I mean, we’re about to lose on about ten weak balls in play and a crucial defensive play by a guy we cut for not playing good enough defense. Seems like it’s been done.
Felix had a bad back and still pitched.
I mean really, even in top condition, Sweeney would get out anyway, right?
I’m sure he could manage that with a sore back
I'm glad the Mariners have good clubhouse chemistry because most teams would feel bad about getting swept by a division rival in a series where they scored 4 runs total.
**pain continues**
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
This could also be a really long thread.
Kirk - May 2, 2010
I'm guessing it will be pretty long.
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
So much for saving the bullpen.
Wilder. - May 2, 2010
Hopefully a bit longer than shorter.
Matt Erickson - May 2, 2010
Wahhh.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
Haha, I was thinking the same thing...
Mejeh - May 2, 2010
de ja vu
Omerta - May 2, 2010
Let's try one of these where the leadoff hitter doesn't get on.
drblacknwhite - May 2, 2010
Too late
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
20 innings?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
I don't care anymore.
I just don’t want to play Texas anymore.
JLC - May 2, 2010
At least get one win? Please?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Whatever
Not like a win is going to make me feel a lot better about this team
JLC - May 2, 2010
Yeah, I know what you mean.
ignacio - May 2, 2010
So much for going to work on time.
thehemogoblin - May 2, 2010
At least we are all here together, yes? **group hug**
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Great start!!
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
It'll almost certainly be shorter than yesterday's short thread.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
Sick of Lowe's bullshit
Kaorikaze - May 2, 2010
What?
seattle_since_81 - May 2, 2010
He sucks
Kaorikaze - May 2, 2010
No
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
Based on?
seattle_since_81 - May 2, 2010
Me being angry
Kaorikaze - May 2, 2010
Well.. he has also been pretty bad this year
Kaorikaze - May 2, 2010
I fucking hate baseball
Griffin Cooper - May 2, 2010
There we go.
JLC - May 2, 2010
I want to bite.
katal - May 2, 2010
Here comes the rapey feeling again
OlSalty - May 2, 2010
After Friday and today
I’ve seen 22 innings of baseball and 4 runs
What in the fuck
Nick S - May 2, 2010
They get a blooper?
Lame.
ThundaPC - May 2, 2010 via mobile
Why do they always say "sit around wait for three run homers"
I’d rather sit around and wait for grand slams, myself
Corco - May 2, 2010
Great.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
I tire of our team... really... can't we play a game without this bullshit?
Allen Wu - May 2, 2010
I suggest meditation.
Calms the mind
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Why is Brynes on the team instead of Langerhans?!?
Sam Regens - May 2, 2010
BYRNES
Good god.
Matt Erickson - May 2, 2010
THIS, is a great question.
zeeehjee - May 2, 2010
Yikes it's Lowe
Sam Regens - May 2, 2010
Yikes?
zeeehjee - May 2, 2010
He's often pretty damn wild.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
It's gonna end this inning
Mejeh - May 2, 2010
Rob JOhnson! YAH
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
ROB JOHNSON YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
Griffin Cooper - May 2, 2010
Sigh.... Rob Fucking Johnson
TWownsU - May 2, 2010
DAMN IT.
And I’m back to hating Rob Johnson.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
Perfect
JLC - May 2, 2010
Thanks Rob
Graham MacAree - May 2, 2010
My fuck.
Wilder. - May 2, 2010
Off of Rob Johnson's glove!?
surpriseface.jpg
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
ROOOOOOOOOOB
Alto - May 2, 2010
There's our Rob!
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
My god how is that a wild pitch.
Kirk - May 2, 2010
It wasn't
Passed ball
Fireball309 - May 2, 2010
Never mind
I can’t listen and type at the same time apparently
Fireball309 - May 2, 2010
Oh this is the game.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Looks like we need another Rob Johnson.
ErictheRed - May 2, 2010
I think we need 8 more...
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Wild pitch? He could have caught that ball.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
Professional Baseball Catcher.
sanford_and_son - May 2, 2010
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A WILD PITCH? IT BOUNCED RIGHT OFF HIS FUCKING GLOVE
THIS IS THE WORST SPORT
Griffin Cooper - May 2, 2010
They heard you and fixed it.
katal - May 2, 2010
Ladies and Gentlemen: Rob "Professional Catcher" Johnson.
Heydude - May 2, 2010
And here comes the run that loses the game...
ARock - May 2, 2010
That didn't look nearly enough outside to be a wild pitch.
drblacknwhite - May 2, 2010
There we go.
drblacknwhite - May 2, 2010
We have sooooo many bad players
Sam Regens - May 2, 2010
Really feel bad for the starting pitchers who have been excellent (with the exception of RRS and even he hasn't been bad as the other players)
Sam Regens - May 2, 2010
Mariners are killing my weekends
ChaseB - May 2, 2010
It's funny how this team is the polar opposite of the late-90s Mariner squads.
katal - May 2, 2010
He's trying to bunt. Let him bunt!
Matthew - May 2, 2010
Then field it!
Matthew - May 2, 2010
I think they misunderstood what you meant
OlSalty - May 2, 2010
Changed to pass ball
As it should be.
Brian Floyd - May 2, 2010
FUCKKKKKK.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
Good Lord.
Omerta - May 2, 2010
WOO HOO
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
I hate baseball
TWownsU - May 2, 2010
And we're fucked
Brian Floyd - May 2, 2010
Does anyone else think that this feels cliche?
I mean, we’re about to lose on about ten weak balls in play and a crucial defensive play by a guy we cut for not playing good enough defense. Seems like it’s been done.
DAMellen - May 2, 2010
Yeah.
This was my thought immediately after that Garko catch. It’s a thing we’ve seen before quite a few times.
katal - May 2, 2010
I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN WATCH THIS SHIT ANYMORE.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
Please... make the pain stop..
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Fuck this
gmcm2000 - May 2, 2010
Game Over.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
I hate my life
Stormton - May 2, 2010
You KNOW it's fucking coming omg
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
I can't watch much more of this.
Heydude - May 2, 2010
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Corco - May 2, 2010
We're so fucking pathetic
Griffin Cooper - May 2, 2010
Oh my fuck
Alto - May 2, 2010
Mariners baseball!
Nick S - May 2, 2010
Remember how we said our team was going to be annoying?
Wasn’t it supposed to be in a positive way?
Benny Boy - May 2, 2010
Double Edge Sword?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Evil Genie?
ErictheRed - May 2, 2010
Hey, can we catch a break for once?
Is it too much to ask for?
OceanBird - May 2, 2010
Apparently
Griffin Cooper - May 2, 2010
Seems like god likes to screw with us
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
You do realize that we won a game in KC on a Jose Lopez infield double, right?
We get breaks, just not this series yet.
drblacknwhite - May 2, 2010
I don't know when then
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Good point.
We barely beat KC, after all! All things are equal!
katal - May 2, 2010
That's just proof that God hates Zack Grinke this year a little more than he hates us
Mejeh - May 2, 2010
The Ichiro catch was our break for the day, I think.
sanford_and_son - May 2, 2010
That's not really a break. It's just Ichiro being Ichiro
Mejeh - May 2, 2010
Maybe, but a strong gust of wind from the baseball gods and that's a home run.
So I’d say there is a touch of luck involved with that. Not to take away from Ichiro because it definitely was brilliant.
sanford_and_son - May 2, 2010
I think I enjoy pain
At least we don’t have to watch Baltimore.
ChaseB - May 2, 2010
They just swept Boston?
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
I mean.
I wish I was an Oriole fan? Life would be great
ChaseB - May 2, 2010
It'd be more fun to watch than losing to Texas with Cliff Lee, Felix Hernandez, and Doug Fister pitching.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Yeah, I'd hate to sweep the Red Sox
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
Texas sure knows how to drag these 1-run losses out.
JLC - May 2, 2010
Pitching and defense! Ra ra ra!
Jeremariner - May 2, 2010
Oh throw strikes
End this shit.
Omerta - May 2, 2010
This almost feels masochistic
Sam Regens - May 2, 2010
I am deriving no pleasure from this
it’s just painful.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
Funny. I feel nothing at all
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
It's not like they have their good batters coming up.
Oh wait… yes they do…
Shit.
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Thats unfair
how they can have good batters
yessirrr - May 2, 2010
Jeff should be tracking our negative doilies.
Annoying runs scored against us, or runs we really ought to have produced, but didn’t.
katal - May 2, 2010
This will end badly.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
YES BOO KEEP BOOING
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Waiting for the balk call to send the runner home.
Wilder. - May 2, 2010
Pefect.
Omerta - May 2, 2010
*perfect.
Whatever. My spirit is broken.
Omerta - May 2, 2010
That would be the perfect insult to end this game.
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Game, series, and week.
Wilder. - May 2, 2010
Please use the subject line
.Taylor - May 2, 2010
Can't use italics in subject line.
Hence the bold being added to keep with the format.
Wilder. - May 2, 2010
.
Do a period or something like this.
seattle_since_81 - May 2, 2010
You still need to put something in the subject line.
Matthew - May 2, 2010
That wouldn't even end the game
Matthew - May 2, 2010
Okay, stepping off toward third and looking at first NEVER EVER works... STOP DOING IT.
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
K em!
yessirrr - May 2, 2010
The best part is that after the Rangers get two runs here
We get to watch the Mariners flail at the ball for three outs.
Eyebrows - May 2, 2010
Or get one run
And leave runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs.
OceanBird - May 2, 2010
Strikeout, Double play
JBell523 - May 2, 2010
Bless your optimism.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
You're one optimistic fellow
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
But I guess it comes in handy?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Yay! Half a wish granted!
ErictheRed - May 2, 2010
One down, one to go.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
Dial one up, Lowe
rickpo - May 2, 2010
K
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
OH SNAP.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
At least we're getting used to losing again
Corco - May 2, 2010
Cold Blooded
yessirrr - May 2, 2010
Accurate, though.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
Young has had some bad K's today
yessirrr - May 2, 2010
Suck it Michael Young
Fireball309 - May 2, 2010
Well at least MY still sucks.
Omerta - May 2, 2010
Your what?
OH!!! Michael Young..
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Michael Young has played like shit today.
drblacknwhite - May 2, 2010
Woohoo!
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
NASTY
Corco - May 2, 2010
Swung at a bad pitc.
ignacio - May 2, 2010
*pitch.
ignacio - May 2, 2010
Thank you for fishing, Michael Young
Gihyou - May 2, 2010
DP? We could still get out with 0 runs given up?
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
No. We're the Mariners.
mjhhiv - May 2, 2010
PLEASE DON'T LET DAVID MURPHY BEAT US AGAIN.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
Griffey + Sweeney for Michael Young + assloads of cash
straight up?
Corco - May 2, 2010
They'd have to toss in Feliz.
katal - May 2, 2010
I feel like the assloads of cash makes it even more unrealistic.
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
Depends on how many assloads.
Fuckmikereilly - May 2, 2010
63
Corco - May 2, 2010
That's an assload of assloads
Fireball309 - May 2, 2010
63 Griffey assloads?
Hell yes.
Fuckmikereilly - May 2, 2010
Hope we're paying them in 1 dollar bills
OlSalty - May 2, 2010
Because Griffey has a really fat ass
OlSalty - May 2, 2010
That would be a horrible trade
Corco - May 2, 2010
That's not "straight up."
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
Griffey and Sweeney for Michael Young and a rosin bag...
still worth it in my opinion.
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
No.
This would be an awful trade.
Fuckmikereilly - May 2, 2010
Griffey and Sweeney for some BBQ?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
They don't have any hugging experience in Texas.
Jeremariner - May 2, 2010
GOD JUST THROW A DAMN PITCH LOWE
JLC - May 2, 2010
At least Michael Young is on the same page as the Mariners
Sam Regens - May 2, 2010
Damnit Damnit Damnit
TWownsU - May 2, 2010
And Ballgame!
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Not quite
We get another chance to show off our terrible offense
Fireball309 - May 2, 2010
WHEEEEE
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
And there we go...
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Well fuck.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
Boned
Griffin Cooper - May 2, 2010
That's that.
ignacio - May 2, 2010
We could trade Cliff Lee?
We desperately need a bat…
Benny Boy - May 2, 2010
Sorry ,meant as reply
Benny Boy - May 2, 2010
Yes let's trade Cliff Lee
Griffin Cooper - May 2, 2010
We only have him for one year
Benny Boy - May 2, 2010
You don't fucking trade your best player if you want to get better
Graham MacAree - May 2, 2010
Needs more angry.
Eyebrows - May 2, 2010
Hey, its just a hypothetical proposition. I'm not saying we should do it.
Do you think trading Cliff Lee would hurt us worse than not getting someone who can actually drive runners in?
Benny Boy - May 2, 2010
Game Over!
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Shit.
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
This is your fault, Rob
Graham MacAree - May 2, 2010
OF COURSE.
1L - May 2, 2010
Grand fucking surprise
Paytheline - May 2, 2010
2-1
The score. That’s the only thing that tipped me off to the fact that I wasn’t watching a replay of Friday’s game.
bamassippi - May 2, 2010
Arses.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
And yeah woo hoo
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Wow this is gay.
sanford_and_son - May 2, 2010
Don't blame the gays for this... I doubt they would have passed that ball RoJo effed up...
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
I don't blame them for anything, besides being awesome.
Just doing some un-PC venting.
sanford_and_son - May 2, 2010
Why even show the thing- Byrnes isn't going to throw him out
Corco - May 2, 2010
I have lost faith in everything now.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
Screw this
I’m moving to Baltimore.
ChaseB - May 2, 2010
Final Fantasy XIII or keep watching...
This is truly a tough decision.
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Lowe does it again.
Sam Regens - May 2, 2010
At least we can trade Lee for something shiny at the deadline.
Fuckmikereilly - May 2, 2010
A gurney for Bedard?
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Hey guys I'm back
And damn if this isn’t an awesome sandwich.
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Cheesteak?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Hell no
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Third time's the charm?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Hurry up and lose
JLC - May 2, 2010
At least its Lopez Bradley Kotchman up
We still have enough for a sliver of a hope. BELIEVE BIG.
TWownsU - May 2, 2010
FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON THAT'S TWO PAST BALLS AT LEAST ONE CAUSED A RUN
TWownsU - May 2, 2010
And two passed balls as well!
Eyebrows - May 2, 2010
Will they finally release Byrnes?
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Can we pair the 97 Mariners offense with this pitching please?
Get Doc Brown on the phone.
OceanBird - May 2, 2010
Why would you want the rest of the '97 Mariners when the one we have is fucking awful?
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
How many pitches will Feliz have to throw in the bottom?
mjhhiv - May 2, 2010
12
ChaseB - May 2, 2010
18.
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
9
sanford_and_son - May 2, 2010
Just not our day today
ThundaPC - May 2, 2010 via mobile
Weekend?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Week
You mean week
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Or yesterday, or Friday...
The Awesomest - May 2, 2010
4 decades?
sanford_and_son - May 2, 2010
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Omerta - May 2, 2010
So I searched for the dog saving the power plant .gif and didn't find it
But I found something I’d like to drink
Gihyou - May 2, 2010
I think I'm watching this exact thing right now on FSN.
katal - May 2, 2010
I wish a few Mariners would get sent back to their home planets and then die on the way
Kaorikaze - May 2, 2010
Alexei Ramirez doesn't play for the Mariners.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
WOO HOO YEAH ROBn
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
GOD ROB
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
BAHAHA, Rob is the best
kentroyals5 - May 2, 2010
Annnnnd TV off.
tintin - May 2, 2010
FUCKING HELL
Alto - May 2, 2010
ROB JOHNSON
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
AHAHAHA
OlSalty - May 2, 2010
It's like clowns coming out of a car!
ErictheRed - May 2, 2010
FUCK
YOU
Stormton - May 2, 2010
Oh god.
ignacio - May 2, 2010
ROB YOU ARE TICKING ME OFF!!!
TrustBaseball - May 2, 2010
FUCK YOU ROB
FUCK YOU ROB
FUCK YOU ROB
FUCK YOU ROB
FUCK YOU ROB
FUCK YOU ROB
FUCK YOU ROB
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
Are you fucking kidding me???
chotz - May 2, 2010
SUCK A DICK, JOHNSON
Brian Floyd - May 2, 2010
I wish Rob Johnson was dead
Griffin Cooper - May 2, 2010
Eric who?
FUCK YOU ROB
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
Anddddd /ballgame.
JBell523 - May 2, 2010
ROB JOHNSON!!!!
Corco - May 2, 2010
Season over?
James F'n X - May 2, 2010
I have things to do today.
Later y’all.
katal - May 2, 2010
Me too.
Why am I still watching, then? Is it that thing where you can’t look away from a car wreck?
mjhhiv - May 2, 2010
I don't even know anymore
JLC - May 2, 2010
ARGH
Corco - May 2, 2010
Only the fourth? good day for Rob
Mejeh - May 2, 2010
This team is fucking awful.
Rob Johnson needs to fucking go. We need a real catcher and quick. I cannot explain how much I fucking hate Rob Johsnon.
Kirk - May 2, 2010
Where's Kenji when we need him?
Mejeh - May 2, 2010
Hitting home runs in Japan
TrustBaseball - May 2, 2010
Koshien
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
11-14 =/= awful
In need of help? yes. But not awful.
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Stop being rational and get violent
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
Drop Johnson Strikes Again
hiskeyd - May 2, 2010
I just said that we should trade Johnson for a Dicks burger
And my grandpa said ‘might not be worth one with cheese’
Nick S - May 2, 2010
Agreed.
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Soo why are we still here you guys?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
To plan our revenge on Rob Johnson.
the other side - May 2, 2010
Objectively, this game is pretty hilarious.
Eyebrows - May 2, 2010
I mean, come on guys.
HUMOR!
Eyebrows - May 2, 2010
No, it's just boring.
Matthew - May 2, 2010
Yes
Repeating the same ineptitude.
Omerta - May 2, 2010
See, I find a sort of morbid humor in that.
Eyebrows - May 2, 2010
A morbid humor in boredom?
Thats pretty boring.
the other side - May 2, 2010
Every Griffer groundball to second.
Every Rob Johnson passed ball.
They at least get a chuckle.
Eyebrows - May 2, 2010
It's less humorous if you've wasted 3 hours watching it
JLC - May 2, 2010
Looks like that short thread/ long thread question was answered.
ErictheRed - May 2, 2010
Garko is gonna hit a 3R bomb here.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
If Johnson is still our catcher in a week
then I’m moving to Canada.
bamassippi - May 2, 2010
Sensible plan.
Paytheline - May 2, 2010
Hear it's nice this time of year.
the other side - May 2, 2010
This game is turning me into Hitler
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
I mean the last 10 days
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
You have weird impulses to kill Jews?
the other side - May 2, 2010
If you're defining wierd as abnormal then that isn't wierd
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Let's convince Pat Borders to unretire
Corco - May 2, 2010
Well I thought this was gonna be a sweep.
Sucks it’s not us.
the other side - May 2, 2010
Maybe if the entire Mariner's fanbase consistently sends mail to the Mariners front office
we can get them to dump Sweeney, Johnson, DL Griffey, etc.
TWownsU - May 2, 2010
Yeah, that won't work.
Brian Floyd - May 2, 2010
Perhaps by a child in goodwill?
They can’t refuse those!
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
or with Make a Wish...
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
This has been tried ~ 52000 times
Corco - May 2, 2010
I'm just desperate for something...
TWownsU - May 2, 2010
Only down by 2. Come on guys, we can TOTALLT do this!
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
This team never gives up!
rickpo - May 2, 2010
You can't coach heart.
You can’t coach really shitty players, either.
mjhhiv - May 2, 2010
Captain Planet coached Heart... We just aren't trying enough.
Plus games are won by runs, not team love.
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
*TOTALLY
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Least we don't have to play the best team in baseball next series.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
This team has become a caricature of itself
Griffin Cooper - May 2, 2010
Well the As and the angles lost!
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Wow, no shit?
JLC - May 2, 2010
Go go hypotenuses!
James F'n X - May 2, 2010
ANGELS ANGELS ANGELS ANGELS
You’d think Einstein would be able to spell.
Eyebrows - May 2, 2010
Touche
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Equations can't however.
the other side - May 2, 2010
Some days I wish this team wouldn't waste our time losing close.
Get blown out 14-0 or something.
James F'n X - May 2, 2010
Those games are actually more fun.
ignacio - May 2, 2010
Feliz in, M's fucked.
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
Unless...
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
We are definitely going to lose.
Unless we don’t.
the other side - May 2, 2010
Swept!
Mejeh - May 2, 2010
The Rocky music/clip should do the trick...
yessirrr - May 2, 2010
Situation is desparate
Hug hard, DH’s!
Paytheline - May 2, 2010
Here's my best attempt at optimism:
Z is generally a very smart GM.
Z is watching the same thing we are.
The division is still very winnable.
Changes must be coming soon.
Right? Right?
chotz - May 2, 2010
Release Byrnes to start.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Griffey and Swenney both blow out a knee and is on IR?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Not a strike yadda yadda yadda
JLC - May 2, 2010
Gets old, doesn't it.
the other side - May 2, 2010
Hell yes fuck you Sweeney!
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
I hope Mike Sweeney beomes unavailable for life.
TWownsU - May 2, 2010
I said it before. I bet his has nude photos of Wak's daughter and is threatening to show them if he's demoted or released.
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Seems likely.
mjhhiv - May 2, 2010
On the bright side Sweeney died
Corco - May 2, 2010
I can't wait for a Griffey PH
Brian Floyd - May 2, 2010
Wait what happened to Sweeny?
The Awesomest - May 2, 2010
Bad back.
drblacknwhite - May 2, 2010
What a pussy
Felix had a bad back and still pitched.
I mean really, even in top condition, Sweeney would get out anyway, right?
I’m sure he could manage that with a sore back
Fireball309 - May 2, 2010
But it's good that he's not out there.
Slightly worse chance of sucking.
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
Gives someone else a chance to suck
Fireball309 - May 2, 2010
So your argument is that the suck we know is better than the possible not-suck we don't?
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
Nope
The suck we know is the same as the suck we don’t quite know as well.
Either way, we suck on offense
Fireball309 - May 2, 2010
He's a bitch.
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
He has a stiff back or something.
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
Stiff back
Can’t figure out how to un-stiff it
Corco - May 2, 2010
I... uh.
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Stiffy.
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
Sweeney in the dugout with a helmet and a bat
Sounds about right
Stormton - May 2, 2010
I hate how the Rangers as a whole didn't play all that much better than us
And they’re leaving with a sweep.
Omerta - May 2, 2010
That happens a lot to us, it would seem.
mjhhiv - May 2, 2010
When two medicore teams battle, that can happen.
James F'n X - May 2, 2010
Just close your eyes and swing
ChaseB - May 2, 2010
Thank god no more rangers for a while
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
We'll just suck against other teams.
kentroyals5 - May 2, 2010
Yeah thank goodness the Rays are coming into town.
Omerta - May 2, 2010
I'm ao glad Feliz hasn't panned out as a starter
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Why even try to do anything M's?
God.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Are they?
Fuckmikereilly - May 2, 2010
Haha he looks so sad with a batting helmet on
Corco - May 2, 2010
Sooner or later a rangers pitcher is going to blow out a arm
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Well this was worse than the Sox series.
the other side - May 2, 2010
OH GOD HE WAS LOOSENING UP IN THE CAGE BECAUSE THEY WANTED HIM TO PH FOR JACK WILSON
I GUARANTEE IT
Corco - May 2, 2010
I said 18 pitches before. I was being optimistic...
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
At least I only watched 2 of these fuckfests.
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
Fuck the management of this team.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Well this has been horrifying.
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
NICE! Way to end it fast.
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Fans send the team off with boos
Go ahead and make a move on the off day, Z.
Brian Floyd - May 2, 2010
Balls
Paytheline - May 2, 2010
Well that was fast.
ignacio - May 2, 2010
POOP!!!
HitKing69 - May 2, 2010
Im not feeling sad!
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
I can feel a losing streak coming up
Mejeh - May 2, 2010
Uh
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
What do you mean coming up?
gmcm2000 - May 2, 2010
Haha
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
You mean after the shit hole we're in?
the other side - May 2, 2010
Let me clarify, I can feel a LONG losing streak coming up
Mejeh - May 2, 2010
It's only the hottest team in baseball, what could go wrong?
the other side - May 2, 2010
We're going to sweep them because why the fuck not
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2010
Would make as much sense as anything else that's happened in the last week and a half.
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
Fuck you for catching that home run Ichiro.
That cost me an extra 30 minutes of my life.
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Deals with the devil never end well.
ErictheRed - May 2, 2010
Unless you're the devil
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Ask Robert
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Was Robert the one who got Lopez that grand slam?
ErictheRed - May 2, 2010
At least Dave Cameron's recap is up
Corco - May 2, 2010
I don't want any moves to occur..I want to see the gloves come off!
kentroyals5 - May 2, 2010
That's two amazing starts by SP wasted by our offense. We passed on Jason Bay for this. WOO!
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
I had hoped people would have shut the fuck up about Jason Bay by now.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
wat
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
Are you kidding
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
Isn't Jason Bay sucking anyway.
Results based analyses sucks, but still.
the other side - May 2, 2010
Jason Bay is terrible
seattlebruin - May 2, 2010
At least its just the Rays up next
Fett42 - May 2, 2010
Butts
Nick S - May 2, 2010
NO FUCKING FLOOR!!!!
On the bright side we are like 1 game out, with the best team in baseball coming to town.
the other side - May 2, 2010
2
Griffin Cooper - May 2, 2010
You are a bad person.
the other side - May 2, 2010
I don't know what's sadder. Us or the fact we're only a few games within the division
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
Best division in baseball motherfuckers.
the other side - May 2, 2010
Byrnes better be gone on Monday.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Lots of things better be different on Monday
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
Byrnes isn't the problem.... Not the enitrety. We have a Special Olympics catcher and two AARP DHs...
Belom3 - May 2, 2010
Byrnes is nothing. I could bat .094.
That isn’t a joke.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
No you couldn't.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
Nope.
lailaihei - May 2, 2010
Bullshit.
sanford_and_son - May 2, 2010
Perhaps you don't understand how hard it is to hit balls the size of your fist going 90 MPH from 60 feet away
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
I played baseball in college.
I’ve seen plenty of 90 mph fastballs?
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Not gonna win this one, might as well stop.
the other side - May 2, 2010
DeVry has a team?
ErictheRed - May 2, 2010
No. St. Bonaventure however does.
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
It was sacarcism. I am sure you played at an accredited university.
ErictheRed - May 2, 2010
Never heard of the place!
zeeehjee - May 2, 2010
It's a small college in bumblefuck Pennsylvania
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
Or New York. Try again.
Also Division 1. What’d you play?
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Don't get defensive this series sucked, noones happy.
the other side - May 2, 2010
Wow it's not even in Pennsylvania
I didn’t even know where the fuck it was
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
Subthread closed
This is ridiculous.
Brian Floyd - May 2, 2010
Because you're from Seattle and I'm from Rome, NY?
Ender15 - May 2, 2010
Rome NY?
Never heard of the place!
zeeehjee - May 2, 2010
Speaking of good arguments!
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
Just kidding anyway..
I’ve heard of it. Pretty cool you played there.
zeeehjee - May 2, 2010
This argument makes no sense.
You don’t use wooden bats in college. The competition is much worse. You aren’t still playing, et cetera
Mariner John - May 2, 2010
He is part of the whole
Therefore, he has a direct correlation with the problem.
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
I'm glad the Mariners have good clubhouse chemistry because most teams would feel bad about getting swept by a division rival in a series where they scored 4 runs total.
JLC - May 2, 2010
Sweeney is there to hug Aardsma for blowing it in the 9th.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
A for EFFORT
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
AND AARDSMA, and, and, ah shit.
the other side - May 2, 2010
On the bright side, maybe this shitty weekend will force some changes.
E-Lizz - May 2, 2010
Belief sys-...
fml.
mjhhiv - May 2, 2010
No chatspeak
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
Whatever. I'm too mad to care at the moment.
I’m out of here.
slams door
mjhhiv - May 2, 2010
Well......Doug Fister!
If we had managed to score 2 runs today we would have won. 2 runs. Two. We don’t ask for much
E2ESQUARE - May 2, 2010
NOBODY PANIC!
EVERYONE KEEP YOUR FUCKING COMPOSURE!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT2ae1WkuC0&feature=related
zeeehjee - May 2, 2010
Its too late
I already opened the JD
E2ESQUARE - May 2, 2010
I LOST MY COMPOSURE A LONG TIME AGO!!!!
the other side - May 2, 2010
At least it's obvious. The problem is not something subtle and ultra-nuanced.
ignacio - May 2, 2010
Jermaine Dye here we come!
Fuckmikereilly - May 2, 2010
Why the hell not?
EequalsMc2 - May 2, 2010
There's a lot of reasons why not
Brian Floyd - May 2, 2010
Because he's really not very good?
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2010
We have enough old terrible DH's that can't field
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
Personally I'm done experimenting with old unathletic DH's.
the other side - May 2, 2010
I know this is a background issue compared to some of the more glaring ones, but is it time to relieve the DA of the closing duties?
the other side - May 2, 2010
It's time to re-evaluate everything
But that’s not going to happen. Not for a while at least
cwel87 - May 2, 2010
After 2 blown saves on the season? Come on, dude. They've got bigger problems than the Aardvark blowing 2 saves.
sanford_and_son - May 2, 2010
And I don't even really care for Aardsma. Just saying that it's too early for him to lose his job.
sanford_and_son - May 2, 2010
It's not just the two, this wasn't really unexpected. Too many fly balls, etc. etc.
the other side - May 2, 2010
So isn't it ironic that he blows a save on a weak grounder?
Hopefulmsfan - May 2, 2010
This Mets Phillies game is ridiculous, three HR's in the first inning.
I can’t imagine what it would feel like to have offense
cedarA - May 2, 2010
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