There once was a time when we were incredibly pissed off over how often Jose Lopez bunted. I wouldn't mind going back to those now. He's our cleanup hitter!
That you don’t try to pick off the runner on a 3-2 with two outs when you know he is going. I feel that you could get that 3rd out easy by just picking the unsuspecting runner off.
In a major league baseball game, the Mariners are repesented by three seperate, but equally important groups. The offense who score the runs, the defense who prevent the runs, and the DA who closes out the ballgames. These are their stories.
Yee-hoo!
katal - April 20, 2010
Lopez sucks.
svart aske - April 20, 2010
We must obey Matthew.
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
This game looks losable.
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
But it's Orioles
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
I see you've seen other Mariner games!
harkening - April 20, 2010
I am afraid the Orioles are going to unload on fastballs by Aardsma.
Wilder. - April 20, 2010
July 8, 2009!
katal - April 20, 2010
I quite remember that game!
Robert - April 20, 2010
Me too. =(
katal - April 20, 2010
Nice call Einstein
Robert - April 20, 2010
This is the danger with assuming you're going to sweep a struggling team.
JLC - April 20, 2010
Did Jay Buhner miraculously re-appear after not speaking for like 4 innings?
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
YES!
harkening - April 20, 2010
4/20.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
For some reason they've been making the guests go away in the middle of the game.
This happened with Wilson when he was there too.
drblacknwhite - April 20, 2010
Maybe they go over to radio for a while.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Yes
Buhner was on the radio during that time.
Snuffleupagus - April 20, 2010
Obviously Mike Blowers gets jealous.
He’s like a puppy with a brand new chew toy. Or in Scruffy’s dog’s case, a poop covered sock.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2010
Oh god white
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
KKKKKK
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
God dammit don't bring in White
Wak is so horrible at managing the bullpen
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Belief system
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
Blowers: "I think I had nine (stolen bases) for my career; how 'bout you?"
Bone: “Thanks for bringing that up.”
harkening - April 20, 2010
Jesus
Blowers had 7 SB and 8 CS. Buhner had 6 SB and 24 CS.
Edgar for Pres - April 20, 2010
Filthy pitch
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
Baltimore is hitting like us last May.
svart aske - April 20, 2010
FTFY
Baltimore is hitting like us last
Mayweek.Goose - April 20, 2010
Last week wasn't a sustained suckage like Baltimore is experiencing.
svart aske - April 20, 2010
Actually
Baltimore is hitting like us
last Mayweek.today.Coach Owens - April 20, 2010
No.
We have two runs and they have but one.
katal - April 20, 2010
Runs!
Great offensive evaluation metric.
harkening - April 20, 2010
It's all I need.
katal - April 20, 2010
If you look over an entire game
things balance out and runs really tell you a lot. Sure, there might be better metrics, but if I only had one, I’d want runs.
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Does anyone else think we should sign Cal Ripken to play third base?
JLC - April 20, 2010
No
Matthew - April 20, 2010
We already have 2 old washed up players that suck.
zeeehjee - April 20, 2010
But only one washed up player that's HoF bound.
katal - April 20, 2010
Have we invented a reverse-aging machine?
Corco - April 20, 2010
No.
See Griffey, Ken
jtopps - April 20, 2010
Vargas and Fister are feeding off each other?
Get that image out of my head.
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
Haha the imagery~
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
My Sterling Savings bank joke, cruelly swept away by the new comment thread!
Jeff Nye - April 20, 2010
I saw it.
And I strongly agree with you.
katal - April 20, 2010
Strike 3?
JLC - April 20, 2010
No
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Huh, guess not.
JLC - April 20, 2010
Any news on Bradley?
Or just the vague ‘calf tightness’?
Snuffleupagus - April 20, 2010
It's 4/20, he had to celebrate at some point tonight.
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
Haha
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
I vote giving Vargas a shot at DH.
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
This ump has actually been remarkably accurate according to gameday
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
Yup. He's not giving Vargas the complimentary couple inches outside
but no complaints here
Bearskin Rugburn - April 20, 2010
Robot!
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
I think we know who the starters are for tomorrow already.
Wilder. - April 20, 2010
The announcers must hate the pitch location graphic
Bearskin Rugburn - April 20, 2010
Get him outta there!!
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
Bad walk there
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Julio Lugo reminds me of Jose Lopez
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
Nahhh, Lugo is a better hitter and usually orders a few less enchiladas when out to eat.
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
Jose Lopez reminds me of Jose Guillen.
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
Haha!
Gameday showed that pitch red, and still called it a ball.
forte40 - April 20, 2010
Wipe your nose, Jason.
katal - April 20, 2010
Change up change up change up
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
nononononononono
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
He can't catch up to the fastball, why throw something offspeed?
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
Because his changeup is amazing
and Izturis was timed to the fastball
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Cuz he will if you keep throwing it
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
He's gotten himself jammed on several so far in this game
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
e.g. if he could have hit it, he would have hit it by now
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
Meh
It’s a judgement call, but his changeup is his best pitch and it’s an 0-2 count, I’d just throw it down and in and watch him whiff.
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
Or low and away
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Hanging changeups against guys who aren't catching up to your fastball tend to end up very, very poorly
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
Nonono you don't throw it anywhere near the strike zone
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
Cuz Rob Johnson Can't catch the fast ones.
zeeehjee - April 20, 2010
Especially not today.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Haha. Didn't realize Johnson wasn't playing
Until Moore hit that double. (But in my own defense I haven’t been able to follow the game.
zeeehjee - April 20, 2010
Didn't mean in the middle of the zone but okay!
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
CLAP YOU PECKERWOODS
Bearskin Rugburn - April 20, 2010
I do believe in fairies!
harkening - April 20, 2010
Who is our team's equivalent of Tinkerbell?
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
Eric Byrnes.
That much prancing has to be for something.
harkening - April 20, 2010
VARGY!!
JLC - April 20, 2010
Aiiiiiiiight
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
An insurance run or three would be nice.
Goose - April 20, 2010
Thank you!
Goose - April 20, 2010
Seems like Vargas really wants to stay in the rotation...
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
Makes the most sense to me that he leaves.
Gives us a lefty and a true long reliever in the pen.
Fuckmikereilly - April 20, 2010
Time for some Reliever Roulette featuring Don Wakamatsu
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
Judging by White warming up...
We’re going to get the loaded chamber.
Sidi - April 20, 2010
Thank you Vargas!
forte40 - April 20, 2010
This has been a boring game.
Least we are winning though.
Ender15 - April 20, 2010
Fister/Vargas vs. Baltimore: 14IP, 6H, 2R, 2BB, 8K
I’d be okay with more Baltimore on the schedule
Gihyou - April 20, 2010
Kotchman has been unlucky on his balls in play
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
Indeed he has!
Stay tuned for 2pm tomorrow to hear more!
Matthew - April 20, 2010
5 PM?
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
I don't believe in time zones
Matthew - April 20, 2010
This doesn't make a lick on sense
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
What does sense taste like?
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Copper
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
Aren't you two hours ahead/
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
CHECK YO MAP SON
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
He's been putting a ridiculous amount into play too
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
MOORE!
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Adam Moore sucks.
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
Moore!
lailaihei - April 20, 2010
ADAM MOORE
Jackle Mackle - April 20, 2010
MOORE MOORE MOORE
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
Holy crap Moore!
Goose - April 20, 2010
MOORE
Doubles for less!
James F'n X - April 20, 2010
There you are, Moore!
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
What the fuck?
Adam Moore ROPES one?
Ender15 - April 20, 2010
He was a linedrive hitter in the minors.
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
You seem to be confusing Adam Moore with Rob Johnson.
Wilder. - April 20, 2010
3 hits on the year for Moore-nice.
wazzu93 - April 20, 2010
Look who decided to pull the dick out of his ass
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
Safeco Field must make right handed hitters contemplate suicide.
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
ADAM MOORE IS TERRIBLE
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
Moore base hit!
Floyd Gondoli - April 20, 2010
Wow!
Adam Moore!
zeeehjee - April 20, 2010
Way to not show us Moore's first hit in forever to tell us about Coors.
Fuckmikereilly - April 20, 2010
Not to mention, his first hit out of the infield.
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
No it wasn't
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Don't worry, there'll be another
in 2-3 weeks
jtopps - April 20, 2010
YAY MOORE!
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Moore is cool
Alto - April 20, 2010
Time for the daily baserunning mistake!
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
Already had that in the first
Matthew - April 20, 2010
1 LD the whole game for Vargas
ChaseB - April 20, 2010
That is much better than Snell.
Ender15 - April 20, 2010
WILSON WILSON
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
JACK WILSON YES!
JLC - April 20, 2010
Jack Wilson!
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
RUNS!
drblacknwhite - April 20, 2010
Jack Wilson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ender15 - April 20, 2010
Jack WIlson is like the best
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
JACK FUCKING WILSON!?!?!?!
Alto - April 20, 2010
JACK FUCKING WILSON!
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
Jack Wilson!
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
JACKIE WILSON
kentroyals5 - April 20, 2010
Jack Wilson is gunning for Edgar's doubles record
Matthew - April 20, 2010
WHAAAAA? Bottom the order!
Goose - April 20, 2010
Much better!
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
WIIIIILLLLSONNNN!!!!!
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
FUCK YEAH INSURANCE
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
Whew
We needed that with White coming in next inning
JBell523 - April 20, 2010
MOORE AND WILSON BACK TO BACK DOUBLES AHHHHH
Nick S - April 20, 2010
That was an awesome whiff ona high five by the fans
Bearskin Rugburn - April 20, 2010
Fister in the crowd?
jtopps - April 20, 2010
JACK WILSON + ADAM MOORE
who woulda thought
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
Geico Insurance Run!
.Taylor - April 20, 2010
How are you suddenly able to type so much better?
Robert - April 20, 2010
It's been like 2 hours
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
90 minutes
Robert - April 20, 2010
OK
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
That weed I sold him was actually oregano
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
That would make weed better.
Robert - April 20, 2010
Bahahaha
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
Behold our slugging short stop
Big Jared - April 20, 2010
Your love is lifting me higher!
jtopps - April 20, 2010
Jack Wilson suddenly loves the foul lines
Gihyou - April 20, 2010
That was unexpected.
msb - April 20, 2010
Ah, just when David Hernandez was getting warmed up.
Wilder. - April 20, 2010
THIS PLEASES GAGA!
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
Jack in the Box!
Alto - April 20, 2010
Don't eat his face!
jtopps - April 20, 2010
I think someone already did.
JLC - April 20, 2010
Jackie Boy!
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
We just scored a run using only our 8 and 9 hitters
Jackle Mackle - April 20, 2010
It's even rarer than a perfect game!
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
I think I saw a single tear on Wak's cheek.
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
Jack Wilson now has a .620 OPS
He’s not godawfully useless anymore!
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
4 doubles? What the heck?!
Ender15 - April 20, 2010
Best offense in the MLB!
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
I can't believe the back of our lineup just scored a run
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
It's unbelievable
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
He's better than Lopez :(
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
Hey, there there buddy.
if it makes you feel any better, your parents never loved you.
CapSea - April 20, 2010
Maybe the guy who earlier predicted Ichiro would finish with 3 billion RBI's was on the right track.
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
I haven't been following...
could somebody fill me in on what happened to Bradley?
zeeehjee - April 20, 2010
Pulled his calf in the first inning.
svart aske - April 20, 2010
Sore hammy.
Who knows how serious. I think it’s just a nagger.
Ender15 - April 20, 2010
I think you meant he's a...
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
?
Goose - April 20, 2010
His wife is probably a nagger
JLC - April 20, 2010
He was bumped from the rotation because Lee is coming back
kentroyals5 - April 20, 2010
Left calf tightness.
drblacknwhite - April 20, 2010
Got bumped out of the rotation for Cliff Lee
Matthew - April 20, 2010
That's who it is, thanks Matthew.
seattle_since_81 - April 20, 2010
Matthew stole my recs!
kentroyals5 - April 20, 2010
Horrible Sea Monkey accident
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
Back spasms
Bearskin Rugburn - April 20, 2010
Yeah let's bring in a lefty when Ichiro, with his reverse platoon split,
a switch hitter and two righties are due up!
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Game theory motherfucker
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
Our manager was about to bring Sean White in to the 8th inning of a one-run ballgame
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
You and your stats.
zeeehjee - April 20, 2010
I prefer the term 'life partner'
thank you very much
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Woohoo???
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
All right productive out!
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
Dammit Ichiro!
harkening - April 20, 2010
Ichiro looked really safe there.
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
Aggressive baserunning!
lailaihei - April 20, 2010
More odd baserunning.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
+.25 runs!
lailaihei - April 20, 2010
Wilson trying to run into an out
jtopps - April 20, 2010
Aggressive Jack!
Watch out Milton!
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
Chone Figgins 9 pitch walk
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
Oh god stop showing a closeup of his face
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
I have very little confidence in Figgins when he bats from the right side.
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
You mean when we walks from the right side
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
He's hitting .364 from the right side this year.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2010
Now I really want us to face Red Sox
Baserunning owns them apparently
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
I think Tim Wakefield had a lot to do vwith that.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
If I remember correctly
Varitek simply cannot throw. And Victor Martinez ain’t much better
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
Varitek and V-Mart don't throw well either.
svart aske - April 20, 2010
He has a pretty long stretch...
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
Come on Figgy
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
Players considerably uglier than Wilson:
Vargas
Bearskin Rugburn - April 20, 2010
Youkilis.
kevin_ess - April 20, 2010
I disagree
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
Disagree
Jackle Mackle - April 20, 2010
I think Randy Johnson is the only one who comes close
erinashley24 - April 20, 2010
Randy looked like a badass
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
Vargas is actually Al Capone's grandson
Nick S - April 20, 2010
(Blank)
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
Matsui and Aybar. Angels is an ugly team in general.
svart aske - April 20, 2010
Rob Johnson
Kermit. - April 20, 2010
Wieters looks like he's a Huard
jtopps - April 20, 2010
BAH
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
Ball 4 there Figgins.
Goose - April 20, 2010
YES! NOT WHITE
JBell523 - April 20, 2010
Sean White?
Really?
Ender15 - April 20, 2010
Mark Lowe
JBell523 - April 20, 2010
Sims says it's White
Bearskin Rugburn - April 20, 2010
Yeah not my fault.
Sims failed me.
Ender15 - April 20, 2010
This sucks
Bearskin Rugburn - April 20, 2010
Sean White is quickly becoming my new Matt Thornton.
And that’s not a good thing.
kevin_ess - April 20, 2010
So this means he's going to be really good after we trade him?
drblacknwhite - April 20, 2010
Matt Thornton actually had good stuff.
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
I hate his guts.
I hate him even more that he got better when he left.
kevin_ess - April 20, 2010
Chone Figgins just struck out swinging on a ball out of the strike zone
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
Lies!
harkening - April 20, 2010
Wow, he really is human?!?
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
Better save .gif. You won't see that very often
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
Actually...
He struck out quite a bit last year
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
Not that many on balls out of the strike zone
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
Glitch
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
Aw...
Makes sense now.
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
What? Figgins swung his bat? Unpossible!
JAH - April 20, 2010
D'oh!
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
Oh thank God it's Lowe
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Woo! Not White!
Goose - April 20, 2010
See ya
JBell523 - April 20, 2010
Nice.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
THAT WAS QUICK!
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
K!
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
Mark Lowe is a filthy motherfucker.
drblacknwhite - April 20, 2010
Slider!
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
Wow
Alto - April 20, 2010
That was easy
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
Splitter/Slider!
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
That was remarkably efficient
erinashley24 - April 20, 2010
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND THE BOOTS WITH THE FURRRR
Nick S - April 20, 2010
That song was on the radio last week.
I couldn’t believe that was a hit once
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
I still can't believe the Sounders band picked that as their signature song
Nick S - April 20, 2010
...
They did?
…
I don’t even know what to say…
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
Fucking sweet
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
This team needs one thing and that one thing is Randy Messenger
Aaron Campeau - April 20, 2010
If I could take one player back from Hanshin it wouldn't be him.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
A good fisherman?
kevin_ess - April 20, 2010
Randy Messenger doesn't DH.
harkening - April 20, 2010
For what reason?
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
He got me lots of cheap recs
Aaron Campeau - April 20, 2010
Banging bitches and drinks!
Cracked me up for days, I never did figure out if that was a reference or not.
Kermit. - April 20, 2010
It was a hotchickswithdouchebags.com reference!
Aaron Campeau - April 20, 2010
Well now everything makes sense, thanks!
One of those things that cracks your funny bone more than it should and you just can’t explain why
Kermit. - April 20, 2010
Can we please keep the rec begging to a minimum?
Thanks
Robert - April 20, 2010
Well that was easy
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
Whoooo, nice inning Lowe!
kentroyals5 - April 20, 2010
HOW LOWE CAN YOU GO
Alto - April 20, 2010
Quick inning!
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
7 pitches 1 strikeout 1 ball.
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
Correction. 1 balls.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2010
I think our pitchers caught the low ERA bug.
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
That is a refreshing change from the bullpen meltdown.
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
Hahahaha Niehaus says the O's just signed Corey Patterson.
Kermit. - April 20, 2010
It's true
Matthew - April 20, 2010
He's just what they need.
Coach Owens - April 20, 2010
Never saw him play, was he really a defensive stud in the outfield?
Kermit. - April 20, 2010
The circle of hell
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
I guess Adam Jones is a bust.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Sounds like their type of player.
Speedy, but can’t hit a damn.
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
Watching Lowe pitch reminds me how ridiculous it is to call White from the bullpen
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
Mathis to the DL?
Will Napoli get to play now?
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
Yes
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
No.
harkening - April 20, 2010
Yes. Playing today.
I’m sad about it
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Shit, does this mean the trade's off?
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Damn
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
Scoscia will be a player/manager
Jackle Mackle - April 20, 2010
I hope not
It would be fantastic if Scioscia still didn’t play him
jtopps - April 20, 2010
Aaaand dumb luck makes the Angels better
Stupid.
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
Let's ask Eyebrows!
Robert - April 20, 2010
So did Napoli attack Mathis in his sleep?
Goose - April 20, 2010
You would too if you saw what he was wearing.
He was asking for it.
zeeehjee - April 20, 2010
Nap's sleep?
msb - April 20, 2010
.....yes.
Goose - April 20, 2010
Angels lose a player to injury, get better....
Just our luck
lailaihei - April 20, 2010
They were always better.
Losing Mathis forced them to play Napoli.
harkening - April 20, 2010
Why play Mathis to begin with?
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
For the same reason we play Rob Johnson?
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
Ask Mike Scioscia?
harkening - April 20, 2010
You have his number?
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
Not to cheer injuries, because that's classless.
But Nelson Cruz left the game with a pulled hammy today as well.
moyerLIVES - April 20, 2010
Yay!
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
Was that after his third steal?
msb - April 20, 2010
That's not good,
He must stay healthy for my fantasy team.
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
No
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Nobody cares
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
I know, selfish me.
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
It isn't that, we just don't care about your fantasy team
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Meaning we don't want to hear about it at all.
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Go injuries go!
JLC - April 20, 2010
How will this Lopez AB end?
Place your bets.
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
HBP
svart aske - April 20, 2010
He took us all by surprise with another groundout!
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
Anybody have a clue why Lopez is still the cleanup guy?
Now that Bradley is hitting, can’t we put him back there?
erinashley24 - April 20, 2010
Good news everyone!
Mike Sweeney is starting tomorrow! All our offensive problems are solved.
Nick S - April 20, 2010
He'll be like our 4th best hitter in the lineup. So, yay!
kentroyals5 - April 20, 2010
Why would someone buy a pastel Seattle Mariners hat?
jtopps - April 20, 2010
pastel green, that is
jtopps - April 20, 2010
Is it one of the St Pat's hats?
msb - April 20, 2010
It didn't look green enough.
Maybe I missed the Mariners pastel blue and green hats for Easter
jtopps - April 20, 2010
They were sort of a weathered green this year.
msb - April 20, 2010
That sounds like an abomination
Torrid - April 20, 2010
St. Patrick's day?
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
4/20!
Robert - April 20, 2010
Is .2
Kirk - April 20, 2010
Griffdawg! Base hit that actually caught some air!
Alto - April 20, 2010
Is Griffey out of breath at first after a single to the outfield?
harkening - April 20, 2010
That's our Griffey~
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
No, that's everyone else's Griffey.
Our Griffey has been dead and buried for the last 5 years. Our Griffey is never coming back! =(
harkening - April 20, 2010
Nope, my Griffey's theone who should've retired before I ever saw a Mariners game.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Soda withdrawals are the worst, man
Alto - April 20, 2010
Feels bad man
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
GOD DAMMIT IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL HEALTHIER
GIVING UP SODA ISNT HARD
Robert - April 20, 2010
Griffey's not goin' down without a fight!
JLC - April 20, 2010
Is Ian Snell on the tracks again?
Aaron Campeau - April 20, 2010
Do something positive Eric.
Goose - April 20, 2010
Full count
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
I'll take it.
Goose - April 20, 2010
What's more likely here? Griffey stealing second or Byrnes going yard?
Ian Smell - April 20, 2010
Griff-dawg.
Oh, Byrnes.
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
Latter
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Griffey stealing 2nd
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
I kind of want to see the former more.
svart aske - April 20, 2010
Hmm... Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Touch one
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
tough*
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
Don't mind if I do!
jtopps - April 20, 2010
Well the first would be impossible so....
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Seeing as it is impossible for him to steal second. . .
3-2 count?
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
Griffey is our new Jose Vidro.
Sweeney is Pepe.
Fuckmikereilly - April 20, 2010
Byrnes needs to hit like 10 more foul balls here
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
So Griffey taking off means he took three steps right?
Kirk - April 20, 2010
Errors!
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Dude!
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
Bobbles!
Alto - April 20, 2010
Hahahaha Izturis
Jackle Mackle - April 20, 2010
That's a forced error right there.
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
Wooo Eric Byrnes
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
Whoopsies!
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
Hail Cesar!
Nick S - April 20, 2010
All sorts of wacky combos tonight!
Moore/Wilson, Griffey/Byrnes
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
HA!
zeeehjee - April 20, 2010
Lets go Casey!
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
Is there a unwritten rule?
That you don’t try to pick off the runner on a 3-2 with two outs when you know he is going. I feel that you could get that 3rd out easy by just picking the unsuspecting runner off.
themanleyman - April 20, 2010
KOTCHROCKET!
MsForever - April 20, 2010
Not a strike
erinashley24 - April 20, 2010
Gameday says it was
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
Wait, no it doesn't
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
I meant pitch 3
erinashley24 - April 20, 2010
Kotch Bomb
Luisam - April 20, 2010
Detroit has loaded the bases for Miggy Cabrera down 6-2.
drblacknwhite - April 20, 2010
OMG KOTCHROCKET!
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
So my brother is sitting next to me and watching the game.
He just said “No, don’t take away the save opportunity from the DA.”
THIS IS WHAT WE FIGHT AGAINST!
harkening - April 20, 2010
Almost as annoying as Boston fans
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
I'm ashamed to admit
sometimes I think that way
erinashley24 - April 20, 2010
Do you think like that in hopes that it will inflate Aardsma's trade value?
So we can flip him for real talent?
harkening - April 20, 2010
Sticking around here for a while will soon fix that.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Good.
erinashley24 - April 20, 2010
Well, that's completely senseless
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
I'm feeling uneasy about the save tonight
Matthew - April 20, 2010
I never feel comfortable with DA
jtopps - April 20, 2010
There's definitely that waiting for the other shoe to drop sensation
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
Aw he's just the slowest
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
Aw shucks
Alto - April 20, 2010
Casey! Your slow!
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
My stream is so far behind you guys.
kevin_ess - April 20, 2010
Miguel Cabrera 3 run double
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Oh, oh, oh, Detroit is catching up, 5-6
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
DA Time
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
Let's go Tigers.
svart aske - April 20, 2010
I'm not sure why
But Brandon Inge is on my fantasy team.
SeattExPat - April 20, 2010
Nobody cares.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Correction..
YOU don’t care.
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
No, I'm pretty sure I was right.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
No, nobody else on this site cares.
seattle_since_81 - April 20, 2010
Please don't post things like this
seattlebruin - April 20, 2010
This is not the way to endear yourself to everyone else on this site
Nick S - April 20, 2010
No, fantasy team talk is prohibited here
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Awwww...
http://sadtrombone.com/
SeattExPat - April 20, 2010
What's the attendance tonight?
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
Better
Allen Wu - April 20, 2010
15,931
Only third smallest in Safeco history.
drblacknwhite - April 20, 2010
DA!!!!!
Luisam - April 20, 2010
Subject Li...whatever
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
What is the point of this comment?
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Last time I did this someone reminded me it was 4/20
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
Did I do something wrong?
Luisam - April 20, 2010
We expect everyone here to use subject lines.
harkening - April 20, 2010
So I should post...
like this?
Luisam - April 20, 2010
Yes.
Sometimes a subject line alone is fine for short communication. But generally, it just makes things easier to moderate and follow.
harkening - April 20, 2010
Thank you
kind sir.
Luisam - April 20, 2010
I'm relatively new here myself, but the rules are pretty easy to follow.
This post has all the basics, and one of the comments has been “rec’d” into greatness. It’s worth reading. Welcome to LL.
harkening - April 20, 2010
Everbody loves
the post-game tutorial.
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
We're more lenient with guys who have a good posting history
Usually when we say it we’re just informing new posters of the site rules.
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Subject line, please.
harkening - April 20, 2010
Subject line
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
K!
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
SIT DOWN SON
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
DA SMASH
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
K, one down
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
In a major league baseball game, the Mariners are repesented by three seperate, but equally important groups. The offense who score the runs, the defense who prevent the runs, and the DA who closes out the ballgames. These are their stories.
DONG DONG
Goose - April 20, 2010
Let's not pretend our offense is as "equally important" as our defense.
harkening - April 20, 2010
A run scored equals a run prevented!
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
Our offense is "equally important," it is just not "equally as good"
Coug1990 - April 20, 2010
BAUCEEEEEEE
JBell523 - April 20, 2010
Has anybody else noticed that Aardsma hasn't given up a run this year
Robert - April 20, 2010
Shh you'll jinx his no-runner
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
I bame Sims already.
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
Blaim
Jackle Mackle - April 20, 2010
Shhh
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
Quiet you
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
Yes
JLC - April 20, 2010
Vargas is looking a little healthier now.
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
That was a little scary
JLC - April 20, 2010
For a guy who throws exclusively fastballs and walks a huge amount of batters.
You’d think he’d get harder and give up tons of runs as a result.
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
Ew
JBell523 - April 20, 2010
Safeco out!
James F'n X - April 20, 2010
This game went by fast
JBell523 - April 20, 2010
Christ are all his flyballs terrifying
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
We Win!
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
15 yards for premature celebration.
James F'n X - April 20, 2010
Oh no,
I jinxed it.
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
sorry guys...
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
We Win!
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
Now you can celebrate!
James F'n X - April 20, 2010
I feel almost comfortable when David Aardsma comes into a game
If you had told me that three years ago I would have laughed at you
Nick S - April 20, 2010
Oh God not like this
Not like this
JLC - April 20, 2010
They are some annoying SOBs are they
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
Garett Atkins will homer.
Slurvey - April 20, 2010
Game over!
Over .500!!
Robert - April 20, 2010
Shh you'll jinx the Mariners' win
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
I heard this is the first time since 2003
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Correct!
Robert - April 20, 2010
The Seattle Mariners Baseball Club has never been this far above .500 in its history
Aaron Campeau - April 20, 2010
Correct as well!
Robert - April 20, 2010
Have we actually won yet?
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
Yeah!
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
YES!
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
Case closed! +.500!
Griffin Cooper - April 20, 2010
Woo!
harkening - April 20, 2010
MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
Winning record!
Goose - April 20, 2010
VICTORY!!
drblacknwhite - April 20, 2010
Excellent.
ThundaPC - April 20, 2010
Over .500!!!!
Jackle Mackle - April 20, 2010
YEAH WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME!
JLC - April 20, 2010
Woohoo!
Going for the sweep on Felix day!
moyerLIVES - April 20, 2010
Victory!
Playoffs!
Nick S - April 20, 2010
YAY TWO
cwel87 - April 20, 2010
Now time to watch the Angels game and hope they blow the lead
ARock - April 20, 2010
Anybody good at dividing numbers by 15?
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
I have a calculator
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
Works for me.
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
Well what do you need to solve?
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
Our winning percentage, I'm guessing.
harkening - April 20, 2010
*taps his nose*
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
0.533
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
I can already smell the wins...
C-Nage - April 20, 2010
Vargas will head back to his Polio treatment now
jtopps - April 20, 2010
Victory!
Slow Country - April 20, 2010
Oakland is losing!
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
Its almost were 9-7 already
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
I miss hearing Thunderstruck in the 9th.
So does Ess Jr.
kevin_ess - April 20, 2010
like*
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
I'd be happier if the Angels went back to being god awful.
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Yeah but at least SWEEEEEEEP
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
The Padres beat the Giants with only a single.
svart aske - April 20, 2010
And it was a Doilie.
Single, SB, advance on foul out to 1st, sac fly.
SFMariner - April 20, 2010
That's depressing.
Giant’s pitcher was kicking ass.
Fearless Frog - April 20, 2010
Bahahaha, wide angle lens with Bone all alone in the booth
Matthew - April 20, 2010
Buhner looks lonely.
drblacknwhite - April 20, 2010
Hahaha
jackyz - April 20, 2010
Did Bones eat Sims and Blowers?
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
Camera whores are one of many reasons I should be licensed to kill
Matthew - April 20, 2010
That guy definitely deserved a cockpunch
jtopps - April 20, 2010
This would only cause my fear of you to be slightly higher than it already is
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
If I did have a license to kill, I wouldn't publicly announce it.
So for all you know, I already have one
Matthew - April 20, 2010
You got to announce something like this
before we let loose with our comments.
ErictheRed - April 20, 2010
You are one of the scariest people I know
Dewey N - April 20, 2010
If Matthew were going to assassinate you I'd imagine the Rube Goldberg device he designed to do it is already in motion
OlSalty - April 20, 2010
Makes me wish cellphones were never invented.
JLC - April 20, 2010
Mounting gun turrets on your helicopter would be amazing.
wazzu93 - April 20, 2010
Then you'll love this!
http://antiduckface.com/
Eyeball Kid - April 20, 2010
I mean I can see waving, but jeez.
killer_ewok18 - April 20, 2010
Going to have to totally agree with you here.
Robert - April 20, 2010
You can't do that on television, Matthew.
katal - April 20, 2010
AWESOME!
kevin_ess - April 20, 2010
So apparently Maddon can wear a hoodie again
Punkhazard - April 20, 2010
Did the hoodie ban extend to Ozzie Guillen?
svart aske - April 20, 2010
I still won't sleep well until I heard news about Bradley
EequalsMc2 - April 20, 2010
Bradley's going to be okay. Sleep well and have nice dreams.
TrustBaseball - April 20, 2010
This has no basis in actual knowledge.
I just like it when people are given positive news and can sleep at night.
TrustBaseball - April 20, 2010
Humpbot celebrates the win!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=berLBj5EoiA
zeeehjee - April 20, 2010
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