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Sure enough:

Jack Wilson placed on DL as expected, Tui recalled

Jack's stay on the DL will be retroactive to May 6th, meaning he'll be eligible to return against San Diego on May 21st. This is all made possible by the fact that Josh Wilson's playing like a big boy. Josh won't keep slugging .650, or .500, or .400, but then it's not like Jack has looked at his best in the early going, so the team doesn't lose a whole lot. And Tui will provide some flexibility in the meantime, kind of, in that he isn't literally a tree stump. I don't think a Major League Baseball team would call up a player who is literally a tree stump. Though, why a tree stump would have made it into an organization in the first place is a wonder indeed.

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We have two tree stumps!
They would totally allow a tree stump

If it built a baseball stadium and was a reason that the team didn’t relocate to another city.

Did you know tree stumps need sleep, too?
tree stumps are cozy and comforting. they provide you a place to sit on a warm summer day and , they are shelter for little critters, and they always good for a chuckle or two.

… isn’t that worth it?

Because it's possible that the tree stump

would still have an OBP of .290 or so?

"I don't think a Major League Baseball team would call up a player who is literally a tree stump."

Richie Sexson stands as living proof that you are wrong.

He was about 85% of a tree actually

too tall to be just a stump.

He'd only been topped.
You mean there will actually be...

a position player on the bench when the game starts, who would actually be available to put on a glove and take the field if called upon?

I didn’t know that was allowed.

Mike Sweeney challenges your notion of bench players

with a bare-knuckled brawl behind the jungle gym at 3pm.

Sweeney vs Griffey in a DFA on a pole match!
Wouldn't you ideally want to lose that match if you were one of them?
Doesn't this just set the table for Griff and Sween to stay on the roster when Bradley comes back?
Not sure I'm following you.

Bradley and Wilson will be coming back. Tui will be sent down for one of them, but when the other comes back is when the decision concerning any other player will have to be made.

Guess I was just thinking Bradley will come back first

Thereby delaying the Griff-Sweeney decision by another week or so, thereby keeping our roster inflexible and tree-stumpy.

Hopefully Tui got some of whatever they put in the water in Tacoma.
No kidding.

The “Call-Up Boys” sure seem to be swinging it.

Considering it's Tacoma

Probably drugs

99% of the people I've met that say things like this about Tacoma have never been to Tacoma or at most have driven by it on the freeway and maybe stopped for gas.
Hilltop is kind of scary.
Hilltop was much scarier about 15 years ago.

It just still carries the reputation. Not that it’s a great neighborhood, but it’s better than it was.

Gentrification!
Parts of it are, but they're not any worse than, oh, 12th and Jefferson let's say
Not any worse that certain areas of Seattle, or Everett, or, or, or.....

Tacoma is a pretty hardcore town for the most part, but I’ve personally never had any more problems there than I have in any other city.

12th and Jeff?

Damn Seattle U students!

I used to buy beer there until a man solicted his "wife" for sex

and every time a bum would ask me for a beer. That AM/PM is sketchy.
The sex, however, was fantastic.

I was not serious.

I’d imagine where I live now is a good comparison, as you said.

Thats because its kinda funny.
Tacoma smells funny
I've heard it's because of the paper industry.

You don’t need signs to tell you you’re about to drive past Tacoma; the scent is unmistakable.

The Tacoma aroma
Easy big fella.

Tacoma once was the murder capital of the USA. A title also once held by Yakima. Both cities have earned some of the derision they receive.

Yakima is goddamn scary. They have miners burgers though so its totally worth the risk.
Let's stay on topic please!
So if Josh Wilson keeps hitting like this,

how long do you think Jack’s hamstring continues to be “problematic”?

Jack is still the better player anyway

They just want to be extra cautious.

Did he actually do something to it or just came up sore?
Hurt it legging out a bunt
Well it's not like this was unexpected.

I guess I’d rather miss him early that late when we need his defense.

Extremely SSS,

but it sure looks like Josh has dounf something with the bat this year, and he’s no slouch with the glove. Given Jack’s ongoing injury problems (not from a small sample size), there’s a part of me that wonders if we wouldn’t be better off giving Josh an extended look.

Wow.

“dounf”? How did I do that? Should be “found something with the bat”. Sorry.

Well, Josh will get another week and a half

He’s never really hit anywhere, though, and he’s not the defender that Jack usually is, so the odds are long that we actually have something here.

I understand.

He’s also not a young kid for just coming up. Kind of a AAAA player. But I always wonder if some of those guys will finally “click” and turn into something if they were just given the chance.

Wishful thinking I know.

We all hope for it

It’s just important to remember that it’s unlikely.

Okay so according to Baker, Jack's the one being extra cautious

The DL stint was his idea.

But Tacoma is scary

I live in South Tacoma on the corner of Drive-By Avenue and Gangbanger Boulevard.

I just love that you can eat at a swanky restaurant/bar in what was basically a war zone when I was growing up.

McKinley/south will change too.

I worked on S. Tacoma Way.

And I also did a lot of B2B sales throughout the city. Believe me, I’ve spent plenty of time in Tacoma.

Tui Interface!
Tui gets called up

And boots Griffey from the lineup.

There is a wonderful lack of hugs in that lineup
Lopez at DH, Tui at 3rd.

Poor Hyphen.

Unless I'm reading that wrong, Tui is a SS, j. Wilson is at 3B.

I don’t get it.

You're reading that wrong.
6 is SS, 5 is 3B

So yeah, you’re reading it wrong.

I do not understand this

Are they “resting” Lopez? Because the drop from Lopez to Tui defense is shaped like a cliff and has pointy rocks at the bottom.

Pseudo-offday probably
I gather the thought is that Lopie needs a brain rest day. He's aiming towards the wrong field every time at bat.
Never thought I'd read that there is a dropoff from Lopez's defense.

I’m happy it’s true.

Looked like a 6 to me, I can barely read that. Thanks for the correction
Oh look no Guti

Yeah this should turn out great.

Ah balls

I didn’t even notice that. Talk about torpedoing Hyphen’s chances of sticking when Bedard returns.

Langerhans is capable of holding the fort at CF.
So it's Langer at CF, and Saunders in LF?

I’m okay with that. Guti deserves a day off, and Lopez could definitely use some time to sit down and think about a few things. Although this does feel a bit like one of those “we’ll probably lose anyway, might as well rest who we can” type of games.

Personally, I'd rather have Saunders in CF and Langerhans in LF, but the difference is probably minimal.
Right now I like Saunders staying at one spot.

He’s young and on a roll right now, and I wouldn’t want to mess with that. But as a pure CF? I’m not sure. But I trust Langerhans out there for a game.

It's just one game, but the idea of Saunders as regular LF'er is nice.
Absolutely! Especially if this streak is somewhat sustainable..

Obviously not at the same clip, but he is at least making decent amounts of hard contact.

He's played everywhere in Tacoma, including a few games in CF early on

I think it’s always advisable to have players capable of playing multiple positions. I don’t buy the idea that it’d mess with his hitting to play CF every now and then, and in any event, Saunders is the guy who’s going to be on the team in 2-3 years, so I’m more interested in his development in CF than Langerhans.

Josh Wilson has 5 walks in 6 games and Jack Wilson has 1 walk in 26 games.

For the time being, take your time Jack.

And Tui in the lineup to boot!
Jack Wilson is Mr. Delicate

With how often he’s got a “hammy” acting up, you would think Jack Wilson was the survivor of a tragic jogging accident. He’s also a bit of a pussy.

Yes he should really go out and play through injury, limiting his range and risking doing further damage and being out for longer.

Christ almighty.

Or we could just not employ such fragile athletes

It doesn’t matter that Wilson can pull a Jeter if hes on the bench. Baseball players get hurt, I get it. Jack Wilson seriously injures himself running to first on a groundout half the time, thats annoying. He could alteast pull a Byrnes and hurt himself on a spectacularly unnecessary play.

His fragility is why we have him.
Pull a Jeter? ReallY?
What does Pull A Jeter mean?
Ask Minka Kelly
I don't know how to say this nicely but jesus that was a dumb thing to say
I don't know how to say this meanly, but I 100% agree with your sentiment
This appears to be shitty commenter day at LL
Funny what national coverage can bring out...
These aren't new people

which is the problem.

Well strike that comment from the record!

And yes, that makes it a bit more annoying.

May I yet again commend the patience of the moderators
I jsut want a fucking Grahamocaust

or a Matthewcaust. Is that so much to ask for?

We're trying to be nicer

This is part of the trade off.

Those are bad for the site
You can commend me personally next time I see you.

And by commend, I mean beer.

Done and done
Wow... Well.. Welcome to LL?
I think what you meant to say

Its frustrating that Jack Wilson is always hurt. His value to the team would be much higher if his hamstring wasn’t always acting up.

Posted lineup

Where is the lineup posted that everyone is commenting on? Thanks

Here.

Lineup

Is Langerhans better in CF than Ichiro?
Doesn't look like it, though Langerhans' is SSS.
That sure is an intimidating 3-4-5.
Well it's got Lopez, so it's not completely punchless
Why oh WHY is Sweeney not in the lineup today?
Practicing his MMA skills.
Why is Franklin sitting?

Our best hitter sitting out makes no sense right now.

Yes, they're all robots

They can play every single day.

Well I thought Guti was a sex robot.
GutiBot!
9:35am game tomorrow
No no no no

the correct answer is “because he’s a pussy”. Have you learned NOTHING from this site?

Whatever.

Danielle Lawrie pitches like every fucking game.

Someone needs to tell Wak you don't get degree of difficulty points for putting subpar hitters in the middle of the order.

God forbid you ride the hot bats of Langerhans, Wilson, and Saunders.

Wak's attempting the low-level challenge approach.
Feels bad for Baltimore, clearly!
"What's the worst lineup I can field that will still result in a win??"
Oh Baltimore...we're just fucking with you at this point.
I was just looking at the two Wilsons' stats to compare the two and was shocked by one thing

Jack Wilson hit 12 HR in 2007. How the heck did this ever happen? I don’t think that will ever happen again.

NL.
The fences are still about the same distance

Jack Wilson is one of those players who I doubt can hit a HR in batting practice.

Kinda like Nash Dunking during warmups

Not gonna happen

I have added nothing all day. I am self banishing
Unlike Griffey and Sweeney though, when the tree stump inevitably flopped, it could be used to make bats.

Also the tree stump would never threaten to fight other team mates looks at Mike Sweeney; even if it did though, it would probably win. Punching and kicking tree stumps hurts.

Wak apparently suggested that the team may be playing Tui at third, Lopez at DH for a while.
Who needs defense on that side of the infield anyways?
I doubt it
That might be the straw that breaks my back if he does.
What will you do?

I am not being smart ass, I want to know.

Write about how stupid it is.

It’s not like I have a lot of actionable options here

Wrong as always Matthew
God it would be like moving Guti to LF so Saunders could play center
This is his worst idea yet.
I would fucking scream
Would you really
.gif it or it didn't happen
.gif when it happens

It isn’t set in stone, yet. My mouth is shut.

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