We finally have a few baserunners, we just had two batters walk in the inning and Lopez, who’s been pretty terribad when there’s runners on base this year, swings at the first pitch and gets out. It’s understandable in my opinion.
Just wanted to see what other sites look like. How people act. Get other opinions and perspectives. You have some good stuff here that other sites could use.
I checked out Pinstripe Alley earlier. I have looked at the Tampa site in the past. If this is trolling then all I can say is…whatever! Being given a “warning” for simply making an observation is pretty lame.
I get that you love to type bad words – I do too – but there’s a difference between swearing when it’s warranted and swearing for no reason at all. Swearing for no reasons cheapens it for everybody.
but does anyone know what the mlb record is for most consecutive quality starts? I know Felix now has the franchise record at 18, which used to be 14 for Erik Hanson from 1990-91.
for being a bitch
Fogel has mod powers?
thesayhuhkid password:cheese
Shut up, Fagel.
Bad idea
well, you would be next in her backwards chronological quest to sleep with all of LL.
Poop jokes can be funny but you’ve got to pick your spots.
Dammit Fogel, because of your faggotry the confidentiality of the entire flag system has been compromised. Way to go cockface.
I’m afraid he will molest us all
Sad when Fogel is funnier than you
WTF.. IF you are gonna make a moint to steal the bases
Then not tag on a marginal fly ball? what was the fucking point of stealing 3rd then….. And kotchman should have tested someones arm and tried to score in the 7th after RJ’s double… This 3rd base coach= super conservative lately
Maybe when they call the pen for Shawn, Sean assumes it's him and then Wetteland never specifies,so Shawn sits back down because he doesn't want to make things awkward.
I know as Seattle sports fans there’s a certain amount of pessimism that comes along for the ride, but lately the amount of it in the gamethreads has been excessive.
WHY IS THAT A STRIKE FOR DAVIS BUT NOT FELIX???
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Kendall sucked the umpire's dick.
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
I KNEW it!
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
We're not
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Told you so
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
No, Jack. No.
Alto - April 26, 2010
If Wak is giving these bunt signs he needs to be shot.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
HACK BETTER DAMMIT
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
I hate this fucking team so much
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
SO MUCH
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
So much!
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Boy oh boy.
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
I suppose that our offense blows
Nick S - April 26, 2010
I need a homer.
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Great at bat.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
This is where Johny Slick says he thought Asians were supposed to be smart
Robert - April 26, 2010
Ichiro you've got this
Alto - April 26, 2010
Should it just be
If you’re the Mariners, you might as well get no-hit?
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
So, I hear Ian Kinsler will rejoin Texas for the Seattle series.
msb - April 26, 2010
Boo.
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
There's quite a nice addition on our side, too.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
How many times
has the same team been no hit multiple times in one season. We might do it.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Go beariners!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Royals announcers don't give a fuck about jinxes
but are douchey in every other way
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Too bad they fucked it up.
ABQmsFan - April 26, 2010
Yeah Ichiro isn't really much of a hitter
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
THANK GOD.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Ahahahaha
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
Ichiro!
bluemax - April 26, 2010
Suck it
Kaorikaze - April 26, 2010
Haha I told you fuckers
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Gotcha bitches
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
OR A ICHIRO CHOPPER!
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Fuck your no-hitter
Alto - April 26, 2010
Well, that turned this game into a less interesting loss.
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
Hahahaha
YES. Fitting.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Sorry, whoever said it,
Ichiro in the 6th, one inning off
Matthew - April 26, 2010
AAAAAAhahahahahahaahahahaha
Suck on that Royals!
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
BOOM
GAME OVER
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Hooray!
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
That's an annoying way to lose a no hitter
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Phil Hughes has seen more annoying ways.
drblacknwhite - April 26, 2010
Do SOMETHING positive Chone.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Walk?
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
I love you, Ichiro.
drblacknwhite - April 26, 2010
Kyle Davies deserves to have his no-hit bid broken up in doily fashion
Nick S - April 26, 2010
Thank you, Dave Sims.
seattle_since_81 - April 26, 2010
HAHA IN YOUR FUCKING FACE DAVIS!
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
His name is Davies
Matthew - April 26, 2010
yeesh
Matthew - April 26, 2010
Maybe he was referring to a different person.
Robert - April 26, 2010
Shut up
Matthew - April 26, 2010
Yes Pa.
Robert - April 26, 2010
That Ichiro will break it up in the 7th was pretty close.
joof - April 26, 2010
CALL THE DOUBLE STEAL
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Delayed reaction, but...
YES!
JY - April 26, 2010
My god the fucking bunts.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Figgins can't even make contact on a bunt...fucccccccck
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
IF YOU BUNT FIGGINS BY GOD I WILL BUY YOU A TEDDY BEAR!
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Is this a threat or a reward?
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
You try hating Figgins enough to hurt him.
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
You cannot possibly imagine the extent of my capacity to hate
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Is that a...threat?
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
I hope it's a bearchone!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Weird
Robert - April 26, 2010
I knew it would come in handy
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
You were saving this?
Robert - April 26, 2010
Does that make it normal?
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Yes
Robert - April 26, 2010
Sweet
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Now lets end the shutout.
Kevin Casey - April 26, 2010
Yes, lettuce
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Ichiro=JD Drew
Robert - April 26, 2010
Its not the 8th
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
And we are not the Red Sox
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
No but the Red Sox are us.
Robert - April 26, 2010
Ichiro's only been on the DL once though...
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
How the fuck is John Parrish still in the Majors?
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
He's left-handed, isn't he?
JY - April 26, 2010
Surprisingly he wasn't that bad!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Walk to load the bases, and then Guti Slam.
JY - April 26, 2010
Time to be worried about Figgins is when?
calim - April 26, 2010
Watching Ichiro run for days
Seems like it might get old, Blowers. But, it is Ichiro, so I guess it would be interesting.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
It looks like the scouting report on Figgins is "Throw Strikes"
Take away the walks and he’s helpless
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
He's the anti-Yuni,
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Same power though
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Or he's unlucky so far
Matthew - April 26, 2010
Figgins is going to go deep here
Robert - April 26, 2010
Wrong
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
FIGGINS. PLEASE BREAK OUT OF YOUR SLUMP NOW.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Gutierez.... 3 run homer to deep right.
Jamkel - April 26, 2010
Yes! another Felix-Guti lovefest would make my day
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
haha
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
You have no faith in Figgy.
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
D'awwwwwwwwwwwww
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
I'll hold you too it
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
An opposite field HR ehh?
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Hey, if i'm going to predict the unlikely...
I must as well predict something exceedingly unlikely.
Jamkel - April 26, 2010
Fuck you Chone.
Seriously.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
It was a borderline strike.
JY - April 26, 2010
Well this is going well.
melenious - April 26, 2010
I disagree!
CapSea - April 26, 2010
.
Well this is going wellmelenious - April 26, 2010
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BREAK MLB.TV
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
sad face
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
MLB.TV STOP FREEZING.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
What's happening?!
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Absolutely nothing.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
1-1 on Guti.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
This is not good to hear.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Gutierrez is definitely going to see strikes
They don’t want Lopez to come up!
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
He hit a grand slam!
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Hehe...
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
99 pitches...
Which means the Royals’ bullpen is coming soon. Surely we can hit them.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Can't handle the Farnsworth heat!
Kaorikaze - April 26, 2010
Damn straight.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
I'd be pretty happy if Guti let his chinstrap grow into a west PA special
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Doesn't that only happen in
Georgia bars?
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Either I don't undersand you
or we’re talking about different things. I bet on the former.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Roethlisberger
dkulich - April 26, 2010
If Felix gets the loss here I'll kill Robert
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Deal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
Robert - April 26, 2010
Oh jeez I dunno if I have what it takes to kill someone
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
That might have been a ball.
JY - April 26, 2010
Coolest. Sign. Ever.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Averaging almost 5 pitches per at bat.
And 2 walks. Wow.
CapSea - April 26, 2010
2 walks per at-bat seems a little much.
.Taylor - April 26, 2010
At least we have a good isolated patience for this game
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
I've had enough of Guti's douchebeard.
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
I concur.
jmp8 - April 26, 2010
I will admit it appeals better to the senses of touch, taste, and smell rather than sight
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
It does look pretty ridiculous.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
I want to believe he is growing it out until Griffey hits a home run.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Who the fuck is wearing a banana?
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Yuni's fan?
drblacknwhite - April 26, 2010
Doesn't seem like he'd want to distract him that much.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Soon to be Yuni's meal
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
The guy next to the guy in the ape costume.
seattle_since_81 - April 26, 2010
What if I promised Guti I would give him a million dollars to get a hit right here?
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
I dunno, try it.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Is Davies taking that much time between pitches?
Because watching this on Gameday is agonizing.
JY - April 26, 2010
Yes.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Hey, the bannana again!
Kevin Casey - April 26, 2010
I think this is the most depressing stadium in the majors.
JLC - April 26, 2010
Oakland??
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
I think I can hear a generator running in the background or something
JLC - April 26, 2010
(On the FSN feed)
JLC - April 26, 2010
Worse than Oakland?
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Have you been to Oakland?
SFMariner - April 26, 2010
No, no. We just left U.S. Cellular Field
This game is at Kaufmann Stadium.
calim - April 26, 2010
No, U.S. Cellular is the most hilarious stadium in the majors.
JLC - April 26, 2010
It's at least a nice looking park
The Coliseum is horrible
Nick S - April 26, 2010
Tied with Oakland.
Kevin Casey - April 26, 2010
Impossible
Kauffman is gorgeous and Oakland is the worst.
Robert - April 26, 2010
I agree. i was talking about the attendance.
Kevin Casey - April 26, 2010
I can't even hear random cheering or idle chatter
JLC - April 26, 2010
Blame the rain
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Thanks for the tip, Milli Vanilli
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I deliberately did not word it that way
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Why?
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
To see if it would get this response anyway
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
That's what I'm here for.
That’s what I’m here for.
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I am a scientist
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I thought you were a professional ex-scientist
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I am a social scientist
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I perform science on people
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
So you're a doctor
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Not that kind of science
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Mad scientist?
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
I mean yes
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I find doctors sexy
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Do you
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
No I don't
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
No I don't
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
He's just claiming to be a doctor so he can see penises.
JLC - April 26, 2010
This reminds me of the time you talked about having kids.
JY - April 26, 2010
I'll just move in with him if he ever gets the urge.
Robert - April 26, 2010
You're a blogger
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
DAMN YOU MLB.TV.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
GUTI JUST HIT A 3 RUN HR!
jackyz - April 26, 2010
This is a really annoying trend and I'd love it if it stopped
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
I'm with you.
InSpokane - April 26, 2010
Agreed.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
This, and everyone and their mother guessing what's going to happen every at-bat.
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
Don't swing!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
HE LISTENED TO ME!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Davies down to 89 from 92-93
or was that his cutter?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Gameday says cutter
bluemax - April 26, 2010
Aw nutsack
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
This at-bat reeks of likely heartbreak
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
If Guti doesn't get a hit, we're doomed.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
Yup.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
Looks like I came in at the right time
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
I smell a Jose Lopez grandslam
Punkhazard - April 26, 2010
We can only hope.
After our last 3 losses, its about time we get some good karma. We lost 3 games to last second insanity, so we should have some good karma due to us.
Jamkel - April 26, 2010
Wowie walk!
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Inning over
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Boy oh fucking boy.
Lopez time.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Its so nice to be able to pay money and watch Mariners games on my computer.
Oh wait.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
What a fucking at bat. Amazing.
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
Don't fuck this up Loafie.
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Dag y'all we got a baseball game going!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Damnit I did not want a walk
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
9 pitch walk. Daaaayuuummm
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
This has been a nice AB.
moyerLIVES - April 26, 2010
Loafie do that grand slam thing again
Alto - April 26, 2010
Another Lopez slam?
Please?
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
We need that spark if we want to start winning.
...CapSea - April 26, 2010
Yay Guti walk
boo Lopez now
TWownsU - April 26, 2010
1st pitch swinging GB to 3B.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Kyle Davies is an anagram for Dykes Alive
Nick S - April 26, 2010
Look at Yuni trying to contribute in the huddle
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
Farnsworth, please!
dkulich - April 26, 2010
That was a great at bat by Gutz
joof - April 26, 2010
Kotchman should be the one hitting right now.
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Make me like you, Jose.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Fuck you, Jose.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
HACK HACK HACK
Matthew - April 26, 2010
I'm calling a popout, groundout, weak home run, or strikeout here
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
This is awkward
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
0/4
Matthew - April 26, 2010
I'm calling a ground ball, fly ball, line drive, or strikeout.
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Davies scouting report on Lopez: Throw two feet outside.
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
FUCK YOU RADIO ANNOUNCER
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
BAAAALLLLLLLLLLS
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
.
Davies: Oh Noes! The bases are loaded!
Yuni: Que?
Kendall: Eh, it’s the Mas. They won’t score.
msb - April 26, 2010
SIGH
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
Hey Loafie, why not swing more?
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
DAMNIT LOPEZ
joof - April 26, 2010
Oh hell
Alto - April 26, 2010
First pitch!
JY - April 26, 2010
BAHAHAH, fuck the Mariners
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
Well fuck he almost had that
Gihyou - April 26, 2010
Warning track power doesn't work outside of US Cellular.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Mike pulled a Niehaus!
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
There you go, chief.
CapSea - April 26, 2010
FIRST FUCKING PITCH SWINGING.
I FUCKING HATE YOU, FAT FUCKING FUCK.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Eh
He got a fat fastball. Not going to blame him for that.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Well then I hate him for not crushing it then.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
He pretty much did.
Wind, cold, weather. Can’t hit it much harder.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Conditions today are lousy for righties.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
UGH
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Dammit.
That’s out in Chicago though…
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
Near-warning track power!
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Well it was a good pitch to swing at..
TWownsU - April 26, 2010
It was the only pitch to swing at.
JY - April 26, 2010
Jose Lopez would be more entertaining if he weren't so predictable.
JLC - April 26, 2010
What happened
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Jose Lopez swung on the first pitch and skied it to Podsednik in left.
3 LOB
JY - April 26, 2010
Fly out to Scotty Pods on the first pitch.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
To anyone mad at Lopez for swinging on the first pitch:
That was a meatball. He put a good swing on it. It would have been bad to let that pitch go by.
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
It was gone if the wind was blowing the opposite way too.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
But a cleanup hitter should be able to punish a meatball.
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
He did
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
He did.
The wind was just going against where he hit the ball. Not his fault.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
But at least he swung at it
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
It looked like he hit it so hard though
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
That is out at U.S. Cellular
refuse2lose2010 - April 26, 2010
That's a Chicago homer
moyerLIVES - April 26, 2010
What is Hawk Harrelson?
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
ZING
moyerLIVES - April 26, 2010
YEAH
LETS ALL GET ANGRY AT LOPEZ FOR SWINGING AT A FIRST PITCH MEATBALL AND HITTING IT TO THE WARNING TRACK
I WANT TO BE ANGRY WITHOUT APPLYING ANY CONTEXT OR SUBTLETY TO MY OPINIONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Matthew - April 26, 2010
I hate people who hate first-pitch swinging
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I hate haters
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I hate hater haters
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
What are trying to say?
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
It's all the newbies.
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
And Matthew cracked.
JY - April 26, 2010
Meh.
Some of us are watching on Gameday and only see the blue dot with “In play, out(s)” before knowing what actually occurred.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
But you can see the pitch
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Right.
JY - April 26, 2010
Still don't know what kind of swing he put on it.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
I think the only one where we know for sure what kind of swing it is without looking is Byrnes.
JY - April 26, 2010
HEAVEN FORBID YOU WAIT FOR MORE INFORMATION BEFORE YELLING THEN
MY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew - April 26, 2010
Uh...
Okay.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
LEARN YOUR LESSON
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I'm angry because I loved him.
But he’s disappointing me.
joof - April 26, 2010
Loved?
you’re fired
seattlebruin - April 26, 2010
I was just upset we didn't score any runs.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Eh, a lot of it's just GTE.
We finally have a few baserunners, we just had two batters walk in the inning and Lopez, who’s been pretty terribad when there’s runners on base this year, swings at the first pitch and gets out. It’s understandable in my opinion.
Coach Owens - April 26, 2010
DAMIT GUYS LOPEZ DID GOOD THERE! IT'S JUST BAD LUCK CHILL OUT!
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
*Well
melenious - April 26, 2010
I wonder if you would have posted this if not for Matthew's comment
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
I should not have now. I posted right before it popped on my screen.
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Is there a delete button?
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Trying to hard...
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Trying to hard what?
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Kinda difficult to get hard when Mariners are doing this poorly
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Nope
Most requested SBN feature maybe. Only mods can delete comments.
appleshampoo - April 26, 2010
A delete button is a terrible idea.
As much as I want one, it would make comment threading damn near impossible
CapSea - April 26, 2010
I agree.
People need to live with their mistakes. They can be funny to link back to, as Goose proved the other day.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Pfft. It's "Pasco's own Jeremy Bonderman", Angie.
msb - April 26, 2010
Feli would have likely been ok with Lopie going ahead of him in the GrandSlam stakes if it meant he finally got the lead.
msb - April 26, 2010
At least Rob Johnson is normal
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Felix is getting quite a bit of movement on his pitches tonight according to my Johnsonmeter
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Your what
JLC - April 26, 2010
He's getting wood, is what he's saying.
JY - April 26, 2010
(passed balls by Rob Johnson+size of my erection)/2
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Off the charts!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Is there a special bonus for passed balls on third strikes that are then thrown into right field?
Gihyou - April 26, 2010
The lower half of my body says yes
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
The weather supposed to be nice the rest of the series at least?
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Anyone following the NBA playoffs?
Kevin Casey - April 26, 2010
Roy Halladay's dominating the NL?
Colour me surprised.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
I've been trying to find a surprise-colored crayon for ages now
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
You'll find it when you least expect it.
JY - April 26, 2010
HACK HACK HACK!
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Oh my dear sweet what the fuck
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Rob Johnson
Is not good.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
At anything
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Nice work Rob Johnson!
You’re terrible!
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Rob you fag
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
GOD ROB JOHNSON WHY DON'T YOU GO DIE SOMEWHERE
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
Hahaha
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Wow way to blow the strikeout
Alto - April 26, 2010
RJ: He can't hit or catch, but then again he can't throw
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
For gosh sakes Rob.
it was Yuni.
msb - April 26, 2010
That was funny twice
JLC - April 26, 2010
Great play Rob.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Professional baseball player!
Nick S - April 26, 2010
Our old worst player gets the better of our new one*.
*Non-Mike Sweeney division.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
I hate you like cancer, Johnson
Like cancer of the Johnson.
short - April 26, 2010
Fuck you Rob you god damn cockface.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
This inning is just getting more awesome
By which I mean less
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Suddenly this isn't as funny.
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Does that still count as a K for Felix?
ARock - April 26, 2010
Yes
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON YOU SWEATY PIECE OF GAY SHIT
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Robo Rob!
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Dumbest day in ever
cwel87 - April 26, 2010
For fuck sakes, Rob
Scotty Pods with two on
calim - April 26, 2010
They ruled that a wild pitch, by the way
calim - April 26, 2010
It was
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Radio made it sound like Rob should have had it.
calim - April 26, 2010
He should have made the throw
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
And it's not like Rob is likely to make up for it on the offensive side
msb - April 26, 2010
Oh no this is the hottest hitter in baseball
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Rob Johnson should familiarize himself with this stadium
He will be playing half of his games here in no time.
Fin - April 26, 2010
Maybe a couple of years?
Fin - April 26, 2010
Quality start streak
is on the line.
kschimke - April 26, 2010
Who cares?
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
I do
HawkedUp - April 26, 2010
Do you have to go 6 or 7 innings for a quality start?
chotz - April 26, 2010
6
3 ER or fewer.
Stupid stat.
appleshampoo - April 26, 2010
I take it there is no limit on F bombs here...
classy…
K3YEROUT - April 26, 2010
Please exlpain this comment
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Without piling on, I'd like to direct your attention to the disclaimer underneath the site logo
And further I wonder what is the connection between f bombs and classiness
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
What the fuck are you talking about?
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
This is unnecessary
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Is the forum catered to pre-teens?
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Fucking hell no
appleshampoo - April 26, 2010
No there is not, if that bothers you I suggest you stay away from game threads.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Number!
JLC - April 26, 2010
Go Adenhart yourself, fuckwad.
CapSea - April 26, 2010
…and you are 12 I take it?
K3YEROUT - April 26, 2010
Subject line, please
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Correct!
CapSea - April 26, 2010
If you're not going to contribute anything besides trolling please leave.
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
I like your avatar
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Did Nick Adenhart really wear 34?
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Ya and it's one of the reasons why I want to retire it in my living room
Robert - April 26, 2010
What the fuck is that supposed to mean...?
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
I rest my case...
K3YEROUT - April 26, 2010
Why are you here
cwel87 - April 26, 2010
I live in Seatle area...
Just wanted to see what other sites look like. How people act. Get other opinions and perspectives. You have some good stuff here that other sites could use.
I checked out Pinstripe Alley earlier. I have looked at the Tampa site in the past. If this is trolling then all I can say is…whatever! Being given a “warning” for simply making an observation is pretty lame.
K3YEROUT - April 26, 2010
To presume all the swearing is immature is far too hasty,
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
You had a very unpleasant tone
Ellipses are always unpleasant.
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Oh.
Sorry.
msb - April 26, 2010
Stop piling on, everybody
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
He's the Anti-Eyebrows!
.Taylor - April 26, 2010
Fuck yeah he is.
Eyebrows - April 26, 2010
I thought other team trolling was fair game.
CapSea - April 26, 2010
If not, my mistake.
CapSea - April 26, 2010
We should abide by the rules but there is an unholy mix of GTE, and trolling.
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Acting like a mob is always great
Mario Shawn Hayden Jr - April 26, 2010
Your sig has the 'b' word
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Maybe he just likes female dogs?
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
I do cheer for him, he wins me money
seattlebruin - April 26, 2010
Okay MLB.TV. I give up. You win tonight.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Griffey is hitting a dinger today
I feel it in ma bones
Robert - April 26, 2010
I don't.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
I believe in miracles!
themanleyman - April 26, 2010
Might be the withdrawal.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
Beat me to it.
bluemax - April 26, 2010
The hallucinations should start showing up soon, succeeded by the coma.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
I think the hallucination was the feeling the homer in the bones.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Some people will explode like geysers if that happens
Gihyou - April 26, 2010
They'll be feeling bones alright
Rowsdower - April 26, 2010
How old are you to feel your bones?
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
It could just mean there's going to be a rain delay soon.
JY - April 26, 2010
Could be.
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Word up!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Thank you Guti.
msb - April 26, 2010
Outs, woo.
JY - April 26, 2010
I wish there was a small furry animal or bedridden old person I could torture to death to make me feel better about this game
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
I would be content if the M's just started hitting.
JY - April 26, 2010
Is that healthy?
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Not for furry animals or bedridden old people
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Maybe Griffey will go deep
Robert - April 26, 2010
At least Felix gets to keep his quality start streak alive?
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Listen people
I get that you love to type bad words – I do too – but there’s a difference between swearing when it’s warranted and swearing for no reason at all. Swearing for no reasons cheapens it for everybody.
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
This may need to be added to the commenting guidelines on the front page.
JY - April 26, 2010
I haven't sworn on LL for 11 months and I feel great!
.Taylor - April 26, 2010
I like to think I only swear when necessary
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
You are wrong
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I haven't sworn in this GT in almost 20 minutes
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Obviously I'm not addressing everyone
But I can’t count how many times someone has mentioned the swearing, only to get ten more swears as a response. Why? What’s the point? It isn’t funny.
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
It has something with being told what to do by people who, by and large, are not regulars or who are simply trolls
I don’t really see much of a point in it, but people have that tendency on the internet.
cwel87 - April 26, 2010
I remember when you used to sort of enjoy life
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
I don't
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Broken souls make me happy
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Is this the only reason we are friends?
Robert - April 26, 2010
I honestly don't
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
You seemed happy around the time you moved to Portland?
JY - April 26, 2010
I'm not unhappy
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Numb?
JY - April 26, 2010
I think I have happy moments and then forget them
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Does that mean you only remember bad stuff?
Or are things just blurring?
JY - April 26, 2010
I don't remember anything
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
What about the good times?
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Let me ask Dewey
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
LaHair is that rascal anyway?
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
rec'd
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I think you accidentally banned me
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Boy is there egg on my face
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Part of me thinks you did it on purpose
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
How big a part?
;)
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Oh I think you know ;) :O
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
That's called being drunk
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Remember the good times
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I saw a picture of him yesterday that made him look really angry
Robert - April 26, 2010
This is the best rule on the site
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Jesus Christ why don't you tell us about a puppy with cancer while you're at it
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
That would be the worst!!
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I think a kitten with feline AIDS is sadder
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
What about a puppy with a tumor that looks like a kitten
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Hell yeah
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Does it look like a cute kitten or a malformed cancer kitten
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
All kittens are cute
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Then the kitten with AIDS is sadder because at least the cancer puppy has a fwiend
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
Really now
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
Adorable
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Oh god, now I remember these.
JY - April 26, 2010
I'm glad I don't
JLC - April 26, 2010
It's a specific birth defect that causes things like this.
I ended up looking through a whole archive of photos of this some five years ago out of boredom/morbid curiosity.
JY - April 26, 2010
I know one of those
Robert - April 26, 2010
You're not a cat Robert.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
Oh thank goodness
Robert - April 26, 2010
Just kidding, you might be a cat after all.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
At least I will always be dressed for the occasion
Robert - April 26, 2010
I was actually joking, because I do swear ALL the time
Although generally not at other commenters
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Maybe, but this is a pretty clear cut case of trolling. 8k comments on HH, 1 comment here.
If we can’t attack trollers, who have thus far been completely fair game, that’s a new rule.
CapSea - April 26, 2010
Attack better
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Well yeah, that's fine. But "No piling on"? Really?
It’s not like we want him to feel welcome here.
As a side, I think the entire thread should be deleted, but I’ll leave that up to you.
CapSea - April 26, 2010
Per usual, trolls are most effectively dealt with when ignored
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
We had a thread where we discussed this like 2 years back, and that's what I said, and I remember being disagreed with by the entire community.
Including mods.
CapSea - April 26, 2010
The community is bigger now and more annoying to moderate
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
It's April.
We’re overloaded with freshmen. Things will calm down in the coming months.
JY - April 26, 2010
We want to be like the movie Casino and not like Alpha Dog
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Jeff, is there a quick answer for why there is such a strict guideline for some of the other things
Like capitalizing first letter, chatspeak or whatever it is called, numbers, etc…
fortyniners - April 26, 2010
There is no numbers rule
The other stuff is about readability. Swears don’t inhibit readability and we don’t want to censor people’s language.
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Thanks
Readability makes sense. Except it didn’t matter the 1st game of the season ;)
fortyniners - April 26, 2010
Brad Thompson's Gameday photo makes him look six years old.
Coach Owens - April 26, 2010
Griffey DOMINATION!
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
A base hit on the other side of the second baseman!
drblacknwhite - April 26, 2010
PINCH RUN
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Griffey!
JY - April 26, 2010
I love seeing eye singles from Griffey!
Brings me back to the good ol’ days.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Good ol' last week.
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
This umpire really sucks. He wasn't calling low strikes before, but now he is. Fuck him. Fuck all bad umpires like him.
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Grounder to the left of 2nd!
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Even when he gets a base hit it's stupid
GOD
cwel87 - April 26, 2010
Has anyone else's FSNW feed been dead for ten minutes?
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
No, I've still got it.
Sounds like you’re experiencing more Broadstripe joy.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
It been dead all night for me.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
GOD COULD YOU COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT TYPE OF HIT GRIFFEY
JLC - April 26, 2010
That one moved over to the left
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Variation on a theme!
BrianL - April 26, 2010
I'm gonna flip my shit if he ever goes the other way
JLC - April 26, 2010
He's like the Anti-Loafie.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
The one guy I want to see bunt
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I miss when Brad Thompson's Gameday picture looked like a pug
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Yay.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Holy shit @ the Blackhawks game by the way.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
I meant at. Sorry.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
They're trying a new thing in this series.
Shootout first, game later.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
WHAT?
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
In the case that MLB.tv malfunctions,
may I direct you here?
Matthew - April 26, 2010
Pinch Runner, please!!
drm1125 - April 26, 2010
I was just chanting the same thing in my living room
then I stopped when I couldn’t think of anyone better to put in.
Byrnes, I guess…
Ike Clanton - April 26, 2010
Somebody who doesn't run like an 80 year old!!!
drm1125 - April 26, 2010
Aardsma?
Ike Clanton - April 26, 2010
Tui?
drm1125 - April 26, 2010
I'm kidding, of course...
But I’m underwhelmed by the options.
Ike Clanton - April 26, 2010
I thought that if a pitcher commits an error, he will still get the earned run counted against him. No?
fortyniners - April 26, 2010
No not really, because the opposing team did not "earn" it
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
If that were true,
80% of Mariner runs would be unearned.
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
It doesn't matter who commits the error.
drblacknwhite - April 26, 2010
I don't think so.
Karma Police - April 26, 2010
ERA is supposed to be a measure of pitching, not fielding
But it sucks at that anyway, so why care. FIP, xFIP, tRA, etc. are all better
appleshampoo - April 26, 2010
No, because ERA is fielding independent
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Thanks
I guess a pitcher can make a bad throw on purpose if the run is going to score anyway. “Oops, I guess my ERA isn’t going to go up”
fortyniners - April 26, 2010
Just remember Thompson, Milton Bradley will hurt you.
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Here's another fun fact!
King Felix has more HR and RBI in his 15 AB hitting career than our DH tandem.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Our DH tandem has a LOT of home runs
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
He means this year
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Or he's crazy
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Thanks man
I don’t knwo how I got by before you showed up
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
You're welcome
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
I mean this season.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
This cannot be true
Mike Sweeney once hit 83 dingers in a season
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/sweeney/2.htm
Nick S - April 26, 2010
What's Griffey's LD% this year? Like 2%?
Coach Owens - April 26, 2010
STEAL
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I don't know if this has been discussed recently,
but does anyone know what the mlb record is for most consecutive quality starts? I know Felix now has the franchise record at 18, which used to be 14 for Erik Hanson from 1990-91.
blueside714 - April 26, 2010
Someone looked it up via a custom query on B-R.
Felix is not close yet.
appleshampoo - April 26, 2010
Here we go
H/T craig3410
appleshampoo - April 26, 2010
That is insane
blueside714 - April 26, 2010
This was discussed before,
and I believe that Bob Gibson holds the record with 26.
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
That's mighty good company to compete with.
Thanks a lot!
blueside714 - April 26, 2010
Fuck.
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
rrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Bradley hits the ball on the screws and has nothing to show for it.
Annoying.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Bad luck + bad offense + bad defense = awesome Felix Day!!!!
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
As someone who keeps missing the visuals of the game, I'm finding this Jeff Sullivan fellow to be a calming voice of reason.
It’s refreshing and educational.
msb - April 26, 2010
Here comes a Dukes of Hazzard character
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
"1-0 count on Milton Bradley."
JY - April 26, 2010
Gotta love that
Umps do give Bradley some love after all
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
At least it's bad on both sides.
Timmons just sucks.
Coach Owens - April 26, 2010
Height = no more than 300 on images please
Just add it before the src= tag
Matthew - April 26, 2010
I've been trying to crop 'em.
But I’ll see what I can do. Imgur allows you to resize things anyway.
JY - April 26, 2010
"Width=250" before the end also works.
Coach Owens - April 26, 2010
The restriction is on height, not width
Matthew - April 26, 2010
Incidentally, it's only 36 pixels off.
Not that I won’t try to make it smaller next time.
JY - April 26, 2010
AN EXAMPLE SHALL BE MADE OF YOU
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I can take one for the team now and then.
JY - April 26, 2010
Pixels, not inches
(FYI)
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Hmmm
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
I hate listening to Rizz on the radio. He makes every out sound like a god damn homer.
Deep drive………. and DeJesus makes the catch 10 steps in front of the warning track.
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Why is the guy pitching in the tracer infomercial pitching with his glove hand?
And why does he look like he crapped his pants?
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Nice work camera man.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
So is this game worth turning on?
Robert - April 26, 2010
Depends how much faith you have
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Hasn't started yet
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
If you're confident that Jack Wilson can get a 2 out base hit with runners on, then yes.
drblacknwhite - April 26, 2010
Dusty Hughes looks like the love child of Gil Meche and Brad Thomspon.
I don’t want to know what goes on in the Royals clubhouse.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Sad face.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
ROB JOHNSON IS THE BEES KNEES
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Now that's the stuff!
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
Big Bad Robby Johns!
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
This is not a nickname for someone named Robert Johnson
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Big Bad Robby J!
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I'm going to call him Buck from now on
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I'm going with Randy
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I don't get it
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Big Bad Randy Johnson!
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Will that not be confusing?
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I prefer to remember the good times
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Well I hope you're happy
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Big Bad Randy Johnson!
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Wow....ROB!
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
I approve of the outcome of the most recent plate appearance by Rob Johnson!
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Not only was it quick
Good things happened too!
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Holy crap
Extra bases!!
dkulich - April 26, 2010
2-out double!
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
I hate how our 8-2 hitters will only collectively hit maybe 20-25 HRs all season.
lailaihei - April 26, 2010
I don't have a problem with the 1-2 part of it.
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Me either, just the whole idea that we have 4 guys in a row with almost no chance at hitting a homerun is kind of sad...
Especially when you’re just a HR from a tie. It just feels so hopeless.
lailaihei - April 26, 2010
That's 20-25 more than our DH combo!
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Which I realise is included
I am an idiot.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
I can't believe the Astros have only hit seven home runs so far.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Screw you for swinging at the first pitch Rob.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Jack Wilson time!
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Rob Johnson?
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Rob Johnson?
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
ROB DOUBLE! BOO YEAH!
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Casey Kotchman's speed amazes me.
Is anyone slower?
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Griffey.
drblacknwhite - April 26, 2010
Two players on our team!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Like lots of people
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Me
Gihyou - April 26, 2010
John Olerud.
JY - April 26, 2010
HACK HACK HACK HACK!
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Today is opposite day.
Other team’s pitcher gets a no-no to 5 innings on a Felix day.
Rob Johnson gets a double.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
Balls are being called strikes, and vice versa!
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
That was about the worst pitch ever
cwel87 - April 26, 2010
Griffey
Kaorikaze - April 26, 2010
Err I don't know why this ended up here
Kaorikaze - April 26, 2010
He said pitch, not player.
JY - April 26, 2010
C'mon, Jack.
Give us one of those doubles you do.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Aw.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Rob Johnson does just enough to not earn my ire every single moment of every single day
JLC - April 26, 2010
RJ
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
Please don't suck Jack.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Sigh.
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Signature temporarily voided.
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
FUCK
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
HACK BETTER
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Gah!
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Sigh...
Coach Owens - April 26, 2010
God I hate this losing streak
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
"In play, outs recorded."
</3
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Were gonna lose a series to the KC Royals...
IlliniM - April 26, 2010
On the bright side, at least we didn't get blanked by Kyle Davies...
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Jack Wilson is only one letter away from being Hack Wilson
So close, and yet so far
Nick S - April 26, 2010
Nothing far about it
cwel87 - April 26, 2010
I believe he's referring to Hack Wilson's 190 RBI season.
In which case that’s very, very far.
Coach Owens - April 26, 2010
I was thinking of the name Hack myself, in reference to hacking like a headless chicken
My bad
cwel87 - April 26, 2010
To be fair, Hack has been worm food for 60 years and is unlikely to put up an OPS better than Jack
Nick S - April 26, 2010
His name is Spanish is pronounces Hack Wilson
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Just one typo away
jackyz - April 26, 2010
Should've bunted.
JLC - April 26, 2010
Crap...
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Sean White!
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Sean White Flag?
Maury Povich - April 26, 2010
Photoshopportunity!
JLC - April 26, 2010
dumb dumb dumb dumb im gone from this thread
Fett42 - April 26, 2010
Does anybody want to hear about the time I almost got dragged to a gay dance club but got out of it because I vomitted and passed out in a nice bar?
Robert - April 26, 2010
Did you wake up with a sore butt anyways?
w00tah - April 26, 2010
Beat by the Royals on Felix Day.
Awesome.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Is Sean White the only reliever on this team?
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
I don't know why we need 7 relievers when we just want to use Sean White repeatedly
Gihyou - April 26, 2010
He's the best and special according to Wak.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
Belief System son.
Big Jared - April 26, 2010
D'awww hamburgers
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Fuck
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
Oh boy Sean White!!!!
Maury Povich - April 26, 2010
FUCKING FUCK
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
I'm starting to get that familiar feeling again!
JLC - April 26, 2010
At least it was a good hitter this time.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Well that was a bad pitch
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Why.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Stupid good player.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Vomit
Mario Shawn Hayden Jr - April 26, 2010
They are who we thought they'd be!
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
And we let them off the hook!
Trenchtown - April 26, 2010
Felix should bean Guillen just to see what would happen.
Coach Owens - April 26, 2010
Bradley vs Guillen
Mario Shawn Hayden Jr - April 26, 2010
This game is sadder than clowns.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
As someone who likes clowns, I completely agree.
chotz - April 26, 2010
I should ban you
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Did you ban Fogel?
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
For a little while, I think.
JY - April 26, 2010
Repeatedly
Robert - April 26, 2010
He banned me long and hard
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Like a million times
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Do you want to read his warnings?
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Yes.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Yes please
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
I think you should respect Fogel's non-existent internet privacy and not do that.
.Taylor - April 26, 2010
You're the one that asked
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Your flags provided me with an entire vacation worth of humor
Robert - April 26, 2010
Man, it's been two and a half years. Can we be friends now?
.Taylor - April 26, 2010
Indeed!
Robert - April 26, 2010
Most of them are for LaHair puns
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
These are my favorites :)
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Here are Fogel's flags
for being a bitch
Fogel has mod powers?
thesayhuhkid password:cheese
Shut up, Fagel.
Bad idea
well, you would be next in her backwards chronological quest to sleep with all of LL.
Poop jokes can be funny but you’ve got to pick your spots.
Dammit Fogel, because of your faggotry the confidentiality of the entire flag system has been compromised. Way to go cockface.
I’m afraid he will molest us all
Sad when Fogel is funnier than you
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Nobody asked for my flags
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I did.
abender20 - April 26, 2010
I did through a flag.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
Warnings take too long to compile
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
So you settled.
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
You just need a better delivery system
Poochie - April 26, 2010
There's no way that's all of Fogel's flags
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
Actually it is
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I have received 418 flags
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I am well behaved and do not piss anyone off
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Do me next!
Robert - April 26, 2010
I have a folder full of mine
Robert - April 26, 2010
Not all clowns look sad
Robert - April 26, 2010
I'm talking about a sad clown though.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Crying clown in an iron lung?
JY - April 26, 2010
Crying /hobo/ clown in an iron lung.
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
Happy clowns are more frightening
msb - April 26, 2010
What about an angry clown?
Robert - April 26, 2010
Joker?
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
They do when they're performing for Jewish children in a gas chamber
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
Well, maybe Farnsworth can cough up a lead.
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
Yah, we'll get the lead.
and then brace for a Yuni walkoff.
Maury Povich - April 26, 2010
Off of a slider that is in the other batter's box.
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Are we done yet?
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
Well this just sets up the Lopez grand slam.
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Why cause the first one worked well enough?
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
It should've gone out
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Every game that Lopez has grand slammed in this year has ended with disaster :(
Trenchtown - April 26, 2010
Small sample size
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
I am 103% sure that Lopez won't save us tonight
With a 3% margin of error
Trenchtown - April 26, 2010
Every game he has ever hit one in, for that matter.
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
Come on fatass get a hit
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
You'll have to be more specific
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Yeah nice job now lose some weight
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Dusty Hughes' gameday photo looks like Gil Meche.
JY - April 26, 2010
Holy shit
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Meche and Greinke combined.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
No that looks nothing like Jeff.
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Way to fall for blatant framing Tim
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
It was actually still a strike I think
But Kendall frames probably the most of any catcher out there.
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Well, it was a lefty strike
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Come on guys let us rally
JLC - April 26, 2010
Are we rallying for Griffey as a pinch hitter and Sweeney DFA'd?
w00tah - April 26, 2010
You can't pinch it someone in the game?
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
I hope we see all 8 of their bullpen guys.
Just so I know it can get stupider.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Didn't anyone tell Dusty Hughes that only ballplayers named Rhodes get to be nicknamed "Dusty"?
msb - April 26, 2010
SHIT
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
NEVER MIND I THOUGHT HE CAUGHT IT
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
Ichiro!
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Ichiro!
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
I thought he caught that.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
ICHIRO!!!!
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Boy I thought he caught that
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Charlie Brown'd
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
If all else fails, kill the pitcher.
drblacknwhite - April 26, 2010
WOO HOO FRANSOWRTH
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
Fransowrth sounds like a more apt name
JLC - April 26, 2010
I'm a little nervous about Fig Newtons being up to bat.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Figgy Pudding?
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Crap, it's mirror Farnsworth.
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
Steal?
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
He sure did!
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Wait what? No Soria tonight?
We have a prayer folks!
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Nope, it's Fornsworth apparently
Trenchtown - April 26, 2010
ICHISPEED!
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
I think this will be the inning of the Rally Doilies
ungoreatstefan - April 26, 2010
I'm picturing Victorian women with frilly handkerchiefs.
Maury Povich - April 26, 2010
Clearly what I meant to say
Was this is the inning of MASSIVE heartbreak
ungoreatstefan - April 26, 2010
I love Farnsworth's gameday picture still.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
It frightens me.
Coach Owens - April 26, 2010
FUCK YOU FIGGINS
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
God Figgins.
Fucking awful man.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Dammit.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
I wish Figgins would start making contact
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Chone is such a great hitter....
cERA-RJ - April 26, 2010
Amen to that!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
How the hell did he hit .300?
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
It's almost like what he's doing now isn't his true talent level!
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Madness.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
This could be partially attributed to the fact that he was in a winning environment on a team that wants to win.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
What?
BrianL - April 26, 2010
This team is a losing environment and wants to lose.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
The Angels are a good team with good players.
The Mariners… not so much. He’s blending in nicely here. That’s what I meant.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Oh my
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
I read this in Sulu's voice from that TV commercial
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
"My, Oh, My!"
We haven’t heard much of that at all this year, have we?
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Figgy, enough with the strikeouts already
Alto - April 26, 2010
Ok Chone. Stop it. Please.
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
So Figgins is striking out at a higher rate this season.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
STEAL
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
DAMN YOU FIG NEWTONS!
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Of all the nicknames for Figgins this one might be the worst.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Yeah, I'm not digging it either.
appleshampoo - April 26, 2010
I don't think it's going to catch on.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
This nickname is an insult to Fig Newtons.
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
I know I just realized that Figgy's performance so far is not up to par with the deliciousness of fig newtons.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Steal home next!
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
Figgy :-(
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
Boy is stealing third there dumb
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
Why is Ichiro such a dumb baserunner sometimes?
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
That sometimes is pretty rare.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
They kind of let him have it...
Weren’t holding him on hardly at all.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Blowers pointed out that with the way Yuni didn;t hold players on, it was a gift
msb - April 26, 2010
Assuming that it's possible for one of the next two batters to get a hit.
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
Oh, just steal home.
msb - April 26, 2010
I would shit my pants if he did that.
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
That's exactly what I was thinking
chaney - April 26, 2010
Another steal!
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
WHOA!
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Bruce Chen warming in the pen!
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
We gave Bruce Chen his first win since like 2003 last year.
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Honestly I don't understand just giving up the steal at this point
A three-run lead seems a little too tight to not even try and throw him out
Nick S - April 26, 2010
Yeah, it makes no sense to me either.
The odds of something bad happening on the throw are really low.
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Especially with this mariners offense
jackyz - April 26, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
You have got to be shitting me
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Oh. My. God.
I just saw Farnsworth’s new glasses on gameday. They are extraordinary.
JY - April 26, 2010
A bit of '50s housewife in those.
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
He looks a lot sexier when he lets his hair down and takes the glasses off.
JLC - April 26, 2010
You should see his absurd tattoos!
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
So are we going to go 79-2 at home and 2-79 on the road?
EequalsMc2 - April 26, 2010
I doubt it.
Kaorikaze - April 26, 2010
Doubtful.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Ok this ump is trolling us all
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
WTF.. IF you are gonna make a moint to steal the bases
Then not tag on a marginal fly ball? what was the fucking point of stealing 3rd then….. And kotchman should have tested someones arm and tried to score in the 7th after RJ’s double… This 3rd base coach= super conservative lately
cERA-RJ - April 26, 2010
Point*
cERA-RJ - April 26, 2010
Kotchman would have been out by 50 feet at home
Gihyou - April 26, 2010
Kotchman would have been out by 85 feet.
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Seriously the ball arrived at third as he got there.
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Kotchman would have been out by 91 feet.
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
They weren't holding Ichiro on at second?
And he would have been thrown out by 5-10 feet if he went on the fly ball? And Kotchman would have been out by 89 feet (had to increase it)
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Good Gravy
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
This team needs a serious fucking wake-up call.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Ian Snell needs to go get hit by a drunk driver.
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
Ah shit.
This shouldn’t have made me laugh.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
No I think they need better hitters.
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
The team is fine. They just arent producing anything
jackyz - April 26, 2010
Sweeney needs to pull something
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
It'd be a really loud call if he pulled a groin muscle.
JLC - April 26, 2010
Well that sucked.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Oh balls
Alto - April 26, 2010
Gah!
Mariner Melee - April 26, 2010
This is getting insanely frustrating
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Pop out to Yuni, seems fitting.
MFAN - April 26, 2010
This is the best baseball game ever
Nick S - April 26, 2010
I think you meant
This is the best baseball game evermsb - April 26, 2010
Is this enough to cause a shake-up in the batting order, if not in the roster?
msb - April 26, 2010
Honestly I don't know how Z and Wak would react to something like this.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Deal for more pitching.
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
I kinda doubt it
I guess as long as they’re within five games they stick to their guns
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Which is basically reasonable
since they’re all about trusting their players and five games back is not a huge hole with as flawed a division as ours
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
We are just fucking pitiful right now
Griffin Cooper - April 26, 2010
Nevermind though
Greinke tomorrow!
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Yay!
w00tah - April 26, 2010
It's still early in the season
ChaseB - April 26, 2010
HOLY FUCK THIS FUCKING SUCKS
Poochie - April 26, 2010
Sure does, Poochie.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Wow nice play.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
That's how you get hurt buddy!!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Has Milton's hat bill always been flat?
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Yeah
He’s predisposed to that.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Nice fuckin' catch right there
Alto - April 26, 2010
Whoa Milton
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
I think Rob Johnson is a good catcher.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
I agree with you
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I think ice is hot.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
I'm bored.
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
Those ladies seem fun
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
Vargas is interested.
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
ohh yeahhh
jackyz - April 26, 2010
That was a funny little scene
Gihyou - April 26, 2010
So why isn't Shawn Kelley pitching again?
It’s his birthday.
Plus, neither he nor Colome have pitched in over a week.
JY - April 26, 2010
At least they're not hitting him hard.
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Colome's entrance song should be by Eric Prydz
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
As badly as we've looked, our starters have been going 6+ innings nearly every time.
They’ll have to go to a 6 man pen eventually.
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Maybe when they call the pen for Shawn, Sean assumes it's him and then Wetteland never specifies,so Shawn sits back down because he doesn't want to make things awkward.
JLC - April 26, 2010
It must have been even worse when we had Sean Green
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
People falling over in the stands is, in fact, more entertaining than the Ms
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
What the h is going on today?
:( :( :(
Poochie - April 26, 2010
Language
jackyz - April 26, 2010
I'll say what the h I want thank you
Poochie - April 26, 2010
You can't because you are a dog!!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I still hate Yuni
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Aw dingleberries.
abender20 - April 26, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK
YUNI DOUBLE? GOD
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
I think Sean White is a good pitcher.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
Yuniesky Betancourt is a professional major league hitter
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GET BETTER WHEN THEY LEAVE?
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
At least he's still fat.
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
I loved Niehaus' comment about Guillen's batting ave. earlier.
“Is it a contract year? It must be.”
wazzu93 - April 26, 2010
I'd love him a DH right now.
refuse2lose2010 - April 26, 2010
Sean White sure gets a lot of ground balls.
abender20 - April 26, 2010
Sean White to Tacoma?
Maury Povich - April 26, 2010
Team seems to be rather fond of him
publically, at least.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
No, because he is our best reliever. Right Wak?
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Wakamatsu seems to like Aardsma and League better
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
So the Battle for Grass Creek is not quite the epic melee I was hoping for
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Due up: Insane, Old, Slow
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
Flip insane and old!
MFAN - April 26, 2010
Insane Double, Old Walk, Slow Homer.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Oops. My lineup card was wrong.
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
White needs to be a little quicker to first.
thunderfangabe - April 26, 2010
At least I don't have to update the sidebar!
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
You might only need one bullet point on the recap, too.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Branyan is hittin .385 with a 1.044 OPS!
13 AB’s though.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Branyan has a back that's liable to explode if looked at funny.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
But still more productive than Griffery.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
OPPOSITE FIELD
BrianL - April 26, 2010
He hit it in the air!
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
That was so fast I didn;t a chance to hold up my new sign
msb - April 26, 2010
Griffey.
Pull a hammy.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Milton looking like he's going to kill some Royals walking up to the plate.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
He looks quite pissed.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
How many shutouts this year?
wazzu93 - April 26, 2010
Holy shit.
What the hell?
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Uh Milton?
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
So I guess Bradley's calf is good.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
wait until tomorrow
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
Holy shit Bradley
Alto - April 26, 2010
RISKY BASERUNNING!
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Ok first to the Mendoza line Figgins or Bradley?
Scrupio - April 26, 2010
Bradley
Chone’s just gonna walk his way on
IlliniM - April 26, 2010
DON'T DO THAT
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Smart baserunning!
chotz - April 26, 2010
Diggity!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I knew he'd go for it too
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Oh man I don't think we're going to win
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Oh no.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
How has Griffey not injured himself yet?
For the first time in his career, tons of people want it. That old fuck just refuses to give the people what they want.
abender20 - April 26, 2010
Not crashing into enough outfield walls.
MFAN - April 26, 2010
Has that been 3 first pitch swining at bats for Kotchman?
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
Just wonderful.
And this isn’t even their closer. God.
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
He does have an awesome name though.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Ugh...
Farnsworth is going to get a save out of this. Are you serious.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Rob Johnson homer
called it
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
You jinxed it!!
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Did I?
:)
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
What is Bradley tipping his cap too?
jackyz - April 26, 2010
Maybe the dugout, saying he's fine
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
He did in his at-bat too.
refuse2lose2010 - April 26, 2010
To bumblebees!
abender20 - April 26, 2010
Probably the fans giving him shit in the outfield.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Farnsworth throws hard
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
'Mike Sweeney on deck if Rob Johnson can keep it going'
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Johnson walks and Sweeney hits a 3 run HR.
Floyd Gondoli - April 26, 2010
If this happens, I will buy you a smoothie.
abender20 - April 26, 2010
Or DFA.
Hoping for that.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
If this happens I won't know what to believe anymore.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Well that's horrible.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
OH MILTON YOU.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Milton beats the snot out of low fastballs from the left side
every one he hits on a line
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Milton's hustle is going to pay off big time
JLC - April 26, 2010
What ever happened to the Farnsworth is a starter thing?
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Alllllllright
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Oh good Sweeney is on deck
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Because he's hit over 100 home runs in this ball park!
That means he is sure to hit another!
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Mike Sweeney is going to hit the tying home run
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Mike Sweeney on deck.
Color me thrilled.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
2008 Miguel Cairo was a better DH than our current DH
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
He sure was
Poochie - April 26, 2010
This is by no means an exhaustive list.
abender20 - April 26, 2010
2008 Miguel Cairo was the only reason I had hope in 2009 being better
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
Alright!
Sweeney can get his one final AB in Kansas City before retiring now!
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Oh good Sweeney is up.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
RJ making sure the ump wants to call it a ball..... fucker take your base
cERA-RJ - April 26, 2010
Sweeney time!
yay
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
Well Rob K'ed.
Thanks Ump.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
There was only one strike
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
2 of those pitches were definitely strikes.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
One was debateable, one was definitely a strike
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Fairytale first pitch fly out!
dkulich - April 26, 2010
DRIVE A STAKE IN THEIR HEARTS
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Sweeney HR?
jackyz - April 26, 2010
Wow!
This ump is very bad.
themanleyman - April 26, 2010
Sweeney can stay on the team all year if he hits a dinger
Kaorikaze - April 26, 2010
Take that all year...
and replace it with 1 more day.
themanleyman - April 26, 2010
Oh, I find it hard to believe that Sweeney will hit a home run here
just because he used to.
msb - April 26, 2010
Sweeney let's do this
Alto - April 26, 2010
HACK HACK HACK
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Hey KC fans, want to take Sweeney off our hands?
Benne - April 26, 2010
SWEENDAWG TIME!
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Were they booing their hero?
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
Why in Christ's name are they booing Sweeney?
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
I don't know but I like the Royals' fans now
Poochie - April 26, 2010
Maybe they are booing Farnsworth
msb - April 26, 2010
I thought they were booing the ump
JLC - April 26, 2010
They want him back
abender20 - April 26, 2010
OHHHH BABY GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Call Tito, I hear Jermaine gave up the crazy life.
abender20 - April 26, 2010
Seriously. That's pretty sad.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Go Sweendog!!
MFAN - April 26, 2010
He's going yard here.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
Why the booos for Sweendog? I thought he was loved there.
wazzu93 - April 26, 2010
They know when a guy shouldn't be playing anymore
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Has Safeco booed Griffey yet this season?
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Parts of it have
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
Kansas, not always the smartest.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
They're on the Missouri side.
You’re not the smartest with your geography ;)
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Come on you skinny bitch
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I just realized
6 out of our 13 batters are under the mendoza line…
IlliniM - April 26, 2010
Sweeny is going deep here
Robert - April 26, 2010
STOP TAKING MY IDEAS
Kirk - April 26, 2010
Leave it to KC to boo their best hitter of the decade
Felix is King - April 26, 2010
Sweeney BB, Ichiro slam
Calling it
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
Sweeney BB
Seems likely.
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Sweendog it's time to be a hero
Alto - April 26, 2010
Farnsworth has all the potential to screw it up. Hope it happens.
thunderfangabe - April 26, 2010
what
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
SWEENDOG
Alto - April 26, 2010
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
It sounds like someone is whacking padding with a baseball bat.
msb - April 26, 2010
Sweet
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
SWEENDOG!
HERO MODE!
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Funk yeah!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
No shut out.
Please don’t be hurt Milton.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
WHAT IS THIS RBI YOU TALK OF SIMS?!
w00tah - April 26, 2010
Bradley looked like he was hobbling a bit.
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
Poke, Base.
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
Well that should keep him on the roster another month or so.
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Yay.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Well that's the worst possible scenario.
Sweeney only drives in one run and justifies his continued existence for another month.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Guess who won't be DFAd this year?
abender20 - April 26, 2010
Maybe he's not as useless as Griffey
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
Correct, he's more useless.
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Sweeney sticks it to those boobirds
Gihyou - April 26, 2010
what
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
ICHIRO!
Felix is King - April 26, 2010
John Parrish!
Kaorikaze - April 26, 2010
Better, Bruce Chen!
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
30 game belief system extension
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
Hahahahaha.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
I'd intentionally walk Ichiro and face Figgins.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Sounds about right.
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
Time for the power swing faggots
Poochie - April 26, 2010
BRUCE CHEN!
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
Parrish, i think
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
uhh
Fin - April 26, 2010
There is a better one of these
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
On it
Robert - April 26, 2010
Hey there pretty lady.
abender20 - April 26, 2010
Atta boy
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
This is Graham, right?
Sam Regens - April 26, 2010
Audio feed is behind. Looks like something good happened.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Bruce Chen.
Alto - April 26, 2010
I think that other managers are stupid.
Ichiro has a reverse platoon.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
Reverse split.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
That's what I meant.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
Thanks for that.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
Sorry, I actually wasn't trying to be a conscientious asshole.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
No I was being serious.
Thank you.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
I doubt the manager of the Royals is retarded
Robert - April 26, 2010
No I think he might be.
Kirk - April 26, 2010
MLB.tv knew a reliever was coming in about 2 minutes early.
dkulich - April 26, 2010
Conspiracy!!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
So many bad Mariners in one game
I… this is amazing
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
There goes my thinking that Tui would pinch hit for Figgins
Scrupio - April 26, 2010
Bruce Chen comes in to pick up the save
Words that should not be uttered
Gihyou - April 26, 2010
Is the game really in a commercial
Or does MLB.tv hate me?
ExiledToSoCal - April 26, 2010
should be back now
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
Pitching change.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
They cut it with Ichiro walking up to the plate...
And no word on the change. After losing an inning a while back I really didn’t want to miss this…
ExiledToSoCal - April 26, 2010
Who are you picking?
jackyz - April 26, 2010
Unfortunately, Mayweather
Smegmalicious - April 26, 2010
If Ichiro does not get a hit here all of Seattle will hate him forever
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
You speak for all of Seattle?
killer_ewok18 - April 26, 2010
Yes
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Who do you think you're talking to?
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Come on, Ichiro
It’s about time the M’s get a come-from-behind win in the 9th
craig3410 - April 26, 2010
Countrymen facing off right here
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Ichiro is from Panama?
Fin - April 26, 2010
You know how sometimes it's better to say nothing?
abender20 - April 26, 2010
Yes
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Oh God I'm so scared
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
82 mph meatball
CMON
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
I'm glad we're putting a rally together
But I wish it would happen before the 9th.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Nine for 17 vs. Chen.
thunderfangabe - April 26, 2010
Significant!
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
False hope!
kentroyals5 - April 26, 2010
aaaaand 0-2
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
Uh Ohs
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
awww Ichi K coming up...
Slurvey - April 26, 2010
Oh hell one strike left
Alto - April 26, 2010
Please dont K Ichiro.
I can’t believe they are pitching to you.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
C'monnnnnnnnn Asia!
JLC - April 26, 2010
Which Asia?
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
Rally!
Kirk - April 26, 2010
Rally snot llama?
BrianL - April 26, 2010
I've always hated these things
Torrid - April 26, 2010
This is amazing
appleshampoo - April 26, 2010
This has existed as long as I have known Internet.
It’s a seriously OG .gif.
Big Jared - April 26, 2010
Why wouldn't you pinch run for Buck?
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
That run doesn't mean anything
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
But he was clogging the bases
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
And I hate him
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
But he has the same name as the Unit!
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Buck?
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Oh Jesus...
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
I am beyond terrified
Alto - April 26, 2010
Dildos
abender20 - April 26, 2010
Sigh.
Ender15 - April 26, 2010
Aww gay
Poochie - April 26, 2010
Ichiro sucks :(
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
DFA EVERYONE
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
BURN THE TREE
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
Fuck this
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Shit balls supreme
Alto - April 26, 2010
HOLY FUCK SERIOUSLY?
BRUCE CHEN?
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
I think you mean Kyle Davies.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
God, I'm out of whiskey,
ExiledToSoCal - April 26, 2010
*passes a tumbler
wazzu93 - April 26, 2010
Boo.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
End of a very frustrating game.
Fin - April 26, 2010
Gross.
We’re gross.
okdan - April 26, 2010
Jason Kendall looks like a rat that has undergone chemo.
abender20 - April 26, 2010
I have some of those! well, radio.
It’s about right, actually.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
Worst week in Mariner history
Poochie - April 26, 2010
Bruce Chen
Looks like a dick
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
Burn the tree?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 26, 2010
CUT ICHIRO SUZUKI
THE BUM
WE SHOULD TRADE HIM FOR A WINNER LIKE RYAN HOWARD
craig3410 - April 26, 2010
Shucks
BrianL - April 26, 2010
What happened?!
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
We lost. 3-1
wazzu93 - April 26, 2010
What a depressing game, this "Base Ball".
RunningFool - April 26, 2010
I think it's safe now to assume that this team will lose the AL West.
Fuckmikereilly - April 26, 2010
Ian Snell
Seattle Savior
oscartehgrouch - April 26, 2010
"Tomorrow they get to face Zack Greinke. They'll throw Ian Snell at him."
I hope they do.
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I hate five game losing streaks
Poochie - April 26, 2010
I think this may aggravate Snell's inner ear problem
Gihyou - April 26, 2010
God we lost Felix take to Kyle Davies and Bruce Chen got the save.
MFAN - April 26, 2010
take?
Day.
MFAN - April 26, 2010
Balls.
Jesus Jones - April 26, 2010
Good thing there's this other sport called Hockey right now...
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Don't remind Jeff of that.
craig3410 - April 26, 2010
Yeah hockey has never disappointed
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
I'm Canadian, so not this year, no
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Not yet anyway
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
It's coming
Brian Floyd - April 26, 2010
What did Ichiro just swing at?!
Felix is King - April 26, 2010
This just SUCKS.
E-Lizz - April 26, 2010
Waiting for the inevitable 6 game losing streak.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
EVERYBODY OVERREACT!
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
KANSAS CITY IS GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JLC - April 26, 2010
They're going to get pounded by the Padres.
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
Aren't they a bit too old for that?
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
WE'RE NEVER WINNING ANOTHER ROAD GAME
BrianL - April 26, 2010
CHONE FIGGINS SHOULD DIE OF AIDS HE SUCKS SO MUCH!
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
WE'RE GOING TO FINISH 7-155
Kouvre - April 26, 2010
That would be miraculous.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
We have to give back our 2 road wins!?!!?
MFAN - April 26, 2010
You have to win at least 3 in a season for it to count. Look it up.
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
THE NCAA WILL PENALIZE THEM SOMEHOW
Kouvre - April 26, 2010
At least we'd get Harper
Avery Bowron - April 26, 2010
Nope!
MFAN - April 26, 2010
Fuck, you're right
Avery Bowron - April 26, 2010
Rendon!
I Lick Squirrels - April 26, 2010
We at elast get the guy from Rice.
w00tah - April 26, 2010
I want Anthony Rendon so bad it burns
JLC - April 26, 2010
Podsednik vs. Yuni for the batting title!
shinallsrevenge - April 26, 2010
Time to drink myself into an oblivion and attempt to pound out a sociology paper.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Lookout! Landing Xanga
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
I sure can't wait for these guys face Greinke tomorrow!
Alto - April 26, 2010
I know, Greinke sucks! 10-11 by tomorrow night guys!
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
First time the Royals won 2 in a row all year. Great.
thunderfangabe - April 26, 2010
We could really use more dingers
JLC - April 26, 2010
We can use more of anything other than suck right now
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
Wait, could you remind me what dingers are? I forgot.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
So did Griffey
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
I'm thinking sell high on Kotchman and buy low on Berkman.
The Astros are looking for dingers, too. No way they can say no to a Kotchman/Berkman swap!
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
No
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Glad you caught the sarcasm.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Nobody jokes about my man
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
My man!
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Don't worry, they won't demand Rob Johnson to be included in the deal.
Wilder. - April 26, 2010
Rob Johnson has a higher on base % than Ichiro
.378 to .364
Maury Povich - April 26, 2010
And yet people still hate on him
Dewey N - April 26, 2010
Completely reflexive at this point
Kermit. - April 26, 2010
"And the ball gets by Rob Johnson!"
Kermit. - April 26, 2010
Stop imitating Rob Johnson's alarm clock
Allen Wu - April 26, 2010
"All the way to the backstop!"
Kermit. - April 26, 2010
My opinion of his defensive prowess is formed strictly from listening to the radio.
So in sense, you could say a blind man can tell he sucks at defense.
Kermit. - April 26, 2010
Time to sell, Z!
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
This is annoying
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
Okay seriously
I know as Seattle sports fans there’s a certain amount of pessimism that comes along for the ride, but lately the amount of it in the gamethreads has been excessive.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
I don't want to sell.
juuuust a little bitty shake-up.
msb - April 26, 2010
Fix the DH position and I'm happy.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Our offensive production has been excessive as well.
Ian Smell - April 26, 2010
Oh wait, it really hasn't.
I get it.
Mariner John - April 26, 2010
It's been twenty games and we're three games out of first.
BrianL - April 26, 2010
Behind the A's
Aaron Campeau - April 26, 2010
We're doomed!
Brian Floyd - April 26, 2010
I feel like getting rid of the irritating nostalgia might cause the irritating pessimism to subside a bit.
Eyeball Kid - April 26, 2010
1995!
w00tah - April 26, 2010
Thers always next year...
jackyz - April 26, 2010
Not always
Jeff Sullivan - April 26, 2010
Not if you're the Royals and/or the Astros.
Coach Owens - April 26, 2010
The Expos ran out of string
Kermit. - April 26, 2010
And Vlad Guerrero loved him a game of Cat's Cradle.
abender20 - April 26, 2010
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