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Went to the corner convenience store. Bought some beer. This was my change.

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Mike, I literally have $5 with your name on it if you do the honorable thing.

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I'd be careful from now on

you’re obviously being followed.

Has everyone kept tabs on Robert these past few days?
I've been with him, yes.
Bahahahahaha
In Sweeney We Trust
God backwards is dog
You can fold up a dollar bill just the right way,

and it says “Tits of America”.
http://tinyurl.com/2c4woxm

I have some calculator tricks that you guys would just love
Are you Flo from Progressive?
Fuck, she's annoying.
Do not tell this to Adam at LSB.
For an equally useful warning, you could have said:

Do not carve this into an oak tree and mail it to Marlon Wayans.

well that's MY afternoon's labors wasted
.

Well I fucked this the fuck up
Fett I litterally have a 20 dollar bill with your name on it if you give me back my hopes and dreams.

If you get me that exact bill we have a deal
The fact that I am actually considering this shows just how much impact that you have on my dignity.
did you hear about...

…the agnostic dyslexic atheist? He stayed awake all night wondering if there’s a dog.

I'll respond on the premise that I'm posting about vocabulary, not religion:

Would’t that just be an agnostic dyslexic?

I think it should be agnostic dyslexic insomniac.
Do you have a belief system in your beer?
I would have put the beer back.
Abraham Lincoln once said "I retired very late"

13 days later her was shot.

Sweeney > Sexson, Bloomquist, Spezio, Ect.

It has been worse after all.

Season's young.
I would trade Mike Sweeney for Willie Bloomquist in a hot minute.

Neither one can hit, but Sweeney can’t run or play the field either.

Richie Sexson was good for 2.5 years of his contract and we're supposed to be better than this now
Bloomquist is way more useful then Sweeney.
The honorable thing...

would be to pull off a ritualistic sacrifice with himself and Griffey.

I'd be fine with a ritual sacrifice of his hamstrings.
God, I'm such a nerd.

Coach you are less a nerd and more a humunoid version of Pete-The Repeat Parrot who gets fixated on things for two months at a time.

For example you are now fixated on Starcraft II.

Ancillary benefit of a Sounders scarft

Wrapping it with cold pack agin strained/torn hammy

ow

What?
Whoops

Injured myself skating last night, don’t remember even typing that in my beer-buzz haze.

Ancillary benefit of a Sounders scarft part two

Making a noose of it and trying to convince your seat neighbor to do the right thing and just pull it.

Fucking zebras hate us
LOOSE CHANGE
... we can believe in.
Truth, brother
Yes. Yes it is.
Well, Sweeney was in the lineup an hour ago

But was just scratched with a stiff back, according to Stone. C’mon DL stint.

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