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Fan Gauge: Franklin Gutierrez

Once again, vote based on your own personal opinion, using whatever criteria you like.

Poll
I, the Mariners fan:
Love Franklin Gutierrez
2273 votes
Like Franklin Gutierrez
204 votes
Don't have a strong opinion of Franklin Gutierrez
17 votes
Don't like Franklin Gutierrez
6 votes
Hate Franklin Gutierrez
10 votes

2510 votes | Poll has closed

2 recs  |  121 comments

Comments

I bet there's going to be a lot of dissent in this thread
I bet you're wrong!
Haha, nothing but love votes so far! Awesome.
Real controversial, Jeff.
FUCK YOU GRIFFEY
Now we're cooking.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We are all brainwashed zombies.
I propose that puppies are cute as well
Kittens additionally
Puppies have the worst smelling breath on the face of this Earth.
Doesn't make them less cute.
It does if that particular breath makes you throw up in your mouth a little bit every time you smell it.
Hippos.
How many hippos have you been face-to-face with?
I'm just always reminded of

This episode of QI where they discuss hippos.

I think the results of this poll should be made into an image and sidebarred for future Guti-love.
I got a screenshot of the last vote before the "Like" vote.
Please share.
Do with this what you will

Desktop background

:) Happy panda, I am.

There's something graphically appropriate about that image.
Someone always has to be a retard and ruin it
It was Baker.
Love

With all my heart.

SOMEONE VOTE LIKE

That person needs to be tarred and feathered

I voted like.

If he invented a cigarette that was 100% healthy and I was allowed to smoke anywhere and it didn’t stink and it was cheap and it was made and grown locally, then I might love him.

You have weird criteria for love
I'm fairly confident everything I do is out of the ordinary.

That is how I know it isn’t wrong.

Whoever just voted 'like'

I hope you’re proud of yourself

Which one of you bovine rapists picked "Like"?

Come forward now and receive swift swift justice.

It is a pure love
What dumb pieces of shit could have any problem with the beauty that is Guti?

:(

These fan gauges are proving very useful to me right now and I thank you.

After getting the MLB package down here in LA, I’m making my roommate from Tacoma watch all the M’s games. He’s a fan but he doesn’t really know baseball all that well but I’m trying to learn him. One of his main questions when he hears about a new player is “how much do you like him?”

With these polls it makes it a lot easier.

So we appear to still be hovering around that 5% retardation level
Those are probably those who can't ever admit they "love" anything

and do the awkward back pat in lieu of a man hug.

Anything less than love is grounds for heads rolling.
A friend who disdains the giveaways did opine that she would take a Guti poster.
You're talking about the shirtless Guti poster, right?
Stop it. The Little League poster for next week.

There needs to be an additional level above Love for this poll

To see how many people would answer that they want to have sex with Gutierrez.

Excellent point.

Jeff?

.

This picture makes him look like a douchebag.

And it burns me to say so.

Yeah, I am not fond of this photo
He looks like the gay love-child of Ricky Martin and Dolph Lundgren...

In this particular picture.

Holy shit! You are right.

“I must la vida loca you.”

How could you look at this and have the word "like" come to mind?

That crooked, lazy looking grin gets me every time
So far I love Guti and Fister!
I sat behind a young lady who had made her own I ♥ Doug Fister shirt
She's my hero. I want that shirt.
It was very nice.

She took a long sleeved cotton t-shirt, and in two colors of glittery fabric paint wrote Fister and 58 on the back and “I ♥ D.F.” on the front.

That would have been awkward if the end of the top bar on the "F" ran a little bit.
Pister?

Is pister a thing?

Oh that F.

It’s a double penetration joke.

Yep, yep

That it is

Well at least we've proven Matthew right about some small percentage voting as stupidly as possible on purpose
Someone voted hate

I am going to find out who they are and flay them

Two people are now getting flayed.
That's fucking bullshit
Ban their IP addresses.
Maybe they are players who have been robbed of home runs and/or extra-base hits
At least you have goals.
To whoever voted that they hate this beautiful man...

Thank you for proving that no matter how great the community is, there will always be an idiot that thinks he’s funny and actually isn’t.

Loving Guti is serious business around here.
I think the hate votes are obviously born out of the fear of the homosexual feelings they have created in the voter.
More evidence (as if it was needed)

here and here

Those are both amazing shots.
He is a handsome man.
Anyone else see it?


My longtime desktop image at work

is Guti double high fiving Endy as he crosses home plate.

How many different goatee styles has Guti rocked so far?

I noticed he is clean shaven now.

I am a political consultant and I deal with a lot of polling and various surveys. In nearly every one someone says they would vote for Mickey Mouse or the issue they're most concerned is the lack of cup cakes, or something equally as stupid.
Nothing is equal in stupidity to not voting "love" for Gutierrez.
No politics
I, for one, am proud of the M's lack of Cupcakes.
I'm with you.
They traded the cupcakes to KC last season...

with a cupcake consumption device thrown in for G.P.

Wow I did not not that I was so close to the line with that.
I was joking
Oh good. I would like to stay out of trouble. I like it here.
Who the fuck voted hate?
I can only imagine it's fans of other teams trolling.

There’s absolutely no way a Mariners fan could hate Franklin Gutierrez.

People on or in need of serious medication.
Justin Smoak?
Oh, wait that was the OTHER Outfield God.
People who want you to think that he's not great...

…in hopes that you’ll leave him alone. Then they’ll have him all to themselves.

Flying things.
Hate Franklin Gutierrez =/= Mariners Fan

Such things are mutually exclusive.

There obviously have to be baseball players that read this blog

and voted hate because Guti has robbed them of a home run or a double into the gap.

I'm just assuming they're Angels fans
Franklin Gutierrez is incredible. I have never loved a player like I love Franklin Gutierrez. I hope Franklin Gutierrez never leaves us, as I would cry.

And 2 of you fuckers just made my list

Goddamn 4 fucking people really?
I think the people of LL are unaware of how painful real love actually is.

You are all actually in masturbatory infatuation land.

Guilty as charged.
And how!
This isn't Felix we are talking about.
Love is painful when you recognize the imperfections.

Guti has no faults.

Since April 20th, Guti is 8-for-43

We know how painful love is.

So you're saying Byrnes had something to do with this slump?
No.

I’m saying Hitler did.

I've never met him, I know nothing about his personal habits.

He may be a nag, pick his nose, eat crackers in bed, and leave his dirty clothes in heaps on the floor. I have not a clue as to any of this. However I am familiar with all the peccadillos of the people I actually do love. Believe me buster, it’s easy to love the imaginary Gutierrez.

Now don't get me wrong. I am not saying voting love is wrong.

I am saying that freaking out that I only voted like is a bit retarded and your bib needs to be replaced from the excessive drooling.

Well, that part I get. Guess I got a bit defensive there.

I’m gonna go look at that picture of Joe Mauer and Hannahan some more.

There's 5 people that need an execution

And the 6 that voted “no opinion” suck, too.

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