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by Jeff Sullivan on May 1, 2010 6:51 PM PDT in Miscellaneous
Went to the corner convenience store. Bought some beer. This was my change.
Mike, I literally have $5 with your name on it if you do the honorable thing.
18 recs | 47 comments
you’re obviously being followed.
mark2 - May 1, 2010 reply
cwel87 - May 1, 2010 reply
Kirk - May 1, 2010 reply
E-Lizz - May 1, 2010 reply
Janic - May 1, 2010 reply
and it says “Tits of America”. http://tinyurl.com/2c4woxm
dkulich - May 1, 2010 reply
DrunkAmerican - May 1, 2010 reply
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 1, 2010 reply
Matt Erickson - May 1, 2010 reply
GhettoBear04 - May 2, 2010 reply
Do not carve this into an oak tree and mail it to Marlon Wayans.
abender20 - May 2, 2010 reply
pdb - May 2, 2010 reply
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2010 reply
Robert - May 2, 2010 reply
Fett42 - May 2, 2010 reply
…the agnostic dyslexic atheist? He stayed awake all night wondering if there’s a dog.
GerryR - May 2, 2010 reply
Would’t that just be an agnostic dyslexic?
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010 reply
thehemogoblin - May 1, 2010 reply
the other side - May 1, 2010 reply
13 days later her was shot.
CapSea - May 1, 2010 reply
lemonverbena - May 1, 2010 reply
It has been worse after all.
Nobody Anonymous - May 1, 2010 reply
Omerta - May 1, 2010 reply
Neither one can hit, but Sweeney can’t run or play the field either.
Vatinius - May 1, 2010 reply
harkening - May 1, 2010 reply
joof - May 2, 2010 reply
would be to pull off a ritualistic sacrifice with himself and Griffey.
PLU Tim - May 1, 2010 reply
I Lick Squirrels - May 2, 2010 reply
Coach Owens - May 2, 2010 reply
For example you are now fixated on Starcraft II.
Wrapping it with cold pack agin strained/torn hammy
ow
lemonverbena - May 2, 2010 reply
Injured myself skating last night, don’t remember even typing that in my beer-buzz haze.
Making a noose of it and trying to convince your seat neighbor to do the right thing and just pull it.
thehemogoblin - May 2, 2010 reply
Big Jared - May 2, 2010 reply
But was just scratched with a stiff back, according to Stone. C’mon DL stint.
Brian Floyd - May 2, 2010 reply
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I'd be careful from now on
you’re obviously being followed.
mark2 - May 1, 2010
Has everyone kept tabs on Robert these past few days?
cwel87 - May 1, 2010
I've been with him, yes.
Kirk - May 1, 2010
Bahahahahaha
E-Lizz - May 1, 2010
In Sweeney We Trust
Janic - May 1, 2010
God backwards is dog
Janic - May 1, 2010
You can fold up a dollar bill just the right way,
and it says “Tits of America”.
http://tinyurl.com/2c4woxm
dkulich - May 1, 2010
I have some calculator tricks that you guys would just love
DrunkAmerican - May 1, 2010
Are you Flo from Progressive?
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 1, 2010
Fuck, she's annoying.
Matt Erickson - May 1, 2010
Do not tell this to Adam at LSB.
GhettoBear04 - May 2, 2010
For an equally useful warning, you could have said:
Do not carve this into an oak tree and mail it to Marlon Wayans.
abender20 - May 2, 2010
well that's MY afternoon's labors wasted
pdb - May 2, 2010
.
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2010
Well I fucked this the fuck up
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2010
Fett I litterally have a 20 dollar bill with your name on it if you give me back my hopes and dreams.
Robert - May 2, 2010
If you get me that exact bill we have a deal
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
The fact that I am actually considering this shows just how much impact that you have on my dignity.
Robert - May 2, 2010
did you hear about...
…the agnostic dyslexic atheist? He stayed awake all night wondering if there’s a dog.
GerryR - May 2, 2010
I'll respond on the premise that I'm posting about vocabulary, not religion:
Would’t that just be an agnostic dyslexic?
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
I think it should be agnostic dyslexic insomniac.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
Touche
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Do you have a belief system in your beer?
thehemogoblin - May 1, 2010
I would have put the beer back.
the other side - May 1, 2010
Abraham Lincoln once said "I retired very late"
13 days later her was shot.
CapSea - May 1, 2010
.
lemonverbena - May 1, 2010
Sweeney > Sexson, Bloomquist, Spezio, Ect.
It has been worse after all.
Nobody Anonymous - May 1, 2010
Season's young.
Omerta - May 1, 2010
I would trade Mike Sweeney for Willie Bloomquist in a hot minute.
Neither one can hit, but Sweeney can’t run or play the field either.
Vatinius - May 1, 2010
Um, no?
harkening - May 1, 2010
Richie Sexson was good for 2.5 years of his contract and we're supposed to be better than this now
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2010
No he isn't.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
Bloomquist is way more useful then Sweeney.
joof - May 2, 2010
The honorable thing...
would be to pull off a ritualistic sacrifice with himself and Griffey.
PLU Tim - May 1, 2010
I'd be fine with a ritual sacrifice of his hamstrings.
I Lick Squirrels - May 2, 2010
God, I'm such a nerd.
Coach Owens - May 2, 2010
Coach you are less a nerd and more a humunoid version of Pete-The Repeat Parrot who gets fixated on things for two months at a time.
For example you are now fixated on Starcraft II.
Robert - May 2, 2010
Ancillary benefit of a Sounders scarft
Wrapping it with cold pack agin strained/torn hammy
ow
lemonverbena - May 2, 2010
What?
abender20 - May 2, 2010
Whoops
Injured myself skating last night, don’t remember even typing that in my beer-buzz haze.
lemonverbena - May 2, 2010
Ancillary benefit of a Sounders scarft part two
Making a noose of it and trying to convince your seat neighbor to do the right thing and just pull it.
Robert - May 2, 2010
Fucking zebras hate us
lemonverbena - May 2, 2010
LOOSE CHANGE
Robert - May 2, 2010
... we can believe in.
thehemogoblin - May 2, 2010
Truth, brother
lemonverbena - May 2, 2010
Yes. Yes it is.
Big Jared - May 2, 2010
Well, Sweeney was in the lineup an hour ago
But was just scratched with a stiff back, according to Stone. C’mon DL stint.
Brian Floyd - May 2, 2010
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