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You just have to follow the rules, and the writers can’t be here all the time moderating every single comment so oftentimes the regulars will try to remind the new people.
No politics, no religion, no chatspeak (e.g. lol, ur, brb, +1), no trolling and no unwarranted hostility. Please capitalize and use comprehensible grammar.
Newcastle’s fans are called the Toon Army, which is based on how Geordies would say “town army”, and by the way the Geordie accent is the 2nd most impenetrable one in the UK to one in Scotland whose name escapes me right now.
That is correct. Even that crap that Brad Pitt was doing in “Snatch” (Irish Traveler) is easier to understand than those guys, and ITs are trying to be obscure.
…they’re managed by Harry Redknapp, who is like the Isiah Thomas of the EPL. Maybe not as bad of a coach, but he is hugely responsible for where Portsmouth is right now. He’s a carpet-bagging jerkwad.
The correct answer is Fulham. They play in London and even wear Yankees-like colors, but they aren’t a top-table team so nobody can call you a front-runner. Also, they’re owned by the dude whose son died in the Lady Di car crash.
But he will become a terrorist unless he roots for the Cottagers. Which, by the way, is the other reason they are awesome. Their stadium is called Craven Cottage.
You’re not going to root for a team based on location, are you? Root for the craziest guys in the land!
On a slightly more serious note, Roy Hodgson is a genius, fantastic at taking one of the smallest draws in the EPL and not only making it into a mid-table team but giving them a chance at winning the Europa Cup this year. AND they were in the final 8 in the FA Cup.
I was prickish a couple times, but for the most part tried to restrain myself. The new season always brings in a flood of newbies, some of whom don’t bother to read the LL rules, and act shocked when we ask them to follow them.
Bullpen usage was questionable--Kelley could've gone another, Lowe probably could've too. Don't mind Tex though, and he pitched well, just got unlucky.
Gotta wonder why Wak didn’t pinch hit for Jack Wilson in the 10th either. Yeah, Tui would have to play short, but letting Wilson hit seems like a move to not lose instead of going for the win in the 10th.
Nice job Lowe.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 6, 2010
Hooray!
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
Oy.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Took the words right out of my mouth
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
DOUBLE PLAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
KOTCHMAN! LOWE! DEFENSE!
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
That was just an unfair inning thrown by Lowe.
Pure dominance.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
So maybe Kotchman is okay.
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
I hate Andrew Bailey.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
Kosey Catchman!
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
RAH
Corco - April 6, 2010
Mooseknuckle!!
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Show Kurt's home run clip now
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
Great D!
Once again, Kotch’s glove is impressing me!
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
HEY GUYS THE JOKE HERE IS THAT THE TACO GUY IS STONED?
That means he smokes marihuana! GET IT
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
No. Explain it to me.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
You can't be the only one who hasn't figured it out.
I’ll put it in a FanShot tomorrow.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
DEFENSE!
Benne - April 6, 2010
If it weren't for the past five years we probably wouldn't have even noticed the Lopez play
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
lowe was nasty there
shumagorath - April 6, 2010
That was a sweet, sweet DP
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
Geico Commercials are approaching repugnance.
Assuming I spelled repugnance right.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 6, 2010
You did.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
Sweet turn, and scoop by Kotchman. Lowe looks fantastic.
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Skrotchman getting it done with the glove
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Are we going to lead the league in double plays?
JAH - April 6, 2010
On offense or defense?
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Both?
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
Yes?
JAH - April 6, 2010
Kotchman: Great offense one night
Great defense the next. Now he needs to put them both together on the same night.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Nice GIDP
ARock - April 6, 2010
Andrew Bailey!!
Fuck him!!
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
Damn, Geren really uses his top relievers.
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
A's bullpen = awesome.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Yeah, just a bit surprised he's using the same three guys he used last night
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
LET'S GO GUTI! POOP ALL OVER A PITCH!
chinn - April 6, 2010
Come on, Guti, more #3 hitter magic in the 9th.
drblacknwhite - April 6, 2010
Is Michael Wuertz the closer now?
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
Isn't Wuertz hurt?
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Yes
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
That's also possible.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
He is.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
On the 15 day DL I believe
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
No
He is on the DL.
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
the DL's closer
Freneau - April 6, 2010
Its amazing that we managed to get Kotchman by dumping Bill Hall's salary!
ARock - April 6, 2010
I love this team!
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
I smell Milton Bradley dinger....
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 6, 2010
Combination of salty and sweet.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Apparently I'm just smelling something else.
The Typical Idiot Fan - April 6, 2010
I love Franklin Guiterrez.
Slow Country - April 6, 2010
post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
That's cheating
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
WE'RE NOT COMMENTING FAST ENOUGH
Benne - April 6, 2010
I can list every single milepost on every single state highway in Washington and tell you what sign is at said milepost in reverse numerical order in single post increments if you would like
Corco - April 6, 2010
No one wants this ever.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
go go go go
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
What is the matter with you
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
He tries to much to be like 2009 Robert
Robert - April 6, 2010
I do charge for this service
$.01 per post
Corco - April 6, 2010
Adderall is a helluva drug
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Get to typing Corco!
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
Double in the gap.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
That's what she said.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
No it is not
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Never okay.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
WIN IT NOW WIN IT NOW
NO EXTRAS NO EXTRAS
JLC - April 6, 2010
GUTI!
God, I love you and your sexy ways.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
Errrr...
Was going to reply…then got excited. I lose.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
LL commenters explode SB Nation servers
Tonight at 11
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
If they survived yesterday they'll be fine today.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Neeeeeeeeed a baserunner...
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
SPEEEEEEEEED
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Gutz!
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
Guti with the speeeeeed!
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
SAFE1
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Yes!!
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Come on, Guti.
Hit one outta here
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
Speed!
drblacknwhite - April 6, 2010
So annoying!
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
Gutz!
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Santeria, your the greatess.
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
ATTA BOY GORILLA DICK
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFE
Alto - April 6, 2010
GUTI HUSTLE!
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
SAFE
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Our team is so fucking annoying
CapSea - April 6, 2010
I love speed.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
SAFETY!!
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
HE'S SAFEEEE BITCHES!!!
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Woo Woo!
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
YES SAFE YES YES YES
Not sure if the ump blew that, but I’ll take it
JLC - April 6, 2010
Nope, he was safe.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
Speed!!
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Way to go Gutz!
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
And the Oakland fans boo...
Come on now, the Raiders are still months away…
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Wow that was really, really close....
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
GUTZ!!!!!
Angels baseball!!!
MFAN - April 6, 2010
PLEASSSSE MILTON. PLEASEEEEE!
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
ANNOY FURTHER
cwel87 - April 6, 2010
I love Dave Sims...but
Holy hell his attempt at proper Guti pronunciation drives me batshit crazy.
wazzu93 - April 6, 2010
He asked Franklin how to pronounce it and that's what he told him
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
That's how Guti told him to pronounce it.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
It's the proper pronunciation.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
He asked Gutierrez and that's how he said to pronounce it.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Yes, I understand that and respect his attempt-but it still drives me nuts.
Kind of like Eyebrows and Jon Miller’s proper belTRAY thing.
wazzu93 - April 6, 2010
That's not how Beltre pronounces it though
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
agreed on Miller
seems vain to me, but maybe that’s wrong
Freneau - April 6, 2010
Time to answer the bell Milton
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Milton Bradley needs to do something useful here.
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
Gutierrez is faster than I thought. How sexual. How sexual indeed.
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
That is damn close
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
HIT IT TO KOUZ
JLC - April 6, 2010
It's bullshit run time!
Gihyou - April 6, 2010
BRADLEY TIME!!!!!
ARock - April 6, 2010
The sound of 6 booing Californians = aural ambrosia.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
GOODBYE BASEBALL!
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Now would be a good time to do it Milton
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
The WE chart is a perfect heart-beat chart
(I don’t actually know the correct term for those heart-beat chart things)
Benne - April 6, 2010
Cardiogram?
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
Yes. That thing.
Benne - April 6, 2010
I wish we had a team full of all speed guys.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
bunt or no bunt drama
Freneau - April 6, 2010
WHY DID MLB.TV PICK NOW TO DIE
Corco - April 6, 2010
oh jesus please let milton get a hit
i cant watch this
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Capitalize
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
I swear to God if he GIDP...
I will personally remove him from the lineup…
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
WHAT IS BRADLEY'S NICKNAME?
chinn - April 6, 2010
ANGERMAN
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
OK ANGERMAN POOP ALL OVER ONE
chinn - April 6, 2010
"Parker Brothers".
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Milton Bradley
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Bilton Mradley.
Slow Country - April 6, 2010
Brittle Madley
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
You're on fire tonight.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
PAPA ANACONDA
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
The Gamer
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Angry Black Man
Benne - April 6, 2010
UNCLE MILTY!
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
BLACK DYNAMITE
Kermit. - April 6, 2010
Mad Brad
Interficium - April 6, 2010
Damn, Milton's bat looks slow so far
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Man he's gonna K again.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Bradley is about to fuck the man
Robert - April 6, 2010
Come on Milton
Give me something for practically running home from my chem lab.
Mikky - April 6, 2010
Come on hit it to third
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
Hit n Run.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Milton look done to anybody else?
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
Seriously?
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Silva!
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Well Braden looks like the Cy Young and I think it's safe to call that now at this point in the season
JLC - April 6, 2010
It's been two days
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Carlos Silvia.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Give it time.
He’s understandably on edge starting this season. And it’s two games.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
Meh,
it is the beginning of the season.
Slow Country - April 6, 2010
Yes, two games is a perfect sample to decide someone is done.
Benne - April 6, 2010
during his at bat
the oakland radio guys said he’s “off to a slow start” or something like that
at the time he was, what, 0-6?
seems damn early
Freneau - April 6, 2010
CONTACT!
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Bah.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Ugh
d rod - April 6, 2010
Curses.
Mikky - April 6, 2010
That looked a lot better off the bat
JLC - April 6, 2010
Compared to?
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Compared to how far the ball actually traveled
JLC - April 6, 2010
Bradley has an anger hangover
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Double time, Loafie.
Guti will do the rest.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
RALLY FELIX
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
We should trade for Ross Gload.
He would come through in the clutch.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
He would probably only cost like Ichiro or maybe Felix.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Is Edgar Martinez available to pinch hit?
No?… How about Jay Buhner?…
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Griffey is!
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Griffey!
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
A-Rod!
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
Damn their outfield
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Other sites must type this a lot when they play us. Or something.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
God Lopez.
Let the poor pitches GO!
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Bradley is hitless so far... hmmm
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
Because two games is a significant sample size.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Holy shit you're right!
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Typical Lopez swinging at a ball out of the zone
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Hit a HR please
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
gosh damn way to waste a perfectly good infield hit guys
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I would enjoy a stolen base right now
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
I would accept a balk as well.
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
DO IT AGAIN CASEY!
I mean drive in runs, not another opposite field single.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Aw poor Casey
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
There there big guy
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Goddammit.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
We gonna have a Kanekoa sighting?
Dang Kotch. Too bad it was right at em.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
boooo not scoring
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
Boo
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Oh fishtits
Alto - April 6, 2010
Season over.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Angie...
Is seriously Bret Boone with a wig on… TELL ME I’M WRONG!
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Offense?
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Ugh.
ARock - April 6, 2010
Now they're asking Krueger's opinion DURING the game?
Come on
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
Sometimes I'm glad that I only have a radio.
Mikky - April 6, 2010
Angie Mentnik's name was cooler before she got married.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Marzetta?
msb - April 6, 2010
Arlotti I think
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
I bet he owns a sex swing.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
If Kreuger's hair could talk, I would totally listen.
Benne - April 6, 2010
I can't even take this game anymore
somehow a tie game against a division rival in the bottom of the 9th just isnt that exciting when in oakland
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
This is killing me
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Write it down, Mike Sweeney will be pitching in the 16th.
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
He throws a nasty eephus.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
IT'S TEIXEIRA TIME
No, not that Teixeira.
Benne - April 6, 2010
It's Texeira. Only one "i" for Kanekoa
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
I feel like we're out of relievers already
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Ichiro
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Casey is going to give me a bad name.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
This new sports desk thing looks weird as hell
Alto - April 6, 2010
Zombie Krueger!
Big Jared - April 6, 2010
Still 1-1, that's a relief....wait, bottom 9th? Uh-ohz
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
8th
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
Never Mind
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
Shhh...listen. Words of wisdom.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Perspective: Ian Snell SP Game tied 1-1. I'll take it.
We need a bit of offense!
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
Seems like a potential waste of a result not likely to be duplicated anytime soon by Snell
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
BEARD
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Can we somehow dupe the Yankees?
And sneak-trade the Teixeiras? Even though they are spelled differently, maybe the Yanks won’t notice…
Hey, they look a lot alike…
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
No way
Kotchman’s doing great!
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
But if he goes 0-4 tomorrow
I would re consider
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
We have two awesome Hawaiian relief pitchers!
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
We have two awesome looking Hawaiian relief pitchers!
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Mo pawh!!!
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Is...is that Cha Seung Baek?
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
LOL
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
No chatspeak please
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Sorry...
would “HAHAHAHHAHA” work?
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
Yes
Robert - April 6, 2010
Too much smiling.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
The perfect cover...
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Yes! Tex!
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
Please don't let them have a walkoff win Kanekoa and ruin my image of you.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Krakatoa!
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
WHY IS THIS NOT BRANDON LEAGUE
Robert - April 6, 2010
Texiera can keep going multiple innings if we go to extras
ARock - April 6, 2010
Damnit Guti you're good looking
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Hawai'i representing
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Kanekoa Texeira practices the ukelele in the offseason.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
I hate contact.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Burning through pitchers too quickly?
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
Guti cares not for your premature cheers
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
That beard is freaking awesome.
His first name being Kanekoa pretty much guarantees that I love him.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
God that is two HARD HIT balls
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
NOOOOO!
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Well. They are hitting the ball hard off him.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Man, they're hitting it hard off of Tex.
James F'n X - April 6, 2010
Okay, so this guy looks terrible
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Actually he looks awesome
His pitching might be a little shaky though
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
I'm not liking how this rookie debut is going.
Benne - April 6, 2010
This isn't good
He’s getting teed off on.
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
dear jesus, double play please
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
C'mon Hawaii
Corco - April 6, 2010
Okay, this is Murderball off Teixeira.
cwel87 - April 6, 2010
Can o cornTexeira
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Those aren't groundballs
More groundballs
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
OH SHIITTTTTTTTTTT
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Feck
Kermit. - April 6, 2010
Oh dear.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
FUCKING TITS
Corco - April 6, 2010
Are you fucking me
JLC - April 6, 2010
Uh oh.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
Well that just blew.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
Oh God
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
Great. Game over.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Have some faith
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
Fuck
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Lame.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Game over
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
Death spiral
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Oh boy.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Well, 1-1 I guess.
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
God damn it
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
NOOOOOO
Alto - April 6, 2010
Aw fishsticks.
Mikky - April 6, 2010
New pitcher, please.
James F'n X - April 6, 2010
We are fucked
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
Nice throw noodle arm.
Impersonating Chad Pennington.
Nojf33 - April 6, 2010
And it's the broken bat that's the double.
drblacknwhite - April 6, 2010
This game: personified
cwel87 - April 6, 2010
I immediately regret my declaration of love for this guy.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
Why the fuck would Texeira be smiling?!
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
He is the spy!
From Oakland!
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
I want to die
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Damn.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
STOP SMILING BUCK
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
Thank goodness this game is almost over
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Suddenly I see why maybe a 6 man bullpen is not a good idea
Corco - April 6, 2010
without a true long guy
Corco - April 6, 2010
OH gods
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
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Robert - April 6, 2010
I feel you
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
I'm not sure I understand your message.
James F'n X - April 6, 2010
Why put the rookie in?? Someone PLEASE TELL ME??
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
He's our only long reliever
Corco - April 6, 2010
Game still tied, Texeira is the other long guy.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Eh, Im still wondering why Kelley was yanked. That seemed like a waste given we are using a six
man pen
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Funny, our player's break bats in a different way
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
3rd year in a row?
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
Well fuck out cocks.
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
*our
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Well this is disappointing.
Benne - April 6, 2010
The good news, with that broken bat, so was the soul of the A's broken.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :((((((((((((((
ARock - April 6, 2010
I wonder what Wak is saying right now
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Throw the ball in such a way that no runs score
Corco - April 6, 2010
"I see you're playing baseball there."
DrunkAmerican - April 6, 2010
What a pussy ass way to win a game. At least we didn't use our best pitchers, WAK
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
Yeah only a clown team would win in annoying fashion
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
First pitch. Walk off single. Here it comes.
Prepare.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Use the bullpen better Wak.
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
Wait why would you pitch to him
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
why is the rookie pitching??
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Him being a rookie has nothing to do with anything.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
This question was answered the first time you asked it.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Load the base, bring League in
AND DOUBLE PLAY!!!
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
Come on, get a strikeout!
SHOW THOSE BULLPEN FUCKERS.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Not a fan of this bullpen management!
Poochie - April 6, 2010 via mobile
Texeira needs work
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Swap Wak for Bochy?
I hear that guy uses his bullpen well.
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
IBB
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
Kill me now
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Preferance?
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Pain
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
I'd walk Pennington
Corco - April 6, 2010
This isn't fitting unless they score on a pussy hit
JLC - April 6, 2010
Walk
d rod - April 6, 2010
Why are we not setting up the force at home?
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
This seems... suboptimal
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
I miss League.
Benne - April 6, 2010
SOMEBODY ELSE PITCHING PLEASE
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
why is the rookie pitching??
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Why is Chewbacca pitching??
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Capitalize!
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Because he's in our bullpen and is good
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Adam Moore just said "aaa'eee'ooiouiaeiou"
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
FIND A DRANO FILLED EXTREMIST AND EAT IT WAK
Robert - April 6, 2010
Is this one of those situations that a IBB is actually a good idea?
Seeing as the A’s only need any type of hit and there’s only one out.
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
I think this is an unintentional IBB and they're trying to get the A's to squeeze
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Ahh good call.
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
why is the rookie pitching??
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Stop.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
YOU JUST ASKED THAT
Corco - April 6, 2010
Because you touch yourself at night
JLC - April 6, 2010
We have this whole win on Opening Day, lose on a walkoff the second day thing down.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
WHY ARE WE PITCHING TO PENNINGTON
Corco - April 6, 2010
Well this inning isn't working out.
Felix is King - April 6, 2010
I think I'm going to turn this off now.
Send this guy back to the Yankees.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
OK 2-0 JUST WALK THE BASTARD
Corco - April 6, 2010
Why the fuck do you do a pitchout in that situation?
Benne - April 6, 2010
If they're running a suicide squeeze, the runner on third is gone.
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
The first time might have been guessing on the squeeze
Kermit. - April 6, 2010
Boo so late.
Kermit. - April 6, 2010
why is the rookie pitching??
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
BECOME INTIMATE WITH A SERRATED BAYONET AND THEN PULL THE TRIGGER OF THE THING SAID BAYONET IS ATTACHED TO
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
I think this might injure him
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
We showed you by not letting you steal home!
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
5.55600 kilometers
Robert - April 6, 2010
This might be an unintentional intentional walk
Pretty much just pitch around and see if he swings at junk…
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Like Beltre
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
SEASON OVER
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
Stop wasting time
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Okay so they're just going to throw him junk to try to catch the runner at third
Makes sense
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
THIS PITCHING IS SO GREAT
James F'n X - April 6, 2010
Why not just intentionally walk the guy if you're going to unintentionally intentionally walk him?
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Intentional walk on pitchouts
Interesting
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
why is the rookie pitching??
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Really?
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Haha nice.
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
NO
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
STOP FUCKING ASKING
IT’S BEEN ANSWERED
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
Rec'd
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
YOU ARE WORSE THAN MAGIC MIKE
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Why is the rookie posting?
krb - April 6, 2010
Take a seat
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Dinger right here.
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Or not.
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
I'm seriously afraid here
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
What the fuck were we doing there?
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Fuck Hawaii
Alto - April 6, 2010
If we don't get a DP I'm going to break things.
Benne - April 6, 2010
I'd take a force at home
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Bring in League.
Please?
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
The ol intentional unintentional walk
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
That was the most random walk ever
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
BRING IN FUCKING LEAGUE YOU SHITFUCK ASSHOLES
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
I FEEL COLD
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Whats our win expectancy here Jeff?
Robert - April 6, 2010
10%
ARock - April 6, 2010
Actually 16%
ARock - April 6, 2010
9%?
d rod - April 6, 2010
17%
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
Can Texeira miss bats?
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Yea, let's pretend to pitch to him.
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
HERE WE GO
RAJ-DAWG CAN GIDP WITH THE BEST OF THEM
Corco - April 6, 2010
why is the rookie pitching??
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Why is the rookie catching?
nadzor - April 6, 2010
I think you need to ask this a few more times.
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
GO FUCKING DIE
Benne - April 6, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
League time?
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Doomed.
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
WALK IN THE WINNING RUN GO!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
I'm supposed to be writing a paper right now.
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
Samsies
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
THROW STRIKES, COCKFUCK
James F'n X - April 6, 2010
Double play.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
oh vomit on my dick
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Serious K-Tex allergy, huh.
socks - April 6, 2010
Ugh
This game is balls now. :p
section331 - April 6, 2010
Walk Walk-Off
This is so easy to predict.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
That's exactly what I was thinking
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
Great, now he forgot how to throw strikes.
jullberg - April 6, 2010
DON'T WALK HIM TOO
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
I'm confused by the events that transpired in that at-bat
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Looks like I picked the wrong season to stop sniffing glue
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Swinging strike!
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Thank you Alfonzo
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
Oh Noes!
KarateManChan37 - April 6, 2010
he WENT!
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
Thanks Alfonzo
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
STRIKE OUT THIS RETARD
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Double play. Lets GO!!
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
This is not going to end well
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
That walk raised our WE by 1%
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
NICE!
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
Incremental improvement!
yakvalleycardinal - April 6, 2010
1-1 HERE COMES THE SUN
Corco - April 6, 2010
Thank god he didn't catch that.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
How is the rookie pitching???
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Really well
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Great!
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Like a really bad pitcher.
James F'n X - April 6, 2010
BETTER
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Probably scores if he catches that.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Lets go lets go
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
Ahhh.. That would have been sweet.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
OK 1-2 HERE WE GO GO GO
Corco - April 6, 2010
K!
BrianL - April 6, 2010
YESSSSSSSSS FUCK YESSS
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
K!!!!
drblacknwhite - April 6, 2010
YES!!!!!!!
the other side - April 6, 2010
HUGE
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
FUCK YES
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
YESSSSSSSS
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Oooh sexy.
One more.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
YESS!!
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
OMGOGMOGMGOMGOGM"OMG
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
Woooo Tex!!!
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
SUCK ON THAT OAKLAND
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Wow. What the hell just happened?
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
HOLY SHIT
Alto - April 6, 2010
FUCKING KKKKKKK!!!! YEAH!
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
YES!
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
TEX!!
MFAN - April 6, 2010
FEAR THE BEARD
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
Oh shit Niehaus liked that strike out
Kermit. - April 6, 2010
ALOHA AND MAHALO
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
K!
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
Holy shit, he struck him out!
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
That was pretty.
yakvalleycardinal - April 6, 2010
good he didnt catch that runner would have tagged
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
K
Now we’re really doomed.
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
TEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nojf33 - April 6, 2010
YES
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
GOOOO I MINUS!
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
THATS WHY THE ROOKIE IS PITCHING
FUCK
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
HOLY SHIT
Benne - April 6, 2010
That was a good result
JLC - April 6, 2010
Sit on it, Casey
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
YES!!!!
S NAP!!! RAH!!!
Corco - April 6, 2010
CLUTCH
Kanekoa Texeira has proven to me that it exists.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
KAMEHAMEHA
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Wow. I am in shock.
How do you swing at that?!
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
It's Rajai Davis.
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
HAWAII IS PART OF AMERICA!
Corco - April 6, 2010
Neck beard filth
Big Jared - April 6, 2010
If Rob Johnson is catching the game is over now
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
FUCK YEA lets go
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
okay my nervousness is up to a ridiculous level at this point
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Unbelievable
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
Who is the rookie pitching???
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
COME ON
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
That looked like a strike
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
ESPN Gamecast says both of the first pitches were strikes.
magistermilitum - April 6, 2010
Me heart
beastwarking - April 6, 2010
NO WALK THIS GUY!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
Ah crap.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
GET DARIC BARTON
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
NO DAMMIT NO
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
OK PITCH TO CONTACT DON'T TRY TO STRIKE HIM OUT
Corco - April 6, 2010
Please God don't go to 3-0...
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
How are these balls?
Felix is King - April 6, 2010
That looked like a ball.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
FUCK
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
Oh God
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
No walk off walk, please.
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
Ugh. Don't walk in the loss, dude.
Don’t be that guy.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
Strikeout put us to 33%
ARock - April 6, 2010
Do win expectancy percentages change by the pitch or the at-bat?
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
At-bat.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
That first pitch was such a strike.
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
THROW IT OVER THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE PLATE AND LET GUTZ CATCH IT AT THE TRACK
Corco - April 6, 2010
Let's get this over with
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
Salami time
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Walking in the run is really anti-climactic, we're trying to take the joy away from the A's
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
Good take!
James F'n X - April 6, 2010
First ninth inning butterflies of the season.
jullberg - April 6, 2010
Barton has no intention of swinging
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
TRY SWINGING FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, BARTON
JLC - April 6, 2010
Throw strikes, we have the best defense in baseball
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
Daric Barton looks like he should be wearing a sweater around his neck right now
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
Well Barton sucks with the bases loaded.
Yay 12 AB!
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU WANT TO WALK HIM!?! WALK HIM!!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
Gimme strike, NOW
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
OH THANK GOD
Corco - April 6, 2010
NOOOO
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
BrianL - April 6, 2010
TEX PLEASE
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I'm going to pass out.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
NO
d rod - April 6, 2010
This is great.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Oh shit....
the other side - April 6, 2010
Fuck.
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
Oh God
Just lob it and let Gutz catch it.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Please don't
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
FUCK FUCK FUCK
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
STOP DOING THAT TEXEIRA
Alto - April 6, 2010
PLEASE GOD NO WALKOFF WALK
Benne - April 6, 2010
This is making my heart hurt.
section331 - April 6, 2010
WE'RE BONED!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
BEDARD WILL BE READY TO BE ACTIVATED TOMORROW, RIGHT?
Corco - April 6, 2010
FUCK
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
I think I have to close my eyes.
InSpokane - April 6, 2010
COME ON YOU PORTUGUESE JEW
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Fail.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Texiera's etymology if Portuguese and most specifically Portuguese of Jewish descent.
So suck my left one sunshine.
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Yeah but it's stupid and not amusing, cupcake.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
For the love of God stop trying to pick fights.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
You're being an asshole and should stop.
TheBishop - April 6, 2010
Yes it is
Nobody cares what you think. Go the fuck away.
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
You're going to fucking hate this website so do yourself and all of the rest of us a favor and go away
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Sweet Jesus
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
I love this website!
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Stop being a flaming douche and people will put up with you
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Well I'm very happy for you.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Stop trolling and being a dick.
It’s annoying when you do it at FG, it’s annoying when you do it here.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
FG has essentially become unreadable IMO
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Yes!
circa81 - April 6, 2010
It's readable, just not fun.
DrunkAmerican - April 6, 2010
It needs Jeff Sullivan to take it over.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Or abender to stop trying to be a doctor.
DrunkAmerican - April 6, 2010
Jesus.
When I (of all people) tell you to shut the FUCK up, you should take note.
kevin_ess - April 6, 2010
What did I do that was so bad?
circa81 - April 6, 2010
When asked to respect the site rules you acted like a petulant twat and proceeded to try to pick fights.
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
I didn't break site rules. You were talking to someone else.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
No unwarranted hostility is a site rule
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Sorry if I take offense to "jew" but you can't call that unwarranted.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
If you think that was bad (it was an atymology joke for Christ's sake)
you should really leave now.
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
If something is funny, it doesn't bother me.
When Jeff makes comments, it’s funny. And really, all I said was “fail.”
Sorry for being hostile.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Passive-aggressive sniping also counts as unwarranted hostility.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
You are just mad because I disagreed with you on FG regarding the Whitehurst trade.
Right?
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Why bring arguments over here?
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
No.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
We make far worse jokes than that here and if you get offended by jokes of that nature there are plenty of other Mariners blogs on the internet
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Yeah but I come here, and have been for a while, for Jeff and Matthew (and Graham and Jon).. I don't even know who the fuck you are.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
If you don't like the comments then stick to the front page posts.
Plenty of other people do.
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
If you don't know who OlSalty is you haven't been reading the comments for very long.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
He posts like all the time
What the heck
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
OlSalty's kind of one of the king spammers on LL, dude.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Somebody that Jeff and Matthew like very much.
Robert - April 6, 2010
You don't really have to know who we are
You just have to follow the rules, and the writers can’t be here all the time moderating every single comment so oftentimes the regulars will try to remind the new people.
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Remind them or tell them to leave?
circa81 - April 6, 2010
We are nice to begin with.
When people don’t respond to nice we tell them to leave. This isn’t rocket science.
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
You know who else was nice to begin with?
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
The jews!
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Really, please stop and take a break.
You’re not doing much right now to endear yourself to anyone here.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
Dude, get over yourself.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Be less of a raving cock sore
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
You were reminded nicely, then proceeded to act like a dickrag over someone correcting you
That tells us you don’t really give two shits about following the rules. And if that’s the case then yeah, you can go away.
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
What rules did I break?
Hostility? Dude, I’m the least hostile person ever.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
I would be tickled if we could just end this subthread
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
It looks like you'd break in two if you were tickled.
Three shirts and still look like a holocaust victim? You must be super self-conscious.
Okay, now ban me. Thanks!
circa81 - April 6, 2010
I haven't read nearly enough of tonight's game thread to know what your deal is so let's all just shut up and move on
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Contrary to popular belief, Jew is not always a racial slur.
Sometimes it is merely a description of a person’s background.
And also the easily offended part.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
That's true, but "dirty Irishman" is always a racial slur.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Yes, when connected with the proper adjective it is.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
Exactly.
And is there a more proper adjective for Irishman than “dirty”?
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
`
BrianL - April 6, 2010
What is wrong with you
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Did I miss your debut? Ugh.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
I like cupcakes.
JLC - April 6, 2010
I believe the proper terminology is "Sepharidic Jew".
Anti-semite.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Thank you.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Just throw a 85 mph fastball down the middle
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Make him beat you, Tex
circa81 - April 6, 2010
I CANT BREATHE
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
FUCK
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Throw fucking strikes
aussie_chop - April 6, 2010
AHH! Throw a strike.
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
FUCK
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Guarantee you Barton takes.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Don't don't don't
Mikky - April 6, 2010
FUCK
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
tick tick tick..
Freneau - April 6, 2010
1-161
This worked last night.
James F'n X - April 6, 2010
This sucks for Texeira.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
Just throw a cookie.
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
FUCK
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Subject of meeting:
Throw a strike
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
FUCK
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
FUCK
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
DO IT SAYID
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Clutch Lost reference
I actually laughed out loud when I saw this. I figured you deserved to know.
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
So you LOL'd?
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Non-stop pickoff moves!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS MORE
WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHOULD HE THROW A STRIKE?
JLC - April 6, 2010
CAN WE PUT KELLEY BACK IN
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
FUCKING MLBTV TIMED OUT WAHT IS HAPPENIGN
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
CANNOT TYPE UNDER SUCH STRESS
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Flyout to Byrnes
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
Inning over
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
in case my video feed is delayed, i'm ignoring you fools- Go Tex!
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
WHY IS THIS ROOKIE PITCHING!!!!!!
Nojf33 - April 6, 2010
MY FUCKING HEART!
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the other side - April 6, 2010
I LOVE YOU KANEKOA TEXEIRA
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
OH MY GOD
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
YES YES YES YES
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
BrianL - April 6, 2010
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
THANK FUCKING GOD
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
Ahhhhhhhhhh YES
Mikky - April 6, 2010
JUST THROW THE BALL OVER THE FUCKING PLATE
Corco - April 6, 2010
YES
d rod - April 6, 2010
SEX!!!!!!!!
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Fuck Yeah!!!!
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
YES
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
RELIEF
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
HOLY SHIT
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
AHHHHHHHHH
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
POP UP SUCK IT DARIC
Alto - April 6, 2010
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK YES
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
ColeFitz88 - April 6, 2010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
HEY OAKLAND
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
SLOB ON MY KNOB
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
THANK YOU GOD
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
KRAKATOA ERUPTS!
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EXTRA BASEBALL!
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corco - April 6, 2010
FUCK YEAH!!
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
That's fucking why you ho
cwel87 - April 6, 2010
OH!!!
OH MY GOD
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
YEAH ROOKIE GO MAUI GO
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
YES!
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Texeria...pumped up!
MFAN - April 6, 2010
WE
GOT
OUT
OF
IT!
Interesting.
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
fuck yeah rooooooike!!!!!!
Astrobiology - April 6, 2010
Oakland sucks, look at what throwing strikes does for you!
Gihyou - April 6, 2010
FUCK YEA
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
FUCKING FUCK YES
cwel87 - April 6, 2010
I take back most of the things I just said about you.
JAH - April 6, 2010
We escaped somehow.
I am amazed.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
HOORAH!!!
Corco - April 6, 2010
Whew
CapSea - April 6, 2010
That just improved our win chance to 103%.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
WHY WOULD YOU EVER SWING THERE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
Oh, dear God....
section331 - April 6, 2010
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
YES YES HOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE BE RIGHT BACK
Benne - April 6, 2010
GO AMERICA!
Go mariners
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
Breathe dude
Kermit. - April 6, 2010
WHAT HAPPENED OMG
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
why mlbtv why
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Flyout to Byrnes
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
Fly out to left
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Mini orgasm
aussie_chop - April 6, 2010
1-1. This new crew is going to need TUMS in the dugout
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
YOU CANT HAVE HIM BACK YANKEES HE IS OURS
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
JLC - April 6, 2010
I CAN FEEL MY PULSE EVERYWHERE
FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
That's kinda gross.
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
I HOPE ALL OF OUR GAMES ARE LIKE THIS
Corco - April 6, 2010
I HOPE YOU PAY FOR MY ULCER MEDICATION
section331 - April 6, 2010
I CAN'T RESPOND TO THAT COMMENT WITHOUT BREAKING SEVERAL RULES
Corco - April 6, 2010
ARGH DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU SAYING THIS IS THE SAME AS YOU SAYING THE THINGS THAT BREAK THE RULES
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
NO SINCE THERE WERE SEVERAL POSSIBLE DIRECTIONS I COULD HAVE TAKEN IT, ALL OF WHICH BROKE RULES
I DID NOT SPECIFY WHICH ONE
Corco - April 6, 2010
I'M SORRY
section331 - April 6, 2010
Holy shitballs.
I’m shaking. Win it for the dude someone.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
THANK YOU FOR BEING AN IDIOT DARIC
I owe you one.
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
Holy shit, I can't believe we didn't just lose the game
This kid has never pitched above AA ball and he gets out of that mess
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
OK Hawaii you're cool again
Alto - April 6, 2010
MORE BASEBALL FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the other side - April 6, 2010
HOLY SHIT! SHIT JUST FLEW OUT OF MY ASS IN TO THAT RECEPTICLE!
beastwarking - April 6, 2010
I just figured out that I can skip 100% of these comments
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
I had a few pretty sweet puns earlier that are worth a looksie.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Oh hey thanks!
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
NO! SHIT SHIT SHIT! WE SUCK! WAIT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! WE'RE AWESOME!
(recap)
Spider Jerusalem - April 6, 2010
Is I-minus an appropriate nickname or is it too thief like?
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
God is real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he does love the homeless and their look alikes!!!!!!!!!!
Trenchtown - April 6, 2010
This.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
YEAHHHHH
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
I LOVE BASEBALL!!
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
THAT'S WHY THE ROOKIE WAS PITCHING, YOU ARSE
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
that was exhilarating!
shumagorath - April 6, 2010
SOMEONE RAPE THAT BUFFALO
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
WORD
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
RAPE THE MOON TOO
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Guys i think i seriously just shit my pants after that
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
"Hey guys we could win this!"
Best half inning of the game?
magistermilitum - April 6, 2010
Byrnes needs to come through here.
Felix is King - April 6, 2010
Did somebody say sexxxtras?? ;)
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
I know I did
aussie_chop - April 6, 2010
I like this guy. Good find Z
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
Back to 50% WE
Let’s fucking roll. DEFY THE ODDS OH BASEBALL GODS
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
LET'S SEND IT INTO OVERTIME!
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
Extra innings.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Buffalo Wild Wings disagrees
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
Wak is a fucking master mind!
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Why is this rookie pitching?
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
If this becomes a meme I'm going to kill myself
JLC - April 6, 2010
I say we kill it already.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
I will murder the families of people who repeat this line before offing myself, however.
JLC - April 6, 2010
It's already dead
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Yesssssss
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Good news for me!
JLC - April 6, 2010
Good stuff.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
I don't want it to become one either
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
We should refrain from making that a thing.
DrunkAmerican - April 6, 2010
A
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Okay this guy blows. Score a run!
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
Edwar looks like a fucking alien.
beastwarking - April 6, 2010
Is it Edwar?
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
I just peed my pants.
Ef the yankees - April 6, 2010
That made my sphincter twitch a little bit.
InSpokane - April 6, 2010
We need an eXXXXXXXXtras thread
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
Haha
“Edwar, without the ‘d’…”
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
First extra inning game in MLB, isn't it?
drblacknwhite - April 6, 2010
Byrnes thought that foul ball was a pop-up.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
he was just playing the odds
jullberg - April 6, 2010
Edwar's an Athletic now what the hell
Alto - April 6, 2010
I think he changed teams at least twice.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
I thought Edwar threw nothing but 100MPH?
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
Wrong reliever evidently.
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
Hahahahaha.
He hit a groundball and looked straight up.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA BYRNES
I like how he looked up like it was a pop up and was surprised that it went off to the side instead.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
First thing Byrnes did after he swung?
Looked straight up in the air. Hahaha
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
There is something wrong with Byrnes.
Nojf33 - April 6, 2010
He is a retarded gazelle
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
.
aguay - April 6, 2010
It's the glasses.
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
This is amazing.
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
I love you.
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
Breathe into the mic.
Big Jared - April 6, 2010
Where do you get all these pictures?
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
So now we play who has more pitchers.
the other side - April 6, 2010
They do
Corco - April 6, 2010
Damn, we lost that game.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Edwar "Without the D" Ramirez looks nice immediately after LP:
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
Anyone else think Byrnes looks like Pedro Cerrano out there?
Those low breaking balls are TORCHING him.
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Except he cannot hit straightball very much.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
I swear, he tried to turn that into a strike by kneeling.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Byrnes doesn't just suck, he actively tries to destroy his team.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
He held off that one, I starting to think he was Michael Saunders...
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
My urinary and GI tracts were unaffected.
ningwers - April 6, 2010
mine were greatly affected
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Hey, Ningwers
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Hey!
The eastern time zone sucks ass. This had better not go on too much longer.
ningwers - April 6, 2010
Sadly the assholes with the bats in their hands have other plans...
ningwers - April 6, 2010
I am so sorry :(
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Makes ME happy to see you around though.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Likewise!
I’m just counting down the days until the semester ends and I’m free to watch baseball on a regular basis.
ningwers - April 6, 2010
I hope the days fly by for you.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
I hate the name Edwar
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Groundout! Progress
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Fail.
Felix is King - April 6, 2010
Fricking Byrnes
ARock - April 6, 2010
Progress!
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Extras? Already?
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
You know it
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
EXTRAS!
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Boringstras :(
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
I couldn't even handle innings 6-9. And I come back to this?
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Would anyone like to get a hit?
Anyone?
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Just smack me
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Why does Adam Moore swing at everything. Take a pitch bud.
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Annnnnnd Jack Wilson.
Who is pitching next inning?
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Good news!
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
I assume they will stick with the rookie, can't blow through the whole pen tonight
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
PLEASE HAVE BASERUNNERS AND DRIVE THOSE BASERUNNERS IN PLZ OKAY
Benne - April 6, 2010
Or a HR
d rod - April 6, 2010
HIT A DINGER YOU UGLY BASTARD
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
DON'T WORRY, HE WILSON
CapSea - April 6, 2010
This is why Jeff cannot skip all the comments.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
I like to leave him little nuggets of goodness.
Like coming home after leaving the rabbit loose in your bedroom.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
We need this win before we face Duchscherer (sp?) tomorrow
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
I thought he was injured?
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Most times of the year, you'd be right.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
Doucherererer
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
This game could use more Rob Johnson
JLC - April 6, 2010
That is something I never thought I'd ever see in print.
Kermit. - April 6, 2010
God that kid swings at everything.
Slow Country - April 6, 2010
There are more people in this game thread
Than there are actually AT the game.
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
HAHA
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
But true.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Haha
So true, so true
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
That place is packed.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
I don't like that Jack Wilson is allowed to own a baseball bat.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Jack Wilson has to homer at some point.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Lean into that you sissy.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Well...
At least Ichiro leads off the top of the 11th…
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Just let it hit you, Jack!
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
Lean into it Jack
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Turn into that, Jack!
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
GOD
BrianL - April 6, 2010
I can't believe Jack Wilson used to hit 2nd for the Pirates.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
I can.
Easily.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
I can.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
I love the Safe.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Nice hair Eric
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
OH GOD NOT AGAIN
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
Did he actually get it this time?
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Cool hair Byrnesy
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
DAMMIT RAJAI DAVIS
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
FUCK YOU RAJAI
Alto - April 6, 2010
I don't like Rajai Davis
drblacknwhite - April 6, 2010
I don't like Rajai Davis.
Mikky - April 6, 2010
Weeeeird
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Rally hair. Oh yes.
Big Jared - April 6, 2010
FUCK GOOD DEFENSE WHEN IT'S AGAINST US
Benne - April 6, 2010
Wonder if he actually caught that one
Rudy4three - April 6, 2010
Well that was annoying as hell
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
Oh my Byrnes your hair is ridiculous
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
Ah well. Almost.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Damn, nice catch
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
NOT a trap this time
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
I swear if that was another trap...
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
Gutz!
Oh, wait a sec…
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Whatever umps you fucking owe us one
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Well, that's a fish
Corco - April 6, 2010
FUCK RAJAI DAVIS
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NAME IS RAJAI ANYWAY?
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
A future pedophiles.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS
Benne - April 6, 2010
Eight-year-olds, dude.
Mikky - April 6, 2010
I don't like RAJAIIIIIII either
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Who the hell said other teams could have good defense?
JAH - April 6, 2010
In play, Out(s)
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
That would have been a nice time for a make-up call
Gihyou - April 6, 2010
Byrnes hair = awesome
section331 - April 6, 2010
I would hate Rajai more if he didn't K last inning.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Just means Ichiro homerun.
JAH - April 6, 2010
If we get there.
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
Pinch hitters!
Roy Weaver Stuckey - April 6, 2010
Aardsma in
Game extended!
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
Or not
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
Why doesn't Wak pinch hit?
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Unless the pinch hitter is really good and the hitter is really bad, there's little to gain
Corco - April 6, 2010
Since players generally take a huge performance hit when they come off the bench
Corco - April 6, 2010
Jack Wilson fits the really bad part
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
There's not a really good to complement him though
Corco - April 6, 2010
We don't currently have a backup Shortstop.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Wasn't 2010
supposed to be the year of short M’s games?
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
We're in extra innings after only 2 1/2 hours.
Benne - April 6, 2010
Unlike Yankees/Sox games that last 3 1/2 hrs
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
Yeah, it's not exactly Yankees/Red Sox
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Maybe he's settled in now....
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
STRIKE THE FUCK OUT YOU NON-HUGGING SWEENEY
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Wish granted!
section331 - April 6, 2010
WOO I'M MAGIC!!!
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Quick, wish something else!
section331 - April 6, 2010
GIDP!
Karma Police - April 6, 2010
DIE OF AIDS YOU NON-MARINER SUZUKI
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Oh, dear....
section331 - April 6, 2010
FUCK
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
I don't know about this.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Gamedays so fucking slow
perfectstrat - April 6, 2010
I Love You Texiera
C-Nage - April 6, 2010
Now that Tex got all those butterflies out it'll be nothing but smooth sailing...
Oh wait.
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
RIDE THE KOA
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
At least he misses low.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
HOLY CRAP WHO IS THAT BIG FUCKER? IS THAT TEIXEIRA?
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
....yes?
section331 - April 6, 2010
New nickname - The Big Fucker
James F'n X - April 6, 2010
FUCK YEAH IT IS!
JLC - April 6, 2010
It's the ghost of Carlos Silva...
Come to haunt us!
Slow Country - April 6, 2010
I guess you lose a lot of weight when you die.
section331 - April 6, 2010
He's cute!
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Totally!
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
You missed the incredibly dramatic ninth inning I take it?
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
I left for the last 3 innings
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Never mind, you get to see a replay now.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Seriously
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
SWOOOOOOOOOOON
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
They should remove the foul screen in Oakland.
It would lend an air of excitement to the games.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Yay Hawaii
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
KAMEHAMEHA BITCHES
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Woo Woo!
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
No way is he only 190 lbs
Roy Weaver Stuckey - April 6, 2010
SWINGING K!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
KANEKOA K!!!!!
Benne - April 6, 2010
K!
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Nice!
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
Yup. Alotta K's in that Hawaiian language,
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
WOW!!
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Hmm not bad.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Back on the Beardwagon.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
I think I'm going to like this big fucker
JLC - April 6, 2010
Kotex K's!
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
That was a strike.
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
I'm hoping Teixera gets an easy popup.
So that it will be a KenaKoarn for Ichiro.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Thats a strike
BRKLN M'S - April 6, 2010
Texeira is pleasantly good at this pitching thing
cwel87 - April 6, 2010
Look at that pitch. Its sick.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
10,090 was that paid attendance apparently
Sad.
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
*the
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
Angels have an out in the bottom of the 9th, none on, they need 2
ARock - April 6, 2010
I hope they get 1 and with the bases loaded fail miserably
beastwarking - April 6, 2010
YUNI WOULD'VE MADE THAT
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
Look worse I mean.
Would’ve made that look worse.
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
False.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
hahah
Freneau - April 6, 2010
You are correct and I have awarded you a gold star
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Eh, not bad.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Lots of balls are going past Wilson
Overrated I say!
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Fucker Jeter'd it.
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Benne - April 6, 2010
Is there anyone left in the bullpen?
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Aardsma, White, League, all of whom pitched yesterday.
drblacknwhite - April 6, 2010
This is why I don't understand taking Kelley out when we did.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
They were stretching him out as a potential 5th starter in ST weren't they?
Kermit. - April 6, 2010
Not really, they already had too many internal candidates
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Ok, thought I'd read they bumped him up to 60 pitches towards the end.
Kermit. - April 6, 2010
Yeah, but like Brett was saying, it's more for long relief work so we can go with a six man bullpen then actual starting work
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
I don't think it was to be a starter, I think it was just to make the 6 man pen work more smoothly
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Suzuki AB music brought to you by the year 2005
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
Ruh Roh Suzuki GW home run time.
JetersNeverProsper - April 6, 2010
Not 'til next inning.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
People still say "ruh roh"?
Benne - April 6, 2010
We scored our run on a balk and a wild pitch
GET GRIFFDAWG IN THE GAME ALREADY
JLC - April 6, 2010
Wilson, you gotta get those...we didn't bring you here for your bat
Mejeh - April 6, 2010
looked good
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
Well good thing this game isn't as scary as last night's or anything
Nick S - April 6, 2010
Were there masks and clowns at last night's game?
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
It isn't exciting till the bases are loaded for Kanekoa
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
I guess I have to learn to spell Texeira.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Beltre would have gotten that.
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Here we go again.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
FUCKING BULLOCKS
Corco - April 6, 2010
These hits are kind of shitty.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
I want League.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Texeira's definitely exciting.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
I've never seen someone give up 4 hits on weaker contact.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Please just take him out before my heart gives out
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
TESTICLES
Corco - April 6, 2010
Dammit, Tex, no-one said encore!
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
C'MON BRUDDAH
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
BRANDON LEAGUE TIME!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
Even when he fields a single to the outfield, Byrnes looks like an ass.
I HATE HIM
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Fucking christ stop finding all the holes you fucking ground balls.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Tex going for the Washburn award of most LOB?
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
Bring in someone not named Kanekoa Texiera or Sean White please
Alto - April 6, 2010
Let's bring in Miguel Batista!
Mejeh - April 6, 2010
But one of these things is good.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
GODAMMIT KANEKOA STOP RUINING MY BLOOD PRESSURE
Benne - April 6, 2010
Why is no one warming up?!!?!?
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
booooooooo
Hancock.Brett - April 6, 2010
I hate Eric Chavez. I remember him wrecking the M's back in the day.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Same with Blalock, my how the mighty have fallen.
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
I wish this said Bocock
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
The only thing he wrecks now are his own dreams.
I’m jinxing things, aren’t I.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Not this again.
InSpokane - April 6, 2010
I'm continually amazed at how awkward Eric Byrnes makes everything look.
Nojf33 - April 6, 2010
Yeah, seriously
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
It's a little endearing. I guess.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Gameday sucks.
Slow Country - April 6, 2010
Yeah, pretty much
krb - April 6, 2010
Not when you consider the alternatives.
DrunkAmerican - April 6, 2010
LAMEST. PICK OFF MOVE. EVER.
Just don’t try, Kane. Just don’t
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Sims: "Tough hombre here in Eric Chavez"
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
I want to like you, Texeira, but you need to make it easier on me.
JLC - April 6, 2010
IF WE LOSE THIS GAME I'M GOING TO BOMB PEARL HARBOR
Corco - April 6, 2010
But then you're gonna get nuked.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
I'LL BLAME THE WHALES
Corco - April 6, 2010
Gotta nuke something.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
I'LL NUKE PEARL HARBOR
Corco - April 6, 2010
I think someone already beat you to that
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Graham was fast no one ever saw it coming.
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
We cannot allow Eric Chavez to beat us
Nick S - April 6, 2010
Well, he's just adorable. Can he pitch?
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
ANGELS LOSE!
ARock - April 6, 2010
YES, now we better win, we need all of those we can get for the next week
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
Didn't Eric Patterson get drafted like one year ago?
seattlebruin - April 6, 2010
Tell me someone is warming
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Let's not have the bases loaded again please
CapSea - April 6, 2010
SWITCH THE HAWAIIAN FOR THE OTHER HAWAIIAN
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE US NOW!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
Jesus Colome?
Benne - April 6, 2010
Moore says,
throw strikes
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
This just in: Tex is sponsored by Tums and is doing this to get a contract extension
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
Texiera in a tie game sucks
ARock - April 6, 2010
"Imagine the SIZE of those butterflies in the belly of Kanekoa Texeira."
What are you saying, Rizzs?
Mikky - April 6, 2010
STAY IN PLAY
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
That was not playable
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
Why would Sims lie to us?
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
Damnit Dave!
Don’t say “playable” unless it’s fucking playable!
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
There was an insignificant chance of that foul ball hitting someone
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
I just got really excited when i saw the popup
Mejeh - April 6, 2010
Eric Chavez still makes me angry.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Yea...
I was explaining to my wife how he used to be a HUGE Mariner-Killer
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
What did Kimberly say?
kentroyals5 - April 6, 2010
It was worse when he was good. But yeah.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Perfect pitch
CapSea - April 6, 2010
To crush.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
out!
darn
aaronsawyer - April 6, 2010
NO WHAMMY NO WHAMMY NO WHAMMY
JLC - April 6, 2010
Press your luck!
So weird that you said that. Just talked about that show at work today, couldn’t think of the name, had to google it when I got home.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
!
Robert - April 6, 2010
I finally got it.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
I don't understand this at all
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
LEAGUE!
joof - April 6, 2010
It's things Aston Villa will never win.
Robert - April 6, 2010
Ooooooooh
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
HAHAHA
ningwers - April 6, 2010
I'm sorry shouldn't you be giving an oil millionaire a rim job?
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
He's moved up to oil millionaires?
ningwers - April 6, 2010
He thinks he likes Man City
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
This is on hold until they don't buy Portscum
Robert - April 6, 2010
So you'll like Arsenal and lick Russian mobsters assholes.
Still just as hairy.
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Possibly Everton
Robert - April 6, 2010
I support this.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
But only if they take Donavon off my hands forever
Robert - April 6, 2010
I really can't interest you in Spurs, can I.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Don't be silly, he's an anti-semite
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Oh, I didn't know that. Bummer.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Well I just naturally assumed he was an anti-Semite.
He’s Robert.
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
In my defense its less anti-semite and more I just like to annoy as many people as possible.
Robert - April 6, 2010
Fair enough.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
So you're a United fan?
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
I have a tiny bit of dignity left so no.
Robert - April 6, 2010
So you're a Liverpool fan?
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
The flaw in this argument is that Liverpool fans have any dignity left.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
The colors always looked too similar to ManU when my EPL brain was still forming though I do loves meselves some Carlsberg.
Robert - April 6, 2010
You have no idea how much I want you to become a Liverpool fan
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Never going to happen.
Robert - April 6, 2010
Glad to hear it.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Well, if you're going to root for a team based on beer...
Newcastle United is headed back to the Premiership next season.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Liverpool are no longer sponored by Carlsberg!
Starting next season, anyway.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Speaking of which...
Newcastle’s fans are called the Toon Army, which is based on how Geordies would say “town army”, and by the way the Geordie accent is the 2nd most impenetrable one in the UK to one in Scotland whose name escapes me right now.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Glaswegian?
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
THANK YOU.
That is correct. Even that crap that Brad Pitt was doing in “Snatch” (Irish Traveler) is easier to understand than those guys, and ITs are trying to be obscure.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
The #1 reason to not get into the Spurs is...
…they’re managed by Harry Redknapp, who is like the Isiah Thomas of the EPL. Maybe not as bad of a coach, but he is hugely responsible for where Portsmouth is right now. He’s a carpet-bagging jerkwad.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Don't start with me on Spurs, son
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Fuck Everton.
The correct answer is Fulham. They play in London and even wear Yankees-like colors, but they aren’t a top-table team so nobody can call you a front-runner. Also, they’re owned by the dude whose son died in the Lady Di car crash.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Fulham is a solid choice.
Although I’d leave out the bit about the Yankees.
ningwers - April 6, 2010
Plus, American Dempsey.
Who is awesome.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Who cares about Yankees-like colors?
Ugh. I don’t hate Fulham, but I don’t like the “the correct answer is” attitude. He’ll like whoever he wants.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
He will, of course.
But he will become a terrorist unless he roots for the Cottagers. Which, by the way, is the other reason they are awesome. Their stadium is called Craven Cottage.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Diana was an annoying frilly bitch whose death ruined the first that I had cable at my home in my life
Robert - April 6, 2010
Dodi Al-Fayed's dad is like half Donald Trump, half Osama bin Laden.
And he owns Fulham!
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
You've really got to work on your sales pitch.
ningwers - April 6, 2010
Agreed.
Plus, what doesn’t Mohamed Al-Fayed own.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Not sure...
But it does appears that he owns Juventus.
ningwers - April 6, 2010
Dude, it's English Premier League football.
You’re not going to root for a team based on location, are you? Root for the craziest guys in the land!
On a slightly more serious note, Roy Hodgson is a genius, fantastic at taking one of the smallest draws in the EPL and not only making it into a mid-table team but giving them a chance at winning the Europa Cup this year. AND they were in the final 8 in the FA Cup.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Portsmouth are in the semi-finals of the FA Cup!
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Yeah, I love Fulham
Despite the fact that they play like 12 yards away from Stamford Bridge. Al-Fayed is fucking crazy though.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Blame that on Chelsea!
Who actually play in Fulham. I went to London twice last year and was one bit of poor bus etiquette away from seeing the Cottage. Stupid me.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
I wish he would't.
The Arsenal thing. I don’t care whose asshole he licks.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Arsenal are as consistently disappointing as the Mariners
It’s a perfect fit
Nick S - April 6, 2010
Arsenal have won lots of championships
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
And their manager's name is Arsene.
Which is beyond awesome.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
No, Arsene Wegner is a fucking pile of shit and he's quickly becoming irrelevant.
He needs to die.
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
I agree that he's an ass.
But he has a cool name.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Until he shuts the fuck up I hate everything about him
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
It wouldn't be Arsene Wenger if he wasn't bitching about refs not showing cards.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
I like Robert. I despise Arsenal. I don't want him supporting them
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Isn't giving Pompey a silly nickname adding insult to injury?
I mean, they’re already about to get wound up at season’s end.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
He's talking about the Timbers
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Never mind then!
Timbers sux
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Although at this point Pompey might be cheaper.
ningwers - April 6, 2010
Better uniforms and chants
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
You mean you weren't a fan of the racial chants that TA used during the player introductions at the charity shield
Robert - April 6, 2010
Why no I don't believe I was
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
It'd be awesome to have an EPL club in Portland.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Still?
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
What.
xero3k - April 6, 2010
Yeah bring him in!
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
I want to get it
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Are you saying you want the Mariners to bring in Doug "Wayne Rooney" Fister?
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
I get it
However the sight of anything Champions League today makes me sad
Nick S - April 6, 2010
That would make me more comfortable
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
m's need a dp rite here
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
ye boi
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Just what I needed
another pitcher who induces heartburn.
xero3k - April 6, 2010
At least LA lost...
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
Quick! Use the 1% off-speed
Catch him off guard!
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
Scary...
w00tah - April 6, 2010
WHEW!
scottykimberly - April 6, 2010
That'll do.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
You make me want to kill myself Byrnes.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
Who would want to kill spiderman?
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
Well that looked scary off the bat.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Wow, what a noodle arm.
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
Well that was scary.
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
Wowwwwwwwww
CapSea - April 6, 2010
YEAH SOCKS NICE CATCH DUDE
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
WAY TOO FUCKING CLOSE
Benne - April 6, 2010
Scary
InSpokane - April 6, 2010
Aaaaaahhhhhhh
BrianL - April 6, 2010
That was far too scary off the bat.
Fuck me.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
YES!
One more…
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
Mark Ellis sucks let's get him.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
Sick catch and throw
Mejeh - April 6, 2010
That was the most nerve-wracking routine fly ball ever
Alto - April 6, 2010
Well that looked heartbreaking
JLC - April 6, 2010
Phew, damn Byrnes does have some hair
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
Byrnes is so fucking weird.
My God.
cwel87 - April 6, 2010
Patterson tags and holds... while Byrnes looks like a dick throwing the ball in once more.
Seriously, I have never wanted to punch a Mariner more since Rey Quinones left town.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
I hate Mark Ellis so much
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Holy fuck hurry up and get this fucker out
CapSea - April 6, 2010
Damn.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
If we make it to the 11th, we'd better do something.
Make them suffer, not us.
ARock - April 6, 2010
too late
ErictheRed - April 6, 2010
Mark Ellis looks like a midget up there next to Moore
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
Come on Tex!!!
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
End.
Mikky - April 6, 2010
Strike 3...
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
God damn it
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
FUCK THIS
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
FUCK MY DICKHOLE
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Sigh.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
God.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the other side - April 6, 2010
FUCK
Alto - April 6, 2010
Fuckers.
drblacknwhite - April 6, 2010
Well fuck.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
Gay
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
wyte_lightning - April 6, 2010
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
w00tah - April 6, 2010
WELL FUCK ME!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
fuck our shit
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
Balls.
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
GHAWWWWWWWWWW
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
Season over
kentroyals5 - April 6, 2010
Well that sucks
Gihyou - April 6, 2010
CAN WE SEND HIM BACK TO THE YANKEES YET?
xero3k - April 6, 2010
Well fuck that
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
Strasburg!
Robert - April 6, 2010
Mark Ellis.
Shit.
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
Mark Ellis.
You are fucking shitting me, right?
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Benne - April 6, 2010
Thank Wak
way to burn Kelley for an innings, fuckface
basebliman - April 6, 2010
SEASON OVER
Well, it was a nice try but there’s no way the M’s can win it now.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
No surprise there.
Let’s get’em tomorrow.
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
Well, that's a ball kicker
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
FUCK!
Slurvey - April 6, 2010
Texeira gives up one well-struck ball in his entire outing, and gets the loss.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
Fuck nuts.
Wilder. - April 6, 2010
I HATE YOU MARK ELLIS
Corco - April 6, 2010
Worst second game of the season ever.
Nojf33 - April 6, 2010
2008.
Crystal for DH - April 6, 2010
2009
ThundaPC - April 6, 2010
Tradition!
Snowman1025 - April 6, 2010
2009
Fuckmikereilly - April 6, 2010
2005!
MFAN - April 6, 2010
I hate this team!
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Shit
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Seriously, throwing a meatball when you're up 0-2?
RubioNubio - April 6, 2010
That was like 5 inches off the ground
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
It wasn't a good pitch in that scenario
kentroyals5 - April 6, 2010
Not disagreeing, but it was pretty far from a meatball
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
Mark Ellis is fucking stupid
cwel87 - April 6, 2010
FUCK US LAST PLACE
JLC - April 6, 2010
Motherfucking cunt.
Fuck Hawaii.
I Lick Squirrels - April 6, 2010
I will NOT celebrate you asshole song selector
Grady Clapp - April 6, 2010
Hehe..
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Great Tex. Perfect season gone.
the other side - April 6, 2010
SON OF A BITCH
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
Hmmpph
0-2 count throw it in the dirt
WestCoastBias. - April 6, 2010
Be right back.
I’m gonna go kill myself
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Awesome celebration
Mejeh - April 6, 2010
all 300 going crazy!
Hancock.Brett - April 6, 2010
Get ready for a season of this guys.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Will do
Thanks
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP
JLC - April 6, 2010
Any chance you could tell me next week's Lottery numbers?
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Go suck a back of razor lined dildos dickface.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
bag
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
Please stop, it's the second game of the season.
TrustBaseball - April 6, 2010
Might as well just kill myself now, then.
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
At least the Angels lost...
Fuck it, that sucked balls.
Wilder. - April 6, 2010
Not making it feel any better right now.
the other side - April 6, 2010
There are more happy people on the field than in the stands.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
So, we aren't very good at this 2nd game of the year thing.
MFAN - April 6, 2010
I hope Ellis gets an itchy disease from fucking his dog.
kentroyals5 - April 6, 2010
Exited out of mlb.tv.
Not watching their celebration
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
It was lame anyway.
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
You're missing out on all the casual high fives
Mejeh - April 6, 2010
I just looked away
didn’t even have to mute.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
I need to find a baby to choke.
deacvision7 - April 6, 2010
Lame.
Slow Country - April 6, 2010
But seriously, why burn Kelley and Lowe for an inning while throwing Tex to the wolves in a high-leverage situation?
I love you Wak, but stop doing things like this, please.
Benne - April 6, 2010
STOP THAT KING
HE IS GOING TO GIVE CHOLESTEROL TO MIDDLE AGED WOMEN
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
USE HIS KING POWERS TO RAPE THAT STUPID BUFFALO FROM THAT OTHER COMMERCIAL
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
I am just baked enough.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
That could have ended in more enjoyable fashion
Nick S - April 6, 2010
Tex needed to be out of there
ridiculous
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Weak.
But I bet the 10 people in the stands loved it.
section331 - April 6, 2010
Time to take a hit.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Thanks for the update
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
brb dessert?
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
And by that I mean nobody cares about your bong rips
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
What a fucking pathetic showing from our offense.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
What offense?
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Must be watching a different team.
the other side - April 6, 2010
Jack Wilson?
Mejeh - April 6, 2010
Dallas Braden?
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
Braden was pretty good, though.
Wilder. - April 6, 2010
I am going to need a lot of TUMS this season.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Perhaps we can get a bulk discount
xero3k - April 6, 2010
The 1st two sentences of Dave's recap
Will make your head hurt
Trenchtown - April 6, 2010
Damn, he gets those things out quickly.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
He gets his edits in almost as quick
Trenchtown - April 6, 2010
So, what's the most efficient way to acquire uranium?
Corco - April 6, 2010
Mining
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Where might I locate one of these uranium mines?
Corco - April 6, 2010
Utah
Snowman1025 - April 6, 2010
Here you go
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Okay that didn't work
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
List of uranium mines
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
Their easily noticed by their explosive nature and flying human body parts.
kentroyals5 - April 6, 2010
West Virginia has some good sturdy mines.
the other side - April 6, 2010
From the planet Pandora.
Benne - April 6, 2010
IF BRADLEY DOESN'T GET A HIT TOMORROW
I will break a baseball bat.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Those things are pretty sturdy.
Maybe you can just throw it at a pigeon.
the other side - April 6, 2010
Dave types like 8000 words per minute
Corco - April 6, 2010
Game Over
Season Over, don’t even bother
forte40 - April 6, 2010
No hope......uhhhhhhhhh
Mejeh - April 6, 2010
Fuck the Key to the Game.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
Teix didn't do that bad.
Can’t win games without hitting the damn ball. Tomorrow is a new day.
Ender15 - April 6, 2010
THERE'S NO I IN TEX DAMNIT
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME MORAL ABOUT TEAMWORK
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
NOT INITIALLY BUT ONCE I TYPED IT I REALIZED HOW BRILLIANT IT WAS SO YES.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
WELL OKAY THEN.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Even Dave's misspelling it.
Eyeball Kid - April 6, 2010
Damn. I hate Baseball.
Kevin Casey - April 6, 2010
What in the flying fuck is Wak thinking
Poochie - April 6, 2010
This game has thrown me into deep depression
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
How did you survive 2008?
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Extreme denial.
In fact I’m pretty sure there wasn’t baseball in 2008.
the other side - April 6, 2010
I've only just bounced back.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
NOT INITIALLY BUT ONCE I TYPED IT I REALIZED HOW BRILLIANT IT WAS SO YES.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
fuck me not hitting the reply button. guhhhhh
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Somebody please give me a list of offenders or offending comments so I can moderate this game thread later
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Corco started it.
kentroyals5 - April 6, 2010
He's busy typing out the milepost list now
Someone sidetracked him.
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
I know that much
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Hehe. I made friends!
circa81 - April 6, 2010
Hilarious!
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Here you go Jeff.
BrianL - April 6, 2010
You seem like you suck
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Well there goes the man-crush!
circa81 - April 6, 2010
I behaved, boss.
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
Robert
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Kentroyals5
Corco - April 6, 2010
MagicMike23 did his best to keep the GT's in line but he couldn't do it all by himself
Griffin Cooper - April 6, 2010
IT WAS TERRIBLE
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Kevin Casey asked what we were all thinking.
Mariner John - April 6, 2010
I'm a motherfuckin team playa
Poochie - April 6, 2010
You did jackshit
Robert - April 6, 2010
Would be funnier is you had said jack it
Poochie - April 6, 2010
Poochie's right
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
I don't remember acting up but Fogel never lies so I guess its time to turn myself in
Robert - April 6, 2010
Sure don't
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
Its why I have campaigned for your modship for quite sometime.
Robert - April 6, 2010
But I would just snitch on you
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
I would probably deserve it.
Robert - April 6, 2010
Fett42
Robert - April 6, 2010
Nice try
OlSalty - April 6, 2010
There were a few newbies that acted up.
I was prickish a couple times, but for the most part tried to restrain myself. The new season always brings in a flood of newbies, some of whom don’t bother to read the LL rules, and act shocked when we ask them to follow them.
Benne - April 6, 2010
E-Lizz was cool, magistermike or whatever the one that isn't MagicMike is was cool, LL 1.0 guy screwed up at first but is fine now
All the other new guys suck, unless I’m forgetting somebody
Corco - April 6, 2010
Damn.
Jackle Mackle - April 6, 2010
You were cool too
Corco - April 6, 2010
You're fine.
Keep posting!
Benne - April 6, 2010
I like E-Lizz a lot.
There’s a couple other guys I hope stick around, they followed the rules and didn’t piss anyone off. The ones that didn’t can bugger off.
Benne - April 6, 2010
I'm shocked you asked me to follow them.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
I'm not actually going to moderate anything btw
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
With Graham gone you have no bad cop
Poochie - April 6, 2010
Pick me pick me!
Eyebrows - April 6, 2010
Matthew?
Robert - April 6, 2010
Not ethnic enough
Poochie - April 6, 2010
No Chatspeak please
Here at LoL we take things pretty seriously
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
No chatspeak please
Robert - April 6, 2010
I approve of your use of chatspeak and request you do so more frequently int he future
Poochie - April 6, 2010
Goddamn I look good in this reflection!
kevin_ess - April 7, 2010
Bullpen usage was questionable--Kelley could've gone another, Lowe probably could've too. Don't mind Tex though, and he pitched well, just got unlucky.
Gotta wonder why Wak didn’t pinch hit for Jack Wilson in the 10th either. Yeah, Tui would have to play short, but letting Wilson hit seems like a move to not lose instead of going for the win in the 10th.
BrettJMiller - April 6, 2010
So glad a whole 10,000 people came out to see the Athletics win
xero3k - April 6, 2010
you added three zeros too many to that total
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
*4500 people
10,000 came out to see the Athletics tie.
Interficium - April 6, 2010
Damn, Dave Cameron is a fucking robot of efficiency with these recaps.
He probably types as fast as he speaks.
Benne - April 6, 2010
He pre-caps
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
Going pro
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
I kinda figured as such
Most beat writers pretty much have the story written before the game actually ends.
Out of curiosity, do you have the same method with your recaps, or do you mostly write up the whole thing spontaneously?
Benne - April 6, 2010
I have never precapped
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
You can still get pregnant from pre-cap.
circa81 - April 6, 2010
The mind boggles
royalcurve - April 6, 2010
This sounds like a question that we should ask Ms. Jeff before we are 100% sure.
Robert - April 6, 2010
Somehow some way, this loss is all Eric Byrnes's fault
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
You misspelled Rob Johnson.
the other side - April 6, 2010
Bradley hasn't helped much
But then, neither did Figgins with the bat. Just a bad night.
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
I'm really pulling for Bradley tomorrow
mainly because i’m afraid he’ll go ape shit if he doesn’t get a hit
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Exactly.
Everyone wants that.
the other side - April 6, 2010
I kind of want to see him go apeshit
Corco - April 6, 2010
Maybe for one game...
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Horray somebody to join me in my unbridled hatred for Eric Byrnes!
Goose - April 7, 2010
I can't get over how little the Griffey bobblehead looks like Griffey
xero3k - April 6, 2010
Not as bad as the 08 Beltre
Corco - April 6, 2010
He's a Mex
Poochie - April 6, 2010
Racist!
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Comes a point when you kick so much ass at commenting that you can say blatantly racist things whenever you want and no one can do dick
Poochie - April 6, 2010
Figgers please
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2010
High Five!
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/8/4/976911/did-boston-want-king-felix#19205994
Robert - April 6, 2010
I'm just calling a spade a spade.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
AND DON'T YOU START
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
The reason I miss game threads is that I haven't been called racist in at least 3 moths
Poochie - April 6, 2010
Anti-insectian.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
I'm still pissed we got that chink out in right field
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
OVER THE LINE
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
I love the chinks
Poochie - April 6, 2010
They're fuckin up our defense
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
FOR THE LAST TIME A NIP IS NOT A CHINK
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
This is a chink-in-the-armor joke
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
That's more of a pun
Poochie - April 6, 2010
No offense, but puns are Portugese and Jewish in nature.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
Oh and I'm the racist...
Poochie - April 6, 2010
"A" racist.
Not necessarily “the” racist. Japanese people are also racist.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
No Poochie is the racist
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
The racistist
Aaron Campeau - April 6, 2010
Okay, I stand corrected.
…upon my copy of “The Protocol of the Elders of Zion”.
Johnny Slick - April 6, 2010
x
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=213017&title=frontline-racist-hollywood
Poochie - April 6, 2010
Is it ever!
Dewey N - April 6, 2010
MARK IT ZERO!
Benne - April 6, 2010
He sure looks the part
xero3k - April 6, 2010
I feel like we're going to see a shit ton of losses exactly like this one minus the extra innings.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2010
Also, was that the most awkward Wak post-game interview ever?
xero3k - April 6, 2010
What did he say?
I’m out of market
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Made a quick statement about Braden being good
And then sat in silence as nobody asked any questions. He also has sweet hat hair.
Brian Floyd - April 6, 2010
Better than Byrnes?!
Interficium - April 6, 2010
*Burns
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
Oh jeeze. Awkward
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
It's Oakland. I'm surprised zombies didn't wander across the screen.
lemonverbena - April 6, 2010
Not so much what he said.
After he finished talking, he sat there looking back and forth while nobody talked for ~ 10 seconds.
xero3k - April 6, 2010
I would have run out of the room.
I can’t handle such awkwardness.
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
So, in other words:
“I have no idea why I thought running Kanekoa out there was a good idea. Um….can I go now?”
Benne - April 6, 2010
Exactly
E-Lizz - April 6, 2010
This loss sucked
hows that for groundbreaking analysis?
spencer peaty - April 6, 2010
Dave Cameron was faster.
the other side - April 6, 2010
my blood pressure cant take this all year long, well fought game though.
I was very impressed with our pitching though. But seriously, we let the a’s beat us….
mariseanerhawk - April 6, 2010 via mobile
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