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I was intending to write something up about the home opener. However, I didn't get back to Portland until 1, and even having been at the Safe to watch them firsthand, the Mariners didn't really give me anything to write about. So here we are. Before the game, FSN ran a poll asking fans what they were most excited about in the afternoon. 45% said "Randy Johnson's first pitch." 21% said "the game." I made a crack about the results when I saw them, but it turns out the people were right. Wisdom Of Crowds, I guess.

It's one thing to get owned by Brett Anderson, but when you're getting two-hit at home by Justin Duchscherer, that's when things get uncomfortable. All game long there were statements being made about how awful this team looks, and while any team would look awful going 2-6, and while the Mariners are better than this, there's no questioning that they have a certain feel about them when they get in these slumps. Maybe it's the same feel that any team gets when it sucks, but when this team's at the plate, there's a feeling of hopelessness, and when this team's in the field, there's an air of inevitability, especially when the other guys get runners on. The only thing more predictable than the M's stranding Franklin Gutierrez in the fourth was Gabe Gross not stranding his two runners in the seventh. Randy's pitch and flashy infield defense aside, that was a miserable game, and what's worse is that it blended in so well with all the others.

Do we panic? You don't need me to tell you that it's still early, that it's only been eight games. Of course the team isn't this bad. Nobody's hitting their averages, and even if Griffey "looks finished," you can't dogpile on him, because he's just one of a number of guys not doing what's expected. Things will even out, and as they do, the team will score more runs. Of that there's no question.

Consider what you think about the Angels. The Angels are 2-5, have a worse run differential than we do, and are well on their way to their sixth loss right now as they've blown some glorious run-scoring situations in New York. A lot of Angels fans are probably freaking out, but you expect them to get a lot better, as you should. The Angels are a pretty good team, and the Mariners are a pretty good team, and pretty good teams don't lose 75% of their games.

Here's the problem, though - at the start of the year, we told you time and time again that the West would be a tight division, and now that we're about a week into the year, the M's are four games out of first place. Meaning they need to be that much better over the remaining 154 if they want to make the playoffs. A four-game deficit over five and a half months can seem like a lot or a little depending on how you look at it, but it's a clear disadvantage. Our postseason odds might be half what they were last weekend. Half! It's both a surmountable deficit, and a significant one.

So the Mariners need to shape up, and they need to shape up soon, because no matter how long the baseball season may be, a bad start can torpedo a team before it so much as moves off the shore. Tonight would be a good time to start. A win tonight pulls the M's a game closer. A win tomorrow draws them closer still. It's too early to care about the games back, but it's also never too early to care about the games back, because games back mean everything. The M's can't afford to fall many more games back. They can't afford it, because they aren't good enough to crawl out of a big April hole.

The Mariners are a talented team, and from this point forward, I expect them to play like it. And they better. There is no panic threshold, no single game on which everything rests. Every additional loss, however, makes things just a little more bleak, and it's too early for bleak. It's April 13th. So with that in mind, I would like no more of this poor performance, no more of this losing. No more of it, indeed.

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The game was sure depressing to be at after the pre-game festivities.

It’s only made worse by everyone in my section looking at me funny when I started yelling about how Rob Johnson sucks as they heckle Bradley. I hope tonight is better. I didn’t come this far to see two shit games.

I like how they introduced Bradley first before the game and used fireworks to cover up any potential fan response

Walking out of the stadium, I eavesdropped on some people asking if this was going to be the worst sports year in Seattle history. Obviously stupid, but you can sense that people are already getting fed up with this team.

Come on, guys; let's think positive!

Believe big! I’m not going to give up on our M’s just yet, and neither should any of you.

We're not giving up by any stretch of the imagination

We’re just frustrated to shit.

Nobody's giving up

Literally nobody. But everybody is more nervous than they were eight days ago.

Actually ...

… I’m not really a fairweather fan, but I’ve read this book before. What makes it worse is that the braintrust have staked their collective reputation on a couple of decisions that do not look wise and they seem to have little recognition of the notion of sunk costs.

Which decisions are you referring to?
keeping Sweeny, putting MB into LF, catching situation ...
Clearly those are the brain trust's decisions
2 out of 3

Seem pretty easy to rectify and expecting them to make major roster decisions within the first 10 games strikes me as a might hasty. The FO has staked their reputation on the Lee trade, Guti trade and Felix extension. All of which are things I think we’re pretty happy about yes?

The braintrust staked their reputation on those decisions?
to the point where they violated what appear to be their own principles in roster management in making those decisions
What
I'd say it was the exact opposite

the braintrust has hardly staked their entire reputations on this, and seem stunningly aware of what sunk costs are and how to trade them for Milton Bradley

You meant to post this in 2007 right?
Why do you believe the FO has little recognition of sunk cost?
I guess that's a good way to put it...

but we could easily look at this as the low point of the season. Instead of our July slump, we’re getting it out of the way early and soon Lee will be pitching and everything will be better.

Unfortunately that's not really the way these things happen
Damn it!

You mean were allowed more than one slump a year?

Our true talent level still as an 83-86 win team, but we can only be expected to play at that level for the remaining 154 games.

So going 2-6 does hurt, and it’s the gambler’s fallacy to think that some force will even all these early losses out.

Could anything really beat 2008 for Seattle sports?

The mariners sucked, the seahawks sucked, the sonics….left, and the college teams where pretty terrible as well.

No, that year's in a class all its own
That was a truly special year

that was a near-impossible level of sucking

I sort of miss it
You know it's bad when we are forced to romanticize the suck.
No I've always romanticized 2008
The Storm did something!
shut up
I've had season tickets since their inception.

They’re pretty good

Before I went to Spring Training I looked at Baseball-References and looked at the 2008 Mariners.

My oh my! That team was horrible.

I just hate that people have such short memories

that this “could be worse”

A quick and dirty calculation tells me that the 2-6 start has cost the team about two games from the projected total

That is, if they are an 85 win true talent team and play that way (.525) for the rest of the season, then they’ll finish with 83 wins. If they were an 83 win team, they should finish at .500. And so on.

I like thinking of things this way because it puts it into perspective. None of our players have gotten worse because of these eight games, and the talent on the team remains, so we shoudln’t panic. On the other hand, the games do count and they’re going to have to play that much better, or luckier, to get to the top of the division.

I completely understand the concept of gambler's fallacy

But teams naturally go through stretches of hot and cold streaks.

This is undoubtedly colder then Pluto.

Nevertheless, whatever your projection for the M's was

you should dock it two games.

I know, I know

Damn it all.

Good thing I projected them as a 100 win team

This slow start will just help the drama of the eventual movie made about this 2010 season.

If in a couple weeks, the Mariners are outperforming their projected win rate, should you add to your expectations?
(Meant as an honest question.)
Say the Mariners play .714 ball for the rest of April after this miserable opening.

This means that at the end of the month, we’ll have a 13-10 record.

You still project them as a true talent level 85 win team (.525). For the remaining 139 games, then, you say 139*.525=72.975+13=85.975 wins, so call them an 86 win team. Your true talent level projection has them gaining a win on the back of the record they’ve already built.

Milton Bradley has 28 PAs and a BABIP of 0.

0!

And somehow has a .250 OBP
I think this is my favorite stat of the year so far

either that or Franklin Gutierrez being on pace to be a 14.5 WAR player if you use +/- as his actual defensive numbers

As fan of Gutierrez I think I would love a 14 WAR season from him.

Maybe he would even win the “Gold Glove” award this year.

Are you kidding?

Not while Torii Hunter is alive. I mean we all know he’s the superior fielder.

Seems like he let a pretty big one drop today.
12 balls in play and not a single hit

Lame as hell.

and he's made some solid contact

he’ll be fine.

Noticed this last night. Remarkable.
No line drives neither
He had a homer stolen
How can that be...?

He’s at least hit one home run. Does a home run not count as a ball in play?

Are the stands in play?
According to Franklin

yes.

They are for Frabklin and Ichiro!
And Rajai Davis >:(
And Kenny Lofton (breaks window with angry thoughts).
In a manner of speaking

yes, they are.

No
Hm, interesting.

Good to know. Is it not considered a ball in play because (at least in theory) a fielder cannot possibly make a play on it?

Correct
Ok, that makes sense.

I’m thinking about the purpose of the statistic from the batter’s perspective. One would want to know a batter’s BABIP to know how lucky (or skilled) he is at putting a ball where fielders could reach the ball but don’t. In contradistinction to that, one would want to know a team/pitcher’s BABIP to know how effective that pitcher/team is at putting balls where they can be reached/reaching balls that can be reached. So I guess knowing how could that player is at putting balls where they can’t be reached, or how bad that pitcher/team is at keeping balls where they can be reached/reaching balls that can be reached wouldn’t matter for this statistic. Wow, I guess that was kind of obvious, but apparently not for me. I had to work that one out for a bit.

So what about a ball that bounced off an outfielder’s glove (or head—hello, Jose Canseco) and over the fence? In theory, at least, a fielder could possibly have made a play on that ball.

I would think that would be something along the lines of

an extremely rare anomaly. How many batters have gotten a home run like that in their careers? Have any had it happen twice?

I can only think of two.

Jose Canseco and when Jason Michaels had the ball in his glove about 5-6 feet from the wall and in some weird nonsense he flipped it up over the wall.

Lets call in an anomaly.

That has happened one time in the history of baseball

I think we can call it negligible against the millions of other batted balls in play

They'd be classified as HR and therefore not in play

Clearly this is wrong but it happens so infrequently that nobody would care too much

And that's exactly what I was guessing.

Yay for thinking about baseball numbers… now back to bending over and letting calc have its way with my sphincter.

Huh

I believe you, just that it seems counterintutive to exclude home runs from the stat. I assumed a stat measuring “balls in play” would include all in-play batted balls hit between the white lines. If a ball goes over the fence, all the better.

This is exactly what I was thinking.
Perhaps an easier way to think of it would be

“balls in play that can reasonably be defended against” or something like that.

If you include homers, it's just batting average, and we already have that stat.

By removing homers, we can at least get closer to understanding how much a hitter/pitcher has been helped/hurt by defense and luck.

Removing homers also helps in evaluating a team’s defensive efficiency. If you add homers, defenders who play behind homer-prone pitchers are unfairly penalized.

I understand what you’re saying, but we already know how many homers a guy has hit. What we’re trying to do with BABIP isn’t to measure a player’s skill, but to gauge if he’s been unlucky or not. Include homers, and you’re favoring guys who hit more homers.

Someone can explain this better than I can, but what I’m saying is we already have stats to reward a guy for hitting homers. BABIP is a supplemental number that we use to learn a little more.

The explanation was perfectly summed up in your subject line.
I'm nothing if not long-winded.
Rec'd for noticing your own flaw.

Meant in fun.

Thank you sir, for entertaining my ignorance
BABIP is not really designed to measure a hitter's skill though

I have always viewed it more as a measurement of a hitter’s luck, and/or a measurement of the defense and how it affects a pitcher/hitter

You can read right along as I wander my way to this conclusion.

Just click here!

I couldn't tell out in RF, but was Milton getting heckled by the fans over there in the field? Sounded like it.
I was sitting in the left field stands and there were quite a few fans down on Milton after he flubbed that grounder.

Of course, these were the same fans that cheered like hell when he almost through that guy out at home plate. Go figure that they cheer good plays and jeer bad ones.

Same

They seemed to grow weary of him as the game proceeded steadily down the crapper.

So... how long until we get Lee and Bedard back?
A month
Shit
It's going to be great to get their bats in the line-up....
You are mistaken

Pitchers do not hit in the AL

Shit
Why would you want either of them to hit?
Apparently it was a bad attempt at sarcasm.
I thought it was funny
Dude, they'll be in time for interleague.
Pessimistic schedule fot Lee is a week into May

optimistic schedule for Bedard is late May, from what I’ve read.

Great write-up

I agree… its the old cliche, divisions aren’t won in April, but they can be lost. If we get on a roll and miss the playoffs by a few games, we’re all going to be looking back to the first week of the season thinking “Damn, if only we had played well THEN”. I don’t want that to happen. Things need to turn around quick.

It's not helping that we're a bit banged up right now
Are we really banged up? We're missing one key player.

Can’t really use Bedard since we knew he was going to be out for a few months

Hannahan as well
I don't think a back-up infielder is a good example of how "banged-up" we are.
Yeah, because literally not having anyone else on the team who can passably play SS or 2B is a good thing
Valid point. I'm not saying it doesn't suck that he's hurt. It's just not whats making us lose.
You really think not having Hannahan has contributed to this 2-6 start?
It's not helping and we'll be a better team when he returns

also, with Hannahan out, you cannot pinch-hit for Jack Wilson, which is bad

I see what you're saying.

In the long run though what does his contribution really equal? 1 win if he plays really well?

Flexibility is a good thing, and the alternatives are Josh Wilson or Matthew Tuisasosopo

but yeah, probably like 1-1.5 WAR sounds reasonable

I think that what it really comes down to.

We have a weird amount of flexibility at some positions and then none at others. I think Hannahan would probably help this some. When is he supposed to come back anyway?

Once again, I'm having a hard time recalling a situation this year

where Hannahan would have gotten a start, or gone into a game as a defensive replacement and made an impact.

I’m also having a hard time recalling a situation where Jack Wilson has had to bat in a situation that we could have used a pinch hitter. Moreover, the bench bats are so terrible, I have a hard time believing Wak would have ever seriously considered pinch hitting for Wilson.

Hannahan has value in that he can spell Wilson when he gets banged up for a few days. Other than that, I fail to see how he’s considered a key member of this team.

Every time Jack Wilson bats, we could have used a pinch hitter.
A's fan here

Hannahan was hard to watch in an Oakland Uniform. Unless Alan Cockrell has worked a miracle, I’d imagine his impact would be minimal.

Hannahan allows the team to pinch hit for Wilson in the late innings without being too great of a defensive falloff.

He’s a better option for spot starts than anyone else available as well.

And actually has a little offensive upside!

No, Jack Hannahan isn’t a savior. But he’s not terrible either, and he’s a good defensive player, which is a pretty huge plus

I want to argue that having Hannahan would help...

But after the PH penalty, is Tui instead of Wilson enough of an offensive upgrade to overcome the defensive impact from going Wilson to Hannahan?

The defensive downgrade is almost irrelevant because we are assuming in this situation if we do not score, we lose the game
Tui wouldn't even be the guy pinch hitting, he's not on

this team if Hannahan is.

So it’s Mike Sweeney or Griffey as your PH.

So then it's literally no offensive upgrade.

That’s great.

They're both significantly better hitters than Wilson
Pinch-hitting penalty negates virtually any difference.

With Griffey, you get a little boost as long as it’s against a RHP, but it’s like 5-10 wOBA points difference, which is 3 runs over the course of a season or .005 runs over one PA.
The difference between Wilson and Hannahan is about .01 runs over one inning.

So it’s a downgrade even then.

What about that game in Oakland where Wilson struck out with the bases loaded?

If Hannahan was healthy, Wak could have used a pinch hitter there. And I don’t think that was the only situation.

That's the only situation I recall. And that was in like the sixth

inning. Wak rarely pinch hits, so I’m not going to assume he would have been willing to make a switch there.

Plus, once again, who is pinch hitting, our bench bats stink and you have to factor in the PH penalty

So was Davis out at the plate?

I’m guessing the right call was made but it looked close from far away.

I want to know about the play at first.

That seemed amazingly obvious from my seats in RF, but didn’t get a replay.

It was obvious

He was incredibly out.

This too. He looked out from where I was as well.
HD Replays and Pitch F/X

coupled with old school resistance to instant replay is really making me hate umpires.

I was in the first row of section 320 looking right down on that play.

Seemed like he was out by a mile.

He looked safe on the replays I saw.

It was a great throw, pretty bad tag. It was Davis though and he is fucking fast.

I like how Rob Johnson has played the catcher position long enough to make a professional team as one

And yet he still has no concept of how to block home plate.

Actually, no, I don’t like it.

I was just surprised Johnson caught it.
Progress!

Wish he would do it when Felix pitches.

I had the benefit of a few replays.

Davis made a great hook slide and Johnson whiffed on the tag. I’m not sure Rob even had a chance, to be honest.

But he's still welcome to go play in traffic.
Yes but would a decent catcher have had a chance?
I don't think so. Bradley's throw was awesome, but the last hop slowed it down quite a bit.

That slight delay gave Davis the advantage and his slide kept his body well away from the tag.

Good to know.

It happened lighting quick from the upper deck. The one at first was fucking obvious though. That stupid mother fucker didn’t have an angle but because he’s a god damn umpire he can’t appeal or use replay.

You have a chance if you block the plate.

It’s simple as that. Am I saying he would have made the play? No, but he’d have had a chance.

Davis beat the hop to Johnson's glove.

Had he blocked the plate, he Davis would have trucked him and the ball would have been rolling free somewhere.

But again, I'm all for Rob Johnson getting steamrolled.
Not going to disagree with this.
Hard to fault anyone for that, really.

You’re going to have a hard time gunning down Davis on a ball that deep.

Johnson never touched him
Alright, good to know.

I was pretty far away and of course couldn’t see a replay so I was just curious.

I was shocked at the tepid response for Randy Johnson.

There were probably ~5 people in my section standing and cheering, the rest were on their butts.

As stupid as it is, Randy Johnson was never the same icon that Griffey was
Yeah I was expecting a Griffey-esque homecoming reaction.

People cheered but it wasn’t as deafening as I had built it up to in my mind leading up to the game.

It didn't help that he walked from center field so the applause was somewhat diluted by the time he got to the mound.
That just made me think of him coming out of the pen in 95, which I found to be exciting.
He got huge applause when he was back here last year

and you have to remember that some people (stupidly) have negative feelings towards him because of the way both side parted ways

Randy got huge applause (as I recall) when he came back with the D-Backs in the first week Safeco was open

And got a good response when he started the 2001 All-Star game. Not like he’s never been back.

Dan Wilson got a louder ovation, at least that's how it came across on television
Things often come across wrong on television?
Were you at the game, if so, then I'd love to be corrected, since I find it

amusing (in bad way) that Seattle appreciates Dan Wilson more than Randy Johnson.

Dan Wilson is awesome
Not even remotely as awesome as Randy Johnson
I mean that I have no idea
Randy Johnson had a minute long loud standing ovation

Dan Wilson got a cheer.

There were two guys in front of me that damn near fainted with joy when Randy walked out.

I swear it was like being at a Michael Jackson concert and watching all those teenaged girls falling over.

I think too, with Dan, it was the surprise that it was him coming out to catch
People were surprised?

We called that before the game. Seemed very typical of how this team likes to milk the entire 1995 roster for all they are worth.

I know what you mean, I thought the same thing.

But I think it’s just due to the applause for Randy finally dying down a bit in anticipation for the pitch. Then the Dan Wilson announcement was made and it spiked again.

I thought the reception was fine, everyone was standing and cheering in my section (328).

I was about 40 rows up around the Home Plate/dugout section.

The ovation was loud and everyone was on their feet.

Randy took a moment to stand by himself out in the mound and wave to all the people. The ovation died a little at that point. So when Wilson came out and everyone realized that it wouldn’t be … I don’t know Rob Johnson or Jesus Colome catching the first pitch, then the crowd went wild. The new ovation wasn’t just about Wilson, it was because the old team was back together again.

I can just picture RJ dropping that 58 mph fastball. Getting crossed up you know.
I can hear the interview now.

RJ: I was expecting some high heat, but he threw that little looper. How do you catch something like that? The guys crafty!

Ahem... RJ= Randy Johnson (aka the big unit)

If you want to use 2 letters for Rob Johnson you could use DB. I doubt anyone would mind.

I would mind as those are my initials.
Ahhh. Let's go a different direction then.
Is DB Designated Bitch?
Or DoucheBag or DroppedBall (I know, it should be PB but I liked the either/or)
RoPB Johnson!

On second thought, maybe not.

I think it might have been more of a surprise then anything else. We all knew Johnson was gonna be there...but having Wilson come out to catch was unexpected
I would have been more surprised had Wilson not caught RJ.
It was loud from where we were sitting
Opening day crowd can be a little different.

Even so, I know I’m not the type of fan that likes to hoot and holler. The most you’ll get out of me is some standing and clapping and that’s about it.

Honestly?

Where I was sitting it was people standing and screaming their heads off as far as I could see.

It was crazy in my section.
Just my perception, good to hear others had a different take.
Everyone clapped and yelled non-stop for Randy in my section-2nd tier off left field.

And no boo birds for Bradley. I was just happy to see EDGAR. :) I love him.

It could be a long while for the Griffey challenge people.

Don’t kill anyone.

At least I won't contract diabetes anytime soon.

And yes, I know that it takes more than just sugar to trigger it.

Thanks Captain Obvious...I hadn't noticed this fact.

You can take your observations and…sorry, I’m a little cranky.

I enjoyed the racist guy trying to heckle me in Japanese(?)
Which one was that? One of the dumbasses next to me?
As we were leaving the stadium a guy tried to shove his way in front of me

I removed him from the vicinity and he was apparently unimpressed.

I was wearing an Expos hat and had a guy yell at me in French.
That's funny because there was a Japanese guy behind me trying to heckle a racist using slurs.
I love Johjima!
I'm pretty sure of the exact moment the season went down the crapper.

Game 2, pulling Shawn Kelley after only 3 batters faced and 18 pitches thrown.

You make it seem like this is football

and loosing the second game in a tight division against a rival spells doom for us all

I'm pretty confident that was the moment the bell rang.
Also, they should fire one of the coaches.

Seems like the usual thing to do in these situations.

Mike Sweeney?
Shouldn't we go after the one everyone hates?
Bill Plummer?
In all honesty I was expecting someone to reply with Mike Sweeney again.
The usual thing to do after a bad 8-game stretch

is have a better 8-game stretch.

Don Wakamatsu needs to go apeshit on an umpire.

Guaranteed method of igniting a team in a slump.

The Mariners need to fire their goalie coach
You could have just texted me and gotten the same reception
There might be others
Go to hell Sullivan
I thought you left the website
Which one?
Or are you just less sexy?
There's an occultation of my sexy star
I'm really not too concerned yet, but

I am pretty annoyed with our pitching. I know our offence is not great, but we knew that long before the season started. Our pitching, on other hand, has been seriously troublesome. Maybe they did not get enough work in during spring training, maybe they just have not found their grove, whatever it is they really need to get their shit together.

I imagine there are a lot of groves to search through in Washington to find the right one.
This team has been flat out not fun to watch, that's the worst part for me.

I hope Lee and Bedard coming back can remedy that, and we start hitting more dingers.

This team has been annoying the fans.

They’re supposed to be annoying the other teams!

The "Believe Big" marketing campaign is perhaps the worst slogan they could have chosen

I hate it so much. This team has a small, rapidly decreasing chance of making the playoffs, nothing bigger than that. Marketing sucks.

Strongly agree

I really think they should have gone with something like ‘the future is here’ or something.

Something that would have accented the fact that Guti and Felix are signed to long term contract. No matter what happens this season, as we build to the future we can be happy that two of our best players are here long-term.

that seems like a much better marketing plan to get people here now and in coming years.

"Where the future meets the present"?

Obvious understanding is the Felix/Guti point to which you alluded. Perhaps more of a veiled reference to the FO’s practice of maximizing inefficiencies in the market, thus setting trends for the future (defense…?).

Ever since the Mets started the whole "Your Season Has Come" slogan

I’ve been adamantly against slogans. I can’t remember if that was 2006 or 2007, but lets just say after the 2007 collapse, there was really no reason to have a slogan in Flushing. I hate the fact that Mariners even have one

You Gotta Love These Guys!
2010 Seattle Mariners: This team has a small, rapidly decreasing chance of making the playoffs

Hm. Don’t think that one’s going to drive ticket sales.

Oh, I can think of worse slogans that have the word "Rising" in it.
Well marketing is almost as bad as HR.
I really want to panic, but the A's are scoring runs and we aren't.

And I just look at the lineups and realize there shouldn’t be this big of a gap.

Their hits are falling and our aren't

I think we’ll be fine

Would be more optimistic, if they weren't hitting so many hard balls, and the M's

hitting so many weak balls.

Of course I expect we’ll turn this around and guys will hit like the back of their baseball cards, but I’m not going to chalk this start up to just the other teams getting lucky with their BABIP and us hitting into hard outs.

From what I’ve seen the A’s have put together much better at-bats and hit the ball with a lot greater authority then our guys.

In my opinion, our struggles on offense aren’t luck driven, it’s the result of poor approach and guys pressing.

The plan to be patient and see lots of pitches

doesn’t work if you don’t get any base runners. If every batter sees 5 pitches before getting out. The starter can still make it deep into the game. Frustrating.

It doesn't work if you aren't actually patient. That's been more of the problem for a few of our players.
I want to see this lineup tonight:

Ichiro – RF
Figgins – SS
Bradley – DH
Gutierrez – CF
Tuiasosopo – 3B
Lopez – 2B
Kotchman – 1B
Moore – C
Byrnes – LF

Good luck with that. No way Figgins is going to play SS. I'm just hoping we get Byrnes

in LF, and Tui over at 1B.

This is just what I would do with the current 25-man. No regard for what the M's have said/done so far this season.
I love punting infield defence
If we add 50 points in wOBA by doing this it makes up for our defensive downgrade.

I’m in class so I don’t want to run the numbers right now, but I can’t imagine it’s more than negligibly worse than the lineup that will be run out tonight.

I say we play Tulowitzki at short tonight
Can we start Adam Dunn at DH?

And Youkilis at 3rd?

Fuck that I want Hanley
You're talking about 2.5-3.5 wins from defence alone
Which is 50-70 points in wOBA, right?

Tui over Wilson is maybe 30 points… Alright, so we’re 1-2 wins down, but at least the offense will be a little more entertaining!

Yes but lateral moves don't get us anywhere
It was really just an exercise in putting our best offensive team on the field and putting them in positions.

Turns out it’s not a good idea.

Oh yeah!

And the defense will be less so. What a trade.

30 points of wOBA over 600PA is 16 runs.
Which is why Jack Wilson gets paid
It's nice to see Tui taking the "local guy who isn't actually very good" irrational love spot

That Willie Bloomquist left vacant, the bastard.

Tui is likely better than Bloomquist though hopefully.
Without appearing supremely bitchy;

Watching Nick Johnson go yard today pissed me off proper.

Rob Johnson

Why in the world do we still have Rob Johnson? Dude isn’t clutch, isn’t good, and that four year old kid in that Deadspin story today can hit better then him.

Either way, I’m just venting. I’ve had less fun watching this team play this year than all of last year. No lie. At times, I just want to punch the TV out of sheer frustration.

Fuck Rob Johnson.
But he looks like a sad puppy...he might cry...
Griffey does look done though, right?

I could have sworn he got ‘all of it’ on the last out yesterday and it didn’t even make the warning track. Obviously one swing doesn’t finish the guy, but he reminded me of Sexson up there waving/watching 87 mph’s right down the middle and can’t make contact. Plus the extra 30 lbs. Bench coach only.

Griffey will be fine.

I heard that the team just bought an incubator for him to sit in before games to simulate summer weather.

I would be ok with losing

If Jose Lopez would just get a testicle contusion and play through it for the rest of the game.

We can’t even get THAT much entertainment out of the team thus far.

That's not entertainment.
I wasn't referring to the pain itself as entertainment

But the witnessing the awesome badasserry of a guy playing through such an injury is entertaining.

I understand grammar, I swear

Remove the first “the.”

We had no idea of the injury extent until after the game ended
True, but I don't think it was beyond the realm of speculation that there may have been some ball damage.
But Loafie isn't a badass.

He’s a league average player and that’s probably as good as he’ll ever get.

Byrnes is pretty damn entertaining I think.
I had a similar moment before a game once

It was Griffey’s first game back with Cincinnati, in 2007. They showed that highlight video on the big screen, and had the on-field presentation, and Griffey’s little speech. I turned to the guy sitting next to me and said “I could go home happy right now.” Nine innings of 16-2 ball later, I was feeling quite prescient.

Yeah, I was at that game too

From the first pitch onward it was a miserable, miserable game. I remember when the “fans” started booing Feierabend for throwing to first with Griffey on. That seriously pissed me off. But hey! We got to see the debut of RRS! So that’s something.

Oh yeah, and we lost 1-16, not 2-16. Just to make it a little worse there.

I thought I saw a carload of possible LLers playing catch and drinking beer before the game in the supercheap $40 lot just east of the parking garage.
I know it is too early to panic, but this would be a lot easier to take if

we did not have a DH who can’t hit, a left fielder who can’t field, and Hannah Montana at catcher who can’t do either.

Milton Badley is a fine fielder.

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