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Lookout Landing

4/13: Open Game Thread, Part 3

by Matthew on in Seattle Mariners Game Threads

Well, almost!

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Nice Fister.

Come on bats.

zeeehjee - April 13, 2010 reply

Evantually we'll score right?

cedarA - April 13, 2010 reply

8 shutout innings from Fister holy tits

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

I predict we do not score this inning

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

Fister. Pitching a shutout and we can't score one god forsaken run?

joeh312 - April 13, 2010 reply

I'm on my knees here begging for a run.

JUST ONE FUCKING RUN.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

8 IP 3 hits and if he doesn't get the fucking win ...

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

Spoiler

He won’t

killer_ewok18 - April 13, 2010 reply

Hell of a game, Fister.

NOW SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS

drblacknwhite - April 13, 2010 reply

Sims is practically on his knees begging for offense.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Hes not the only one

EequalsMc2 - April 13, 2010 reply

8 SHUTOUT INNINGS! HOLY SHIT!

Allen Wu - April 13, 2010 reply

I think Dave Sims just orgasamed

EequalsMc2 - April 13, 2010 reply

From Fister pitching.

w00tah - April 13, 2010 reply

WHOA RAJAI DAVIS DIDN'T DO SOMETHING ANNOYING

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

Bring back Washburn!

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

So that just happened.

Goose - April 13, 2010 reply

71 strikes out of 100 pitches.

MFAN - April 13, 2010 reply

Fister has looked good.

Sad that we are wasting it

beastwarking - April 13, 2010 reply

Like Jakubauskas' 8 inning start.

I don’t want to mention the results of that game.

The Typical Idiot Fan - April 13, 2010 reply

It had better be Shawn Kelley time

seattlebruin - April 13, 2010 reply

FUCK THAT

KEEP FISTING!

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

We need t-shirts.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh god yes.

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

I would buy at least one.

Maybe two if there was a V-Neck.

Kirk - April 13, 2010 reply

8 inning, 3 hits, has he walked anyone?

TWownsU - April 13, 2010 reply

Nope. 4 k's too

chezbergrur - April 13, 2010 reply

DOUG DOUG DOUG

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

You are like an encyclopedia of gif's

JBell523 - April 13, 2010 reply

I HEREBY WAVE MY MAGIC WAND

To transform us into an incredible offense!

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

8 shutout innings from Fister!

Good thing we have a good offense to back him u—-wait………oh……….oh dear.

Benne - April 13, 2010 reply

Niehaus's sarcasm is simply hilarious now regarding our great hitting.

wazzu93 - April 13, 2010 reply

Wait what did he say?

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Every time we crap out he gets more worked up.

wazzu93 - April 13, 2010 reply

Here we go Sweeney here we go

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

THIS IS A PROMISING START

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Time to score!

Gihyou - April 13, 2010 reply

We will score 1 run here and Aardsma will give up a walk followed by a home run.

tintin - April 13, 2010 reply

COME ON GRIFFDAWG PH

I Lick Squirrels - April 13, 2010 reply

Figgins just batted last inning

Gihyou - April 13, 2010 reply

I'll take it Loafie.

Come the fuck on Sweeney.

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

I got what I wanted out of this game.

ThundaPC - April 13, 2010 reply

Bunt, Sweeney, bunt!

Jeff Nye - April 13, 2010 reply

What the shit Gameday

It said Lopez popped out to Pennington

bluemax - April 13, 2010 reply

Watch the game instead:

It’s a lot more fun, and accurate

http://atdhe.net/17311/watch-athletics-vs-mariners

JBell523 - April 13, 2010 reply

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

I’ve followed the game through this thread and gamecast for the past hour and a half

chezbergrur - April 13, 2010 reply

I mentioned it earlier too

Around the 4th inning is when it started working

JBell523 - April 13, 2010 reply

Thanks by the way

chezbergrur - April 13, 2010 reply

All right here we go here we go here we go

here we go

RunningFool - April 13, 2010 reply

Gameday Broken.

“Jose Lopez pops out to second baseman Adam Rosales”.

The Typical Idiot Fan - April 13, 2010 reply

Lean into the pitch Sweeney.

BeerDrinking - April 13, 2010 reply

Yeah, Gameday Sweeney'd itself.

Spider Jerusalem - April 13, 2010 reply

For God's sake score a run before Rob Johnson comes up.

Crystal for DH - April 13, 2010 reply

OK now to give ol' Fisty some fucking run support

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

8 RUNS COME ON

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

I feel like this part of the lineup results in a Catch 22 of sorts.

If they hit, its good, because they are hitting!
But if they are hitting, then Rob Johnson.

Limerickx - April 13, 2010 reply

Milton Bradley HR.

CALLING IT

TWownsU - April 13, 2010 reply

3 run HR inc!

TWownsU - April 13, 2010 reply

I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!!

TWownsU - April 13, 2010 reply

Mike Sweeney and Rob Johnson will ruin this.

Kirk - April 13, 2010 reply

HR MIKE SWEENEY

I’m feelin’ it. God, I hate myself for this.

mjhhiv - April 13, 2010 reply

Please just take Rob Johnson out of this game

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Wouldn't this be.... like the perfect time to PH a LEFT HANDED DH PLATOON PARTNER?

The Typical Idiot Fan - April 13, 2010 reply

Yes. Yes, it would.

Matthew - April 13, 2010 reply

They'd probably just bring in that Devine doucher.

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

Er Blevins.

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

Let him!

Nothing but righties and switch hitters afterward save Kotchman.

The Typical Idiot Fan - April 13, 2010 reply

Bad process = Success!

OlSalty - April 13, 2010 reply

Buhner is making me angry.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Sweeney has a Home Run hit zone?

andrewgolfsalot - April 13, 2010 reply

TAKE THAT PITCH

BE A MAN

killer_ewok18 - April 13, 2010 reply

Dont dodge it MIke youll get on base

EequalsMc2 - April 13, 2010 reply

How is Mike Sweeney such a great story?

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

The best comedies are well written.

BeerDrinking - April 13, 2010 reply

WOULDN'T THIS BE A GOOD TIME TO BUNT, WAK?

seattlebruin - April 13, 2010 reply

Good god Sweeney why did you get out of the way!

tintin - April 13, 2010 reply

I am feeling like a Jack Wilson HR.

Kirk - April 13, 2010 reply

Yes Ziegler keep doing that you sub sandwich

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

Do not swing the bat in your hand.

JLC - April 13, 2010 reply

If this were Rob Johnson that would be 2 wild pitches.

tintin - April 13, 2010 reply

I keep forgetting that Oakland hasn't scored either and that we actually can win this.

The lack of offense is just so damn depressing.

(Maybe if I was actually getting watch Fister pitch I wouldn’t forget this; from what it sounds like he’s doing a beautiful job).

Torrid - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh god jesus

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Walks are awesome

beastwarking - April 13, 2010 reply

Tape that bat to your shoulder, young man.

Spider Jerusalem - April 13, 2010 reply

Rally rally

Their pitcher’s name is Sally

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

Two on and nobody out?

Triple play!

drblacknwhite - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh fucking thank you Sweeney.

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

Well I'll be jiggered

Aaron Campeau - April 13, 2010 reply

SWEENDOG WALKKKKKKKKKKK OH YEAH

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

Nice.

PR for him please.

zeeehjee - April 13, 2010 reply

Come on Bradley, be a hero!

RunningFool - April 13, 2010 reply

WOOOO FOR ONCE SWEENEY DIDN'T SHIT THE BED

Benne - April 13, 2010 reply

SWEENEY WALK!

BYRNES FIRES OUT OF THE DUGOUT!

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

Can we score some runs here?

ThundaPC - April 13, 2010 reply

OH FUCK YES ERIC BRYNES

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

RUNNERS ON BASE COMMENCE.....

well you know the drill by now.

Goose - April 13, 2010 reply

OH LORD BYRNES!!

seattlebruin - April 13, 2010 reply

That was a cute Byrnes-Sweeney high five

Brian Floyd - April 13, 2010 reply

TRIPLE PLAY

I’M FEELING IT

I Lick Squirrels - April 13, 2010 reply

BYRNES!!!!!

JLC - April 13, 2010 reply

And now Eric Byrnes is in the game.

Fuck.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Rather have him running the bases than Sweendog.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

God, I want Milton to drive in this run so bad!!

MFAN - April 13, 2010 reply

...and thus the provenance of the phrase:

“more embarrassing than walking Mike Sweeney”

Cougriculture - April 13, 2010 reply

Milton doing that bunt thing again...

The Typical Idiot Fan - April 13, 2010 reply

Bunt to bring up Rob Johnson?

The ironings.

Spider Jerusalem - April 13, 2010 reply

JESUS JOHNSON IS ON DECK?!

seattlebruin - April 13, 2010 reply

Of course he is, we have runners on base.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Rob Johnson is on deck.

Jesus Johnson plays for the Mexico City MudSharks.

HawkedUp - April 13, 2010 reply

F THAT.

He better fucking pinch hit Griffey.

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

Can Eric Byrnes not move at a normal pace?

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

He can, but then he has to twitch the rest of his body violently.

JLC - April 13, 2010 reply

BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT

seattlebruin - April 13, 2010 reply

Do not bunt

DO NOT BUNT

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

IF YOU'RE EVER GOING TO BUNT NOW IS THE TIME

seattlebruin - April 13, 2010 reply

Don't bunt.

CRUSH!

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

And now Eric Byrnes is in the game.

Fuck.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

This team is harder to watch right now the 2008 version

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

Agreed

This team has talent it’s not living up to.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

BUNT HOME RUN LET'S DO THIS

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

How the fuck hasn't Sweeney gotten HBP in this atbat

On Gameday, it looks like Brett and Jeff bribed Zeigler to kill Sweeney’s knees once and for all.

Decatur - April 13, 2010 reply

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BrettJMiller - April 13, 2010 reply

I wonder who Gaudin is getting ready to face...

BRKLN M'S - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh hey, lunatic is in the game.

Kirk - April 13, 2010 reply

Don't fucking bunt.

God, that would be too goddamn annoying

chezbergrur - April 13, 2010 reply

Milton is trolling us. He saw how pissed we got at his attempted bunt.

The Typical Idiot Fan - April 13, 2010 reply

BECAUSE ROB JOHNSON, JACK WILSON, AND CASEY KOTCHMAN ARE BETTER HITTERS

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

I just feel like we're going to score here.

wazzu93 - April 13, 2010 reply

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

w00tah - April 13, 2010 reply

THANK YOU DON

cwel87 - April 13, 2010 reply

HE FUCKED CALLED IT

Brian Floyd - April 13, 2010 reply

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!

James F'n X - April 13, 2010 reply

BOOM!

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

I don't watch either of these shows but I love this .gif.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

I had this ready for the Milton AB

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

NICE FUCKING CALL JAY

FUCK YESSSSSSSSS

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

FUCKING MILTON!"

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

ALL XBH FOR MILTON

killer_ewok18 - April 13, 2010 reply

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

OlSalty - April 13, 2010 reply

THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN

Nate Dogg - April 13, 2010 reply

ANGRY BLACK BALLS

beastwarking - April 13, 2010 reply

BUHNER CALLS IT!

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RunningFool - April 13, 2010 reply

3... 2.... 1....

meltdown

Matthew - April 13, 2010 reply

HALLELUJAH!!!!!

Xux - April 13, 2010 reply

MILTON FUCKING BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

HALLELUJAH!!!!

wazzu93 - April 13, 2010 reply

OH MY GOD SEX YES YES YES

I Lick Squirrels - April 13, 2010 reply

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

JBell523 - April 13, 2010 reply

KAFNBLOOOIE!!!!

ThundaPC - April 13, 2010 reply

Thanks Ziegler for losing the strike zone.

Spider Jerusalem - April 13, 2010 reply

MILTON MOTHERFUCKING BRADLEY!

tintin - April 13, 2010 reply

OH MY GOD KEEP BUHNER THERE

Crystal for DH - April 13, 2010 reply

FUCK ME SO HARD MILTON FUCK ME FUCK ME

cwel87 - April 13, 2010 reply

BRADLEY BOMB SEX ME THE FUCK UP OH YEAH HELL YEAH

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

stredarts - April 13, 2010 reply

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAHFHDH OIAHOIDHOIDOIA

Benne - April 13, 2010 reply

PRAISE THE LORD PRAISE THE LORD

EequalsMc2 - April 13, 2010 reply

JAY BUHNER HAS WON THE GAME!

Goose - April 13, 2010 reply

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nick S - April 13, 2010 reply

MILTON BRADLEY

FUCK YES NEVER LEAVE OUR CITY

JLC - April 13, 2010 reply

I LOVE YOU BRADLEY

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MILTON FUCKING BRADLEY ALL YOU HATERS SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS

sanford_and_son - April 13, 2010 reply

MILTON MOTHERFUCKIN' BRADLEY

craig3410 - April 13, 2010 reply

Milton Bradley's OPS is .666

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

With a .080 BA

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

MY GOD HE IS THE ANTICHRIST

I Lick Squirrels - April 13, 2010 reply

I MUST MAKE SEX WITH MILTON BRADLEY

mjhhiv - April 13, 2010 reply

MILTON BRADLEY I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU MAY EVENTUALLY KILL

drblacknwhite - April 13, 2010 reply

Excellent call by Sims

CapSea - April 13, 2010 reply

BOO HIM, I FUCKING DARE YOU

Brian Floyd - April 13, 2010 reply

I said it above but

IINNSSAANNEE!!!!

spencer peaty - April 13, 2010 reply

Okay, Buhner, now call me winning a million dollars in the lottery.

Please and thank you.

Jeff Nye - April 13, 2010 reply

FUCK YOU SILVA!

ThundaPC - April 13, 2010 reply

I wanted to post something, but I was just started spazzing out over my keyboard in excitement instead.

Limerickx - April 13, 2010 reply

MILTON FUCKING BRADLEY!!

nickmo - April 13, 2010 reply

BLOWERS, YOU ARE NOW REDUNDANT

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

FUCK ME SOOOO HARD

Bicycle Rider - April 13, 2010 reply

THEY'RE HUGGING MILTON BRADLEY!

Goose - April 13, 2010 reply

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

MILTON FUCKING BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MFAN - April 13, 2010 reply

SEATTLE LOVES YOU YOU ANGRY, ANGRY MAN

OlSalty - April 13, 2010 reply

MILTON MOTHERFUCKING BRADLEY!!!

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

CURTAIN CALL!!!!!!

HawkedUp - April 13, 2010 reply

I AM DETERMINED TO HAVE SEX WITH MILTON BRADLEY

mjhhiv - April 13, 2010 reply

YES!! YES YES YES EYS

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Decatur - April 13, 2010 reply

I like how he still looks pissed

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

It will never be enough

killer_ewok18 - April 13, 2010 reply

FLY FLY FLY AWAY!

skywaker9 - April 13, 2010 reply

Thank you God.

THANK YOU.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Sims lost his shit!

sanford_and_son - April 13, 2010 reply

HEY NOBODY IS BOOING BRADLEY

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

YES YES YES WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRADLEY!

Nate Dogg - April 13, 2010 reply

Well how do you do!

Torrid - April 13, 2010 reply

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaron Campeau - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh Milton, you sweet, sweet, beautiful human.

mjhhiv - April 13, 2010 reply

Who was that dumbshit this weekend that was saying Milton

Wasnt going to turn it around? FUCK THAT GUY. I NEVER LIKED MYSELF ANYWAY.

BeerDrinking - April 13, 2010 reply

Counseling is an option.

Spider Jerusalem - April 13, 2010 reply

MILTON BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

I just spent the last minute curled up on the floor freaking out

I am fucking beside myself.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

He hit that ball like a white guy looking at him cross-eyed

Aaron Campeau - April 13, 2010 reply

WE LOVE YOU MILTON BRADLEY

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

HE LOOKS PISSED!! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID SLUMP!

I'mSureI'veSeenWorse - April 13, 2010 reply

Don't use up all the runs!

Spider Jerusalem - April 13, 2010 reply

I CALLED IT FIRST

TWownsU - April 13, 2010 reply

Fister win, hopefully!

Bicycle Rider - April 13, 2010 reply

Milton Braldey you beautiful man

skywaker9 - April 13, 2010 reply

How could you trade Jay buhner????

spencer peaty - April 13, 2010 reply

God and its even better to get it off Zeigler

Gihyou - April 13, 2010 reply

Im crying right now

EequalsMc2 - April 13, 2010 reply

The only thing that would of made that better would of been had Milton flipped off the entire A's infield.

Goose - April 13, 2010 reply

Double-barrelled flipoff.

craig3410 - April 13, 2010 reply

Pedro Serrano in ML2-style?

Matthew - April 13, 2010 reply

I love how mad he looked. You show him Milton.

WestCoastBias. - April 13, 2010 reply

HIRE JAY BUHNER AS OFFICIAL TEAM HOME RUN PSYCHIC

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

That's Mike Blowers job.

ChristopherA - April 13, 2010 reply

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS GAME AND I LOVE THIS MILTON BRADLEY

HOLY SHIT YES YESY YES YES EYS EYSEDS

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

FUCK YEAH FAGGOTS


Poochie - April 13, 2010 reply

This is appropriately sized.

No sarcasm.

killer_ewok18 - April 13, 2010 reply

gotta have that funk

spencer peaty - April 13, 2010 reply

Please for your own sake please capitalize

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

Is this all you even do here now?

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

You expect more of him?

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

He used to quite the poster.

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

And he didn't even make the gif.

Speaking of which who made the gif? I made the image then someone turned it into a gif.

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

100% of my comments in this thread went green

Poochie - April 13, 2010 reply

Holy shit I wish I didn't live in a dorm

Because I just woke up my whole fucking floor

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Bradly has an OPS of .666

I find that humorous.

Limerickx - April 13, 2010 reply

He is the devil

And we love that.

skywaker9 - April 13, 2010 reply

Yeah for the funk blast

MarinerFaninAZ - April 13, 2010 reply

Still not as impressive as Blowers' call last year

JBell523 - April 13, 2010 reply

Fuck Mike Blowers

EequalsMc2 - April 13, 2010 reply

Endlessly sexier, however

cwel87 - April 13, 2010 reply

That was the best Sims call I've ever heard.

ThundaPC - April 13, 2010 reply

'AND ICHIRO HAS BEATEN MARIANO RIVERA'

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

The lack of offense was really getting to him

JLC - April 13, 2010 reply

Jesus Christ I'm still shaking.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Thanks Milton - that was no doiley.

TrustBaseball - April 13, 2010 reply

CUBS FANS WERE RIGHT I HATE THIS MILTON BRADLEY GUY

WAIT NO I DON’T

JLC - April 13, 2010 reply

Did Rob Johnson just bunt?

Ah, who cares. MILTON I LOVE YOU I WANT YOUR BABIES

mjhhiv - April 13, 2010 reply

Uh

Milton Bradley eats babies…

voltron27 - April 13, 2010 reply

Can I give birth to his babies, then?

mjhhiv - April 13, 2010 reply

Yes.

But Buhner would have to predict the pregnancy.

voltron27 - April 13, 2010 reply

Less money to have to spend on food

Aaron Campeau - April 13, 2010 reply

MILTON: "I GOT SOME DIRT ON MY SHOULDER. CAN YOU BRUSH IT OFF FOR ME?"

Decatur - April 13, 2010 reply

Weird because I was listening to that song as he hit that homerun.

Kirk - April 13, 2010 reply

They should definitely play that for his at bat's.

WestCoastBias. - April 13, 2010 reply

Why bring Aardsma out

KEEP FISTING!

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

FISTER ALL NIGHT

Bicycle Rider - April 13, 2010 reply

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ROB?!?

Coach Owens - April 13, 2010 reply

I think this best captures the essence of Rob Johnson.

Torrid - April 13, 2010 reply

Bradley is already better than Silva

skywaker9 - April 13, 2010 reply

.

is already has always been.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Doug Fister needs to work on his high fives

JBell523 - April 13, 2010 reply

BOOOS FOR ROB JOHNSON.

YES!

w00tah - April 13, 2010 reply

He really didn't get any cheers on opening day when he ran out.

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

There were a couple of people around me that were cheering for him.

Ugh.

seattle_since_81 - April 13, 2010 reply

Overall it was pretty silent.

I was yelling at Sweeney to go on the DL.

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

And of course Johnson strikes out

For the third time.

skywaker9 - April 13, 2010 reply

Rob Johnson still sucks. More at 11.

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

Moore*

Fixed that for ya!

tintin - April 13, 2010 reply

Ha.

Rob Johnson, I hope you hate yourself.

Ian Smell - April 13, 2010 reply

Aardsma is getting ready because Fister wet himself...

I'mSureI'veSeenWorse - April 13, 2010 reply

NOT EVEN ROB FUCKING JOHNSON CAN BRING ME DOWN

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Do not tempt him

beastwarking - April 13, 2010 reply

Bunting at bad first pitches...YESSSS

BRKLN M'S - April 13, 2010 reply

What's with the showing bunt?

Xux - April 13, 2010 reply

Rob Johnson with the ol Golden Sombrero!

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

He makes it look so easy!

Bicycle Rider - April 13, 2010 reply

Don't you need 4 at-bats and 4 strikeouts to qualify for that?

Benne - April 13, 2010 reply

FUCKKKKK YESSS GREAT INNING

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Wow that ended a 20 inning scoreless streak

incredible

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

I wonder what the longest Astros streak is this year

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

The Astros have only led once the entire year

For a half-inning. That is sad.

skywaker9 - April 13, 2010 reply

I feel so bad for the Astros

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

I meant sad in a bad way

Not sad in a feel sorry for them way.

I could give a fuck about the Astros.

skywaker9 - April 13, 2010 reply

I don't really like them. But I do feel bad for them. 0-7 would be horrible

E-Lizz - April 14, 2010 reply

I do not believe you

Matthew - April 13, 2010 reply

I heard it straight from the horse's mouth so it must be true

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

Was it a talking horse?

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

No.

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

Then how do you know what he was saying.

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

Was the horse from Enumclaw?

Matthew - April 13, 2010 reply

No

That one came in his mouth.

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

Wait THAT horse from Enumclaw?

stredarts - April 13, 2010 reply

NO FUCK AARDSMA

FISTER CGSO LETS DO THIS SHIT

I Lick Squirrels - April 13, 2010 reply

Time to tell it to the DA!

wyte_lightning - April 13, 2010 reply

Come on baby! Can I get a "case closed"??

I'mSureI'veSeenWorse - April 13, 2010 reply

Atleast were not wasting all our offense on one game

Punkhazard - April 13, 2010 reply

The US Census commercial music is glorious.

Ian Smell - April 13, 2010 reply

Snoqualmie Casino commercials have it beat by a mile.

seattle_since_81 - April 13, 2010 reply

Do you like or dislike Ian Snell?

Choose your words carefully here

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

I find it humorous that Rob Johnson still has the second-highest OPS out of the starters.

Coach Owens - April 13, 2010 reply

I also find it humorous that he's in the major leagues.

Ian Smell - April 13, 2010 reply

SHUT UP COACH

THAT’S NOT TRUE. THE NUMBERS MAY SAY IT’S TRUE, BUT NUMBERS LIE. THEY LIE COACH. YOU’RE WRONG COACH.

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

Who else was nervous that Bradley would shank Fister for trying to high five him?

Jeff Nye - April 13, 2010 reply

That was also the best "Oh-No" comment I've ever heard.

ThundaPC - April 13, 2010 reply

I still like the Natinals one that Matthew(?) posted a while ago.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Horatio P Snuffenpuff

Matthew - April 13, 2010 reply

Easy mistake to make.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhh!!!!!

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

Ms Jeff Interrupter

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

That's what she said!

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

Confusing the authors is really doily

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

That was such a white high five between Bradley and Kotchman

Dewey N - April 13, 2010 reply

That was one of hardest hit balls that I have ever seen

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

Reminded me of a Russell blast

OlSalty - April 13, 2010 reply

So much anger

cwel87 - April 13, 2010 reply

ALL ABOARD THE AARDSMA EXPRESS

Benne - April 13, 2010 reply

This is terrifying.

w00tah - April 13, 2010 reply

Ominous start...

Brian Floyd - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh fuck DA

A walk…

skywaker9 - April 13, 2010 reply

BRING IN BRANDON LEAGUE

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

Aardsma: This is no time for walks.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

GAME TERRIFYING

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Do not fuck this shit up Aardsma.

drblacknwhite - April 13, 2010 reply

Ugh.

I would’ve rather seen Fister keep going

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

Absolutely.

What was his pitch count?

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Never mind, Dave says 100.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Ya I know

But DA makes me so nervous

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

OH FUCK YOU

AFTER ALL YOU PUT ME THROUGH TONIGHT DO NOT SIC BAD AARDSMA ON ME.

Benne - April 13, 2010 reply

I think I would keel over if that happened

beastwarking - April 13, 2010 reply

At least they don't have Nelson Cruz

JBell523 - April 13, 2010 reply

Come on Buhner, call the double play.

TrustBaseball - April 13, 2010 reply

Use this power well.

tintin - April 13, 2010 reply

BRING IN BRANDON LEAGUE

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

Ring it up!

andrewgolfsalot - April 13, 2010 reply

Dave Sims taking announcing lessons from Brian Wheeler

andrewgolfsalot - April 13, 2010 reply

DP FOR THE DA

mjhhiv - April 13, 2010 reply

ALL ABOARD THE DP EXPRESS

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

TIMELY DOUBLE PLAY!!!!!!!

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh jeezeeeee! TWO DOWN!

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Even David Aardsma can get one out before letting three runs score.

(hopefully)

Jeff Nye - April 13, 2010 reply

DP ACTION BABY

JBell523 - April 13, 2010 reply

WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS

BRKLN M'S - April 13, 2010 reply

I'm in the bone-zone, officially.

mjhhiv - April 13, 2010 reply

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Benne - April 13, 2010 reply

DP with "soft hands"

Thanks, Jay.

Brian Floyd - April 13, 2010 reply

GROUND BALL AARDSMA!

Bicycle Rider - April 13, 2010 reply

And we go to 3-0

skywaker9 - April 13, 2010 reply

BRANDON LEAGUE

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

Only if Rob Johnson calls a splitter

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

Come on Dave!

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

You had to walk somebody dont you

EequalsMc2 - April 13, 2010 reply

That is his 2nd walk this inning.

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

The double play does not mean you can walk the next guy.

Goddammit.

drblacknwhite - April 13, 2010 reply

Jesus

Wak go say something to him.

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

A;KLGRJ;ALEHG;RLARJG;AKLJET;L

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

What the fuck. JUST FINISH OFF THE DAMN BALLGAME.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Aardsma.

Stop it.

Limerickx - April 13, 2010 reply

Get the fuck back behind the plate, Johnson.

andrewgolfsalot - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh god its the bitch

EequalsMc2 - April 13, 2010 reply

Aardsma's just giving them some false hope.

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

GODDAMMIT STOP SCARING ME

Benne - April 13, 2010 reply

HEY AARDSMA

THIS IS WHAT REGRESSION LOOKS LIKE

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

Well, um, hmmm.

THROW STRIKES YOU WHITE BASTARD

beastwarking - April 13, 2010 reply

BRANDON LEAGUE

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

OR FELIX

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

I LIKE THE FELIX IDEA BETTER

GO WITH THAT ONE.

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

We're in serious trouble if Rob Johnson was telling Aardsma what to do next in that mound visit.

Ian Smell - April 13, 2010 reply

The fake Suzuki...

voltron27 - April 13, 2010 reply

Or perhaps the best Suzuki of the nascent decade

yuniform - April 13, 2010 reply

If he was a real Suzuki he would have one name, all hail Kurt.

voltron27 - April 13, 2010 reply

I can see Aardsma being Francisco'd before long.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

THROW THAT SPLITTER YOU HAVE!

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

AARDSMA HAS 2 MORE WALKS IN 2/3 OF AN INNING THAN FISTER HAD IN 8

I Lick Squirrels - April 13, 2010 reply

Aardsma seemingly doesn't feel comfortable without someone on base.

Bicycle Rider - April 13, 2010 reply

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

WOOHOO WE WON WE ACTUALLY WON WE ACTUALLY FREAKING WON!!!

EequalsMc2 - April 13, 2010 reply

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'mSureI'veSeenWorse - April 13, 2010 reply

MARINERS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

skywaker9 - April 13, 2010 reply

That is your ballgame

spencer peaty - April 13, 2010 reply

WE WON A GAME FELIX DIDN'T START

killer_ewok18 - April 13, 2010 reply

AND OF ALL PEOPLE FISTER STARTED

Torrid - April 13, 2010 reply

2010!!!

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

Its the only thing with Milton in it!

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

I have still not come to terms with this gif.

Torrid - April 13, 2010 reply

What are those and why is there a t-rex?

beastwarking - April 13, 2010 reply

Research Llamapillars and Rally Dino.

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

Those llamas are well, I can't describe how I feel about them.

Carl Everett will be remembered

beastwarking - April 13, 2010 reply

Looks like Llamas,.

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

Ah thanks, wasn't sure if that was an l or an i

beastwarking - April 13, 2010 reply

CASE CLOSED

MARINERS WIN!!!!

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Playoffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TrustBaseball - April 13, 2010 reply

WE'RE ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!

d0nkey - April 13, 2010 reply

MOMENTUM

GET INTO IT.

sanford_and_son - April 13, 2010 reply

CASE CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!

I'mSureI'veSeenWorse - April 13, 2010 reply

VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WE HAVE VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Benne - April 13, 2010 reply

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

GUYS WE WON HOLY FUCK WE WON BRADLEY IS SEX WE WON WON WON

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

YAY FUCK YEAH BITCHES DOUG FISTER AND MILTON BRADLEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU THE CUBS CAN SUCK MY COCK

I Lick Squirrels - April 13, 2010 reply

Game.

Fuck Oakland.

moyerLIVES - April 13, 2010 reply

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AH AH AH AH AH

I’m exited.

mjhhiv - April 13, 2010 reply

THANK YOU CHRIST

AND FISTY

AND MILTONNNNNNNNN

cwel87 - April 13, 2010 reply

BRANDON LEAGUE

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

VICTORY FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

TWownsU - April 13, 2010 reply

TO THE MOON!!!!!!

seattle_since_81 - April 13, 2010 reply

TO THE FUCKING MOON!!!!!!!!

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

DOUGIE AND MILTON!!! Partners in crime!

MFAN - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh oh oh ohoh ohohhohohohohhohhooooooohhhhh yeah... spurt.

stredarts - April 13, 2010 reply

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

OlSalty - April 13, 2010 reply

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

Smile, boys!

You can look happy and relieved at the same time!

Xux - April 13, 2010 reply

I'm so relieved, not gonna lie

Great win tonight.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

I'm confused, the announcers say the ball game is over, but the Mariners have more runs than the other team

That can’t be right, can it????

hiskeyd - April 13, 2010 reply

Grady Clapp - April 13, 2010 reply

I really feel that spaghetti cat is underappreciated.

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

UNBELIEVEABLE

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

I hope Milton Bradley says something hilariously profane and/or controversial here.

Ian Smell - April 13, 2010 reply

Quite the opposite

d0nkey - April 13, 2010 reply

"Yeah I gotta give Doug credit but those other sons of bitches better step it up or else I'm gonna kick their ass. I can gurantee that Rob Johnson won't see anywhere on the field in tommorrow

EequalsMc2 - April 13, 2010 reply

I wonder what happens if they pie him?

Robert - April 13, 2010 reply

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Corco - April 13, 2010 reply

Why Milton sounds downright placid

Aaron Campeau - April 13, 2010 reply

Bradley doesn't sound like I thought he would.

zeeehjee - April 13, 2010 reply

Home run over the In Z We Trust Banner

Should have a good shot of it now.

seattle_since_81 - April 13, 2010 reply

How visible is that on TV?

BrettJMiller - April 13, 2010 reply

Big enough to just about see it on the mlb.tv highlights!

EnglishMariner - April 14, 2010 reply

I saw it a few times last night.

Next time affix the lower outer edge straps also because it was hanging like a limp dishrag last night.

Sec 108 - April 14, 2010 reply

Just watched fastcast on mlb.com as well and it was very clear on there, it looks great!

Sure it will get a mention some time this season on FSN as well.

EnglishMariner - April 14, 2010 reply

Bradley is such a sweet sounding dude.

ThundaPC - April 13, 2010 reply

Must be related to Wayne Brady.

voltron27 - April 13, 2010 reply

I wish MLB.TV would show the post game interviews.

Ender15 - April 13, 2010 reply

The smile at the end...

Weird.

w00tah - April 13, 2010 reply

More like adorable.

drblacknwhite - April 13, 2010 reply

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT SMILE?

TWownsU - April 13, 2010 reply

"Thank you."

and smile.

seattle_since_81 - April 13, 2010 reply

I love Milton Bradley.

stupidquestions - April 13, 2010 reply

Fister talking up Johnson in post game.

wazzu93 - April 13, 2010 reply

Bradley's smile made the whole interview

Alto - April 13, 2010 reply

Hahaha, Bradley's smile

RunningFool - April 13, 2010 reply

We need a GIF of that, pronto!

killer_ewok18 - April 13, 2010 reply

ARGH

That wasn’t captured on MLB.tv was it?

MUST GIF THAT SMILE

Matthew - April 13, 2010 reply

Griffey must have told Bradley to smile at the end.

ThundaPC - April 13, 2010 reply

MLB.TV doesn't do postgame either :(

Eyeball Kid - April 13, 2010 reply

Milton Bradley.

He’s just an all around great guy.

Ian Smell - April 13, 2010 reply

Radio interview he's really softspoken.

wazzu93 - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh my God

20 recs to the person who can .gif the Bradley smile at the end

JLC - April 13, 2010 reply

And 20 more from me!

RunningFool - April 13, 2010 reply

Offer void if your name is Jeff Sullivan

JLC - April 13, 2010 reply

SMILE and PEACE

HAHA! That made ME smile!

He gave that crazy smile then wheeled the heck on outta there. .GIF PLEASE!

Charles Gipson is a Mangod - April 13, 2010 reply

Can someone transcribe the interview??

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Nothing too groundbreaking.

ThundaPC - April 13, 2010 reply

Here you go

All around team effort, we’re all loose…

Weird smile.

Charles Gipson is a Mangod - April 13, 2010 reply

Weird...?

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

He said thank you, posed and smiled for the camera, and then took off.

It looked like he was taking his high school yearbook photo.

drblacknwhite - April 13, 2010 reply

It was random at the end.

Like a 6 year old smile. Kind of spaz like

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

That's hilarious.

I hope there’s a gif somewhere.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

I don't see anyway how.

Can you run a TV cable signal to a laptop w/o a TV tuner card?

Matthew - April 13, 2010 reply

Wishful thinking that FSNW would actually post the interview

I know this won’t happen.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

I really wish I was in market

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

Or like he was reading off a cue card.

seattle_since_81 - April 13, 2010 reply

I know what my next jersey is going to be!

cwel87 - April 13, 2010 reply

Very humble...team effort

TrustBaseball - April 13, 2010 reply

He did mention that the whole organization had faith in him and that was important

Scruffy Lefty - April 13, 2010 reply

Oh well,

Time to read Dave Cameron’s recap.

ThundaPC - April 13, 2010 reply

Fist 'N Bradley

New toy company!

beastwarking - April 13, 2010 reply

I take back what I said about the Bradley smile gif

I just want the Bradley-Fister high five gif.

E-Lizz - April 13, 2010 reply

I still want the Bradley smile gif!

Allen Wu - April 13, 2010 reply

could someone get the dave's homerun call for miltons homerun please?

C-Nage - April 13, 2010 reply

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