We had a closer (Morrow) who was replaced by another closer (Aardsma) who was replaced by another closer (League) who was traded for a closer (Morrow).
Then it goes to her shot with a couple seconds of awkward silence and then she starts to read the script. However, the video was delayed and its just a shot of her reading her clipboard.
FUCK ME HARDER SAUNDERS!
Slurvey - May 11, 2010
Jeff, you suck at closing threads
kentroyals5 - May 11, 2010
I'm spectacular at closing threads
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Which is exactly what I meant.
kentroyals5 - May 11, 2010
You are the Apple of LL Mods
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Effective and dominant?
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Closed source and lacking memory
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Also once faked cancer for good PR
Matthew - May 11, 2010
I forgot to blog about it
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
You know it's May Sweeps time
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Hey everybody, sad news :(
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Only works if you file it under Good News
Matthew - May 11, 2010
"By The Way"
Matthew - May 11, 2010
I wonder if I can get it picked up by Google
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Are you going to become a superhero through the Make-A-Wish foundation?
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
I'll donate my pancreas to you.
rickpo - May 11, 2010
What if I don't have cancer on my pancreas
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
That would be real shitty luck for you, huh?
rickpo - May 11, 2010
Seems more like bad luck for you
Matthew - May 11, 2010
I don't even know what a freakin' pancreas does for you.
Can’t be all that important.
rickpo - May 11, 2010
I'll paypal you $5 for yours
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Makes your hormones!
joof - May 11, 2010
Really? I need my hormones.
rickpo - May 11, 2010
I would have double the Langerhanses
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
See people?
This is funny.
Matthew - May 11, 2010
WHAT
I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE ROTOR
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
This is my favourite comment by anybody ever.
Ever.
88fingerslukee - May 11, 2010
Alley oop
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Fuck basketball.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 11, 2010
Smooth, hairless, and porcelain white?
moyerLIVES - May 11, 2010
WE LIKE MIKE!
WE LIKE MIKE!
beastwarking - May 11, 2010
ULL
harkening - May 11, 2010
What does that mea?
beastwarking - May 11, 2010
It means his name is Michael, not Mike.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
I'm channelling Matthew.
Saunders goes by Michael, not Mike.
harkening - May 11, 2010
Ah, ok.
beastwarking - May 11, 2010
Good throw should have nailed Robo Rob there.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 11, 2010
This is the first time anyone has thought of nailing Rob Fukcin Johnson and lived to tell about it.
LonelyintheBleachers - May 11, 2010
*Fuckin
LonelyintheBleachers - May 11, 2010
Yay, the Oi is back!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Michael Saunders is like jesus only cooler
Punkhazard - May 11, 2010
And Canadian
Matt Erickson - May 11, 2010
Saunders! Here to stay!
MFAN - May 11, 2010
LOS MARINEROS!
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
VIVA!
JY - May 11, 2010
You know your team suck
When you allow fatass griffey to score
Jose Lopez's swing - May 11, 2010
Gotta love that skinny canadian.
the other side - May 11, 2010
Saunders is the grrrrreatest!
lailaihei - May 11, 2010
AH FUCK
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
So Wieters remembered he is not Robo Rob.
Dammit.
harkening - May 11, 2010
Rob Johnson has been good at throwing out base stealers in the past
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Really?
I seem to remember him being worse than Kenji last year, and given his other skill sets being, well, lacking, I assumed it was just another hole.
harkening - May 11, 2010
Kenji was fantastic at it
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Still is, in the few games I've seen.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
I'm a big Kenji fan.
No need to tell me. I just didn’t realize Rob was at least passably good at it. Confirmation bias rearing its head, I’m sure.
harkening - May 11, 2010
Ouchies.
w00tah - May 11, 2010
Saunders :(
Alto - May 11, 2010
Griffey looks like the Uncle on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Kind of.
SeaKoala - May 11, 2010
Uncle Phil?
You crazy.
w00tah - May 11, 2010
You're right
it must have been someone else. Hmm….
SeaKoala - May 11, 2010
I'd go with Carl Winslow from Family Matters.
Griffey needs to pack on just a few more pounds though.
schismatix - May 11, 2010
Carl Winslow and Uncle Phil had sex once and it created a black hole in the center of the universe.
This is why you exist.
LonelyintheBleachers - May 11, 2010
This is not a happy image.
schismatix - May 11, 2010
I can see some resemblence to him.
w00tah - May 11, 2010
Fat black men all look alike.
harkening - May 11, 2010
Cue Seinfeld line
I’m paraphrasing but, “Do we all look alike to you Costanza?”
SeaKoala - May 11, 2010
There's no way they can demote Saunders now.
Or Langerhans or Wilson for that matter.
Bye bye, Sweeney.
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
I really do feel bad for Griffey
It’s gotta be tough to come to terms with no longer being good when baseball has been your entire life for 20+ years. He really needs to though.
Griffin Cooper - May 11, 2010
They mentioned that on MLB Tonight
I feel bad for him too.. but not that bad.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
Correction.
…when baseball has been your entire life
for 20+ years.harkening - May 11, 2010
Eventually, Jr. is going to be an owner of the M's, too.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 11, 2010
Because we need another owner who doesn't watch the games
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
40 counts as 20+
Griffin Cooper - May 11, 2010
This is true.
harkening - May 11, 2010
I'm just tired of him now.
ignacio - May 11, 2010
Based on his prior comments about stepping aside for a better hitter, I think he's come to terms with it.
It’s management’s job now.
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Awwww hit in the face...
Slurvey - May 11, 2010
So who else can we call up from Tacoma Mr. Z
Stormton - May 11, 2010
Hannahan!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
God I love Poe. Kudos for the reference.
svart aske - May 11, 2010
Well it is Baltimore...
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
I am aware of that.
svart aske - May 11, 2010
Gameday is messing up.
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
We appeared to have scored more than 2 runs.
I am confused.
Goose - May 11, 2010
Two games in a row!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
AAAA!
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
For Cliff!
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
Angels and Orioles
Drew_D - May 11, 2010
And oddly enough without a lot of home runs.
There was one by Saunder which was fantastic.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
And two on Sunday.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Cliff Lee is just showing up Doug Fister at this point
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Pitch to contact?
Outrageous!
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
"you think you have control? this is control"
BaronVonBullshit - May 11, 2010
Does anyone else really love the drunk driving ad .gif that's been showing up lately?
Aaron Campeau - May 11, 2010
Haven't seen it.
harkening - May 11, 2010
I do love the blond girl that's photoshopped into every ad
Yes, I would like to hear more about acai berry, stomach flattening and iPads for 80% off
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Oh?
We’re talking about ads on LL? I don’t even pay attention to them. Time to refresh I guess.
harkening - May 11, 2010
I've never seen an ad on LL
Well, once or twice when I’ve used Chrome.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
I'm running Chrome with AdBlock.
I turned it off to look for this blonde girl and drunk driving ad. I see neither.
harkening - May 11, 2010
I see more of the acai betty ones than you could possibly imagine and it's always the same chick
Aaron Campeau - May 11, 2010
I like the nickname for her.
Acai Betty.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
They're everywhere!
I didn’t know acai berry was that much of a fad. I’ve had it once in my entire life. In a beer.
Matthew - May 11, 2010
I don't even know how to pronounce acai
appleshampoo - May 11, 2010
Ah-sy-ee
Matt Erickson - May 11, 2010
There's a cedille on the c
So it’s probably something like ah-sy-ee.
JY - May 11, 2010
Here you go
link
Matthew - May 11, 2010
It took me about 10 seconds to realize you were makin ga joke and not trolling me.
appleshampoo - May 11, 2010
Think about how often you'd see them if 80% of your Google searches were related to supplements and health food!
Aaron Campeau - May 11, 2010
She's a French newscaster.
I forget her name, but she seems to be everywhere these days.
JY - May 11, 2010
She was big on the internet several years ago, I think
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Good to see she's back in the limelight
Matthew - May 11, 2010
*acailight
appleshampoo - May 11, 2010
GOD WHAT IS WITH THIS
appleshampoo - May 11, 2010
Yeah, I remember that, but this new renaissance caught me by surprise.
Pleasant surprise, I guess.
JY - May 11, 2010
I got curious
Google says Mélissa Theuriau
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Indeed
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
I'm seeing a lot of cougarlife.com
on SBNation sites lately. Creeped out doesn’t even begin to describe it.
Drew_D - May 11, 2010
I haven't been able to watch Cliff pitch this year,
But is his game pace as fast as gameday makes it seem?
doublemazaa - May 11, 2010
Yes
oscartehgrouch - May 11, 2010
Yep.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Yes indeed.
He likes to work very quickly.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
Cliff Lee doesn't fuck around.
harkening - May 11, 2010
Langerman!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
WOO
WOO WOO WOO
Stormton - May 11, 2010
Well hey Hanger
BrianL - May 11, 2010
What?
BrianL - May 11, 2010
Well hey Langerhans that was neat.
BrianL - May 11, 2010
Oh Dave Sims
“Casey Kotchman has to be envious”
oscartehgrouch - May 11, 2010
Langerhans made a very nice play there. Damn.
ignacio - May 11, 2010
Strike
StrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrikeStrike
Cliff Lee is awesome.
Goose - May 11, 2010
Most watchable pitcher we've had in years!
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Langerhans is actually a decent first baseman
Slurvey - May 11, 2010
Langerhans is just awesome at everything
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
He isn't right or left handed,
he’s Langerhanded.
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
Why.
w00tah - May 11, 2010
Langerhans is the greatest.
MFAN - May 11, 2010
I kind of feared he was going to look as bad as that one time we played Jamie Burke at first.
BrianL - May 11, 2010
Different quality of athlete
ignacio - May 11, 2010
Ichirooooo!
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
ICHIRO
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
ICHIRO!
oscartehgrouch - May 11, 2010
Ichiro looked a little slow out of the box there.
harkening - May 11, 2010
He probably doesn't want to slip
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
It's wet and we're up by six
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
I knew negative runs were possible
Matthew - May 11, 2010
I'm from the future
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Hey Fogel come check out what I did
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Pretty cool
Dewey N - May 11, 2010
I am residing there today as well.
It’s neat, I guess. I just expected more.
Matthew - May 11, 2010
We should've spent all our time on science instead of blogs
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
WE DIDN'T KNOW
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Please don't change your behavior though
I would like to return
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
But you're from the future.
Eyebrows - May 11, 2010
It's all very complicated
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Obviously went to the future too late.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
Our poor grandkids
Matthew - May 11, 2010
My favorite one!
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
There are many to choose from I think.
JY - May 11, 2010
My favorite one.
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Ichiro!!
MFAN - May 11, 2010
Figgins PLEASE hit
Alto - May 11, 2010
Figgins, swing the damn bat and do it with authority.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 11, 2010
Well, at least it was solid contact on the ground.
I can’t complain if you hit it hard.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 11, 2010
Figgy Figgy Figgy
Oi Oi Oi
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
I'm starting to hate you again Figgins.
Goose - May 11, 2010
You spelled adore wrong.
BigR - May 11, 2010
It's been so long since we scored lots of runs I've forgotten how to spell it...awe-fence?
wazzu93 - May 11, 2010 via mobile
'He'll get some high fives for that one, that was good team beaseball'
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
GOOD JOB CHONE YOU GROUNDED OUT TO SECOND
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
Blowers: "That's what you wanna do, the little things, makes a difference."
Sims: “That’s what we see.”
Argh!
harkening - May 11, 2010
It worked!
http://twitter.com/BradAdamsHair
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
What worked?
harkening - May 11, 2010
What about Bill Krueger's hair?
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
What about Bob Costas' hair?
JY - May 11, 2010
I don't really understand
but I obligingly find it humorous.
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
If you don't follow me on Twitter this doesn't make any sense
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Following.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
It already has more followers than NotDonWakamatsu :(
Aaron Campeau - May 11, 2010
Frabklin!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
I keep wondering this...
Is Frabklin frabjous?
Matt Erickson - May 11, 2010
I don't know what frabjous is
Frabklin is just a typo someone made that I thought was funny.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
On the frabjous day, Alice slays the Jabberwocky
JY - May 11, 2010
Shit, I feel bad for not remembering that
It has been at least a decade since I last read it though.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
That's not from the book.
That’s from the recent movie which was not good.
JY - May 11, 2010
Favorite shirt I own:
harkening - May 11, 2010
Big pet peeve of mine, so sorry Jay:
The poem is Jabberwocky, but the creature is the Jabberwock.
harkening - May 11, 2010
That's okay.
I thought I was screwing that up but didn’t pull out the book to double-check it.
JY - May 11, 2010
Callooh! Callay!
I think Guti wields a vorpal sword
Matt Erickson - May 11, 2010
Frabjous is a nonce word from Lewis Carroll's poem "Jabberwocky"
I think the “dictionary” definition is “fabulous and joyous”.
Matt Erickson - May 11, 2010
GIDP time!
I Lick Squirrels - May 11, 2010
Called it.
I Lick Squirrels - May 11, 2010
People are pretty fucking accurate tonight.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Wow
The Awesomest - May 11, 2010
Well yeah.
ignacio - May 11, 2010
How fucking predictable. Christ, Loafie.
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
Squeeze
Matthew - May 11, 2010
I thought you didn't want to touch anyone on this site.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
Because that's what happens otherwise
Matthew - May 11, 2010
GAH!!!
svart aske - May 11, 2010
I'm constantly surprised at how slow Lopez is.
BrianL - May 11, 2010
I guess it was greedy to expect more.
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
God we should have traded him while we could
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
When was that?
TrashiDawa - May 11, 2010
After he somehow hit 25 HR's
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
2006
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
I'm pretty sure God has a no-trade clause in his contract dude
.Taylor - May 11, 2010
You're thinking of Jesus
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
That was a phenomenal play by Lopez
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Everything about it was great.
Put some muscle into the throw.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
I wish he would take his bat out of his ass
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
Loafie continues to impress at 3B
Griffin Cooper - May 11, 2010
Top of the UZR leaderboard for a reason!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
At least his defense is pretty good.
svart aske - May 11, 2010
That was impressive.
Goose - May 11, 2010
Lopez looks sooooo much better at third than he did at second.
BrianL - May 11, 2010
DP TIME!
Slurvey - May 11, 2010
Im down
Punkhazard - May 11, 2010
Just don't let the balls touch.
Eyebrows - May 11, 2010
Jesus, my mind's eye.
Matt Erickson - May 11, 2010
Charge!!!!!!!
HawkedUp - May 11, 2010
CLIFF LEE
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
CLIFFORD!
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
I believe that it's Clifton.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
BIG RED DAWG
Eyebrows - May 11, 2010
Stop that, Krueger.
BrianL - May 11, 2010
Someone else actually uses Werewolves of London as their walkup music?
BrianL - May 11, 2010
I think that was just fans howling
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Better than using it for their big summer hit like Kid Rock did.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
These are some well timed Ks
ThundaPC - May 11, 2010
He caught it?!?
Not watching it on TV, anyone see if that was skill or luck for Robo Jobo?
A Steamy Day in Cleveland - May 11, 2010
Balls.
drblacknwhite - May 11, 2010
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww :(
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Aw
BrianL - May 11, 2010
Really?
Griffin Cooper - May 11, 2010
That is one of the gayest hits of all time
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
Gay people are often in superior physical shape
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
And they smell good, too!
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
But are they good at baseball?
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
They have their own league!
First Homo Leagues Player Shatters MLB Sexuality Barrier
Eyebrows - May 11, 2010
The very fact that I didn't immediately realise this was a spoof is pretty damning of MLB's past.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Don't forget that their fashion sense is generally top-notch.
Matt Erickson - May 11, 2010
I've never seen Ichiro's wife
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
.
HawkedUp - May 11, 2010
He actually doesn't have a Lolita fetish like other Japanese men.
I read somewhere that his wife is way older than him.
svart aske - May 11, 2010
Seems annoying
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
For an actual wife...
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
I thought that was in their job descriptions.
HawkedUp - May 11, 2010
Shockingly, that's not her.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Like I have any idea what's going on
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Damn, I've been duped.
HawkedUp - May 11, 2010
This is his wife.
Eyebrows - May 11, 2010
Oh and there's some asian chick in there too.
Eyebrows - May 11, 2010
What a bitch!
Matthew - May 11, 2010
I was just going to write something similar
Damn for me not writing quick enough.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
Awww Ikkyu is adorable.
BrianL - May 11, 2010
gayy
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
They do have good fashion sense.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
I think Ichiro is just a big ol queen
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
?
Eyebrows - May 11, 2010
go home and use these terms
unless you are a 2nd grader, then this is OK…
Sirbunt - May 11, 2010
Damn it all.
You suck Orioles. You don’t get to score runs off of Cliff Lee.
Matt Erickson - May 11, 2010
Atkins, everyone.
lailaihei - May 11, 2010
Damn, almost got outta that jam.
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
Way to get out of it
Clifford!!
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
That yellow dress is the most fantastic thing ever.
BigR - May 11, 2010
Garrett Atkins is amazing
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
That is quite the decline!
lailaihei - May 11, 2010
What happened to him?
Seems like he took the “peaking around age 27 season” a little too seriously.
Matt Erickson - May 11, 2010
Sean White time?
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
Damnit
I thought that was going out
Stormton - May 11, 2010
wilson!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
So if Jack Wilson is feeling better within the next few days
should Wak consider giving Lopez or Figgins a day or two off and inserting Josh into their spot?
BrianL - May 11, 2010
I get the feeling Jack Wilson won't be feeling better in the next few days.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
He's got a bad case of the ugly
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
Eric Chavez went deep
COME ON JUNIOR
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Griff lent is one of the dumbest things I've ever done.
God what the fuck were we all thinking….what….the…fuck…
tintin - May 11, 2010
I admire your commitment
At least you’re not a quitter like Robert.
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
SO glad I didn't get in on it.
I’d miss my hotsauce.
Rachmaninoff - May 11, 2010
Gross
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
You're kidding, right?
Hot sauce on eggs is amazing.
Rachmaninoff - May 11, 2010
Hot sauce with basically anything is amazing.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
Ice cream.
tintin - May 11, 2010
I'd eat it.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
I love you
Based on this.
Rachmaninoff - May 11, 2010
I thought you meant a different hot sauce
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
Hot sauce is Mexican ranch.
It’s good on everything.
HawkedUp - May 11, 2010
That's salsa
not hot sauce. Hot sauce isn’t Mexican
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Cholula?
ChelseaMariner - May 11, 2010
Cholula is mild hot sauce
Not salsa.
Rachmaninoff - May 11, 2010
But is Mexican
ChelseaMariner - May 11, 2010
Which would mean something if I said there aren't any hot sauces made in Mexico.
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Tapatio also
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
These quasi-Mariners continue to impress
Punkhazard - May 11, 2010
I like the word quasi.
M'sFanatic - May 11, 2010
I like the band Quasi
BRKLN M'S - May 11, 2010
I thought Griffey got a hold of one.
It went 150 feet.
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
That looked like a patented home run swing from Griffey.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
Man Griffey hammered that one.
beastwarking - May 11, 2010
Oh Griffey.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
Sabermetrics 101?
FSN is stealing Graham’s bit.
BrianL - May 11, 2010
They should read out his posts on air.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Or, they could give him a job on tv. Graham probably would like that better.
M'sFanatic - May 11, 2010
He's English.
He will therefore sound super-intelligent.
harkening - May 11, 2010
Awww
Stormton - May 11, 2010
Damn you, Lugo.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Griffcorpse is really getting ripe
Big Jared - May 11, 2010
Somebody's gotta check him for maggots
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
A good job for Fogel.
Big Jared - May 11, 2010
Cliff Lee's still going?
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
I'm suprised as well.
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
So what Gamecast is telling me
- Cliff Lee hasn’t struck anyone out
- Loafie has been bad
- Michael Saunders clearly needed to get out of AAA
- Josh Wilson is still good
seattlebruin - May 11, 2010
I think Cliff Lee has at least two strikeouts.
BrianL - May 11, 2010
Cliff Lee has K'd two.
Otherwise, fairly accurate.
harkening - May 11, 2010
"Loafie has been bad"
You needed to look at Gamecast for this?
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
Look out or I'll ban you =(
seattlebruin - May 11, 2010
Loafie has made some nice plays at 3 bag.
But he’s been abysmal at the plate.
TrashiDawa - May 11, 2010
This is like when Christy Mathewson told the other team he was only throwing fastballs
and then tossed a 1-hitter.
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Also, it's like anytime someone else faces the Mariners
Matthew - May 11, 2010
It's also just like when Doug Fister pitches
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
League up heading into the ninth!
Progress!
I know it’s not a save situation but still…
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
So then it's not progress
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
And it's not really in a close game either
Slurvey - May 11, 2010
Now this is progress
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Wooooo!
Slurvey - May 11, 2010
What's the LI right now?
rickpo - May 11, 2010
Was 1.73
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
So that's not a bad time to bring in a quaity reliever, right?
rickpo - May 11, 2010
Not at all
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
With a 4 run lead against the Orioles?
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
Yeah, I got ahead of myself.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Fuck you, Adam!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Now drinking: New Belgium Biere de Mars
it is good!
seattlebruin - May 11, 2010
Time your time there AJ
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Time your time eh
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
You fool!
Dewey N - May 11, 2010
This is how we say it in the future
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Don't give away our secrets!
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Whoa, who was that next to Vargas?
Not Alonzo Powell, the other one.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
I'm pretty sure we have only one Alonzo Powell on our team.
.Taylor - May 11, 2010
False
Corco - May 11, 2010
Good thing I didn't say anything to lead you to believe otherwise.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
I would guess that the guy sitting next to Vargas was a clubhouse attendant
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
That's what I was wondering.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
We come again...
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Snoqualmie again!
Goose - May 11, 2010
I like it!
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
Save situation!
Eyebrows - May 11, 2010
Further proof that saves are retarded
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
Rain's back
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Yay DP
TWownsU - May 11, 2010
Some fancy double plays tonight.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Good stuff.
ThundaPC - May 11, 2010
Figgins sure likes that tag out DP.
Goose - May 11, 2010
Gotta get close to them if you want to pick their pockets
seattlebruin - May 11, 2010
BRANDON FUCKING LEAGUE
I love this man. I can’t wait until he is the closer.
Matt Erickson - May 11, 2010
We are clearly out of Baltimore's League
Punkhazard - May 11, 2010
Boooooo!
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
Ohh!!
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
Cliff Lee smiling in the dugout
Warms my heart.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
League with a shutdown.
harkening - May 11, 2010
I keep forgetting about that.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Rick Adair looks like he's completely uninterested in what Rob Johnson has to say.
BrianL - May 11, 2010
Michael Saunders.
He’s Canadian and I love him.
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
9th inning already, I love it.
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
I want a Michael Saunders snuggie.
.Taylor - May 11, 2010
I'll have him autograph my snuggie when I see the M's in June.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
Serious, a snuggie night at Safeco would be a sell out.
stredarts - May 11, 2010
LOLCAT SNUGGIE NIGHT
.Taylor - May 11, 2010
Hipsters galore.
w00tah - May 11, 2010
No, for hipsters you need three wolf moon.
stredarts - May 11, 2010
True.
And this is why we can’t have nice things.
harkening - May 11, 2010
Saunders and Wilson
Great additions from Tacoma.
level - May 11, 2010
Ichiro!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Oh good, another possible foot injury.
Brian Floyd - May 11, 2010 via mobile
Who? What?
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
Saunders fouled a ball right off of his foot.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
NOOOOOO
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
Saunders fouled one hard off his foot
Looked like he was still moving gingerly.
Brian Floyd - May 11, 2010 via mobile
CHONE!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Figgins!
drblacknwhite - May 11, 2010
Figgers!
Slurvey - May 11, 2010
BASE HIT FIGGINS
Alto - May 11, 2010
Good for Figgy!
ThundaPC - May 11, 2010
FIGGY FIGGY FIGGY
OI OI OI
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
I feel like
Ichiro vs. a submarining righty = guaranteed hit.
appleshampoo - May 11, 2010
Loafie :(
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Sigh.
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
Jesus what a horrible swing
seattlebruin - May 11, 2010
Ugh.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
COCKWAGON
BRKLN M'S - May 11, 2010
Our 3-4 hitters are 0-9
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
Saunders & Wilson make up for it though
level - May 11, 2010
At least Guti got a walk, though.
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
That, and he hasn't looked totally lost either
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
Like Lopez
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
Does anyone else think that guy in the stands looked like RRS?
M'sFanatic - May 11, 2010
Please I beg to Don Wakamatsu
To put Lopez 8th on the elineup. His swing is killing me. Pleaseeeee.
Jose Lopez's swing - May 11, 2010
eLineup? ELECTRONIC LINEUP!
BRKLN M'S - May 11, 2010
STOP KILLING YOURSELF
seattlebruin - May 11, 2010
You're killing yourself?
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
Brandon League with his first Mariner save!!
Hopefully the first of many.
lailaihei - May 11, 2010
Then we could say something like
We had a closer (Morrow) who was replaced by another closer (Aardsma) who was replaced by another closer (League) who was traded for a closer (Morrow).
TO CONFUSE PEOPLE.
OceanBird - May 11, 2010
Josh Wilson!
Nice way to end the game!
Heydude - May 11, 2010
JOSH WILSON
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
WHOO!
joof - May 11, 2010
Josh Wilson looks good.
What the hell?
harkening - May 11, 2010
Josh Wilson is a not bad defensive player
seattlebruin - May 11, 2010
Taken in conjunction with his offense, he is presenting as an all-around player.
What the hell?
harkening - May 11, 2010
He's playing a bit over his head but I don't care RIDE THE STREAK!
Slurvey - May 11, 2010
It's been like four games.
What’s hard to understand?
Matthew - May 11, 2010
Nice play Josh Wilson
seattlebruin - May 11, 2010
This is cool
The game is over before 7
appleshampoo - May 11, 2010
I love living on the West Coast.
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
The game is over before 10!
BRKLN M'S - May 11, 2010
The game is over before 3!
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Where the hell do YOU live?
BRKLN M'S - May 11, 2010
What's New York + 5?
seattlebruin - May 11, 2010
Ahhh, 3AM!
BRKLN M'S - May 11, 2010
Across the pond
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
The game is over before 4!
Time zone diversity is fun.
schismatix - May 11, 2010
The game is over before 8!
BigR - May 11, 2010
Huh, game's over.
And we won.
BrianL - May 11, 2010
Winning seems easy.
I can’t fathom what all the fuss is about
Matthew - May 11, 2010
It's all about chemistry right?
seattle_since_81 - May 11, 2010
I could do this
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
VICTORY!
drblacknwhite - May 11, 2010
Woah, hell of a play paperboy.
Brian Floyd - May 11, 2010 via mobile
Good win tonight.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
STREAK! STREAK! STREAK!
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
Neat.
Goose - May 11, 2010
Consecutive wins!
Griffin Cooper - May 11, 2010
Sweeney hugging people.
What a clubhouse guy.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
Just wait til he gets into the clubhouse
He’s gonna fuck somebody up for the good of the team.
Stormton - May 11, 2010
You can't hear what he's whispering in their ears.
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
You and me.Parking lot. Fifteen minutes. Be there.
Or be sorry.
E-Lizz - May 11, 2010
It's soft and tender.
So full of love.
harkening - May 11, 2010
Sweet nothings?
Cantu Easley Winn - May 11, 2010
"Hey...it was me who ratted out Griffey. Pass it on..."
BRKLN M'S - May 11, 2010
If we could just play the Orioles all year, our record would be KILLER.
sanford_and_son - May 11, 2010
Oh my
CzarCraz - May 11, 2010
Am I mistaken, or did Josh Wilson play a helluva defensive SS tonight?
Rudy4three - May 11, 2010
Home Run Streak!
Slurvey - May 11, 2010
Oh Krueger
“Yeah it’s a bandbox, but that’s a long way out there to center field”
“Yeah the Orioles were a little bumblin stumblin, but…”
Jeff Sullivan - May 11, 2010
I feel unsafe relying on Josh Wilson for offense...
But I’m not complaining.
Slow Country - May 11, 2010
Awkward moment in the post game show.
w00tah - May 11, 2010
Care to describe it for those of us without access?
Eyeball Kid - May 11, 2010
Long awkward silence between Kreuger and Mueller.
Then it goes to her shot with a couple seconds of awkward silence and then she starts to read the script. However, the video was delayed and its just a shot of her reading her clipboard.
w00tah - May 11, 2010
On ESPN they just called Yuni one of the best defensive shortstops in baseball
:(
cedarA - May 11, 2010
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