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5/26: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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Our WE went from 7.6% after Milton's K to 89% after Wilson's single
Wow.

I just logged on to check the score. We were down, 4-3.
I opened a new FanPost, read it, returned to the mainpage and suddenly we’re ahead.
Yippee.

Its better than that.
I turned the game on 2 batters ago
THIS IS SEX
If memory serves, SEX is better than this. It's pretty close though.
Vargas looks like he could use a nap.
GO Ms GO GOGOGOGOGO
Time to hand it over to the DA!
Time for a CONDOR BLAST
Wait!

We are not quite done in this inning. DA wouldn’t mind a two-run cushion, I don’t think.

OK to retire, Jack!
Doesn't Phil Coke suck as well?

All I remember are my Yankees associates complaining about him.

Thank you Perry much
The last thread was dead by the way with that 7% chance then i couldn't even get to the post a comment box.
It would be nice to see Saunders hit a lefty.
Saunders whatever Sweeney said to you don't listen.
Woah, we're winning?

I turned the TV off when we were down 4-1 because I figured there was no way we could come back.

Right there with ya!
I ALMOST TOOK THAT ROUTE AS WELL
Crooked number!
There's really nothing crooked about a 4
Maybe it's an A
I knew we would score some runs.
Being stubborn pays off..

Sometimes

I'M NOT TURNING OFF CAPS UNTIL THIS GAME ENDS
I'M NEVER TURNING OFF CAPS
Can you at least stop cumming?
Boy are you going to be disappointed when we lose
Or the game goes 23 innings
THE DA SAYS FUCK YOU
TIME FOR ICHI-REDEMPTION
Wonder when the last time Ichiro went hitless for a series was
This would be a swell time for Ichiro to not suck

and give us a small cushion facing the top of Tiger’s lineup

Ichiro it's time for a single.
Hold out until I can hop on the 72!
Time for a Griffey Pinch Hit...

Because that won’t screw anything up…

Hit this rat-headed stepchild
Gingers
Are lovely people.
And are also an anagram for annoying people
If you are Stan Marsh

Otherwise it’s not quite an anagram for annoying people.

Randy Marsh that is.

Not the umpire, the cartoon character

Has Ichiro gone back to back 0-for like this before?
Someone in the last thread said he had an 0-21
Boy, didn't remember that.
I'm trying to look it up but maybe it was just his annual ST slump.
Last spring I believe
Funny I was just talking to someone about his rookie season.

It happened ONCE that year.

September 26 and 27 of last season he went 0 - 6

Back to back 0fer games

And I believe it had been more than a year before that occurrence
Has he 3 straight Ks?
I love Mike Sweeney
Damn it, Ichiro.
Ichiro is just the smelliest.
Wow, that was Sweeney-esque.
SWEENEY HITS DINGERS
You're right, that was way out of line.

I shouldn’t have insulted our homerun leader like that.

AARDSMA WOOOOOOO
Well, they're winning anyway. Now we sweat it out with Aardsma.
ICHIRO? ICHIRO??????? AARDSMAA?
I want to know the odds

Ichiro going 0-5 and Rob Johnson going 1-3 with 2 runs.

Ichiro is going to be the biggest suckfest two games in a row
Dont speak so soon.

Lets wait and see what Aardsma does.

As long as it's not Aardsma I am ok with this
Deep breath everybody
Time to regress back to sucking Jackson
DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT KOTCHMAN

GOOD MOVE WAK

All the M's runs have scored with me in bed today.

You all should thank me for not going to the game, as my bed is not portable like that.

Are you saying you've had sex with like 4 Mariners?
You know how Putz had Thunderstruck as his intro music?

Too much to ask that Aardsma gets the theme from Night Court as his?

Law & Order
They use Law & Order for the umpires.
I thought about that

But the Night Court theme is so damn catchy.

I'd take The People's Court, too.

If only someone would have a kickass rockin’ remix of that.

I would love this.
It must be boring calling pitches for Aardsma.
Rob disagrees.

I mean, it’s fun to excel at an aspect of your job.

That kid can't look either
AMAZING

ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO CALM MYSELF DOWN ON FLY BALLS TO CENTER IS – IT’S GUTI, IT’S GUTI.

AARDSMA ONLY GIVES UP 380 FEET FLYBALLS TO GUTI

AHHHHHHHHHH

YES FUCK YOU DAMON

1 MORE TO GO!

SIT DOWN DAMON
HAHA SUCK IT DAMON
Wait Aardsma throws something besides a fastball?
One more out till playoff mode
Has DA got an off-speed pitch?

Or what was that?

Yes, he has a slider/splitter
Well, unless his slider bent the other way,

I call that a splitter.

no whammy, no whammy, no whammy
Big bucks, big bucks, STOP!
So here comes Cabrera..

Oh whats that? HAHAHAHAHHHA

Not as confident as I should be

In this situation

And no Griffey!
Rob Johnson calls something other than fastballs?

I am stunned, STUNNED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MAX BRETOS IS THAT YOU
No that would be

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss……

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY SHIT WE WON

WOOOOOOO!!!

CASE CLOSED!

And no Griffey!
VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIN WIN WIN WIN SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

CASE CLOSED!

MARINERS WON A SERIES
MARINERS WIN!
CASE CLOSED
7.5 back!

PLAYOFFS MOTHERFUCKERS

WE WON A SERIES WE WON A SERIES WE WON A SERIES
At least

Ichiro can still catch

Oh wow a SWEEP!
MISSION COMPLETE!
HOLY FUCK YESSS
WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Well what the fuck. Cool.
Allright!

A WINNER IS MARINER
You're Winner!
A Winner is you!
Samurai Showdown?
Streak!

Sweep!
Madness!

Playoffs!! Sweep!
UNPROBABLE WINNING STREAK
7.5 back!!!!!!!
It's a start, anyways
This pleases me.
We won a series!
Geez

Brandon League has 8 decisions already?

He's both a Win and a Loss Vulture.
YES KRUEGER THIS TEAM IS JUST LIKE THE TEAM FROM 2001
Wow. Really? How does he justify such a statement?
Did Brad Adam just say

Another series sweep for the M’s?

We swept the Orioles earlier
True

The way he said it though made it sound like it was a common occurrence.

With Cliff Lee on Friday.

PLAYOFFS

As long as Ichiro keeps struggling

The Seattle Mariners keep on winning. That makes no sense. Maybe Ichiro is not needed on this team?

No. It means nothing.
No, the Mariners need Ichiro.
Obviously.
I'm seattlesundevil and I approve this message
Yeah so he should not be so selfish and keep sucking so we win more
Someone saw it coming

Very prescient.

This one felt good.
I LOVE THE AL CENTRAL TODAY
God, Jen Mueller

No, I thought it was a crappy win.

4 of 6! Fuck you Angels, we're coming!
Well, I'm happy.
"Anytime the Mariners score more than our opponents it's a good win."

The wisdom of Mike Sweeney.

He's so modest

“And then I had a decent hit.”

Mike Sweeney for president.
Sweeney's so cheerful.
Because he's going to have a BBQ at the pool tomorrow!
Josh Wilson says "y'know" a lot.

It was every seventh word in his post-game interview with Drayer.

Yep

I agree

12 in the postgame interview on FSN!
HAHAHAHA paperboy commercial
I love that we win the Fister-Vargas series.

Can we win some Lee-Felix games now please?

So I thought that the Paperboy thing originated here for some reason

am I wrong?

It originated with Sweeney.
I thought it was Griffey?
I just assume that we set all trends here at Lookout Landing.
It was one of the two old guys.
Day off, then Cliff Lee goes on Fri

Meanwhile TEX gets MIN. Let’s go streaking, M’s!

I hope Felix starts on Saturday

It’d be 6 days between starts for him, and then Fister on Sunday and Vargas on Monday on full rest, so push back that scrub Snell until June 1.

M's site says Snell Saturday, Felix Sunday

I don’t understand it, either.

Agreed

We aren’t getting production out of the Snell/RRS spot. We have four (maybe 3.5) starters giving us GREAT innings. This seems like a slam dunk. Which is why Wak won’t do it.

Gotta give him some credit the last couple days

Solid lineups, solid in-game moves… Still has a ways to go, but recently it has been ok.

Yeah

The lineups the last couple days have been better. He seems to realize that Kelley/League are the two go-to relievers (although we should thank Z for taking away White and Jesus for sucking non-stop for that). If he can stick with the “good” lineup and stop people from bunting non-stop, his damage will be limited.

Jesus is still in the bullpen.
I remembered this today and became sad
God why do they throw Sweeney a 1st-pitch strike?

But I’m happy they did.

So, what now?
20-game winning streak!
yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Lookout Landing: Promoting Delusions of Grandeur Since 2010
Hey, if those dicks could ruin our season, we can ruin Texas'!
Hey, if those dicks could ruin our season, we can ruin Texas'!
damn it
It was worth posting twice.
PLAYOFFS
YA KNOW?
I counted at least 9.
Rod Tidwell would be proud
MILTON BRADLEY WITH THE SHAVING CREAM TOWEL
HOW DID I MISS THAT? FUCK
Bradley just tagged Wilson with shaving cream (?)
That was an amazingly polite delivery.
Did Bradley just try to chloroform Josh Wilson?
Milton being all Griffey-like, now Griffdawg is officially replaced.
I honestly half expected chloroform in that towel.
TUI IS NOT A GOOD ATHLETE
Tui is not a good Major League Baseball player.

But I have no doubt that he is a far superior athlete than 99% of the population.

But compared to other baseball players?
Skill at baseball is not the sole measure of athleticism.

Just because he doesn’t perform well on the field doesn’t mean he’s a bad athlete. His athleticism might have served him playing football or basketball (both of which he played, and he was recruited for football by multiple D1 schools, even signed an LOI to UW). He was a high school All-American. He’s an athlete.

Put another way: Prince Fielder is a really good baseball player. Great strength, hand eye coordination, tremendous bat. He is also nearing 300 pounds and under six feet tall.

Guti and Ichiro spoil us
This is true.
That is a good point.

I was wrong in saying he is a bad athlete. He still sucks though :(

I'd take him on my company softball team.

We already have Byrnes playing right.

He's not, but he makes a wicked shaving cream pie. Jr. taught him.

He tried to teach him to deliver it too, but he’s not the best athlete.

Bill Krueger will fight you.
I'm pretty sure that 80% of Lookout Landing's population could kick his boney ass.

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