Tell your Senators to lose one more so my Sabres can finally lock up the division. The Mariners aren’t the only annoying team you’re following. Cant beat them to save our lives. At least let us have the division already!
Was the difference between Milton Bradley breaking his bat after striking out last night and Bradley going apeshit and killing all the first born in the stands
I bought it yesterday and was having problems with it, too, and that seemed to fix everything. But I came very close to cancelling it and causing a “scene” with the customer service department. That would show MLB. …right..?
sure, he was replacement-level, but as we’ve learned from the Yuniesky Betancourts, Jose Guillens and Jose Vidros of the world, it’s possible to be much, much worse
Sorry but this is a hockey comment
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Whoops
abender20 - April 6, 2010
This should be the Harlem Globepuckers.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
So now I finally know what it's like to have my thread nuked by a .gif
stupid hotel internet and crappy work computer
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Plus Jeff's gifs nuke things.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Now with reaction!
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
It is quite easy to understand what he's saying!
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Ugh.
Tell your Senators to lose one more so my Sabres can finally lock up the division. The Mariners aren’t the only annoying team you’re following. Cant beat them to save our lives. At least let us have the division already!
Slica - April 6, 2010
The first couple times I watched this, I didn't realise this was an own goal.
Hilarious.
joof - April 6, 2010
I just came a little...
and took the over. Nice lineup.
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
Yay for no Griffey hitting clean-up
Jb206 - April 6, 2010
That is an awesome lineup
No Griffey and no Sweeney, nice.
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Why were people getting upset Sweeney over Garko again?
We should just be pissed we don’t have a extra actual baseball player on the bench.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
On second thought "great" might have been a little aggressive
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Better than this time two years ago.
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
I took it to mean "best we've got against lefties"
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
It's pretty good against LHPs
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2010
This is a pretty good lineup. Everyone roughly average at least. That's not weak.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
If we project everyone to about average (and I haven't run the splits on any of 'em)...
and we know that at a bear minimum we have 27 plate appearances, then .327 (league average wOBA) x 27 plate appearances = 8.83 runs. Woo run support!
harkening - April 6, 2010
That's not quite how wOBA works.
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/the-joy-of-woba/
Terminator X - April 6, 2010
Shhhhhh....
Let him have his run support fantasies.
MT Olson - April 6, 2010
I forgot the 1.15 league average multiplier.
So sad. So what you’re saying is…our offense isn’t that good? Damn.
harkening - April 6, 2010
Old-man light
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
I'm comfortable with that
Here’s to Snell having the season of a lifetime
Corco - April 6, 2010
It still blows my mind that the players I hate the most always end up being mariners in the end
Figgins
Byrnes
Kotchman
Lee (pure jealousy, I admit it)
Weaver
Everett (goddamn it)
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Why in blue blazes you hate Casey Kotchman so much?
Corco - April 6, 2010
I dunno, just one of those weird things
You know those players that seem to get a hit every single time you see them bat? against the mariners?
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Albert Pujols slept with your mother and called you a bad name.
Then he stopped returning her calls.
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2010
Stopped returning her calls?!
Future stepdad come back! I love you!
Shit I think im doing it wrong
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Finally getting to post
After 24 hours of waiting to do so after creating an account. These west coast games are killing my sleep schedule
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
When did that start?
CapSea - April 6, 2010
A while back.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
My 24 hour wait period?
Yesterday at 8 ET
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
A while ago
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
zomg a girl
Corco - April 6, 2010
Crazy i know.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Oh dear
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
not many girls on these posts. interesting.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
There are a few, I'm just slightly worried now that Corco is onto you
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Oh well.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
But how is on to her?
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Could we not?
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Thats not what I intended.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Seriously for once.
I just worded that horribly.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
It's okay, I assumed you were just looking for a reaction.
You are the master of baiting.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Oh I see what you did there.
seattle_since_81 - April 6, 2010
I'm nothing if not subtle.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
should have given it up for Griffey! Lent like the rest of em.
cmccrack206 - April 6, 2010
We have to go one more night without pleasure?!?
This lineup sucks!
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
And Rec' for win.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
If he does anything...
I’ll just give him the bradley stare down like last night in the outfield
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I like you already
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
I have a bat ready to break over his face.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Why wait for him to do anything
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2010
That would seem unnecessary
Corco - April 6, 2010
Although I would welcome the opportunity to sue for large amounts of money
Corco - April 6, 2010
No such luck.
I’m broke after spending $120 for mlb.tv to watch west coast games.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I'd settle for your MLB.tv subscription so I can watch west coast games
Corco - April 6, 2010
If $120 is a large amount of money, I don't know what to tell you
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
I'm a college student.
Therefore, $120 = $1 million according to my math
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
This
Corco - April 6, 2010
Please refrain from these comments. Site rules.
Matthew - April 6, 2010
My bad
I thought +1 was banned but “This” was OK
Corco - April 6, 2010
No see that is where you are wrong.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
$120 is enough for me to drive to Kansas City, get a burger at Steak 'n Shake, and drive home
That’s worth getting beat in the head with a bat
Corco - April 6, 2010
Steak n shake sounds great right now
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Wait what?
That’s a deal
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
No deal.
But I still have the bat ready in case.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Why are you the way that you are?
Robert - April 6, 2010
Because Steak 'n Shake is delicious and only 675 miles away?
Corco - April 6, 2010
Oh nevermind that makes sense now.
Robert - April 6, 2010
This was my feeling till I got laid off.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
When I was in college, I lived off like $120 a month
Matthew - April 6, 2010
I saved up a lot of money
And then blew it all on baseball. Its worth it.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Hm, my friend who goes to UPenn can't seem to live off anything less than 15x that
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Damn rich kids
Matthew - April 6, 2010
What the hell can you possibly spend $2k a month on in college?
I barely spend $2k a month now and over 50% of that is rent
Matthew - April 6, 2010
two words
hookers & blow
cmccrack206 - April 6, 2010
& is not a word?
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
Correct
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Nope!
It’s a punctuation mark that is pronounced as the word “and.”
harkening - April 6, 2010
You english writing types make me confused
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
just like batman
it’s a symbol
cmccrack206 - April 6, 2010
Caps please, dudebro!
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
SYMBOL
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
PhD student from Orange County
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
The last two words are all that's required
Matthew - April 6, 2010
I'm not rich anymore
Thanks mlb.com
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
$120 is not the difference between rich and not
Matthew - April 6, 2010
That is completely context dependent and definition dependent
Corco - April 6, 2010
In my eyes
Anything over $20 is rich.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I'll give you $21 to hit Corco over the head with a baseball bat.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
I'll match that if we waive all allegations that I matched that
Corco - April 6, 2010
Your new fixation on suing everything is Coach Owensesqe
Robert - April 6, 2010
I want to sue Librocrat because he likely has more than $120
Corco - April 6, 2010
That is if you can find him
He hasn’t been around these parts in awhile.
seattle_since_81 - April 6, 2010
er...CapSea
Corco - April 6, 2010
Yes, that's the joke Corco.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Thanks, Eyebrows.
seattle_since_81 - April 6, 2010
That twat is fucking baller.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Done.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I spent 180 dollars today and I feel absolutely terrible and irresponsible.
Robert - April 6, 2010
I also buy a bagel every day
That ends up costing me a lot each month.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Bagels are delicious
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
Einstein Bros
Every single day. Dude at the counter has my order memorized.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
...Where's that?
CapSea - April 6, 2010
It's a chain of bagel shops.
Stop stalking the new girl.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
In... Seattle?
CapSea - April 6, 2010
No. I don't live in Seattle.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
You've never been to Einstein Bros?
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I have not.
And considering I’m Jewish it makes me sad I haven’t heard of this place.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Its amazing.
I’m Jewish as well. Thats not why i go there.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Careful now
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
They're in California and other places.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
There's one in Boulder
Corco - April 6, 2010
Ah. Have not been to bagel joints in California.
In New York though I did it every day twice a day
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Discuss your masturbation habits in the Griffey thread, not here.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Like those of us who chose to microwave their Einstein Bagels
cmccrack206 - April 6, 2010
.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
There are in fact TWO in Washington.
One at Seattle Pacific University (oh, the Christians!) and one at Ft. Lewish (oh, the military!).
harkening - April 6, 2010
Isn't "oh, the Christians!" and "oh, the military!" a little redundant?
Terminator X - April 6, 2010
There is no possible way this can end badly
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Hey guess what
Shouldn’t be going down that road here.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
I'm not a mod, but I'm pretty sure that's hinging really close to political/religion.
Not to mention I know several military members who aren’t Christian, and I’m Christian and not in the military. So, uh, go figure.
harkening - April 6, 2010
That's exciting
I expect everyone here to go.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Don't tell him!
Stalker.
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
You West Coast people
Are deprived of the good things in life. Driving so many miles of an Einstein Bros bagel….
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
We'd share the account
But I’m worried you would steal my credit card information.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Take it from me, that doesn't work
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
It worked last season
I shared with somebody in Seattle and never got a blackout error
Corco - April 6, 2010
I've never had a problem with it either.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Why are you the way that you are?
Robert - April 6, 2010
Is this directed at me?
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Corco!
Robert - April 6, 2010
This question is always directed at Corco
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
And occasionally Last Fan Of Jose Lopez.
Robert - April 6, 2010
What kind of retard would be a Jose Lopez fan?
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
The worst kind.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
I like acquiring money?
Corco - April 6, 2010
True.
Pre-emptive strike is best in these situations
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Welcome to LookoutLanding.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Thank you
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
After a game thread or two,
it will no longer be interesting. It will be explained by experience.
harkening - April 6, 2010
This is the most interesting baseball blog
I think I have ever read.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Oh just wait until the game starts :)
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
Have you read through the game threads from yesterday?
Welcome to LL by the way and way to jump right in.
seattle_since_81 - April 6, 2010
Oh yes.
I’ve read through a lot interesting posts.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Oh, no, the blog is fantastic!
The lack of girls is, uh…well, let’s just say there’s a reason for it.
harkening - April 6, 2010
Hello. Welcome to Lookout Landing.
Have you read this site at all? There are reasons for it.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
And I am a tard.
Thought you said there’s no reason for it.
My bad.
IGNORE ME!
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Yeah?
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Because y'all are so incredibly unattractive.
Ride a bike once in awhile.
Matthew - April 6, 2010
I ride a bike every day
Corco - April 6, 2010
Your personality is unattractive. Read a book once in awhile.
Matthew - April 6, 2010
And not the dictionary
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
I read a book every day
Corco - April 6, 2010
If your response is what I know it is I will drive to Wyoming to fag drag you myself
Robert - April 6, 2010
South Dakota is a nice state
Corco - April 6, 2010
Closer to the truth but not quite there...
Robert - April 6, 2010
Not all of us live in Portland.
harkening - April 6, 2010
Isn't it even more unattactive to watch a fat person in tight bike clothes?
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Hey man, I'm peddling as hard as I can.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Two fat guys on one bike. Priceless.
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
The double play twins?
harkening - April 6, 2010
Yuni had too much character for one face
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
and that's just the beginning
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
Was that a Yuni penis joke?
I am out.
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
Yeah I figured that out
But I think its hilarious.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Behave
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2010
We need to get a leash for Corco.
Goose - April 6, 2010
Kinky
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Why are you the way that you are?
Robert - April 6, 2010
Thats a rhetorical question
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
Amen to that sister
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Why are you the way that you are?
Robert - April 6, 2010
Lou Gehrig's Disease
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Ironic cause last night you made me feel like the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Robert - April 6, 2010
Gay
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
I was talking about your decision to draft Kyle Blanks
Robert - April 6, 2010
Dingers baby!
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Combine him with Yuni and we have our own Albert Pujols!
Robert - April 6, 2010
Albert Pujols does not possess the sixth tool that YuniKyle Blanksencourt would have
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Dinners baby!
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Mike Sweeney
Was the difference between Milton Bradley breaking his bat after striking out last night and Bradley going apeshit and killing all the first born in the stands
Trenchtown - April 6, 2010
We can laugh at the former later on.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Baseball!
But trouble with mlb.tv again… Anyone getting any video to function?
JMKaustin - April 6, 2010
Yanks/Sox worked for me earlier today
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Only getting one audio stream to work, no videos.
JMKaustin - April 6, 2010
Bal-TB is working for me right now.
drblacknwhite - April 6, 2010
Huh, thanks.
I’ll keep trying.
JMKaustin - April 6, 2010
They are having a lot of problems.
Try reinstalling the NexDef app
blueside714 - April 6, 2010
I updated adobe and it's working!
JMKaustin - April 6, 2010
sweet!
I bought it yesterday and was having problems with it, too, and that seemed to fix everything. But I came very close to cancelling it and causing a “scene” with the customer service department. That would show MLB. …right..?
blueside714 - April 6, 2010
You and the other eight hundred people that do it every year.
I’m sure they’re just about to change for the better because of it.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
I gave up on last nights game.
JMKaustin - April 6, 2010
SNELL!
YUM!
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Oh dear
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
A new girl in this thread makes me uneasy about this gif now.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Meh, look at that tongue!
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Damn new girl
Ruining it for everyone.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Are you sure you have never posted here?
You are following all the rules and fitting right in.
seattle_since_81 - April 6, 2010
Ok, you got me.
I’m E-Lizz.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Some people actually read the blog before joining
and the rules have been posted a fair few times lately.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Yeah, I know, I did that and it's not that hard to do
but it’s amazing to me how many don’t.
seattle_since_81 - April 6, 2010
Some of us read the blog before joining
and still manage to screw up on the rules.
magistermilitum - April 6, 2010
The reason I joined
Is because this blog basically narrates my every day thoughts.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I'm not sure whether that's a good thing.
It’s not.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
So you like beer then
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Eh.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
So you like beer then
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
God I blame mobiLLe and Corco for this
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
I liked how you got nervous talking to a girl
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
I want to point out that you're new, but you haven't used poor grammar and/or pissed anyone off.
See! It can be done!
katal - April 6, 2010
Thnx
i r3ally appr3Ciat3 it
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
God to the damn
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Hate.
SethGrandpa - April 6, 2010
My first thought...who's eyes are those?
kentroyals5 - April 6, 2010
*whose
kentroyals5 - April 6, 2010
New "Strike throwing" snell eyes.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
What is he licking
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
My soul
oh god my soul
its all purple now
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Dammit, that was one syllable away from being the best joint-haiku of all time
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Even on paper:
haiku 5-7-5
I can’t write poems.
harkening - April 6, 2010
pine tar
Jb206 - April 6, 2010
The strike zone.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Anything that comes close
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Judging by the eyes, LSD
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Hell, that GIF is making me wonder if I'VE been licking LSD...
Terminator X - April 6, 2010
I could make it Sweeney?
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Heh
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Better
Matthew - April 6, 2010
Though maybe it would be even better if you swapped the eyes onto Sweeney
Matthew - April 6, 2010
I agree
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Just a sec.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
You're a peach
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Both googly eyes?
Or just sweeney?
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Just Sweeney, please
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Seconded.
Terminator X - April 6, 2010
Ok if you refresh it should change.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Thanks, cupcake
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Fantastic!
Snell even has leering eyes
Matthew - April 6, 2010
It's even better because Snell appears to be smiling
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Well, my nightmares are about to take an interesting turn...
Terminator X - April 6, 2010
Marvelous
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
I can't tell if that's Ben Sheets, Mike Sweeney or some random golfer.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Really? It's Mike Sweeney.
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
The Nike hat threw me off.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Nike hats can make anybody look like a golfer.
Terminator X - April 6, 2010
Okay that's the right amount of creepy now
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Not what Nike had in mind
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
WONDERFUL!!
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
YES.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I no longer like Ian Snell
MT Olson - April 6, 2010
I wish this hadn't happened.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
On second glance I like it
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Two great tastes that taste great together!
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Chocolate and peanut butter!
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
I'm Officer Reeses, what happened here?
Terminator X - April 6, 2010
Nightmare fuel
robrun2 - April 6, 2010
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
I kind of hope that Lopez doesn't complete the Lopez challenge tonight since I can't drink anyway
and this will make it seem more impressive when he does homer
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Dallas Braden starting tonight?
Jb206 - April 6, 2010
Yeah
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
Got meselfs a nice new wide screen monitor
Time to see if I can take my posting to the next level.
Robert - April 6, 2010
Why are you the way that you are?
RunningFool - April 6, 2010
Because we like good posters?
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Because we like good posters?
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Because We Like Good Posters?
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Bullshit we don't
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
His name was Robert Paulsen?
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
I hate opening threads
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
I'll do it for you.
Robert - April 6, 2010
Closed game threads!
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Yeah
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
That was a great .gif
if it makes you feel any better
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
Make coffee after clicking!
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
And its your gif. Mines only 44Kb
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
That's not the reason
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
I hate when you have hat hair and you can't find your Seattle Mariners hat and you have to run to the store to buy dinner
Corco - April 6, 2010
I'll make it lick you?
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
Make it a clown licking Jeff! He'll like that one.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
I like how you are asking for permission, like you haven't done the gif already.
seattle_since_81 - April 6, 2010
You should photoshop it into the window behind Jeff's opening day picture
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Use your CBS fantasy baseball money to buy a better computer.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
I'd have to think this is pretty much the best lineup we can run out there.
Love that there’s no Griffey.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
Think of the poor souls who aren't jerking it because of him though
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
That was my first thought...
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
Yes, of course!
Won’t somebody think of the children!?
harkening - April 6, 2010
My old lady left the house for two hours
and I cursed Wak and Griffey!
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
Actually, "jerking it" is another term for masturbation
so I certainly hope you aren’t thinking of the children
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
As of this moment, I hate you.
Because, yes, that was the joke, and you just turned back on me—and worse, I laughed at it. Fuck you, seattlebruin.
harkening - April 6, 2010
We will be overrun with kittens.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
And a lack of baby jesus tears.
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
I hate that we were pretty good last year and Griffey made the team and played a decent amount
even though the two were not really related. All my Griffey-slobbing friends rubbed it in my face.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
I'm actually not that upset about it
sure, he was replacement-level, but as we’ve learned from the Yuniesky Betancourts, Jose Guillens and Jose Vidros of the world, it’s possible to be much, much worse
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
And I know, "it could be worse" is almost always a terrible justification for doing something
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
hurry for optimisim
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
I just wish we could have a DH that is above replacement level.
How long has it been since that was the case?
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
At least four years :(
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Jose Vidro had 1.2 WAR in 2007.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
That amazes me
I remember liking that we signed him initially because of his .300 average. I was a dumbass then.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
God he was so bad
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
You didn't sign him.
You actually traded for him! A few people might remember that around here.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
How's Fernando Rodney working out?
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Why you gotta be a dick?
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
I was drunk pretty much the entire year of 2007
so I’m not surprised I don’t remember all that clearly.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
Fuck you in the ass with a rabid stoat
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2010
See! People remember!
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Thought the exact same thing
Hopefully the boys bring the bats tonight and Snell returns to form of old!
mwalter - April 6, 2010 via mobile
Mark Teixiera: A rant
Has not gotten a hit tonight. He will halt my Beat the Streak at three games. There goes my winning $3 million dollars. Another Yankee ruins lives.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Hopefully the winner is going Teixiera the wealth.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
You would say that
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Amazing
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
You're funny.
But not really.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I disagree.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
How dare Yusmeiro my good name.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Wow!
JMKaustin - April 6, 2010
And now 0-3
Too bad i already bought that ferrari.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
If $120 to you is a million dollars..
Imagine what a million is?
blueside714 - April 6, 2010
Seriously.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
$8.33B
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
$8,333,333,333.
E-Lizz, when this happens, you should buy the Mariners. Then we can see how good these sabernerds are at actually running a franchise!
harkening - April 6, 2010
I would buy the Mariners
Why the hell not
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Nobody cares about your fantasy team.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Thanks.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
It's just kind of a rule around here.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
To be honest
I just needed a reason to say something bad about the yankees.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Mark Teixeira is a soulless robot and I hope he gets cancer of the motherboard.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
I'm not going to last very long in this thread, tonight, I don't think.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
At the game
Section 116 – just behind home plate on the first base side. Bought tickets off a season ticket holder for $38!!
If you’re here give a shout out, otherwise go M’s!!!
mwalter - April 6, 2010 via mobile
This Snoqualmie Casino commercial makes me want to end my life.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
Wooooo!
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
WRONG! SO WRONG!
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
Ahahahaha
Keep ’em coming!
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Bye Scruffy!
Hope you get enough recs to make it worth it.
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
This is the best .gif since Fett's GMZ .gif
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
You've said that about at least 2 of my gifs
In the last couple months.
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2010
You have said that like 5 times already
Robert - April 6, 2010
I am prone to hyperbole
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Hey me too
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Yeah, you and like every single other person ever
baahh-hahaha i hate myself
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
I'm the least prone to hyperbole in the history of the world.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Seems that Fett's GMZ.gif is the standard by which all others are judged.
magistermilitum - April 6, 2010
There's a reason for that
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
This changes everything :)
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
This changes everything :)
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
What
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
I'm surprised you have to ask
seeing as you said it twice.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
I love the corners of Jeff's mouth
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
So does Robert's tongue.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Ian Snell drinks your milkshake
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Drank it all up!
katal - April 6, 2010
Jeff's milkshake did bring all the boys to the yard.
seattle_since_81 - April 6, 2010
Just cracked open my first Aprihop of the year.
Baseball!
katal - April 6, 2010
I love that one!
JMKaustin - April 6, 2010
Elysian IPA here
This is opening day for me, since I was on a plane for the real opening day.
Feels good to be posting on the internet about baseball again.
maalox - April 6, 2010
ewww gross
Robert - April 6, 2010
False.
katal - April 6, 2010
Fried chicken is the best watch baseball on TV food
Thoughts?
Corco - April 6, 2010
Wings are pretty much my favorite watch sports food ever.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
But I guess wings are pretty much fried chicken with sauce so
yeah you’re right.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
Ian Snell is sporting the shavehawk
CapSea - April 6, 2010
It's like a mohawk except there's a lot less of it.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
League had something going on there too
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
League is much better looking than Snell so I let it slide.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
I think League is a really strange looking guy.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
Does he look like Mac from Always Sunny to you?
That’s who I see
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
Holy shit yeah
but a little more asian.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
The neck tattoo made me forgive him
LonelyintheBleachers - April 6, 2010
That one was sorta weird.
I am not gonna lie..
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
So...
M’s decided Rob Johnson’s homer was enough to keep him on the lineup today? Not that I have ever liked that guy till yesterday.
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
Nope, Moore is starting
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Adam Moore's the catcher tonight.
seattle_since_81 - April 6, 2010
All of one homer does not a good hitter make.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
That's true..
But when was the last time we saw him going deep?
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
Last night.
Did you not watch the game?
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Oops I meant wasn't
My apologies
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
mlb.com points out that with yesterdays game, Ichiro has officially been here 10 years, making him eligible for the Hall of Fame.
Goose - April 6, 2010
Woo Hoo!
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
You people sure are chatty!
bluemax - April 6, 2010
What do you mean by "you people"?!?
bluemax - April 6, 2010
Tonight is the battle of the foot
Ian Snell has a lead foot he keeps putting in the wrong place, Dallas Braden has no feeling in his lead foot at all.
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
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