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5/15: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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I wonder who we could put on the 60 day DL to free up a roster spot for Bard!
Felix Hernandez!
Take a large caliber bullet in your uterus.
Die in a fire.
Adam Moore, potentially
Way to ruin the joke!
Aaaaand we're back. Thanks Matthew.
Even when we get lucky (infield hit)

we get unlucky

I blame that injury on Rob. Fuck you Rob and you're goddamn back.
*your.
Either use seems fine there.
Ooh how bout that.
Nice observation.
Yeah FOX, let's show just the losing pitcher

…I know strikeouts make for pretty pictures, but C’mon!

Stop with the comebackers you fuckers.
Setting up the DP right Jason? RIGHT?
Fuck you BJ. Justin is better.
I don't like this
This game is going to go to shit cause Rob Johnson stepped on the field.
...in fact, it is.
If we lose

it’s probably Adam Moore’s fault for not coming out of the game sooner.

Adam Moore makes that play
Dooooooooomed!
James Shields: An example as to why individual wins/losses are not indicative of a pitcher's performance
Rob Johnson in the game, commence bad things happening!
On the bright side blowing a late lead here will get me ready for the Sounders game.
Ouch. That hurts with its truthiness.
Let's try not walking Navarro this time.
Should have been more specific.
YEAH THAT'S SURE NOT A STRIKE!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
What happened to Moofd?
Moore?
Injured Leg during baserunning
Screwed up his leg stepping onto first
I prefer Moofd

Knee injury, it seems.

Blew up his fucking knee.
Stepped on first way too hard, tweaked his knee or heel or both
That's a tad annoying.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Don't do this to us M's
SEAN WHITE TIME WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Fuck you, Rob Johnson.

Call a better game. cERA, motherfucker!

Whatever happend to RJ Anderson

At DRays bay? He used to pop over here for gamethreads. I like that guy, and it doesn’t look like he’s at their site anymore.

If we win, I'll be very surprised.
Of course things are unraveling late in the game.
League?
Better than white I guess
Leagues better than White.
Fascinatingly, your guess is accurate!

League is leagues better than White.

I see what you did there.
Oh god is it Sean???
Brandon.
Excellent.

Pissing a rainbow?
Taste the rainbow... hit the rainbow!
Thats the PG explanation I suppose.
I don't think that is the action that is happening in that picture.
Oh. Ohhhhhhh.....

I’m scarred now.

League??? WTF? Why not someone who's rested, like KELLEY?
Didn't Kelley pitch yesterday and didn't Brandon League not pitch yesterday?
Oh, you and your facts.
Kelley threw last night.

Brandon is going on a day’s rest.

Kelley pitched yesterday, so technically League is more rested.
Thanks for the correction, all!

You can really tell which game I didn’t watch recently…

Thank fucking God it's not Sean White

Still terrified

Brandon League yay!
BRANDON LEAGUE

YES

BRING IN BRANDON LEAGUE
Yay, League!

Although I’ll be surprised if we get out of this inning with a lead.

GODDAMNIT WAK NOT SEAN WH.....oh no wait that's a good call.
Alright League.. redemption time!
You guys have really bailed on Wak

Its League. White was up when Vargas through 6 straight balls in the seventh

Here comes the run scored on a passed ball!
bwahahahaahahah!
I'm hoping for the GIDP beats the passed ball
I give up on ever trying to understand Wak's bullpen calls.

Isn’t League working on only 1 days’ rest after being gassed?

Who else would he bring in?
League is awesome.
You'd prefer whom?

League’s our best GB’er

Corrected in earlier subthread. Sorry, I take it all back! Didn't catch last night's game, missed Kelley's work
Brandon League is the team's best relief pitcher.
Is one day good enough rest for League?
Ruh-roh

Six outs, please.

Alright League you've got this
Too damn bad isn't Naive American.

Could have called him Turok

I loved those old Turok Dinosaur hunter games.
Me too
I actually liked the newer one too.

Supposedly they were making a sequel in which you could play as a dinosaur, but it the game was cancelled.

Because the development studio sucked...

(speaking as a former video-game designer)

Those were awesome.
League, that is
What the hell is on his earlobe?
Flesh-colored gauges
Probably a retainer.

He normally wears gauged earrings. The retainer keeps the holes from closing up or something, while looking like he doesn’t have anything there if you don’t look too closely.

Be awesome and K Brignac then get a DP.
Whenever League throws something besides a swinging strike I am surprised.
DAMN IT ROB TOO CLOSE
DON'T TEST ROB JOHNSON HE SUCKS
Holy fuck, Rob stopped two balls in the dirt!
He still sucks
HE BLOCKED IT!
WE almost 50%
Does WE take our staff into account?

If not, I don’t trust its that high…

FUCK THAT LUKE SCOTT GRAND SLAM!
FUCK BALTIMORE FANS!
AND GO TO HELL, MCCARVER, FOR BRINGING IT UP!
He's been such a little ray of sunshine hasn't he?
OH GOD DON'T SHOW IT AGAIN
Hit it fair or don't hit it at all you

Travis Hafner wannabe.

Wait that's Brignac.
Dont give him options fool!
Just K, Brignac
BULL FUCKING SHIT
Welp.

Looks like this game is gonna be a heartbreaker.

Fuck this we are going to fucking lose.
Brignac you asshole
SON OF A BITCH!
Golf shot, fuck.
How did he hit that?
Ichiro type hit
He hit that pitch?
FUCK THIS SHIT
Yep. Doomed.
How the fuck do you hit that pitch
We should have traded for Reid Brignac
Damn, good AB
At this point please just get out with the game tied
If you're going to be unreasonable you should at least hope we get out of it with a lead.
Why the fuck not. Right?
God Dammit that was a good fucking pitch.
Sean White.

Throwing in that towel.

HE IS WARMING UP

Not being brought in yet.

Yet another implosion by the bullpen.

Huh

I wouldn't call one single on a pitch near the dirt an implosion
The fuck are you talking about?
It's not a god damn implosion.

They gave up a run. Give me a break. And it’s charged to Vargas.

Can't fucking wait for White to come in
Triple Play?
I wonder if the MLB forces League to use skin colored gauges.
does he normally wear earings?
Oh dear.

Carl Crawford. A real 2 hole hitter.

Oh grow up.
Yay, thanks for an out
ooooh, new ways to butcher Tui's name!
and screw up the comment. Go to hell, FOX!
Matt Tuwassusupo
Oh just shut up broadcasters
SHUT THE FUCK UP MCCARVER
Two ass opo.
Two assed Mr. Popo?
This seems like a bad idea.
Great. Zobrist is hella due for something.
A double play

and a good rogering.

According to you every opposing batter is hella due for something.
My goodness, McCarver sucks

“with the naked eye, as opposed to the closed eye….”

Not like I want to pitch to Zobrist, but not a bad move.
Ah FUCK me.

Sean Shite.

FUCKING NO WAK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jesus fucking Christ he's bringing in White

You’re a fucking retard Wak

Are you fucking kidding me?
FOR FUCKS SAKE HE'S FROM A RELATIVELY FAMOUS FAMILY PRONOUNCE THE DAMN NAME RIGHT
The best part is how one can actually say it right

then McCarver immediately pronounces it incorrectly.

WHAHAAAAAAAAAT??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
OK, I was correct in my earlier comment:

I give up on fucking Wak’s bullpen calls.

JESUS CHRIST MCCARVER IT'S NOT THAT HARD

TRY DOING SOME FUCKING RESEARCH YOU IRRITATING CUNT

SEAN WHITE WITH THE BASES LOADED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This right here is the moment that makes me start to dislike Wak.
Oh no Wak,

Not good. Not good.

This is the part were we lose.
Oh god NOW YOU BRING IN WHITE?

Fuck

Sean White.

Awesome.

This couldn't surely end badly.
HERE COMES SEAN WHITE.

I hear that’s one of the signs of the Apocalypse, bringing in Sean White with the bases loaded in a 2-1 game.

Oh fuck.

Ok good, let’s bring in White now. What the FUCK?

Now this is a curious move
I picture you sipping tea with your pinky up in the air after you type this comment
"Now before I kill you, Mr. Bond..."
Game over

Fuck you Wak

Belief system my ass.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

SEAN FUCKING WHITE?

Guess who doesn't deserve his job?
Sean White?
Don Wakamatsu?
Don Wakamatsu?
Rob Johnson?
Ichiro?

Because I think he deserves his job.

Don't fucking leave us hanging here.
Guess who deserves to be left hanging?
Sean White?
From a noose.
I want Wak and White to get gay married and never return
That's real sensitive.
... Never return because their honeymoon is so fabulous!
So much for that whole "If I need a groundball, I am going with League" thing
SO what is Zobrist gonna do?

I call a 2-1 line drive down the LF line to put the Rays ahead 3-2.

You're just a ray of sunshine, aren't you?
Grand slam. No doubt.
I am sorry that Wakamatsu puts me in these moods?
You're always in these moods.

There’s a point where pessimism becomes fucking annoying. You’re always past that point.

Can't wait for the post-game brief if this doesn't work.
Why would we want a pitcher that can get strikeouts, when the bases are loaded?

Still like Z, am starting to really question Wak’s appropriateness for this club.

Oh Wak you silly goose
Someone's trying to join Hillman

Are you goddamn serious?
You and me Wakamatsu, we’re done. DONE

What happened to Wak that made him retarded?
Belief System
This move is so bad

I’m going to say that it’ll work out fine,just to spite us all.

We will be so lucky if we get out of this inning with the game tied
I'm putting this loss on Wak.

He needs to get his act together FAST.

What do you mean "FAST"
You're aware we haven't actually lost yet, right?
Need we argue semantics?
Hopefully, this is the last time Wak brings in White in this situation.

I’d rather he’d have already learned this lesson, but May 15th it must end.

Having a solid lead until the bullpen gives it up.

I missed you, Nostalgia.

Oh hey, just in time for the White meltdown!
You better not fall behind 2-0, jerk.
This can't end well.
Oh yeah I forgot he walks people too
He will walk the bases loaded.
This is terrifying.
Yes White just throw up there, bitches love that
Yeah, this is going to end badly
Sean White is a piece of fuck
Far too generous.
That looked high.
I feel terrible for Vargas
A strike!
Even the strike was a ball on gameday.
Dear Sean White:

WORK DOWN IN THE ZONE YOU STUPID FUCK!

Dave and Rick on the radio are scared as fuck.
Jesus CHRIST.
Hey guys, watch me juggle this gas-can and a zippo!
This is pathetic.
Oh god I forgot Longo's on deck
If by some miracle he manages to escape Zobrist

Longoria is going to eat him alive.

And holy fuck....
MIRACLES PLEASE

Wak is the blind man. >:(
God damnit.
That wasn't a groundball.
At least he didnt walk...oh wait
I'll take it. I was expecting much worse.

But now Longoria is up.

...

WELL FUCK THIS SHIT!

This just had to happen.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Well, that was a positive result.
I feel so bad for Vargas.

And Fister. And Lee. Wasted.

Fister won.
He's had good outings wasted though.
Yeah but the surname? Poor bastard.
Adam Moore would have made that play
No he wouldn't have.
Adam Moore would have set up closer to the line.
We could have just put in Julio Mateo if we wanted a fucking fly ball.
And I thought I'd forgotten about that guy
Saunders was not in good position for that throw.
And Rob was in a terrible position to receive it.
Not really.

Throw was too that side of the plate.

He was there before the throw came in.

Rob ALWAYS mans the LH box.

White blows a save?

That closeup of the Felix bobblehead/sex-toy would be sooo much better!
Felix fleshlight!
Level 10 pissed right now
I blame this on McCarver.
I don't think Two Ass A Sopo was involved in the play

Let’s see what kind of glove he has on though, to be sure.

Just get out of this.

Cmon White – find a way! Keep it tied.

That's asking too much
2-2 feels like we're losing though
I've just come to a shocking realization.

Sean White fucking blows.

Join the group
Welcome to our world.
Throw strikes you fucking idiot
Keep the fucking ball down!
Hey, why don't we just walk the bases loaded again!?

That would be great!

Fuck you, Sean White!

Wak's Belief System involves the Tooth Fairy.
And a fucking blindfold

Hmm let’s see whos pitching today. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe…

Bust out those 2-strike bells!
Not a strike.
Gameday says it was.

And Loafie!

Really?
Yep, caught a bit of the corner.
HEY WAK, SEAN WHITE SUCKS!! DON'T USE HIM IN HIGH LEVERAGE SITUATIONS!!
Get well soon Mark Lowe

If my reliever is going to blow games, I at least want to like him.

LOAFIE IS THE MAN
JOSE LOPEZ HOLY SHIT
Got your ass saved by Lopie.
Lopez is amazing.
HAHAHAHAH LOAFIE!
Thank you Lopez.
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
LOAFIE YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
But only until your next plate appearance.
Lopez, I LOVE YOU.
Lopez!

Sweet catch.

God Dammit Lopez you are the most confounding baseball player ever!
LOPIE

LOPIE LOPIE LOPIE LOPIE LOPIE

LOAFIE!!! I LOOOOOVE YOU!
JOSE LOPEZ BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYER IN THE GAME BY UZR!
WE'RE SO FUCKING LUCKY
LOAFIE!

Apparently, you CAN play defense at 3B. Now hit some, damnit.

If you had told me during the offseason that Lopez would turn into a plus defender at third base, I would've called you nuts.
God bless Jose Lopez!
And his siblings
CHOOOOLOOOOO
Awesome timing on that
Jose Lopez and Gold Glove in the same sentence

without the words “will never win a” between them.

What the hell Wak.

League 2010 GB%= 60.6, 11th among relievers in MLB
White 2010 GB%= 44.4, 165465498498445654984654649th among relievers in MLB

In other news, LOAFIE!!!!!!!

White is that high?
Sean White doesn't actually throw a sinker if you look at Pitchfx, and he doesn't actually get a lot of ground balls.

Basically, he blows.

Is it bad that I kinda wish White had given up a Slam

So we could get rid of his ass??? Now Wak will keep him forever, just like Sweeney!

Yes let's lose a game after Texas lost!
You still have post-season hopes...

…that’s so endearing!

I'm a natural pessimist
White probably isn't going anywhere and this game is semi-important
Not at all.

It would have been awesome for my fantasy team.

No one cares, etc
Nobody cares about your fantasy team
No one cares about your fantasy team.
Fantasy baseball is a strict no-no 'round these parts.
Let's talk about fantasy teams
Franklin, Ichiro, Felix, Shawn Kelley, Ryan Langerhans, Cliff Lee, and Michael Saunders cast as the orgiers in a remake of Caligula.
Yes it is bad.
I know I'm late to the party

But what the fuck, Wak?

Belief system

Apparently Sean White being a quality reliever who needs to be used in high leverage situations is part of that for Wak.

WHAT IN THE BLAZING FUCK HAPPENED?
This is kinda vague.
Sean WHite happened
Clusterfuck, Clusterfuck, game tied.

Any questions?

DFA White to open a 40 man spot for Bard
This wasn't the same thing as Baltimore Wak. Just Fucking stop it.
Oh fucking fantastic it's Rafael Soriano
Awww Soriano, I miss you.
Oh, man, just to twist the knife a bit more, Rafael Soriano.
Oh goodie, another team can hit a walk-off against us.
In honor of Jose Lopez's catch, here is a picture of a bird, telling a dirty joke.

"You must be this tall to ride"
What's the joke?
I really hope the things I dream do not turn out to be reality.
Ehh. What the FUCK?
Haha, Dave

“Here’s some idiot running out on the field”

He's lucky this isn't Philly
No taser?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just throw a meatball to Guti and see if he can tag him with a line drive.
Ichiro could.

Probably could get him in the balls if you wanted.

Pile up!
He's a slippery fucker isn't he?
We dont have Tyson Gillies anymore.
Niehaus taking a stab at Nelly.

Awesome.

And I missed it!

:(

Trying to get a high five! Hilarious!
"He's gonna miss the Nelley concert."

Thanks Rick.

I thought the rule was...

No TV coverage of dumbasses who think WOOOO RUN ON THE FIELD

That dumbass is going to miss a walkoff now
And everyone's distracted!
Why did they show that on the broadcast?

They used to pan away. I hate seeing that shit.

The Seahawks should try that guy out at running back, he had some nifty moves.
Leon Washington!
Looked kind of like Eric Byrnes running after a fly ball.

But he’s playing softball, right?

There's some good youtube videos, I think.
Super Bowl rosters have limit so we just can't had out spots on ours all willy nilly
I think you might be confused, Robert

I said the Seahawks!

Heartbreaking!

But so true. :(

No I am not.
Ouch. Thank you for that.
"Evan Longoria, a very thoughtful tweeter"

Ladies and gentlmen, the 21st century

Sinatra and Nelly...Wow
Better than Sinatra and MC Hammer!
Don't forget Perry Como!
Thanks guys for the reminder.

Nelly concert after the game!

I hope they televise that too.
Anybody listening to the radio broadcast catch Dave's diss on Nelly?

Brought me a moment of joy in the midst of this slog

What did he say?
Rick said "He's gonna miss the Nelly concert." Dave, "might not be a bad thing to miss."
Hahahaha.

Dave is so awesome.

That's awesome, way to go Dave :)
I enjoyed it.
What did he say?
Awesome. Hall of famer there.
Never mind, just noticed others posting about t
GUTI WALK WOO
Yes. A key walk by Guti.
So... I guess I'm missing something.

When did Nelly become part of this?

Post game concert the Fox guys can't stop talking about.
PANTS RUINED
WAIT A MINUTE
HOLD ON
WHAT THE FUCK
SWEENER HAS ANOTHER HOMERUN TODAY?!
He's going for Griffey's record.
Oh yeah! Just fair down the left field line.
Yes, but it was all possible through the hug power of griffey.
It caused a debate about whether home runs can count as doilies, if that tells you anything.
Good ol 6 - 4 - 3 comin up!
Hey Mike! Might as well hit another HR huh?!
God stop talking to the media Sweeney.
Maybe they need hugs
Okay Zombie Sweeney

Brrraaaiinnssss

Breaking his heart...hahaha just retire cmon
Guti you complete me.
Sexy leadoff walk

I’ll be pretty happy if the M’s can pull this one off after watching the Sean White Belief System almost fuck it up.

Come on, Big Man Mike!

Show them how not a rat you are!

No, no. No Colome.
Wak has to be fucking with us
Oh, goody, Colome warming up
WE NEED MIRACLES SO WE TURN TO JESUS IN OUR TIME OF NEED
How can we fail?
NICE STEAL, GUTI!
PLEASE GET A LEAD SO WE DON'T SEE COLOME
These announcers make me chuckle.
They make my ears bleed.
I feel like they are irradiating my brain.
Oh man I love you Guti.

Thank you Jack Z.

EAT IT TAMPA

WE’LL RUN ON YOUR FRESH CATCHER TOO

Huuuge SB, especially with 6-4-3 up
If anyone other than Sweeney were up we'd be bunting right now.
Guti makes us love him a little more, every day!
Holy fuck what a steal
Guti. So hot right now.
Sweeney -

The nicest man in baseball? Violence isn’t the answer, Mike.

YAY GUTI

SHUT THE FUCK UP MCCARVER

What was it this time. I turned them off long ago.
HE ONLY KNOW WHAT THE PLURAL OF DOVE IS BECAUSE OF A PRINCE SONG
Damn. I mean wow.
Think Wak will pinch hit Tui with ANY lefty on the bench?
Langerhans would be an obvious choice
OH GOD COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
Taylor Swift...?
No cotton candy! :(
She's a cutie.
Yeah roll over to third in that situation, perfect
At least it wasnt a GIDP
Not for lack of trying!
Taylor Swift AND Nelly?

GOD

THE ONE PLACE YOU CANNOT HIT IT YOU ASSHOLE.
Lopez, Please... JUST ONCE
THANK YOU GUTI FOR YOUR STEAL,

you loveable rascal!

Ugh.

God damn you guys, stop talking about Nelly and Taylor Swift.

Rizzs started it.
It's better than talking about how we're gonna choke with RISP
I bet Two Ass A Sopo likes them

But McCarver is leaving the game in his boat before the concert starts.

Progress!

Lopez took a pitch!

So, if we don't score here.

Then Tampa faces Colome.

Gooooo Loafie.

Anyone watching the game on mute?
YES

I muted it for the commercials, then realized it was much better if I just left it that way.

Nope. I endure it because it makes me appreciate the Daves more.
I'm ready to do it.

I wish they had just the game sounds on SAP. I’d do it every time McCarver was on, not to mention whenever Joe Morgan is near a microphone.

I like listening to the crowd noise.

I wish I could selectively mute the announcers.

Instead of cutting myself I listen to Tim McCarver.

It leaves deeper scars.

Fuck someone's getting old
So we went from Nelly to Swift to Prince? What's next?
Michael, Elivs, Sanatra, the Muses.
Bare Naked Ladies.
Hall & Oates and the Bare Naked Ladies, apparently.
IT'S TIED IN THE NINTH INNING, STOP TALKING ABOUT MUSIC
NOBODY IN THIS GREAT NATION OF OURS LIKES THE MARINERS

P.S. BUY A CHEVY AND SOME SHITTY BEER

Normally I hate the sac bunt, and maybe Sweeney can't bunt

BUT WHY DIDN’T WE SAC THERE?

Eh, I'm okay with it. Single scores a run most likely.
White man can't bunt
Lopie, white?
Ok I get it never mind.
He's pretty white
For a mexican, ya he is.
Lopez and discipline. Hard to believe, but I saw it.
Its a rare, fleeting thing... to be treasured!
Lopie that's not what we want!
Jesus Lopez. Start driving in runs.
We need to win this, so that Sean White can get a well deserved Win.
So, the reliever usage is going to go like this:

League, White, Colome.

Good, bad, worse?
Colome isn't terrible, he's just not really good.
He is terrible for a bottom of the 9th against the Rays.
More like Moe Curley and Larry
TUI IS STILL HITTING

SORIANO IS PITCHING AND LANGERHANS IS ON THE BENCH

THIS IS NOT WAK'S FINEST HOUR
PH Kotchman, it's a righty
What the hell Wak.

Why are you letting Tui hit?

Really? WHERE IS LANGERHANS!?
HEY GUYS THERE'S STILL A GAME GOING ON
Eh, the winner has already been decided.
Jesus is coming to save the Rays record.
Matt Tuiasosopo, your 6th hitter
C'mon Twoassuhsopo
LANGERHANS PLEASE
Pitch-hit Kotchman or Langerhans much?
WHAT THE FUCK
Tui really hitting here? Langerhans? Griffey? Taylor Swift?
Tui did sting that ball.
Aww...tough break.
Why is Tui getting time?
WHY THE FUCK WAS HE HITTING!?
At least we have Karlos and Kupton up
I want them to interview Sweeney again if we win.

The dog has a red penis
Red rocket! Red rocket!
The dog wins it for you.
Why is the dog's junk bleeding?
That's not the dog's blood,

It’s Griffey’s.

PLEASE NOT COLOME PLEASE NOT COLOME PLEASE NOT COLOME
I thought he injured himself a couple of games ago
I am BAFFLED at Wakamatsu's ability to manage a line-up and bullpen.
He has an ability to manage a lineup and bullpen?
In all fairness, Tui hit a line drive that found a glove.
Results based analysis!
Good process, Bad Outcome!
Process of letting him hit and not bringing in Langerhans = bad process.
He hit a line drive.

It’s hard to ask for a lot more than that.

Wak didn't know he was going to hit a line drive
His point is in that situation there are better options no matter what he actually did.
Reply fail, but ya.
Oh, okay.

I thought your problem was with Tui’s hit, not that he was at bat.

He shouldn't have been hitting in my opinion
I mean Langerhans was available
Oh don't get me wrong I agree that he shouldn't have been up there.

I’m just saying that Tui isn’t at fault for that at bat. You want to blame Wak for leaving him up there, fine, but that wasn’t my point.

In all fairness, Tui is a buttfucking war criminal who should be in exile.
What a great time for Pena to break out of his slump eh?
Colome!
Throwing hard, at nothing in particular!
Well, Mrs. Johnson might take exception to that comment.
I badly want Milton back.
Annnnd game over.

Zero Confidence.

That's how I feel.
With a close game, we had to depend on Sweeney, Lopez, and Tui. Now Colome.

To be fair, Tui was a victim of bad luck.

I'm not mad at Tui.

He stung that ball the other way. But we didn’t have to depend on him. We had Kotch and Langersex on the bench.

I hate pitchers that can't throw a strike.

I don’t care that he throws the ball really hard. Get rid of him.

Tui is the new Mike Morse.
Let's not go that far
Damn. Just noticed we've got 0 wins in Extras.
FUCK YOU MARINERS

Corrected:

FUCK YOU MARINERS Wakamatsu

Did we really just lose?
Watching gameday...
In effect.
Although it is not officially over.
Apparently you're in the future with Jeff
Sweet, another 9th inning or later loss?

This shit is garbage. Win this game or not iya happened way too many times.

In't that when all losses occur?
Is Z smart enough to pull a Jim Tracy this year?
DIDNT SEE THAT COMING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
At least it ended painlessly!
What an unbelievable sack of shit Jesus Colome is, by the way.

I had to watch this asshole with the Nats…can’t believe he’s still in baseball.

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahhaahahah.

Amazing.

That was quick.
SHIT SHIT SHIT

I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM!

Oh shit, that just happened.
Inevitable. Thanks for playing Jesus.
Well, that was a shock.
Mariners Bullpen
I'm done.

I’ll see y’all tomorrow.

Fuck you Colome

and Fuck you too Wak

Well I think everyone saw that coming.
Oh well.

Cliff Lee time!

Yup... If you use Sean White and Jesus Colome in the 8th and 9th innings of a game IN TAMPA BAY

How do you expect to win?

WAKAMATSU YOU FUCKING ASSHAT

I AM DISPLEASED

I too, am displeased

….with the outcome of this baseball game.

If Wak would have left League in, we coulda avoided using Colome!
The good news, post game Nelly concert.
THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU SACKS OF SHIT!
The cool part is that we didn't even bother recording an out.

Made it nice and quick.

Woooooooo!!!!

Nelly time!

Have fun with your goddamn concert.
Ugh. This team does not deserve to win games right now.
Let's go Nats!

A team that doesn’t deserve to win its games…in an entirely different way!

That was fun!
Can we start a fire Wak bandwagon!
The bandwagon is getting pretty full
Trey Hillman is available!
I'm sure McLaren would take Seattle's calls.
How do you know his replacement wouldn't be worse?
They need to find someone without a belief system
They hire whoever doesn't use the words "belief" or "system" in their interview
Or "Awfully Special"
I;m sure things cant get worse than this?
THERE IS NO FLOOR

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS

Just in time for the Sounders game.

FUCK YOU WAK! FUCK YOU WAK! FUCK YOU WAK! FUCK YOU WAK!

New Belief System

Wak might well be worse than Mike “Proven Veteran” Hargrove at using a bullpen.

I've never heard the word "Nelly" used so many times in 5 minutes.
It's like Jeff Nelson unretired.
Why has no deranged fan killed McCarver yet?

“It looked like a fastball… up…. and it was up…. and away…. for the win.”

No court would ever convict someone for getting rid of him.

MARINERS!

This will haunt my dreams.
Is that...

Gary Busey?

90% of what I post is Busey-related.
This is fucking frightening. What the hell is that?
Mariners lose, I see.
Glad I got my hopes up

Now back to counting down to football season.

I'm with you.
Oh yeah, 'cuz the Hawks are looking good! :-P
Better than the M's
Ahahahahahahahaha
Wasn't the '09 Hawks record like 4/16? Even at 6/16 thats a lower % than the M's
I'm pretty sure they've been mathematically eliminated already.
Could Kelly have worked back-to-back days?

Anyone know?

I read this as "could Nelly have worked back-to-back days"

Thanks, McCarver!

*Kelley

Sorry, it annoys the crap out of me.

I never had faith in Colome or White

It’s League who I’m losing faith in.

He didn't pitch that badly

Couple ground balls, a line drive and a bunt

Minus the couple ground balls because he only faced 3 batters and one was an IBB
He gave up one single on a pitch in the dirt

Jesus Christ people

He is getting so unlucky
Exactly.

STOP JUDGING BASED ON RESULTS

League seems like he's the unluckiest pitcher on the staff.

It feels like a ton of groundballs have been finding holes or hitters have found absurd ways to get on base against him.

Fister begs to differ.
Fister is like the luckiest pitcher on the staff
Unless you mean Wins, then yeah
This is a hard title to win

given that every Mariners pitcher gets the Mariner offense backing them up.

League pitched well
I'm wondering

if League will always be a bit of a sore spot with many fans, simply because he was the guy dealt for Morrow. He’d have to perform at an incredible level to make people feel “okay” about the Morrow pick.

The number of fans who care about that is pretty minimal.

Despite the “HA HA HA SHOULD HAVE DRAFTED LINCECUM” contingent.

And no-one gives a fuck about their opinion.
Sure, the general poster on LL is pretty informed.

But if you polled the average fan at Safeco, I feel like it’d skew much differently.

No

Most fans wouldn’t care as long as League gets good results. Being pissed at him is likely because he’s gotten bad results.

Also, it’s not like Morrow’s setting the world on fire as a Blue Jay.

He is walking the world though
Setting the world on fire...

…but not in a good way.

I thought the "bringing a gas can" cliche was reserved for relievers.
The reliever gascan analogy is more about turning a small fire into a raging inferno.

Morrow is more like a Boy Scout – he can start a fire from absolutely nothing.

I'm a big Morrow fan. And I do not now, nor have I ever, liked the trade.

With that said, League is a fucking awesome relief pitcher. Morrow is gone. I have accepted that. Now I want League to produce to his amazing talent level.

Morrow made me happy. League makes me happy in other ways. He is not a sore spot. He is awesome on this team.

This is a very healthy outlook. I wish my Blazer fan brethren were this logical.

Ack, I apologize for the lack of a subject line. Inadvertent tab.
Kelly? You mean Nelly?
Fire Wakamatsu
Yes, this is non-reactionary and well-reasoned.
I can't blame people for being frustrated right now, I know I am.
Actually, this is pretty well reasoned.

He’s unabashedly making poor decisions.

Yes but talking of firing him is blindingly stupid.

All he needs is a stern couple orders from higher up and all this shit is fixed. He’s still the same fucking guy he was last year. I’m getting sick of all this reactionary bullshit from the newer posters.

If you have to tell your field manager how to use his bullpen because he can't tell which pitchers suck

I’d argue you probably need a different field manager. His job is to understand which players are suited to which roles and use them appropriately in game.

That being said, not wanting to fire Wak yet.

My assessment of him, though, is well into the Hargrove/Riggleman range of “meh” compared to last year- has some good points, but does enough obviously second-guessable stuff that I don’t think he’s the kind of manager that IMPROVES his team. Basically, he ends up being a non-factor.

Without looking at advanced stats closely, it's really, really hard to tell that Sean White is a much worse pitcher than his results over the past year+

It’s the job of the front office’s statistics team to figure this out and for Jack Z to encourage Wak to chance the usage pattern.

Besides, the options in the bullpen without Lowe were Kelley, who has looked good but is still prone to the home run, and Aardsma, who would have probably been the best choice. However, it’s unrealistic to expect a manager today to use his closer in that situation without alot of prodding/encouragement from the front office. That’s why I believe the failure of responsibility rests with the front office as much as Wak for his poor managing decisions – he needs explanations, support, and encouragement from the front office so he can explain how these unconventional decisions help the team win to his players and to the fans (the front office needs to explain it to the media, fans, and players too). The front office isn’t being as bold, hands-on, and forward-thinking as it needs to be.

People are mad at him because he's doing a bad job at his job in the face of evidence. That's his fault.

It isn’t unreasonable at all for people to be sick of it and want something better.

Sure, same guy as last year

And his lineup and bullpen management sucked then too. Unexpectedly good performances and low expectations masked his deficiencies.

You need to explain how. Most of us at LL or USSM thought he was outstanding last year.
Where's that "wakamatsu has no idea what's going on" .gif?
Oh, and in good news:

We should be seeing lots of Mike Sweeney, leading HR hitter for your Seattle Mariners.

Well, at least he’s HIT a home run since 2009.

Guti begs to differ.
Whoops.

Second leading HR hitter.

Anyways, 3 jacks in 3 days… well, I think Sweeney’s got his lineup spot for a while now.

Better him than Griffey
So you're saying better a broken arm than cancer?
Who would choose cancer
Just wait until gangrene sets in on that broken arm.
I think it already has
If the broken arm is hitting a homer a week...

Not so egregious. It’s a shame Sweeney is the hugger/tickler that can hit, because it means he sticks around for way longer than we’d like,

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