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5/30: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Worst baseball game of the year. Awful.

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I wanna see Ichi pitch for the Ms.
Yeah when were losing
Agreed.

And we’ve scored seven runs!

Why can't we just win one without all the drama/
I predict a demoralizing Matsui double
Grand Slam, at least it will be on a strike.
Strike out on an inside fastball.
That might be even worse
There have been 12 walks in this game
I've watched enough Arizona games this year that there is no amount of bullpen suckage that can phase me.
The Nationals last year -- all time worst bullpen I've ever seen in living memory.
We've given back our lucky breaks
STRIKE TWO YES
Is that allowed?
Is what allowed
Throwing two strikes in a row?
Shawn Kelley kinda looks like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Wak. Kelley, good. Teixera and Colome, bad.
Can Kelly pitch 6, 7 and 8?

So we don’t have to go to RRS?

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK

Of course!
WHAT!!?!?!?!??!?!?
BAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS THE WORST BASEBALL GAME OF ALL TIME
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
Seriously?
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
A new day, a new way!
We are incompetent
UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE

HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS CAN WE FIND TO GIVE UP A RUN

Let's lose this game!
Hahahahahhahaaah
Angels baseball!
I feel like throwing up
This is it. This is the game where Bane breaks the Mariners' back.
After the most fun loss yesterday, we're going to have the least fun loss today.
Can't be a M's catcher without Catcher's Interference.
This is so slow and painful.
THANK YOU THANK TOU THANKYOU
YES YES YES YES YES
SCARED FOR LIFE CHRIST
OH GOD A SLIGHT BIT OF MERCY
Win Expectancy of 81.5%!
What was it before that foul pop?
I feel comfortable with Kelley on the mound
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
As depressing as this has been to watch

we’re somehow still winning. But maybe that’s just because there is a delay on my mlb.tv feed…

I am actually disappointed that the Angels didn't break it open there.

DISAPPOINTED. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME.

Actually, now that I've had time to reflect, I'm not disappointed.
You were looking for an excuse to go full-time Nationals?
Somehow we're still winning
Oh hey look Kelly is good.
"At this rate we'll be going through a case of.............antacids"

Yeah I’m sure that’s what you wanted to say Sims.

To Wak,

Kelley must be your next Jesus. Believe in him!

So, last Memorial Day Sunday

was this game:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/ANA/ANA200905310.shtml

Oh good, I'm not alone.
Guti was batting 9th because he sucked back then!
Yuni batted 2nd. Holy hell that was stupid
Huh...

I thought Wak was a good manager last year.

Clearly that one decision voids it completely
But memorial day was the 25th
Whatever. Shut up.
No Kendry Morales this time though!
We even had our 4th string catcher in the lineup!
Everything. Right down to the obscure catcher nobody's heard of.
Toronto Blue Jays fans would beg to differ :(
Morales probably isn't ending this one
OH LOOK KELLEY IS BETTER THAN BOTH COLOME AND THAT HAWAIIAN GUY
Colome and Texeira showed up in low-leverage situations
And then turns them into high-leverage ones
And then Kelley came in
And then Kelley pitched well

Thanks to everyone for contributing in this 6th inning recap, brought to you by Ford

Wak better fucking leave Kelley in
Would not be surprised if Hyphen comes in.
Not sure we have much of a choice.
Score at least three runs here you goofs.
our greasy talons shall ensnare me no further! fuck you bitches,.
I'm just tuning in and judging by this game thread alone

I should be happy about that, right?

You got here just in time for the crappiest part!
Lopie has a decent eye...?
All of Casey Kotchman's solid hits are foul
I think it has to do with his head being crooked
Maybe someone should rotate him a little to the left.
'Hammered foul'

That about sums it up for Kotch so far.

It's still only the top of the 7th...
I may have said this before, but Casey Kotchman looks like a mole.
Cliff Lee has a throw day today, right?
Two days rests?
They usually have a throwing day in between there starts to stay loose, I believe.
Are you suggesting we have him close out the game?

I’m on board.

Nice try Kotch
That gets called a pop out solely because it was fielded by an infielder
Aaaand they have figured out Alfonzo
It was good while it lasted.
He IS mortal.....
Breaking balls - not so good for Alfonzo.
I like Dave Sims asking if the M's can keep the Angels "off" the board

That is the wrong question. The question is can the M’s stop “putting” the Angels on board.

You'd think crappy paintshops would be fast enough to be on time

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I know the joke coming, and it is awful
Goddammit don't be always right
I'm surprised it hasn't been posted yet
At least it was a distraction from craptastic bullpen appearance
You've never heard of Bozo the clown?
This was the best I could do

*gritted teeth

Hey, the Angels haven't scored on a base-loaded balk yet.
Hey Guys... I'm going to hit a 3 run home run

Then drop a pitch, have trouble sliding into 3rd and get called for Catcher’s interference.

We’re still cool, Right?

Yeah, we're cool Rob Johnson.
Alfonzo has been great
I like him much better than the alternative.

Missing Bard, though.

Its cool

He allowed the umpire to be hit.

Shawn Kelley is good Shawn Kelley is good Shawn Kelley is good Shawn Kelley is good
Colume and Texeira were worse than Bill Hall.
And Jaime Burke.
Come to think of it, where is he
Nationals AAA?

Last I remember.

Wonder if they want Rob Johnson
They have Pudge
I want to say Washington
And Nick Swisher.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN SON
So I'm guessing Kelley is back in the circle or trust.
If he isn't Wak's a retard
Well that didn't help.
And there it goes....

Damn Guti almost had it.

Nah, only Sean White and RoboRob and Sweendawg are in that circle.
We're boned.
saduifysdufojhnduiosfhoi;dsjafioa;sdjfosa;hfsoaifhoiasdfjsaiofjosidjfoisajfd;oiasdjf
I didn't think there was any way in hell that was going out

But yeah we’re going to lose this game

Guti almost got that
Damn, he was close, a bit more to the left
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Hahahahahaha baseball
Kelley gives up a lot of home runs.

This is going to be the worst loss ever.

And now the nervousness
Wow, Howie did he hit that so far?
Boooo you blew it
Actually I apologize for boo-ing since I can't even pun to begin with.
I'm positive that's not the case.

It’s a soft science.

You have no idea how bad my punning abilities are

The intentional ones are hilariously awful.

Aw hamburgers.
When does Mark Lowe come back?
Not for a long while
Lowe isn't exactly a destroyer of worlds
HEs bettter than Hawaii and Jesus
I don't think he's better than League.
I don't think he's better than League.
He is when he's on top form.
That applies to pretty much everyone
At least with Willits I literally have 100% confidence he will not tie the game here
We're still winning.
So who pitches the 8th?
RRS!
2 Switch-hitters then 2 lefties,

might as well.

I predict Kelley for a couple of outs

and then Aardsma with a long save.

Well, Kelley, White or RRS
Whites in AAA
Just feels like he should be pitching in this game
White would certainly be a neat trick
Who's Well?
I'm fine, thanks for asking.
Im not,

This game is making me sick.

Only 23 pitches for Kelley

He could start and RRS could come in for the lefties if need be.

RRS up in the pen.
How are they more annoying without Chone
Sit down, ya little shit.
Fuck Reggie Willits
Hey at least Aardsma can get a save!

Unless we blow it, which seems very likely.

Meanwhile, the Angels bullpen is unscathed

Score some runs you jerks.

I'm turning on the Xbox.

The best case scenario won’t make me feel any better, and watching us finishing blow it will ruin my afternoon.

A one run lead going into the 8th and 9th innings always feels like a lost cause with this team

But I think we’re gonna pull this one off.

Damn straight.

If we’re gonna play The Most Annoying Game In The World, we might as well be the ones to win, not those fuckers.

Huh, maybe we will be able to draft Rendon
Then hopefully we can trade him for Harper.
Care to elaborate?
We have the 5th worst record in MLB

A few key injuries, a Cliff Lee trade, and with our bad luck persisting we could theoretically have the worst record at the end of the 2010 season and thus be eligible for the 1st overall pick in the 2011 draft. But probably not.

Aw shucks what happened to 7-2
You really don't want to know.
We didn't throw strikes for 2 innings and it didn't work out well.
Sounds about right
ICHIRO WOOO WOOO WOOO
Ichiro is super awesome.
Don't throw the same pitch twice to Ichiro!!
I love how Ichiro makes himself look bad on a pitch

to bait the pitcher into throwing another one!

(see walkoff vs. Toronto last year)

Ichiro wants to win
Ichiro Woozuki!
This should never be written again.
Doesn't work as well as Woootierez
Always let the Woozuki win?

Yeah… no.

Here comes the Wak Special...

Bunt….

I doubt this will happen.
Someone bring the man home
That's every LLer's dream.
I'd really like Figgy to hit a HR

Just to troll them.

All Ms broadcasters suck

Mentink just said that Nix took Bartlett deep, not Shields

The M's broadcasters are great.
Except Mike Blowers
Rizzs, too.
I'd take Rizz over Blowers
Mentink isn't an M's broadcaster
Just kidding guys
Wow, that really was close.
You know we're spoiled when you expect Guti to make that catch.

I kinda did to be honest.

I'm still impressed.

He was there for a while waiting for it with his belly on the top of the wall. Just hangin’ out.

They bring in Kevin Jepsen, we have RRS warming up in the pen

Nobody actually wants to win this game

Race to the bottom
Our draft pick is gonna be better than yourrrs!
Seriously... when does Wak get canned?
Seriously, it's way too early for that
Why? We have all seen the line up cards.
Managers make way more decisions than just line up cards.

And Wak isn’t responsible for this team sucking

Not soley. No. Yesterday was flat out retarded though.

Sweeney was going to hit for Johnson instead of Tui…why?

You don't fire a manager for that
He's not perfect. No manager is.

But firing him is reactionary and not going to solve anything.

Ok so here we go again. get in line... right?

What exactly to the masses think one should be fired for then if it’s not atrocious decisions late in games or horrible line up calls or the apparent lack of preparation & leadership.

The hitting coach though...
What the hell are you talking about?
You will never find a manager who does everything right

and Wak’s decisions are not the problem. What does firing him accomplish?

It's not Wak's fault nearly every batter in the lineup has been horribly unlucky
Who else would be warming up in the BP?
We have used Colome, Kelley, Texeira

League is probably unavailable, Aardsma will undoubtedly pitch an inning. Jesus Wak, be less terrible and warm up…erm…

Turned on the game in the 7th

Moot point though since Kelley stayed in and has looked good

Also I regret starting the whole subthread
Somebody called Figger a traitor.

Figger looked concerned.

That was a mariners fan right?
Umm so apperently he cant throw strikes
GET MAD BRADLEY
Bradley is going to be very mad if he doesn't do something.
Just plate a run, I need some peace of mind.
Seems every bat breaks for Milton
I am very unconfident.
This is driving me crazy.

It’s like I know we’re gonna lose but I’m not sure how painful it will be.

I could be at Folklife right now but nooo.

The Mariners had to go and make me care about them.

BAD BASERUNNING WOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well that was retarded.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAH BITCH
BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WTF was that?
What in the dickens
What the hell happened? MLB.TV GRRR!
Stupidity Angels
AHAHAHAHAHA

Angels Baseball: So annoying we piss ourselves off!

What in the flying fuck
GREEDY BITCH
What the fuck?
Whoa, MLB.tv came back late there

I was greeted by ’EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S OUT’

He was safe if he slid right.
He looked kinda safe to me
He got his hand down, then it came off before his body reached the base.
But Figgins never tagged him when his hand came off the base

At least I don’t think he did.

Didn't. The out call was on the initial slide, rightly or wrongly.
He never tagged when he came completely off past the base

but as he was sliding in, his hand touched then came off. Figgins kept the tag on.

Thanks for being stupid Aybar
Way outside, holy shit
Kelly = Pimp juice
Oh wow, Kelley still in!
It's cause he's actually throwing strikes.
Nelson Cruz is back on the DL
Delicious, delicious schadenfreude.
Hes fucking dealing
.

“Erick Aybar singles on a bunt ground ball to shortstop Josh Wilson. Erick Aybar out at 2nd, shortstop Josh Wilson to second baseman Chone Figgins. One out.

It counts as a single if he makes it to 1st base even if he does get thrown out trying to stretch it to a double.
How stupid would "Aybar doubles on a bunt ground ball to shortstop Josh Wilson" have looked?
If Fister doesn't go deep tommorow

We are screwed

No we're not.

Nobody except Kelley will likely be unavailable tomorrow

Exactly

Who would fill Kelley’s role of Bullpen awesomeness?

This game has really exceeded a reasonable length
Kelley's strikeout to Izturis was the most lefty strike of all time
I don't care if that was a bad call on the Aybar play

We deserve a break.

Because a ball hitting an umpire to give us a run was totally fair.
Meh

The way this season has gone, we deserve a lot of breaks to rebalance the karma.

Maybe the gods would give us a title
Or at least not another crap losing season.
As fair as Catcher's Interference

At this point I don’t care. We’ll take what we can get.

Catcher's interference is the fault of the catcher

Hitting an umpire is complete dumb luck. But whatever, lets get some runs.

I know, I was pointing along the lines of "dumb random shit."
So the Aybar AB will take up extra room on the WE chart?
Kelley is good.
SIT DOWN ABREU!
Kelley for primary set-up man!
WHY THE FUCK WAS HE EVER SENT DOWN?
Belief Systemâ„¢ and Sean White.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE JUST GET 1 INSURANCE RUN
I just noticed

…Alfonzo is wearing a Tacoma Rainiers helmet while catching.

I thought he was, but I wasn't sure.
Maybe he has an abnormally large head and has to wait for a new one to be custom made
Sucks Bradley's the only guy without a hit
Holy crap Shawn Kelley's LOB% is hilariously high.
Oh no, I'm starting to feel comfortable...that's when the bad things happen.
Rodney will not help you with that
Don't worry, Aardsma soon!
Oh that's right, I'm nervous again!
I never feel comfortable because we are the Mariners
Oh good its Rodney. We have a chance
Sweeney gave it a nice try
I'm glad Sims decided he needed to correct his LA Law mistake 3 hours after the fact
It was a trending topic on Twitter
LOPIE WALKS WOW
Jose Lopez is very ambitious.
SCORE RUNS NOW!
AMBITIOUS BUT REASONABLE
1/5th of the way to 50!!
1/4th of the way through the season!
Not yet he's not
Oh, thought that was 10!
This has honestly been one of the least entertaining games of baseball I have ever watched.

Should have known with the pitching matchup.

And it's going to be at least 3.5 hours long.
I wonder what the most pitches thrown in a 9 inning game is

and is this game getting close to it?

It would have to be a high scoring game.

25-14 or something.

Jose Lopez wears earplugs because the sound of his thighs scraping together when he runs gives him a headache.

Fernando Rodney’s pickoff throws are why people hate baseball.

WOW KOTCH WALK
Two years, $11m
DON'T EVER SWING
Alfonzo vs. Rodney is one of those matchups you pay to see
If you live in Salt Lake City eight years ago
Where art thou, Langerhans?
Is he still sore with his back?
I saw him chatting to Alfonzo in the dugout earlier so he's still alive, at least.
I honestly forgot he was even on the team
Hahaha GIDP he fits right in
Should have fallen down Kotch
MORE LIKE ALFONSLOW
Now that's a pun!
DID YOU THINK OF THAT YOURSELF?!?
Here we go

Time to close the case.

Based on a sample size of one at-bat Alfonzo blows
All I ask is that this godforsaken game doesn't go into extras.

I’m a cynic.

Time for the DA heart attack.
Time to be terrified
That necklace is awful
I hate to add to the side conversation

But i agree, her necklace is terrible

I was also thinking this.

What is it? A mutated star?

Buckle your seatbealts, men and women
Three and a half hours of awesome baseball. And now some Aardsma!!!
Why would we not pinch hit there?

I understand he’s had a home run and 4 RBI today, but he’s Eliezer Alfonzo.

Also, Kotch easily could have gotten into more of a rundown to avoid the DP.

With who?
One of the 3 lefties we have sitting around?
Because that puts Rob Johnson behind the plate?

Good enough reason for me.

I could go for some sextras right about now.
Happy Holidays

The Diamondbacks' pitching staff has a HR/FB of 15.5%
Oh boy it's this Aardsma
This is the only Aardsma.
He pitched great last time out I think?
But mostly he makes me have a heart attack.
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MORE WALKS
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT PITCH??
OH FUCK YOU UMP
Yeah that's a strike
Damn it, that was a strike.
Umm, that was the most blatant strike I've ever seen.
FUCK THIS FUCKING UMPIRE
So, that looked good,
FUCK THIS UMP

K’D HIM TWICE

WOW

Egregious.

Par for this umpire's course
Looked like a strike to me.

Maybe Alfonso interfered by catching it?

I thought I missed the game, but they're still playing
Just in time!!
Sigh...

Walk off incoming.

Sam Holbrook and the tale of the incredible shrinking strike zone
Why do I feel like our chances of winning are like 25% right now?
If they hit a walk-off homerun

They get to test out their new walk-off proceedures

HEART ATTACK CHRIST
Whoa, I thought that was it
DA HEART ATTACK
Breathe, breathe

Too close.

Oh my gawd..
Oh son of a bitch.
Hahahahaha, damn.
That was fucking terrifying
Well I'm going to need a new pair of pants
David Aardsma, everyone.
Oh Jesus I thought that was gone
I'm beginning to think warning track fly balls are a skill.
I fucking hate Aardsma so much
This is the scariest rollercoaster I've ever been on
I wish Sweeney was here, I could use a hug after that
OK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
This is the most amazing game I have ever seen.
At least its only one base
Good fucking God
CATCH THE BALL YOU TWAT
He had a reaction time of literally 0 seconds.
I know

Half-joking.

My thoughts: YES NO YES NO NOOOOOO

He did catch it, but it rubber-gloved.

:(

Oh my god
ANGELS BASEBALL
That was almost a game ending double play
God damnit

We lose

This team is going to give me a heart attack.
That would have been sexy
What the fuck do you do if you're the runner on that play?
Freeze in case its caught
Lunge five different directions at once.
So stand still?
OH MY GOD

Aardsma needs an extra inch on his wingspan.

Or some glue in his fucking glove
Holy balls we got a low strike call
A COUPLE OF BATTERS TOO FUCKING LATE
I'd have rather we got it with Matsui.
Somwhere, Buffalo Wild Wings is involved in this
I chuckled.
This made me laugh.

But I fucking hate that commercial.

Leverage index must be insane on this pitch
Gameday hates the ump something fierce.
He took it's jerb.
Doesn't show him making any bad calls this AB
GIDP. PLEASE.
Throw a fucking strike you cock fucking twat bitch ass fuckwad
Glad he swung at ball four.
This is madness
Damn, we coulda had a baserunner there, according to the radiocast.
Please, God, I don't ask for much. Just give me a win!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK THIS GODDAMN GAME OF BASEBALL
Oh yeah there it is
OH NO FUCKING WAY
Fuck this year.
Yep, that's how that had to end.
Fuck you Aardsma
And

Fuck Colome and Kanekoa

HAPPY FUCKING MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!!!!
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
That was so fucking predictable.
Break your ankle you twat.
...and you are 12 right?

That is horrible.

SOMEONE SET AARDSMA ON FIRE
What, no jump at the plate?
Colome is good.
Un-Fucking-Believable.
HO-LY CRAP.
FUCK YOUR ASS WITH A GIANT CHEESE GRATER AARDSMA
FUCK THIS SHITHOLE TEAM

AND EAT A DICK, AARDSMA

Pathetic. I quit.
Thank God that's over.
FUCK YOU ANGELS AND BULLPEN.
Almost 4 hours of my life I'll never have back
FUCK YOU LIFE
It really was just like last year!
Not a bad pitch
It really wasn't. Up and in, no idea how he hit that out to right center
Didn't realize Kendrick had that kind of power

Pretty impressed

He has his flashes.
It was well-hit

It also seemed to have a bit of carry to it. I was surprised it went out. Regardless, it’s not like it was a meatball like League’s pitch to Morales yesterday. I’m not terribly mad at Aardsma.

Warm day, wind blowing out

Usually a double

SAW THAT COMING
BREAK YOUR FUCKING ANKLE, ASSHOLE
See that's just mean-spirited
i can't even blame Aardsma, I feel like we were destined to lose that one.
how many games this year have we lost after being ahead in the 8th?
Contraction

Turn Safeco into a parking garage.

AARDSMAARGH
Aardsmagression!
Aardsmregression.
I am done forever.
WE COME AGAIN!
Maybe the secret to winning is to have more people thrown out on the basepaths.

We don’t do that nearly enough.

.

I can see where Don Quixote was coming from..
He must have been a Mariners fan.
Fuck this, I'm going to Folklife.
Well, that just happened.
I'm so sorry, LL.

Life is not being fair to you. At all. That fucking sucked.

Thanks for the support.

:(

It's fair.

We’re really that terrible.

You guys are so similar to us, it's not real.

We just seem to win the 1-run games this year and y’all seem to be losing them all. And two walk off wins, especially against the hated Slegna is not fair.

We're really that terrible though.

Every game has about 3 or four ridiculous baserunning mistakes, among many, many other things. This team loses games on its own. It’s not just the 8th inning onward – most of the runs this team scores are undeserved, and it purposely tries to score less runs throughout the game, and that’s not even discussing the bullpen management. It’s really not a good team. This is a bad team.

I'd call it a decent team playing poorly
I'm not convinced of this.

Depending on how you define “decent.”

.500-ish
.500 or real close will win the west.
For discussion:

1) Do you consider the massive amount of baserunning errors a lack of skill or simply poor playing?
2) wOBAr is based on previous BABIP for individual outcomes, but is it possible that they are simply hitting it much worse?
3) Our bullpen, a should-be strength, was made worse by the changes to League’s delivery, Colome, Aardsma’s struggles, etc..

I have a feeling I have a different answer to these than you, so to me this is a less than decent team.

This is really painful for me =(
Also, one of these days I'd like to break into an "All offense, no defense vs no offense, all defense" discussion.

But at the moment I’m not sure how to write out my thoughts.

We really did not deserve to win that game.
As fans we did though
Fuck yeah I did.
You guys are solid.
Please win the west.

You’re the only other AL West team I can stand, and we’re obviously not going to.

Also, it would be nice to have a team to point to that proves this model can work.
I'm really not convinced it can.

One of these days I’ll use a fanpost to illustrate some thoughts on the idea.

Right, read AC's.

I’m not convinced that our team’s talent could make this work.

This model can work.

This collection of talent is not good enough to make it work.

I still would like to see this team with better on-field management, fewer injuries, and better luck

I really think this team was constructed well

This team was constructed where some things had to work out.

Almost none of them have. Plus, we’re terribly unlucky. Thus, we suck.

Kinda makes GMZ’s optimism in the Times a bit, erm, out of place though.

The back of the rotation

and Lopez’s move to 3B have worked out wonderfully. More than wonderfully. It’s not like everything has gone wrong. You can contribute much of it to bad luck, but the roster just wasn’t constructed to win this division. It’s not GMZ’s fault, of course. Too many constraints.

Part of the back of the rotation's worked out OK.

Keep in mind Snell and RRS are a chunk of “back of the rotation”.

If you don’t think the non-Griff/Sweendawg parts of the roster hitting at career norms and an extra month of Cliff Lee would have us ~.500, I really don’t know what to say, other than “I think you’re wrong”. The Rangers are 26-23, and I don’t see why a roster like this isn’t capable of contending IF most of it isn’t hitting below the Mendoza line.

We've had our share of bad luck.

That being said, it was a very risk-filled roster. It was counting on performances out of Kotchman, Vargas, Fister, Griffey, Bradley, and a handful of relievers. None were a certainty. A few panned out, a few didn’t. We couldn’t have anticipated Lopez and Figgins struggling this badly, but I don’t think career average performances from them would have saved this team. We would still probably be in it, but the talent just isn’t there.

I'd say that it was constructed well, given the situation (cumulative Bavasi buttfuck to the farm system and major league organization, weak FA class, and apparent budget constraints).

Obviously, there are several players on this roster that you wouldn’t normally expect on a “well-constructed” team, but I have to keep reminding myself that the M’s lost 101 games just a month and a half ago. That we even expect to do well is saying something.

A month and a half ago?
Whoops,

Year and a half ago. I should type and read at the same time.

How did we lose so many games in mid April
I think it was constructed with a great deal of inherent risk.

The risks didn’t work out, or at least haven’t so far. It was probably close to as well put together as it could have been, but the bust potential was there and it appears to have been realized.

Yes. I am absolutely rooting for the A's if we can't do it
Seconded.

I have so much respect for that team, even if I do want to punch a baby whenever we play them.

Rationally, I feel I shouldn't hate the Rangers.

They’re well-constructed with a shitload of young talent, including some I love, like Andrus. Maybe I just don’t like Michael Young.

And I really love Brett Anderson.

Meh, they're chair-throwers.
:'(

sniffles on shoulder

So.. uuhhhh.... can you finally make those changes Jack Z?

Because this is utterly pathetic.

We did that last year too, kinda.
Tropic of Cairo, here we come!

Do they serve drinks on the beach there?

Disgusting game absolutely disgusting

I’m glad I didn’t decide to pay money to see this one.

SEASON OVER

TRADE LEE FOR A TALENTED LITTLE LEAGUER

FIRE AARDSMA INTO THE SUN

FORCE GRIFFEY TO RETIRE AT GUNPOINT

1 of those I'd agree with....
"FIRE AARDSMA INTO THE SUN"

This phrase pops up ever now and then, but never fails to amuse me.

Thanks awesome bullpen and your 5 run lead. Except you, Kelley-you're great.
Maybe they should change Kelley's delivery for funsies.
Such a bullshit inning.
The only surprising thing was that Torii Hunter didn't hit the walk-off
Or Kendry Morales, Kirk Gibson style.
Thats what I was thinking when I saw him on deck
Somehow I forgot that Torii had two i's in his name

What a li’l bitch

Tori is a girl's name.
I wish sports were more fun.
Losing can be fun
This may sound stupid, but I'd be more comfortable with Kelley closing.
Not stupid at all.

But then I’m one of the most anti-Aardsma people you’ll find.

I know it's mostly irrational, but I pretty much hate Aardsma at this point.
I don't think it's irrational at all.

I hate using pitchers like Aardsma in high-leverage situations.

I'd be more comfortable with Bobby Ayala closing.
I wish I had shut off the TV when I had the chance.
I, on the other hand, am feeling quite validated.
Oh wow. I left and came back. And...this.

Just wow.

At least there's alcohol and a holiday tomorrow-whee!
3 home runs for the DA on the year, after having 4 all of last year.

Remember when he took offense to any talk of regression?

Disregard women, acquire currency.
I wonder what happens if the umpire is, you know, competent

and calls those two pitches in the Matsui at-bat strikes?

We had our fair share of breaks in this game as well.
The umpires helped both of us
Then Kendrick homers with 2 outs instead of one.
Responding to trolls helps absolutely nothing.

Knock it off. You will be disciplined.

I'm tired of watching this team.

They are miserable to watch, Wak keeps sending in Colome, and it’s time to blow this train of crap up.

Someone wants Lee? Great, trade him. Get something worth it.
Someone wants Lopez? Gone.
Someone wants Figgins? Bye.
Someone wants RR-S and Snell? Bucket of balls.
Someone wants Fister and Vargas? Buy low, sell high.

Felix, Guti, and Ichiro are staying. Everyone else is on the table, and we’ll take what we can get.

Roscoe’s Carpet Emporium.Roscoe’s Carpet Emporium.

I love carpet
Oh what didn't notice the carpet part

Odd

Yeah trading Figgins seems real likely
Umm... this won't solve much.

Unless you plan on getting better pitchers than Vargas, Snell, RRS, and Fister for Figgins and Lopez and better 2nd/3rd basemen than Lopez and Figgins for Vargas, Snell, Fister, and RRS.

Apparently the Angels are looking for a first baseman. I know where they can get one.

Wow, good thing we got to watch 3.5 hours of baseball
I'm still curious about the Jeff spoke of.
When you put together Aardsma, League, Sean White etc

this bullpen has really blown a lot of games.

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