His current positional adjustment, his current defensive value, his current replacement value, and his approximate batting runs value were he to have a .325 wOBA.
And, as expected, just a year after they thought he was the greatest player in the history of baseball, Philadelphia really really hates Raul. Best fans in sports, and the only thing I hate about living here.
and we still got 5 players who are hitting below .200 and a fucking cleanup DH who is hitting .215 with a penchant for grounding out into double plays.
No sir, I don’t like it.
I am confident that you will be unable to complete this task but you people like to destroy the spirits of the bet so much that I don't feel like I can trust you.
All we know is that RRS has been one of the worst starters in the league this year, so it’s hard not to improve on that. It’s just a matter of who is ready and how the roster shakes out.
Jose Lopez makes that play!
joof - May 12, 2010
Is he ever!
BrianL - May 12, 2010
Get that booty Ian
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Yayyyy Tui!!!
….
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Tui at 3B, Lopez at DH
No sir, I don’t like it.
ThundaPC - May 12, 2010
So why IS Tui playing 3rd and Lopez DH?
Benny Boy - May 12, 2010
Mental break
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Some would call it a mental nap
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Because Mexicans are sleepy
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Fiesta!
w00tah - May 12, 2010
Siesta!
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
Huevos!
w00tah - May 12, 2010
Don't you mean siesta?
Matt Erickson - May 12, 2010
Que?
w00tah - May 12, 2010
Or you could call it mental rejuvenation time.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
His bat didn't get enough REM cycles over the off season.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Our manager is an idiot?
skywaker9 - May 12, 2010
To help Lopez get his "swing" back?
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
Dangit. I hate when you change threads while I'm typing.
msb - May 12, 2010
Strasburg: 6 innings, no hits, 1 walk, 7 k.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Maybe it's time to try him against big boys?
abender20 - May 12, 2010
The Nationals play in the NL
Matthew - May 12, 2010
Medium boys?
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Josh Wilsons
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Where do Americans play?
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
The NL
seattle_since_81 - May 12, 2010
THANK YOU ANGEL
But yet again, ROBOTS
perfectstrat - May 12, 2010
Didn't you say Tui was good within the last day and a half?
thehemogoblin - May 12, 2010
Not in the field he didn't.
He also used the qulifier ‘AAA’
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Josh Wilson throws like a girl
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Woohoo!
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Ian bailed out Tui there
skywaker9 - May 12, 2010
Josh Wilson looks like he's about to airmail all of his throws.
BrianL - May 12, 2010
It scares the poop out of me
Hobetchee - May 12, 2010
RYE.
Residual Yuni Effect.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Snell didn't throw a pithc in the strikezone that entire AB.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
That's how badass he is
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Over halfway through the game and now MLBTV says I'm blacked out.
Uhhhh….
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
I'm starting to think we need a dedicated fanPost for people to post their MLB.tv related comments in.
Matthew - May 12, 2010
My mlb.tv works like a charm or I don't watch the game and leave my computer!
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Novel concept
Matthew - May 12, 2010
This is a good idea.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Yes because that way nobody would have to read about mlb.tv comments if they didn't want to
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
OH MY GOD IT'S BUGGY
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I had to submit my CC for some reason
To get it to work again (not for this game since I’m in Ms viewing area but for others).
skywaker9 - May 12, 2010
Solid job Matt
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Sweendawgesque.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Is it official then?
We add -dawg to the end of the names of our bad players?
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
I thought it was just Griffey and Sweeney.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
6 pitches too many.
Big Jared - May 12, 2010
Come on Chone, fucking get a hit this time
skywaker9 - May 12, 2010
Lets go CHONEDAWG!
joof - May 12, 2010
Or just get on base somehow, anyhow
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Angel Hernandez is a fucking knob.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
With the best vision EVAR
abender20 - May 12, 2010
SO CLOSE CHONE
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
SAFE!
What the fuck, Angel Hernandez?
harkening - May 12, 2010
WHAT?!??!?!?
OUT?
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
He looked safe
ignacio - May 12, 2010
SAFE
drblacknwhite - May 12, 2010
Yeah, safe
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Arrgh
Damn it Chone.
skywaker9 - May 12, 2010
Fucking Hernandez must have a bet on this game.
skywaker9 - May 12, 2010
Good call, actually.
ThundaPC - May 12, 2010
Looked out to me there
Matthew - May 12, 2010
Hard to tell where the foot is on the bag
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
On furhter review
Yeah, good call.
skywaker9 - May 12, 2010
What the fuck is a skoshe?
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
It's like a smidge.
seattle_since_81 - May 12, 2010
Give me a second
http://lmgtfy.com/
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
You're supposed to actually google it for him
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
And then give him the link of that
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
That's not how we do it in the past
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Post-date confirms.
He is in the past.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
You're part of the past now?
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Fun experiments!
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Tike whore
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
I'm back now
Just had to get a new swing
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I like shopping in history
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Sure is cheap!
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
As cheap as it gets!
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
It really skeeves me out to see all the white people around though
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
That's why I'm okay with just taking their shit
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
You down with OPP?
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
What a bunch of faggots
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Or as they say in the not future
What a bunch of faggots
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
`
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/skosh
Matthew - May 12, 2010
Huh, Urbandictionary confirms my first thought.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Skosh.
msb - May 12, 2010
Well the groundballs seem to be back for Kotchman.
BrianL - May 12, 2010
Is it too obvious that his name is Angel?
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
Stop hitting these weak little grounders
skywaker9 - May 12, 2010
If I am remembering correctly, we have been shut down by Bergesen before?
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
Has Chone been really unlucky?
Will I find that information here?
msb - May 12, 2010
Yes?
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Good?
msb - May 12, 2010
I hate having professional hitters who can't square up 88 mph fastballs down the heart of the plate
perfectstrat - May 12, 2010
Really putting on a hitting display out there.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Kotchman has gone back to hitting groundballs.
When he was hitting the ball hard he was hitting line drives. I was hopeful but I’m losing faith in his “renaissance” or whatever.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Exactly what does Junior have left to do?
BrianL - May 12, 2010
Retire.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Win a World Series?
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Whatever it is, it has to be done at Safeco Field.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Stick around for his bobblehead nights.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
I would make a napping joke if it wasn't already a dead meme.
Benne - May 12, 2010
Didn't stop me.
Then again, I suck.
SethGrandpa - May 12, 2010
I don't remember who it was that came up with it
But I’m all for that Griffey Napping in a Chair bobblehead.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Would you roadtrip for it?
harkening - May 12, 2010
I would..
But I’m afraid I’d fall asleep at the wheel!
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
HAHA!
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Nap at every ballpark in the majors.
Still hasn’t gotten the new one in Minnesota.
SethGrandpa - May 12, 2010
70 pitches... CGSO on the way for Bad Bergesen
lailaihei - May 12, 2010
According to a rudimentary guess of the strike zone,
Ian Snell has thrown 9 of his 33 pitches in the zone
Matthew - May 12, 2010
He seems like he's getting enough swinging strikes though
Edgar for Pres - May 12, 2010
It never fails to astonish me how bad pitchers are at throwing strikes and how unwilling batters are to take balls.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Time to watch hockey!
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I hate every team left.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
I enjoy the idea of Pittsburgh losing here
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
That would be nice, I admit.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
So, did you know the AL East is a tough division?
I just gleaned this astonishing insight from Sims and Blowers.
harkening - May 12, 2010
DAMN YOU ALONZO POWELL
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
What the hell was Scott waiting for?
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Good deke by Ichiro it looked like.
dkulich - May 12, 2010
Probably thought it was a foul or HR
Scott is lazy and didn’t want to run if he didn’t have to.
Edgar for Pres - May 12, 2010
Yeah, I don't understand why he didn't score.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Oh fuck
skywaker9 - May 12, 2010
The Orioles announcers just drew a penis on the screen
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Purposefully?
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
Fully erect or limp?
JBell523 - May 12, 2010
They've got to entertain themselves somehow.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Look for it on Deadspin tomorrow
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I don't read Deadspin
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
It's been shit ever since Leitch left.
Benne - May 12, 2010
What about meatspin?
Robert - May 12, 2010
I live for dat shit
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
shit's crazy
Robert - May 12, 2010
You're lucky the Marauder isn't around to see this
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
...
This is bad.
harkening - May 12, 2010
We are going to lose to the Orioles.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Who's the guy wearin a batting helmet in the dugout next to Wak?
Is he a bodyguard?
ignacio - May 12, 2010
I now have no excuse not to study for finals.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
Seriously, Brad Fucking Bergesen???
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
Fucking hell.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Ian Snell for the starting rotation!
BrianL - May 12, 2010
So Ian Snell isn't that good.
harkening - May 12, 2010
I guess I'll watch something else
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
Sean White's warming up
Now sounds like a good idea
JBell523 - May 12, 2010
5 Aces!
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
Can we start rooting for the Rays yet?
dkulich - May 12, 2010
Go Nats!
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Their rotation is hilarious
But somehow good?
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
I honestly have no idea.
But Ryan Zimmerman is awesome and I imagine it’s hilarious watching Adam Dunn play the field. Also STRASBURG.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Padres.
ThundaPC - May 12, 2010
The Rays are awful
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
They had a perfect game thrown against them. They blow.
joof - May 12, 2010
I mean to root for
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
You know who is awesome to root for? The Padres!
joof - May 12, 2010
I can never root for our rivals.
I hate them so.
harkening - May 12, 2010
I got stuck on them winter 2008, before they were good.
I’ve had Longoria mancrush, and Joe Maddon is my friend’s uncle.
dkulich - May 12, 2010
I loved them too, then they got too good and popular and I am as white as cocaine
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Does this mean you're gonna stop loving Franklin soon?
JBell523 - May 12, 2010
5.5 games back
ChaseB - May 12, 2010
Sean White!
Game punted!
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
I would like Markakis
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Yes.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
On a plate
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Yesterday's closed captioning referred to him as 'More Cake Us'
Either way, we come out ahead.
Gihyou - May 12, 2010
That was actually the joke
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
h/t Last Fan Of Jose Lopez
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Oh well fuck me
Gihyou - May 12, 2010
You know I tried to get back into that account because I thought whoever was using it would keep it unbanned but that person was smarter than that
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
This person sounds like a real pro
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
A real gay ass pro
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
We need another punning thread. That was fun last time.
joof - May 12, 2010
No we don't
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I mean yes we do but not one that's open to the public
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
It should contain just Jeff, Fogel and Gomez.
Robert - May 12, 2010
NO WE DON'T
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
This is poop.
joof - May 12, 2010
Snell and RRS have very different approaches to produce an underwhelming outing.
Edgar for Pres - May 12, 2010
Time to start looking for a decent picture to put Willie Harris in, I think.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
I have a new song idea for RRS girl
JBell523 - May 12, 2010
GODDAMMIT WHY WEREN'T YOU TRADED?
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Dave: Did you like those uniforms Mike?
Mike: Which ones?
Dave: (The ones I’ve been talking about for the last 5 minutes.) Green ones!
dkulich - May 12, 2010
Tui sucks so damn hard.
SethGrandpa - May 12, 2010
Maybe he should be a professional vaccuum.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
NOT A SWING!
harkening - May 12, 2010
Look at the bright side
if we are going to score 5 runs in 3 innings on anyone, it’s going to be the Orioles.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
2 innings.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
It took me 3 innings to realize that I didn't have the sound on.
Mariners Baseball-Believe Big!
Robert - May 12, 2010
Maybe if we work his count we can get their ace out of the game and get to face the relievers
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Josh Wilson is a fucknut
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
But almost cycle!
harkening - May 12, 2010
#5 web gem last night!
Stormton - May 12, 2010
Boy it's a good thing Jack Wilson had to go on the DL so we could keep Josh in the lineup.
BrianL - May 12, 2010
Phew.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Jack Wilson put himself on the DL
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Of course the day we decide Josh Wilson is OK sort of long term...
Is the day he gets back to sucking.
dkulich - May 12, 2010
Hmm. Sean White.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Oh good here's Sean White to save the day.
Benne - May 12, 2010
I fully expected Tui to throw that someplace not near Kotchman's glove
JBell523 - May 12, 2010
Tui should try being that good all the time.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Have we lost this bitch yet?
the other side - May 12, 2010
All of this typing is disturbing my nap.
Sirbunt - May 12, 2010
BRAD FUCKING BERGESEN
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
We get it.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Griffey must be having nightmares.
ThundaPC - May 12, 2010
Oh my god a strikeout!
Karma Police - May 12, 2010
This game blows.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
This season kinda blows.
the other side - May 12, 2010
That is Sean White's second strikeout this season
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
This entire season
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
He misses a lot of bats.
the other side - May 12, 2010
But pitches to contact when there's 2 strikes
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Perhaps I should have added a "Sarcasm Alert!"
the other side - May 12, 2010
Jesus Christ.
BrianL - May 12, 2010
You are getting at something.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
Real numbers?
harkening - May 12, 2010
So since it's may 12...
The fucking moon goes through an entire lunar cycle faster than Sean White gets strikeouts.
Karma Police - May 12, 2010
Only two more than Jamie Burke!
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Can we take Luke Scott with us to Tampa Bay?
BrianL - May 12, 2010
His .282 wOBA is so shiny!
harkening - May 12, 2010
Do what Dave tells you to do!
ChaseB - May 12, 2010
You make fun of him, but how many Mariners have better than a .282 wOBA?
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
How many Mariners do I want to take to Tampa Bay?
>:(
harkening - May 12, 2010
More than 2 = many
ignacio - May 12, 2010
7
I drink the punch
ChaseB - May 12, 2010
Well in minimal playing time
He’s an upgrade right now over Sweeney, Griffey, Lopez, and Wilson and probably some of the other guys playing over their heads.
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
No.
You may have Tui.
the other side - May 12, 2010
Wigginton's out
aw shit there goes our chance
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Sigh.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Adam Moore sucks
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
He's taking the Michael Saunders path to success
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
He isn't nearly as cute
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
He also actually sucks
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
He looks thuglicious in his gameday pic
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Adam Moore looks like a pile of crap
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
11 in a row retired.
Fucking A
Benne - May 12, 2010
What the hell, Adam?
That was just a lost swing.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Give us a bright spot, Saunders.
That wasn’t what I meant.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Goddamn we're being three-hit by Brad fuckin Bergesen
Alto - May 12, 2010
Four hit!
harkening - May 12, 2010
This has been mentioned.
the other side - May 12, 2010
Ichiro!
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
THAT'S GONNA BE OUR SPARK
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I can't even remember if it was
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
I remember that I stopped watching immediately after
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
This game's mighty silly
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Over/under on # of times the M's will be shut out this year
I’m gonna say 32
Edgar for Pres - May 12, 2010
That's a little high.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
Yeah you're right
We only have 4 so far. Ok lets set over/under at 15.
Edgar for Pres - May 12, 2010
I'll still take the under.
harkening - May 12, 2010
You're forgetting Sweendog's 9th inning RBI's
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
I'll take the under.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Ooh a steal. That was...nice.
the other side - May 12, 2010
I like how Ichiro didn't steal as much last year so this year he's making up for it
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Dave didn't like that steal.
“I don’t know WHY he would steal that base…”
Mataya - May 12, 2010
Ahahahaha
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
Spark!
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
A run!
A Figgy hit! RBI!
harkening - May 12, 2010
Not a shut out bitches.
the other side - May 12, 2010
IN PLAY, RUNS SCORED.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
When you see those in Gameday it almost feels like Christmas!
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
See those words.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
Oh that's what you meant
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I thought he was talking about his hover trees
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
I just wanted to clarify. Because you never know.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
I know now
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
ALL OF CHONE'S HITS ARE FUCKING POPUPS
NOW I REMEMBER
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
I don't know how he got air under that ball
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
This is where the Orioles completely implode, right
Alto - May 12, 2010
I remember when being four hit actually meant something.
Robert - May 12, 2010
Figgins with the stylish RBI!
ignacio - May 12, 2010
RUN MOTHERFUCKER!
WHOO! THATS RIGHT! UNSTOPPABLE BABY!
joof - May 12, 2010
Unstoppable.
Ichiro Suzuki is.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Finally!
voltron27 - May 12, 2010
FIGGY FIGGY FIGGY
OI OI OI
sanford_and_son - May 12, 2010
Trembley is getting booed
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I'm sure he's used to it
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
Yeah! We totally chased him
Kermit. - May 12, 2010
Offense!
harkening - May 12, 2010
That Ichiro stolen base got into his head.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Gotta love seeing a doily.
Mataya - May 12, 2010
I'd love seeing back-to-back-to-back home runs if it meant a win.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Will Ohman has been good this year
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Luckily, Ohman is bad.
lailaihei - May 12, 2010
So is Brad Bergesen!
harkening - May 12, 2010
So, Runs: Mariners :: Water: Fremen.
joof - May 12, 2010
TAAAAAAAAAAAKE
You can’t hit lefties!
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
All Mariners players are assholes
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Kotchman just gave you the finger.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Man your memory sure is bad
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
I always mix up my memories with my dreams
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
I always mix up my memories with my bread
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I get carpal tunnel from countin all this bread
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Winnable, this game is.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
Kotchman!
Heydude - May 12, 2010
KOTCHDAWG!
joof - May 12, 2010
Kotch!
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Life?!
Oh, Loafie.
Stormton - May 12, 2010
Here comes the ralley killer
wetzelcoal - May 12, 2010
Lopez
You need a homerun already
IlliniM - May 12, 2010
He has one.
harkening - May 12, 2010
oops
forgot about the whitesox grandslam
IlliniM - May 12, 2010
NECESSARY PITCHING CHANGES
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Gotta give the fans their money's worth
rickpo - May 12, 2010
False hope!
yakvalleycardinal - May 12, 2010
Oh shit, Koji Uehara.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Hey, our cleanup hitter is up in an RBI situaton! Yeah!
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
Ohman, that didn't last long.
voltron27 - May 12, 2010
BOOO
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
I love it when something good happens...
… and then about 5 seconds later, 10 people just post the last name of the guy with an exclamation point!
Mataya - May 12, 2010
Is your mom a dead meme?
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
My mom is dead
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
That's why it's a dead meme
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
Thats harsh dude.
the other side - May 12, 2010
You wish
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
I was just trying to end the subthread
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Now look what you've done
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
My mother is very much alive
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Last time I checked
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Upstairs
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Yeah but it's like die already
right?
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
I traveled to the part of the future where she's dead and it was worse
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I traveled to the future and found out my mom was immortal!
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
She brought you some delicious pepperoni Hotpockets like 10 minutes ago.
Although you probably should have removed your hand from your trousers before she walked downstairs. That was awkward.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
I'm thinking that at this point it's stuck there, like when fat people never get off their couches
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
You're probably right. Bloggers. Heh.
the other side - May 12, 2010
It's really sticky in there
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I keep telling you it's not Elmer's Lube.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
GOD yes.
the other side - May 12, 2010
I've only been here for about a year, but I really hope it was never alive
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
Incoming Griffey pinch hit.
lailaihei - May 12, 2010
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wetzelcoal - May 12, 2010
Hopefully we can see a Guti pinch hit.
Mataya - May 12, 2010
FALSE HOPE.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
SANDSTORM!
w00tah - May 12, 2010
I heard it too awesome.
the other side - May 12, 2010
Loafie sucks.
harkening - May 12, 2010
We should give him a nickname that doesn't make him sound like he sucks.
lailaihei - May 12, 2010
And see if it reverses the effect?
harkening - May 12, 2010
How about "The Kid?"
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
Take the first two strikes and then swing at everything.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
Koji Uehara is good
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
And has wicked sideburns
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
If I was a hitter, I would be distracted by those.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
It is a good thing you are not a major league hitter then
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Just hit a single, OK?
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Incoming strikeout
Alto - May 12, 2010
You look like you need a lighter bat Jose
kentroyals5 - May 12, 2010
I think he needs more talent.
harkening - May 12, 2010
I agree
Edgar for Pres - May 12, 2010
Koji is bringing the sideburn heat.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
I'm liking all the deep flyballs and line drives yanked foul.
harkening - May 12, 2010
FUCKING TEASE
Stormton - May 12, 2010
Get some power, Jose
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Damn
At least it was almost out.
Edgar for Pres - May 12, 2010
Son of a bitch.
dkulich - May 12, 2010
TAKE STEROIDS
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Benne - May 12, 2010
On a normal day, that ball leaves the yard
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
The 10 rain drops that hit it on it's path knocked it down.
kentroyals5 - May 12, 2010
...this is not how it works.
harkening - May 12, 2010
But kind of.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Call me crazy but I think maybe he knows that
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
You are crazy.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Wow, thanks audience of the Ben Stein show
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
Like you present-ers have any idea how the world works
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Secret cabal of lizard men?
harkening - May 12, 2010
DAMN
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
ouch
mark2 - May 12, 2010
Awww....
ThundaPC - May 12, 2010
GOD DAMN WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO US.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Damn it Patterson.
Heydude - May 12, 2010
Oh shit, a tease
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Damnit Dave, don't get so excited!
Mataya - May 12, 2010
It was legitimate excitement.
harkening - May 12, 2010
So fitting
kentroyals5 - May 12, 2010
Warning track power!
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
That play gives me an incredibly disappointing feeling.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
I thought that only happened at Safeco.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
In Safeco, we have a roof to stop the rain.
harkening - May 12, 2010
Kinda novel concept. You would think it would catch on.
the other side - May 12, 2010
This reminds me of MLB 06 the show
Whenever I’d hit a home run just over the wall Cory Patterson would catch it
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
Maybe if Loafie wasn't such a pussy...
BRKLN M'S - May 12, 2010
Welp.
sanford_and_son - May 12, 2010
That was a pretty decent at bat actually.
Didn’t work out but thats ok. Lopez has convinced me again that he might be good.
Edgar for Pres - May 12, 2010
Not okay.
ScottBrowne - May 12, 2010
Another one of our unlucky players this year.
How valuable would he be if he can start hitting again?
ChaseB - May 12, 2010
He hasn't been unlucky so much as terrible.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
20% LD
Check out his BA on GB and FB
ChaseB - May 12, 2010
He has one home run
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
So his BABIP on GB and FB mean nothiong?
I thought we already knew his power was fake.
ChaseB - May 12, 2010
They do mean something
but without power and without walks he is completely awful.
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
But with Defense?!
joof - May 12, 2010
I know he isn't going to hit for power or walk.
But how valuable would he be if he could get his wOBA back up to .325?
ChaseB - May 12, 2010
Pretty valuable, although that would require power and walks
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
He has done it the past two years without walks.
I don’t know how to calculate his power going completely out though. Something for me to think about while we lose a bunch of games.
ChaseB - May 12, 2010
Power is wOBAs most important component
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
And it is doubtful he can hit 25 HRs again.
He certainly has not looked like it so far.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
If he's not going to hit for power or walk, he's not going to do that.
Matt Erickson - May 12, 2010
Right now? About 1.1 wins so far.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
I have to ask
Where did you get that number from?
ChaseB - May 12, 2010
His current positional adjustment, his current defensive value, his current replacement value, and his approximate batting runs value were he to have a .325 wOBA.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
I Gotcha
Thanks
ChaseB - May 12, 2010
Sometimes that stuff is bad luck.
His approach has been horrible, he has been over or under a ton of pitches, and he hasn’t been hitting much hard.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Hey. What if he is hitting them hard, then where are we
Kermit. - May 12, 2010
More runs?
abender20 - May 12, 2010
What if this is as hard as he can hit.
Kermit. - May 12, 2010
We should have traded his ass when we had the chance.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
YOU HEAR THAT FUKUSHIMA?
abender20 - May 12, 2010
I'll make sure he gets the link
Kermit. - May 12, 2010
How many warning track flyballs have we hit this game?
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
At least one
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I thought Ichiro and Langerhans both had one too but I could be wrong.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
That's what I said
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
TO THE BOX
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Fair enough.
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
"Warning track outs" or "warning track flyballs"?
Warning track outs: 2.
Warning track flyballs: 5.
harkening - May 12, 2010
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
This is probably the only thing I miss about Raul Ibanez
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
And they don't play it for him in Philadelphia.
And, as expected, just a year after they thought he was the greatest player in the history of baseball, Philadelphia really really hates Raul. Best fans in sports, and the only thing I hate about living here.
dkulich - May 12, 2010
Wak's pitching all the stars of the bullpen tonight.
How are we going to surprise anyone when we are showing off all of our weapons?
seattle_since_81 - May 12, 2010
Hmm, Colome is out there
It must be “Send out our worst lineup AND worst bullpen possible” day
Matt Erickson - May 12, 2010
This game doesn't deserve good relievers
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Good news!
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
So Colome may be hurt.
Six man bullpen!
harkening - May 12, 2010
Yeah I thought Colome looked like he pulled something
on the strikeout pitch.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Time to send out one of the last JV Mariners, K-Tex time.
Heydude - May 12, 2010
At least Kanekoa turned his razor from full-on homelessness to R.A. Dickey.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
It's okay, he'll be back in three days...
He’s Jesus!
voltron27 - May 12, 2010
For a minute there I thought this game was almost over
rickpo - May 12, 2010
Possibly the beginning of a new 6-man bullpen?
Who would they call up if it would happen though?
Mataya - May 12, 2010
The Banana man?
ScottBrowne - May 12, 2010
Josh Fields!
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Colome: DFA or DL?
lailaihei - May 12, 2010
The former.
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
Mataya - May 12, 2010
Some one will definitely claim him within 2 seconds of being DFA'd.
dkulich - May 12, 2010
OH NOOOOOOO
abender20 - May 12, 2010
D-F-A! D-F-A! D-F-A!
SethGrandpa - May 12, 2010
Ian Snell had 0 BBs and 3 Ks
Progress!
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
What is the Mariner's WPA% at?
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
Let me fangraphs that for you
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
-.484
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
Thank you.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
And their WE is 1.7%, not sure which you meant
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
I meant for this game.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
Both of them are for this game
I wasn’t sure if you meant WPA or WE – the “%” threw me
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
It's just my ignorance showing. But yeah I guess I wasn't sure either.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
So Griffey and Sweeney aren't in the lineup
and we still got 5 players who are hitting below .200 and a fucking cleanup DH who is hitting .215 with a penchant for grounding out into double plays.
No sir, I don’t like it.
Sam Regens - May 12, 2010
Same poor hitting, I'd rather see Griffey or Sweeney out there than Lopez
Sam Regens - May 12, 2010
This is 100% wrong.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Christ
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
Lopez has a chance of not sucking.
Griffey and Sweeney have no chance of not sucking.
Matt Erickson - May 12, 2010
I really doubt Griffey hits a ball to the warning track.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Maybe I expressed it wrong. In a scoring chance, Sweeney gives me more confidence than Lopez does now.
Sam Regens - May 12, 2010
It's ok to believe something with absolutely no proof
Matt Erickson - May 12, 2010
I get it, you're the guy that overreacts
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
One of the many.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Can I be the guy that says "shit's crazy" after everything?
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Let me check with the Marauder
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
YES
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Wow shit's totally crazy
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
CLIFF LEE
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Cliff Lee has really blue eyes.
harkening - May 12, 2010
He is so fucking dreamy
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
I think I love him
Sam Regens - May 12, 2010
Dreamy
dkulich - May 12, 2010
He's a goodlooking man.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
I could watch him and Guti all day long
wetzelcoal - May 12, 2010
Ooooooooh
Cliff Lee…. Good job distracting me FSNW
dkulich - May 12, 2010
I never realized it before, but Cliff Lee is looking an awful lot like Raph Fiennes.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Whoa.. he does.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
DON'T SAY HIS NAME!
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
Although holy shit did he marry a child.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
That really looks like his daughter.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Ohmygod!
harkening - May 12, 2010
I posted this originally as a joke, assuming that was his daughter.
Now I’m not sure.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Is he old enough to have a daughter that age?
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Nope, that's his wife
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
It is, in fact, his wife.
Source page. Check the caption!
harkening - May 12, 2010
This was an intelligent thing to post
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Let's talk about volcanoes!
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Tell me that isn't a horrible head of hair.
Same goes for his kids.
ScottBrowne - May 12, 2010
CLIFF LEE IS VOLDEMORT
JAH - May 12, 2010
Cliff Lee has stupid hair.
ScottBrowne - May 12, 2010
And gives a really awkward interview.
ScottBrowne - May 12, 2010
But I still love him.
ScottBrowne - May 12, 2010
He had to answer some really dumb questions.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
You shut your whore mouth.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
You have stupid hair
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Yes I do.
Not as bad as his though.
ScottBrowne - May 12, 2010
What is your definition of stupid hair?
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
You have a stupid face!
You take that back right now!
dkulich - May 12, 2010
That's an odd way of spelling "sexy"
Alto - May 12, 2010
You'll think differently once you run your fingers through it a few times
rickpo - May 12, 2010
Mmmmm now we're speaking my language
BRKLN M'S - May 12, 2010
What was the Cliff Lee interview?
I’m on the Baltimore feed.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
"You throw a lot of strikes."
“Yeah, well, we have a defense and stuff, so walks are bad.”
“You throw a lot of first pitch strikes.”
“Yes, I do.”
“How?”
“…”
harkening - May 12, 2010
Investigative journalism at its best.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Cliff Lee basically confirmed to Jen Mueller that he tries not to walk people because walking people is bad and makes the game last longer
Matt Erickson - May 12, 2010
If I was a senior and I heard this commercial,
I would stay as far away from SHAG as I could.
Mataya - May 12, 2010
YESSS RALLY FRIES
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Did something change about Rally Fries in the future?
That you like them now?
dkulich - May 12, 2010
Woooooooshhh
BRKLN M'S - May 12, 2010
They're different in Baltimore.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
At least the situation is appropriate
wetzelcoal - May 12, 2010
I would like to see the person who came up with Rally Fries take the place of Willie Harris in this photo:
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
It was Blowers
wetzelcoal - May 12, 2010
Love it, but it's actually Nyjer Morgan
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Ah shit, really?
That ruins my ‘Ministry of Willie Walks’ pun.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
They're basically the same thing...
If you keep saying it’s Willie Harris, people will forget it’s not.
dkulich - May 12, 2010
Alright time for the Rainiers to save our asses
wetzelcoal - May 12, 2010
"WAKE UP GRIFFEY!"
I LOVE YOU BALTIMORE!
Mataya - May 12, 2010
Hilarious.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
"Wake up Griffey" chant
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
This is the best thing Baltimore has done since The Wire.
dkulich - May 12, 2010
Was that what they were saying?
I couldn’t tell. But that’s hilarious.
TWownsU - May 12, 2010
Ahahahaha, brilliant.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Show us your new walk skills Tui!
lailaihei - May 12, 2010
2-2 to Tui!
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Way to not be useless, Tui!
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Well hey, 1st and 3rd.
TWownsU - May 12, 2010
Don't you tease me again, Mariners.
Stormton - May 12, 2010
RALLY RALLY RALLY
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
What is the pitcher's name?
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Floji Flappyhara
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Flapfredo Flimon
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Thanks
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
/spirit finger shake
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Trust your nose
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Frie
refuse2lose2010 - May 12, 2010
RALLY RALLY THE PITCHERS NAME IS SALLY!
joof - May 12, 2010
They better PH Guti at some point
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
Trembley sure is getting a lot of exercise tonight.
M'sFanatic - May 12, 2010
Who will replace RRS until Bedard gets back?
refuse2lose2010 - May 12, 2010
I was hoping off days could help, but we don't have one until May 24th.
Mataya - May 12, 2010
(sung to the tune of shots by LMFAO)
HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS, HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS
EVERYBODY
cedarA - May 12, 2010
They came to my school a few weeks ago.
Just thought that I’d throw that out there.
flashbeak - May 12, 2010
Where's that Paperboy?
Come on, Josh Wilson!
Floyd Gondoli - May 12, 2010
Please PH for Moore
wetzelcoal - May 12, 2010
Griffey on deck.
Mataya - May 12, 2010
With Junior!
harkening - May 12, 2010
Oh good Griffey getting loose
Stormton - May 12, 2010
Who let him loose?
Torrid - May 12, 2010
Throw more pitches like that.
harkening - May 12, 2010
We need some more BBs
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Alfredo Simon sounds like a pasta dish
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
It sounds like a gimmicky pasta dish.
Kirk - May 12, 2010
So is California Pizza Kitchen's "Thai Alfredo".
Yet delicious.
harkening - May 12, 2010
That is so damn good.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
I love Thai food. I love fettuccine alfredo.
What could possibly go wrong!?
harkening - May 12, 2010
Thai food is amazing. I could seriously eat it every day.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
I want to go to Olive Garden and order this.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
You want to go to Olive Garden
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
She's in college.
WE ARE POOR!
harkening - May 12, 2010
Cook for yourself.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Go to Vortex Burger.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Lots of great hole in the walls will be half as expensive as Olive Garden and actually provide awesome food.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Olive Garden isn't that expensive
If I save up for a week, I could definitely go there.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Banh Mi costs like $2
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
I can think of like 800 places within walking distance of me that are cheaper and better than Olive Garden.
Olive Garden isn’t really even cheap.
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
That's the crazy part.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Maybe they like the taste of poop.
Kirk - May 12, 2010
You demanded that we go there instead of the BJ Brewery as I was insisting
Robert - May 12, 2010
I call bullshit on this.
Robert - May 12, 2010
You don't like anything that tastes like anything but salt
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
That's not what I was calling bullshit on.
You get winded going to a soccer game so I find it highly dubious that you have a walking range of 800 restaurants.
Robert - May 12, 2010
I had a cold you snotwad
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
I will give you one million dollars if you go for a walk and return with 800 menus of restaurants that you visited on said walk.
Robert - May 12, 2010
I am 100.00% serious.
Robert - May 12, 2010
There are at least 4,600 restaurants in the greater Seattle area.
Seeing as how I quite routinely walk 4-6 miles recreationally, are you quite certain you would like to keep this offer on the table?
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
I am confident that you will be unable to complete this task but you people like to destroy the spirits of the bet so much that I don't feel like I can trust you.
Robert - May 12, 2010
Taser?
Fett42 - May 12, 2010
Taz her? I hardly even know her!
Robert - May 12, 2010
Also salt is delicious and I feel no need to mess with what works.
Robert - May 12, 2010
It would be the irony of fates
If Griffey hit a pinch hit home run right after the “wake up Griffey” chants.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
I hope he does, and then crosses home plate flipping off the crowd.
And says he learned it from Milton.
harkening - May 12, 2010
I'm calling a Griff-slam
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
Which would be quite noteworthy with two runners on.
eponymous_coward - May 12, 2010
I was scared that Griffdawg was pinch hitting for Saunders.
That would have made for an upset Kirk.
Kirk - May 12, 2010
I'm scared that he's pinch hitting for Moore when Guti is on the bench
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
Guti is hurt
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Loving the pic of Mrs. Johnson and Bobby boy.
flashbeak - May 12, 2010
I hope whoever this is hits at least a double, because Junior is GIDP this shit.
joof - May 12, 2010
Josh Wilson is going to find a way to GIDP.
lailaihei - May 12, 2010
Josh Wilson inspires no confidence whatsoever
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
But what a swing!
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Other than his massive 3 run jack?
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Paperboy's got attitude.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Did nothing to inspire confidence in me
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
But he's one of the most confident little fuckers ever
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
Except for that weak chin of his.
voltron27 - May 12, 2010
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
.
http://weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/only-a-burrito.php
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
Why
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Because babies look like burritos
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
Gorditos?
Mmmmm
sanford_and_son - May 12, 2010
Exactly.
CapSea - May 12, 2010
I don't see the relevence but it's pretty damn funny.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Many thanks for the virus that link just gave me.
flashbeak - May 12, 2010
Wow your anti-virus software sucks dongs
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
I'm so glad I spent most of this game making a .GIF rather than watching it
Fett42 - May 12, 2010
I just saw a potential one for later
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Does it involve Cliff Lee?
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
The Texeira spit attempt?
Matt Erickson - May 12, 2010
I'm not telling you fuckers
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
I don't want to spoil this for everyone else but this gif he's planning is hilarious
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Up high
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
The anticipation is now killing me.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
It's in the meme thread
Fett42 - May 12, 2010
Aaaaaaaaand rec'd
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
The meme thread has been keeping me entertained all afternoon.
Floyd Gondoli - May 12, 2010
I'm considering posting something on it that could be considered intolerable horrible to some people
Fett42 - May 12, 2010
Fuck it, that's part of the reason for the subject line.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Let me get the thread open before you post it
Kermit. - May 12, 2010
I'm pretty sure I know where you are going with this
Aaron Campeau - May 12, 2010
Josh Wilson hits a lot of foul balls.
I find this annoying.
Kirk - May 12, 2010
Shit.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Griffey GIDP time
TWownsU - May 12, 2010
HELL YEAH!
Griffey GIDdyuP time.
CapSea - May 12, 2010
Alright!!!
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Here comes Griffey, continuing to ruin my childhood!
joof - May 12, 2010
Swung at ball four?
Although who knows with this ump.
sanford_and_son - May 12, 2010
Would have been ball 3
perfectstrat - May 12, 2010
Whoops! Sorry.
sanford_and_son - May 12, 2010
It's Joe West, the guy that complained about the Yankees and Red Sox taking too long.
kennerdoloman - May 12, 2010
Time to hit the warehouse!
Fuckmikereilly - May 12, 2010
BB!!!!
Boz86 - May 12, 2010
HECKLE THE FUCK OUTTA HIM
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
TAKE!
Slow Country - May 12, 2010
Okay Griffey, time to end the game with a double play
I’m ready for it.
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Griffey starts his swing in April to catch up to fastballs.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Griffdawg made sawlid cawntact!
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
That was an amazing replay
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
Griffgirth in slow motion!
Big Jared - May 12, 2010
I think I'd rather have Moore.
Mariner John - May 12, 2010
I know so.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
The think is only because he has been awful so far.
Mariner John - May 12, 2010
"Junior hits it hard."
It lands less than 50 feet past the cut of the grass. Love it.
James F'n X - May 12, 2010
AW CHRIST
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
It's sad that that looked like a home run
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Love it.
Kirk - May 12, 2010
Jr. Sac Fly, eh.
Heydude - May 12, 2010
So close to the warehouse.
Fuckmikereilly - May 12, 2010
Woah, that fooled me.
I thought that was crushed.
CapSea - May 12, 2010
It was.
harkening - May 12, 2010
I've never heard Niehause back off a big call so quickly
Kermit. - May 12, 2010
Dave's kind of blind now.
eponymous_coward - May 12, 2010
Seriously dude, say something positive someday.
Just once, that’s really all I want. One time. Please. For me. For your old pal Libro/CS. I will be your best friend.
CapSea - May 12, 2010
I'm positive I'm not posting here to make you happy.
eponymous_coward - May 12, 2010
.
CapSea - May 12, 2010
Obviously a pessimistic Mariners fan
eponymous_coward - May 12, 2010
Feline AIDS is the number one killer of domestic cats.
CapSea - May 12, 2010
I thought that was them getting run over.
eponymous_coward - May 12, 2010
He did a pretty good job with that one
I’m not buying Neihaus as blind, I think he’s just about as good as ever.
Kermit. - May 12, 2010
Sweet, productive out
Kermit. - May 12, 2010
Dear Ken,
When you can’t pull the trigger on breaking balls and can’t get around on fastballs, it’s prolly time.
Big Jared - May 12, 2010
For some reason the word "prolly" really gets on my nerves
Not quite sure why.
Matt Erickson - May 12, 2010
Because it's not a word.
harkening - May 12, 2010
We're in agreement. Griff made me use it.
Big Jared - May 12, 2010
How is that?
Matt Erickson - May 12, 2010
Nothing deep to it. His suck just led me to a non-word I don't care for.
Big Jared - May 12, 2010
Not the sacrifice I'd like to see him make but it's a start.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
I recognize that swing
Too bad I recognize the result too. :(
Matt Erickson - May 12, 2010
Griffey just hit the shit out of that ball.
It didn’t make the track. RETIRE YOU INCONSIDERATE OLD UNCLE TOM.
abender20 - May 12, 2010
Dude, harsh.
sanford_and_son - May 12, 2010
Not nearly harsh enough, if you ask me
Accurate enough, though.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
Yeah, we get it Hubert. You hate the dude.
sanford_and_son - May 12, 2010
Why is the dugout so fucking retarded?
kentroyals5 - May 12, 2010
I think I heard someone say "It's okay, Junior."
No it’s not.
ScottBrowne - May 12, 2010
'Way to go, Junior', I thought.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
That's even worse.
ScottBrowne - May 12, 2010
Yup.
kentroyals5 - May 12, 2010
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd naptime.
voltron27 - May 12, 2010
Now he can finally have his nap.
flashbeak - May 12, 2010
I'll take that.
sanford_and_son - May 12, 2010
That actually looked good for a second
Saunders will save us!
TWownsU - May 12, 2010
Griffey!!!
AWESOME!
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Saunders HBP Ichibomb!
lailaihei - May 12, 2010
FUCK YOU
BRKLN M'S - May 12, 2010
A BB wouldve been much better.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
Saunders walk, Ichiro game-tying homerun.
flashbeak - May 12, 2010
Baltimore fans are cheering and smiling!
God dammit!
harkening - May 12, 2010
Darn it!!
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
That was a good game
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Don't swing at ball four Saunders. :(
Mariner John - May 12, 2010
Nooooooooo!!!!!
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Nothing like losing to the Orioles.
Eyeball Kid - May 12, 2010
And that was.
James F'n X - May 12, 2010
Good to know that even the Orioles can beat a Triple A team.
Ender15 - May 12, 2010
This might sound gay but I really like Michael Saunders' body. He's very lean and well put together.
lmeyer40 - May 12, 2010
Yep. Sounded gay.
Ender15 - May 12, 2010
Especially "well put together,"
ignacio - May 12, 2010
How is that anything but gay?
Captain Lurker - May 12, 2010
He could be female
perfectstrat - May 12, 2010
I knew I wasn't gay.
lmeyer40 - May 12, 2010
If you're trying to say he's as sexy as Guti...
…then you’re just gay and heavily mistaken.
flashbeak - May 12, 2010
Not gay at all man.
ScottBrowne - May 12, 2010
I bet his scrotum is completely wrinkle free
CapSea - May 12, 2010
This was a lost game early on.
ignacio - May 12, 2010
The Angels lost again
Jeff Sullivan - May 12, 2010
And Oakland's losing right now
Dewey N - May 12, 2010
Yayy mediocre division!
E-Lizz - May 12, 2010
Season, still redeemable!
eponymous_coward - May 12, 2010
I can't fucking believe I have to miss another Felix day
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
Unless the song player gets fixed you won't miss anything
Cantu Easley Winn - May 12, 2010
What do you have better to do?
“School”?
Mariner John - May 12, 2010
Colonoscopy.
Griffin Cooper - May 12, 2010
Just a subjective observation
Saunders is no longer getting the bat knocked out of his hands. Hope!
Big Jared - May 12, 2010
RRS is pretty terrible now.
Hope this was his last start for a while.
Sam Regens - May 12, 2010
I think we all should hope there is a change.
We have to get some decent pitching until Bedard fills that spot.
refuse2lose2010 - May 12, 2010
And what change would that be?
Snell into the rotation? Bring up French and lose one of Snell or RRS on waivers?
BrianL - May 12, 2010
It's a tough situation.
All we know is that RRS has been one of the worst starters in the league this year, so it’s hard not to improve on that. It’s just a matter of who is ready and how the roster shakes out.
refuse2lose2010 - May 12, 2010
Alonzo Powell rockin' that pencil 'stache.
Mariner John - May 12, 2010
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