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by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Threads
Probable rain delay thread!
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like League did for that one appearance
Matthew - April 23, 2010 reply
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010 reply
refuse2lose2010 - April 23, 2010 reply
Goose - April 23, 2010 reply
Also, Lopez is slow
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010 reply
Teej - April 23, 2010 reply
Jackle Mackle - April 23, 2010 reply
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010 reply
What a play!
Corco - April 23, 2010 reply
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010 reply
the other side - April 23, 2010 reply
Robert - April 23, 2010 reply
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010 reply
JAH - April 23, 2010 reply
moyerLIVES - April 23, 2010 reply
Muscling up on swings, and throws, trying to force everything. I’d hate to be in the stall next to him right now.
What haven’t you been paying attention?
I see it all the time with guys I coach, it’s pretty common when you’re frustrated. I could be wrong, but that’s just how it looks to me.
per Divish
msb - April 23, 2010 reply
royalcurve - April 23, 2010 reply
yakvalleycardinal - April 23, 2010 reply
joey90 - April 23, 2010 reply
appleshampoo - April 23, 2010 reply
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010 reply
DrunkAmerican - April 23, 2010 reply
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010 reply
At least he’s interesting.
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010 reply
there is a 100% chance I am referring to someone shitty
I am a sucker for shitty players too but even i have limits.
Stupid snowstorms in late April- if this weather makes it all the way to Chicago we won’t have a series
More like Gayson Dicks.
CapSea - April 23, 2010 reply
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010 reply
No, Mike, you are wrong.
harkening - April 23, 2010 reply
ChaseB - April 23, 2010 reply
Wilder. - April 23, 2010 reply
Loaded bases with not outs evidently doesn’t mean lots of runs for us.
CLIFF LEE WOOO!!!!!!
does the weather get WPA?
Robert Lintott - April 23, 2010 reply
Because to whom else would you assign it? I mean, Mike Hargrove can’t argue a stop to every game.
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010 reply
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010 reply
Make that starting job yours!
BrianL - April 23, 2010 reply
Scrupio - April 23, 2010 reply
Mike Sweeney Backup C Milton Bradley (hurt) Jack Wilson (hurt)
Maybe someone with good clubhouse access could have foreseen it by getting player interviews
And Goose.
Decatur - April 24, 2010 reply
His AAA stats seem inconclusive and he plays so sparingly.
But who knows.
Due to his legions of adoring fans
Who is more annoying, Ben Davis or Mike Morse?
mark2 - April 23, 2010 reply
Been a while.
am I getting stuck with Snell on the 2nd?
drblacknwhite - April 23, 2010 reply
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010 reply
shinallsrevenge - April 23, 2010 reply
I was under the impression that MLB didn’t use that logic.
I rescind my YES!
Come on its Guti.
good times
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010 reply
Slurvey - April 23, 2010 reply
please please
Amazing
take him deep, Guti!!!!!!
Mamma Mia…
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010 reply
…wait
Adam Moore Photography – Black and White Darklands
rickpo - April 23, 2010 reply
kschimke - April 23, 2010 reply
MFAN - April 23, 2010 reply
Is that actually him? This is amazing.
just draw a little soul patch there
DMZ - April 23, 2010 reply
Do it Guti.
I don’t think I’ve ever come around and recognized he has become a good pitcher and I’d rather not have to.
lemonverbena - April 23, 2010 reply
OlSalty - April 23, 2010 reply
JLC - April 23, 2010 reply
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010 reply
X-rays showed no break.
Jack had a ball skip up and hit his thumb. Not broken though.
I have no sympathy for him.
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010 reply
Not quite as exciting.
Time to watch Oakland.
YOU GET A FIVE GAME PASS UNTIL MY HATRED BEGINS ANEW
I’d rather see that then a grand slam
Figgins-“incarnate”
blueside714 - April 23, 2010 reply
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010 reply
thats our only chance.
ChristopherA - April 23, 2010 reply
Fireball309 - April 23, 2010 reply
w00tah - April 23, 2010 reply
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010 reply
THE FAT LITTLE FUCK DID IT
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010 reply
TWownsU - April 23, 2010 reply
just happened…?
Out by like 3 inches
Leanna - April 23, 2010 reply
Gone by an inch!
JBell523 - April 23, 2010 reply
REDEMPTION!
wazzu93 - April 23, 2010 reply
Not trying to be mean but it was mentioned twelve times already.
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/mini.jsp?gid=2010_04_23_seamlb_chamlb_1
Ha ha ha ha. I love it.
ScottBrowne - April 23, 2010 reply
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010 reply
micky D - April 23, 2010 reply
HawkedUp - April 23, 2010 reply
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010 reply
it was still amazing though.
And low and behold Loafie hits a grand slam. Is this really happening?
Big Jared - April 23, 2010 reply
PARTY IN THE STREETS!
OceanBird - April 23, 2010 reply
Barely got out of U.S. Cellular
Nice work.
Also, it’s wrong :(
I know it, you know it, we all know it. It’s sweet just the same though.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/search?advanced_search=true&all_these_words=go+lopez!&any_of_these_words=&btn_advanced=Search&created_after=&created_after_freeform=&created_before=&created_before_freeform=&order=date&results_per_page=10&scope=community&search_user[username]=robert&this_exact_phrase=&type=Story
I’m speechless.
SSJemmett - April 23, 2010 reply
Anyone have a recording?
FOR TURNING YOUR BACK ON THIS MANLIEST OF MEN!
LOPEDOG DIRTY SHAME.
Slica - April 23, 2010 reply
Please no.
but whatever, I’d have rec’d it either way.
Chicago actually just used his body to cover a pitching robot.
We really don’t deserve this game
losing the lead immediately here in the 7th, or losing it in the 9th?
Because I want this high to last a couple more innings.
After the Sounders getting fucked yesterday, I can’t handle any more late heartbreak
THIS MEANS NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT
Griffey struck out
If only it was Griffey, then I could masturbate to relieve some more of the stress
JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/9/21/1047312/things-jose-lopez-has-in-common
THINGS-JOSE-LOPEZ-DOES-THAT-ARE-AWESOME – EVERY FUCKING THING
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut share the same knowledge of the strike zone
JY - April 23, 2010 reply
We have Brandon League and Mark Lowe.
When we’re down by 2
svart aske - April 23, 2010 reply
I totally kinda expect us to lose. We always do in Chicago.
One of those three is not our setup man or closer and better than White.
it’s the only thing that could wash away the suck from Jose Lopez’s hitting
And I sent my roommates a random “GRIFFEY!!!!@!!!!! daa” text today so they assumed that he homered and got taco bell and hot sauce
!
Beer + Lopez Grand Slam
Aaron Campeau - April 23, 2010 reply
I fucking want Hawk Harrelson to fucking choke on it once the M’s win
craig3410 - April 23, 2010 reply
if you want (on the internet feed).
Paytheline - April 23, 2010 reply
SEAN WHITE IS A CRAZY MIRACLE
More like it!
Like the reason he won’t buzz his head
80-85%?
Yet the Rangers are still winning.
Avery Bowron - April 23, 2010 reply
The fourth one was intentional, though
HE IS GOOD!
Ender15 - April 23, 2010 reply
Fett42 - April 23, 2010 reply
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/4/23/1440561/4-23-open-game-thread-part-2#35758178
Rolaids Relief Moment – Wak removing Sean White from the baseball game.
Yay for missing White’s suckage.
(Hi guys!)
Benne - April 23, 2010 reply
but their lineup and ballpark terrifies me.
Is he part native american.
MattoB - April 23, 2010 reply
Would of been fucking amazing if he caught that.
I think that hit his glove though
That was definitely him doing his VERY best out there…
Cougriculture - April 23, 2010 reply
but where the fuck is the splitter?
Do we have another volunteer?
I chose poorly.
how can you avoid that
You should know by now that Sean White is a terrible terrible pitcher.
He’s not great or anything, but it really seems like people are assuming he’s Miguel Batista-bad.
I’ll take the draw and call it good.
Misses Josh
Nothing serious
Hurt his thumb, no fracture though
What the hell you swinging at?
Awesome. Nothing like putting the pressure on em.
COME ON
Time to become a legend
IN FUCKING SAFECO!
White Sox traded for him because the pitching coach saw something that he believe he could fix.
Need a hot tub time machine.
Guy who didn’t make the great play to end the inning is up first to make the popup.
Would be a good time here
so Hawk has a heart attack in the dugout.
And basically negated the Lopez slam.
This is an interesting thought.
I seem to be missing letters
Then they scored a run in the bottom of the inning and now we’re tied.
I know we’re no longer winning, but we would be losing if not for that Lopez Slam
And I have proved mathematically this is not true. I never said I was arguing the emotional aspect of the grand slam.
The grand slam negated RR-S’s mediocre start. RR-S’s mediocre start did not negate the grand slam. Get the order right.
And the “nothing can negate Lopez’s grand slam” remark was purely on the emotional aspect of it, so this whole argument is pointless.
and no I haven’t. In fact, before today, I had only said it once here. and it was this terrible terrible comment in 2006.
Probably should have just kept that in the past.
Maybe just Sweeney in left.
I know Don Mattingly did on a couple occasions.
I can’t imagine that’s anything more then an emergency option
but what about Jr in left? Has Wak/JZ completely ruled out playing him at all ever?
No reason to forfeit the DH for what would likely be a marginal upgrade
Somehow I forgot that Mr. Jr. was in fact actually playing in this particular game of baseballs. I even forgot about his funk FC RBI!
Since we don’t have a bench
So it’s not like we’d be at a disadvantage
It’s like if the annoying guy next door fucked your wife. Unacceptable!
gets old really, really fast.
When it sucked horribly to begin with?
Trenchtown - April 23, 2010 reply
Jeff Nye - April 23, 2010 reply
I haven’t really mastered how to be sarcasm on the internet yet
You tried your best.
Glad to hear you’re not really one of…them.
I believe the expression is “haunt my dreams” as Rick Adair would say.
Let’s make League 3-0.
I don’t know about this bullpen management
That was a really good laugh.
I can’t really tell.
Rios just put a good swing on it.
TrashiDawa - April 23, 2010 reply
Only 6 career HR’s against LH though
Then I realize it’s Hawk Harrelson. Fuck my shit.
abender20 - April 23, 2010 reply
And only managed a blooper back to League
almost through regulation time…
Or prenegated!
I know we’re more .gif oriented, but I think it could be valuable.
M'sFanatic - April 23, 2010 reply
But his brother was a catcher and that kind of confuses matters.
FUCK
I’m about to fall asleep
Just got a few more minutes to get through… Should be just a formality though
More run support.
but these two are just ri-goddamn-diculous.
Mark Teixeira just DESTROYED the Angels catcher. (Not Napoli)
Out of the game injured.
Mark would’ve been safe without the bullrush.
He has a hot wife right?
Rudy4three - April 23, 2010 reply
Eyebrows will be pleased.
bluemax - April 23, 2010 reply
look
His first start.
Ow.
Thats some high heat for a cold rainy night.
Lowered standards!
Graphic: “Jones vs. Lowe: 3-4, K”
So there is that. Or maybe he had the good kind of diabetes. The one that makes you not suck.
That probably has something to do with it
fuckity fuck fuck
phil333 - April 23, 2010 reply
I don’t believe you.
FUCK NO NO NO DAMMIT
TrustBaseball - April 23, 2010 reply
Fuck
Great job Mark.
Just when we thought all hope was not lost, it was lost.
Here
Nice of the ump not to call a couple strike threes there. Since Tampa raped them they’ll rape us, GOD!
and I got a bad feeling around pitch number 7
Huh.
Hit him right in the head
I can’t get over how bad he is at a bullpen.
You people are way over-reacting.
It may not be the worst move ever, but it’s not good when you have much better relievers at your disposal that are rested.
there’s a grand canyon between sub-optimal and worst decision ever.
But seriously, I’m not blaming this loss on Wak. But he’s had me dumbfounded with his decisions. You can’t do League, Lowe, and DA in a one run game?
It looks like only FIP likes him. xFIP and tRA don’t seem to think much of him.
Not being snarky, just don’t know if tRA+ has different averages for both.
He sure is frustrating for slightly above average though.
Oh wait.
but Matsui just hit into a double play.
How is that even possible?
melenious - April 23, 2010 reply
When things start going to crap they really go fast.
Thank god Bill Krueger is around tell us these things
It was the height of humor
Get it? You juxtaposed height with dives, which is an activity that brings people closer to the ground.
Now that’s good writing!
I"m going to go suffocate my broken heart with pizza.
They are moving to LA
I think along the lines of slapstick humor.
At least as far as posting is concerned.
barabuski - April 23, 2010 reply
What the fuck is LOGO?
they tend to run several episodes in a row, in a vague chronological order
I demand access to the secret comments
Brian Floyd - April 23, 2010 reply
that’s the life
you get the satisfaction of going green, without attracting all the attention and jealousy of earning acclaim in public
But without selling out and going mainstream. You’re hip.
it’s indie as all hell
these threaded comments are fucking disorienting
If accompanied by vomiting or temporary blindness, consult a physician.
—that’s chaos.
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I think RRS should try pitching his next start without glasses
like League did for that one appearance
Matthew - April 23, 2010
TUI!
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Can't wait to see Sweeney in CF.
refuse2lose2010 - April 23, 2010
What
Goose - April 23, 2010
Hahaha, love the new sig.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Whoa Tui!
Also, Lopez is slow
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Nice!
Teej - April 23, 2010
How
Jackle Mackle - April 23, 2010
Wow
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010
Holy mackeral!
What a play!
Corco - April 23, 2010
Haha Lopez.
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
Well that was interesting.
the other side - April 23, 2010
So I'm assuming that the reason Jack Wilson was pulled because he got tired of running after his two dingers
Robert - April 23, 2010
Dude, how do you know these things without watching the game?
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
I'm a real big baseball fan so I pick these up really fast
Robert - April 23, 2010
How embarrassing is it to get run down by Lopez?
JAH - April 23, 2010
Moore is just trying too hard in all aspects right not.
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
This expression never made much sense to me
Matthew - April 23, 2010
"Do less! No, less!"
moyerLIVES - April 23, 2010
He's not relaxing and letting his body perform naturally
Muscling up on swings, and throws, trying to force everything. I’d hate to be in the stall next to him right now.
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
How do you know this
Jackle Mackle - April 23, 2010
You can see his ass cheeks clenching.
What haven’t you been paying attention?
the other side - April 23, 2010
That's just how he looks
I see it all the time with guys I coach, it’s pretty common when you’re frustrated. I could be wrong, but that’s just how it looks to me.
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
It is pretty much what Wak & Moore have said
per Divish
msb - April 23, 2010
Thanks!
Jackle Mackle - April 23, 2010
2nd best Lopez faceplant near second base ever
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Just adorable
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
This never gets old
yakvalleycardinal - April 23, 2010
I can't stop watching.
joey90 - April 23, 2010
Who's laughing at him?
appleshampoo - April 23, 2010
Felix.
JAH - April 23, 2010
Felix!
Teej - April 23, 2010
A young Felix
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
And a living Horacio Ramirez
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Felix.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Everyone
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Fifi
msb - April 23, 2010
Me
Robert - April 23, 2010
Lucky helmet bounce
DrunkAmerican - April 23, 2010
I love him
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
How can't you?
At least he’s interesting.
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
There is a 66% chance you're referring to someone shitty
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
My favorite players are Jose Lopez, Lucas French and Alex Liddi
there is a 100% chance I am referring to someone shitty
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Why French?
I am a sucker for shitty players too but even i have limits.
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Because he is good
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Hah, touche
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Great- I'm running on the backup generator now
Stupid snowstorms in late April- if this weather makes it all the way to Chicago we won’t have a series
Corco - April 23, 2010
Jayson Nix?
More like Gayson Dicks.
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
Seriously though the guy pisses me off.
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
Weird because I thought you weren't easily bothered.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Are you allowed to put the ball in your armpit to keep it dry during the rain?
msb - April 23, 2010
I would imagine that's a balk somehow.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Nix is fixed.
joey90 - April 23, 2010
Blowers: "Ryan...didn't really throw too badly tonight..."
No, Mike, you are wrong.
harkening - April 23, 2010
You could tell it was going to be ugly from the first
ChaseB - April 23, 2010
Let's load the bases again.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
To make it 5-4?
Loaded bases with not outs evidently doesn’t mean lots of runs for us.
moyerLIVES - April 23, 2010
Well I'll be
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Dave Sims is REALLY excited for Cliff Lee.
JAH - April 23, 2010
He was so excited he hit a wrinkle in time
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Who isn't?
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
So is fucking everybody.
CLIFF LEE WOOO!!!!!!
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
If its a rainout
does the weather get WPA?
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Yes
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Really?
Robert Lintott - April 23, 2010
Or is this a whoosh moment?
Robert Lintott - April 23, 2010
Does for my charts
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
It makes sense
Because to whom else would you assign it? I mean, Mike Hargrove can’t argue a stop to every game.
Robert Lintott - April 23, 2010
Moore!
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Nice roll.
joey90 - April 23, 2010
There's a poor man's somersault
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
WOOHOO ADAM MOORE
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
MOORE!!
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Good for adam.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Go Moore!
Make that starting job yours!
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
YES YES YES!
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Shannon says there's no fracture in Wilson's thumb.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
Woooooo!
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
YES YES YES YES
Jackle Mackle - April 23, 2010
Good news, good news
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Whew!
Scrupio - April 23, 2010
Gonna be one helluva bruise.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Probably won't play tomorrow
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Our bench is going to be:
Mike Sweeney
Backup C
Milton Bradley (hurt)
Jack Wilson (hurt)
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Who could have seen this coming ever?
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Not us
Maybe someone with good clubhouse access could have foreseen it by getting player interviews
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Well there goes BrianL and DMZ
And Goose.
Robert Lintott - April 23, 2010
Outside the Clubhouse was too time consuming.
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
And who is our emergency catcher? Sweeney?
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Ichiro.
Decatur - April 24, 2010
Good thing Tui is here for that offensive boost.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Is Tui terrible?
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Tui has been in what, 5 games?
msb - April 23, 2010
I just have no read on him as a player.
His AAA stats seem inconclusive and he plays so sparingly.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Yup-- Ap 8-10, the 14th & wednesday
msb - April 23, 2010
You'd think that if they thought he had long term potential they'd let him play every day in AAA
But who knows.
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Sure would be nice if Tui was more than Mike Morse 2.0.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Nononononono
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
At least Morse got lucky and did well for a while
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
In the end I think this just made him more annoying.
Due to his legions of adoring fans
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
I don't know
Who is more annoying, Ben Davis or Mike Morse?
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
At least Morse turned into Ryan Langerhans
appleshampoo - April 23, 2010
Ichiro!
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
NO FRACTURES!
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
LATE!
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
ICHIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
joey90 - April 23, 2010
Ichi is so amazing.
the other side - April 23, 2010
ICHIRO!
mark2 - April 23, 2010
Ichibunt!
Been a while.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
So, if Lee goes the 30th, and Felix stays on 5 days & pitches May 1st, who goes next?
am I getting stuck with Snell on the 2nd?
msb - April 23, 2010
Might depend on who they bump for Lee
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Not if you take a shower
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Did I miss a name pun?
the other side - April 23, 2010
Oh wow I'm tired.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Maybe that'll be the game where Snell finally turns the corner
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Wak has only noted that it's Fister's spot, and said that meant nothing.
drblacknwhite - April 23, 2010
Time for a Guti-slam?
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
Pleaseeeeee
Jackle Mackle - April 23, 2010
Its definitely the venue.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Followed immediately by rainout.
shinallsrevenge - April 23, 2010
YES!
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Um, no. That would be bad.
Matthew - April 23, 2010
I don't think this is true.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
We'd need to complete the inning
Matthew - April 23, 2010
I did not know this rule.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Wouldn't be fair if we got more chances to bat
Matthew - April 23, 2010
I understand the logic.
I was under the impression that MLB didn’t use that logic.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Me either.
I rescind my YES!
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Eh, immediately enough with Lopez and Griffey.
shinallsrevenge - April 23, 2010
Bases loaded!
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
Try and make it count this time!
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
How many times can we load the bases and not score?
joey90 - April 23, 2010
We scored twice last time.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
OH GOD IT'S JJ
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
I kind of hope he comes in and just dominates so I can watch it again.
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Seriously?
Come on its Guti.
the other side - April 23, 2010
JJ is probably my favorite mariner of this decade (or last decade....i guess)
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Come on J.J. channel another SEA turned CHW hard throwing RP...
Matthew - April 23, 2010
I was hoping to see that!
good times
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
Woo our hitter is up!
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
VINTAGE JJ GRANDSLAM!
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
Exciting!
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
I've missed J.J. Putz
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
Putz v. Guti
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Poignant.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
ooh. are we going to get a Matt Thorton death spiral?
please please
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
I think Figgins has 70 PAs and 15 ABs
CapSea - April 23, 2010
JJ pitching to Franklin Gutierrez
Amazing
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
[sorry Megan]
take him deep, Guti!!!!!!
msb - April 23, 2010
Putz and Thornton in the pen.
Mamma Mia…
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
Between them and Jenks on the bench, where does everyone else sit?
msb - April 23, 2010
Perfectamundo
Corco - April 23, 2010
JJ with no facial hair.
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Putz in! Game Over!
…wait
Goose - April 23, 2010
Not what I expected from someone named Adam Moore.
Adam Moore Photography – Black and White Darklands
rickpo - April 23, 2010
Here comes Franklin!
kschimke - April 23, 2010
It's the battle of the trade partners.
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
Forgot how ugly JJ is.
MFAN - April 23, 2010
How can you say that
msb - April 23, 2010
HOLY SHIT
Is that actually him? This is amazing.
appleshampoo - April 23, 2010
He really has changed very little...
just draw a little soul patch there
msb - April 23, 2010
little thought balloon about how much he hates Ichiro
DMZ - April 23, 2010
Ichiro really did look amazingly happy after the grand slam.
msb - April 23, 2010
I never thought I could possibly feel better about that trade.
Do it Guti.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
I haven't looked forward to a one on one matchup this much since Felix vs Bonds.
Goose - April 23, 2010
I'd rather have Putz shut us down than Thornton
I don’t think I’ve ever come around and recognized he has become a good pitcher and I’d rather not have to.
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
The Padres are 10-6 with a +19 run differential
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
+18
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Clearly your living in Sand Diego was poisoning the team.
JAH - April 23, 2010
Chase Headley!
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
I still don't understand
lemonverbena - April 23, 2010
+17
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Looks like you picked the wrong bandwagon to hop on.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Goatee vs. Goatee
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
Better than Goatse v. Goatse
Robert Lintott - April 23, 2010
Damn JJ
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
Ugh, now you can throw the split
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
I'm going to throw Putz through a wall in he gets out of this.
Robert - April 23, 2010
I dunno, he's a pretty big dude
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
I've already got the Putz cockpunch ready!
JLC - April 23, 2010
It'll work either way... kind of.
Robert Lintott - April 23, 2010
Good man.
Goose - April 23, 2010
That splitter...
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Just came in. What haapen to Jack and Milton
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
Bradley's stil resting, Jack got hit in the thumb while fielding a ball.
X-rays showed no break.
Jackle Mackle - April 23, 2010
Milton's been out since Wednesday
Jack had a ball skip up and hit his thumb. Not broken though.
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
Dammit!
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
Putz was a douchebag that shit talked Ichiro after 2008 to Larry Stone...
I have no sympathy for him.
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
I'm calling that a draw.
Goose - April 23, 2010
Don't worry, Lopez will save us!
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Darn
Corco - April 23, 2010
Oh God not this fat toad
JLC - April 23, 2010
Hideki Irabu?
Corco - April 23, 2010
Jose Lopez is so boned.
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
Dang it Jose, get a hit with runners on for once!
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
Everybody loses
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Lopez vs Putz
Not quite as exciting.
Goose - April 23, 2010
You can act like a cleanup hitter any time now, Jose.
drblacknwhite - April 23, 2010
Nice try.
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
This guy's such a putz.
Robert - April 23, 2010
No way we don't come back against this guy.
Robert - April 23, 2010
LET'S-GO-MAR-IN-ERS!
Robert - April 23, 2010
Smash this putz!
Robert - April 23, 2010
ahahahhahahahah
Robert - April 23, 2010
putz
Robert - April 23, 2010
See, it's funny because that's his name.
Robert Lintott - April 23, 2010
Fucking Lopez had ruin this throwback
Robert - April 23, 2010
REDEEM YOURSEL, LOAFIE
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
This game is done now.
Time to watch Oakland.
ChaseB - April 23, 2010
That's the spirit!
DrunkAmerican - April 23, 2010
Never felt better to be wrong
ChaseB - April 23, 2010
Make me like you, Jose.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
YOU DID IT, JOSE!
YOU GET A FIVE GAME PASS UNTIL MY HATRED BEGINS ANEW
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
I LOVE YOU LOAFIE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Second AB with bases juiced for Jose
moyerLIVES - April 23, 2010
Just walk Lopez.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
That would be a minor miracle
I’d rather see that then a grand slam
Corco - April 23, 2010
A grand slam is pretty cool though
Corco - April 23, 2010
2-0 Lopez?
Figgins-“incarnate”
blueside714 - April 23, 2010
Lean into it, already.
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
Come on, give us a fielding error
thats our only chance.
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Lopez just looks lost up there right now
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
OH GOD I LOVE BEING WRONG
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Can you say 8 LOB for Lopie?
the other side - April 23, 2010
Nope, I can not.
ChristopherA - April 23, 2010
Lopez can't hold his swing twice in a row apparently
Fireball309 - April 23, 2010
YEAH WEEEEE DID IITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
JLC - April 23, 2010
Whoops, forgot about the height
JLC - April 23, 2010
Well, JJ IS very tall
msb - April 23, 2010
For this occasion, it's fine.
Matthew - April 23, 2010
I have never loved this picture as much as I do now.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
LOPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the other side - April 23, 2010
OH my god!!!
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
GOOGOGOOGOGOGOOGOGOGOOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOG
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAA
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
WHAT
Goose - April 23, 2010
DRINK IT UP BRUIN!!!
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
UHHHHHHHH...
blueside714 - April 23, 2010
FUCK ME HE DID IT
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
I STOPPED WATCHING AND THEN THIS HAPPENS?
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
I
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
LOVE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
YOU
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
I
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
LOVE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
YOU
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
JERSEY TIME
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
I LOVE YOU
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Are you going to be sloppy drunk within half an hour?
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
I HAVE BEEN DRINKING FOR AGES
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BrianL - April 23, 2010
YES!!!!!!
mark2 - April 23, 2010
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT!
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
NO WAY
Jackle Mackle - April 23, 2010
FUCK YES!
ChaseB - April 23, 2010
JOSE LOPEZ DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drblacknwhite - April 23, 2010
I LOVE JOSE LOPEZ
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
LOAFIE!
w00tah - April 23, 2010
OH MY FUCKING GOD
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
Warning Track Home Run!!!!!!
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
HOLY FUCK HE DID IT
THE FAT LITTLE FUCK DID IT
Matthew - April 23, 2010
OHHHH MY
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
I love this stadium.
Teej - April 23, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK!
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
LOAFIE SLAM YES!!!!!!!
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK D;A;LIEJG;LAG;ELAJG;
Corco - April 23, 2010
sadkds/.aadsgk/l.adsmk/.mag/madgs,m/dga,m/.,m/.adgs
Robert - April 23, 2010
HOLY SHIT LOPEZ
TWownsU - April 23, 2010
What...
just happened…?
Fireball309 - April 23, 2010
That was such a typical Lopez homerun
Out by like 3 inches
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Customized for the stadium!
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
More than 3 feet fair!
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
oh my gzz
joey90 - April 23, 2010
YES YES YES YES
Corco - April 23, 2010
LOPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
MY OH MY!
Leanna - April 23, 2010
Well that was a Loafie slam if there ever were one!
Gone by an inch!
harkening - April 23, 2010
A VINTAGE JJ PUTZ GRANDSLAM!
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD
JBell523 - April 23, 2010
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
REDEMPTION!
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010
HOLY FUCK A GRAND SLAM NO FUCKING WAY!!!!
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
OH MY GOD!
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
wut
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Holy shit-finally game thread spaz emotion worthy event!
wazzu93 - April 23, 2010
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
What happennned???!!!!
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
You can't read the comments above you?
Not trying to be mean but it was mentioned twelve times already.
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
Here, this helps:
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/mini.jsp?gid=2010_04_23_seamlb_chamlb_1
Matthew - April 23, 2010
That's an inning ending flyout in Safeco.
Goose - April 23, 2010
Ichiro looked very happy at that result.
msb - April 23, 2010
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, YOU LITTLE MEXICAN!
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
That was the weakest grand slam I have ever seen.
Ha ha ha ha. I love it.
ScottBrowne - April 23, 2010
That was amazing.
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
FUCK YOU
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
HATER
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
AHAHAHA
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
GRAND SALAMI!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE WRONG LOPIE! YOU ARE THE BEST!
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
FUCKING LOPEZ!!!
micky D - April 23, 2010
NO WAY
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
He will forever be our 4 hole hitter!!!!
HawkedUp - April 23, 2010
RAIN! QUICK!
Goose - April 23, 2010
no
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Griffey needs to fail quickly due to his knee acting up.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
NO FUCKING WAY
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
I wish I was watching to see JJ's sadface.
shinallsrevenge - April 23, 2010
He went for impassive.
msb - April 23, 2010
This has got to be the best moment of the season so far.
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
Guti's game-saving catch in Texas is still the best.
drblacknwhite - April 23, 2010
By far
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
My favorite so far is Milton's three run home run off the A's second home game of the season.
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010
Ha, ha, remember when Kenji homered off Jarrod and his Dolphin last year?
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
This isn't quite on par with that.
it was still amazing though.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
I LOVE YOU LOAFIE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
EXCEPT KERMIT
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Well, obviously
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
I LOVE JOSE LOPEZ
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
So do I, sweetheart. So do I.
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
I LOVE JOSE LOPEZ
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
HUGS
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS WITH JOSE LOPEZ
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
I WANT TO BUY YOU PRESENTS TO COMMEMORATE
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
I WANT TO BUY A LUCAS FRENCH JERSEY NOW
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, SISTER
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
SIT THE FUCK DOWN JJ
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
I leave to do math homework
And low and behold Loafie hits a grand slam. Is this really happening?
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010
YOU BEAT PUTZ, NOW BEAT THORNTON!
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
I can't fucking believe it
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010
That sucked the life out of Hawk
JBell523 - April 23, 2010
If only it sucked it all.
Big Jared - April 23, 2010
HE'S DEAD?
PARTY IN THE STREETS!
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
RYye bread And mustard????!!!!!
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
Celebration orgy?
OceanBird - April 23, 2010
The end of GriffLent against Thornton would be great
Robert Lintott - April 23, 2010
That pitch barely got out
Barely got out of U.S. Cellular
JLC - April 23, 2010
GRAND SLAM EDITION!
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
YES YES YES YES YES YES !!
Goose - April 23, 2010
.
Corco - April 23, 2010
I still can't believe he signed that.
Goose - April 23, 2010
Wow.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Whoa I missed this.
Nice work.
appleshampoo - April 23, 2010
BOOM
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
I never gave up hope with Lopez
Robert - April 23, 2010
BULLSHIT
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
I didn't. And that's the truth. You little shit.
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
I LOVE YOU
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
YOU ARE LIKE THE GIRL VERSION OF KERMIT
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
HOLY CRAP IT'S THE BEST COMPLIMENT EVER
Also, it’s wrong :(
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
You're a boy version of Kermit?
JAH - April 23, 2010
No. I just don't hold a candle to Kermit.
I know it, you know it, we all know it. It’s sweet just the same though.
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
No I am sure of this
Robert - April 23, 2010
SO YOU WERE THAT LITTLE EMO BITCH LAST FAN OF JOSE LOPEZ?
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Here we go
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/search?advanced_search=true&all_these_words=go+lopez!&any_of_these_words=&btn_advanced=Search&created_after=&created_after_freeform=&created_before=&created_before_freeform=&order=date&results_per_page=10&scope=community&search_user[username]=robert&this_exact_phrase=&type=Story
Robert - April 23, 2010
Did Sims just throw out a Ren and Stimpy reference?!
Goose - April 23, 2010
...he...did.
I’m speechless.
JAH - April 23, 2010
One of the many reasons he is so awesome
Matthew - April 23, 2010
I love this man.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
I think that makes Lopez's WAR a solid 0.0
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
w00000t
SSJemmett - April 23, 2010
I hope Dave called that
Anyone have a recording?
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
Nope, Rizzs
appleshampoo - April 23, 2010
On the radio, I mean
appleshampoo - April 23, 2010
I'm actually glad I was watching the White Sox feed when that happened.
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
The silence really did make it better
DrunkAmerican - April 23, 2010
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
FOR TURNING YOUR BACK ON THIS MANLIEST OF MEN!
LOPEDOG DIRTY SHAME.
Slica - April 23, 2010
Woooo Thornton time!
Matthew - April 23, 2010
LOAFIE!!!!!
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
If Griffey homers off Thornton Grifflent should be cancelled.
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
Um....
CapSea - April 23, 2010
It... would be
Matthew - April 23, 2010
My impression was you'd quit it until Griffey homers then GriffLent returns after you do what you gave up
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
You give up something until he homers.
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
Good God, we're not crazy.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Oh...
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
You're right!
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Matt Thornton Time!
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
C'mon Matty gimme a he gone
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Does this still mean White or Colome is coming in?
Please no.
JBell523 - April 23, 2010
HE GONE!
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
YOU ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
I'M REFERRING TO GRIFFEY
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
I am going to pretend you were talking about Hawk and leave it rec'd.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
I assumed it was Hawk
but whatever, I’d have rec’d it either way.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
How do people listen to him?
BrianL - April 23, 2010
Ask Corco.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
He's fun and amusing
Corco - April 23, 2010
Matt Thorton is a worthless ass clown who Giambi destroyed many years ago
Chicago actually just used his body to cover a pitching robot.
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Damnit Hawk just said the White Sox are going to come back and win this game :(
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
It kind of feels like they will
We really don’t deserve this game
Matthew - April 23, 2010
What would be more depressing;
losing the lead immediately here in the 7th, or losing it in the 9th?
Matthew - April 23, 2010
This inning.
Because I want this high to last a couple more innings.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
FUCK YOU IT'S JOSE LOPEZ DAY WE'RE WINNING THIS SHIT
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
The 9th.
After the Sounders getting fucked yesterday, I can’t handle any more late heartbreak
moyerLIVES - April 23, 2010
David Aardsma in this stadium!
Matthew - April 23, 2010
*shudder*
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
FUCK YOU IMP DONT BRING THAT FUCKING SHIT UP
THIS MEANS NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT
Robert - April 23, 2010
Also we can't tie in Baseball
Robert - April 23, 2010
That was a ridiculous inning.
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010
GET OUTTA HERE GRIFF
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Oh look
Griffey struck out
Fireball309 - April 23, 2010
Well I failed two midterms today but this takes a lot of the sting off
If only it was Griffey, then I could masturbate to relieve some more of the stress
blueside714 - April 23, 2010
JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!
JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!JOSE LOPEZ!!!!!!!!
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
You are so precious
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
For some reason I thought of this
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/9/21/1047312/things-jose-lopez-has-in-common
Big Jared - April 23, 2010
I THOUGHT OF THIS
THINGS-JOSE-LOPEZ-DOES-THAT-ARE-AWESOME – EVERY FUCKING THING
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
You sure do change your opinions of players rather quickly.
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
FUCK YOU
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
JOSE LOPEZ IS AWESOME
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Jose Lopez is awesome and a potential 13-15 WAR player from 2010 onward
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Ouch.
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
Favorite
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut share the same knowledge of the strike zone
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Woo, Sean White!
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
I'm late, but I like what happened.
JY - April 23, 2010
Oh good, it's Sean White.
Goose - April 23, 2010
Wait, what? White?
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Nice alliteration, Jeff.
JY - April 23, 2010
Word.
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
Needed a "why?" at the end
Matthew - April 23, 2010
GOD YOU JUST MISSED JUAN PIERRE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SHIT
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF JOSE LOPEZ
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
You are so cute when you're happy
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
I'm really sick of seeing Sean White pitch in close games
We have Brandon League and Mark Lowe.
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010
Hello Mateo 2.0.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
Win vulture?
JY - April 23, 2010
That hurts
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
RRS is lucky as hell to not be getting the L.
the other side - April 23, 2010
That made my nether regions pucker
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Good thing we got Brandon League
Corco - April 23, 2010
Wak's saving him for the 8th
When we’re down by 2
JBell523 - April 23, 2010
Juan Pierre's tiny head would look funny in those new helmets.
svart aske - April 23, 2010
The best part of that slam is that it will be forgotten once we lose this game.
Robert - April 23, 2010
YES!
I totally kinda expect us to lose. We always do in Chicago.
OceanBird - April 23, 2010
THAT IS NOT TRUE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
MY ALCOHOLISM WILL ENSURE THAT IT LIVES FOREVER
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
FUCK YOU SEAN WHITE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
FUCK YOU SEAN WHITE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
WHY MUST YOU GIVE WHITE IMPORTANT INNINGS, WAK?!
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
Got to save your closer and set up man for the 9th and 8th respectively, dude.
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
League, Lowe, Aardsma.
One of those three is not our setup man or closer and better than White.
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
Maybe White has pics of Wak fucking a bat boy or something
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Did he steal them from Rob Johnson?
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Maybe it was Rob Johnson.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Would explain a lot.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Yes. Yes it would.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Actually...yes it would
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
He hasn't pitched since sunday
msb - April 23, 2010
Pray for rain now?
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
Inning still needs to end or it reverts back to the last inning completed
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
NO MORE SEAN WHITE!
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Rain please. RAIN!!!
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
I think someone needs to explain this.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Where are those pitches?
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Not even close according to gameday
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
Sean White you piece of SHIT
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Quick, quick, take him out now!
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
Get off the fuckin' mound.
svart aske - April 23, 2010
BRANDON LEAGUE!
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
Haven't had one of these games in a while
JLC - April 23, 2010
Here comes the part where we lose.
Goose - April 23, 2010
Wak's decisions are starting to piss me off.
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
Our WE% is below 50%
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
No it's not
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Moron
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Boy is there egg on my face
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Hey wait a minute, this guys a big fat phony!
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Yes it is
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Now it is neither above nor below
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Almost as if the game were tied....
the other side - April 23, 2010
Don't we have less than a 50% chance of winning this game because we are the away team?
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Shut up
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Fuck you and your revisionist WE history
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WAKAMATSU
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
NO MORE SEAN WHITE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
HE IS THE WORST ONE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
THE BLURRRRSSSSTTTTTTTTTT
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
THE FUCKING WORST
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
You are so cute when you're upset
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
HOW MUCH BEER HAVE YOU HAD?
JY - April 23, 2010
ONLY ONE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
(but it was a 750 of a 9.5% Dupont saison and then JOSE LOPEZ HIT A GRANDFUCKINGSLAM)
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
AND THEN TURNED A DOUBLE FUCKING PLAY
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
So you were cheating?
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
I've been drinking for like two weeks
it’s the only thing that could wash away the suck from Jose Lopez’s hitting
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
So that home run meant nothing
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Nothing that he'll remember.
JY - April 23, 2010
I decided to open my bottle of Cuvee de Tomme when he homered
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
But then I didn't cool it properly =(
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
My house is out of the Griffey challenge as of today
Robert - April 23, 2010
FROWN
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
I AM WORKING 50 HOURS A WEEK AND LIKE DRINKING TILL 2 AM I NEED CAFFEINE
And I sent my roommates a random “GRIFFEY!!
!!@!!!!! daa” text today so they assumed that he homered and got taco bell and hot sauceRobert - April 23, 2010
Sneaky
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
It is the multiplier effect
Beer + Lopez Grand Slam
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
The funny part is that by tRA so far this year, he's been the third best RP in our pen!
Matthew - April 23, 2010
What does Wak see in White?
BrianL - April 23, 2010
Something that does not exist
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Roguish charm.
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
I think we can abandon this now, bring in League.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Jesus Christ have you figured it out yet Wak?
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
This is fucking retarded
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010
WE have a fully rested bullpen dammit Wak!
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
yeah brandon league
Robert - April 23, 2010
Hahaha...no one else is up throwing!
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
I like it when we use our shitty pitchers less often.
JY - April 23, 2010
God Sean White sucks.
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
SEAN WHITE ISN'T GOOD
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010
THAT'S CORRECT
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
TELL WAK THIS.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Triple Play???
the other side - April 23, 2010
TIME TO START DRINKING AMIRITE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALREADY?
JY - April 23, 2010
JUST SAY "YEAH UR RIGHT DUDE" AND OPEN A BOTTLE OF GIN!
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
DARN TOOTIN
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
HEY LOOK ITS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Old friends....Only person I would rather hit a Grand Slam against is Sean White, after we get rid of him.
refuse2lose2010 - April 23, 2010
Wow Putz looks a lot bigger than he does ingame...
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Adrian.....
the other side - April 23, 2010
I loved Jeremy Reed :(
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
Jeremy Reed has incredily blue eyes.
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
Jeremy Reed looks like he should be wearing a wifebeater.
JY - April 23, 2010
It was better when he streaked his hair
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Me too :(
Aaron Campeau - April 23, 2010
Jeremeny Reed shouldn't have had the mind of a poor 16 year old girl on the first day of school when all the other girls had brand new Louie Vatton purses
Robert - April 23, 2010
Past tense dong for brains
Aaron Campeau - April 23, 2010
I'm drunk so shut up
Robert - April 23, 2010
Well you are awake so I could have guessed that
Aaron Campeau - April 23, 2010
YAY DP!
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
I'm so glad the MLB Network game's the Chicago feed
I fucking want Hawk Harrelson to fucking choke on it once the M’s win
craig3410 - April 23, 2010
You can switch to Sims/Blowers
if you want (on the internet feed).
Paytheline - April 23, 2010
Provided you have the good version of MLB.TV
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
LOAFIE
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010
White might get out of it!
svart aske - April 23, 2010
YEAH! GO WHITE!
JLC - April 23, 2010
SEX
SEAN WHITE IS A CRAZY MIRACLE
Corco - April 23, 2010
Hey that pitch sucked less.
More like it!
JY - April 23, 2010
IS IT POSSIBLE WAKAMATSU KNOWS SOMETHING WE DONT?
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
I'm sure Wakamatsu knows a lot of things we don't
Like the reason he won’t buzz his head
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Maybe he is a monk
Aaron Campeau - April 23, 2010
What was the WE for the White Sox before the Lopez slam?
80-85%?
ChaseB - April 23, 2010
0% BECAUSE LOPEZ WAS UP
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
85.1%
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
What's wrong with Sean White? He have Parkinsons or something? His pitches are all over the place
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
HE SUCKS
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
JESUS IT'S THAT OBVIOUS
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
The button you are looking for is below the Tab and above Shift
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
I ALREADY PRESSED IT
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
GOD SEAN WHITE BE BETTER
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Rich Harden sucked again
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Boy hindsight sure makes me love that the Rangers signed him.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Excellent.
Yet the Rangers are still winning.
the other side - April 23, 2010
He has almost 1/4 of the walks he put up all of last year already
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Is Gameday wrong or are none of these pitches anywhere close to the strike zone?
CapSea - April 23, 2010
His intentional ball was closer to a strke than his 3 unintentional balls
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Intentional BB
Avery Bowron - April 23, 2010
Nah, they all sucked
The fourth one was intentional, though
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
Yes, Wakamatsu sees the light!!!
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING TWAT SEAN WHITE
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
League time bitches
BrianL - April 23, 2010
STILL BRING IN ANYONE THAT IS NOT SEAN WHITE
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
BUT HIS ERA IS 0.00!
HE IS GOOD!
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
Hi guys
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Good evening
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Hey bitch
Robert - April 23, 2010
God dammit Griffey
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
If Robert gets to quit the challenge you should get to too
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
He quit?
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Apparently
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/4/23/1440561/4-23-open-game-thread-part-2#35758178
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Well if Robert quit that means I can't
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
I haven't quit yet
Robert - April 23, 2010
shut up shut up shut up shut up
Robert - April 23, 2010
You made your bed good sir
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
This is when he tells me that he Eiffel towered Hayden Panettiere
Robert - April 23, 2010
with Felix
Robert - April 23, 2010
You have no idea how much you owe Griffey
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
I'm just going to start telling your stories as mine since they basically are
Robert - April 23, 2010
That would be believeable to someone who has never seen/interacted with you through any medium
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
I can be presentable at time
Robert - April 23, 2010
If it wasn't intentional that you didn't use the plural of 'time' then some higher power ensured that typo
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
If by higher you mean a tumor in my brain then yes
Robert - April 23, 2010
I would be so pissed if you got a tumor in your brain right when I wasn't around to mock you
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
I've had it for a few years so I should last another month or two
Robert - April 23, 2010
GO GRIFFEY GO
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Hey sunshine
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
FETT!!!!
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
GUESS WHAT
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
JOSE LOPEZ HIT A GRAND SLAM!!!
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
SO CUTE
royalcurve - April 23, 2010
Jeff's stars
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
I choose you!
CapSea - April 23, 2010
You ch-ch-choose me?
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
Sup dude.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Thank goodness!
Rolaids Relief Moment – Wak removing Sean White from the baseball game.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
Yay no more White
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
That was a heart attack while it lasted
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Chicago is going to be 20,000 Leagues under the sea.
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
Boo for missing Loafie's grand slam.
Yay for missing White’s suckage.
(Hi guys!)
Benne - April 23, 2010
sean white is awful
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Wait Andruw Jones still blays baseball.
Robert - April 23, 2010
Jesus a 95 MPH sinking fastball
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
Do not hit the ball to Tui. Do not hit the ball to Tui. Do not hit the ball to Tui.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
Okay League, now throw the unhittable one.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
The White Sox may have been awful at hitting this season
but their lineup and ballpark terrifies me.
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Does League have a tatoo of an eagle on the back of his neck?
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Probably
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
It looked kinda tribal
Is he part native american.
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
He's of Japanese desent
MattoB - April 23, 2010
Am I being stupid or does this help it make sense?
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
It might be a totem pole
MattoB - April 23, 2010
Does League always come from that low of an angle?
ScottBrowne - April 23, 2010
Oh man, Pipeline Porter is like iced coffee with alcohol in it
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Wow I need to get some of this then.
seattle_since_81 - April 23, 2010
Is that the unhittable pitch?
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Run for your life Rios
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
Noooo!!
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
AWW FUCK
craig3410 - April 23, 2010
FUCK
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
Oh Shit...............
the other side - April 23, 2010
Good lord he's got lots of movement on his stuff
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
SON OF A BITCH
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
GOD DAMNIT.
Would of been fucking amazing if he caught that.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
HAHAHAHAH
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
Oh dear.
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
I don't even know what to say
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010
Balls
Paytheline - April 23, 2010
Damn, that was one majestic dive
JLC - April 23, 2010
He levitated. Again.
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010
Eric Byrnes has a future as an MLS player
DMZ - April 23, 2010
As long as he doesn't play for Seattle
Matthew - April 23, 2010
GOD
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
KILL ME
Robert - April 23, 2010
Great piece of hitting
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Damit all
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
WHY DIDN'T YOU EXPLODE WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUND!
Goose - April 23, 2010
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010
Whoa...Fast recovery from the dive by Byrnsey
I think that hit his glove though
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Mercy.
JY - April 23, 2010
GOOD GRAVY
Corco - April 23, 2010
You have to hand it to Eric Byrnes
That was definitely him doing his VERY best out there…
Cougriculture - April 23, 2010
TRY HARDER BYRNES
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
Love the effort though you crazy bastard
JBell523 - April 23, 2010
that was actually a decent pitch too
but where the fuck is the splitter?
seattlebruin - April 23, 2010
Fuck Sean White.
svart aske - April 23, 2010
Oh, and fuck you Wak.
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
Oh, there goes White's 0 ERA.
MFAN - April 23, 2010
Blessing in disguise. Now Wak won't turn to him in close games.
svart aske - April 23, 2010
Now with the grounder.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Lopez throws a mean 2 finger fastball to 1B
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Stealing this game is proving to be a tad difficult.
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
ITS POSSIBLE TO STILL WIN THIS GUYS
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
It IS possible, yes.
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010
Hey, the upside on this is that Sean White can get the win!
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
No he can't
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
If the Mariners score again he can, right?
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
He didn't finish the inning
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Oh, right. Missed that part.
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
Someone sold their soul for that Lopez grand slam.
Do we have another volunteer?
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
Sorry I gave mine up for RA Dickey making the ballclub a few years ago.
I chose poorly.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
Gave mine up for pogs.
craig3410 - April 23, 2010
Fuckin shiny slammers
how can you avoid that
blueside714 - April 23, 2010
This is your fault, Wak.
You should know by now that Sean White is a terrible terrible pitcher.
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
Where did this opinion come from?
He’s not great or anything, but it really seems like people are assuming he’s Miguel Batista-bad.
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Opening day fuckup, I presume
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
People hated him before Opening day
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Because he's not as good as Shaun White?
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
Come on rain,
I’ll take the draw and call it good.
Matthew - April 23, 2010
What?
JY - April 23, 2010
This isn't an all-star game
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Why? We're winning this!
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
I agree with Matthew
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Wouldn't they just complete the game tomorrow?
shinallsrevenge - April 23, 2010
EAT ANUS
Robert - April 23, 2010
Wait, is Wilson hurt?
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
We dropped him
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
No he had to catch a plane to Tupelo for a fishing vacation
Corco - April 23, 2010
Heartsick
Misses Josh
Paytheline - April 23, 2010
X-rays came back good
Nothing serious
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Yes
Hurt his thumb, no fracture though
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010
No he's on maternity leave
JLC - April 23, 2010
Oops I mean she
JLC - April 23, 2010
With Nicole Zaloumis
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Sheesh, I wasn't home and didn't know what happened. Come on now.
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
Lofie Dinger!
the other side - April 23, 2010
Are you saying I'm lying?
JLC - April 23, 2010
Yep. I'm callin' you out, partner.
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
Casey dinger would be fun.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Damn.
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010
Excellent pitch selection
Griffin Cooper - April 23, 2010
But those pitches look so good!
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Hey Casey.
What the hell you swinging at?
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SWING
Corco - April 23, 2010
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Goose - April 23, 2010
Casey really does look clueless against Lefties...
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Infield pop-up.
Awesome. Nothing like putting the pressure on em.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
What are you swinging at Willis?
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
BRYNES
COME ON
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
BAH BYRNES
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
I'm glad we're being patient and waiting on a pitch we can drive.
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010
And nice patience there Byrnes
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
NICE POP-UP HIT ASSHOLE.
Benne - April 23, 2010
Classic, Eric.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Classic Eric.
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010
I like random commas....,...
the other side - April 23, 2010
His "FUCK" was a little fainter than usual that time
blueside714 - April 23, 2010
I would like to see more pitches.
JY - April 23, 2010
ADAM MOORE
Time to become a legend
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
Never understood why we traded Thornton.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
What, you don't like Joe Borchard?
JY - April 23, 2010
He sucked
JLC - April 23, 2010
But he had a lot of raw talent.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
So do lots of people
Matthew - April 23, 2010
You could say the same about Jesus Colome
JLC - April 23, 2010
You don't understand why we traded a reliever who walked like 7 guys per 9?
Matthew - April 23, 2010
I do miss Morrow.
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
He also gave up a lot of home runs
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Oh and a 2HRper9Ip!
IN FUCKING SAFECO!
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
As a lefty, no less
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Hindsight it was horrible at the time of the deal on the other hand...
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
At the time I was amazed someone was willing to give us something in return for him.
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
He was bad when we had him.
White Sox traded for him because the pitching coach saw something that he believe he could fix.
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
Wetteland could of fixed em!
Need a hot tub time machine.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
Doesn't it always work that way?
Guy who didn’t make the great play to end the inning is up first to make the popup.
Paytheline - April 23, 2010
That's not how it always happens and that's not how it happened
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
I was going for irony.
Paytheline - April 23, 2010
This is doing nothing for my ongoing hatred of Matt Thornton
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
My hatred is increasing
JLC - April 23, 2010
C'mon 1st HR for Moore
Would be a good time here
MattoB - April 23, 2010
When wouldn't it be a good time?
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
When we're winning 8-2
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Goddamnit, someone hit a home run for the Mariners
so Hawk has a heart attack in the dugout.
craig3410 - April 23, 2010
Well that was embarrassing.
And basically negated the Lopez slam.
Goose - April 23, 2010
NOTHING negates that. NOTHING
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
I believe the run we gave up in the 7th does.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
Way to look at the big picture.
JY - April 23, 2010
It was kinda pre negated by the RRS suckfest.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Can you prenegate things?
This is an interesting thought.
JY - April 23, 2010
You can pregnate things
JLC - April 23, 2010
Whoops
I seem to be missing letters
JLC - April 23, 2010
coughZaloumiscough.
msb - April 23, 2010
Well that too.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Was this question for a particular person?
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
We're tied.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
We were losing by 3 before it happened.
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Then he hit a home run, and we were up by one.
Then they scored a run in the bottom of the inning and now we’re tied.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
But how does giving up a run negate a grand slam?
I know we’re no longer winning, but we would be losing if not for that Lopez Slam
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
-3+4-1=0
CapSea - April 23, 2010
It has been mathematically negated.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Before the grand slam, we were losing by 3. We are not losing right now.
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Your assertion was that nothing can negate Lopez's grand slam.
And I have proved mathematically this is not true. I never said I was arguing the emotional aspect of the grand slam.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Something that happened before the grand slam cannot "negate" it, if you want to get this technical.
The grand slam negated RR-S’s mediocre start. RR-S’s mediocre start did not negate the grand slam. Get the order right.
And the “nothing can negate Lopez’s grand slam” remark was purely on the emotional aspect of it, so this whole argument is pointless.
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Now you get it!
CapSea - April 23, 2010
But "we're tied" still does not negate the slam
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
So close!
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Spoke too soon.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Forget it this is getting terribly off topic
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Atta boy, champ.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
So what do you think of Byrnes right now?
JY - April 23, 2010
He's dead to me.
Goose - April 23, 2010
Who isn't dead to you?
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Larry Stone
Goose - April 23, 2010
Long live Larry Stone
BrianL - April 23, 2010
So after search started working, I looked to see if I had actually said that phrase it regard to Baker.
and no I haven’t. In fact, before today, I had only said it once here. and it was this terrible terrible comment in 2006.
Goose - April 23, 2010
Oh my.
Probably should have just kept that in the past.
the other side - April 23, 2010
More proof to Matthew's earlier point that alot of us were complete retards when we started here.
Goose - April 23, 2010
If Eric Byrnes got hurt in this game I have literally no idea what Wak would do
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Didn't Rob Johnson play occasional outfield in Tacoma?
Corco - April 23, 2010
A few games, yes.
JY - April 23, 2010
I'm not sure they'd put their backup catcher in the field.
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Nope, but the might pitch him.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Tui to left, Figgins to short, Lopez to 2nd....oh shit.
drblacknwhite - April 23, 2010
Just put a pitcher in left, la Russa style.
drblacknwhite - April 23, 2010
FELIX
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
I think Vargas played the field well in college
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Tui to left, Sweeney to third, either Chone or Lopez to second?
Maybe just Sweeney in left.
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Shawn Kelley in left!
BrianL - April 23, 2010
Sweeney to 1B, Kotchman to LF?
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Kotchman might be able to play 3B.
I know Don Mattingly did on a couple occasions.
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
That would be ugly
I can’t imagine that’s anything more then an emergency option
Corco - April 23, 2010
I know it would be a disaster
but what about Jr in left? Has Wak/JZ completely ruled out playing him at all ever?
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
I can't imagine he would be better then Kotchman out there, which I suspect would be what would happen
No reason to forfeit the DH for what would likely be a marginal upgrade
Corco - April 23, 2010
Oh yeah
Somehow I forgot that Mr. Jr. was in fact actually playing in this particular game of baseballs. I even forgot about his funk FC RBI!
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
He would literally die
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
So Matthew and Jeff and Graham are all dead to you?
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
I want a 20 inning game
Since we don’t have a bench
Corco - April 23, 2010
That would be a fun way to start the series.
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
They'd burn through their whole bullpen too
So it’s not like we’d be at a disadvantage
Corco - April 23, 2010
Mike Sweeney does have catching experience.
shinallsrevenge - April 23, 2010
They say Vargas is a good athlete, maybe he can play the field
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
FELIX FOR DH
Coach Owens - April 23, 2010
It would be nice if we swung at strikes
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
HAWK HARRLESON CANNOT BE GIVEN THE SATISFACTION OF A WIN!
It’s like if the annoying guy next door fucked your wife. Unacceptable!
OceanBird - April 23, 2010
"He Gone"
gets old really, really fast.
MattoB - April 23, 2010
How does it get old
When it sucked horribly to begin with?
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
He got to utter that expression on 1119 separate occasions last season
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Hell yes
Corco - April 23, 2010
Than was a nasty pitch
Trenchtown - April 23, 2010
Cmon League we basically gave up Tim Lincecum for you!
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
You are the type of person who haunts my nightmares.
Jeff Nye - April 23, 2010
I think he's being sarcastic though, unlike the usual types.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Yeah
I haven’t really mastered how to be sarcasm on the internet yet
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
sarcastic*
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
The exclamation point usually works.
You tried your best.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
There's not really any way to do it effectively.
Glad to hear you’re not really one of…them.
Jeff Nye - April 23, 2010
Thats like a double negative.
I believe the expression is “haunt my dreams” as Rick Adair would say.
the other side - April 23, 2010
SPLITTER!
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
SIT DOWN
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
That would be the splitter, then.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Haha, Ramirez asking for a foul tip and the umpire just ignoring him.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
Neat there was the splitter.
Let’s make League 3-0.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
HE HITS LIKE A GIRL TOO
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
I think Donny Lucy really is a chick
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Thanks Ozzie for returning the favor
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
Mark Teahen got fat
Trenchtown - April 23, 2010
I know it's a small sample size, but White's ERA is almost a full run lower than League's
I don’t know about this bullpen management
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Good shit, man.
That was a really good laugh.
refuse2lose2010 - April 23, 2010
Ahaha he had a 0.00 ERA prior to tonight
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
I would like this bespectacled fellow more if he hadn't allowed that double.
JY - April 23, 2010
That was great hitting
Matthew - April 23, 2010
I'm watching Gameday.
I can’t really tell.
JY - April 23, 2010
I find his lack of K's disturbing.
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
But his lack of BB's very nice
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
It was a good pitch.
Rios just put a good swing on it.
TrashiDawa - April 23, 2010
Ichiro will win this.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
Figgins gets his first HR here.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
I was pulling for you
Only 6 career HR’s against LH though
ChaseB - April 23, 2010
I come home and flip on mlb.tv and realize I'm blacked out, but HOORAY THE GAME IS ON TV!
Then I realize it’s Hawk Harrelson. Fuck my shit.
abender20 - April 23, 2010
Did anyone notice how Teahen was planning to swing...
And only managed a blooper back to League
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
That's because League is awesome.
harkening - April 23, 2010
Good job killing the clock there League,
almost through regulation time…
Matthew - April 23, 2010
2 and a half minutes is it?
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
These jokes wont get old
Robert - April 23, 2010
Neftali Feliz just blew the save in Texas
Matthew - April 23, 2010
HE'S MORTAL AFTER ALL!
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
After getting two outs to start the inning with a two run lead
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Beautiful.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
So, so great
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Three cheers!
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
Things are looking up!
Or prenegated!
JY - April 23, 2010
Amazing.
the other side - April 23, 2010
That's gotta be heart breaking.
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
Haha what a dummy
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
That's okay Tui, you're still getting post-game ice cream.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
In hell.
abender20 - April 23, 2010
Someone should go down to the bullpen and make a recording while Tui is at-bat.
I know we’re more .gif oriented, but I think it could be valuable.
JY - April 23, 2010
Chone Figgins go-ahead HR right here
Punkhazard - April 23, 2010
Ichiro is trying to drive me crazy tonight.
msb - April 23, 2010
He's that good...he can afford to get out to drive you crazy.
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Figgins is two different hitters?
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Pepe!
Corco - April 23, 2010
Figgins is Z ripping on Bavasi ripping on the blogosphere
Robert - April 23, 2010
Please don't put Aardsma in.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
Definitely gonna be Lowe.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
What if a pitcher was actually named Belly Itcher?
M'sFanatic - April 23, 2010
Blow me, Hawk Harrelson
craig3410 - April 23, 2010
Where the hell did this come from Matt?
the other side - April 23, 2010
2007-9
Matthew - April 23, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK MATT THORNTON
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
What other LHP can hit 99 mph?
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Billy Wagner
Corco - April 23, 2010
With his non-dominant hand!!!
Trenchtown - April 23, 2010
Aroldis Chapman
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
Jamie Moyer
M'sFanatic - April 23, 2010
I laughed.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Chapman
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
Ardolis Chapman
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
I think Aroldis Chapman will be like what Matt Thornton was before he learned where the hell the ball was going
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Steve Dalkowski
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
Cory Lidle
CapSea - April 23, 2010
he was a right-hander.
JY - April 23, 2010
Is!
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
I just blew milk all over my laptop.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
bone it?
Robert - April 23, 2010
whoops.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
Which is strange, because he has a twin and usually one of the two is left-handed.
But his brother was a catcher and that kind of confuses matters.
JY - April 23, 2010
Hahaha, awful.
wazzu93 - April 23, 2010
That one soft-tossing lefty
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Sidd Finch
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
Fake
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Randy
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
Fuck off, Thornton
Matthew - April 23, 2010
GAS!
FUCK
Corco - April 23, 2010
I hate Matt Thornton so much.
Benne - April 23, 2010
More proof that baseball overtime is worse than hockey overtime
I’m about to fall asleep
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Not in overtime yet!
Just got a few more minutes to get through… Should be just a formality though
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Is this a Sens bait or a Sounders bait?
Robert - April 23, 2010
And it hasn't even started yet.
the other side - April 23, 2010
That's how bad it is.
JY - April 23, 2010
Whew
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Less Thornton.
More run support.
JY - April 23, 2010
Vargas still looks like a scared child/lesbian.
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
Maybe he should hook up with Cha Sung Baek
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
I mean, I can take homer announcers,
but these two are just ri-goddamn-diculous.
craig3410 - April 23, 2010
Wow.
Mark Teixeira just DESTROYED the Angels catcher. (Not Napoli)
Out of the game injured.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
Of course Napoli isn't playing.
Matthew - April 23, 2010
I sure Mark is going to be DRILLED by someone tonight.
Mark would’ve been safe without the bullrush.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
I bet he will.
He has a hot wife right?
the other side - April 23, 2010
His wife is very plain and boring
Rudy4three - April 23, 2010
Must be thinking of someone else.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Annoying!
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
I must watch this later
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Well, Napoli will get playing time now.
Eyebrows will be pleased.
JY - April 23, 2010
Catcher by default!
bluemax - April 23, 2010
We said that after Mathis
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Displeasing
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
I think it is Mike DiGiovanna's fault
look
msb - April 23, 2010
Wilson? Is that right?
msb - April 23, 2010
Yeah.
His first start.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
Ow.
Ow.
msb - April 23, 2010
I wonder if the radar gun is off.
Thats some high heat for a cold rainy night.
the other side - April 23, 2010
If it's hot, then boy that makes RRS look really bad
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Oh wow good point.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Mark Lowe and Thornton throw really hard
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
Aardsma in this ballpark scares me.
JBell523 - April 23, 2010
True that
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
That's the first thing I though of after Lopez's slam
ChaseB - April 23, 2010
Slider of dooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
What a pitch
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
Dave Niehaus loves the sliders...
Avery Bowron - April 23, 2010
Ooooooo
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
Pitch F/X is broken.
MFAN - April 23, 2010
Adam Moore looks very adept at blocking balls
Lowered standards!
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Mark Lowe does pretty twirls
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
Ranger's announcer: "You know, against Mark Lowe, Andrew's had a very good run..."
Graphic: “Jones vs. Lowe: 3-4, K”
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Rangers?
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
I wasn't talking to you
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
That guy is not doing his job.
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
Why are the Rangers announcing the Mariners/White Sox game.
Robert - April 23, 2010
Feliz blowing the save was too depressing
ChristopherA - April 23, 2010
I don't understand how Mark Lowe can have a career threatening injury and then comeback and throw 98 MPH without discomfort
JLC - April 23, 2010
Witchcraft.
JAH - April 23, 2010
All pitching is discomforting
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Bionic implants.
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
I don't understand how he doesn't strike more people out.
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
ASS
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
He did have experimental surgery.
So there is that. Or maybe he had the good kind of diabetes. The one that makes you not suck.
JY - April 23, 2010
Isn't his ass in his arm now?
That probably has something to do with it
Corco - April 23, 2010
That sure was an ass thing for an arm to do right there.
JY - April 23, 2010
I think I jinxed it
JLC - April 23, 2010
Is anyone else getting subliminable Brad Adams on MLB.TV?
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
BAH FUCK
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
Wow fuck me.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the other side - April 23, 2010
FUCK
craig3410 - April 23, 2010
Serious?
Trenchtown - April 23, 2010
Ahahahahahaha
Aaron Campeau - April 23, 2010
Well fuckbeans
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
This sounds alot what a girl with a lisp would say
Robert - April 23, 2010
Actually she would probably say, "No Robert, I'm not that drunk."
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Oops
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Welcome back!
Robert - April 23, 2010
D'awww hamburgers
Slurvey - April 23, 2010
FUCK
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
Well shit
JLC - April 23, 2010
fuck everything
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
HE GAWN
Robert - April 23, 2010
D'oh
wazzu93 - April 23, 2010
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
Ouch.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
That hurt
ChaseB - April 23, 2010
Guys we lost
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
thanks couldnt tell
fuckity fuck fuck
phil333 - April 23, 2010
FUCK SEAN WHITE
oscartehgrouch - April 23, 2010
Why did it have to be Andruw Jones
Jackle Mackle - April 23, 2010
I don't think Jose Lopez did anything tonight
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
Ow my balls
Smegmalicious - April 23, 2010
I saw that coming from a mile away.
E-Lizz - April 23, 2010
Told you fuckers.
Teej - April 23, 2010
that fucking negated the lopez slam
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
Jose Lopez hit a grand slam?
I don’t believe you.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Well that was about the worst thing that could happen.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
Hey, Fuck Andruw Jones!!!
MFAN - April 23, 2010
NOOO! Happy Birthday Andruw.
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
He showed he couldnt hit the fucking fastball so he throws a HANGING slider.
Ender15 - April 23, 2010
D'awwwww
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
Matthew was right
bluemax - April 23, 2010
Shitburgers!
DrunkAmerican - April 23, 2010
PUT IT ON THE BOARD
FUCK NO NO NO DAMMIT
Corco - April 23, 2010
Well shit.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
kmwlkmfrkwlmflwkfmlwmfkwifjiojoiwfjojwoifjiow
M'sFanatic - April 23, 2010
Sorry about the lack of the capital letter at the start.
M'sFanatic - April 23, 2010
Forgiven.
TrustBaseball - April 23, 2010
We're not in Safeco
Fuck
JBell523 - April 23, 2010
Right down the fucking middle.
Great job Mark.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Whatever
Goose - April 23, 2010
There were so many could-have-beens in this game
msb - April 23, 2010
HAHAHA that was funny
Just when we thought all hope was not lost, it was lost.
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Good thing Lopez hit that grand slam.
CapSea - April 23, 2010
NOW it is negated
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
But emotionally, no it is not. Still nice to see him hit it off Putz
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
ASS
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Where is the WE% chart?
Robert - April 23, 2010
.
Here
JY - April 23, 2010
Stop trolling
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Gamethreads were better when we the problem.
Robert - April 23, 2010
What.
JY - April 23, 2010
Preach it negro
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Prenegated!
JY - April 23, 2010
This doesn't really need to continue.
the other side - April 23, 2010
I don't intend to keep it going.
JY - April 23, 2010
Thats so fucking lame
Nice of the ump not to call a couple strike threes there. Since Tampa raped them they’ll rape us, GOD!
OceanBird - April 23, 2010
None of them were strikes
Matthew - April 23, 2010
But still!
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
I was miffed that Jones didn't offer at the sliders off the plate
and I got a bad feeling around pitch number 7
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Jose Lopez hits a slam and we lose.........
Big Jared - April 23, 2010
Could use less of these walk-off wins against us
JLC - April 23, 2010
We could use more wins on the road.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
You mean David Aardsma got murdered by a HR in one of the HRiest parks in the majors?
Huh.
craig3410 - April 23, 2010
No.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
That's not at all what happened
Corco - April 23, 2010
Nope!!
MFAN - April 23, 2010
never happened
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
No, we don't mean that.
ThundaPC - April 23, 2010
Yeah, Aardsma was murdered by a HR
Hit him right in the head
JLC - April 23, 2010
Boy he didn't even pitch and he's getting undue credit.
the other side - April 23, 2010
That's the DA for ya
Allen Wu - April 23, 2010
Whatever, this one's all on Wak.
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
I would argue it's partially on Mark Lowe and RRS.
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
No it's not
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
Well, a bit of an exaggeration but still. Sean White?!
I can’t get over how bad he is at a bullpen.
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
Sean White is not a bad pitcher
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Does Wak not have a raging boner for him though? He is being used horribly so far this year.
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
By throwing him in the 7th inning?
You people are way over-reacting.
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Of a one-run game with League and Lowe available?
It may not be the worst move ever, but it’s not good when you have much better relievers at your disposal that are rested.
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
I agree, but
there’s a grand canyon between sub-optimal and worst decision ever.
Matthew - April 23, 2010
And plus it was Pierre and 3 righties
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
And White's a GB guy which is pretty handy in this park
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Listen here Baker...
But seriously, I’m not blaming this loss on Wak. But he’s had me dumbfounded with his decisions. You can’t do League, Lowe, and DA in a one run game?
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
I'd rather have seen White out there than Aardsma.
Eyeball Kid - April 23, 2010
He's not?
It looks like only FIP likes him. xFIP and tRA don’t seem to think much of him.
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
His tRA was above average last year
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Is that above average for a reliever or starter?
Not being snarky, just don’t know if tRA+ has different averages for both.
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
It does.
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Well then I stand corrected.
He sure is frustrating for slightly above average though.
BrettJMiller - April 23, 2010
Absolutely.
Matthew - April 23, 2010
At least Texas has the bases loaded with one out in the 9th.
Oh wait.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
Angels have 1st and third with no outs
but Matsui just hit into a double play.
bluemax - April 23, 2010
We lost at the last second?
How is that even possible?
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Being the home team, Chicago got to make the rules
kentroyals5 - April 23, 2010
Then why didn't they let us have a DH?
Fuckmikereilly - April 23, 2010
The clock was at 2 seconds, Lowe should of never pitched it!
MFAN - April 23, 2010
This team is not built for the road, sadly
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
Its that crazy sudden death overtime thing
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
You are about as funny as Johny Slick
Robert - April 23, 2010
Thank god I get to make the rules
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Sad face.
melenious - April 23, 2010
I declare this a Lincecum game thread
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Jose Lopez will not be forgotten
Edgar for Pres - April 23, 2010
Wouldn't Jones be a nice DH at this point?
OceanBird - April 23, 2010
Annnnnnnnnd Texas wins.
Wilder. - April 23, 2010
They are still 7-9
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
Wow
When things start going to crap they really go fast.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Angels just tied it up on the Yankees
bluemax - April 23, 2010
And now they have the lead
bluemax - April 23, 2010
You can stop now, I get the point.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Bad things!
DrunkAmerican - April 23, 2010
At least I didn't have to listen to Hawk's call.
Big Jared - April 23, 2010
Thank God for that, at least.
craig3410 - April 23, 2010
The M's would have won if they had "Pulled the string" and "Way back machined"
Thank god Bill Krueger is around tell us these things
DMZ - April 23, 2010
Woah it's DMZ
I Lick Squirrels - April 23, 2010
Apparantly you missed my hilarious earlier joke about soccer players taking dives
It was the height of humor
DMZ - April 23, 2010
HA!
Get it? You juxtaposed height with dives, which is an activity that brings people closer to the ground.
Now that’s good writing!
Matthew - April 23, 2010
One of his keys every game seems to be "don't lose" now.
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
It's flawless logic.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
Well, good night guys.
I"m going to go suffocate my broken heart with pizza.
angrypachyderm - April 23, 2010
Hey theres still the seahawks
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
No.
M'sFanatic - April 23, 2010
You didn't hear?
They are moving to LA
ChaseB - April 23, 2010
I instantly dislike you
Robert - April 23, 2010
Isn't drunk posting frowned upon??
the other side - April 23, 2010
For people who aren't funny drunks
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
When I hear "funny drunk"
I think along the lines of slapstick humor.
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
No it's mostly homosexual innuendo
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Drunk Robert doesn't really behave much differently than sober Robert
At least as far as posting is concerned.
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Ah I see. Noted
the other side - April 23, 2010
What?
EequalsMc2 - April 23, 2010
Sigh
barabuski - April 23, 2010
So, hockey!
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
Hey! the story of William the Bloody is on LOGO's BTVS lineup
msb - April 23, 2010
One of the greatest episodes ever.
What the fuck is LOGO?
Astrobiology - April 23, 2010
A gay-friendly channel I didn't know I got until I tripped over a Buffy episode
they tend to run several episodes in a row, in a vague chronological order
msb - April 23, 2010
Any guesses on the picture attached to the WE chart?
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
Burrito
Matthew - April 23, 2010
That's your answer for everything
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
You should have seen the look on my pastor's face when I was giving my wedding vows!
Matthew - April 23, 2010
I feel it would work better in confession
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Or at the Wailing Wall
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Whispered quietly.
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
Does the wall ask questions back?
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Pretty sure it just bitches at you
OlSalty - April 23, 2010
The Socratic method is very effective
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
I think it would ask what kind of fixin's you'd want.
JAH - April 23, 2010
I wouldve guessed JJ cockpunch but that kinda got ruined.
the other side - April 23, 2010
Working the Magic card into it would be nice too.
ErictheRed - April 23, 2010
God dammit did that whole thread just get killed or hidden
I demand access to the secret comments
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
I still see them
Brian Floyd - April 23, 2010
Hidden
Matthew - April 23, 2010
Harumph
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Your comment did go green, however
Brian Floyd - April 23, 2010
green and hidden
that’s the life
DMZ - April 23, 2010
Le sigh
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
seriously
you get the satisfaction of going green, without attracting all the attention and jealousy of earning acclaim in public
DMZ - April 23, 2010
Actually this is an excellent point
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
You went green
But without selling out and going mainstream. You’re hip.
Brian Floyd - April 23, 2010
he's right
it’s indie as all hell
DMZ - April 23, 2010
you should release that comment on a split 7' single
DMZ - April 23, 2010
fett, not me
these threaded comments are fucking disorienting
DMZ - April 23, 2010
Feelings of nausea can persist for 3-6 hours after participating.
If accompanied by vomiting or temporary blindness, consult a physician.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
Yeah it sucks to see what comments are replying to
Jeff Sullivan - April 23, 2010
recommended for insight
DMZ - April 23, 2010
If I could describe myself in one word it would definitely be indie too
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
So here I am just sitting in a thread by myself, talking to myself--
—that’s chaos.
Fett42 - April 23, 2010
Deep.
BrianL - April 23, 2010
Talkin' with myself and feelin' old ....
msb - April 23, 2010
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