!!
I just threw up in my mouth.
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!!!

I love you so hard!

I AM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! GUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING SHIT
WHAT HAPPENED WHAT WHAPPENED
THIS THIS WHAT HAPPENED?
GUITI MADE A FUCKING AMAZING CATCH

IN THE RF GAP, OVER THE WALL, ON THE FLY…UNF!!!!!!! SO GOOOOD!

HOLY SHIT.
  1. on Sportscenter’s top plays worthy?
YES
Fucking. Awesome. Gotta see this replay.
GUTZ!

Death to flying things!

SOMEONE BOX JLC before he fucks us.

GUTTTTTTTIIIIII WOW!!!
OH MY GOD FRANKLIN

SCRATCH THAT, FRANKLIN, YOU ARE MY GOD.

GUTI GUTI GUTI

GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI

GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!
I MUST SEE THE REPLAY
Yeah it was a great catch.
WHY CANT I SEE THIS.

FUCK FOX SATURDAY BASEBALL.

I ONLY HAVE GAMEDAY WHAT HAPPENED
GUTI MADE THE CATCH OF THE YEAR :O
Leaping sex catch at the wall
Guti robbed a home run
Guti brought a Home run back
Guti robbed a HR/ ball of the wall
Remember that Rajai Davis play?
IIA dlhsd;aljh;asjkdh
GUTI IS GOD!!!!!
SOMEONE PLEASE DESCRIBE.
Guti saved a homer; nothing abnormal.

He’s just too fucking good.

Incorrect, that was super abnormal.

Really fucking abnormal.

With Guti anything is possible.
GUTI SAYS FUCK REGRESSION TO THE MEAN!
HAHAHA YES GUTIERREZ

I LOVE THE SOUND OF THE COLLECTIVE DISAPPOINTMENT OF TEXAS FANS

YOU SEXY, SEXY BEAST
GUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
Neihaus's call on that was legendary

FRANKLIN GUTIERREZ! DEATH! DEATH TO FLYING THINGS!

I THINK THERE WERE THREE DEATHS
Two deaths followed by a short but dramatic pause.
Holy shit Franky is good!
Who says a +30 season isn't repeatable
Nice

+1

No +1 here

use the rec button.

LATINO HEAT

HE LIES HE CHEATS HE STEALS!
CATCH THAT BALL ROB JOHNSON!!
Off a foul tip, not sure if I can be mad about that one.
FUCKING AWESOME
That catch just made my entire week.

Love you Guti.

With Guti in the outfield

HR/FB is sustainably low

NIEHAUS ALMOST HAD A SEIZURE
Stop hitting foulballs.
SHUT IT DOWN AARDSMA

FUCKING DO IT.

Go on, Aardsma!

Get this guy.

God damn you FOX

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTI!

WOOOOOOO! AARDSMA!
Low bendy thing, throw it
OR THAT WORKS FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WOOOOOOOO WIN!
WIN WIN WIN HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE WIN
YESSSS.

THANK GOD!

That was awesome
HOW DID WE WIN THIS GAME??
WWWWWWWWIIIIIIINNNNN
HOLY FUCK YES!!!
TELL IT TO THE DA
K! MARINERS WIN!
BALLGAME

AND I’M SPENT

YES! VICTORY!
YAYAYYYYAYAYAY!
Nice catch Rob!!!!!!!!!!
MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN
MAN WE NEED THIS!
WE WON A GAME!!!
Wow, awesome win

Cheers

VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE BASEBALL!!

HEY GUYS WE WON A GAME
World Series here we come!
BACK ON THE BANDWAGON EVERYONE
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
SO SEXY GUTI
VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YES

Best day of my life.

CASE CLOSED
Texas Appeals!

DENIED

DUN DUN MOTHERFUCKERS
ICHIRO AND GUTI HUG!
THANK FUCKING JESUS.
OMG, THE SEASON IS OVER WHY DID THEY EVEN PLAY THE LAST 3 INNINGS.
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES

COME ON!

That made my week.
GO MARINERS
M's WIN! M's WIN! M's WIN! M's WIN!
Did the Mariners win?

It seems like they might have….

Guti just made me cave in

and buy MLB.tv.

For all of you like me who doubted the Mariners today..

SUCK IT!!!

Anyone who didn't is delusional
Holy fuck that was a baseball game
GUTIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We needed this so bad
I HAVE FOUND HAPPINESS ONCE AGAIN
SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS MAKES ME HAPPY
HOW ARE YOU FEELING TEXAS??? GUTI ENOUGH FOR YOU?????!!!
Gameday didn't help me enjoy that, but still awesome!!!!!
THANKS JESUS.

GREAT WIN. AHHHH!

COLOME HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
THIS JOKE IS FRESH
That is going to get old fast!!

But for now, it’s hilarious!

Ian Snell pitches a no hitter tomorrow.
Put it on the board.
Yes!
I laughed

Does that make me a bad person?

No that makes you real
Hawk Harrelson is bad and you should feel bad.
Hawk Harrelson is the greatest broadcaster in baseball and you should feel bad
He is a giant ignoramus and biased to the point of being insufferable.

Add to that the fact that he tells shitty stories and makes fucking horrible calls, no. He’s horrible.

/sarcasm (?)

Although Sonny Jurgensen makes me wanna puke even more than Hawk.

Corco is not being sarcastic.

He has a major boner for Hawk and wants him to play Daddy and “accidentally” touch him in the shower.

No, he's serious
My younger years were spent listening to the Hawk

and my Dad still uses Hawk’s catchphrases in certain situations, so yeah, I love Hawk

Dad gummit
And I say that probably 2 dozen times in a given day
He should be biased, he broadcasts for a team not all teams

His stories are good, his calls are better, and he is awesome

Yeah his Buehrle perfect game call was just excellent.

YES! YES! YES! HISTORY!!

I hated that call because no matter what Hawk says he always sounds like a dumb redneck.
On opposing team homers, he'll go completely silent or just yell "NO!!"

He calls the White Sox “The Good Guys” and opponents are “The Bad Guys”. On any fly ball, he gives up providing information and just screams “Strrrretch! Stretch! Stretch!”. He’s a pile of shit.

Agreed

This bias and then there’s outright homerism, and Hawk is certainly on the extreme side of the latter.

There's bias*
He's a TV broadcaster

He’d be awful on the radio, but when you can see what’s going on there’s no reason to do anything other than provide sound effects

He's like watching the game with a drunken 12 year old that is only capable of yelling things.
If by greatest, you mean one that's most deserving of suffering a fatal on-air stroke, then yes.
Hawk is the woooooooooooorst
Absolutely
I would like to sincerely apologize to all of you for my actions
Did Dave post his 1-5 recap already?
I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN HIM STEAL THE HOME RUN AWAY

BUT ALAS WE WON. YESSSSSSSSSSS!

I'm sure it will be on ESPN or MLB.COM highlights later.
THE MARINERS ARE UNDEFEATED WHEN WE CAN'T WATCH

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, RIGHT?

By this logic

I should always have afternoon quality time with my wife during M’s games. always.

Hey, wait.

Self-fixed.

Sports Center is on right now.

Highlights about the west will be on whenever they run out of Yankee/Redsox material they might recap it.

GUTI WILL BE AS GOOD AT DEFENSE AS TORII HUNTER SOMEDAY
RUINING BIRTHDAYS FUCK YEAH
Is it safe to say he's the best defensive OF in baseball right now?
It's likely he is
The Rangers broadcasters were saying he unequivocally was yesterday
Good revenge for last year.
Ahh, Guti sex voice on the radio
Aardsma has looked awesome so far. Control seems better.
PLEASE SPORTSCENTER I NEED HIGHLIGHTS.
YOU'LL HAVE TO WATCH 23 CC SABATHIA OUTS FIRST
UGH YOU'RE RIGHT.

But now they’re doing SPRING COLLEGE FOOTBALL. I hate college football (I’m probably alone in this opinion).

It's not interesting in APRIL, but yeah
I hate all college sports.
Thank you.

I’m stuck in college football country.

Guti on what Ichiro said after the catch...

“He just said ‘how do you do it’”

Ichiro seemed more excited about that catch than Guti.
Wow!

Unbelievable finish! Glad the Mariners didnt just bend over for this game.

Gooch deserves a nice tickle after the game…

Did Andrus doff his helmet to Guti??

If he didn’t, he should learn how to be a nice guy from Milton

Great finish!

Excellet game! Just leaving the stadium. The sad faces on all the rangers fans more than make up for the lack of runs until the 9th.

That must have been a great game to be at.
It was

A really great game. 9th inning was incredible, so much energy in the ballpark. Fantastic game. And cheap beers!

Go Sounders!
Yes! 2x the Happy!
That Gutierrez 4/20 extension is gonna be looking oh so underpaid by 2013
Hello!

Welcome to LL!

It looks underpaid now.

Trust me i thought it was a steal in January.

It’s gonna be a train robbery.

Oceans 15

Or whatever their on right now.

I'm so pissed I could only watch this on game day
Boy am I unhappy that I stopped watching this game just to fiddle around with video sharing to my Xbox
I went to go clean the bathroom.

I come back down and we are ahead.

Glad I got see the Guti catch

Yes, the 9th inning was incredible.

Guti’s catch was sick!!!

Never stop watching a game early.

You never know what will happen.

FUCK YOU MLB.COM

GET THE REPLAY UP NOW

The WP graph at Fangraphs is nice.
If that graph was a roller coaster I'd be throwing up
Ichiro was so jacked on that Guti catch, what a play!
GAH I NEED TO SEE THIS!!
Griffey pinch hit for Chone. I'm scared.
Franklin Gutierrez - AL MVP?!
I don't know.

I heard that Jose Lopez is pretty good.

I honestly don't see why not.

He probably won’t get the RBI’s to be considered by the national media though.

He won't get the slash numbers he needs.
Now I await yet another Angel's loss hopefully.
When you pluralize something, you don't need an apostrophe.

You can just say Angels. Wow, that was easy.

Perhaps the Angels posses the loss.
But only one of them does.

Not sure which one though.

I'm an engineer.

I fail at English naturally.

Griffdawg led the way with +30% WPA, seeing one pitch. Nice.
Chart thread up
But other game talk stays here!
Well, nlistening to the ninth helped make up for the only other part of the game I got to hear ... Rob not catching the ball, so two runs scored.

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