One time I was in the same restaurant as Jack Hannahan. He let out an impressively raunchy fart.
It just lingered there, too. The food had just arrived to our table and my girlfriend and I were unable to enjoy our $65 meal. I didn’t get any I-just-spent-money-on-you sex that night. I hate Jack Hannahan.
Don’t know why, but I love most of Jack Z’s acquisitions last year. I love Langerhans, Guti, Aardsma, but probably Hannahan the most. Completely irrational. But, if there was a Josh Wilson one of these I’d probably vote “I like Josh Wilson” which is probably even stranger.
I'd like BananaHands more if he was a better hitter.
But I still like him.
Coach Owens - May 3, 2010
I think Hannahan is a cheap serviceable player with value.
Maybe that means I should have voted ‘like.’ damn. You screwed up again brain!
Ballard Erik - May 3, 2010
This one's fairly irrational
but I love Jack Hannahan.
Eyeball Kid - May 3, 2010
In what way?
Jack Hannahan is awesome
seattlebruin - May 3, 2010
In that voting 'love' puts him on the same level as Franklin Gutierrez
Which is not rational.
Eyeball Kid - May 3, 2010
I am excited for the Lucas French poll
seattlebruin - May 3, 2010
Cute
royalcurve - May 3, 2010
Now which of these guys will we get back?
msb - May 3, 2010
HandyHands, HandyMan.
msb - May 3, 2010
He's nice, but who's the plus one?
Dreamboat!
Kermit. - May 3, 2010
Joe Maurawrrrrrr.
CapSea - May 3, 2010
Eartha Kitt. Finally, took forever to find the perfect voice for that.
So obvious too.
Kermit. - May 3, 2010
I voted love but it's more like really really like
Griffin Cooper - May 3, 2010
I'm not sure why anybody would actively hate Jack Hannahan
That seems weird
Corco - May 3, 2010
One time I was in the same restaurant as Jack Hannahan. He let out an impressively raunchy fart.
It just lingered there, too. The food had just arrived to our table and my girlfriend and I were unable to enjoy our $65 meal. I didn’t get any I-just-spent-money-on-you sex that night. I hate Jack Hannahan.
Rich Langford - May 3, 2010
It's the bananas.
Coach Owens - May 3, 2010
That's fair
Corco - May 3, 2010
I voted like because he hasn't played middle infield for the Rainiers yet.
JY - May 3, 2010
Jack is like your little brother's best friend. You like him because
he hangs out with your little brother which keeps him occupied and he’s not bothering you.
TrustBaseball - May 3, 2010
Meh.
joof - May 3, 2010
Hannahan is a much better hitter in my head than he is in real life.
So I really love him.
JonBBT - May 3, 2010
Hell yeah
Jeff Sullivan - May 3, 2010
That swing is good for 30 HRs a year, at least.
Manzanillos Cup - May 3, 2010
I like the part where he's better than Tui
I hate the part where people like Tui better.
MT Olson - May 3, 2010
Hannahan is like Langerhans where he has the element to be a not-as-terrible hitter while still being a great glove.
Mariner John - May 3, 2010
Hannahan is adorable.
Therefore, I love him.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - May 3, 2010
Exactly my reasoning. Surprised?
royalcurve - May 3, 2010
Jack Hannaha is like toothpaste
I don’t care what flavor it is as long as it isn’t cinnamon. Jack’s cinnamon is bad defense, or something.
Fuck I don’t know.
OceanBird - May 3, 2010
Love Hannahan
Don’t know why, but I love most of Jack Z’s acquisitions last year. I love Langerhans, Guti, Aardsma, but probably Hannahan the most. Completely irrational. But, if there was a Josh Wilson one of these I’d probably vote “I like Josh Wilson” which is probably even stranger.
Idahofan - May 3, 2010
You'll get your chance soon enough.
Eyeball Kid - May 3, 2010
I can't remember the last bench players I loved as irrationally as Hanners and Langersex.
Benne - May 3, 2010
Am I the only one that sees it? Yes? No?
Matt Erickson - May 3, 2010
They look even less alike than Doug Fister and Ian Snell
Jeff Sullivan - May 3, 2010
I actually think Kilmer looks a little like Snell in that picture.
Eyeball Kid - May 3, 2010
A lot
Jeff Sullivan - May 3, 2010
Oh god it's happening again
Jeff Sullivan - May 3, 2010
Holy shit, you're right.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - May 4, 2010
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