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By The Way

The Seattle Mariners - after dropping to 2-6, and all the while playing without Cliff Lee and Erik Bedard - are three up on Texas, one up on LAnaheim, and tied with Oakland for first place in the division.

Granted, we haven't yet had to face the Yankees like everyone else, but this seems like something to celebrate. The division leaders as of this moment:

Yankees
Twins
Mariners/A's
Phillies
Cardinals
Padres

Everything seems to be in normal order. Yep. Normal order, indeed. Nothing weird here.

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Words cannot express how good it feels

to not see the Angels up there, at ANY point in the season.

Thank Brian Fuentes for that.
I have a feeling I'm going to have a wet dream tonight thinking about Cliff Lee pitching in a Mariner uniform at Safeco

It’ll be my first one since last night when I thought about it

Just thinking about Cliff Lee and Erik Bedard gave me a hard on.
Just thinking about Felix, Lee, and Bedard pitching back-to-back-to-back made me have an accident in my pants
Your guys' fanhood is weird
Nope, totally normal.
In case someone else is wondering...

my doctor informed me that there is no need for alarm for any erection lasting longer than 4 hours when it is caused by thinking of the upcoming Mariners rotation.

I think about Felix's penis.
Is this a good time to mention that our Doily% is running at a robust 40%?
Hah, the Padres will be World Series champs. Mark my words.
What a sweet world series it will be! Us versus our natural rivals!
GOD!

If the Padres beat us in the World Series, I will grow to hate them with every bone in my body over the course of seven games. Fuck that scenario.

I could live with the Pads beating us in the World Series

Considering I’m a San Diego native and all

At least it would give us a real rivalry!

But considering both cities they’d probably want to share the trophy.

Behold the Mariners,, Destroyer of worlds
Odd coincidence, I was just saying the same thing about Jack Wilsons defence.
Kinda goes with the Guti thing too. Death and the Destoyer.
This is how you make the playoffs

Beat up on the crappy teams, survive against the good teams.

Next up: White Sox and Royals.

I want a little cushion before the harder games start.

Careful

I recall a hope-destroying ChiSox series last spring.

The White Sox lost 12-0 to the Rays last night with Buehrle pitching.
Oh I'll never be cocky as a Mariners fan

I’m just saying they need to get the job done

They lost 2 out of 3, and a half-game lead

Felix pitched an awesome game, Jaku lost a 2-1 game.
I don’t think this qualifies as hope-destroying, except that they had to spend a whole day at the Cell, thanks to a double-header.

i Viva Los Marineros !
I'm really liking our chances

Based on the fact that we are the only team in the division that isn’t totally gay bones.

Gay stuff has magic

Evidence: A’s from 2000 up until now.

The west is weird.

Maybe it’s because we’re farther away from that huge cloud of ash.

I don't mind if my wife thinks about Cliff Lee or Felix when we have sex,

because I am thinking about them too.

At what point do the sex jokes just get awkward?

I’m not saying we’re there yet, but we’ve gotta be getting close.

Whenever EnglishMariner says so
Wow we are headed down a deep, dark path
It was one of those old Chuck Norris facts...

Sorry folks!

So much for first place!
Good job Yankees, you assholes
They tried.

They turned a triple play and everything.

Apparently A-Rod and Braden got into quite the screaming match

Wonder what it was over

A-Rod crossed the pitching mound

jogging back to first after a foul ball.

bastard
Braden yelled.

Alex did this really pissy hand flip-flap to indicate how little he cared.

Braden postgame: "You know it’s a shame because that guy is a tremendous talent, a superstar in every sense of the word, plays for a classy organization who always do the right things, first class all the way every time. For him not to understand the baseball etiquette of running across that pitchers mound is right next to terrible. I am not a speck on his radar and that is fine but I know I was out there and he will know not to do that again because there will be repercussions if it happens again.’’

A rookie (basically) telling one of the greatest players of all time he doesn't understand baseball etiquette?

Seems a little backwards to me… What made me mad on this one is that I actually had to side with A-rod here. Stupid Braden…

Or what, you'll hit him with a twelve mph 'fastball'?

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