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9-10, Chart

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Biggest Contribution: Jason Vargas, +18.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Brandon League, -20.6%
Most Important AB: Griffey strikeout, -14.6%
Most Important Pitch: Konerko homer, -27.6%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +4.3%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -54.3%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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Well that sucked.
Fuck this ballpark.
If anyone caught the post-game, Brad Adam looked about ready to choke out Chicago's mascot.

If anyone can .gif that, they will be my hero.

That quite nearly resembles a clown.
Sweet

Record in one-run games: 1-5

Evil Evil Comerica.
What about the Tigers?
Comiskey. Comerica is in Detroit.

Both stadiums replaced gems of baseball with sterile, sanitary, boring-as-shit new ballparks.

Sigh. well my head just isn't in to it.
It's okay.

Just look two posts down for my own humiliating mistake. Hope that makes you feel better.

I can't decide if I want to blame the non-Kotchman parts of the offense, or just blame Sean White.

Either way, I think I’ll just be piling on.

It has to be obvious to the front office that left field needs to be remedied though. (Ignoring the irrationality of the designated hitter position for the moment.) Every other position seems to be at least passable for the M’s (barring Wilson’s current injury.)

Oy veh.

I think you've got the wrong reliever
Okay, that was based on principle (and the fact that I missed that part of the game.)

I suppose that means I’m blaming the offense then. Or Brandon League.

Blame the GM for putting together a team that relies on two washed up ballplayers to hit

in the middle of the order and waste roster space.

And ... it looks like Cliff Lee's day is done.
How'd he do?
Six shutout. Gave up a few hits.
Game went to hell after he left.
Yep, he went six innings and then in the 7th, the Bees ended up scoring 4 runs.

I was in the massive concession line during this time, so I wasn’t able to see how they scored the runs.

Apparently, the Rainiers were having trouble scoring runs,

hmm.

3.5 runs on average the past week.
3.5 for the whole week? :)
No, for each individual game.
Wouldn't it be nice to see 3.5 runs per game?

On our side, mind you.

Surprisingly, our overall average is 3.79.

I would be content if we would just suck less on the road.

BEEEEEEEEEES NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
We also playd Burlington in the Midwest League this week.

BEES EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM
Playing with zero backups sucks
Comiskey is one of my new least favorite things.

We probably could’ve had a sweep despite our horrid lineups if that had been played at the Safe.

Not true

Lopez grand slam was an inning-ending fly ball at Safeco.

True.

I’m just bitter.

Only Eric Byrnes could win Baseball Tonight's "Web Gem of the Day" for a play in which he didn't record an out.
I hate him.
You are wrong
I want to set him free in a field
I want to see Byrnes chase butterflies.
I want to see men with butterfly nets chasing Byrnes.
So long as he gets to dive away from the nets.
No seriously, I think I'm right
I love him.
You are wrong
You didn't used to be retarded
I watched a few innings of Eric Byrnes playing baseball and realized that being retarded isn't all it's cracked up to be.
You've changed man.
Doesn't it suck when they get all uppity?
Being retarded is great, you can like Jose Lopez and no one will think you're crazy
I don't see how you could possible arrive at that conclusion

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