I thought putting the word “slump” in my first sentence would have been clear enough but maybe I’m mistaken. In the past when Ichiro slumps, he often pops the ball up a lot.
I will be the random drunk sounders fan that will stop by at 3:30 in the morning that will delete while sipping tea and wondering how yet again Villa allowed such a late draw.
So the outcome is no longer in doubt.......now what?
I’m not used to being on the good end of a blowout. My beer-addled self can’t muster up the usual GTE. I’m literally paralyzed with uncertainty. WHAT TO DO?
There’s nothing wrong with pointing out random weird things that are happening in other games. Their relevancy towards your fantasy teams however does not need to be noted.
Great command Jeff!
HawkedUp - April 16, 2010
Wouldn't it be awesome if Felix was pitching a no-hitter, too?
Jeff Nye - April 16, 2010
Milton wants to go home to his ice cream
Graham MacAree - April 16, 2010
I'll be his vanilla bean
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Yay
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
More runs, Please.
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Let's try spread the runs out over the series, eh boys?
svart aske - April 16, 2010
That had to make his mouth open
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
We are so annoying.
Five walks too. Yay.
JY - April 16, 2010
Make that Six
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
JY - April 16, 2010
Jeff, you are too harsh.
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
Jeff is harsh? Perish that thought.
MsForever - April 16, 2010
Well, he told me to shut up.
I was hurt.
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
Oh Jeffrey.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
*Jefferson
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
Jeffalita.
msb - April 16, 2010
It gets overwhelming
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Did you need to lie down?
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
I HATE ACTIVITY
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
I know, I know.
Go lie back on the couch and have someone fan you and feed you peeled grapes.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
We don't have a couch in the living room
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Where is your couch?
rickpo - April 16, 2010
The office
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
I swear this made sense when we moved
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
LLLJ
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Blow me cowboy
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
What have you done to deserve a blowjob?
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
I don't know how to respond to this
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Brandon Morrow looks kind of like you Jeff.
Kirk - April 16, 2010
*sigh*
Let’s make this quick
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
I hope you'll be showing me your "O" face ;)
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
YYEEESSSSS!!!!
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
I'm sitting on a couch in my office right now.
It’s unbelievably wonderful.
rickpo - April 16, 2010
Then lie on the floor you're too lazy to furnish.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
I give up; your life sucks.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
They have a divan.
with an antimacassar.
msb - April 16, 2010
I recognize these as letters combined into words
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Don't you read Jane Austen?
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
God dammit
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
He is the king of the divan.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
Qu'elle me dit en passant!
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Yes?
joof - April 16, 2010
There are 27 different kinds of "oh."
My mother only speaks in levels of disappointment; so…what level is this?
harkening - April 17, 2010
Ahahahahaha that Felix bobblehead looks awesome.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
Felix looks asian though
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
Yeah, but since when have bobbleheads actually looked like the players they're depicting?
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
Oh so true.
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
So Felix is made of the same stuff as Ichiro?
No wonder
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
Ichiro and Felix are uncreated.
They are as gods.
harkening - April 17, 2010
Now we need Baltimore to score more runs, they getting owned
MsForever - April 16, 2010
So is anyone here NOT going to anything inappropriate with that Felix open-mouth bobblehead?
JLC - April 16, 2010
I wasn't going to until you made this comment.
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
I DON'T CARE WE"VE BEEN FUCKED ON SINGLES SO FAR
OlSalty - April 16, 2010
Our doillie count will be through the roof.
JAH - April 16, 2010
First!
Kermit. - April 16, 2010
Bahaha
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Oh you
abender20 - April 16, 2010
No.
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
So rec'd
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
I guess that was an error, oops.
Kermit. - April 16, 2010
Dropped any beers today?
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Broke it on the side of the table, 11 batters I might have thrown it.
Kermit. - April 16, 2010
I still love that you did that
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
This might be the first time in this site's history that's funny.
Goose - April 16, 2010
This might be the first time ever that's it's funny
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
MFAN's was way funnier
But that was a long time ago.
JLC - April 16, 2010
Casey Kotchman is a beast
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
BAD DEFENSE FOR THE WIN
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
BOING
JY - April 16, 2010
"Wow that was ugly"
micky D - April 16, 2010
Hah
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
HAHAHAHA
Alto - April 16, 2010
I LOVE THIS GAME.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Detriot doesn't even care anymore.
Punkhazard - April 16, 2010
Felix needs to get a hit, too.
msb - April 16, 2010
Giving up the DH to make the game more fair?
JAH - April 16, 2010
He could pinch hit
for Rob and I don’t think the drop off would be severe enough to matter.
HawkedUp - April 16, 2010
What dropoff??
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
Felix hit a grand slam off of Johan for heaven's sake.
I wouldn’t be so sure he isn’t a flat-out upgrade as of now.
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
Well shit,
let’s sign him to a contract.
HawkedUp - April 16, 2010
Well, that was awfully funny
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
Oh, Tigers. That's a shame
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Hmmmmm...
I was writing a comment….
Jamkel - April 16, 2010
Thanks for proving defence matters, Detroit.
JAH - April 16, 2010
It'll be interesting to see what UZR thinks of our infield when it comes out
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
Aw you'll get em next time, Rook.
JLC - April 16, 2010
this game just keeps getting weirder.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
If it gets weird enough, Loafie will hit a THREE RUN HOME RUN
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
OFF BRIAN FUENTES
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
OFF THE DL AND TRADED JUST IN TIME
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Of all people, you should remember this
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
Well duh
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Watching the Tigers here makes me appreciate our defense oh so much more.
Omerta - April 16, 2010
It makes me forgive Jack Wilson for sucking shit at the plate.
JAH - April 16, 2010
That was weird and odd...
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
I think we get it Detroit, you're bad at defense
Gihyou - April 16, 2010
My little brother just asked if there was a mercy rule.
Awesome.
joof - April 16, 2010
Now is a good time to explain to him how nature works.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
He could learn alot about the birds and he bees from the game threads.
Decatur - April 16, 2010
And the fruity bees
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Tigers need one.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
I can never get too comfortable.
because of this.
msb - April 16, 2010
Why?
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
It was sad and depressing.
And shouldn’t have been.
msb - April 16, 2010
I mean why did you have to post it? :(
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
Because I am sad and depressing?
msb - April 16, 2010
That was the worst game to watch EVER.
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
God, this game has haunted my memory for almost 9 years now
I just remember not being able to put words to what I was seeing.
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
I hope there's a Rob Johnson bobblehead
JLC - April 16, 2010
A replica of him dropping the ball.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
I want to freeze it in LN2 and drop it off the Space Needle
JLC - April 16, 2010
More like Rob Johnson bobble glove
micky D - April 16, 2010
I think I'd make the long trip to SafeCo for that
bluemax - April 16, 2010
Oh please no
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
I hope so too, for my target practice, perfect
MsForever - April 16, 2010
Bobbleglove would be a lot more realistic
JBell523 - April 16, 2010
I want.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
The ironically gloveless Johnson.
ThundaPC - April 16, 2010
I hope Washburn is watching this
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
No Detroit pitcher can get Rob Johnson out
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
I like these Mariners.
Kirk - April 16, 2010
Bizarro-land
The banter is interesting and everything, but would everyone just take a minute and look at the scoreboard?
I’m flummoxed.
solap1 - April 16, 2010
I think we all know what the scoreboard looks like right now
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
Moment
It was just a weird moment. I’m sitting here watching the game, following the thread. And I looked at the score and just wow. I can’t believe this.
So cool.
solap1 - April 16, 2010
Wait, Wait Wait
Are these minor leaguers?
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Rob "OBP"
svart aske - April 16, 2010
NOW, we have six walks.
JY - April 16, 2010
TWO WALKS? TWO WALKS????
GNOIGNIENGPENGPNASPiN)#$)TI%$T
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Hmmm 3 detroit errors...
Not uncommon, but me thinks someone’s gotta be smacking themselves atm.
Jamkel - April 16, 2010
We have as many runs tonight as the in our first three games.
stredarts - April 16, 2010
4
MsForever - April 16, 2010
in fact we have more runs tonight than our last 4 games combined
MsForever - April 16, 2010
Antother Rob walk?
Where’s that Scanners gif?
Benne - April 16, 2010
Rob Johnson is clearly the cornerstone of both offenses tonight
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
Rob doin that walking thang
Alto - April 16, 2010
BAHAHAHAHAHA
TWICE?!
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
I...
wait….
….
what?
JAH - April 16, 2010
Man Rob, keep walking and maybe I'll hate you less*.
OlSalty - April 16, 2010
*Not very much less
OlSalty - April 16, 2010
Get out the popcorn~ Here we go again!
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
Can everyone say .847 OPS?
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
If Rob Johnson can keep this walking up, I might come around on him.
joof - April 16, 2010
He still drops pitches.
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
With his current skillset the walks still aren't enough, he needs to either gain power or learn to catch.
OlSalty - April 16, 2010
Contact would be okay as well.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Pitch recognition.
He can’t recognize pitches when he himself calls them, so how the fuck does he expect to recognize them otherwise?
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Err yeah, that too.
His strikeout rate is atrocious.
OlSalty - April 16, 2010
I wnat to see Jack Wilson do something good here.
JY - April 16, 2010
Jinxed
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
That's not it.
JY - April 16, 2010
Way to go.
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
Since you spelled want wrong he fucked up.
:(
Kirk - April 16, 2010
I am superstitious enough to believe that.
JY - April 16, 2010
that was CLUTCH!
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Ohh Wilson....!
You!
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
Jeremy Bonderman is probably drowning in a pit of despair right now
Punkhazard - April 16, 2010
PRobably sliting his wrists?
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
I'm sure he's already at the bar by now.
Benne - April 16, 2010
So he's back home?
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
2- out rally!
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Ichi-hoooommmeeee ruuuunnnnn!
Crosses fingers.
Jamkel - April 16, 2010
I'd settle for an Ichi-walk
JY - April 16, 2010
And now I'm going to stop talking.
JY - April 16, 2010
Ichiro single right here.
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Man, I jinxed it.
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
I am from Michigan and I don’t like the Tigers.
eri_yoshida_is_a_stud - April 16, 2010
SUBJECT LINE please
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Oh, don't be so anal...
Subject lines are sooooo overrated.
Jamkel - April 16, 2010
Or required.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Subject lines are required here.
ThundaPC - April 16, 2010
Its also called a agreement
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
I don't think any Tigers fans like them right now.
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
Great minds think alike
micky D - April 16, 2010
I don't think anyone from Michigan likes them right now...
micky D - April 16, 2010
Do you like subject lines?
JLC - April 16, 2010
And?
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
I love your ID
It shows very thoughtful minds towards Asians.
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
That sentence is straight out of Ichiro's mouth
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Whose?
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
Eri_Yoshida_is_a_stud
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
LLLJ
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
Marvelous
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
ICHIRO ICHIRO ICHIRO GO GO GO!!!
NOT
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Nice try you guys!
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
I can't belive this game actually happened.
OlSalty - April 16, 2010
I mean not that we won, but 11 runs?!
OlSalty - April 16, 2010
Just tuned in.
Wow there has been a lot of doilies tonight. Go M’s!
Fear - April 16, 2010
Is Ichiro in his weird popup slump right now?
He’s done it twice today and I haven’t watched a game in a week. Anyone who’s been watching have some insight?
Double06 - April 16, 2010
He has two hits
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
Yup.
However, he also has a 20% IFFB this season, .244 BA and .278 BABIP. His GB% is at around career averages, though, which is why I’m asking.
Double06 - April 16, 2010
It's April.
I have this funny feeling he’ll persevere.
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
You're missing the point entirely.
Double06 - April 16, 2010
No I'm not
I just don’t care enough
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
Small sample size. He'll be fine.
Wait til May.
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
Yes I'm sure of that.
I thought putting the word “slump” in my first sentence would have been clear enough but maybe I’m mistaken. In the past when Ichiro slumps, he often pops the ball up a lot.
Double06 - April 16, 2010
Thanks.
I caught talk of her whilst I was living in Japan.
eri_yoshida_is_a_stud - April 16, 2010
Reply button, por favor
Corco - April 16, 2010
Baby steps.
HawkedUp - April 16, 2010
This isn't a coplicated website. Baby steps are not necessary
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
*complicated
:)
Corco - April 16, 2010
SON OF A BITCH
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Corco's a dirty half-breed, eh?
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
Sorry.
eri_yoshida_is_a_stud - April 16, 2010
I love you.
Little less than Ichiro, but still I do.
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
GOD
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
what
Decatur - April 16, 2010
I KNOW RIGHT?
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
What what?
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
You have a unique way of coming to love things.
Decatur - April 16, 2010
Stupidity isn't a unique phenomenon
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
Aww
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
I hate you and find you stupid
Corco - April 16, 2010
I know
We went over this.
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
LLLJ
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
yeah you have to go back all the way to Felix's 2nd career start
To find another time we score 10+ runs for him. I’m not sure but I think it’s been that long.
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
OH GOD BURNSEY???
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
So does Jason Varitek have more home runs than our entire team?
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
Do we care?
Corco - April 16, 2010
First off, t'was a joke.
Second of all, I suppose you don’t.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
No he does not.
Kirk - April 16, 2010
Not yet.
Bradley, Johnson, and Kotchman.
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
As if we needed Byrnes to make this game any weirder.
Benne - April 16, 2010
Drop!
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
Rob Johnson still can't catch.
Kirk - April 16, 2010
Rob Johnson is still a terrible catcher
Imagine!
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
YES FINALLY USE BYRNES AS A DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT
Corco - April 16, 2010
For catcher.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
I think all of our suitable replacements are in the game now.
ThundaPC - April 16, 2010
Tui?
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Tui should play catcher...
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Now I'm laughing at Johnson's drops.
Thank God for runs and alcohol.
HawkedUp - April 16, 2010
and Bonderman, Jeremy
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
and the Tigers offense.
JY - April 16, 2010
And Defense
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
AMEN!
Oh and baby seals….they’re so cute. AMEN!
HawkedUp - April 16, 2010
KKKKKKKKK
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
3KSquared
WOOHOO
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
KKKKKKKKK
Alto - April 16, 2010
THE KING STRIKES AGAIN!
micky D - April 16, 2010
Sit The Fuck Down!
forte40 - April 16, 2010
KKKKKKKKK
IceStormV1 - April 16, 2010
KKKKKKKKK
Cablinasian - April 16, 2010
Felix is amaizing
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Thanks for the insight Dewey.
Kirk - April 16, 2010
Felix Day is such a happy day
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
JESUS THAT IS NOT FAIR
FELIX IS SO ILLEGAL
JLC - April 16, 2010
Drool.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
FELIX TAKE ME IN MY ORIFICES
OlSalty - April 16, 2010
How can you list 14 straight saves
when 12 of them happened last season?
bluemax - April 16, 2010
Revenge of The King!
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
!
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
What?
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Read the lettering on the side.
JY - April 16, 2010
Ah
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Indeed
Graham MacAree - April 16, 2010
I don't get it but I love it anyway
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
I get it!
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
You're adorable
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Incidentally, make sure safe search is on when you google K9 O_o
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
Ah, I got it!
Gihyou - April 16, 2010
Wonder what era K-9 that is...
msb - April 16, 2010
I just realized.
This will be Felix’s first win! Feels weird… his previous starts felt like wins…
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
The cockier he gets, the better I like it
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
I say we put Sweeney in the outfield just to put him on the DL
micky D - April 16, 2010
Kill the wave.
kentroyals5 - April 16, 2010
97 MPH
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
He can throw hard sometimes.
Kirk - April 16, 2010
Yes
Yes he can
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
He rarely has to though
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
He is beyond power pitching
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
Bah
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
Humbug
micky D - April 16, 2010
That should've been a K
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
And that should've been a strike...
Who is this Ump?
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
DON'T BLUE BALL HIM LET HIM FINISH
OlSalty - April 16, 2010
DO NOT RUIN
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Can we not have a Sean White sighting in this game?
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
I don't want to see anyone but Felix.
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Too late. They just showed him.
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
NO SEAN WHITE
MORE FELIX
JLC - April 16, 2010
What's the worst that can happen?
(I hope I don’t jinx this)
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
You probably did...
eri_yoshida_is_a_stud - April 16, 2010
Felix is missing his spots this inning, it seems.
JY - April 16, 2010
He seems to be thinking about what he wants for dinner tonight.
Or something.
JY - April 16, 2010
Probably bored.
ThundaPC - April 16, 2010
OH BOY SEAN WHITE
Alto - April 16, 2010
HOW IS THE WAVE STILL GOING
DIE PEOPLE DIE
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
All your waves are not needed.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
All your posts are not needed
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
All your waves are not needed.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
whoopsies.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
please refrain from double posting
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
please refrain from trying to correct the error you already made
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
She does it just to troll you
Graham MacAree - April 16, 2010
She does it just to troll you
Graham MacAree - April 16, 2010
Nice, Graham.
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
All your posts are not needed
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
Only half, really.
joof - April 16, 2010
I can't wait til I can delete.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Not here, though.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Wait, I can't?
Well what is the point of writing for SBN then?
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Moderate Robert
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
Put the smackdown on Robert.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
I will be the random drunk sounders fan that will stop by at 3:30 in the morning that will delete while sipping tea and wondering how yet again Villa allowed such a late draw.
Robert - April 17, 2010
The money, I'm sure
Gihyou - April 16, 2010
Rec leaderboard?
Decatur - April 16, 2010
The cake is a lie
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Cake?
Decatur - April 16, 2010
Yes it is
forte40 - April 16, 2010
Priveleges are site-by-site.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
I never would've agreed if I couldn't correct myself everywhere, damn it.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
You've seen me typo here.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Like all the time.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
I figured you enjoyed it.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
It's like being the Prince of Prussia.
At home you can do whatever you want, but anywhere else you’re just some asshole in a stupid hat.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
So really it's no better than the computer across the room that can delete my posts.
Alas I will be the queen of my little blog world, at least.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
CBS Fantasy and Comcast kickbacks.
joof - April 16, 2010
I know
:(
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Does Eric Byrnes do anything gracefully?
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
Byrnes you frighten me
Alto - April 16, 2010
Beltre::Batting
Byrnes::Fielding
Graham MacAree - April 16, 2010
Fuck being graceful.
That is what Ichiro is for!
eri_yoshida_is_a_stud - April 16, 2010
please refrain from double posting
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
um
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
Thanks for the public service message!
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Unnecessary.
Is not done on purpose ever.
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
Please use response buttons.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
And capitalize.
HawkedUp - April 16, 2010
Ok, we don't need the nitpicking.
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Wow, that was Ironic
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Wasn't it?
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Please capitalize.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
God I love watching Eric Byrnes field
JLC - April 16, 2010
Byrnes makes routine fly balls look like trainwrecks
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
What is Felix's pitch count?
forte40 - April 16, 2010
100+
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Like 100
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
103
Ef the yankees - April 16, 2010
10+
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
Byrnes makes catching fly balls look awkward.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
Put in Texeira!
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Dude, Laird what the hell, man
Alto - April 16, 2010
Felix looks legitimately bored
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
YEAH FELIX!!!!
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
Whitey in.
msb - April 16, 2010
On today of all days.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
FELIX I LOVE YOU
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
Hah there goes the QS streak
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
Um, no
forte40 - April 16, 2010
What
Alto - April 16, 2010
When White gives up those runs they belong to Felix
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
Oh God.
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
The world is not fair.
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
YA GOTTA BELIEF SYSTEM
Decatur - April 16, 2010
Shit you're right
Alto - April 16, 2010
No...
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Oh fuck maybe
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Choke on a bagel
JLC - April 16, 2010
I can't tell if this is random or a Jew reference
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
Relox
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Sean White has a 9 run lead, hopefully he can hold that.
Heydude - April 16, 2010
Uh oh Sean White!
Thank goodness it is only one out…
eri_yoshida_is_a_stud - April 16, 2010
GREAT GAME FELIX.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
We love you so much Felix
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Seriously Wak? Sean White on Jackie Robinson day?
micky D - April 16, 2010
goodbye King
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
HAT TIP!
I LOVE YOU FOREVER FELIX
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
I really just... he is the best.
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Goodbye you sexy piece of work.
Come back soon you hear now?
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Aw c'mon guys, Sean is trying his best.
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
His best better not fuck this up.
JY - April 16, 2010
FUCK MLB.TV! Cut it off right before the standing o!
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
I love how Felix chews bubble gum but has a chew can in his back pocket.
wazzu93 - April 16, 2010
Bubblegum tape?
JAH - April 16, 2010
Oh please be true
JY - April 16, 2010
I think I would love him even more if this was true.
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
Maybe so. I had to Google bubblegum tape. :)
wazzu93 - April 16, 2010
Another Felix Day, another rousing success
Always a pleasure, Mr. Hernandez
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
"11-2, your odds aren't bad with this bullpen."
Excellent analysis.
Fett42 - April 16, 2010
Damnit Angie
Brian Floyd - April 16, 2010
Damn, Andrew McCutchen can fly!
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
Literally?
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Yeah the fucker just sprouted wings!
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
Holy shit!
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
You'd think this would call for a game break
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
He IS still a Pirate
No one would really care
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
Hey, some of us care about Pirates.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
You have family in the African shipping trade?
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
I have Ronny.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
God bless the scrappy little guy
I always forget about him.
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
I think this would transcend the realm of sports
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Soar above it, if you will.
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
Don't you dare raise Felix's ERA
JBell523 - April 16, 2010
ROB FUCKING JOHNSON
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
That was more Sean White's fault
As much as I hate to admit it
JLC - April 16, 2010
Sean White is a better catcher than Rob Johnson
micky D - April 16, 2010
Maybe they can switch positions.
Droid Rage - April 16, 2010
I can't trust Rob Johnson anywhere on the field.
micky D - April 16, 2010
LEARN TO CATCH YOU DUMBASSFUCK
Slurvey - April 16, 2010
Rob is just stupid
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
Catchers should be given IQ tests or something.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
GOD DAMNIT
ROB FUCKING JOHNSON
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
Dear Rob Johnson,
I hate you.
Sincerely,
Me
HawkedUp - April 16, 2010
White? White!
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Bang
abender20 - April 16, 2010
HOT DAMN
JY - April 16, 2010
QUALITY START PRESERV ED
Alto - April 16, 2010
Wow
I totally forgot about that. Good job Sean
JBell523 - April 16, 2010
GOODY
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
Fail
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
Wahey!
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
Anyone checked the Tigers' game thread? It's hilarious.
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
Link?
Punkhazard - April 16, 2010
Link please?
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
thanks for reminding me
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
Just make sure you don't post over there and risk getting banned here.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
http://www.blessyouboys.com/2010/4/16/1426996/game-10-tigers-at-mariners-10-10-p
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
Can't link in the subject line
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
I believe copy and paste would work.
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
I didn't know
http://www.blessyouboys.com/2010/4/16/1426996/game-10-tigers-at-mariners-10-10-p
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
Have you forgotten control c and control v?
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
It's hard Kirsten!
Kirk - April 16, 2010
I know Kirk, I know.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
This would require a control button on my keyboard
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
Command. Semantics.
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
Actually my keyboard is broken
Not that it matters in the slightest. I only mentioned the link at all to inform the poster.
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
You can right click and click copy
Brian Floyd - April 16, 2010
They most certainly recognize Felix's greatness
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
Probably looks a lot like ours did last week
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
Win?...
Win!
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
6 2/3 2 ER ! WOO~
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
WHY COULDN'T YOU SAVE YOUR 11 RUNS FOR A SNELL GAME
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Snell dislikes run support.
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
I think it's highly unlikely that they can control these things
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Anything is possible
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
I can't believe were only in the 7th inning.
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
We can't be too sure that this one is over.
Two words: The Tribe.
M'sFanatic - April 16, 2010
Stop it. Stop it now.
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
Flagged.
:(
fmh2 - April 16, 2010
Why is this flagged?
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Are you Clint Nageotte?
Because that would make a lot of sense.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Nope,
it’s funny that I have the same initials as him though. Well, not really, just the first name actually.
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Please stop sweating.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
That is funny!!
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Reference to one of the worst games in Mariners history.
JY - April 16, 2010
Was that the game that we gave up 10 runs after we scored like 17 runs and lost our 117th game in 2001?
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
Can we please stop these references?
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Two words: The Tigers
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
Yep, we all know that if something incredibly unlikely happens once it's probably going to happen again 9 years later.
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Prions.
Kermit. - April 16, 2010
Kermit :)
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Hey sweet cheeks! :)
Kermit. - April 16, 2010
Low blow.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
GUTI GUTI GUTI
damn Im running out of steam here
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Guti isn't done yet bitch
micky D - April 16, 2010
He's Gut
Scrupio - April 16, 2010
Franklin: Doing work for my fantasy team.
’Atta boy.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Nobody cares
Brian Floyd - April 16, 2010
Hey!
That was inconsiderate. Apologize.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Nobody cares
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
But... but!
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Everybody not cares
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
I know I don't
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
So much negativity on such a happy night!
:(
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Just follow the rules and it will solve everything
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
If I was to say that this is the 2nd game thread I've posted in...
Whatever. It’s a happy time! Move on, fellas!
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Neither do the rest of us.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Yep, I still don't either
Brian Floyd - April 16, 2010
Hey!
How are you doing on this fine evening?
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
I have worked out your username.
Magic Johnson Has HIV
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Nice catch.
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
Impressive
JBell523 - April 16, 2010
Interesting guess.
Sadly, no.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
My junk has HIV?
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Let's ask Dr. Bender.
Decatur - April 16, 2010
Fuck that, I don't want the hivvy
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Or Fogel.
Decatur - April 16, 2010
Dewey
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Last Fogel of To The Max
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
That's bad
JLC - April 16, 2010
... Closer?
Still no. This is, however, mildly entertaining. Continue if you must.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Michael Jackson had HIV?
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
Now I know what Jeff feels like.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
I'm barely paying attention
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
You go rest.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
I have to write
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Aw poor Malcolm
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Boy, you must have a lot of time on your hands.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
It may or may not have anything to do with celeberities and HIV.
So no.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Excellent sleuthing sir.
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
Wow
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Med school pays off!
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Nobody care about your fantasy team.
Kirk - April 16, 2010
:0
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Franklin's on my fantasy team too ;)
Decatur - April 16, 2010
Rob Johnson and Yuniesky Betancourt are doing the same for mine!
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Mariners must be getting hungry
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
Time for a Lopez walk!
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
LOAFIETIME
seattlebruin - April 16, 2010
I like J-Lo's gloves...
micky D - April 16, 2010
So the outcome is no longer in doubt.......now what?
I’m not used to being on the good end of a blowout. My beer-addled self can’t muster up the usual GTE. I’m literally paralyzed with uncertainty. WHAT TO DO?
Benne - April 16, 2010
Stop paying attention!
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
SWEENEY???
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
So is MLB.TV broken for anyone?
and my MLB.TV, I mean the free link posted in earlier gamethreads.
JY - April 16, 2010
It is for me
IlliniM - April 16, 2010
Mine keeps spazzing. I'd have missed the majority of this game if it weren't on the radio.
wazzu93 - April 16, 2010
Heh, Sweendog pinchhits for Griffey.
Kermit. - April 16, 2010
Time for some good attitude, baby!
solap1 - April 16, 2010
Oh super duper, it's Mike Sweeney time.
Heydude - April 16, 2010
Love and Peace guys
micky D - April 16, 2010
yep
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
It's not the 70's anymore.
M'sFanatic - April 16, 2010
*70s
M'sFanatic - April 16, 2010
Don't tell Sweeney
micky D - April 16, 2010
I took it as a Trigun reference.
Then again I can kind of be a nerd sometimes.
JY - April 16, 2010
SWEENDOG
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
Poor Brad Thomas
Punkhazard - April 16, 2010
sweeneys up gonna lose this game for us
jackyz - April 16, 2010
Subject Line please
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
*Rob Johnson
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
Welcome to LL!
Please use the subject line, and use proper capitalization and grammar.
Benne - April 16, 2010
Man that's an ugly swing
Scrupio - April 16, 2010
Watching Mike Sweeney's career circle the drain is simultaneously hilarious and enraging.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Him and his platoon partner. Guess Griffey is here to save Bradley or some shit
Kermit. - April 16, 2010
Griffey is our albatross. I can sort of live with that. We don't need two.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Are you implying that someone is going to shoot Griffey with a crossbow?
JY - April 16, 2010
I sure as hell hope so.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
I think he's implying that someone is going to turn Griffey into soup.
JLC - April 16, 2010
Now you've lost me.
JY - April 16, 2010
Classic riddle.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
DO IT.
Who the hell cares if
All averred that we’d had killed the bird
That made the breeze to blow.
Decatur - April 16, 2010
Good man.
JY - April 16, 2010
.
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Holy shit.
Goose - April 16, 2010
Sweeney's Blah
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
sweeney pop out? big surprise there
jackyz - April 16, 2010
And capitalize as well please.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
That was a deep fly ball
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
That wasn't really a pop-out...
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
It was caught just shy on the warning track.
I’ll give him this one.
eri_yoshida_is_a_stud - April 16, 2010
Aw that's a shame, Sweeners.
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
B-B-But he had a .600 batting average in spring training!
Or something.
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
Excuse me.
He earned his spot on this team.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
By giving hugs?
Brian Floyd - April 16, 2010
Is there any other way?
micky D - April 16, 2010
You're meanies
solap1 - April 16, 2010
Hey! That's griffey's job!
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
No, Griffey is the ticker.
Sweeney is definitely the hugger.
Droid Rage - April 16, 2010
The Mariners' front office priorities:
1. Defense
2. Pitching
3. Historical Artifacts
micky D - April 16, 2010
"3. Historical Artifacts"
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
JY - April 16, 2010
Safeco?
micky D - April 16, 2010
WHOOSH
JY - April 16, 2010
JONES!
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
Thank you!
JY - April 16, 2010
One guy isn't enough!
micky D - April 16, 2010
Kids in America playing at Safeco.
This is what you get to hear when you watch MLB games in Japan.
micky D - April 16, 2010
That was a decent at bat...
Punkhazard - April 16, 2010
Talk about your huge morale boosters
OlSalty - April 16, 2010
"good looking ball player" huh?
solap1 - April 16, 2010
I like that Sean White went from high leverage situations to mop up duty
JBell523 - April 16, 2010
the dave sims call of the day:
“the mariners give felix a cushion to work with, more like a couch to work with”
oh dave
jackyz - April 16, 2010
Ha ha, that was a pretty funny line.
Heydude - April 16, 2010
Oops.
rickpo - April 16, 2010
WILSON CMON
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Wilson, dude...
Alto - April 16, 2010
Okay guys, there's still a game to finish, no need to get sloppy.
Benne - April 16, 2010
That would have been amazing.
As it was, not so much.
HawkedUp - April 16, 2010
BURNSEY
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Yeah I like Eric Byrnes
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Byrnes is so. fucking. strange.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
The world needs weirdness, don't you think?
M'sFanatic - April 16, 2010
I agree. I'm just as weird, actually.
Yet I still make fun of Byrnes.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
Ok end.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Byrnes is just so awkward-looking
solap1 - April 16, 2010
Oh hai, just making another awkward looking catch
JBell523 - April 16, 2010
Every ball hit in the general direction of Byrnes scares me shitless
Alto - April 16, 2010
Aw shucks the Coyotes lost.
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
And there go the Sharks
Again!
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
Yay!
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
Send them to Seattle.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Thanks, Safeco!
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
I admire the fact that you are awake.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Not having a job helps.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
For a change.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
I know the feeling.
Getting up at 4:45am tomorrow.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
That's dedication for a team that isn't Villa!
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
I'm hoping for fisticuffs.
Also it’s actually on TV.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Home run in just about any other park.
I love Safeco.
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
Byrnes plays like he's a spazz.
rickpo - April 16, 2010
You're no match for Sean White, Miguel!
Kaorikaze - April 16, 2010
I like how wacky Eric Byrnes is
This team lacks wacky
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
I don't miss Batista at all
JBell523 - April 16, 2010
We are awesome.
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
Byrnes trotting back to the dugout looks like a big, enthusiastic golden retriever.
msb - April 16, 2010
Air Bud: Golden Outfielder
JBell523 - April 16, 2010
Would the pitching version be
Air Bud: Golden Reliever?
joof - April 16, 2010
And the Bulldog Bullpen?
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
Air Byrnes?
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
And that hair
solap1 - April 16, 2010
Eric Byrnes reminds me of Spicoli from Fast Times At Richmont High
jackyz - April 16, 2010
Wow, you're right.
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buds, and I'm fine- Jeff Spicoli
jackyz - April 16, 2010
I'm going to rewatch that movie this weekend.
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
He's the greatest pirate hunter in the world.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
How...awkward.
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
You didn't let me down
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
People sure like comparing baseball players to Spicoli
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Well there are lots of them
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Khalil Greene
jackyz - April 16, 2010
He's just a robot.
JY - April 16, 2010
Robots aren't supposed to have emotional disorders.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
It's a hard life being a baseball playing robot.
JY - April 16, 2010
,
Double06 - April 16, 2010
Great catch by that kid!
wyte_lightning - April 16, 2010
I never tire of Tom Hutyler telling them to send a fan a gold glove followed by a wind chime.
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
So what the hell was that 83 mph knuckleball?
Decatur - April 16, 2010
2nd and 3rd pitches of Kotchman's at-bat on Gameday.
Decatur - April 16, 2010
According to the Amica hit zone, Rob Johnson doesn't really hit well anywhere.
Heydude - April 16, 2010
I strongly disagree
ChaseB - April 16, 2010
I think its pretty obvious
micky D - April 16, 2010
I like how the .417 in his zone was surronded by a .071, a .150, and a .212
joof - April 16, 2010
3 more outs and we win.
micky D - April 16, 2010
Baseball games go by so fast
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Why use Mark Lowe in a blowout?
Slurvey - April 16, 2010
So he doesn't get cold
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
He's been out of action, gotta get him some work
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Should've pitched yesterday
JLC - April 16, 2010
There was no yesterday
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
This seems unlikely
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Lies
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
Yeah make him pitch on his day-offs
micky D - April 16, 2010
Well then where the fuck was I 24 hours ago
JLC - April 16, 2010
This sounds like it should be a line in "Rent"
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
How about Ichiro?
micky D - April 16, 2010
Pull a Canseco?
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
Man... Gutierrez is really making a run at All-Star game at this pace
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
And yet he'll still get hosed out of a Gold Glove.
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
Could be a good race between him and Rajai this year.
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
I actually think he'll get one this year
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Gold Gloves are based on fancy plays, hitting, and popularity
Making All-Star appearance definitely helps.
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
Getting an award in the MLB is just like running for class president in High school.
micky D - April 16, 2010
Except when you're Ichiro.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
How many High Schoolers do you know with Class President contract incentives?
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
Good point
micky D - April 16, 2010
Than I think Guti should hang up signs with his picture all over the outfield walls.
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
THROW YOUR GODDAMN CHANGE-UP
Slurvey - April 16, 2010
Vicente Padilla has 7 strike outs tonight
bluemax - April 16, 2010
Do WE CARE
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
It's an interesting baseball relevant piece of informatio
It’s fine.
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
And if I was to say that Padilla is on my fantasy team, too?
Alright, alright.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
There's a big difference
You should probably stop bringing it up
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Indeed.
It was a joke, in an 11-2 game.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
I think what's not actually being stated here
is that there is a rule on LL that we don’t reference fantasy baseball. Not even in jest.
Unless you’re Jeff and being paid to promote it.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Or in the fantasy fanpost.
wherever that is.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
I actually wasn't aware of this the first time.
Second time, I was kidding, because Mr. Cooper seemed to take it seriously, and I was bored, and such. Sorry peoples.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Nah, it really isn't that big of a deal
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Exactly
There’s nothing wrong with pointing out random weird things that are happening in other games. Their relevancy towards your fantasy teams however does not need to be noted.
bluemax - April 16, 2010
Got that much.
Didn’t know I couldn’t joke about fantasy baseball, or anything as silly as that.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Fantasy baseball is a no no
We don’t need any Jed Latkin’s around here telling us how awesome John Dowd’s 4-5 night is for two of their 3 imaginary numbers teams.
But if Willie Bloomquist goes 4-4 with 4 home runs or Todd Wellemeyer is throwing a no hitter, well that might make for interesting conversation.
bluemax - April 16, 2010
Yeap, understood.
People more or less freaked out when I mentioned it earlier, not knowing the rule. I was kidding about… that situation, not fantasy itself.
Ah, this is too convoluted for me. Have at it.
mjhhiv - April 16, 2010
Baseball fans might?
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
There are more things on the diamond and outfield grass Horatio,
Than are dream’t of in your philosophy
Trenchtown - April 16, 2010
I want a comeback so that this game can keep going
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Sextras?
Slurvey - April 16, 2010
If it happens I will hunt you down and kill you.
That is all.
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
I kind of doubt you would
royalcurve - April 16, 2010
No
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
I hope they hit it to Byrnes
JLC - April 16, 2010
And so in the 30th inning we can see Ichiro pitch?
M'sFanatic - April 16, 2010
No
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
What if they hit it to Eric Byrnes?
JLC - April 16, 2010
He won't be in the game by then.
M'sFanatic - April 16, 2010
Yes
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
And take away the win from Felix?
How DARE you sir!
Fear - April 16, 2010
I like baseball :(
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Me too.
But I like a happy Felix even more.
Fear - April 16, 2010
I hope Mark Lowe is telling Rob Johnson to call something beside a fastball.
Slurvey - April 16, 2010
This inning has already lasted forever.
rickpo - April 16, 2010
K
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
BENDY THING!
Slurvey - April 16, 2010
Man, and I thought that was a really liberal strike call
JLC - April 16, 2010
Nicely.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
Max Scherzer LOOKS FUCKING TERRIFYING
Graham MacAree - April 16, 2010
Don Kelly sounds like he should be in movies opposite Ingrid Bergman
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
That's pretty too!
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
Since they showed Hyphen, anyone else see that creepy youtube song about him?
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
No?
JLC - April 16, 2010
Here it is
Link
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
That girl is awesome
JLC - April 16, 2010
A little bit, yeah.
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
Oh lawd.
JBell523 - April 16, 2010
I had that stuck in my head all yesterday morning
Robert Lintott - April 16, 2010
Wow, I'm sorry
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
That is just scary
micky D - April 16, 2010
Scary awesome
JLC - April 16, 2010
I'd be more impressed if she was watching the game in the background. Obviously not an M's fan.
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
Looks like an M's post game to me
JLC - April 16, 2010
I think Hyphen should give this lady a call
micky D - April 16, 2010
Eleven runs on twelve hits just sounds so nice.
I can’t wait to see how many swinging strikes Felix had tonight, first four inning were amazing to watch.
Kermit. - April 16, 2010
One More Out! One more Out!
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Somehow there's no suspense today
Maybe it has something to do with the score.
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
No but this game was boring from the 6th on so...
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Strand Guillen, Strand Guillen
solap1 - April 16, 2010
Hey, Jack Hannahan was 2-for-4 with a home run and a walk tonight.
JY - April 16, 2010
But I want Tui on the team...
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Sweendog needs to be put down.
Slurvey - April 16, 2010
Another bit of happy on this already great day.
abender20 - April 16, 2010
Woohoo!
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
I want to see what Dave's recap.
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
Ok seriously was that necessary?
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
Son of a whore.
rickpo - April 16, 2010
Bloop single meh...
Slurvey - April 16, 2010
I think even his own teammates didn't want him to single.
They’re like “dam it just let us get outta here already!”
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
WE WIN!
micky D - April 16, 2010
M's WIN M's WIN M's WIN M's WIN M's WIN M's WIN M's WIN M's WIN M's WIN M's WIN M's WIN M's WIN
EequalsMc2 - April 16, 2010
THREE!
cwel87 - April 16, 2010
Game over!
M’s WIN!
Heydude - April 16, 2010
Whoo! WIN! WHOO FELIX!
joof - April 16, 2010
SURPRISE WIN!
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
MARINERS WIIIIIIIIIN
Alto - April 16, 2010
Boom. Roasted.
katherinekiyoko - April 16, 2010
There we go
Game. Set. Match.
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
5-6!
This team is unbelievable
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
M's win!
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
FELIX WITH HIS FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON!!!
micky D - April 16, 2010
Any postgame awesomeness
Such as a Milton Bradley smile or dance, must be documented for all of us out of market peeps.
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
Yawn
ThundaPC - April 16, 2010
Love this day. Night ya'll.
solap1 - April 16, 2010
I'll sleep easy tonight.
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
Good night gentlemen.
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
Good night.
msb - April 16, 2010
One of my favourite episodes of any TV show.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
If there's anything the entertainment industry needs more of, it's Doug Jones.
JY - April 16, 2010
Now that's just creepy.
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
And yet quite charming and humble in their own way.
JY - April 16, 2010
I can't speak to that
MT Olson - April 16, 2010
You'd have to see that particular episode to get the full effect.
JY - April 16, 2010
What show is it from?
Nate Dogg - April 16, 2010
Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Specifically, “Hush”, season four, episode ten.
JY - April 16, 2010
Hahahaha.
Thanks for that parting image.
Fearless Frog - April 16, 2010
Jen Mueller asks the tough questions.
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
"He's laughing at me out on the mound cuz I can't even catch the dang thing. We have a good time with it"
Rob Johnson is hilariously self aware
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
He can't catch any "dang thing"
Griffin Cooper - April 16, 2010
He can catch my foot in his face
Brian Floyd - April 16, 2010
I so want to use lima oscar lima ironically, but twice in a GT would be pushing it.
Kermit. - April 16, 2010
Now I see why Felix likes him
Felix has more movement on his pitches with Rob behind the plate because he’s amused by the passed balls.
Allen Wu - April 16, 2010
Maybe he secretly posts on LL?
E-Lizz - April 16, 2010
i love gutierrez english
I hate jen mueller
jackyz - April 16, 2010
We like proper capitalisation.
Eyeball Kid - April 16, 2010
Isn't it capitalization?
M'sFanatic - April 16, 2010
Queen's English is certainly accepted around here.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Not in the UK.
JY - April 16, 2010
He's British
bluemax - April 16, 2010
We like proper spelling
jackyz - April 16, 2010
Neither one was spelled improperly
Brian Floyd - April 16, 2010
Which his is.
Please, we’ve been trying to nicely point you to the rules.
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
Don't backchat your betters
Graham MacAree - April 16, 2010
You're excused then.
Haha.
M'sFanatic - April 16, 2010
Holy shit we won?
JLC - April 16, 2010
And victory!
Benne - April 16, 2010
Poor Sharks.
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
Wrong
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Took the wrong guy
Jeff Sullivan - April 16, 2010
Poor Sens.
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
:(
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 16, 2010
I should wish them pity more often for their sake!
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
Bring them on! We're going all the way.
TrustBaseball - April 16, 2010
Good Win! Hopeful for more tomorrow.
Good night everyone.
C-Nage - April 16, 2010
David Eckstein just hit the tying double in the bottom of the 9th
Here’s hoping for more baseball!
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Chase Headley with the walkoff :(
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Aw poor Fogel
Mariner John - April 16, 2010
Don't you just hate when the extra innings game end?
M'sFanatic - April 16, 2010
Especially before they start
Dewey N - April 16, 2010
Can I have Robert3TimesThelegalLimit back yet :(
Robert - April 17, 2010
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